01:00Lance Captain Admiral Atoms, you're required on the bridge at once.
01:05There's been a whoopsie.
01:30I'll see you next time.
01:59I'll see you next time.
02:29Hey, that's the famous space-tronaut, Captain Maxwell Adams.
02:39He's just one mission away from retirement.
02:41After the events that unfolded on Klaxion Delta, where Max had to make the soul-destroying decision between the unimaginable and the unthinkable, High Command made the decision that his time was up and assigned him to this prison transport ship, the SS Ur-Sign, as a final send-off.
02:56They believed he was past his prime and a long way from his gun-slinging, blaster-tossing, plasma-hurling younger self.
03:03But I expose to you, Trevor, if push comes to shove and they teamed up into a stronger force of motion and wish to wage a battle against Max, well, even at his advanced age and with his traumatic past, I'd still bet on him because the bookies are only paying negatives.
03:19I'll see you next time.
03:49Hey, Max, it's me, Theodore, and this is Paddington.
03:58Sorry to wake you from your afternoon nap.
04:01We've just been going over our whoopsie projections when we were interrupted by an unknown ship firing on us.
04:08And now it's become extremely important that we don't delay in considering the forecasts for our strategic blah blah blah.
04:16Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
04:28Blah blah blah blah blah
04:30So what, Chief?
04:32No bother. That was a big one.
04:36This is General Cuddles of the Bear mache alliance.
04:39Your ship holds imprisoned citizens loyal to our cause.
04:42And one loose unit.
04:45Release those bears in space immediately or you will be destroyed.
04:54We haven't had enough time to implement and test our whoopsie prevention strategy.
05:01You have ten minutes to comply.
05:04Preheat the laser beams.
05:06We're a scientific prison ship.
05:08We have no weapons.
05:10We must jump to hyper-quickness.
05:13Pressing the button is usually my job, but I'm ever so scared.
05:18We are doomed.
05:22Rawr! Rawr!
05:40Rawr!lived.
05:53About time you woke up, sleepyhead.
05:56It's me, the chicken con.
05:57That dangerous hyper-quickness jump we made plunged us deep into an unknown galaxy and emerged our DNA together.
06:05Pretty neat, huh?
06:06We can chat about that later if you really want.
06:09But for now, we gotta get out of here.
06:11The ship is real.
06:12Let's take that.
06:27The ship is real.
06:57What the heck is that?
07:06I'd kill it first if it was up to me.
07:08Get in close and attack it in the back like a bear.
07:12Unsuspecting and defenseless.
07:13Yep, that's the bear code.
07:15Use the melee button to take it out, Maxie.
07:24Phew, that was a close one, Max.
07:26Let's make our way to the drop pods.
07:36Dang it, there's more of them.
07:38Here, take my gun.
07:39It was either us or them, Maxie.
07:47No time to waste.
07:49Looks like we're gonna have to fight our way through to the drop pod.
07:51There, take my gun.
07:52I'm out of here.
07:53Only one was, Maxie.
08:13Happy hand.
08:14Oh, my God.
08:44Whoa!
08:48Hey!
09:44Let's go.
10:14Let's go.
10:44Phew, we made it, Maxie.
10:52It got a bit hairy for a second, but I think we're in the clear now.
10:56Really?
10:57Hmm, should we try and rescue all those other bears in space prison?
11:02Nope, you're right.
11:03Okay.
11:03Max!
11:05Wait for me!
11:06Oh, yeah, there's no room.
11:11Bye!
11:13Let's roll.
11:14Let's roll.
11:44Let's roll.
11:45Sure, let's roll.
11:48Okay.
11:49So, let's go.
12:35Oh no, I don't know.
13:05What are you doing?
13:14Hmmm...
13:17Maybe you should-
13:19Alright Max.
13:21In fact Max, fact number se-
13:24Fact number 38.
13:26We can dash!
13:35Fact number 15. We can double jump.
13:51Bare fact number 503. We can double jump and dash while in the air.
14:05Oh, look at that big building, Max.
14:30Bare fact number 5. Acid legs hurt you.
14:34Avoid that.
15:04Watch the ball.
15:06Oh, look at that big building, Max.
15:08I'm ready.
15:10I'm ready.
15:12I'm ready.
15:14I got ready.
15:16I got ready.
15:18WHAAAAHH!
15:39Well, if it isn't Maxwell Adams and Bear Tana, the man Bear Extraordinary!
15:44Now I know w-
15:45Well, let me tell ya!
15:46You see those cr-
15:47But not j-
15:48I'm a little low-
15:49It's on!
16:09And don't forget, this baby upgrades the more you use it!
