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  • 6/19/2025
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01:00Hrothgar, Master of Battles, King of the Danes, I have a story for you.
01:08The Bards once sang of how I slayed the great dragon of the north single-handedly.
01:24Of how I, King Hrothgar, built the great hall of Herod to celebrate our might, to feast and fornicate.
01:33And still, I lusted after power and gold, and she gave it to me.
01:43I, Hrothgar the Fearless, Hrothgar the Monster Slayer, Hrothgar the...
01:51The Accursed!
02:00But then, this is not my story.
02:07It is yours, Hero.
02:09It is your turn to test your mettle and face the consequences of your acts.
02:19Hail Wolf! Hail Wolf! Hail Wolf! Hail Wolf! Hail Wolf! Hail Wolf!
02:25Okay, Wigloth. We get the picture. First one to reach the banner wins.
02:29Go ahead and give him a head start, Wigloth.
02:32Never makes a difference anyway.
02:34Ready? Steady? Go!
02:36Beowulf! This time, victory is mine.
02:39Beowulf! Beowulf! Beowulf! Beowulf! Beowulf!
02:48That's the boy, Beowulf!
02:50Show them who's in charge.
02:55Who's the hero now, Beowulf?
03:06How does it feel, Beowulf?
03:36Hup!
03:39Hup!
03:46Hup!
03:51Urgh!
03:59Hup!
04:01Ah, what I wouldn't give to try on those mighty arms.
04:31No one will remember you, Beowulf!
04:50How does it feel to meet your match?
04:54Come on, Beowulf Keeper! You don't want to lose, do you?
05:01But it's...
05:06Nothing like competition to hone those heroes' skills.
05:22Die!
05:24You can't kill, Grecker!
05:39Look out!
05:41Somebody will get killed!
05:43Take this!
05:45There!
05:46You keep it up, Grecker, my friend. And someday you may actually beat me.
05:52You're no more than a pale reflection of me! I need no weapons!
06:07I need no weapons!
06:14So be it, Brecker. Let's see whose grave awaits him in the open sea. Victory alone awaits me in her arms.
06:22If my skin bag were as big as your ego, Beowulf, I'd be the richest man of the Northlands. Who made you king anyway?
06:32Alright boys, enough! You'll both choke on your pride before you even hit the water. Now line up if you two really have a death wish.
06:39The path to glory is brutal, let me warn you. But it is also full of charm. So irresistible.
06:56In the end, all men die, Beowulf. But while you live, Hiro, your legacy is yours to build. As a man, a monster slayer, and as a king.
07:12Beowulf!
07:16Get your ass back to shore, Brecker!
07:26She is my mother! I will send you back into her murky tube!
07:56Come to me, my mighty prince, my shining hero.
08:19Ah! Ah!
08:26My new hero!
08:30My new hero!
08:33My new hero!
08:37My new hero!
08:48My new hero!
08:50My new hero!
08:53I will send you back to shore, Brecker!

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