How To Tame A Silver Fox (2025) – Full Movie
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:48You must have a death wish.
00:00:54You got the wrong, God, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45What?
00:01:51Mr. Collins?
00:01:54Dad sent his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:13You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:19I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:20Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:25Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40It's tougher than I've ever...
00:02:43Something wrong?
00:02:45Um...
00:02:47Um...
00:02:48Your arm is...
00:02:51Wet...
00:02:54from the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:24Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some
00:03:39guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:50And I...
00:03:50I don't do small-talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly.
00:04:07Kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later, and I need to buy alcohol, because otherwise
00:04:15nobody will want to be friends with me, and then I won't have any friends for the rest
00:04:18of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:34Okay.
00:04:34Okay.
00:04:37You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:01Okay.
00:05:07When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:37Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:39It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:05:57You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:07This is a small kickback?
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks.
00:06:21But he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:36Thanks.
00:06:36Thanks.
00:06:36Thanks.
00:06:36Thanks.
00:06:36Thanks.
00:06:36Thanks.
00:06:36Thanks.
00:06:36Thanks.
00:06:36Thanks.
00:06:36Thanks.
00:06:36Thanks.
00:06:36Thanks.
00:06:37Thanks.
00:06:37Thanks.
00:06:37Thanks.
00:06:37Thanks.
00:06:37Thanks.
00:06:37Thanks.
00:06:38Thanks.
00:06:38Thanks.
00:06:38Thanks.
00:06:38Thanks.
00:06:39Thanks.
00:06:39Thanks.
00:06:40Thanks.
00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and
00:06:54I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:10Yeah!
00:07:10I don't need you to look after me, I don't need you to look after me, I don't need you to
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here, or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:51You are not living here.
00:07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:07God damn it.
00:08:16Proms to mark.
00:08:26Whoa!
00:08:27Who's this?
00:08:29Bob Grandpa?
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:33He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:34Huh?
00:08:40Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life?
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently, this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means...
00:08:52Fancy alcohol!
00:08:59Hi, hi.
00:09:00Christina, Fox, and...
00:09:02And Becca, too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:08I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:12Oh, well, um, please feel free to, uh, help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Har- it's Harper?
00:09:23Enjoy the party!
00:09:28I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:34Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:37Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:55Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or...
00:10:00No talk.
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:14Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:28Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:41Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:44Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:48Yeah, okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:50You're, you're like...
00:10:52You're school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks.
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:04I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:11What dirt can I find?
00:11:21Oh, this is gold!
00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:44I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:14What the hell?
00:12:22Attention, everybody!
00:12:24Hello!
00:12:25You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:41Dear diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:57No!
00:12:58Please, give it back!
00:13:03Dad's friend, Chris,
00:13:05is like a dilf.
00:13:07That stands for
00:13:08a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:13:10And honestly,
00:13:13if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:18You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:22Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:24No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:33No!
00:13:38Let's pull right down.
00:13:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:58Fuck this.
00:13:59Fuck this.
00:13:59Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:27You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:37Come to her party.
00:14:39Take advantage of her kindness.
00:14:41And you make fun of her family life.
00:14:43It was a joke!
00:14:44It was a joke!
00:14:45The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:52What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:10You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:11Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:16If you mess with her again, fuck you up.
00:15:23But we're literally just girls!
00:15:25I don't give a fuck!
00:15:26Everyone out!
00:15:28The fuck out!
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:37What the hell was that?
00:15:57She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:16:02I said I'm fine!
00:16:07You're crying.
00:16:10Why are you crying?
00:16:11I won't understand.
00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:21I know they're not my friends.
00:16:23But that was Christina Fox.
00:16:24You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:16:25I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:26And she's the queen of our school.
00:16:27I said stop!
00:16:31I said stop!
00:16:34I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:36We'll find you another school.
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:39Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:43Just because you run some sort of shady business, does it?
00:16:45I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:50I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:56And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:17:01Oh, yeah?
00:17:01Well, if I'm such a kid, what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:13Sorry, kid.
00:17:14That's my gun.
00:17:16You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:20You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:22You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:47I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:49You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:53You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:55Oh!
00:17:56God.
00:18:03What?
00:18:11What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:16No.
00:18:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:21It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:22He's gonna be back in a second.
00:18:33You know, if he wanted to play, he could have just asked.
00:18:38I don't want to, I don't want to play.
00:18:40What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:44You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:49I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:56Uncuff me.
00:18:56I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:10Give me the key.
00:19:19What the?
00:19:20You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:23Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:26Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:32Rule number one.
00:19:33There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:39You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:42So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:46you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:48I can take care of myself.
00:19:50Rule number two.
00:19:52No talking back.
00:19:53I am the last guy.
00:19:56You want to piss off?
00:20:03Rule number three.
00:20:06Don't start any games.
00:20:09You're not ready to play.
00:20:11Rule number three.
00:20:11Rule number three.
00:20:15Rule number three.
00:20:23So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:31Oh, my plans are none of your concern.
00:20:34Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:39we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:42You can have your privacy.
00:20:45Until sunset.
00:20:47What does that mean?
00:20:48You have curfew.
00:20:53Ah!
00:20:57How's my daughter?
00:21:16Um, hot.
00:21:19What was that?
00:21:20Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:24That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:26Is she back from class?
00:21:28She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:31Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:33She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36You're my best friend.
00:21:37You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:39You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:48You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:48You better have a good excuse.
00:21:56What is she doing?
00:21:57Come with me any fuel.
00:21:58You better have to try it.
00:22:05Come with my head.
00:22:05Come with me!
00:22:09My head!
00:22:10you're a fucking strip club harper your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:29and you're at a goddamn strip
00:22:40oh excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find a room
00:22:51somewhere else i'm looking for harper reeves it says her location is here so step aside before i
00:22:58make you nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking
00:23:04for hey wait wait wait wait he looks so sexy keep going harper
00:23:17you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here i tried to stop him
00:23:30hey no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:23:37it's for a class project give him this camera back you prick class my ass is that what you
00:23:43told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight up not until i pummel this creep
00:23:48then the camera's next hey wait wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars you should
00:23:53have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn that is enough
00:23:57these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy wait till the whole class sees this no
00:24:18one's going to see these deleting them what that is art give him this camera back or i swear to god
00:24:25i'll go out there and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:28see how much my dad likes that
00:24:32your choice
00:24:37camera is
00:24:42no no no no no no no no no no no no you asshole if you ever ask harper to do something like this
00:24:50again i will jam that camera so far down your throat you'll be shitting out polaroids
00:24:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:04I'm leaving.
00:25:06Now.
00:25:13So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:18I did it for your own good.
00:25:20You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:23You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:28You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:31Like a piece of meat.
00:25:33My classmate?
00:25:35It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:42Jealous?
00:25:47You're cute, Harper.
00:25:49I'll give you that.
00:25:50And those things you do.
00:25:53They're cute, too.
00:25:55You know what's not cute?
00:25:58Me jealous.
00:26:00Now, you were right.
00:26:01I'm in some shady business.
00:26:02And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:05But you better not test me.
00:26:08Or I'll break you.
00:26:11In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:14Well, guess what?
00:26:19You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:24Just admit that you want me.
00:26:27What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:36There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:40Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:42You know what, Chris?
00:26:43You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:45Fine.
00:26:45But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:49Let's see if Dad keeps you around then.
00:26:52So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:57No.
00:26:59Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:01Oh, my God.
00:27:02Maria, no.
00:27:03Ew.
00:27:05That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:07He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:10And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:13I don't know.
00:27:14But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:18Um, wait.
00:27:20You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:25Think about it.
00:27:25We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:31The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:33So, that's step one.
00:27:35Hmm.
00:27:36You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:39He was jealous, Harv's.
00:27:41Yeah, right.
00:27:42Jealous of me?
00:27:42I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:45He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:50Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:52Jealous over you.
00:27:54It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:58So, all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:02Until he snaps.
00:28:04And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:07And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:13Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:17Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:20Because I get what I want.
00:28:22Mm-hmm.
00:28:22Sexy outfit, check.
00:28:35Popcorn, check.
00:28:37A notebook.
00:28:38The only movie that can make a guy cry, check.
00:28:41What do you want?
00:28:54You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:56Um, popcorn?
00:28:58Harper, you idiot.
00:29:00Seduce him.
00:29:01I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:07But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:11Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:14I have a day, but that's not important.
00:29:16Your pulse is racing.
00:29:18What's going on?
00:29:20Oh.
00:29:20Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:23Uh, no, I just, I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie, but it's not.
00:29:43Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:50Oh, what about your date?
00:30:02Jake.
00:30:03Please, Jake.
00:30:05Jake, Jake, don't come on.
00:30:13How are you not crying?
00:30:14This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:17Because it's not real.
00:30:19This is ridiculous.
00:30:21No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:26It's true love.
00:30:28There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:31Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:34Or.
00:30:36Maybe.
00:30:39You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:43And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:45What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:59What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:01No, come on.
00:31:05Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:06Shh.
00:31:12Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:14I'm not a toy.
00:31:15I'll ruin her.
00:31:16Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:19As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:22It's not a lie.
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:30And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:33You can't handle me.
00:31:35Try me.
00:31:36I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:43I don't kiss.
00:31:44And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:48Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:50No.
00:31:51I don't think you are.
00:31:56What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:58I don't know what you are.
00:32:00And you can go into her as well as I never loved you.
00:32:06You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:29Not be seduced by him.
00:32:32I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:36I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:40You're late, big daddy.
00:32:43But you sound pissed.
00:32:45So I'll wait.
00:32:48You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:50Not tonight.
00:32:52Busy.
00:32:53Busy?
00:32:55Never for me, you're not.
00:32:58Where the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:01Are you with another woman?
00:33:03Woman?
00:33:04No.
00:33:04Not a woman.
00:33:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:20Not this guy.
00:33:22Lose my number.
00:33:23Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:37Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:37She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:53She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:57Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:12Stay.
00:34:17Damn it, Harper.
00:34:18Don't flake.
00:34:19Damn it, Harper.
00:34:20You let.
00:34:20Don't foul.
00:34:33See you, 일�of.
00:34:34I'm telling you when you're home.
00:34:36He's out.
00:34:36vorher and after this guy is killed.
00:34:37Warm-wolf.
00:34:38Never.
00:34:39But when you're on to feel, he's fickle the day.
00:34:40The murder was already killed.
00:34:41And I'm back there.
00:34:42I didn't even rush.
00:34:43I'm back there.
00:34:44And I'm being behaved.
00:34:44Don't trying to screw me or names.
00:34:45Don't you?
00:34:46Do you either?
00:34:46Well then, Rose simply kill me,
00:34:47you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside my pants
00:35:06oh my god did we have sex
00:35:08oh my god did we have sex
00:35:11i slept with my dad's best friend his business partner i'm a dead girl walking
00:35:16no but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me
00:35:22so so we didn't no because you're still alive trust me you can't handle a night with me angel
00:35:34one night with me is when you wouldn't survive you don't know that
00:35:39let's just say you're lucky you're not my time oh yeah explain that
00:35:46that's morning wood sweetheart don't get your hopes up
00:35:51we're not on a nickname basis you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:35:58is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:36:03is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:36:09what's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were
00:36:18i am gonna go for a cock a walk
00:36:20i'm gonna go for a walk
00:36:23with my friend
00:36:25thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:36:29this will do
00:36:50so my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex but
00:37:04not how to do laundry
00:37:06struggling much
00:37:17i feel dirtiest
00:37:26i swear i've done my best
00:37:30i don't know what your game is but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is
00:37:44pretty obvious kid
00:37:46i had no other choice
00:37:49i ran out of clothes and
00:37:51you don't know how to do laundry
00:37:53sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt
00:37:56you just can't get away from it can you
00:37:59that's not
00:38:00no wonder what
00:38:07that's bad manners angel
00:38:15what are you gonna do
00:38:19punish
00:38:22i'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back
00:38:45would you complain about that princess
00:38:48and say do your worst
00:38:52and say do your worst
00:38:54i'm sorry
00:39:09i can't let this happen
00:39:12what the heck why are you stopping
00:39:13you deserve someone better
00:39:18that's not just going to tie you up
00:39:20harper
00:39:20but
00:39:23but what about
00:39:24there's no buts
00:39:25can't let this happen again
00:39:29hot block
00:39:40you actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend
00:39:48you actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend
00:39:55that was part of the plan
00:39:57i can't even go back to my own place now
00:39:59i'm so embarrassed
00:40:00was it
00:40:01big
00:40:02so big
00:40:04look i don't want to talk about chris collins dick
00:40:09for a second longer
00:40:10it's bad enough that i basically fondled him like i'm the sex freak
00:40:14wait what do you mean he's a sex freak
00:40:16like bds i'm the whole nine yards
00:40:19whips chains handcuffs
00:40:23my dad has the worst taste in friends i swear
00:40:25why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me
00:40:28wait
00:40:30do you think he's gonna show up to the alumni gala tonight
00:40:32oh i've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy
00:40:35crap what if he is coming
00:40:37well then you're gonna have to show up smoking hot
00:40:40if you want operation seduction to work
00:40:42stop messing with that
00:40:58you're gonna flash a 90 year old alumni and give him a heart attack
00:41:01you don't think it's too much maria
00:41:04how else you're gonna woo your man
00:41:07he's not my man
00:41:12i hope you're not talking about me
00:41:14ew leave brian she doesn't want to speak to you
00:41:18you still letting this loser make your decisions for you harps
00:41:23huh
00:41:27what do you want brian
00:41:31just five minutes
00:41:35fine
00:41:36harper are you sure it's okay maybe if i talk to him he'll finally leave me alone
00:41:57where the do you think you're taken
00:42:01i want to get back together
00:42:09you cheated on me
00:42:11i deserve better brian and it's not going to be from you
00:42:14but that was months ago huh
00:42:17haven't you already got your payback yet
00:42:19this isn't about payback
00:42:20i've moved on and you should too
00:42:27what do you mean moved on
00:42:28hmm are you are you fucking other guys you slut
00:42:32no no no no no no no no no no let me see them let me see how you're fucking other guys show me show me show me let go of me
00:42:42there's the most handsome man at the gala
00:42:45i was hoping i'd run into you
00:42:49a drink
00:42:50i don't have time for this
00:42:51you still owe me for our cancelled plans you know
00:42:54that's not happening
00:42:56ever
00:42:56are you fucking breaking up with me me we were never a thing to begin with babe
00:43:05get the fuck out of my way before i ruin you it's not a threat it's a fact
00:43:15you'll regret this christopher but i'm not going to come after you
00:43:19i'm going to come after your
00:43:21bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine
00:43:23help me help why are you playing so hard again now slut
00:43:33stop it that's enough
00:43:35good girl
00:43:38you are going to regret that you bitch
00:43:40i don't think she will actually
00:43:42that's for calling her a bitch
00:43:46and this next one is because this suit is a dior custom and you just made me rip you
00:43:49asshole
00:43:53you okay
00:43:56take her you psychopath she's used goods anyways
00:44:10stop it you're gonna kill him good he's not worth it let's go
00:44:15if you contact her if you go anywhere near her i'll finish the job
00:44:22i promise
00:44:24let's go
00:44:36look
00:44:46chris you almost killed him
00:44:50should we call 9-1-1
00:44:51seriously harper
00:44:54he tried to hurt you you still care about him
00:44:56i handled myself just fine and if i wasn't there to save your ass what would have happened
00:45:06you're taking self-defense classes with me
00:45:19so you're the little slut that chris wants to play with now
00:45:33let's see who you are
00:45:35do we have to do this what does swimming have to do with self-defense
00:45:53doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim
00:45:55your dad wants me to keep you safe so yes
00:46:00we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you
00:46:11i'm gonna throw up
00:46:20breathe
00:46:22you can do this
00:46:41i'm right here don't focus on the water just look at me
00:47:01it's not hard to do
00:47:11it's okay it's okay it's okay
00:47:17i got you it's okay
00:47:26you're fine you're fine harper
00:47:35just breathe just keep breathing
00:47:37how are you feeling
00:47:48fine just insanely distracted
00:47:53ready for the next step
00:48:00i don't know if i'm ready
00:48:02i'll hold your hand the whole time
00:48:07i thought you didn't make this
00:48:11what
00:48:14oh my god oh my god you're talking about swimming
00:48:20you're talking about swimming
00:48:24what goes on in that head of yours
00:48:26i want you to get used to being under water
00:48:41me
00:49:03what happened what happened
00:49:04You blacked out.
00:49:06You're okay.
00:49:07You're okay.
00:49:09I'm sorry.
00:49:09I'm sorry.
00:49:11For what?
00:49:14You did amazing.
00:49:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:19I can't do this.
00:49:21Hey.
00:49:23It's okay.
00:49:25We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:27Just kiss me.
00:49:30Your dad won't like this.
00:49:32Don't think about him.
00:49:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:46Just say you don't want me.
00:49:58Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:02I want you.
00:50:04And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:06You're going to get hurt.
00:50:12You're going to like me.
00:50:23What the hell?
00:50:24What are you doing?
00:50:25We need to talk about this first, inside, with our minds, not our crosses.
00:50:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:31I'm not a tease.
00:50:32I just care about you.
00:50:34So you are a grandpa?
00:50:36Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:41Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:44No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:47I'm going to shower.
00:51:00Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:03So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:15Running a daycare.
00:51:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:25I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:54You've been tracking him?
00:51:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:59The same kind he is.
00:52:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:15I'm surprised.
00:52:18Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:20I'm just all around not intense enough for him.
00:52:27Not intense enough?
00:52:30Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:34Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:39I mean, look at you.
00:52:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess pepper.
00:52:43You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:47Don't call me that.
00:52:51You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:59Choke you out.
00:53:00None of that.
00:53:02Kissing.
00:53:03Pillow talk.
00:53:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:12He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:15He actually lives here with me.
00:53:17He'll be scared.
00:53:18You're going to scare me.
00:53:20Ah!
00:53:28Help!
00:53:29Help me!
00:53:30I can't swim!
00:53:33Help me!
00:53:34No!
00:53:35Help!
00:53:35I can't swim!
00:53:36No!
00:53:37I can't swim!
00:53:38No!
00:53:39No!
00:53:39No!
00:53:40No!
00:53:40No!
00:53:41No!
00:53:41No!
00:53:41No!
00:53:41No!
00:53:42No!
00:53:42No!
00:53:43No!
00:53:43No!
00:53:44No!
00:53:45No!
00:53:45No!
00:53:45No!
00:53:46No!
00:53:46No!
00:53:47No!
00:53:47No!
00:53:48No!
00:53:48No!
00:53:49Harper!
00:53:49Harper!
00:53:50Harper!
00:53:50Harper!
00:53:51Help!
00:53:51Help!
00:53:52Help!
00:53:52Smile for Tiamese, you're a loser.
00:53:53Smile for Tiamese, you're a loser.
00:53:54Help, Leather!
00:53:55Please don't!
00:53:56Please don't!
00:53:57Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:59That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:01Harper!
00:54:02Harper!
00:54:03No!
00:54:04No!
00:54:05No!
00:54:06No!
00:54:07No!
00:54:08I'm not!
00:54:09No!
00:54:10No!
00:54:11No!
00:54:12No!
00:54:13No!
00:54:14No!
00:54:15No!
00:54:16No!
00:54:33No!
00:54:34Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:55Harper! Harper!
00:54:59Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:55:00It's okay, I got you. You're sick.
00:55:02You're sick.
00:55:03I thought I was going to die.
00:55:05I thought I was going to die.
00:55:07You're okay. Just breathe.
00:55:08Just breathe.
00:55:10You're safe now.
00:55:11Just breathe.
00:55:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:18It's pathetic.
00:55:19Homewreck?
00:55:22Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:25She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:30I need to come back to me, baby.
00:55:33You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:37She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:44Joke me harder.
00:55:46I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:49I don't love you.
00:55:54And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:02She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:05What are you doing?
00:56:15Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:21and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:33Do you got that?
00:56:34Are you threatening me?
00:56:36No.
00:56:37I'm telling you.
00:56:38Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:44Get out of here.
00:56:45Wait.
00:56:46Please, don't.
00:56:48I'll do anything.
00:56:49Please.
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:56:50Please, don't.
00:57:03Chris, no!
00:57:05Wait!
00:57:06Wait!
00:57:06I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Margot.
00:57:30She will not bother you again.
00:57:33I swear.
00:57:35Don't worry about it.
00:57:36I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her.
00:57:48We weren't a thing.
00:57:51Not a brand of her.
00:57:57Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:01She said that...
00:58:08That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:15She said that...
00:58:19That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:28Satisfy you.
00:58:30In bed.
00:58:31That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:46Is that true?
00:58:46That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:58When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:11And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:18What did you regret?
00:59:20Not doing this sooner.
00:59:22See you next time.
00:59:24Good night.
00:59:26Hey here.
00:59:31Hi.
00:59:32Hi.
00:59:34You.
00:59:34I love you.
00:59:35I love you.
00:59:44Bye.
00:59:44Bye bye.
00:59:45Bye bye.
00:59:46I will be the next time.
00:59:47Bye bye.
00:59:48Bye bye.
00:59:48Bye bye bye.
00:59:49Bye bye.
00:59:49Bye bye.
00:59:50Bye bye.
00:59:51Bye bye.
00:59:51What the hell am I doing?
00:59:55Why don't you stop again?
00:59:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:02I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:07This isn't about Mark.
01:00:08It's about you and me.
01:00:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:16I'm too dangerous.
01:00:17So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:27It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:32Yeah.
01:00:34It's because you're a coward.
01:00:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:38Just admit it.
01:00:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:41Just be a man and own it.
01:00:43It's not true.
01:00:44Don't!
01:00:45You're a psycho.
01:00:47I'm just trying to protect you.
01:01:04Morning.
01:01:06Bagel?
01:01:07I'm not hungry.
01:01:12You need to eat.
01:01:13You need to eat.
01:01:17No.
01:01:22What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:32Are we even now?
01:01:35You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:39What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:41I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:42Well, you should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:58Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:02:01Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:05I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:11Promise.
01:02:20Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:22Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:26Nope.
01:02:28And he's never going to.
01:02:30Huh?
01:02:30I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:34Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:37Oh, hey.
01:02:39Hey.
01:02:40Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:42Okay?
01:02:42You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:46And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:48Stop moping.
01:02:50Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:52Okay?
01:02:55Okay.
01:02:55Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:58Hey.
01:02:58Hey.
01:03:00Hey.
01:03:08Hey.
01:03:09Hey.
01:03:09Hey.
01:03:10How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:11Like a million hours?
01:03:13Who the fuck cares?
01:03:15We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:21Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:22I think I hear them coming let's go one last touch
01:03:52good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:04:01tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:07no no no no my final project how am I gonna graduate
01:04:17why would someone do this to me
01:04:19Harper Harper I'm kind of confused is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:32is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:37don't say that it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:43did you do this Christina if I don't sell my work tonight I'm gonna fail the class
01:04:57we're gonna report you to the Dean Christina you're not gonna get away with
01:05:00this guess what you have no proof good luck with that losers that's what you get for
01:05:09fucking with me Harper Harper there's the student I've been looking for I can
01:05:16explain
01:05:18Harper
01:05:21is this your work it's so ugly isn't it professor we have to fail Harper it
01:05:29looks like a complete choke ladies I assure you Harper knew what she was doing in
01:05:36fact I guess just bought this piece wait what who would buy this crap I will
01:05:45it's you you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party Christina don't be rude don't you know who this is Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector there's no
01:05:50way that's okay professor not everyone has taste
01:05:55who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:57who would buy this piece of crap I will
01:06:01it's you you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party Christina don't be rude don't you know who this is Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:13there's no way that's okay professor not everyone has taste
01:06:18how much for this painting oh no you are starting prices 18
01:06:25done
01:06:31wait eighteen hundred dollars
01:06:35you can study at this school or not we haven't sold one single painting for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:41you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging whack-ass grandpa just have eighteen
01:06:47thousand dollars sitting in his bank account
01:06:52here's two mil
01:06:54take the rest and buy art supplies whatever it is you need to get for Harper's sake
01:06:59sir
01:07:00mr. Collins this is too much
01:07:02oh my god oh my god
01:07:04are you fucking kidding me
01:07:08are you fucking kidding me language Miss Hawks don't tell me what to do old lady who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars my father still runs this university money runs this university and I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action
01:07:33you're going to get us expelled professor you can't
01:07:38please
01:07:39getting expelled sounds just about right to me
01:07:42no wait professor
01:07:43not so fast
01:07:44what the fuck else do you want from me
01:07:48I can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:08:01good luck proving it was us
01:08:03knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves everyday is satisfying enough for me
01:08:09I don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:11those dresses though
01:08:13why
01:08:15why
01:08:21ahhh
01:08:23ahhh
01:08:24ahhh
01:08:25ahhhh
01:08:26ahhhh
01:08:28ahhhh
01:08:29ahhhh
01:08:30ahhhh
01:08:31ahhhh
01:08:32ahhhh
01:08:33ahhhh
01:08:34ahhhh
01:08:35ahhhh
01:08:36ahhhh
01:08:37ahhhh
01:08:38Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:43The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:46You're being suspended.
01:08:48Let's go.
01:08:49Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:50They're the ones who did this, so arrest them.
01:08:52Let's go.
01:08:54Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:56I'll see you later.
01:09:02Congratulations on the sell, Miss Reeves.
01:09:04Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:06That's $18,000.
01:09:08Seriously?
01:09:11I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:17What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:23He, um...
01:09:24I mean, I...
01:09:27I was an idiot.
01:09:31And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:09:35show you how much I want you.
01:09:36A blindfold?
01:09:53I want you, Harper.
01:09:54I want to do things to you.
01:09:55Bad things.
01:10:03But only if you want me to.
01:10:07I do.
01:10:07Why'd we stop?
01:10:22We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:24We're just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:27Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:29And I'll wait for you.
01:10:37Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:45Harper!
01:10:46Harper!
01:10:47Harper!
01:10:48Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:10:50You need to look at this!
01:10:51Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:52I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:58No!
01:10:58No!
01:10:59That's what I need to tell you about!
01:11:01Harper, look!
01:11:03You've got the phone!
01:11:04Wait, so you mean the guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:08Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:10You need to move out now!
01:11:11You can't keep living with him!
01:11:13I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:24Taxi?
01:11:25For Harper?
01:11:29Lori!
01:11:30Hey, let go of me!
01:11:32Stop it!
01:11:33Please!
01:11:42Please, please let me go.
01:11:44If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:50Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:53Harper.
01:11:55Ryan, why are you doing this?
01:11:57We broke up.
01:11:59We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:02You psycho!
01:12:03He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:07He humiliated me.
01:12:09But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:13He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:15Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:19Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:24Well, we don't need to get into the boring details, do we?
01:12:27No.
01:12:28No.
01:12:28You can just watch.
01:12:31No.
01:12:32No, no, no.
01:12:33No, no!
01:12:43A trap?
01:12:54What the hell?
01:12:55Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:13I hope you don't mind.
01:13:18I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:21Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:30Hey, crap.
01:13:31I can explain.
01:13:32You're gonna explain.
01:13:33But first, you know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:40Is that text a prank?
01:13:43Harper's in trouble.
01:13:44We need to go.
01:13:45Okay.
01:13:48Should we have some fun with you after we kill other Gramps?
01:13:53Hmm?
01:13:53Should we make him watch?
01:13:55Looks like he's here.
01:14:03Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:08Huh?
01:14:09Get ready, boys.
01:14:11I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:32That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:41What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:54What?
01:14:55You can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:15:03Let me go!
01:15:04I-I-I'll leave all the-
01:15:05I already told you once.
01:15:07You should have listened to me dead.
01:15:11I'm going to kill you, you goddamn dick.
01:15:14Ah!
01:15:21Call in all minutes, 8-2-11-6-7-5-9.
01:15:24Are you okay?
01:15:34Did he hurt you?
01:15:36Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:39You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:42When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:51Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:00Oh my god, Dad, what the hell?
01:16:02It's okay.
01:16:03I'll handle it.
01:16:04I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:06Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:08I want an answer now before I-before I kill him!
01:16:11No, Dad!
01:16:12Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:17But?
01:16:17Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:28Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:30Please don't be mad.
01:16:31You're wrong about that.
01:16:36It's not deep down.
01:16:38It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:44If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:49Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:52I believe you.
01:16:55You keep her safe.
01:17:00With my goddamn life.
01:17:01You remember my instructions?
01:17:20Yes.
01:17:24You know what I came here for.
01:17:28Throw that jacket on the floor.
01:17:30Kissing me goodnight, it's just one more life.
01:17:33Yes, Daddy.
01:17:36Say it.
01:17:39Yes, Daddy.
01:17:44I want you to beg for it.
01:17:50I want you to fuck me, honey.
01:18:00Stop teasing.
01:18:05I want you to know.
01:18:13Daddy, say it.
01:18:16Or I'll punish you.
01:18:17Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:31Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:31Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:49Are you sure about that?
01:18:51You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:09You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:21You know I'm dangerous, or it's your mind.
01:19:37Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:51I'm just a dream, and I'm not a heart attack, oh my shame.
01:20:00Once I started, let's stop it.
01:20:05I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:13You're different.
01:20:21Ready for round five?
01:20:32Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:34Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:38What if I don't?
01:20:42What was that?
01:20:43Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:45Honey, you home?
01:20:46Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:48Stop it, I'm just going to come in for a long time.
01:20:51I told you I was busy.
01:20:55This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:59If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:01Okay, I will.
01:21:03Can you get out?
01:21:17I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:20Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:22No, please keep them covered.
01:21:25I want to give a speech.
01:21:27And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:29I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:32You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:36Just get on with it.
01:21:37What I do for a living.
01:21:41The not-so-legal part.
01:21:44It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:50And for me to be...
01:21:52Vulnerable?
01:21:53Yeah, but I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:01You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:03And I want to be around you.
01:22:06Forever.
01:22:06So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:22I'm moving you in there.
01:22:25As a graduation present.
01:22:26And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:36Only if you want to.
01:22:38Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:42Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong?
01:22:46It's a tacky?
01:22:48I liked it.
01:22:49I thought...
01:22:49Deal!
01:22:50But I'm one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:58Which is?
01:22:59You have to move in there with me.
01:23:02Deal.
01:23:20Deal.
01:23:20Deal.
01:23:21Deal.