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  • 7/5/2025

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00:00what's up wolf bag fam it's your boy kid back at it again happy weekend ladies and gentlemen um i
00:15hope that you're going to be hanging out watching another episode of one foot in the grave alongside
00:19victor and margaret what adventures are going to be happening on this week's episode i got to stay
00:24tuned to find out ladies and gentlemen you're going to hear it again but if you happen to be
00:27new snacks it's not included damn it you got to bring your own go kick back go get a snack go get
00:32a drink and you know come watch an episode alongside me so thank you so much for those who you know
00:37accompany me on my journey as always don't forget to like comment subscribe it's free to do it helps
00:42out the channel tremendously shout out to the patreons as well let's get it snacks not included
00:47let's freaking go
00:48one thousand five hundred and ninety
01:17two
01:18what leaves in that block
01:24there was only one thousand five hundred and three when we came in
01:31don't talk such out of dribble
01:35i'm telling you
01:37it's artificial
01:39how much longer is it going to keep as my buttocks are turning into fossilized fuel
01:57of course they're solicitors for you the longer they keep each client up there the more they can
02:05charge them that's how they make their money they'd break wind in the phone and send you a bill for it
02:11have a good mind just to pack it all in and go home
02:18and
02:25and
02:27and
02:28and
02:29Ewwwww
02:36Yuck
02:43Yuck
02:46Yuck
02:49Yuck
02:54Yuck.
03:24What the hell?
03:32You've got one of my bits cut up.
03:34Oh!
03:36Great weird hearts and the inside leg of my...
03:38Oh!
03:40Oh my God.
03:42It just dropped out suddenly and now the elastic's cutting in like...
03:46Like the string in a bacon dumpling.
03:50Do you have to make such an exhibition of yourself in a public place?
03:55It'll be fine in a second if I can just slide it back in slightly.
04:05Oh, that's got you, you little bugger.
04:08Can't you just be more careful how you sit down?
04:11Oh yes, I'll put them in an egg box next time.
04:14It's one of those things, I'm afraid, as any man will tell you.
04:19Hell yeah.
04:22Haha!
04:24Oh man.
04:28Jeez, bro!
04:30Leave it!
04:34Where it is!
04:36I'm sorry.
04:37I'm sorry.
04:38I'm sorry.
04:39I'm sorry.
04:40I'm sorry.
04:41I'm sorry.
04:42I'm sorry.
04:43I'm sorry.
04:44I'm sorry.
04:45I'm sorry.
04:46Get.
04:47It's where it is.
04:52Ooh, that face!
04:53You've got a spider in my flies.
05:15Look at that.
05:16There he goes, just struggling to get in through the buttonhole.
05:20You're sure he's not struggling to get out?
05:24There's nothing inside there that a spider wouldn't want to see.
05:29I expect he'd be at home among the cobwebs.
05:33Oh, shit.
05:41Money spider, look.
05:50You just can't do it, can you?
06:05What?
06:06You can't stay settled for one minute.
06:09It's completely beyond you.
06:11I can settle.
06:12Don't you worry about that.
06:14I can settle any time I want to.
06:18Gee-hee-hee!
06:20Help!
06:25For your sake!
06:28Can't take him nowhere.
06:30Why don't you go for the easy option
06:33and use a giant wrecking ball
06:35and have the entire building raised to the ground in seconds.
06:39What sort of table's that, anyway?
06:41That's not joined onto the legs.
06:43Pretty well asking for trouble, that is.
06:46Oh, my God.
07:13Oh, my God.
07:25Ayah!
07:26Oh, man.
07:43Oh, man.
07:45That's crazy!
07:57It's so crazy.
08:15Oh man, where's the little kid, man?
08:27Oh man, poor Margaret.
08:34Just sit down.
08:57Oh no.
09:04Do you have to?
09:07See that, how much dust there is in these cushions?
09:10Look at that.
09:12I'll come over there to see how much dust there is in your ears in a minute.
09:16Just give it a rest.
09:20I wonder when this place had a good spring clean.
09:23V.E. Day.
09:27Still, not much point in dusting when you think about it.
09:32Only just settles again everywhere five minutes later.
09:35All you're ever doing is rearranging it in actual fact.
09:39Do you know what dust is?
09:41Yes.
09:42Old bits of human skin.
09:44Mostly.
09:45Just millions and millions of bits of all the people who waited in this waiting room.
09:51I mean, no saying who this is in my finger now.
09:57Sir Stafford Crips.
09:59It's incredible to think that, isn't it?
10:02Oh!
10:03Oh!
10:04Oh!
10:05Oh!
10:06Oh!
10:07I don't believe it!
10:08Spirits.
10:09Look at that!
10:10That bird mess in the window!
10:11What about it?
10:12What about it?
10:13It's on the inside!
10:14Oh!
10:15Oh!
10:16I don't believe it!
10:18Spirits.
10:19Look at that!
10:22That bird mess in the window!
10:24What about it?
10:25It's on the inside!
10:29I don't believe it!
10:32Spare us.
10:34Look at that! That bird mess in the window!
10:36What a banter!
10:37It's on the inside!
10:39Oh ho ho ho!
10:41Holy...
10:44I've got it all over my nose!
10:46Oh, man...
10:47It's a ruddy death trap, this place!
10:51Oh!
10:53Oh!
10:54What is this?
10:55All right, should I put that in your pocket, man?
11:06Just hold, hold still a minute.
11:07Just leave it, leave it.
11:09Will you?
11:12How did that get there in the name of sanity?
11:15Any inside of you, please?
11:16I just give up.
11:17I don't know.
11:19A pigeon maybe flew in when the window was open.
11:21Will you keep still?
11:25I don't know.
11:27Now...
11:31Any more?
11:32You sure you haven't got horse manure or anything down the back of your shirt?
11:36It's worse than taking a child out for the day.
11:38I don't know why I don't put you on reins.
11:51Oi!
11:52You!
11:55Yes!
11:56You!
11:56Excuse me!
12:00That happens to be my bloody car!
12:02When you finish the line of the doctor urinate all down the side of it!
12:07Anyway!
12:08I think you...
12:10Yeah, what do you say?
12:10I think you need a wash anyway!
12:14Where are those cakes?
12:16You little bastard!
12:19I'm a good man to have you prosecuted for willful damage to property!
12:27See what you have to say about that!
12:28You don't have to say anything until you've consulted a solicitor!
12:32Who the hell asked you?
12:34You keep your nose out of this!
12:36Is this gentleman subjecting you to unreasonable public harassment, sir?
12:40Yeah, he is the topic of my job as well!
12:43In which case, my advice to you would be to seek professional representation without playing!
12:47Oh, would it indeed!
12:49Well, I'll be getting on to my solicitor too when I see him, so don't you worry at that score, matey!
12:56And you can stick your nose in a lawnmower!
12:58Ha ha!
13:04All finished now?
13:07Bloody naked vandalism in the streets!
13:10No one gives a damn any!
13:28I don't think it's too late!
13:29I'm такие noise!
13:30I'm so glad to see you!
13:30My eyes are fine!
13:31I'm so glad...
13:31I don't know!
13:32I feel like you're too late, and I'm happy to meet up in the streets!
13:33I usually have a nice day!
13:37I'm pretty much here!
13:41And I'm so glad that you're in your office!
13:49You test them for the years!
13:51I'm so glad you're at home!
13:52Right!
13:53I hope you're there!
13:54I'm so glad I needed to know going up quickly!
13:56I felt so glad you were at home!
13:57Jeez, bro, that's disgusting, what a freak.
14:20Are you kidding me?
14:50What the hell is he doing?
15:02He's an odd fellow, oh my god.
15:17This guy got all the gadgets.
15:46What the freak?
15:53I think I just came in.
16:13Some bullshit.
16:50Hey, wait for Finn.
16:57Fish fingers have thawed out now.
17:04Oh man.
17:11Oh man.
17:18Oh man.
17:25Oh man.
17:32Oh man.
17:39Oh man.
17:41Oh man.
17:48Oh man.
17:50Oh man.
17:51Oh man.
17:52Oh man.
17:53Oh man.
17:54Oh man.
17:56Oh man.
17:57Oh man.
17:58Oh man.
17:59Oh man.
18:00Oh man.
18:01Oh man.
18:02Oh man.
18:06Oh man.
18:07Oh man.
18:08Oh man.
18:09Oh man.
18:10Oh man.
18:11Oh man.
18:12Oh man.
18:13Oh man.
18:14Oh man.
18:20Oh man.
18:21Oh man.
18:22I don't think I want to be reminded of the sordid details, thank you.
18:27Things people do for pleasure.
18:32Never forget the look on his face when they carried him out to the ambulance.
18:38As if he'd just been hypnotised.
18:42Gave a whole new meaning to the phrase putting a light bulb in.
18:52Oh no.
19:16Oh no no no no no no.
19:18Oh my god.
19:33That look like Anthea.
19:34Oh man, I'm grossed out on this one.
19:50Too much, man.
19:52Oh shit.
19:56Oh shit.
20:01Could be the grossest episode, I don't know.
20:03I don't know.
20:12Did you see me?
20:14I don't know.
20:15I'm not going to do it.
20:45Wait for Thin, baby.
21:07It's a water fountain.
21:15Gotta make sure.
21:45Do you want to go?
21:51It's quite keen.
22:04I'm sorry to have kept you both.
22:09No way.
22:11It's pissing me off.
22:15Oh, that's a relief.
22:40I'm still alive.
22:43Hanging on by a thread.
22:46Why is it that everyone else who comes in here only has to wait for ten seconds, then they're in?
22:51Not us.
22:54You can be surprised if he's not there anymore.
22:57Probably left half an hour ago to go and play golf with various chief constables.
23:02Like that time I sat all afternoon waiting to see a throat specialist and found out he was at a cocktail party in Bury St Edmunds.
23:08Mr. Meldrew.
23:14Oh, God's sake, I'm above time.
23:16Mr. Latham is not quite ready for you yet.
23:19His colleague, Mr. Mangrove, asked me to give you this.
23:22Mr. Meldrew.
23:23What's this?
23:24Mr. Meldrew, just to confirm that I have today received instructions to act on behalf of Mr. G.W. Skinner of 45 Ogden Street,
23:42who is filing her claim for damages in connection with an alleged assault carried out by yourself upon his pit bull terrier, Horace, this afternoon.
23:50With a Sainsbury's coconut meringue.
23:53And a salt with a coconut meringue?
23:57It wasn't even stale.
23:59Oh, I have never in all my life heard of anything so patently ludic...
24:05Well, I'm going straight up there.
24:07I'm not going to have this.
24:08Leave it for now, Victor, for God's sake.
24:12We'll mention it to ours when we go in.
24:14Just don't make things worse than they already are.
24:23Sorry I came here this afternoon.
24:25I am straight.
24:26I mean, it's cheered me up like I can't tell you, sitting here afternoon waiting to make out a will.
24:35Can I only think of one thing worse than dying?
24:40That's living forever.
24:44I mean, can you just imagine how terrible that would actually be if I was just always here forever and ever and ever?
24:55I don't know what it's all about when it comes down to it.
25:09Whether you're just here one minute and gone the next like God rearranging the dust.
25:13I've got no way of knowing.
25:19Anyway, I don't see the point of wills.
25:22Not in our case.
25:23Shared everything over all these years.
25:25It's purely a formality after all said and done.
25:2837 years ago, this week as it happens.
25:37Since what?
25:38Since the first time we shared something.
25:41What?
25:43Our bodies.
25:46Whoa.
25:47Remember?
25:48Peggy Hawksworth's engagement party in Glendale Gardens.
25:51I can still remember the first moment I walked into that room and saw this dashing, handsome young man standing over by the record player with a head of golden, wavy, thick hair.
26:08Couldn't look at anybody else all night.
26:11Spent the entire evening waiting to be introduced, just smiling across the room like an idiot.
26:16And then just after midnight, you remember, there was a power cut.
26:22We'd all had far too much to drink.
26:24And I just seized my chance.
26:27Dashed across the room, grabbed your hand and dragged you out into the garden.
26:34And I remember it took you a hell of a time to get going.
26:37Whoa.
26:38You had your hand in my blouse for half an hour twiddling a dead wasp.
26:46Oh, man.
26:51It sounds like me, didn't it?
26:53And then, eventually, we just both relaxed into it.
26:58And then we got up out of the lupins, dusted ourselves down and went back inside.
27:06And when the lights came back on again, I remember, I just stood and looked at you.
27:14And realised I'd grabbed hold of the wrong person.
27:19Wow.
27:21I fucked up.
27:23Jeremy Birchall, the one with the thick, wavy, golden hair, was just leaving with that girl who worked in the hat factory.
27:28Anyway, got us started off together, and that was that.
27:37Funny, though, isn't it?
27:38How it's hardly ever your first choice that you eventually end up with.
27:43Or even your second or third.
27:46Whoa.
27:47All the ones you think you fancy the most.
27:50None of them are right for you, probably, in the end.
27:55Yes.
27:56Oh, well, I mean, look at you ending up with me when there were girls like Olive Reynolds, Hazel Warner, Jennifer Davey, and that sister of hers.
28:13They were a pretty little pair.
28:17You were always my first choice.
28:22Was I?
28:26Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
28:27You've never said that before.
28:31No, well.
28:36I suppose there's lots of things you never say.
28:39That you think about saying, and something always crops up.
28:44Life goes on.
28:46Somehow you never quite get round to putting it into words.
28:50Yes.
28:50Yes.
28:50Yes.
28:50Yes.
28:50Yes.
28:50Yes.
28:50Yes.
28:50Yes.
28:51Yes.
28:51Yes.
28:52Yes.
28:52Yes.
28:52Yes.
28:53Yes.
28:53Yes.
28:54Yes.
28:55Yes.
28:55Yes.
28:56Yes.
29:13Yes.
29:15Yes.
29:16Yes.
29:16Yes.
29:17Yes.
29:17Yes.
29:18Yes.
29:18Yes.
29:19Yes.
29:19No.
29:20That's no love.
29:20rate. And now I've passed my own sell by date. Oh, I am no spring chicken, it's true. I have to
29:29pop my teeth into tube. And my old knees have started to knock. Ladies and gentlemen, we're
29:37going to talk about it. If you made it to this part right here, use the code word fish fingers
29:43in the comments down below. Ladies and gentlemen, number one, I hope that you enjoyed it. Can you
29:50imagine living with Victor Meldrew for the, you know, for the rest, if he could live forever?
29:57And then essentially, and the facial expression, that face that Margaret did, holy shit. She's like,
30:09yeah, essentially. Oh my God, man. I think that would be Margaret's worst nightmare. Ladies and
30:18gentlemen, man, Victor for eternity. Oh my God. Obviously for comedy, man, hell of a funny ass
30:25shit. But I will say, you know, with them, obviously pretty much in this room here. And,
30:33you know, you got to see some interesting characters pop up on the episode. I don't feel,
30:37even though there was good moments that I enjoyed, and I'll say the moments, I don't think this was
30:42the strongest episode. I think we've definitely seen a lot stronger episodes, but do I still feel
30:48the episode is enjoyable? Hell yeah. I still think that there's some great moments on this episode.
30:53Now, I'll say a few of them. Definitely when he is, you know, there's no way to really describe it
31:01anymore. Like playing with himself in a way like, you know, he is downstairs to it. He's touching around
31:07the area, trying to fix himself. Guys definitely can relate to the struggles of, you know, you know,
31:14sometimes it going different places and shit that you don't quite want it to go to. So I thought that
31:19for me was a very, very hilarious moment. This could also be one of the grossest episodes,
31:24especially when homie came in and, you know, sniffing the shoe, doing all that stuff with the
31:31nail filer, you know, and then obviously with Victor using it, the gum scenario, you know,
31:37you saw him put it in his pants and I'm like, and why didn't you just throw that shit out? But I guess
31:43it's like one of those handkerchiefs and stuff. But I'm like, you know, you felt like something
31:50was going with there. And obviously they addressed it there after he, you know, with the bird shit,
31:56it's not, it's not outside, it's inside. That was a cool moment. But again, I think what I really
32:03enjoyed was just overall seeing the frustration of Margaret on this episode, because dealing with
32:12Victor is no easy feat, you know, for her. I mean, she, again, has the patience as weird,
32:18might be sound weird, but she has the patience of a sink because when she blows up, it is, you know,
32:24she's just reached the limit. Like any normal person would be, everybody has a limit to the
32:29madness, you know, to your madness and stuff. And with Victor, he just keeps pushing it. He's like
32:34the energizer bunny. He can't stay, sit still, which I can relate to at some time. Sometimes I get a
32:41little antsy or, you know, in his case, he got, he got like ants in his pants and shit and he's just
32:46moving back and forth, back and forth. And I feel for her, you know, you know, she, I know she wants to
32:51let loose a lot more language out there, you know, you know, she wants, she wants to say,
32:58fuck's sake, you know, I know it, I know it. And I, and I love it. I mean, she is so good.
33:05Even just by just her, just her, her demeanor, seeing this guy, just fucking guy, excuse me,
33:12cannot sit still, you know, he is like a little child and stuff. And you expect that with kids,
33:17but not what a grown ass man, but man, I thought that him just going crazy back and forth, breaking
33:22shit, breaking the tape. Well, not fully breaking it, but breaking the table down, you know, then
33:27they have to fix it, dropping the thermometer or whatever it was. I'm like, damn, this, this guy
33:34is freaking batshit crazy in this. But the problem for it was that, you know, Margaret can't escape.
33:41It's not like she could go anywhere because they got to wait for the solicitor. He's got, you know,
33:45when we find out that he wants to, you know, do the will or whatever. And, and now he's got in
33:50trouble. He got in trouble with throwing shit out the window and stuff with the next, thanks to the
33:57other prick upstairs. But I do hate any sort of appointment that you go to. And that was pissing
34:04me off. It was riling me up a little bit, man, ladies and gentlemen, where everybody coming in after
34:09you is going first. That shit pisses me off. It's the same. Like when you order food, you're going to,
34:14you know, like a little quick service stand or some shit, you order your meal,
34:18somebody's behind you and maybe another person behind and they're getting their freaking meal
34:22way before you. I'm like, yo, what the hell is going on with my shit, man? You're, you're number,
34:26let's say you're number 19. And they're like, all right, number 23, we got your sausage,
34:31egg McMuffin, whatever. Where's my shit? Where the hell is my shit? You just increasingly get a
34:37little bit more frustrating. I think that's the part that I really do enjoy in life. When you see
34:42some of these kinds of scenarios kind of play out in real life, boy, can you relate to it? So
34:48that's, that's where I really enjoyed on the episode, Margaret's facial expressions and shit,
34:53no escape for her. Oh, him, you know, knocking on the door, you know, I mean on the wall, you know,
35:00it's way for thin. And then we just see how thin those walls are, man, with the peeing bit. I thought
35:06that was a great moment there, but I definitely feel like we have seen way, way stronger episodes.
35:13I don't know if it felt just because it was just in this scenario, you know, this thing, it's not,
35:19they weren't in their home. So maybe that threw me for a loop. I don't know. I don't know. But I
35:24still felt it was a very enjoyable episode. Is it the top 10 episode? Now we've seen, there's too many
35:31strong episodes and stuff. So I'm not sure where this would rank, but definitely not in my top 10
35:36for sure. Ladies and gentlemen, but Victor still as enjoyable as heck, you know, Margaret as well.
35:44Obviously, you know, we love her to pieces. I did find myself missing Mrs. Warboys, ladies and
35:49gentlemen. And, you know, so hopefully, hopefully don't say anything. Hopefully we'll see on the next
35:53episode. Okay. Cause I miss her. I love Mrs. Warboys, man. She is amazing, but hopefully you guys
35:59enjoyed it. If the episode is not your favorite, let me know in the comments down below. If this
36:04episode is your favorite, let me know in the comments down below. You know, what, what did
36:08you like about the episode? The strength and weaknesses? Feel free to chime in as well. As
36:13always, just thanks for rocking with me. Thanks for hanging out. Thanks for spending a portion of
36:17your weekend or whenever you decide to watch this with me. Thank you so much for hanging out.
36:21We'll see you soon. As always, peace out. Take care. Be well. Don't forget to use that
36:25code word. It lets me know you made it this far. We said it earlier. It just lets me
36:29know what, you know, uh, you know, the people paying attention, ladies and gentlemen. Anyways,
36:33enough of my yapping. We'll see you soon. Peace out. Take care. Peace.