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How To Tame Silver Fox – FULL MOVIE [Eng Sub]
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00:00:01Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:14Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:20Please pick up.
00:00:23Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:31Sure thing, hon.
00:00:33Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:35He'll be there soon.
00:00:39Who?
00:00:43Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:52You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:01Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:05Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:08I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:10What are you doing?
00:01:11What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:23It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:27You get away from me, creep.
00:01:29Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:33Stop!
00:01:34Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:36Stop!
00:01:37Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:41What the hell?
00:01:49Mr. Collins?
00:01:51That's in his best friend?
00:02:10You're shivering.
00:02:12Come on, kiddo.
00:02:13Kiddo?
00:02:14Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:15I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:20Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:22Let's go.
00:02:23I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:38It's tougher than I've loved.
00:02:42Something wrong?
00:02:45Um...
00:02:47Your arm is...
00:02:51wet.
00:02:53From the rain.
00:02:56Wipe it then.
00:03:18There's no rain up there.
00:03:21Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:29Thought you'd be...
00:03:31busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:33eating up...
00:03:35sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:42Come to think of it,
00:03:44I actually...
00:03:46don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:47I don't do small talk.
00:03:48I don't do small talk.
00:03:52Okay, then.
00:03:57Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:03:58I need to pick something.
00:04:00No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:01I am 22 years old.
00:04:02Exactly.
00:04:03Ugh, kiddo.
00:04:04Shut up!
00:04:05You're not that much older than me.
00:04:07Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year. And nobody...
00:04:15If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:21Yes.
00:04:22Yes.
00:04:30I'll be quick.
00:04:42You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:46It's not safe.
00:04:49Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:50Yeah.
00:04:52Why didn't you say something?
00:04:53I just did.
00:04:55You freaking creep!
00:04:57Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:21Oh.
00:05:27When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:31I was not checking you out.
00:05:33That was a yawn.
00:05:34I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:36It's past your bedtime.
00:05:40Stop calling me kid.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:05:56You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:05:57You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:05This is a small kickback.
00:06:07Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:10Does your dad know about that?
00:06:11Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here. And neither do you.
00:06:20Yeah, about that.
00:06:22I live here now. He put me in charge.
00:06:25And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:26Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:31This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:42You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:45I don't have another choice.
00:06:48I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:57Fine. Have your kickback. Or not.
00:07:01Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:05I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:11Who is that?
00:07:14No.
00:07:19I'm going to kill you? Count your days, slut?
00:07:22It's not a big deal. I can explain.
00:07:25This is your ex, Brian. Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:30You guys were spying on me?
00:07:32Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:35That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:37It's either me living here, or three bodyguards.
00:07:40Your choice.
00:07:41You are not living here.
00:07:42I don't give a shit what my dad says. I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:54Then stop acting like a baby.
00:07:57You better not show your face in there. I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:05God damn it.
00:08:13Promise to Mark.
00:08:15Ding SAAR
00:08:25Oh, who's this above Grandpa?
00:08:28Grandpa? He's hotter than you...
00:08:30Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:42Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:45Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:48And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:56Hi, hi.
00:08:57Christina Fox and...
00:08:59And Becca, too.
00:09:01I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:03Duh.
00:09:05I didn't miss it.
00:09:08It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:10Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:16Thanks, Heather.
00:09:17Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:20Enjoy the party!
00:09:25I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:29Where's Harper?
00:09:32Harper?
00:09:32Harper?
00:09:32Forget Harper.
00:09:32Hang out with me.
00:09:33I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:35I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:45I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:47I don't like talking.
00:09:49Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:51I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:51I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:51Christina and I learn to group activities.
00:09:55Talk or no talk?
00:09:58You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:01For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:03Sorry, ladies.
00:10:05I don't like my women.
00:10:07Desperate.
00:10:11Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:15Huh?
00:10:17He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:20I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:25Oh, Harper, hey.
00:10:38Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:41Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:45Ew.
00:10:45Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:47You're like your school royalty.
00:10:50Thanks.
00:10:52You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:57We're friends?
00:10:58Of course.
00:11:01I have to pee.
00:11:03Wait for me?
00:11:04Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:05I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:15What dirt can I find?
00:11:26Oh, this is gold.
00:11:31Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:38Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:45I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:11The hell?
00:12:15Attention, everybody.
00:12:21Hello.
00:12:22You all seem a little bored.
00:12:25So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:29A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:35Let's see.
00:12:38Dear diary,
00:12:39Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:42Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:45Oh, Harper.
00:12:49Daddy issues much?
00:12:54No!
00:12:55I just need to give it back!
00:12:59Dad's friend, Chris,
00:13:02is like a dilf.
00:13:04That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:07And honestly,
00:13:10if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:15You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:19Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:21No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:23Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:26Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:30Let's fuck it down.
00:13:36Let's fuck it down.
00:13:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:45Fuck this.
00:13:56Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:10Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:28You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:34Come to her party.
00:14:36Take advantage of her kindness.
00:14:38And you make fun of her family life.
00:14:40It was a joke. It was a joke.
00:14:42The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:47Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:51First, that's enough.
00:14:54Let her go.
00:14:57One last.
00:15:02What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:04You're too old to be this petty.
00:15:07You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:08Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:09Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:13If you mess with her again...
00:15:16Fuck you up.
00:15:20But we're literally just girls.
00:15:22I don't give a fuck.
00:15:23Everyone out.
00:15:25The fuck out.
00:15:25What the hell was that?
00:15:34What the hell was that?
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:38She hurt you.
00:15:55Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:56Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:15:59You're crying.
00:16:07Why are you crying?
00:16:08I don't understand.
00:16:10Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:12They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:14I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:18Stupid.
00:16:18I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:21You just embarrassed me in front of...
00:16:22I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:23And she's the queen of our...
00:16:24I said stop!
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:31I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:33We'll find you another school.
00:16:35I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:36Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:40Just because you run some sort of shady business, does...
00:16:42I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:47I told you...
00:16:49To stop calling me that.
00:16:53And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:16:58Oh yeah?
00:17:01If I'm such a kid...
00:17:03What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:05I told you to stop acting like love.
00:17:10Sorry, kid.
00:17:12That's my gun.
00:17:13You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:17You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:34Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:35You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:44I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:51Oh!
00:17:54God.
00:18:01What?
00:18:05What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:13No.
00:18:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:18It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:19He's gonna be back in any second.
00:18:20You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:35I don't want to...
00:18:36I don't want to play.
00:18:37What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:40Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:41You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:47I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:50Uncuff me.
00:18:53What are your manners?
00:19:00Say please.
00:19:01I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:09Give me the key.
00:19:16What the...
00:19:17You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:20Are you ready to listen?
00:19:21Like a good little girl?
00:19:23Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:29Rule number one.
00:19:32There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:36You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:39So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:43you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:45I can take care of myself.
00:19:47Rule number two.
00:19:49No talking back.
00:19:51I am the last guy.
00:19:53You want to piss off?
00:20:00Rule number three.
00:20:03Don't start any games.
00:20:06You're not ready to play.
00:20:17So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:28Oh, my plans are none of your concern.
00:20:31Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:36we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:39You can have your privacy.
00:20:42Until sunset.
00:20:44What does that mean?
00:20:49You have curfew.
00:20:50How's my daughter?
00:21:14Um, hot.
00:21:15What was that?
00:21:17Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:20Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:21That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:23Is she back from class?
00:21:25She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:28Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:30She's fine, Mark.
00:21:32Good.
00:21:33You're my best friend.
00:21:34You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:43You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:45Oh, my God.
00:21:51Oh, my God.
00:22:07Oh, my God.
00:22:09Oh, my God.
00:22:10You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:24Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:27Oh, excuse me. We're filming.
00:22:42Filming? Filming what?
00:22:45Some real hot stuff. Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:50I'm looking for Harper Reeves. It says her location is here. So step aside before I make you.
00:22:55Hmm. Nope. Harper's my best friend.
00:22:59And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:01Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:23:10He looks so sexy. Keep going.
00:23:13Harper?
00:23:21You shouldn't be here.
00:23:24You shouldn't be here.
00:23:25I tried to stop him.
00:23:28Hey!
00:23:30No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place. What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:34It's for a class project. Give him his camera back, you prick.
00:23:38Class my ass. Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:42I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:43Chris, stop!
00:23:44Not until I pummel this creep. Then the camera's next.
00:23:47Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera.
00:23:49That's a thousand dollars.
00:23:50You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:53That is enough!
00:23:54That is enough!
00:23:54These look amazing, Harper!
00:24:10Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:24:13Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:15No one's going to see these.
00:24:17Deleting them.
00:24:18What?
00:24:18That is art!
00:24:20Give him his camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:25See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:33Your choice.
00:24:38Camera it is.
00:24:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:43You asshole!
00:24:45If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:24:51You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:53What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:01We're leaving.
00:25:03Now.
00:25:10So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:15I did it for your own good.
00:25:17You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:20You need me around for your safety.
00:25:22Because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:25You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:27Like a piece of meat.
00:25:30My classmate?
00:25:32It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:37Jealous?
00:25:39Jealous?
00:25:40You're cute, Harper.
00:25:46I'll give you that.
00:25:47And those...
00:25:48Things you do?
00:25:50They're cute, too.
00:25:52You know what's not cute?
00:25:55Me jealous.
00:25:57Now, you were right.
00:25:58I'm in some shady business.
00:25:59And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:02You better not test me, or I'll break you.
00:26:08In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:14Well, guess what?
00:26:16You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:21Just admit...
00:26:22Just admit that you want me.
00:26:29What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:33There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:37Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:39You know what, Chris?
00:26:40You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:42Fine.
00:26:43But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:26:45Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:47So...
00:26:50Are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:54No.
00:26:56Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:26:58Oh, my God, Maria, no!
00:27:00Ew!
00:27:02That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:04He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:07And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:10I don't know.
00:27:11But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:15Um, wait.
00:27:16Wait, you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:22Think about it.
00:27:23What?
00:27:26We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:28The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:30So that's step one.
00:27:32Hmm.
00:27:33You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:36He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:38Yeah, right.
00:27:39Jealous of me?
00:27:39I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:42He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:47Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:49Jealous over you.
00:27:51It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:54So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:27:59Until he snaps.
00:28:00And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:04And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:11Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:13Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:17Because I get what I want.
00:28:18Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Sexy outfit?
00:28:31Check.
00:28:32Popcorn?
00:28:33Check.
00:28:34The notebook?
00:28:35The only movie that can make a guy cry?
00:28:37Check.
00:28:38Check.
00:28:43What do you want?
00:28:51You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:53Um, popcorn?
00:28:55Harper, you idiot.
00:28:57Seduce him.
00:28:58I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:04But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:08Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:10I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:12Your pulse is racing.
00:29:15What's going on?
00:29:17Uh.
00:29:18Has your ex-boyfriend given you trouble?
00:29:20Uh-uh.
00:29:22No, I just...
00:29:23I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:27But it's...
00:29:29Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:42Oh, what about your date?
00:29:50Oh, what about your date?
00:29:58Jane.
00:30:00Please, Jane.
00:30:02Jane, Jane, let's go.
00:30:03Come on.
00:30:03How are you not crying?
00:30:11This is, like, the saddest movie ever.
00:30:13Because it's not real.
00:30:16This is ridiculous.
00:30:18No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:22It's true love.
00:30:24Please don't do this to me.
00:30:25There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:27Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:31Or...
00:30:32You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:40And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:42What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:55What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:00Now, come on.
00:31:02Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:03Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:11I'm not a toy.
00:31:11I'll ruin you.
00:31:12Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:16As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:23Not a lie.
00:31:25You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:26And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:29You can't handle me.
00:31:32Try me.
00:31:37I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:40I don't kiss.
00:31:41And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:45Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:47No.
00:31:48I don't think you are.
00:31:52What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:56And even when to work, I told you, I never loved you.
00:32:06Just...
00:32:06Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:10I'm sorry.
00:32:11I love you.
00:32:13This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:32:15I love you.
00:32:23You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:25Not be seduced by him.
00:32:29I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37You're late, big daddy.
00:32:40But you sound pissed.
00:32:42So I'll wait.
00:32:44You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:47Not tonight.
00:32:49Busy.
00:32:50Busy?
00:32:50Busy.
00:32:53Never for me, you're not.
00:32:55When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:58Are you with another woman?
00:33:00Woman?
00:33:01No.
00:33:04Not a woman.
00:33:07Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:10Not this guy.
00:33:19Who's my number?
00:33:28Whoever this girl is,
00:33:30your days are numbered.
00:33:32Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:34She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:54Good.
00:33:55Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:00Stay.
00:34:10Stay.
00:34:14Dammit, Harper.
00:34:30You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:34:59you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:03Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:35:06Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:35:08I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:10His business partner.
00:35:12I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:14No, but we might as well
00:35:17if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:23So, so we didn't?
00:35:24No.
00:35:27Because you're still alive.
00:35:29Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:32One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:35You don't know that.
00:35:38Let's just say you're lucky you're not my time.
00:35:41Oh yeah?
00:35:42Explain that.
00:35:43That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:35:47Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:49We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:51You're just some guy who works with my dad
00:35:54and can't take a hint.
00:35:57Is that what you tell all the guys
00:35:59to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:02Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:05What's wrong?
00:36:13Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:15I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:19I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:22With my friend.
00:36:24Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:35Well, this will do.
00:36:57So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun
00:37:00and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:05Struggling much?
00:37:35I don't know what your game is,
00:37:37but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning
00:37:40is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:45I had no other choice.
00:37:47I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:54You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:56That's not...
00:37:57I don't know what you're going to do.
00:38:15What are you going to do?
00:38:18I'll punish you.
00:38:19I don't know.
00:38:30I don't know.
00:38:34You don't know me?
00:38:40I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:43Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:45I'd say, do your worst.
00:38:50I'd say, do your worst.
00:39:05I'm sorry.
00:39:07I can't let this happen.
00:39:09What the heck?
00:39:09Why are you stopping?
00:39:10You deserve someone better
00:39:15that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:19But...
00:39:20But what about...
00:39:21There's no buts.
00:39:24Can't let this happen again.
00:39:36Cock block!
00:39:37You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:48You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:52That was part of the plan!
00:39:54I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:56I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:57Was it...
00:39:59Big?
00:40:00So big.
00:40:04Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick
00:40:06for a second longer.
00:40:07It's bad enough that I basically fondled him
00:40:09like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:11Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:12He's a sex freak?
00:40:13Like...
00:40:14BDSM?
00:40:15The whole nine yards.
00:40:16Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:20My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:22Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:25Wait.
00:40:26Do you think he's going to show up
00:40:28to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:29Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's
00:40:31future sugar daddy.
00:40:32Crap.
00:40:33What if he is coming?
00:40:34Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:40:37if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:54Stop messing with that.
00:40:56You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni
00:40:57and give him a heart attack.
00:40:58You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:01Yeah, how else you're going to woo your man.
00:41:04He's not my man.
00:41:09I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:11No, leave, Brian.
00:41:13She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:15You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:18Harps?
00:41:19Huh?
00:41:20What do you want, Brian?
00:41:24Just five minutes.
00:41:32Fine.
00:41:33But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:35It's okay.
00:41:35Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:37Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:55I want to get back together.
00:42:05You cheated on me.
00:42:08I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:11But that was months ago, huh?
00:42:14Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:16This isn't about payback.
00:42:19I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:21What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:25Hmm?
00:42:26Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:29You slut!
00:42:30Hmm?
00:42:30Get off of me!
00:42:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:34Let me see them.
00:42:35Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:37Show me.
00:42:37Show me!
00:42:38Let go of me!
00:42:40There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:43I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:46A drink?
00:42:47I don't have time for this.
00:42:48You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:51That's not happening.
00:42:53Ever.
00:42:54Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:57Me?
00:42:58We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:02Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:04It's not a threat.
00:43:06It's a fact.
00:43:12You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:14But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:16I'm going to come after your bitch
00:43:18that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:25Help me!
00:43:26Help!
00:43:27Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:30Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:32Good girl.
00:43:35You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:37I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:39That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:41And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:45You just made me rip, asshole.
00:43:49Are you okay?
00:43:53Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:55She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:56Stop it!
00:44:08You're going to kill him.
00:44:09Good.
00:44:09He's not worth it.
00:44:11Let's go.
00:44:14If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her,
00:44:17I'll finish the job.
00:44:19I promise.
00:44:21Let's go.
00:44:22Fuck.
00:44:43Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:46Should we call 911?
00:44:48Seriously, Harper?
00:44:50He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:53I handled myself just fine.
00:44:54And if I wasn't there to save your ass,
00:44:56what would have happened?
00:45:14You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:17So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:30Let's see who you are.
00:45:33Do we have to do this?
00:45:47What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:50Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:53Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:56So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:00I'm going to throw up.
00:46:17Breathe.
00:46:19You can do this.
00:46:20I'm right here.
00:46:49Don't focus on the water.
00:46:51Just look at me.
00:46:58It's not hard to do.
00:46:59It's okay.
00:47:13It's okay.
00:47:13It's okay.
00:47:14It's okay.
00:47:14I got you.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:22You're fine.
00:47:25You're fine, Harper.
00:47:26Just breathe.
00:47:33Just keep breathing.
00:47:36How are you feeling?
00:47:44Fine.
00:47:46Just insanely distracted.
00:47:48Ready for the next step?
00:47:55I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:59I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:04I thought you didn't make love.
00:48:08What?
00:48:08Oh, my God.
00:48:13Oh, my God.
00:48:13You're talking about swimming.
00:48:17You're talking about swimming.
00:48:18Swimming.
00:48:21What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:25I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:27I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:57What happened?
00:49:00What happened?
00:49:01You blacked out.
00:49:02You're okay.
00:49:04You're okay.
00:49:05Sorry.
00:49:06Sorry.
00:49:08For what?
00:49:11You did amazing.
00:49:14You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:16I can't do this.
00:49:20It's okay.
00:49:22We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:24Just kiss me.
00:49:25Your dad won't like this.
00:49:30Don't think about him.
00:49:31If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:35If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:38I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:40I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:43Just say you don't want me.
00:49:44Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:59I want you.
00:50:01And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:03You're going to get hurt.
00:50:03You're going to get hurt.
00:50:03You're going to get hurt.
00:50:08Do you like me?
00:50:10What the hell?
00:50:21What are you doing?
00:50:22We need to talk about this first, inside.
00:50:24With our minds, not our crawlers.
00:50:25Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:28I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:31So you are a grandpa?
00:50:33Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:38Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:40No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:46I'm gonna shower.
00:50:55Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:09So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:12Running a daycare.
00:51:14Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:19Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:22I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:27I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:31And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:34He may be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:39Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:44Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:48Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:52You've been tracking him?
00:51:54What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:55The same kind he is.
00:51:58Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:07Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:12I'm surprised.
00:52:15Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:17I'm just all around not intense enough for him.
00:52:23Not intense enough?
00:52:27Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:30Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:35I mean, look at you.
00:52:36You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:40You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:43Don't call me that.
00:52:48You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:52:51He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:54Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:56Choke you out.
00:52:58None of that.
00:52:59Kissing.
00:53:00Pillow talk.
00:53:01Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:09He'll be bored of you and weak.
00:53:12He actually lives here with me.
00:53:15You little skit.
00:53:25Help!
00:53:26Help me!
00:53:26I can't swim!
00:53:27I can't swim!
00:53:27Help!
00:53:32I can't swim!
00:53:45Harper!
00:53:47Harper!
00:53:48Help!
00:53:50Smile for Tim, you loser.
00:53:53Please help me!
00:53:54Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:57That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:06Harper!
00:54:07Harper!
00:54:07Harper!
00:54:27Harper!
00:54:38No!
00:54:39Come on!
00:54:40Harper!
00:54:41Harper!
00:54:41No!
00:54:42Come on!
00:54:49Harper!
00:54:49Harper!
00:54:50Harper!
00:54:52Harper!
00:54:54Breathe!
00:54:56It's okay, I got you.
00:54:58You're safe.
00:55:00I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:02I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:04You're okay. Just breathe.
00:55:06You're safe now.
00:55:08Just breathe.
00:55:10Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:12I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:14It's pathetic.
00:55:16Homewreck?
00:55:18Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:22She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:28I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:30You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:34She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:40Joke me.
00:55:42Harder.
00:55:44I miss how rough you get on a baby.
00:55:48I don't love you.
00:55:50And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:54How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:58She's fine.
00:56:00Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:02What are you doing?
00:56:12Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.
00:56:18And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:22You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:28You got that?
00:56:30Are you threatening me?
00:56:32No.
00:56:34I'm telling you.
00:56:36Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:40Get out of here.
00:56:42Wait.
00:56:43Please.
00:56:44Don't.
00:56:45I'll do anything.
00:56:46Please.
00:56:47What are you doing?
00:56:48Chris, no.
00:56:49Wait.
00:56:50Wait.
00:56:51Ugh.
00:56:52Oh!
00:56:53Oh, Chris, no!
00:56:56Wait!
00:57:01Wait!
00:57:02Oh!
00:57:03Ahh!
00:57:04Ahh!
00:57:05Ahh!
00:57:06Ahh!
00:57:07Ahh!
00:57:09Ahh!
00:57:10Ahh!
00:57:11passionate actor
00:57:13shot
00:57:18music
00:57:19I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Barbara.
00:57:27She will not bother you again.
00:57:30I swear.
00:57:31Don't worry about it.
00:57:35I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:43I never dated her.
00:57:45We weren't a thing.
00:57:46I'm not a brain to her.
00:57:53Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:03She said that...
00:58:05that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:11She said that...
00:58:17that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:25Satisfy you.
00:58:27In bed.
00:58:28Okay.
00:58:28That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:42Is that true?
00:58:46That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:48But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:54I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:00When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:03I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:05and all I could think about
00:59:10was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:15What did you regret?
00:59:17Not doing this sooner.
00:59:19No.
00:59:21No.
00:59:41No.
00:59:42what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is going
00:59:57to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get out this isn't about
01:00:04mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours
01:00:10you need to kill it i'm too dangerous
01:00:14so you're saying the kiss was a mistake i should forget this ever happened it's for the best
01:00:24harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah it's because you're a coward
01:00:32you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then you got cold feet just
01:00:38be a man and own it don't you're a psycho
01:00:42i'm just trying to protect you
01:00:52morning
01:01:01nagel i'm not hungry
01:01:05you need to eat
01:01:09no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:23are we even now
01:01:30you bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:01:35what's wrong ghetto i hate seeing you like this
01:01:39you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:42columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students
01:02:00harper reeves
01:02:02i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:07promise
01:02:09has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:20nope
01:02:24and he's never going to
01:02:26huh
01:02:27i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:30why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:33oh hey
01:02:35hey
01:02:36let's forget about that douchebag
01:02:38okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class
01:02:43and i am not letting you fail
01:02:44stop moping
01:02:46let's go wine and dine some rich people
01:02:48okay
01:02:49okay
01:02:52wow
01:03:05how long do you think this took to paint christina
01:03:08like a million hours
01:03:09who the fuck cares
01:03:11we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:15make sure no one's coming
01:03:19whoops
01:03:34i think i hear them coming
01:03:42let's go
01:03:43one last touch
01:03:45good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:03:58heartburn
01:03:58heartburn
01:03:59tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:05huh
01:04:06what
01:04:07no no no no my
01:04:10my final project
01:04:12how am i gonna graduate
01:04:14why would someone do this to me
01:04:16harper
01:04:22harper
01:04:22harper
01:04:24i'm kind of confused
01:04:26is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:29is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:34don't say that
01:04:37it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:40did you do this
01:04:47christina
01:04:49if i don't
01:04:51sell my work tonight
01:04:53i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:54we're gonna report you to the dean christina
01:04:56you're not gonna get away with this
01:04:58guess what
01:04:59you have no proof
01:05:00good luck with that losers
01:05:03that's what you get for fucking with me
01:05:07harper
01:05:08harper
01:05:09there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:12professor i can explain
01:05:13harper
01:05:17is this your work
01:05:20it's so ugly
01:05:22isn't it professor
01:05:23we have to fail harper
01:05:26it looks like a complete choke
01:05:28ladies
01:05:29i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:05:32in fact
01:05:34guests just bought this piece
01:05:36wait what
01:05:38who would buy this crap
01:05:39i would
01:05:40who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:55i would
01:05:56it's you
01:05:59you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:06:03christina don't be rude
01:06:05don't you know who this is
01:06:07chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:11there's no way
01:06:13that's okay professor
01:06:14not everyone has taste
01:06:15how much for this painting
01:06:19oh no you
01:06:21our starting price is 18
01:06:22done
01:06:27you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging wack ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account
01:06:48here's two mil
01:06:51take the rest and buy
01:06:53art supplies
01:06:54whatever it is you need to get
01:06:55for harper's sake
01:06:57sir
01:06:58mr collins
01:06:59this is too much
01:07:00oh my god
01:07:01oh my god
01:07:02are you fucking kidding me
01:07:05are you fucking kidding me
01:07:09language
01:07:10miss hawkes
01:07:11don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:13who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:18my father still runs this university
01:07:21money runs this university
01:07:23and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor
01:07:26who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:28for disciplinary action
01:07:30you're going to get us expelled
01:07:34professor you can't
01:07:36please
01:07:36getting expelled sounds
01:07:38just about right to me
01:07:40no wait professor
01:07:41not so fast
01:07:42what the fuck else do you want from me
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01:10:35Harper Harper low earth to Harper you need to look at this can it wait Maria I'm having
01:10:50very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner no no that's what I need to
01:10:56tell you about Harper look the guns and the money it's not just for show
01:11:05Harper he's dangerous you need to move out now you can't keep living with him I need
01:11:10to talk to Harper taxi for Harper hey let go of me stop it
01:11:35please please let me go if it's money I'll give you however much you want
01:11:45Harper Harper Harper Harper Harper
01:11:51Ryan why are you doing this we broke up
01:11:55we broke up because you've been fucking that old man
01:11:59you psycho he had nothing to do with our breakup he humiliated me but luckily for
01:12:07me your little boyfriend what does he have he has some dangerous enemies ain't that
01:12:12right fellas once he arrives to save his little princess well we don't need to get
01:12:22into more details do we no no you can just watch no no no no no no a trap what the hell
01:12:52not bad for a guy who hates romance I hope you don't mind I wanted our first time to be special
01:13:17Harper Harper Harper before you sleep with my daughter you should probably know where she is
01:13:22first
01:13:23hey crap I can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:13:32you know my daughter better than I do is that text a prank
01:13:38Harper's in trouble we need to go
01:13:42okay
01:13:44okay
01:13:45okay
01:13:46should we have some fun with you after we kill
01:13:48other grants
01:13:50hmm should we make him watch
01:13:53hmm
01:13:55oh
01:13:57looks like he's here
01:14:00are you ready to see your boyfriend die Harper huh
01:14:05huh
01:14:06mm-hmm
01:14:07get ready boys
01:14:08I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:24that's what happens Chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:31what's the matter tough guy what can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:14:37let me go I'll leave home I already told you once you should have listened to me then
01:14:52I'm gonna kill you god damn bitch
01:14:56ah
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01:15:18Are you okay?
01:15:31Did he hurt you?
01:15:33Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:36You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:39When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:48Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:15:57Oh my god, Dad, what the hell?
01:15:59It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:16:01I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:03Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:06I want an answer now before I kill him.
01:16:08No, Dad.
01:16:09Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:14But...
01:16:15Deep down, I know that...
01:16:18You just want me to be safe.
01:16:25Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:27Please don't be mad.
01:16:30You're wrong about that.
01:16:33It's not deep down.
01:16:35It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:38If that means being with Chris,
01:16:44then he better not screw this up.
01:16:47Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:49I believe you.
01:16:52You keep her safe.
01:16:57With my goddamn life.
01:16:58Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:17Yes.
01:17:18Yes.
01:17:18Yes, Daddy.
01:17:33Say it.
01:17:36Yes, Daddy.
01:17:37I want you to beg for it.
01:17:47I want you...
01:17:49to fuck me, Daddy.
01:18:00Stop teasing.
01:18:03I want you now.
01:18:04what you looking for?
01:18:06You're my friend.
01:18:08What you looking for?
01:18:10Daddy.
01:18:11Say it.
01:18:13Or I'll punish you.
01:18:14Demons and ghosts.
01:18:16Come.
01:18:17I want you to beg for it.
01:18:18What you looking for?
01:18:20You're my friend.
01:18:22What you looking for?
01:18:25We both...
01:18:25Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:28I want you to beg for it.
01:18:30Are you sure about that?
01:19:00You have two choices, Mr. Collins. You can either uncuck me, or fuck me.
01:19:13You know I'm dangerous, or it's your mind.
01:19:34Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:38Once I started, let's stop it.
01:20:02I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:07You're different.
01:20:14Ready for round five?
01:20:28Stop it. I'm sore. Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:35What if I don't?
01:20:36What was that?
01:20:40Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:42Honey, you home?
01:20:43Um, Dad, I'm kinda busy right now.
01:20:44Stop it.
01:20:45I'll just come in for a while.
01:20:49I told you I was busy.
01:20:51This is my home, Harper Reeves. If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:58Okay, I will. Can you get out?
01:21:05I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris. Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:18No, please keep them covered. I want to give a speech.
01:21:23And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:25I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:28You literally carry around a gun, but whatever. Just get on with it.
01:21:34What I do for a living. The not so legal part. It's dangerous for me to let people into my life. And for me to be...
01:21:49Vulnerable?
01:21:51Yeah. But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed. You're like a magnet, Harper. And I want to be around you. Forever.
01:22:04So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:17I'm moving you in there. As a graduation present. And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:32Only if you want to. Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:38Are you serious?
01:22:41What's wrong? Is it tacky? I liked it. I thought...
01:22:45Deal!
01:22:47But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:53Which is?
01:22:55You have to move in there with me.
01:22:57Yeah.
01:22:59Deal!
01:23:00Deal.
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