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00:00:30Oh, my God.
00:00:35Hello?
00:00:36Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:39I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:43So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...
00:00:47I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:52I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:55I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:57You know, I want to surprise him.
00:00:59What?
00:01:00But you can't.
00:01:01I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:04Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:06You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:09This is bad.
00:01:10You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:12She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:21Come on, Lexi.
00:01:22So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:37Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:42But this is the big 1-8.
00:01:43I mean, every year since her mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special, but this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:51So what's something we've never done before?
00:01:53Mushrooms?
00:01:55No, not like that.
00:01:57Like something nice.
00:01:59Like maybe a trip.
00:02:00Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:01No.
00:02:02Sorry, Sue, I have a date.
00:02:06So do I.
00:02:07Sorry, Sue.
00:02:08Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:09We'll figure it out.
00:02:10Oh, flowers, are these from you?
00:02:21Yeah, sure.
00:02:23Here you go.
00:02:24No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:27I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:31I guess, um, you still know me.
00:02:37You still make me nervous.
00:02:41Oh, Jake.
00:02:46Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:49No, Jake, not yet.
00:02:50When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:53The best night of my life.
00:02:54It will be, I promise.
00:02:57It'll always be amazing with you and me together.
00:03:07Jake, no, I have to go.
00:03:10I have to work on my art project.
00:03:12You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:15but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:19So you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:21This Saturday?
00:03:22Of course.
00:03:27Thanks.
00:03:29Okay, bye.
00:03:37Oh, baby, you're so hot.
00:03:43I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:45Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:46What was your name again?
00:03:47Rod.
00:03:49Sex God.
00:03:54Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:58You're right, I bet.
00:03:59Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:09Oh, no.
00:04:10Does not compute.
00:04:12Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:17Oh, huh.
00:04:18Hi.
00:04:20When did you get home?
00:04:22So is it true?
00:04:23Yes, it is.
00:04:25It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.
00:04:29I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy,
00:04:34and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:04:36So I just think it's the right time.
00:04:39Lexi, tell her.
00:04:40Losing our virginity is one of those milestones
00:04:42we should all face together.
00:04:44On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:46Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday,
00:04:48or maybe even, like, our 29th, 8th, maybe.
00:04:54Listen, guys, I know it's tradition,
00:04:57but I'm sorry.
00:05:01I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:10But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:12We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:16Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?
00:05:19It's not Jake.
00:05:21It's the male ideal.
00:05:23Like, a Greek god or Sue's dad.
00:05:27Right.
00:05:29Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:31I mean, it kind of sucks.
00:05:32I'm not really an artist.
00:05:33Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:36The point is, we should all lose our virginities together
00:05:38on the same day.
00:05:39And I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:41I'm waiting for a sign.
00:05:43And then I'll know it's right.
00:05:44Look, I can go either way.
00:05:47I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:51I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:54Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:58But if you want to do it this year,
00:06:00then maybe we all should.
00:06:03You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:06Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:12To church to pray for you.
00:06:14I want to be first in line.
00:06:17I'm getting some sleep.
00:06:18Yeah, me too.
00:06:28Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:30It has been four days since my last confession.
00:06:32I accused myself of the following sins.
00:06:34Mm-hmm.
00:06:36Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this,
00:06:39but it's about sex.
00:06:42Mm-hmm.
00:06:45I mean, not me.
00:06:46I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:48Mm-hmm.
00:06:50I've never even seen a guy's...
00:06:52Well, there was that one time
00:06:53I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:55But I was dressing him up as Jesus,
00:06:57and I wanted to see his thing.
00:06:59But there was nothing there.
00:07:00Mm-hmm.
00:07:01Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:05My best friends.
00:07:07They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:11Third base.
00:07:12What?
00:07:13No.
00:07:14Like, sex.
00:07:15Like, intercourse?
00:07:17With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:19I mean, they really need us intervention,
00:07:20if you know what I mean.
00:07:21All the way.
00:07:23Go all the way.
00:07:25What are you...
00:07:26How could you do this?
00:07:32You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:36What?
00:07:42Yes.
00:07:43Yes.
00:07:44Run.
00:07:45Run.
00:07:46Home route.
00:07:47Ah, damn it!
00:07:51Oh, fucking Yankees.
00:07:54Sorry.
00:07:55Sorry.
00:08:17Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:20Would you have a little consideration?
00:08:21I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:24Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:27I have an announcement to make.
00:08:29I want to do it.
00:08:31Do you hear me?
00:08:32I want to do it.
00:08:34This weekend.
00:08:35On our birthday.
00:08:37Do what?
00:08:39It.
00:08:40Screw.
00:08:41You know, screwing, boning,
00:08:43making the beast with two backs.
00:08:44You know, shagging.
00:08:46Fucking.
00:08:47You do.
00:08:50But what about all your religious stuff?
00:08:53And what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:55Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:08:57Really?
00:08:59Well, okay, great.
00:09:02We're all in then.
00:09:03So we'll have a big pool party
00:09:05and we'll do it there.
00:09:07Right?
00:09:08Right.
00:09:10I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:12Hey, Frank.
00:09:22Hi, Sue.
00:09:24Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:27I don't know.
00:09:27Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:29Yeah, he's blind.
00:09:30Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:33Wait, are you back?
00:09:39Hey.
00:09:40Um, I was wondering,
00:09:41we're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:44It's for our birthdays.
00:09:45Do you want to come?
00:09:46Do you think he can see at my shirt?
00:09:47Well, the house looks done.
00:10:02Tomorrow's the big day.
00:10:04We finally turn 18.
00:10:05And finally lose our virginity.
00:10:08Well, we better get our beady sleep
00:10:09because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:11So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with.
00:10:14Jake.
00:10:14And I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:16But Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:10:18To pop your chair.
00:10:19It's easy.
00:10:20I've known for the past six years,
00:10:22ever since catechism.
00:10:26What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:27I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:38My soulmate.
00:10:42Chris?
00:10:43Sue, you, um,
00:10:45might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:48I mean...
00:10:48What?
00:10:48No, Chris is perfect.
00:10:50He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar
00:10:52last year at camp.
00:10:53Plus, his name's Chris.
00:10:54It's a sign.
00:10:56Sue, the only sign is that
00:10:57Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:11:01What?
00:11:02He does not.
00:11:03Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:05He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:11:06with a little bit of Zac Efron
00:11:09and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:11Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:14Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:16Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:19See you in the morning.
00:11:27I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:28I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:36You're so perfect.
00:12:02you're so perfect.
00:12:28I knew that's what I look like.
00:12:52Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:12:58Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:28Oh my gosh.
00:13:32They're coming.
00:13:33Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:13:38Ew, why?
00:13:40It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:41It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:43I'm going to start.
00:13:44You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:46He's going to be really sexy.
00:13:48It's stupid.
00:13:49Just screw him.
00:13:50That's what he wants.
00:13:51That's what all guys want.
00:13:52Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:54Oh, Christ.
00:13:55Can I wrap your mouth, too?
00:13:57Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:02You're an idiot.
00:14:03A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:08Guys, seriously, come on, hurry up.
00:14:10Oh.
00:14:10Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:16I love it.
00:14:18Um, you should put that down, though, because it's like, it's really...
00:14:21Very fragile.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:23Okay.
00:14:23Set it down.
00:14:25Hurry up.
00:14:28Those were your anal beats, right?
00:14:29Yeah.
00:14:30I thought so.
00:14:40Oh, this part of the house!
00:14:51Whoa!
00:14:52Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:14:56Oh, Attack of the Wet T-shirts.
00:14:57Nice!
00:14:58Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:14:59Oh, fuck.
00:15:02Ah, check, check, check, check, check.
00:15:07Happy birthday, Lex.
00:15:08No, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:13That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful it stings.
00:15:17And the other one is edible mishapadroids.
00:15:20Oh, how did you know?
00:15:21I mean, I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:23Please, come on.
00:15:29Poster, such a cutie.
00:15:31Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:34All right, sorry.
00:15:35Are you okay now?
00:15:36Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:37We'll see you later.
00:15:38I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:43This is crazy.
00:15:44Come on.
00:15:44Jake!
00:15:45Hi!
00:15:46Hey, Ben.
00:15:48Happy birthday.
00:15:50Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54You want a beer?
00:15:58No.
00:16:02Oh, hon.
00:16:03Come here.
00:16:03I have your present here.
00:16:07I'll give it to you later.
00:16:09I'll give it to you later when the time's right.
00:16:10Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:14And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:18I'll give it to you later.
00:16:20Hey, Ralph.
00:16:21We need you to settle this bed over here real quick.
00:16:24A little bit.
00:16:24All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:31How you doing?
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:32Check it out!
00:16:43Dare me?
00:16:47Wow!
00:16:48Woo-hoo!
00:17:00Oh, dude, look at those!
00:17:02Are those real?
00:17:03Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:04Hey!
00:17:05Dude, move!
00:17:06Come on, lame!
00:17:07Oh, all right.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:09I'll see you guys later.
00:17:10Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:11Aw, the moves.
00:17:1220 bucks says, by the end of the day,
00:17:14I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:17:16Yeah!
00:17:17They're fake anyways.
00:17:19Who cares?
00:17:20Okay!
00:17:25Oh, dude, dude!
00:17:26I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:31Sue, no, it's your birthday.
00:17:32Here, let me.
00:17:33Joanna, no.
00:17:34Just go enjoy the party.
00:17:36Come on.
00:17:37Open.
00:17:41Hey, do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:43I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:48Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:49I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:50He just, like, disappeared.
00:18:03Are these real?
00:18:04Of course they are.
00:18:05How come I haven't met you before?
00:18:08I don't know.
00:18:09Maybe he's gonna be around.
00:18:10Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:18:12Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:15Maybe upstairs.
00:18:16I don't know.
00:18:17Oh.
00:18:18Maybe you want to go get my birthday present.
00:18:20That's probably where you went.
00:18:21Go roll.
00:18:25Liquid Courage?
00:18:26Yeah.
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:28Atta girl.
00:18:32Vodka, cranberry?
00:18:33It's really simple.
00:18:36Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:38I can go meet Rob.
00:18:40Sue?
00:18:41Are you okay?
00:18:42Sue?
00:18:43Relax.
00:18:45They're just lies.
00:18:46Okay, nothing to be scared of.
00:18:48Seriously.
00:18:49It's gonna be fine.
00:18:50Is Chris here?
00:18:51Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:18:58No.
00:18:59He does not have gate face.
00:19:01I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:03I'm gonna do it.
00:19:08Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:11No.
00:19:12He does not have gate face.
00:19:14I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:16I'm gonna do it.
00:19:17I'm gonna do this.
00:19:18Good luck.
00:19:19You're stuck.
00:19:22Hey, you can do this.
00:19:24Just act like a slut.
00:19:28Just pretend...
00:19:30you're Lexi.
00:19:37Yeah, my favorite chapter is Sodom and Gomorrah.
00:19:40Chris.
00:19:42Hi.
00:19:43Can I talk to you?
00:19:44Uh-huh.
00:19:46In private?
00:19:47No.
00:19:49Thanks.
00:20:01Hey, Lexi.
00:20:02Hey, Lexi.
00:20:03What?
00:20:04Chris.
00:20:06You're so sexy.
00:20:09Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...
00:20:12I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:15I really want to...
00:20:18Oh!
00:20:19What are you doing?
00:20:20Is that wrong?
00:20:21Sue!
00:20:22What's gotten into you?
00:20:23Nothing.
00:20:24I'm sorry.
00:20:25I don't know how to do this.
00:20:26Sue.
00:20:28Sue.
00:20:29Sue.
00:20:31I understand these urges.
00:20:34And...
00:20:35And...
00:20:36You know...
00:20:37I like you too.
00:20:39Really?
00:20:40You do?
00:20:41I do.
00:20:42I really do.
00:20:44I like you too.
00:20:45Really?
00:20:46You do?
00:20:47I do.
00:20:48I really do.
00:20:49It's just...
00:20:51I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:20:56Right.
00:20:57Lexi said you were...
00:20:58Jesus.
00:20:59Oh.
00:21:00That man.
00:21:01Of course.
00:21:02What did you think?
00:21:03Oh.
00:21:04Nothing.
00:21:05So we can still do this then?
00:21:08Sue.
00:21:10You know...
00:21:12For me...
00:21:14When I think about that man...
00:21:16Who died for our sins...
00:21:18When I think about him...
00:21:20Up there on that cross.
00:21:22So helpless.
00:21:23Yet so...
00:21:25Muscular.
00:21:26With his strong...
00:21:28Thighs...
00:21:30Crossed over each other.
00:21:31So...
00:21:33Delicately.
00:21:34Beneath that...
00:21:35Ragged...
00:21:36Loin cloth.
00:21:38Growing so hot.
00:21:40So sweaty.
00:21:41Under that hot...
00:21:43Hot sun.
00:21:45I just feel such...
00:21:47Compassion.
00:21:48I think about those things too.
00:21:50So you understand...
00:21:52Why I can't do this?
00:21:54Not really.
00:21:55I just find it too hard...
00:21:57It is...
00:21:58To...
00:21:59Give in to carnal pleasure...
00:22:01When...
00:22:02He sacrificed so much for us.
00:22:05So...
00:22:16We're gonna go out there, right?
00:22:17Andy, we're gonna tell you...
00:22:18Don't even love.
00:22:19Hey, Ty.
00:22:20Whoa!
00:22:22Can you see him, Jake?
00:22:23Uh...
00:22:24No.
00:22:25No.
00:22:26All right.
00:22:28Okay.
00:22:29All right.
00:22:30Focus.
00:22:31Focus.
00:22:32Focus.
00:22:37Oh, there he is.
00:22:41Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:43How could he?
00:22:56How could he?
00:23:00Sue?
00:23:01What happened?
00:23:02Did you guys do it?
00:23:03Sue?
00:23:05He doesn't want me.
00:23:07Because he's gay.
00:23:08No, he's not.
00:23:09He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:11Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:13The only reason you even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you.
00:23:18Look.
00:23:19The only way we're gonna find out what kind of man you really want is to know what kind of woman you really are.
00:23:26Deep inside.
00:23:27What?
00:23:28Come with me.
00:23:29Where?
00:23:30To meet your dark side.
00:23:39Out.
00:23:40Everyone out.
00:23:50Sue.
00:23:51It's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.
00:24:05I really can't.
00:24:06I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:09I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:14I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:19Sue?
00:24:21Can you see it?
00:24:23Sue.
00:24:27I'm almost...
00:24:29I'm almost there.
00:24:34What?
00:24:36What?
00:24:37Sue, what happened?
00:24:38What did you see?
00:24:40A raccoon?
00:24:41What?
00:24:43You overshot it.
00:24:44Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:52I can't.
00:24:53Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:54Okay.
00:24:55Fine.
00:24:56Fine.
00:24:57I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:25:00What?
00:25:01You really need an orgasm.
00:25:04Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've never even had it with yourself.
00:25:09This really has to be your first step.
00:25:10Les.
00:25:11I'm waiting.
00:25:12Coming.
00:25:13Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:16Just find it and use it.
00:25:18Wait.
00:25:19What does the black vibrator look like?
00:25:20It's black.
00:25:21It vibrates.
00:25:23Come on, Rod.
00:25:26Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:28And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:43Hey, cutie! Cutie!
00:25:49Boozeye!
00:25:50Oh, yeah!
00:25:55Bang.
00:25:56Bang!
00:25:57Bang!
00:25:59Good boy.
00:26:00Straighten up.
00:26:01Good boy.
00:26:02Good boy.
00:26:04He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:07I'm sorry I can't see anything.
00:26:09That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:11What a bitch.
00:26:13Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:20Oh, shit.
00:26:21What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:22Oh, shit.
00:26:23What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:24Oh, shit.
00:26:25Oh, shit.
00:26:26Oh, shit.
00:26:27What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:28Oh, shit.
00:26:29What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:30Oh, shit.
00:26:31What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:32Oh, shit.
00:26:33Oh, shit.
00:26:34What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:35Oh, shit.
00:26:37Oh, shit.
00:26:48What's wrong with this thing?
00:27:07Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:09Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:12He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:15For sure?
00:27:16I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,
00:27:19so maybe it's my fault.
00:27:20That's no excuse.
00:27:22He's a dirtbag.
00:27:23How dare he?
00:27:24No, it's awful.
00:27:25I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:27:33It's a text.
00:27:34It's from him.
00:27:35I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:36Okay.
00:27:38He's looking for you.
00:27:39He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:42Oh, I can't face him.
00:27:44I have to go.
00:27:44I'm going.
00:27:45No, you can't just leave.
00:27:47Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:50I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:52He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:55Either way, it's bullshit.
00:27:57I see only one option.
00:28:00I'm leaving.
00:28:01Revenge sex.
00:28:02Reve- I mean, what?
00:28:03What does that even mean?
00:28:04It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out,
00:28:07and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:11Revenge sex.
00:28:13Reve- I mean, what?
00:28:14What does that even mean?
00:28:15It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out,
00:28:17and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:18But he- I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:28:22He doesn't even care about me.
00:28:23I mean, why would- he's just into other girls.
00:28:25Trust me, he'll care.
00:28:27Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him.
00:28:30To his ego?
00:28:31To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him?
00:28:34Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:28:40No, I- I couldn't.
00:28:42Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:28:46Eric!
00:28:47He's perfect!
00:28:48Eric Hall?
00:28:49Are you kidding?
00:28:50I mean, he wouldn't even be into me.
00:28:52He likes your type.
00:28:54Really?
00:28:54And what type is that?
00:28:56Slutty.
00:28:58Yeah.
00:28:59Trust me, he's amazing.
00:29:00I fooled around with him once.
00:29:01He has this great tongue, right?
00:29:03Oh, no.
00:29:04I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:29:07Okay, then.
00:29:08Fine.
00:29:08We will find someone else.
00:29:10Someone that I haven't...
00:29:12fooled around with.
00:29:16Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?
00:29:18I mean, it's- you're not gonna marry the guy.
00:29:21No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:23Fine.
00:29:23If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:28to make your boyfriend feel like a total, worthless piece of garbage,
00:29:31and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,
00:29:33and you chose not to do it,
00:29:35go ahead.
00:29:36But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:40I don't know.
00:29:43But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:47I don't know.
00:29:49Trust me.
00:29:50It's going to work.
00:29:51I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:30:00Hi, Cheryl.
00:30:01Okay, enough to chat with her.
00:30:03Oh, no.
00:30:03Hey.
00:30:15Happy birthday.
00:30:17Thanks.
00:30:20Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:42So, happy birthday.
00:30:50Happy birthday.
00:30:50Uh, do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:30:56But it's actually from us.
00:30:57U.S.
00:30:59America?
00:31:01United States?
00:31:02I know where we live.
00:31:04Right.
00:31:05Of course.
00:31:09I know where we live.
00:31:11Right.
00:31:12Of course.
00:31:17Hey, Jesus, Erica.
00:31:18Are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:20Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:21Yeah, no.
00:31:21I can totally move.
00:31:22I just...
00:31:22No.
00:31:23You're fine.
00:31:24You're fine.
00:31:24You're fine.
00:31:24You're fine.
00:31:26You're fine.
00:31:28You're fine.
00:31:28You're fine.
00:31:29You're fine.
00:31:30You're fine.
00:31:31You're fine.
00:31:32You're fine.
00:31:33You're fine.
00:31:34You're fine.
00:31:35Jake!
00:31:36So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:41Oh.
00:31:42I'm sorry.
00:31:43It?
00:31:44What?
00:31:45Um...
00:31:46It.
00:31:47Like monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket.
00:31:50Get real nasty.
00:31:51Oh.
00:31:52Oh.
00:31:53You mean, like, uh, right now?
00:31:57I mean, well, yeah.
00:31:59You know, the sooner the better.
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:02Sure.
00:32:03I mean, well, yeah, of course.
00:32:04Um, I just never realized that you...
00:32:07I mean...
00:32:09Whew.
00:32:10Uh...
00:32:12It's just...
00:32:14You're so...
00:32:16You're so beautiful.
00:32:18Okay.
00:32:19Um...
00:32:20Uh, no kissing.
00:32:22Right.
00:32:23Um, of course.
00:32:25Sorry.
00:32:26So, um...
00:32:29Do you wanna unwrap me?
00:32:33Oh, wow.
00:32:34Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket.
00:32:36Or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:38Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:40Uh, you're fresh.
00:32:42Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:46Uh, you're fresh.
00:32:48Organic.
00:32:49Yep.
00:32:50Uh, so the wrap.
00:32:51Right.
00:32:52Um...
00:32:53Uh...
00:32:54Where's the, uh...
00:32:55It's, uh, the end...
00:32:56That I just, like, right over here.
00:32:57Oh, oh, yeah.
00:32:58Here it is.
00:32:59Yeah.
00:33:00That's where I see it.
00:33:01Um, let me just, uh...
00:33:02Uh...
00:33:03Ow.
00:33:04Ow.
00:33:05Ow.
00:33:06Ow.
00:33:07Sorry.
00:33:08Sorry.
00:33:09I, uh...
00:33:10It's okay.
00:33:11Here.
00:33:12Do it again.
00:33:13Sorry.
00:33:14I, uh...
00:33:15I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:16You know what?
00:33:17Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:25Uh...
00:33:26Let me just see.
00:33:28Oh, here it is.
00:33:29I got it.
00:33:30All right.
00:33:31Just, um, pull it.
00:33:32Let me just...
00:33:33Oh, jeez!
00:33:35Uh, Cheryl?
00:33:36Are you...
00:33:37You okay?
00:33:38Help!
00:33:39Help!
00:33:40Uh...
00:33:41Hey, Cheryl?
00:33:42Are you okay?
00:33:44Oh, jeez.
00:33:46Here...
00:33:47Well, that was stupid.
00:33:51Yeah.
00:33:52Ha...
00:33:53Ha...
00:33:54Ha...
00:33:55Ha...
00:33:56Ha...
00:33:57Ha...
00:33:58Ha...
00:33:59Ha...
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:01How are you doing tonight?
00:34:04I'm good.
00:34:05You having a good time?
00:34:06Yeah?
00:34:07You good?
00:34:07Jake!
00:34:08I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:11What?
00:34:12I can't hear you.
00:34:14I didn't have a beer.
00:34:16Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:17Jake!
00:34:17So are you with me?
00:34:19Upstairs.
00:34:20Yeah.
00:34:21Hold on.
00:34:22I'll take a piss.
00:34:23How much beer?
00:34:31Oh.
00:34:32Oh.
00:34:34Oh.
00:34:35Oh.
00:34:36Oh.
00:34:37Oh.
00:34:38Oh.
00:34:39Oh.
00:34:40Oh.
00:34:41Oh.
00:34:42Oh.
00:34:43Oh.
00:34:44Oh.
00:34:45Oh.
00:34:51Finally.
00:34:52Hey, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:34:55Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:34:56Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:57Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:34:58Um, don't worry about it.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:05Oh.
00:35:07Well, OK.
00:35:08OK.
00:35:22Finally.
00:35:23Hey, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:35:26Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:28Um, don't worry about it.
00:35:30What?
00:35:31I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:35Oh.
00:35:37Well, OK.
00:35:38OK.
00:35:39OK.
00:35:40OK.
00:35:41Mm.
00:35:42Mm.
00:35:44Well, so I'm going to finish the video, so I have to use the video.
00:35:54So I'll enjoy my video.
00:36:00Bye bye.
00:36:11What are you doing?
00:36:25Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:33Um, not yet. More foreplay.
00:36:35Huh? Oh.
00:36:41It's so good.
00:36:45Oh.
00:36:47Yep.
00:36:48Oh, my God.
00:36:50Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:36:51What? What? What?
00:36:52Ah, ah, oh.
00:36:54Ah, dear.
00:36:56Lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:36:57Is that even a thing?
00:36:59I don't know.
00:37:02Ah.
00:37:03Are you okay?
00:37:06No, no, no, no, it's, uh, it's fine.
00:37:09I'm just, uh, I'm embarrassed.
00:37:11It's probably TMJ or fracture, swollen.
00:37:18Are you sure you're okay?
00:37:20Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:21Okay, great. Have fun.
00:37:22Oh.
00:37:28Now.
00:37:29Now, let's do it now.
00:37:30No, not yet, not yet.
00:37:34All right, I'm gonna come.
00:37:35I'm gonna come.
00:37:36No, not yet, not yet.
00:37:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:39No, no, no, not yet.
00:37:40Lexi, Lexi, Lexi, oh, shit, oh.
00:37:46No, no, no, no, not yet.
00:37:47Lexi, Lexi, oh, shit.
00:37:50Oh.
00:37:51No means no.
00:37:52Huh?
00:37:53Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:37:54I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:37:55It's been a really long time,
00:37:56and I just, I haven't masturbated for anything.
00:38:02Uh-oh.
00:38:03Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:06How you doing?
00:38:09How's it going?
00:38:10Good.
00:38:11Eric?
00:38:12Eric, help me.
00:38:14I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:16Excuse me.
00:38:21Cheryl's in here.
00:38:26What's up, bruh?
00:38:28What the fuck is...
00:38:30Hey, wait!
00:38:32Lex, babe, still waiting.
00:38:42Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind.
00:38:46Damn it.
00:38:47I'm gonna save somebody to that bitch.
00:38:50Hey, you!
00:38:52You better stop making fun of the blind
00:38:54or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:38:56Ow!
00:38:58I'm so sorry!
00:39:00I'll never make fun of the blind again!
00:39:02Hey!
00:39:03Oh, yeah.
00:39:04Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:06Walk the wheels hold on this.
00:39:08Oh, man, no more water balloons.
00:39:28This party's ass.
00:39:32Yeah.
00:39:33This just isn't working out.
00:39:40Nothing.
00:39:41What's the big deal about these vibrators, anyway?
00:39:46I'm careful, man.
00:39:48The lock sticks.
00:39:49Spark it up.
00:39:50Yes.
00:39:53Oh, man.
00:39:54I love this game.
00:39:56What are the controllers?
00:39:57Here, here, here.
00:39:58Okay, let me find another one.
00:40:01Whoa!
00:40:03Look at this!
00:40:05Oh, my God!
00:40:07Fuel, fuel, fuel!
00:40:09Get that thing away!
00:40:10Jesus!
00:40:18Hey, dude.
00:40:19Nice shot.
00:40:20Wasn't me.
00:40:22Whoa!
00:40:23Whoa!
00:40:24Nice!
00:40:25Are you sitting there or something?
00:40:27Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:40:29Nice!
00:40:30Nice!
00:40:31Nice!
00:40:32Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:35Whoa!
00:40:36You are the controller.
00:40:41No, I just...
00:40:42Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:58Whoa!
00:41:00You are the controller.
00:41:02No, I just...
00:41:03I didn't.
00:41:05I swear, I...
00:41:12Hey, Sue.
00:41:19What's going on, man?
00:41:22It's okay.
00:41:23Hey, Sue.
00:41:34Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:36Yeah, I just needed to...
00:41:38Oh, sir.
00:41:41Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:46You were?
00:41:48You mean...
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:53So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:57Could we go get a drink?
00:42:01Wow, your toilet's really...
00:42:04Do you know what?
00:42:07I gotta go.
00:42:08Happy birthday.
00:42:09Uh, no, Chris, no, there wasn't...
00:42:11I didn't...
00:42:12Oh, God, never mind.
00:42:25This was the worst idea ever.
00:42:28Never going to have sex.
00:42:30Ow.
00:42:30Hello, a little attention here.
00:42:53Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:42:54Lex, don't be selfish.
00:43:01Oh, right.
00:43:03Sorry.
00:43:03Sorry.
00:43:15Oh, jeez.
00:43:17Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:43:20Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:23Screw it.
00:43:23Oh, my God.
00:43:53Oh, that was bad.
00:44:06That was so bad.
00:44:19Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:23I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:30Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:34Yes, it does.
00:44:36So, you're JJ?
00:44:36Uh-huh.
00:44:38It's me, come on.
00:45:00Hello. Welcome to 1-900-CONFESS.
00:45:03Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:05A nun.
00:45:06Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:13Please hold.
00:45:14Oh, thank goodness.
00:45:181-900-CONFESSION. How may I be of service?
00:45:21It's been one day since my last confession.
00:45:24I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:26One day?
00:45:29Ow!
00:45:34Is that too long?
00:45:35I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:37Go on.
00:45:39Uh, okay.
00:45:40Well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:45:43Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.
00:45:45What's her problem?
00:45:47A washing machine touched her.
00:45:51Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:45:54All right, freak. Time's up.
00:45:55What? But what do I do?
00:45:57Just unplug the thing.
00:45:59No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:46:03Well, then be happy. You found the perfect man.
00:46:06I'm serious!
00:46:07Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:46:11I'll tell you this.
00:46:12Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:14No contritions?
00:46:17You broke no covenant with God. It's not in the Bible.
00:46:21So the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:46:24Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:27Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:29Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:32Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:35Huh. God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:38He sure is. Now run along.
00:46:44Wow.
00:46:45How do you know all that?
00:46:47Because I'm a nun.
00:46:48Now eat my pussy, bitch!
00:46:51Huh. Accidental masturbation.
00:46:53Who would've thunk?
00:47:03Revenge sex, what a stupid fucking idiot.
00:47:06Oh, God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:11Yeah, admit it.
00:47:12I've got no game.
00:47:13I guess I'll just get away.
00:47:15I guess I'm a beautiful man.
00:47:20Fucking douchebag!
00:47:22Damn it.
00:47:24Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:27You go, girl.
00:47:29What?
00:47:31What are you doing here?
00:47:33We needed some place private.
00:47:34But hey, listen.
00:47:35If you're serious about getting laid.
00:47:37Yeah?
00:47:38If you want someone great.
00:47:40I mean, really.
00:47:41The best ever.
00:47:44No offense.
00:47:46Frank.
00:47:47The blind guy?
00:47:48Really?
00:47:49I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:53I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:55It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:58It was like we saw our senses.
00:48:00Everything.
00:48:01If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:06All right.
00:48:13What about him?
00:48:14Jeremy.
00:48:16Oh, yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:48:18Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:20I didn't know his last name, though.
00:48:21It's Jones.
00:48:23Jeremy Jones.
00:48:25This all makes sense.
00:48:27Excuse me.
00:48:29Jeremy.
00:48:31Hi.
00:48:33Who's on the phone?
00:48:34Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:36You'll meet her.
00:48:37We'll be here in like an hour.
00:48:38Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:48:39You have a girlfriend?
00:48:53Oh.
00:48:55Hey, Frank.
00:48:56Sit.
00:48:57Oh, you meant, you meant the dog.
00:49:03Relax.
00:49:07You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:08Oh, I'm, I'm relaxed. I'm fine.
00:49:21Then why are you biting your nail?
00:49:23I'm not.
00:49:27How did you know that?
00:49:30Corner.
00:49:31Sit.
00:49:36Roll over.
00:49:40Oh, you mean me?
00:49:43Roll over.
00:49:47Oh, you mean me?
00:49:49Oh, how do you...
00:49:51How do you want me to...
00:49:53Just lay down.
00:50:01Oh.
00:50:04Oh.
00:50:05I shouldn't even be doing this, but...
00:50:08Considering it a teachable moment.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:14Oh.
00:50:16See me with your hands.
00:50:22Alright.
00:50:23You know, I should really, I have a boyfriend and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:33Really.
00:50:46Mmm, peanut butter.
00:50:53Frank.
00:51:02Frank.
00:51:03Frank.
00:51:05Oh.
00:51:07Oh, Frank.
00:51:24You know, man.
00:51:26Oh, give me two.
00:51:28My chips, one boy.
00:51:30Oh, give me two, man.
00:51:31Oh, give me two, man.
00:51:32Oh.
00:51:33My chips, one boy.
00:51:34Oh, give me two, man.
00:51:36My chips.
00:51:38Oh.
00:51:39My chips.
00:51:41Give me two...
00:51:43My chips?
00:51:46Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:49Sorry.
00:51:50It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:57That's all.
00:52:01No, let me do this.
00:52:03Go ahead.
00:52:03I got it.
00:52:04I got it.
00:52:05No, really, please.
00:52:05I want to help.
00:52:09Okay, everybody out.
00:52:11Leave.
00:52:12I have to back you.
00:52:20You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:27They're over here.
00:52:29I see some dust over here, so...
00:52:33It's just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:38This is a dirty floor.
00:52:40Such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:44Oh, my gosh.
00:53:02Okay.
00:53:03Oh, yeah.
00:53:04Oh, all right.
00:53:05Oh, I think I got all of that.
00:53:08I'm just going to...
00:53:09I'll see you at home.
00:53:14I'll see you at home.
00:53:15I'll see you at home.
00:53:16I'll see you at home.
00:53:16I'll see you at home.
00:53:17I'll see you at home.
00:53:17I'll see you at home.
00:53:19Frankie.
00:53:21Oh, my...
00:53:22What was that?
00:53:23What?
00:53:24Ah, fucking shit.
00:53:26Man, we got a...
00:53:27Oh, we can smoke an email.
00:53:30Stop.
00:53:31Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:53:33Oh, shit.
00:53:35Sorry, man.
00:53:36We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:53:38Oh, I heard something.
00:53:39You want to join us?
00:53:41No, I might try.
00:53:41Come on.
00:53:42You got to do it.
00:53:43Come on.
00:53:44Seriously, guys.
00:53:44What's your dog, man?
00:53:46Dude, what's it like being blinded?
00:53:47It's trippy.
00:53:52Frank?
00:53:54Frank, are we going to do something soon?
00:53:58Bro, you are too funny.
00:54:02Thanks, man.
00:54:03Oh, this is some good stuff.
00:54:05I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:06Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:10I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:12Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:16This is some good shit.
00:54:17Oh, no.
00:54:18Oh, no.
00:54:23You're the devil.
00:54:37No more.
00:54:39JJ, Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time
00:54:46we had together, don't you?
00:54:48Please.
00:54:48Lex, I can't.
00:54:51I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:53I really like this girl.
00:54:55Fine.
00:54:55It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra,
00:55:01and I also have on crotchless panties
00:55:04with just a little string of pearl in front
00:55:07for extra stimulation.
00:55:09We've got, like, 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:17Perfect.
00:55:21Before she gets here.
00:55:22Perfect.
00:55:23I don't want to do it.
00:55:34Let's do it.
00:55:35Fuck me.
00:55:36Fuck me now.
00:55:41What?
00:55:42What's wrong?
00:55:43I can't.
00:55:44I can't get it in.
00:55:46It's too dry down there.
00:55:47It's like a desert down there.
00:55:49It's sandpaper.
00:55:50It's just, okay, I get the picture.
00:55:53Just try it again.
00:55:56No.
00:55:57Why is this happening?
00:55:59We fooled around before.
00:56:01I was dripping wet.
00:56:02I came like four times, remember?
00:56:04Just do what you did then.
00:56:05Go on.
00:56:06I already did my thing.
00:56:07I already tried.
00:56:09What?
00:56:10What is different this time?
00:56:12I don't know.
00:56:14Last time, I honestly don't even know
00:56:19what you're talking about.
00:56:20What?
00:56:22You're not JJ?
00:56:24But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:26How can you not be JJ?
00:56:28Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:31Where are you going?
00:56:32We're not done here.
00:56:34I can still do this.
00:56:35I just need a little bit of work.
00:56:36I can do this.
00:56:37I don't need JJ.
00:56:39I don't need anyone else.
00:56:40We can do this.
00:56:43Go team.
00:56:44What?
00:56:45What?
00:56:48Just keep going.
00:56:52Shit.
00:57:04Where's Jeremy?
00:57:05Uh, we were just, you know...
00:57:09Hey, babe. Just working out.
00:57:15How could you, you bastard?
00:57:20You might wanna...
00:57:22What? What?
00:57:27Ah! Mariela! Mariela!
00:57:31You know, those aren't mine!
00:57:33At least not all of them.
00:57:36What is wrong with you?
00:57:41What is wrong with you?
00:57:44You used to be so pure.
00:57:46Well, no more. That's it.
00:57:48Really, that's the last one.
00:57:51Shh!
00:57:54Shh!
00:58:01Ah!
00:58:02Oh, my God.
00:58:19Cheryl?
00:58:24What is it?
00:58:26What are you doing down here?
00:58:28Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out
00:58:30and get far, far away from here.
00:58:32What?
00:58:33Why?
00:58:34Nothing, just this blind guy and his dog and ugh.
00:58:38Honey, it's going to be OK.
00:58:40No, it's not OK.
00:58:43God.
00:58:44And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:46I'm sorry.
00:58:47It's Jake's.
00:58:48Jake's fault.
00:58:49That blind, cheating bastard.
00:58:51Yes.
00:58:52He is such a dickwad.
00:58:54You need to confront him.
00:58:56Yeah.
00:58:57Yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:58I mean, it's my birthday, and where is he anyway?
00:59:01Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:59:03You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:06Yeah, a big piece, a big old chunk of my mind, a big piece of it.
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:12You know, you might want to, you need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:16Yeah, you're right.
00:59:18Why am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:19I know.
00:59:26I'm sorry.
00:59:27I'm sorry.
00:59:29I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:31Yeah, I got no game.
00:59:41It's not important.
00:59:54Hey, um.
00:59:55Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:56No, no, no.
00:59:57I really need to talk to you.
00:59:59Really, Eric, I can't right now.
01:00:01No, no, no, no.
01:00:02I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier, and I'm just embarrassed,
01:00:06and I want to make it up to you.
01:00:08Eric, really?
01:00:09I don't care.
01:00:10It's fine.
01:00:10No, but I do.
01:00:12I mean, I do.
01:00:13I care.
01:00:15I haven't known how to tell you.
01:00:17Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:00:20But I was wondering, or hoping, that we could go out sometime soon.
01:00:27Because I'm going to be leaving for a little while,
01:00:29and it would be nice to go out with a boy.
01:00:31Really?
01:00:32Eric, you're shy.
01:00:33You have no game.
01:00:35Well, no, not really.
01:00:39Yeah, no, I can't do this.
01:00:40Sorry.
01:00:44OK.
01:00:45All right.
01:00:46I, uh, happy birthday, then.
01:00:50I'm sorry.
01:01:02I was trying to kiss you.
01:01:11Wow.
01:01:20Here I come, baby.
01:01:25Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:29Oh, Eric, stop.
01:01:31Um, we can't do this.
01:01:33Oh, God damn it.
01:01:34Not again.
01:01:34Oh, no, I'm.
01:01:35Honey, happy.
01:01:38What the fuck is this?
01:01:40Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:41OK, guys, don't.
01:01:43Cheryl, baby, what is this?
01:01:45Oh, gee, Cheryl.
01:01:47You're here.
01:01:48Yeah, I've been looking for you all night, and you've been.
01:01:51Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:53You couldn't find me?
01:01:54What about all those girls' vaginas you were in,
01:01:56or your penis getting sucked?
01:01:57Cheryl, honey.
01:01:59No, no, no, no.
01:02:00We can't work this out.
01:02:02Baby, I love you.
01:02:03Jake, no, you have to go.
01:02:04Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:05I promise.
01:02:06No, Jake, I can't do this.
01:02:08I'm sorry.
01:02:09Oh, Cheryl, come on.
01:02:10No, Jake, please.
01:02:11Please, come on.
01:02:12Please, come on.
01:02:13I'm sorry.
01:02:14You're a harmless bitch.
01:02:15How can you do it?
01:02:16Yay, you did it.
01:02:17I am so proud of you.
01:02:18You got your revenge sex.
01:02:20You got your revenge sex.
01:02:22You got your revenge sex.
01:02:24You got your revenge sex.
01:02:25You got your revenge sex.
01:02:26You got your revenge sex.
01:02:27You got your revenge sex.
01:02:29You left him a mere shell of a man.
01:02:31Revenge sex?
01:02:34It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:37Right.
01:02:39It all makes sense now.
01:02:41Wow, I feel really stupid.
01:02:44Eric, I'm really, I'm really sorry.
01:02:47Cheryl, I really liked you, and you used me.
01:02:52Eric, please don't go.
01:02:53Please, Eric.
01:02:56Aren't you happy?
01:02:57Well, no, that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:03:02You mean the sex?
01:03:03Was it?
01:03:03Yeah.
01:03:04No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:06Oh.
01:03:07You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:08Really?
01:03:09I just never found the right guy.
01:03:11Or guys.
01:03:12Well, anyway, we better get downstairs.
01:03:15People are starting to leave.
01:03:17I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:18I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:31This is bullshit.
01:03:32Oh!
01:03:32Oh!
01:03:33Oh!
01:03:33Oh!
01:03:34Oh!
01:03:34Oh!
01:03:35Oh!
01:03:35Oh!
01:03:36Oh!
01:03:36Oh!
01:03:37Oh!
01:03:37Oh!
01:03:38Oh!
01:03:38Oh!
01:03:39Oh!
01:03:39Oh!
01:03:40Oh!
01:03:40Oh!
01:03:41Oh!
01:03:41Oh!
01:03:42Oh!
01:03:42Oh!
01:03:43Oh!
01:03:43Oh!
01:03:44Oh!
01:03:45Don't you fubed on me, and don't tease in my car, either.
01:03:50Right, set, break, dot.
01:03:52I might need a vacation.
01:03:54Vacation.
01:03:55Vacation.
01:03:56Vacation.
01:03:57Vacation.
01:03:58Vacation.
01:03:59Take this information through your head.
01:04:02Mm.
01:04:03Oh, Sue, are you all right?
01:04:06Was it from sex?
01:04:07Did you pop your cork?
01:04:08I don't think so.
01:04:09Not with the guy, anyway.
01:04:11Oh, don't ask.
01:04:12Every possible object.
01:04:14It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:17It was like transformers.
01:04:19They just all became vibrators.
01:04:21Ha!
01:04:22I told you.
01:04:23It's addicting.
01:04:26So what about Chris?
01:04:27Well, last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.
01:04:29I told you he was gay.
01:04:31Oh.
01:04:32Well, I think I'm just all cramp.
01:04:35Oh.
01:04:36Oh.
01:04:37I think it's broken.
01:04:38So wait.
01:04:39None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:43Ha!
01:04:46Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:49So I was gonna go grab some food.
01:04:51Wanna go?
01:04:52No.
01:04:54I think I should finish up here.
01:04:56Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:58No.
01:05:00I don't know.
01:05:01For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:05:04Or something.
01:05:06Why?
01:05:07Do you know him?
01:05:08Sort of.
01:05:09Oh.
01:05:10Well, hey.
01:05:11If you happen to run into him, tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:05:20Love him.
01:05:21Shut it.
01:05:22I don't wanna hear it from you.
01:05:23You wanna get married.
01:05:24Deal with him, zip it.
01:05:25Alright, alright, alright!
01:05:27Fuck!
01:05:28Um, no, no way.
01:05:58Oh, well, there's always next year.
01:06:28It's you.
01:06:33I've been waiting for you, JJ.
01:06:37Joanna.
01:06:58And when the heat is on, you never take it away.
01:07:26You never take it away.
01:07:30Kill me over the blood.
01:07:36And when the heat is on, you never take it away.
01:07:40Wow.
01:07:42That's amazing.
01:07:44Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:07:47I guess something inspired me.
01:07:51You really captured his expression in his eyes.
01:07:54Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:07:59Whose?
01:08:00Eric's.
01:08:01Well, it's him, right?
01:08:04Oh.
01:08:06Yeah.
01:08:08I have to go see him.
01:08:14Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:08:16Mm-hmm.
01:08:17Mm-hmm.
01:08:18Mm-hmm.
01:08:19Mm-hmm.
01:08:261-900 confess.
01:08:29Sister Terese?
01:08:31Yeah, hon.
01:08:32Um, there was a problem with your credit card.
01:08:34I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:36Oh, sure.
01:08:37Oh.
01:08:38It's 271.
01:08:39Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:43Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you, like take you back?
01:08:49Sure, hon.
01:08:50Why not?
01:08:51As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:53Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:08:55I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:08:58Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:09:00Sister?
01:09:01Can I get up now?
01:09:02I really gotta pee.
01:09:03No!
01:09:04Hush your trap!
01:09:05Okay, honey.
01:09:06I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.
01:09:08I will.
01:09:09Thanks.
01:09:10Sister?
01:09:11Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you shit fucker!
01:09:12I will.
01:09:13I will.
01:09:14I will.
01:09:15I will.
01:09:16I will.
01:09:17I will.
01:09:18I will.
01:09:19I will.
01:09:20What?
01:09:21I will.
01:09:22I will.
01:09:23I will.
01:09:24You will.
01:09:26I will.
01:09:27I will.
01:09:28I will.
01:09:29I will.
01:09:30I will.
01:09:31I will.
01:09:33Can I get up now?
01:09:34Can I get up now?
01:09:35I really gotta pee.
01:09:36No!
01:09:37Hush your trap!
01:09:38Eric, wait.
01:09:49Cheryl?
01:09:51Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:09:57I was trying to have revenge sex with you at the beginning,
01:10:00but then at the end, I wasn't.
01:10:02I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:10:05The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:10:08Um, I, I do want to go out with you.
01:10:13And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:17I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is,
01:10:19and he's all over these pink hair.
01:10:22Come on, I've got to get going.
01:10:25Oh, wow.
01:10:26Um, Cheryl, this is my sister Tina.
01:10:29Tina, Cheryl.
01:10:31Hi, nice to meet you.
01:10:33Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days when I get back?
01:10:42Yeah, sure.
01:10:49Oh, sorry.
01:10:51No kissing, right.
01:10:52No, kissing.
01:10:53Oh.
01:10:54Mm.
01:10:56Mm.
01:10:57Hi.
01:11:01Hey.
01:11:01Hey.
01:11:09Did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:12I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:11:17Wait, what?
01:11:18I never did that.
01:11:20I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:11:22She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:29She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:32I wonder who it was.
01:11:33At least this birthday's over.
01:11:54Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:12:08I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like, send me a sign.
01:12:12I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like, send me a sign.
01:12:43Excuse me.
01:12:43Excuse me.
01:12:45Uh, do you know where the church is?
01:12:46It's on Fountain Street.
01:12:48Um, yeah, that's the church I go to.
01:12:51Or used to go to.
01:12:52Um, it's straight up that way and then left.
01:12:58You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:13:01Oh, um, I don't know.
01:13:09Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:13:12Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:13:17Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:13:21I don't think so.
01:13:23But thanks.
01:13:24What's your name?
01:13:25Sue.
01:13:26What's yours?
01:13:28Jesus.
01:13:29Really?
01:13:31Si.
01:13:33Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:35Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:36Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:36Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:37Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:38Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:38Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:39Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:40Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:40Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:41Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:42Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:42Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:43Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:44Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:45Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:46Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:47Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:48Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:49Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:50Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:51Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:52Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:53Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:54Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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