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Good Girls Gone Wild
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00:00:00Oh, bad.
00:00:30Hello?
00:00:31Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:34I mean, it's only two days away,
00:00:35and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:38So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...
00:00:42Me too.
00:00:43Um, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:46Um, I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:49Uh, I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:52You know, I want to surprise him.
00:00:54What? But you can't.
00:00:56I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:00:59Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:01You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:04This is bad.
00:01:06You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:07She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:16Come on, Lexi.
00:01:18So girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:33Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:38But this is the big 1-8.
00:01:40I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital,
00:01:42we've done something new and special,
00:01:44but this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:47So what's something we've never done before?
00:01:49Mushrooms?
00:01:51No, not like that.
00:01:52Like something nice.
00:01:54Like maybe a trip.
00:01:56Like a mushroom trip?
00:01:57No.
00:01:59Sorry, Sue.
00:02:00I have a date.
00:02:02So do I.
00:02:04Sorry, Sue.
00:02:05Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:06We'll figure it out.
00:02:19Oh, flowers.
00:02:20Are these from you?
00:02:21Yeah, sure.
00:02:22Here you go.
00:02:24No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:27I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:30I guess you still make me nervous.
00:02:35Oh, Jake.
00:02:40Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:43No, Jake.
00:02:44Not yet.
00:02:45When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:47The best night of my life.
00:02:49It will be.
00:02:50I promise.
00:02:51It will always be amazing.
00:02:53With you and me.
00:02:54Together.
00:03:03Jake, no.
00:03:04I have to go.
00:03:05I have to work on my art project.
00:03:07You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:10but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:14So you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:16This Saturday?
00:03:17Of course.
00:03:21Thanks.
00:03:22Okay.
00:03:23Bye.
00:03:24Nothing.
00:03:25Nothing.
00:03:26Nothing.
00:03:27Oh, baby.
00:03:28You're so hot.
00:03:29I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:30Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:31Yeah.
00:03:32What was your name again?
00:03:33Rod.
00:03:34Sex guy.
00:03:35Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:36You're right, I bet.
00:03:40Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:03:41Oh, no.
00:03:42Does not compute.
00:03:43Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:03:44Oh, huh.
00:03:45Oh, huh.
00:03:46Hi.
00:03:47Hi.
00:03:48Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:53You're right, I bet.
00:04:00Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:04Oh, no.
00:04:05Does not compute.
00:04:06Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:12Oh, huh.
00:04:13Hi.
00:04:15When did you get home?
00:04:17So is it true?
00:04:18Yes, it is.
00:04:20It's just, it's the right time, and Jake's the right man.
00:04:24I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy,
00:04:29and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:04:31So I just think it's the right time.
00:04:34Lexi, tell her, losing our virginity
00:04:36is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:39On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:41Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even, like,
00:04:45our 29th, 8th, maybe.
00:04:49Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:04:56I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:05But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:07We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:10Oh, does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?
00:05:14It's not Jake.
00:05:16It's the male ideal, like a Greek god or Sue's dad.
00:05:22Right.
00:05:23Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:26I mean, it kind of sucks.
00:05:27I'm not really an artist.
00:05:28Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:31Point is, we should all lose our virginities together
00:05:33on the same day, and I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:36I'm waiting for a sign, and then I'll know it's right.
00:05:39Look, I can go either way.
00:05:42I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:46I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:49Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:53But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:05:58You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:04Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:07To church to pray for you.
00:06:09Want to be first in line.
00:06:12I'm getting some sleep.
00:06:13Yeah, me too.
00:06:23Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:25It's been four days since my last confession.
00:06:27I accused myself of the following sins.
00:06:29Mm-hmm.
00:06:32OK, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this,
00:06:34but it's about sex.
00:06:37Mm-hmm.
00:06:40I mean, not me.
00:06:41I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:43Mm-hmm.
00:06:45I've never even seen a guy as...
00:06:47Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:50But I was dressing him up as Jesus,
00:06:52and I wanted to see his thing.
00:06:54But there was nothing there.
00:06:58OK, so it's about my friends.
00:07:00My best friends.
00:07:02They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:04OK.
00:07:06Third base.
00:07:07What?
00:07:08No.
00:07:09Like, sex.
00:07:10Like, intercourse?
00:07:12With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:14I mean, they really need us intervention,
00:07:15if you know what I mean.
00:07:17All the way.
00:07:18Go all the way.
00:07:20Woody?
00:07:21What's it?
00:07:21You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:32What?
00:07:37Yes.
00:07:38Yes.
00:07:39Run.
00:07:40Run.
00:07:40Home route.
00:07:44Damn it.
00:07:46Fuck you Yankees.
00:07:47Please.
00:07:50Sorry.
00:07:50Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:14What do you have a little consideration?
00:08:16I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:17Geez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:22I have an announcement to make.
00:08:24I want to do it.
00:08:26Do you hear me?
00:08:27I want to do it.
00:08:29This weekend.
00:08:30On our birthday.
00:08:31Do what?
00:08:33It.
00:08:34Screw.
00:08:35You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs, you know, shagging, fucking.
00:08:44You do.
00:08:45But what about all your religious stuff, and what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:50Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:08:52Really?
00:08:54Well, OK, great.
00:08:57We're all in then.
00:08:58So we'll have a big pool party, and we'll do it there.
00:09:02Right?
00:09:03Right.
00:09:06I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:15Hey, Frank.
00:09:17Oh, hi, Sue.
00:09:19Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:21I don't know.
00:09:22Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:23Yeah, he's blind.
00:09:25Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:32Wait, wait, bye.
00:09:34Hey.
00:09:35Um, I was wondering, we're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:38It's for our birthday.
00:09:40Do you want to come?
00:09:41Do you think he can see at my shore?
00:09:42Well, my house looks done.
00:09:57Tomorrow's a big day.
00:09:59We finally turn 18.
00:10:00And finally lose our virginity.
00:10:03Well, we better get our beady sleep, because the party
00:10:05starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:06So, OK, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake.
00:10:09And I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:11But, Sue, who are you going to pick to pop your chair?
00:10:15It's easy.
00:10:16I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
00:10:21What the fuck is a catechism?
00:10:22I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:24Yeah.
00:10:33My soulmate.
00:10:36Chris?
00:10:38Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:43I mean, what?
00:10:44No, Chris is perfect.
00:10:45He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:48Plus, his name's Chris.
00:10:49It's a sign.
00:10:51Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:10:56What?
00:10:57He does not.
00:10:58Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:00He looks just like Justin Bieber, with a little bit of Zac Efron
00:11:04and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:06Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:09Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:12OK, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:14See you in the morning.
00:11:22I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:23I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:53Yeah.
00:12:09You're so perfect.
00:12:10I knew that's what I look like.
00:12:40Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:13:03Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:10Oh my gosh, they're coming.
00:13:28Lexi, Cheryl, hurry!
00:13:33Ew, why?
00:13:35It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:37It's gonna be really sexy.
00:13:39You're gonna die of asphyxiation.
00:13:41He's gonna be really sexy.
00:13:43It's stupid.
00:13:44Just screw him.
00:13:45That's what he wants.
00:13:46That's what all guys want.
00:13:47Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:49Oh, Christ.
00:13:50Can I have your mouth, too?
00:13:52Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy,
00:13:55not someone they can just have sex with.
00:13:57You're an idiot.
00:13:58A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:02Guys, seriously, come on, hurry up.
00:14:05Oh, what a cool bracelet!
00:14:10I love it!
00:14:12Um...
00:14:13You should put that down, though,
00:14:15because it's, like, it's really...
00:14:16Very fragile.
00:14:17Yeah.
00:14:18Okay.
00:14:19Set it down.
00:14:20Hurry up.
00:14:21Okay.
00:14:22Those were your anal beads, right?
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:25Okay.
00:14:26Let's, uh...
00:14:44Whoa!
00:14:45Is this part of the house?
00:14:46Whoa!
00:14:47Oh, Jesus.
00:14:48Whoa!
00:14:49Oh, we're gonna have some fun.
00:14:50Oh, Attack of the Wet t-shirts.
00:14:52Nice!
00:14:53Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:14:54Let's get you!
00:14:55Oh, fuck!
00:14:58Ah!
00:14:59Check, check, check, check, check!
00:15:02Happy birthday, Lex!
00:15:04Oh, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:07That is lip poison to plump your lips,
00:15:10but be careful it stings.
00:15:12And the other one is edible mucilla joy.
00:15:14Oh, how did you know?
00:15:16I mean, I'm gonna use both of these tonight.
00:15:18Thank you, come here.
00:15:27Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:28Oh, okay.
00:15:29Sorry.
00:15:30Are you okay now?
00:15:31Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:33Okay.
00:15:34See you later.
00:15:35I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:36This is crazy.
00:15:37Oh!
00:15:38Jake!
00:15:39Hi!
00:15:40Hey, babe.
00:15:41Happy birthday.
00:15:43Happy birthday.
00:15:45Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:48What?
00:15:49You want a beer?
00:15:53No.
00:15:56Oh, hon.
00:15:58Come here.
00:16:01I have your present here.
00:16:03I'll give it to you later.
00:16:04The time's right.
00:16:06You didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:08And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:14Hey, bro.
00:16:16We need you to settle this bed over here real quick.
00:16:19A little bit.
00:16:22All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:25Hey.
00:16:25Hey.
00:16:26How you doing?
00:16:27Hey.
00:16:36Check it out!
00:16:39Dare me.
00:16:55Oh, dude, look at those.
00:16:57Are those real?
00:16:58Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:16:59Hey!
00:17:00I do!
00:17:00Move!
00:17:01Come on, lame!
00:17:02Oh, all right.
00:17:03Okay.
00:17:04I'll see you guys later.
00:17:05Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:06Aw, the moves.
00:17:0720 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:17:11Yeah!
00:17:13They're fake anyways.
00:17:14Who cares?
00:17:16Okay.
00:17:17Okay.
00:17:18Okay.
00:17:19Oh, dude, dude.
00:17:21I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:26Sue, no, it's your birthday.
00:17:28Here, let me.
00:17:29Joanna, no.
00:17:29Just go enjoy the party.
00:17:30Come on.
00:17:32I'm in.
00:17:36Hey, do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:38I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:43Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:44I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:45It just, like, disappeared.
00:17:46Are these real?
00:17:59Of course they are.
00:18:02How come I've never met you before?
00:18:04I don't know.
00:18:05Maybe he's going to be around.
00:18:06Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:18:07Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:10Maybe upstairs.
00:18:11I don't know.
00:18:13Maybe he wants to go get my birthday present.
00:18:15That's probably where he went.
00:18:17Go roll.
00:18:21Liquid courage?
00:18:22Yeah.
00:18:23Atta girl.
00:18:27Vodka cranberry?
00:18:28It's really simple.
00:18:31Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:32I can go meet around.
00:18:35Sue, are you okay?
00:18:37Sue?
00:18:38Relax.
00:18:40They're just eyes.
00:18:42Okay, nothing to be scared of.
00:18:43Seriously.
00:18:44It's going to be fine.
00:18:45Is Chris here?
00:18:51Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:18:53No.
00:18:54He does not have gay face.
00:18:56I'm going to prove it to you.
00:18:58I'm going to do it.
00:19:04Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:07No.
00:19:07He does not have gay face.
00:19:10I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:11I'm going to do it.
00:19:12I'm going to do this.
00:19:14Good luck.
00:19:17Hey, you can do this.
00:19:19Just act like a slut.
00:19:23Just pretend you're Lexi.
00:19:26You know, my favorite chapter is Sodom and the War.
00:19:36Chris.
00:19:37Hi.
00:19:38Can I talk to you?
00:19:40Uh-huh.
00:19:41In private?
00:19:42No.
00:19:43Hey, Lexi.
00:19:57Hey, Lexi.
00:19:58What?
00:19:59Chris.
00:20:01You're so sexy.
00:20:02Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just, I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:10And I really want to...
00:20:13Oh, what are you doing?
00:20:15Is that wrong?
00:20:16Sue.
00:20:16What's gotten into you?
00:20:18Nothing.
00:20:18I'm sorry.
00:20:19I don't know how to do this.
00:20:21Sue.
00:20:23Sue.
00:20:23I understand these urges.
00:20:30And, you know, I like you too.
00:20:34Really?
00:20:35You do?
00:20:35I do.
00:20:36I really do.
00:20:38I like you too.
00:20:40Really?
00:20:41You do?
00:20:42I do.
00:20:43I really do.
00:20:44It's just...
00:20:45I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:20:51Right.
00:20:52Lexi said you were...
00:20:53Jesus.
00:20:54Oh.
00:20:55That man.
00:20:56Of course.
00:20:57What did you think?
00:20:59Oh, nothing.
00:21:00So we can still do this then?
00:21:03Oh, Sue.
00:21:05You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins, when I think about him
00:21:14up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with this strong,
00:21:23thighs crossed over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth, growing so hot,
00:21:34so sweaty, under that hot, hot sun.
00:21:39And I just feel such compassion.
00:21:43I think about those things, too.
00:21:45So you understand why I can't do this?
00:21:49Not really.
00:21:50I just find it too hard.
00:21:52It is to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us.
00:21:59So...
00:22:00So...
00:22:01I'm going to go out there, right?
00:22:12Andy, we're going to tell you three months.
00:22:14Hey, Ty.
00:22:15Whoa!
00:22:17Can you see him, Jake?
00:22:18Uh, no.
00:22:19No.
00:22:20All right.
00:22:23Okay.
00:22:24All right, focus.
00:22:25Focus, focus.
00:22:32Oh, there he is.
00:22:36Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:38How could he?
00:22:55Sue, what happened?
00:22:57Did you guys do it?
00:22:59Sue?
00:23:00He doesn't want me.
00:23:02Because he's gay.
00:23:03No, he's not.
00:23:04He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:06Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:08The only reason you even liked him
00:23:10is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you.
00:23:13Look, the only way you're going to find out
00:23:16what kind of man you really want
00:23:17is to know what kind of woman you really are.
00:23:21Deep inside.
00:23:22What?
00:23:23Come with me.
00:23:25Where?
00:23:25To meet your dark side.
00:23:33Out.
00:23:35Everyone out.
00:23:38Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face-to-face.
00:23:49I really can't.
00:24:01I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:04I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:09I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:14Sue?
00:24:15Can you see it?
00:24:18Sue.
00:24:22I'm almost...
00:24:23I'm almost there.
00:24:28Oh!
00:24:29What?
00:24:31What?
00:24:32Sue, what happened?
00:24:33What did you see?
00:24:35A raccoon?
00:24:36What?
00:24:37You overshot it.
00:24:39Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:40I can't.
00:24:48Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:50Okay, fine.
00:24:51Fine.
00:24:52I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:24:55What?
00:24:56You really need an orgasm.
00:24:59Honestly, I don't know how you expected
00:25:01to ever have sex with someone else
00:25:02when you've never even had it with yourself.
00:25:04This really has to be your first step.
00:25:06Lex, I'm waiting.
00:25:08Coming.
00:25:09Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:11Just find it and use it.
00:25:14Wait, what does the black vibrator look like?
00:25:16It's black.
00:25:17It vibrates.
00:25:20Come on, Rod.
00:25:21Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:24Don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:26Hey, cutie!
00:25:39Cutie!
00:25:44Boozeye!
00:25:45Oh, yeah!
00:25:49Bang.
00:25:50Bang.
00:25:51Bang.
00:25:52Bang.
00:25:54Good boy.
00:25:54Straighten up.
00:25:56Good boy.
00:25:57Good boy.
00:25:59He knows over 100 commands.
00:26:02I'm sorry.
00:26:03I can't see anything.
00:26:04That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:06What a bitch.
00:26:08Fortunately, when you're blind,
00:26:09you get used to things like that.
00:26:10Ah!
00:26:11Ah!
00:26:16Ah!
00:26:17Ah!
00:26:19Ah!
00:26:21Ah!
00:26:21Ah!
00:26:21What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:44Sure, what is wrong?
00:26:55Got a lot, you ain't gotta pretend, pretend
00:26:57It's poppin' a tin, I'm lookin' like a tin
00:27:00I'm feelin' comfortable with my own
00:27:02Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:04Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:07He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:10For sure?
00:27:11I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,
00:27:14so maybe, maybe it's my fault.
00:27:15That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he?
00:27:19No, it's awful.
00:27:20I mean, I thought I was gonna marry him.
00:27:25It's a text. It's from him. I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:31Okay. He's looking for you. He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:37Oh, I can't face him. I have to go. I'm going.
00:27:40No, you can't just leave.
00:27:42Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:45I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:46No. He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:50Either way, it's bullshit. I see only one option.
00:27:55I'm leaving.
00:27:56Revenge sex.
00:27:57Re... I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:27:59It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out,
00:28:02and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:06Revenge sex.
00:28:08Re... I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:28:10It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out,
00:28:12and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:15But he... I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:28:16He doesn't even care about me. I mean, why would...
00:28:18He's just into other girls.
00:28:20Trust me, he'll care.
00:28:22Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him.
00:28:25To his ego.
00:28:26To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:28:30Especially if it's with someone smarter,
00:28:32better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:28:35No, I... I couldn't.
00:28:37Plus, I mean, there's...
00:28:38There's no one smarter and better looking.
00:28:41Eric!
00:28:42He's perfect!
00:28:43Eric Hall? Are you kidding?
00:28:45I mean, he wouldn't even be into me.
00:28:47He makes your type.
00:28:49Really? And what type is that?
00:28:51He's funny.
00:28:53Yeah.
00:28:54Trust me, he's amazing.
00:28:55I fooled around with him once.
00:28:56He has this great tongue, right?
00:28:58Oh, no.
00:28:59I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:29:02Okay, then.
00:29:03Fine.
00:29:03We will find someone else.
00:29:05Someone that I haven't...
00:29:07fooled around.
00:29:11Okay, what does it matter?
00:29:13That I fooled around with him.
00:29:13I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:29:16No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:18Fine.
00:29:18If you want to live the rest of your life
00:29:20knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:23to make your boyfriend feel like a total,
00:29:25worthless piece of garbage,
00:29:26and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,
00:29:28and you chose not to do it,
00:29:30go ahead.
00:29:31But honestly,
00:29:32I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:35I don't know.
00:29:38But honestly,
00:29:39I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:41I don't know.
00:29:44Trust me.
00:29:45It's going to work.
00:29:51I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:29:55Hi, Cheryl.
00:29:56Are you okay enough to chat with your friends?
00:29:58Oh, no.
00:29:58Hey.
00:30:10Happy birthday.
00:30:12Thanks.
00:30:15Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:37Do you know that most people think
00:30:48that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:30:51But it's actually from us.
00:30:52U.S.
00:30:54America?
00:30:56United States?
00:30:58I know where we live.
00:30:59Right.
00:31:00Of course.
00:31:04I know where we live.
00:31:06Right.
00:31:07Of course.
00:31:12Hey, Jesus, Eric.
00:31:13Are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:15Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:16Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:31:17I just...
00:31:18No, you're fine.
00:31:19You're fine.
00:31:19Jake!
00:31:34So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:36Oh, I'm sorry.
00:31:38It?
00:31:39What, um...
00:31:40It.
00:31:41Like monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket.
00:31:45Get real nasty.
00:31:46Oh, oh, you mean, like, uh, right now?
00:31:52I mean, well, yeah.
00:31:54You know, the sooner the better.
00:31:57Yeah, sure.
00:31:58I mean, yeah, of course.
00:31:59Um, I just never realized that you...
00:32:01I mean...
00:32:04Whew.
00:32:06Uh...
00:32:07It's just...
00:32:09You're so...
00:32:11You're so beautiful.
00:32:14Okay, um...
00:32:14Hmm?
00:32:15Uh, no cuisine.
00:32:18Right.
00:32:19Um, of course.
00:32:21Sorry?
00:32:24So, um...
00:32:26Do you want to unwrap me?
00:32:29Oh, wow.
00:32:29Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:34Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:37You're fresh.
00:32:40Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:42Yeah, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:45Organic.
00:32:46Yep.
00:32:49So, the wrap.
00:32:50Right.
00:32:51Um...
00:32:53Where's the, uh...
00:32:54It's, uh, the end is...
00:32:56I just, like, right over here.
00:32:56Oh, yeah, here it is.
00:32:57Yeah.
00:32:58I see it.
00:32:59Let me just, uh...
00:33:00Got it.
00:33:01Uh...
00:33:02Ow, ow, ow.
00:33:03Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:33:04I, um...
00:33:05It's...
00:33:05It's okay.
00:33:06Do it again.
00:33:07Sorry, I, uh, I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult to...
00:33:12You know what?
00:33:13Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:16Okay.
00:33:20Uh, let me just see.
00:33:24Oh, here it is.
00:33:25I got it.
00:33:26All right.
00:33:26Just, um, pull it.
00:33:28Let me just...
00:33:29Oh, jeez.
00:33:33Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:33:34Are you okay?
00:33:35Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:42Oh, jeez.
00:33:49Well, that was stupid.
00:33:52Yeah.
00:33:58How you doing tonight?
00:34:00You having a good time?
00:34:01Yeah?
00:34:02You good?
00:34:02Jake, I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:06What?
00:34:07I can't hear you.
00:34:09I mean, I have a beer.
00:34:11The chips are so damn salty.
00:34:12Jake!
00:34:12So are you...
00:34:13Upstairs.
00:34:15Yeah.
00:34:16Hold on.
00:34:17I take a piss.
00:34:18How much beer?
00:34:19How much beer?
00:34:19Finally.
00:34:46Finally.
00:34:47I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:34:50Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:53Don't worry about it.
00:34:54What?
00:34:56I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:00Oh.
00:35:02Well, OK.
00:35:03OK.
00:35:16OK.
00:35:17Finally.
00:35:18I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:35:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:24Don't worry about it.
00:35:25What?
00:35:26I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:31Oh.
00:35:33Well, OK.
00:35:33OK.
00:35:46OK.
00:36:08Ah.
00:36:09Ah.
00:36:10Ah.
00:36:11Ah.
00:36:12Ah.
00:36:13Ah.
00:36:16What are you doing?
00:36:20Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:27Um, not yet.
00:36:29More foreplay.
00:36:30Huh?
00:36:30Oh.
00:36:37So good.
00:36:39Huh.
00:36:42Yep.
00:36:42Oh, my god.
00:36:44Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:36:46What?
00:36:47What?
00:36:47What?
00:36:48Oh.
00:36:49Ah, yeah.
00:36:51Lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:36:52Is that even a thing?
00:36:54I don't know.
00:36:56Ah.
00:36:58Are you OK?
00:37:01No, no, no, no, it's, uh, it's fine.
00:37:04I'm just, uh, embarrassed.
00:37:06I, it's probably TMJ or fracture, swollen.
00:37:13Are you sure you're OK?
00:37:15Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:16OK, great.
00:37:17Have fun.
00:37:17Oh.
00:37:23Now.
00:37:24Now, let's do it now.
00:37:25No, not yet.
00:37:26Not yet.
00:37:27All right, I'm going to come.
00:37:30I'm going to come.
00:37:31Are you ready?
00:37:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:34No, no, no, no, not yet.
00:37:35Lexi!
00:37:36Lexi!
00:37:36Oh, shit.
00:37:37No means no.
00:37:39Huh?
00:37:39Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:37:40I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:37:42It's been a really long time and I just, I haven't
00:37:45masturbated for anything.
00:37:47Uh-oh.
00:37:48Oh, hey, Jake.
00:37:49How you doing?
00:37:50How's it going?
00:37:52Good.
00:37:52Eric?
00:37:54Eric, help me!
00:37:55I'm glad I can see anything!
00:38:00Excuse me.
00:38:01Cheryl's in here.
00:38:20What's up, bro?
00:38:22What the fuck is...
00:38:24Hey, wait!
00:38:26Relax.
00:38:28Wait, I'm still waiting.
00:38:34Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind.
00:38:38Damn it.
00:38:40I'm gonna say something to that bitch.
00:38:42Hey, you!
00:38:44You better stop making fun of the blind
00:38:46or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:38:48I'm so sorry.
00:38:50I'll never make fun of the blind
00:38:52again.
00:38:54What the hell is that?
00:38:56Meow.
00:38:58Meow.
00:39:00Meow.
00:39:02Meow.
00:39:04Meow.
00:39:06Meow.
00:39:08Meow.
00:39:10Meow.
00:39:12Meow.
00:39:14Meow.
00:39:16Meow.
00:39:18Oh, man.
00:39:20No more water balloons.
00:39:22This party's ass.
00:39:26Yeah.
00:39:30This just isn't working.
00:39:32Nothing.
00:39:34What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway?
00:39:36Black character, man.
00:39:38Black sticks.
00:39:40Spark it up.
00:39:42Yes.
00:39:44Oh, man.
00:39:46I love this game.
00:39:48We're in the controllers.
00:39:50We gotta play.
00:39:51Here, here, here.
00:39:52Okay, let me find another one.
00:39:54All right, come on.
00:39:56Whoa!
00:39:58Look at this.
00:40:00Oh, my God.
00:40:02Pew, pew, pew.
00:40:03Get that thing away.
00:40:04Jesus.
00:40:12Hey, dude.
00:40:13Nice shot.
00:40:14Wasn't me.
00:40:20Whoa, whoa.
00:40:21Nice.
00:40:22Are you sitting in there or something?
00:40:26Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:40:27Nice.
00:40:28Nice.
00:40:40Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:42Whoa!
00:40:55You are the controller.
00:40:56No, I just...
00:40:58I didn't.
00:40:59I swear, I...
00:41:10All right.
00:41:11Hey, don't leave.
00:41:12Don't leave.
00:41:13No, it's...
00:41:14What's going on, man?
00:41:17It's okay.
00:41:18Um...
00:41:19Hey, Sue.
00:41:29Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:31Yeah, I just needed to...
00:41:33Um...
00:41:34Oh, sure.
00:41:36Listen, Sue, I...
00:41:38I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:41You were?
00:41:42You mean...
00:41:44Y-yeah.
00:41:48So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:51Could we go get a drink?
00:41:56Wow, um...
00:41:57Your toilet's really...
00:41:59Oh, you...
00:42:01Do you know what?
00:42:02I gotta go.
00:42:03Um, happy birthday.
00:42:04No, Chris.
00:42:05No, there wasn't.
00:42:06I didn't...
00:42:07God, never mind.
00:42:20This was the worst idea ever.
00:42:22Never going to have sex.
00:42:24Ow.
00:42:44Hello?
00:42:45A little attention here.
00:42:46Oh, yeah.
00:42:47Sorry.
00:42:53Lex.
00:42:54Don't be selfish.
00:42:55Oh, right.
00:42:56Sorry.
00:42:57Sorry.
00:43:09Ugh.
00:43:10Jeez.
00:43:12Who invented this stupid position anyway?
00:43:14Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:17Screw it.
00:43:18I'll just go.
00:43:19Ah!
00:43:20Ah!
00:43:21Oh!
00:43:22Ah!
00:43:23Oh, my God.
00:43:53Oh, no. That was bad. That was so bad.
00:44:15Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:20I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:23Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:29Yes, it does.
00:44:31So, you're JJ?
00:44:32Uh-oh.
00:44:33Oh, my God.
00:44:39Hello.
00:44:40Hello. Welcome to 1-900-CONFESS. Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:00A nun.
00:45:01Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:08Please hold.
00:45:10Thank goodness.
00:45:131-900-CONFESSION. How may I be of service?
00:45:17It's been one day since my last confession. I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:21One day?
00:45:24Ow!
00:45:29Is that too long?
00:45:30I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:33Go on.
00:45:35Okay, well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:45:38Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.
00:45:41What's her problem?
00:45:43A washing machine touched her.
00:45:46Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:45:49All right, freak. Time's up.
00:45:51What? But what do I do?
00:45:53Just unplug the thing.
00:45:54No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:45:58Well, then be happy. You found the perfect man.
00:46:01I'm serious!
00:46:02Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:46:05I'll tell you this.
00:46:09Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:11No contritions?
00:46:13You broke no covenant with God. It's not in the Bible.
00:46:17So, the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:46:20Like, morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:22Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:26Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:28Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:31Huh. God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:34He sure is. Now run along.
00:46:39Wow. How do you know all that?
00:46:43Because I'm a nun.
00:46:44Now eat my pussy, bitch!
00:46:47Huh. Accidental masturbation.
00:46:49Who would've thunk?
00:46:59Revenge sex.
00:47:00What a stupid fucking idiot.
00:47:02God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:06Yeah, admit it.
00:47:07I've got no game.
00:47:09I guess I can skip it.
00:47:10I guess I don't feel good.
00:47:15Fucking douchebag.
00:47:17Damn it.
00:47:19Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:22You go, girl.
00:47:24What?
00:47:26What are you doing here?
00:47:28We needed someplace private.
00:47:30But hey, listen.
00:47:31If you're serious about getting laid.
00:47:33Yeah?
00:47:34If you want someone great.
00:47:35I mean, really, the best ever.
00:47:39No offense.
00:47:41Frank, the blind guy.
00:47:43Really?
00:47:43I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:48I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:50It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:53It was like, we used all our senses.
00:47:55Everything.
00:47:59If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:02All right.
00:48:02What about him?
00:48:10Jeremy.
00:48:11Oh, yeah.
00:48:12I know Jeremy.
00:48:13Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:16I didn't know his last name, though.
00:48:18It's Jones.
00:48:20Jeremy Jones.
00:48:21Oh, this all makes sense.
00:48:23Excuse me.
00:48:25Jeremy.
00:48:26Hi.
00:48:27Hey.
00:48:28Who's on the phone?
00:48:29Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:31You'll meet her.
00:48:32We'll have to be here in like an hour.
00:48:34Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:48:48Oh.
00:48:49Hey, Frank.
00:48:51Sit.
00:48:51Oh, you meant, you meant the dog.
00:49:00Relax.
00:49:02You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:13Oh, I'm, I'm relaxed.
00:49:15I'm fine.
00:49:16Why are you biting your nail?
00:49:18I'm not.
00:49:21How did you know that?
00:49:25Corner.
00:49:29Sit.
00:49:31Roll over.
00:49:35Oh, you mean me.
00:49:39Roll over.
00:49:42Oh, you mean me.
00:49:44Oh, how do you, how do you want me to.
00:49:47Just lay down.
00:49:48You know it, I.
00:49:51Oh, I shouldn't even be doing this, but considering it a teachable moment.
00:50:05Okay.
00:50:09Oh.
00:50:11See me with your hands.
00:50:13All right.
00:50:17All right.
00:50:18Uh.
00:50:20You know, I should really, I have a boyfriend and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:28Really.
00:50:32Oh.
00:50:32Mm, peanut butter.
00:50:42Mm, peanut butter.
00:50:57Frank, Frank.
00:50:58Oh.
00:50:59Oh, Frank.
00:51:03Oh, Frank.
00:51:03You know, man.
00:51:28Look, give me a chip.
00:51:29My chips, homeboy.
00:51:30Oh, give me a chip, man.
00:51:32My chips.
00:51:33Oh, my chip.
00:51:34Give me a chip.
00:51:36My chips.
00:51:38Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:41Sorry.
00:51:49It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:52That's all.
00:51:56No, let me do this.
00:51:58Go ahead.
00:51:58I got it.
00:51:59I got it.
00:51:59No, really, please.
00:52:00I want to help.
00:52:04Okay, everybody out.
00:52:06Leave.
00:52:07I have to back you.
00:52:21You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:22They're over here.
00:52:23I see some dust over here, so it's just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:33It's a dirty floor.
00:52:35It's such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:39I'm trying to water.
00:52:49I'm gonna die.
00:52:51I'm going to die.
00:52:52Oh.
00:52:53I'm going to die.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:57Oh, my.
00:53:01Oh, I think I got all that.
00:53:02I'm just gonna, I'll see you at home.
00:53:14Frankie!
00:53:16Oh my, oh.
00:53:17What was that?
00:53:18What?
00:53:19Ah, fucking shit.
00:53:21Man, we gotta smoke.
00:53:22Oh, we can smoke in here.
00:53:25Stop.
00:53:26Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:53:28Oh, shit.
00:53:30Sorry, man.
00:53:31We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:53:33Oh, I heard something.
00:53:34You wanna join us?
00:53:35Uh, no, I might.
00:53:36Come on, you gotta do it, come on.
00:53:39Seriously, guys, I need to go back.
00:53:40What's the dog, man?
00:53:41What's it like being blinded?
00:53:42It's tripping.
00:53:47Frank?
00:53:49Frank, are we gonna do something soon?
00:53:53Bro, you are too funny.
00:53:57Thanks, man.
00:53:58Oh, this is some good stuff.
00:53:59I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:01Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:04Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:05I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:10Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:11This is some good shit.
00:54:12Oh, no, you're the devil.
00:54:28No more.
00:54:30JJ, I'm Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
00:54:42Please.
00:54:43Lex, I can't.
00:54:46I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:48I really like this girl.
00:54:50Fine.
00:54:51It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra, and I also have on crotchless panties.
00:54:59With just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
00:55:05Oh.
00:55:09We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:12Perfect.
00:55:16Before she gets here.
00:55:17Perfect.
00:55:18Perfect.
00:55:18Perfect.
00:55:18Perfect.
00:55:19Perfect.
00:55:20Perfect.
00:55:21Perfect.
00:55:22Perfect.
00:55:23Perfect.
00:55:24Perfect.
00:55:25Perfect.
00:55:26Perfect.
00:55:27Perfect.
00:55:28Perfect.
00:55:29Yeah.
00:55:30Let's do it.
00:55:31Let's do it.
00:55:32Fuck me.
00:55:33Fuck me now.
00:55:36What?
00:55:37What's wrong?
00:55:38I can't.
00:55:39I can't get it in.
00:55:41Just try down there.
00:55:42It's like desert down there.
00:55:44It's sandpaper.
00:55:45I just...
00:55:46Okay.
00:55:47I get the picture.
00:55:48Just try it again.
00:55:51No.
00:55:52Why is this happening?
00:55:54We fooled around before.
00:55:56I was dripping wet.
00:55:57I came like four times.
00:55:58Remember?
00:55:59Just do what you did then.
00:56:00Go on.
00:56:01I already did my thing.
00:56:02I already tried.
00:56:05What?
00:56:06What is different this time?
00:56:08I don't know.
00:56:09Last time...
00:56:13I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:56:15What?
00:56:16You're not JJ?
00:56:17But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:18How can you not be JJ?
00:56:19Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:20Where are you going?
00:56:21We're not done here.
00:56:22I can still do this.
00:56:23I just need a little bit of work.
00:56:24I can do this.
00:56:25I don't need JJ.
00:56:26I don't need anyone else.
00:56:27We can do this.
00:56:28I don't need JJ.
00:56:29I don't need anyone else.
00:56:30We can do this.
00:56:31Go team.
00:56:32What?
00:56:33Just keep going.
00:56:34Shit.
00:56:36Jeremy.
00:56:38I don't need anyone else.
00:56:39I don't need anyone else.
00:56:42I don't need anyone else.
00:56:43I don't need anyone else.
00:56:44I don't need anyone else.
00:56:45We can do this.
00:56:46Go team.
00:56:47What?
00:56:48Just keep going.
00:56:50Jeremy.
00:56:51Shit.
00:56:54Jeremy.
00:57:01Where's Jeremy?
00:57:02Hi, huh.
00:57:03Hey babe, just workin' out.
00:57:11How could you, you bastard?
00:57:16You might wanna...
00:57:17What?
00:57:19What?
00:57:23Mariela! Mariela!
00:57:26You know those aren't mine!
00:57:28At least not all of them.
00:57:30What is wrong with you?
00:57:36What is wrong with you?
00:57:39You used to be so pure.
00:57:41Well, no more. That's it.
00:57:43Really, that's the last one.
00:58:00What is it? What are you doing down here?
00:58:10I'm waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
00:58:14What?
00:58:15What?
00:58:16Why?
00:58:17Nothing, just this lying guy and his dog and ugh.
00:58:19Honey, it's gonna be okay.
00:58:21It's gonna be okay.
00:58:22No, it's not okay.
00:58:23God.
00:58:24And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:25I'm sorry.
00:58:26It's Jake's.
00:58:27Jake's fault.
00:58:28That lying cheating bastard.
00:58:29Yes.
00:58:30He is such a dickwad.
00:58:31You need to confront him.
00:58:32Yeah, yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:33I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway?
00:58:34Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:58:51Yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:53I mean, it's my birthday, and where is he anyway?
00:58:56Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:58:58You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:01Yeah, big piece.
00:59:02A big old chunk of my mind.
00:59:04A big piece of it.
00:59:05Yeah.
00:59:07You know, you might want to...
00:59:09You need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:11Yeah, you're right.
00:59:13I might wear a sheet.
00:59:14I don't know.
00:59:21I'm sorry.
00:59:23I'm sorry.
00:59:24I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:29I got no game.
00:59:36It's not important.
00:59:49Hey, um...
00:59:50Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:52No, no, no.
00:59:52I really need to talk to you.
00:59:54Really, Eric, I can't right now.
00:59:56No, no, no, no.
00:59:57I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier,
01:00:00and I'm just embarrassed, and I want to make it up to you.
01:00:03Eric, really?
01:00:04I don't care.
01:00:05It's fine.
01:00:06No, but I do.
01:00:07I mean, I do.
01:00:08I care.
01:00:10I haven't known how to tell you.
01:00:12Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:00:15But I was wondering, or hoping, that we could go out sometime.
01:00:22Soon.
01:00:23Because I'm going to be leaving for a little while, and it would be nice to go out.
01:00:26Really?
01:00:27Eric, you're shy.
01:00:28You have no game.
01:00:31No, not really.
01:00:34Yeah, no, I can't do this.
01:00:35Sorry.
01:00:35Okay, all right.
01:00:41I, uh, happy birthday, then.
01:00:56I'm sorry, I was trying to kiss you.
01:01:05Here I come, baby.
01:01:20Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:24Oh, baby, stop.
01:01:26Um, we can't do this.
01:01:28Oh, God, baby.
01:01:29Not again.
01:01:29Oh, no, um.
01:01:30Honey, happy...
01:01:33What the fuck is this?
01:01:34Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:36Okay, guys, don't.
01:01:41Cheryl, baby, what is this?
01:01:45Oh, gee, Cheryl.
01:01:47You're...
01:01:48I've been looking for you all night, and you've been...
01:01:51Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:53You couldn't find me?
01:01:55What about all those girls' vaginas you were in, or your penis getting sucked?
01:02:00Cheryl, honey.
01:02:01No, no.
01:02:02We can work this out.
01:02:02Oh, baby, I love you.
01:02:05Jake, no, you have to go.
01:02:06Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:08I promise.
01:02:09No, Jake, I can't do this.
01:02:10I'm sorry.
01:02:12Cheryl, come on.
01:02:12No, Jake, please.
01:02:14Please, please, come on.
01:02:14Just go, just go.
01:02:15I'm sorry.
01:02:16You're a harmless bitch!
01:02:17How can you do...
01:02:19Yay!
01:02:20You did it.
01:02:21I am so proud of you.
01:02:22You got your revenge sex.
01:02:24You left him a mere shell of a man.
01:02:26Revenge sex?
01:02:26It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:31Right.
01:02:33It all makes sense now.
01:02:36Wow, I feel really stupid.
01:02:39Eric, I'm really...
01:02:40I'm really sorry.
01:02:42Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:02:45And you used me.
01:02:47Eric, please don't go.
01:02:48Please, Eric!
01:02:49Eric!
01:02:51Aren't you happy?
01:02:52Well, no, that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:02:57You mean the sex?
01:02:58Was it...
01:02:59Yeah?
01:02:59No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:01Oh.
01:03:02You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:04Really?
01:03:04I just never found the right guy.
01:03:06Or guys.
01:03:08Anyway, we better get downstairs.
01:03:10People are starting to leave.
01:03:12I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:13I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:26This is bullshit.
01:03:28God!
01:03:29Oh!
01:03:29Oh!
01:03:31Dude, suck it!
01:03:32What the...
01:03:32God, I'm out of here!
01:03:35Yeah!
01:03:36He has good hair, though.
01:03:41You puked on me.
01:03:43Hey, don't tease my car, either.
01:03:57Oh, Sue, are you all right?
01:04:01Was it from sex?
01:04:02Did you pop your cork?
01:04:03I don't think so.
01:04:04I'm out with the guy, anyway.
01:04:06Oh, don't ask.
01:04:08Every possible object.
01:04:10It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:12It was like transformers.
01:04:14They just all became vibrators.
01:04:16I told you.
01:04:18It's addicting.
01:04:20So what about Chris?
01:04:22Well, last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.
01:04:24I told you he was gay.
01:04:25Oh.
01:04:26Well, I think I'm just...
01:04:28Oh, cramp.
01:04:30Oh.
01:04:31Oh.
01:04:32I think it's broken.
01:04:33So, wait.
01:04:35None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:41Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:44So I was gonna go grab some food.
01:04:46Wanna go?
01:04:47No.
01:04:48I think I should finish up here.
01:04:51Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:53No.
01:04:53I don't know.
01:04:55For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:04:59Or something.
01:05:01Why?
01:05:01Do you know him?
01:05:03Sort of.
01:05:04Oh.
01:05:05Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:05:15Love him.
01:05:15Shut it.
01:05:16You wanna do it?
01:05:16I don't wanna hear it from you.
01:05:17I'm gonna get married.
01:05:18You wanna do it?
01:05:19All right.
01:05:19All right.
01:05:20All right.
01:05:20All right.
01:05:50Oh, well.
01:06:06There's always next year.
01:06:07It's you.
01:06:29I've been waiting for you, JJ.
01:06:31Here I go.
01:06:35Joanna, man.
01:06:36I'm home.
01:07:36That's amazing.
01:07:39Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:07:42I guess something inspired me.
01:07:45You really captured his expression and his eyes.
01:07:49Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:07:54Whose?
01:07:55Eric's.
01:07:56It's him, right?
01:07:57Eric's.
01:07:59Oh.
01:08:01Yeah.
01:08:03I have to go see him.
01:08:09Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:08:111-900-confess.
01:08:24Sister Therese?
01:08:26Yeah, hon.
01:08:27There was a problem with your credit card.
01:08:29I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:32Oh, sure.
01:08:34It's 271.
01:08:36Sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:41Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you?
01:08:45Take you back?
01:08:47Sure, hon.
01:08:48Why not?
01:08:49As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:52Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:08:54I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:08:59Something to let me know that it's all going to be okay.
01:09:03Sister?
01:09:03Sister, can I get up now?
01:09:06I really got to pee.
01:09:07No!
01:09:08Hush your trap!
01:09:11Okay, honey.
01:09:12I really need to get back to work, but call back anytime.
01:09:15I will.
01:09:17Thanks.
01:09:20Sister?
01:09:21Shut up, or I'll punish you hard, you sheep, fucker!
01:09:33Eric, wait!
01:09:44Cheryl?
01:09:46Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:09:52I was trying to have revenge sex with you at the beginning, but then at the end, I wasn't.
01:09:57I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:10:00The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:10:03Um, I, I do want to go out with you.
01:10:08And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:12I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these-
01:10:15Eric!
01:10:17Come on, I gotta get going.
01:10:20Oh, wow.
01:10:21Um, Cheryl, this is my sister Tina.
01:10:24Tina, Cheryl.
01:10:26Hi, nice to meet you.
01:10:28Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days, when I get back?
01:10:37Yeah, sure.
01:10:44Oh, sorry.
01:10:46No kissing, right.
01:10:47No kissing.
01:10:48Oh.
01:10:49Hmm.
01:11:04Mm.
01:11:04Hey, did you ever get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:09I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:11:12Wait, what?
01:11:13I never did that.
01:11:15I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:11:17She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:23She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:26I wonder who it was.
01:11:34At least this birthday is over.
01:12:00Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:12:03I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like send me a sign.
01:12:33Excuse me, excuse me.
01:12:39Do you know where the church is?
01:12:41It's on Fountain Street.
01:12:43Yeah, that's the church I go to.
01:12:45Or used to go to.
01:12:47It's straight up that way and then left.
01:12:52You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:12:55Oh, well, I don't know.
01:13:04Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:13:07Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:13:12Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:13:14I don't think so.
01:13:17But thanks.
01:13:18What's your name?
01:13:19Sue.
01:13:20What's yours?
01:13:21Jesus.
01:13:22Really?
01:13:23Si.
01:13:24Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:29Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:30Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:31Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:36Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:37Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:39Maybe we could use the ride so I could even know.
01:13:42No.
01:13:43But what is my name?
01:13:45Maybe it's fucking rocky, maybe.
01:13:54There we go.
01:13:55I'm gonna try.
01:13:57You're wrong.
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