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  • 6/19/2025
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00:00The day has finally come for us to serve our master.
00:23Uh, hey.
00:25Hey, I'm not your master.
00:27No, you are not.
00:41Oh, uh, but, uh, yeah, I, uh, I totally know.
00:58Do not struggle.
00:59Feel the sacred blade.
01:02Get to it.
01:11Accept the mercy of the killer sight.
01:14I like that.
01:34Hey, get away from that guitar.
01:35I just tuned that thing.
01:36Ha-ha!
01:37Ha-ha!
01:38Ha-ha!
01:39Ha-ha!
01:40Ha-ha!
01:41Ha-ha!
01:46Ha-ha!
01:48Ha-ha!
01:50Ha-ha!
01:51I like that fish just in.
02:03Stay still.
02:11Close your eyes and feel the sacre-
02:21All that, I won't hide!
02:33Yes!
02:39Stay fast!
02:41That's rock!
02:42He's like too lazy!
02:54Nope!
02:56Yes!
03:04Ah, she's too hot!
03:06Gotta wait for her to cool down.
03:33Alright, nice try lady, or whatever you are.
03:50I'm supposed to think you're a nun, but I know you're really some kind of big ugly demon, so let's have it.
03:57Aha!
03:58I knew it!
03:59Big ugly demon.
04:03Kinda sexy though, in a weird way.
04:11Hmph.
04:16Damn!
04:17Not slain!
04:19Oh!
04:21Ugh, he looked like a-
04:23Ugh!
04:24I gotta say, you are the definition of a brother's face.
04:28Ugh!
04:29Ugh!
04:30Ugh!
04:31Ugh!
04:32Ugh!
04:33Ugh!
04:34Ugh!
04:35Ugh!
04:36Ugh!
04:37Ugh!
04:38Ugh!
04:39Ugh!
04:40Ugh!
04:41Ugh!
04:42Ugh!
04:43We will close your eyes.
04:44Wait, I think I heard once the killing nuns is bad luck.
04:47I'd better get out of here.
04:48Ugh!
04:49Ugh!
04:50Ugh!
04:51Close your eyes.
04:52Accept me.
04:53Yes.
04:54Ugh!
04:55Ugh!
04:56Ugh!
04:57That's enough out of you!
04:58Ugh!
04:59Ugh!
05:00Ugh!
05:01Ugh!
05:02Ugh!
05:03Do not struggle.
05:04Ugh!
05:05Ugh!
05:06Ugh!
05:07Ugh!
05:08Ugh!
05:09Ugh!
05:11Ugh!
05:13Ugh!
06:14Here goes.
06:16Oh man, gotta get this thing moving.
06:19Let's see here.
06:20Um, evil.
06:22Oh, powerful.
06:24Majestic?
06:25Slytherin?
06:25Dear evil.
06:26Messed up demon powers of darkness.
06:29Uh, unimaginable evil.
06:32Please transport me off this awesome corpse pile.
06:35I am but a visitor in your strange world, which some would call hellish, but I have to admit, it's kind of badass.
06:42Oh, lords of gross leather things and S&M type wear.
06:46You know you guys really have style.
06:48That battle nun?
06:49She was hot.
06:50Uh, sorry about killing her.
06:52Uh, but you're evil though, right?
06:53So we're cool.
06:54I didn't even know I could do that.
06:56By your good graces.
06:57Uh-oh.
06:57I meant evil.
06:59Evil graces.
07:00Ah, son of a...
07:02Oh, nice cheater move, guys.
07:07Really cool.
07:08Oh, man.
07:16Don't tell me I've been slaying hot girls this whole time.
07:20The axe.
07:21So you've come for it as well.
07:24No, but these guys jumped me and...
07:26Hang on.
07:28And it was just sitting there, so...
07:30You handle it very naturally.
07:31Yeah, that's kind of strange, isn't it?
07:33I've never touched an axe before.
07:35Who are you?
07:36Uh, right shoulder.
07:38We've got to get out of here before he arrives.
07:40Yeah.
07:44Wait, before who arrives?
07:47Emperor Deviculus.
07:48Who?
07:49Emperor Deviculus, where are you from?
07:51It's kind of hard to say.
07:53Um, I kind of live on the road.
07:55Be assured, you don't want to be here when he arrives.
07:58What's the big deal?
07:59You're slaughtering his personal guard for one thing.
08:02Oh, aha.
08:03Why did I get so off?
08:05All right, they're dead.
08:13So, what did you say your name was?
08:15Come on, we have to run.
08:16Run!
08:16Follow me!
08:40This way!
08:42We have to get to the door before the...
08:44Too late.
08:46Take a look outside.
08:47Are you crazy?
08:48We are not letting them all in here!
08:54Over here, you...
08:55Yeah, that's a lot of dudes.
09:10What is this place?
09:12The Temple of Ormogodon.
09:13It's a place of ancient power, but no one knows its true purpose.
09:15It's a place.
09:43Turn here.
09:44Let's go.
10:14Let's go.
10:44Let's go.
11:14Let's go.
11:44Let's go.
12:14Let's go.

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