- 6/12/2025
How To Tame A Silver Fox Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh-ho! Looking good, girl.
00:00:18Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:24Please pick up.
00:00:27Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:35Sure thing, hon.
00:00:37Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:43Who?
00:00:47Drugging girls? My club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:51You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:01Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:21What are you doing?
00:01:22What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:35Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:40Stop!
00:01:41Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:46What the hell?
00:01:53Mr. Collins?
00:01:55Bedsen is...
00:01:57best friend?
00:01:58You're shivering.
00:02:16Come on, kiddo.
00:02:18Kiddo?
00:02:19Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:20I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:24Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:26Let's go!
00:02:35I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:38five Christmases?
00:02:42He's tougher than I would.
00:02:46Something wrong?
00:02:49Um...
00:02:51Your arm is...
00:02:53Wet.
00:02:57From the rain.
00:03:00Wipe it then.
00:03:01There's no rain up there.
00:03:10Rain, sorry.
00:03:11Rain, sorry.
00:03:12So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:14Thought you'd be...
00:03:15busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:16eating up...
00:03:17sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:19I was a kid.
00:03:20I was a kid.
00:03:21I was a kid.
00:03:22I was a kid.
00:03:23I was a kid.
00:03:25I was a kid.
00:03:26I was a kid.
00:03:27I was a kid.
00:03:28I was a kid.
00:03:29I was a kid.
00:03:30I was a kid.
00:03:31I was a kid.
00:03:32I was a kid.
00:03:33Thought you'd be...
00:03:34busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:37eating up...
00:03:38sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:46Come to think of it...
00:03:48I actually...
00:03:49don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:51I don't do small talk.
00:03:56Okay, then.
00:04:01Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:02I need to pick something.
00:04:03No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:07Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:08Shut up!
00:04:09You're not that much older than me.
00:04:12Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:14and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise
00:04:16nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:17and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:19and nobody...
00:04:22If I take you,
00:04:24will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:34I'll be good.
00:04:46You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:50It's not safe.
00:04:52Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:54Yeah.
00:04:56Why didn't you say something?
00:04:57I just did.
00:04:59You freaking creep!
00:05:01Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:19When you're done checking me out,
00:05:33I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:35I was not checking you out.
00:05:37That was a yawn.
00:05:38Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:40It's past your bedtime.
00:05:41Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44Stop calling me kid.
00:06:00You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:02No.
00:06:03No.
00:06:08This is a small kickback.
00:06:11Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:14Does your dad know about that?
00:06:16Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:23And neither do you.
00:06:24Yeah, about that.
00:06:26I live here now.
00:06:27He put me in charge.
00:06:29And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:30Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:34This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:45You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:51I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:53and this is my last year of college,
00:06:55and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:58Fine.
00:07:01Have your kickback.
00:07:03Or not.
00:07:05Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:09I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:15Who is that?
00:07:18No.
00:07:23I'm going to kill you?
00:07:24Count your days, slut?
00:07:26It's not a big deal. I can explain.
00:07:29This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:30Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:33You guys were spying on me?
00:07:35Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:38That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:40It's either me living here, or three bodyguards.
00:07:43Your choice.
00:07:44You are not living here.
00:07:45I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:46I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:47Then stop acting like a baby.
00:07:48You better not show your face in there.
00:07:49I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:07:50God damn it.
00:07:51I promised Mark.
00:07:52I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:07:55God damn it.
00:07:56I promised Mark.
00:07:57I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:07:58God damn it.
00:07:59I promised Mark.
00:08:00No!
00:08:01I'm here!
00:08:02I don't need you acting like an asshole.
00:08:03I said I'm here, I didn't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends and I'm here,
00:08:04I'm here too.
00:08:05You better not show your face in there.
00:08:06I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:20I promised Mark.
00:08:21Whoa! Who's this above Grandpa?
00:08:31Grandpa? He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:35Huh?
00:08:41Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:46Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently, this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:09:00Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:07Duh. I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Oh, well, um, please feel free to, uh, help yourselves.
00:09:20Thanks, Heather.
00:09:21Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:24Enjoy the party!
00:09:25I guess this bottle of McCallum makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:35Where's Harper?
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:40Forget Harper.
00:09:42Hang out with me.
00:09:44I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:46I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:52I don't like talking.
00:09:54Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:56Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:59Talk or no talk?
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:05For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:09I don't like my women.
00:10:11Desperate.
00:10:15Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:19Huh?
00:10:21He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:24I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:29Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:41Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:45Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:49Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:51You're, you're like...
00:10:52your school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks!
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're, we're friends?
00:11:02Of course!
00:11:05I have to pee.
00:11:07Wait for me?
00:11:08Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:09I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:20What dirt can I find?
00:11:25Oh, this is gold.
00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:42Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:45I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:02What the hell?
00:12:22Attention, everybody!
00:12:24Hello!
00:12:25You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:12:39Let's see.
00:12:41Dear diary,
00:12:43Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:46Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:50Aw, Harper.
00:12:52Daddy issues much?
00:12:54No!
00:12:59I just need to give it back!
00:13:03Dad's friend Chris
00:13:05is like
00:13:06a dilf.
00:13:08That stands for
00:13:09a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:13:11And honestly,
00:13:14if he weren't my dad's best friend,
00:13:16you fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:23Kerper, that is so nasty!
00:13:25No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:27Christina,
00:13:28I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:30Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:33Let's fuck it down.
00:13:46Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:53Fuck this.
00:14:00Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:13Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:32You are supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:34Come to her party, take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:44It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:46The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:51Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:55First, that's enough.
00:14:57Let her go.
00:15:01One last...
00:15:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:08You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:10You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:12Let's get one thing straight there.
00:15:14Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:17If you mess with her again...
00:15:19Fuck you up.
00:15:24But we're literally just girls.
00:15:25I don't give a fuck.
00:15:27Everyone out!
00:15:28The fuck out!
00:15:33What the hell was that?
00:15:40What the hell was that?
00:15:41She hurt you.
00:15:59Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:08You're crying.
00:16:11Why are you crying?
00:16:12I won't understand.
00:16:14Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:16They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:22I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:25You just embarrassed me in front of me.
00:16:26I'm gonna stop you right there.
00:16:27And she's the queen of our...
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:32I said stop!
00:16:33I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:37We'll find you another school.
00:16:39I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:40Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:44Just because you run some sort of shady business, does it?
00:16:46I choose my next words very carefully, dear.
00:16:51I told you...
00:16:52to stop calling me that.
00:16:57And I told you to stop acting like Laura.
00:17:00Oh, yeah?
00:17:04If I'm such a kid...
00:17:07What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:14Sorry, kid.
00:17:15That's my gun.
00:17:17You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:21You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:30You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:48I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:55Oh!
00:17:57God.
00:18:00What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:17No.
00:18:21No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:22It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:23He's gonna be back in any second.
00:18:24God.
00:18:24God.
00:18:30You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:39I don't want to...
00:18:40I don't want to play.
00:18:41What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:45You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:50I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:56Uncuff me.
00:18:57What are your manners?
00:19:04Say please.
00:19:09I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:13Give me the key.
00:19:20What the...
00:19:21You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:24Are you ready to listen?
00:19:25Like a good little girl?
00:19:27Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:33Rule number one.
00:19:36There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:40You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:43So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:49I can take care of my...
00:19:50Rule number two.
00:19:53No talking back.
00:19:54I am the last guy.
00:19:57You want to piss off?
00:20:04Rule number three.
00:20:05Don't start any games.
00:20:10You're not ready to play.
00:20:27So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:28My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:35Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:43You can have your privacy.
00:20:46Until sunset.
00:20:48What does that mean?
00:20:53You have curfew.
00:20:55Ah!
00:20:58How's my daughter?
00:21:18Um, hot.
00:21:20What was that?
00:21:21Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:25That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:27Is she back from class?
00:21:29She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:32Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:34She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36You're my best friend.
00:21:38You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:47You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:49You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:50You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:51You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:52You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:53You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:54You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:55You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:56You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:57You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:58You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:59You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:00You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:01You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:02You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:03You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:04You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:05You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:06You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:28Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:36Oh, excuse me. We're filming.
00:22:46Filming? Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff. Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:53I'm looking for Harper Reeves. It says her location's here. So step aside before I make you.
00:23:00Nope. Harper's my best friend. And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:05Hey, wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:23:14He looks so sexy. Keep going.
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:17You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27You shouldn't be here.
00:23:29I tried to stop him.
00:23:32Hey!
00:23:34No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place. What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:38It's for a class project. Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:42Class my ass. Is that what you want to do?
00:23:44You told her to get her here? I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:47Chris, stop!
00:23:48Not until I pummel this creep. Then the camera's next.
00:23:51Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera.
00:23:52That's a thousand dollars.
00:23:54You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:57That is enough!
00:23:58These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:15Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:17Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:18No one's going to see these.
00:24:20Deleting them.
00:24:21What?
00:24:21That is art.
00:24:24Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:31See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:37Your choice.
00:24:42And what is it?
00:24:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:47You asshole!
00:24:48If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:24:55You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:05We're leaving.
00:25:07Now.
00:25:07So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:18I did it for your own good.
00:25:21You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:24You need me around for your safety.
00:25:26Because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:29You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:32Like a piece of meat.
00:25:33My classmate?
00:25:36It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:41Jealous?
00:25:43Jealous?
00:25:48You're cute, Harper.
00:25:49I'll give you that.
00:25:51And those...
00:25:52things you do?
00:25:54They're cute, too.
00:25:55You know what's not cute?
00:25:59Me jealous.
00:26:01Now, you were right.
00:26:02I'm in some shady business.
00:26:03And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:06But you better not test me.
00:26:08Or I'll break you.
00:26:12In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:14Well, guess what?
00:26:20You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:25Just admit...
00:26:27that you want me.
00:26:33What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:37There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:41Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:42You know what, Chris?
00:26:44You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:46Fine.
00:26:46But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:49Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:53So...
00:26:53Are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:58No.
00:27:00Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:02Oh, my God.
00:27:03Maria, no.
00:27:04Ew.
00:27:06That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:08He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:10Hmm.
00:27:11And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:14I don't know.
00:27:15But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:19Um, wait.
00:27:20You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:25Think about it.
00:27:27What?
00:27:29We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:32The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:34So that's step one.
00:27:35Hmm.
00:27:36You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:40He was jealous, Harv's.
00:27:41Yeah, right.
00:27:43Jealous of me?
00:27:43I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:46He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:51Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:53Jealous over you.
00:27:55It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:58So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:03Until he snaps.
00:28:04And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:08And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:15Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:17Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:20Because I get what I want.
00:28:22Mm-hmm.
00:28:23Sexy outfit, check.
00:28:36Popcorn, check.
00:28:38A notebook.
00:28:39The only movie that can make a guy cry, check.
00:28:42What do you want?
00:28:54You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:57Um, popcorn?
00:28:58Harper, you idiot.
00:29:01Seduce him.
00:29:02I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:08But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:12Come on, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:14I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:16Your pulse is racing.
00:29:19What's going on?
00:29:22Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:26No, I just...
00:29:28I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:31But it's...
00:29:32Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:52But what about your date?
00:29:53Jane, please, Jane.
00:30:05Jane, Jane, that's all gone.
00:30:14How are you not crying?
00:30:15This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:17Because it's not real.
00:30:18This is ridiculous.
00:30:22No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:26It's true love.
00:30:29There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:31Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:33Or maybe you're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:44And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:53What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:56What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:04No, come on.
00:31:05Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:07Shh.
00:31:13Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:14I'm not a toy.
00:31:15I'll ruin you.
00:31:16Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:20As hard as you try to convince yourself,
00:31:21I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:23It's not a lie.
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:31And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:33You can't handle me.
00:31:36Try me.
00:31:41I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:44I don't kiss.
00:31:45And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:49Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:51No.
00:31:51I don't think you are.
00:31:56What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:59I don't know anymore.
00:32:01And you can go into work as well.
00:32:02I never loved you.
00:32:09Just...
00:32:11Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:14I'm sorry.
00:32:15I love you.
00:32:16This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:32:19You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:30Not be seduced by him.
00:32:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:40You're late, big daddy.
00:32:43But you sound pissed.
00:32:46So I'll wait.
00:32:48You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:51Not tonight.
00:32:53Busy.
00:32:54Busy?
00:32:56Never for me, you're not.
00:32:57When the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:02Are you with another woman?
00:33:04Woman?
00:33:05No.
00:33:08Not a woman.
00:33:11Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:14Not this guy.
00:33:23Who's my number?
00:33:32Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:37She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:58Kid.
00:33:59Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:04Stay.
00:34:18Damn it, Harper.
00:34:34You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:35:03you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:07Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:10Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:12I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:14His business partner.
00:35:16I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well
00:35:20if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:28No.
00:35:31Because you're still alive.
00:35:33Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:36One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:39You don't know that.
00:35:42Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:45Oh yeah?
00:35:46Explain that.
00:35:46That's Mourningwood, sweetheart.
00:35:51Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:55You're just some guy who works with my dad
00:35:57and can't take a hint.
00:36:01Is that what you tell all the guys
00:36:03to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:06Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:09What's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:19I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:28Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:29Bye.
00:36:29Bye.
00:36:29Bye.
00:36:39So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun
00:37:04and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:09Struggling much?
00:37:39I don't know what your game is,
00:37:41but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning
00:37:44is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:49I had no other choice.
00:37:51I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:57You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:38:00That's not...
00:38:01No underwear.
00:38:14That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:18What are you going to do?
00:38:22Punish.
00:38:23I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:46Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:49And say, do your worst.
00:38:53And say, do your worst.
00:39:09I'm sorry.
00:39:11I can't let this happen.
00:39:12What the heck?
00:39:13Wait, why are you stopping?
00:39:18You deserve someone better
00:39:19that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:23But...
00:39:23But what about...
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:28Can't let this happen again.
00:39:29Hot block.
00:39:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:56That was part of the plan!
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:40:00I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:01Was it...
00:40:02Big?
00:40:04So big.
00:40:07Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick
00:40:09for a second longer.
00:40:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him
00:40:13like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:15Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:16He's a sex freak?
00:40:17Like...
00:40:18BDSM?
00:40:19The whole nine yards.
00:40:20Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:25Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:29Wait.
00:40:30Do you think he's going to show up
00:40:31to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:36Crap.
00:40:37What if he is coming?
00:40:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:40:41if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:43Stop messing with that.
00:40:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni
00:41:01and give him a heart attack.
00:41:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:07He's not my man.
00:41:09I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:15Ew.
00:41:16Leave, Brian.
00:41:16She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:22Harps?
00:41:23Huh?
00:41:27What do you want, Brian?
00:41:31Just five minutes.
00:41:35Sorry.
00:41:36Harper, are you sure?
00:41:38It's okay.
00:41:39Maybe if I talk to him,
00:41:40they'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:57Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:59I want to get back together.
00:42:09You cheated on me.
00:42:12I deserve better, Brian,
00:42:13and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:15But that was months ago.
00:42:17Huh?
00:42:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:20This isn't about payback.
00:42:23I've moved on,
00:42:24and you should, too.
00:42:27What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:30Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:32You slut!
00:42:34Hmm?
00:42:34Get off of me!
00:42:35Hmm?
00:42:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:37Let me see them.
00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me.
00:42:41Show me!
00:42:42Let go of me!
00:42:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:50A drink?
00:42:50I don't have time for this.
00:42:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:55That's not happening.
00:42:57Ever.
00:42:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:01Me?
00:43:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:08It's not a threat.
00:43:09It's a fact.
00:43:10You'll regret this, Christopher, but I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:20I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:24Help me!
00:43:29Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:35Oh.
00:43:36Good girl.
00:43:38You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:43That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:44And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:49You just made me rip, asshole.
00:43:53Are you okay?
00:43:57Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:58She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:00Stop it!
00:44:12You're going to kill him.
00:44:13Good.
00:44:13He's not worth it.
00:44:15Let's go.
00:44:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:22I promise.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:25Good luck.
00:44:47Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:50Should we call 911?
00:44:52Seriously, Harper?
00:44:53He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine.
00:44:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:23So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:34Let's see who you are.
00:45:36Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:46:04I'm going to throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:23You can do this.
00:46:24I'm right here.
00:46:52Don't focus on the water.
00:46:55Just look at me.
00:47:02It's not hard to do.
00:47:03It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:18I got you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:21It's okay.
00:47:21It's okay.
00:47:26You're fine.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:29Just breathe.
00:47:37Just keep breathing.
00:47:40How are you feeling?
00:47:48Fine.
00:47:50Just insanely distracted.
00:47:52Ready for the next step?
00:47:59I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:05I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:11What?
00:48:14Oh, my God.
00:48:16Oh, my God.
00:48:17You're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:25What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:27I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:54Harper!
00:48:56Harper!
00:48:56What happened?
00:49:04What happened?
00:49:05You blacked out.
00:49:06You're okay.
00:49:08You're okay.
00:49:09Sorry.
00:49:10Sorry.
00:49:12You're right.
00:49:15You did amazing.
00:49:18You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:19What you did is...
00:49:22It's okay.
00:49:24We'll try again no more.
00:49:28Just kiss me.
00:49:31Your dad won't like this.
00:49:34Don't think about him.
00:49:35If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:39If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:44I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:45Just say you don't want me.
00:49:48I don't want you.
00:49:58Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:02I want you.
00:50:03And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:06You're going to get hurt.
00:50:07You're like...
00:50:14What the hell?
00:50:25What are you doing?
00:50:26We need to talk about this first.
00:50:27Inside.
00:50:28With our minds, not our crawly.
00:50:29Ugh! Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:31I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:35So you are a grandpa?
00:50:37Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:42Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:44No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:50I'm gonna shower.
00:50:59Ruffer, what are you doing?
00:51:12So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:15Running a daycare.
00:51:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:26I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:31I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:38He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:48Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:56You've been tracking him?
00:51:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:59The same kind he is.
00:52:02Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:16I'm surprised.
00:52:19It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:21I'm just all around not intense enough for him.
00:52:27Not intense enough?
00:52:30Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:34Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:39I mean, look at you.
00:52:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:44You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:47Don't call me that.
00:52:52You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:52:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:58Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:53:00Choke you out.
00:53:02None of that.
00:53:03Kissing.
00:53:04Pillow talk.
00:53:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:13He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:16He actually lives here with me.
00:53:19Cute little skank.
00:53:20Ah!
00:53:29Help!
00:53:30Help me!
00:53:30I can't swim!
00:53:31Help!
00:53:35Help!
00:53:36Help!
00:53:36I can't swim!
00:53:49Harper!
00:53:50Harper!
00:53:51Harper!
00:53:52Help!
00:53:54Smile for Tim, Mr. Lester.
00:53:57Please help me!
00:53:58Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:10Harper!
00:54:11I can't believe it.
00:54:41Harper, no, come on.
00:54:56Harper, Harper.
00:54:59Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:55:01It's okay, I got you.
00:55:02You're sick.
00:55:03You're sick.
00:55:04I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:06I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:08You're okay, just breathe.
00:55:10Just breathe.
00:55:11You're safe now.
00:55:12Just breathe.
00:55:14Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:16I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:19It's pathetic.
00:55:20Homewreck?
00:55:23Harper could never homewreck us for a lot.
00:55:26She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:31I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:55:33We were just playing hard together, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:37She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:45Joke me.
00:55:46Harder.
00:55:48I miss how rough you get out of baby.
00:55:53I don't love you.
00:55:55And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:57How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:03She's fine.
00:56:04Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:06What are you doing?
00:56:07Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.
00:56:21And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:26You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:33You got that?
00:56:34Are you threatening me?
00:56:35No.
00:56:36I'm telling you.
00:56:37Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:40Get out of here.
00:56:41Wait.
00:56:42Please.
00:56:43Don't.
00:56:44I'll do anything.
00:56:45Please.
00:56:46What are you doing?
00:56:48No.
00:56:49But Chris, no!
00:56:50Wait.
00:56:51Wait.
00:56:52No.
00:56:53No.
00:56:54No.
00:56:55No.
00:56:56No.
00:56:57I'm going to get out of here.
00:56:58Wait.
00:56:59Please.
00:57:00Don't.
00:57:01I'll do anything.
00:57:02Please.
00:57:03What are you doing?
00:57:04No.
00:57:05Chris, no.
00:57:06Wait.
00:57:07Wait.
00:57:08No.
00:57:09No.
00:57:10No.
00:57:11No.
00:57:12No.
00:57:13No.
00:57:14I'm sorry for the situation
00:57:28I put you in, Margot
00:57:29She will not bother you again
00:57:33I swear
00:57:34Don't worry about it
00:57:37I guess we both
00:57:41Have histories of
00:57:43Dating crazies, huh?
00:57:47I never dated her
00:57:47We weren't a thing
00:57:50A lot of brain to her
00:57:53Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:07She said that
00:58:08That I would never be able to handle you
00:58:15She said that
00:58:19That I would never be able to handle you
00:58:26Satisfy you
00:58:30In bed
00:58:31That I was
00:58:37Too much of a kid
00:58:39And that
00:58:39You'd never be into me
00:58:42Is that true?
00:58:50That's not how I feel, Harper
00:58:52But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel
00:58:56I'm supposed to protect you
00:58:59When I was in that pool
00:59:06I
00:59:06I really thought I was gonna die
00:59:09And all I could think about
00:59:13Was all the things I regret never doing
00:59:16What did you regret?
00:59:21Not doing this sooner
00:59:22Oh
00:59:23Oh
00:59:23Oh
00:59:37Oh
00:59:38Oh
00:59:40Oh
00:59:45Oh
00:59:45what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is going
01:00:01to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get up to this isn't about
01:00:08mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours
01:00:14you need to kill it i'm too dangerous
01:00:18so you're saying the kiss was a mistake i should forget this never happened
01:00:26it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:00:33it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then
01:00:41you got cold feet just be a man and own it no don't you're a psycho
01:00:46just trying to protect you
01:00:56morning
01:01:05i'm not hungry
01:01:08you need to eat
01:01:13no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:27are we even now
01:01:34you bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:01:38what's wrong kiddo i hate seeing you like this
01:01:43you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:46columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students
01:02:04arper reeves
01:02:05i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:11promise
01:02:13has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:24nope
01:02:27and he's never going to
01:02:30huh
01:02:31i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:34why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:37oh hey
01:02:39hey
01:02:40let's forget about that douchebag
01:02:42okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class
01:02:46and i am not letting you fail
01:02:48stop moping
01:02:50let's go wine and dine some rich people
01:02:52okay
01:02:53okay
01:02:56wow
01:03:09how long do you think this took to paint christina
01:03:12like a million hours
01:03:13who the fuck cares
01:03:15we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:18make sure no one's coming
01:03:23whoops
01:03:38i think i hear them coming
01:03:46let's go
01:03:47one last touch
01:03:49good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:04:01heartburn
01:04:02heartburn
01:04:03tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:08huh
01:04:10what
01:04:11no no no no my
01:04:14my final project
01:04:16how am i gonna graduate
01:04:18why would someone do this to me
01:04:20harper
01:04:25harper
01:04:26i'm kind of confused
01:04:30is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:32is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:38don't say that
01:04:41it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:44did you do this
01:04:51christina
01:04:53if i don't
01:04:55sell my work tonight
01:04:57i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:58we're gonna report you to the dean christina
01:05:00you're not gonna get away with this
01:05:02guess what
01:05:02you have no proof
01:05:04good luck with that losers
01:05:07that's what you get for fucking with me
01:05:11harper
01:05:11harper
01:05:13there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:16professor i can explain
01:05:17harper
01:05:20is this your work
01:05:24it's so ugly
01:05:26isn't it professor
01:05:27we have to fail harper
01:05:29it looks like a complete choke
01:05:32ladies
01:05:33i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:05:36in fact
01:05:37i guess just bought this piece
01:05:40wait what
01:05:41who would buy this crap
01:05:43i will
01:05:44who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:59i will
01:06:00it's you
01:06:03you psycho grandpa
01:06:05attacked us
01:06:06at a party
01:06:07christina don't be rude
01:06:09don't you know who this is
01:06:11chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:14there's no way
01:06:16that's okay professor
01:06:17not everyone has taste
01:06:19how much for this painting
01:06:23oh no
01:06:24our starting price is 18
01:06:26done
01:06:31wait
01:06:34eighteen hundred dollars
01:06:35you can study at this school or not
01:06:38we haven't sold one single painting for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:42you're telling me this
01:06:43gun pulling
01:06:45whiskey chugging
01:06:46whack ass grandpa
01:06:47just has
01:06:48eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:50sitting in his
01:06:51bank account
01:06:52here's two mil
01:06:55take the rest and buy
01:06:57art supplies
01:06:58whatever it is you need to get
01:06:59for harper's sake
01:07:01sir
01:07:01mr collins
01:07:03this is too much
01:07:04oh my god
01:07:05oh my god
01:07:06are you fucking kidding me
01:07:09are you fucking kidding me
01:07:13language
01:07:14miss hawkes
01:07:15don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:17who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:22my father still runs this university
01:07:25money runs this university
01:07:27and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:32for disciplinary action
01:07:34you're going to get us expelled
01:07:37professor you can't
01:07:39please
01:07:40getting expelled sounds
01:07:42just about right to me
01:07:43no wait professor
01:07:44not so fast
01:07:46what the fuck else do you want from me
01:07:49i can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:08:02good luck proving it was us
01:08:04knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:08:10i don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:13no stresses though
01:08:15wait
01:08:16what
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01:09:02Congratulations on the sell miss Reeves. Chris that was 18 grand. That's $18,000.
01:09:09Seriously? I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:17What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:23He, um, I mean I was an idiot and I'm sorry but I think this might help show you how much
01:09:36I want you.
01:09:39A blindfold?
01:09:54I want you, Harper. I want to do things to you. Bad things. But only if you want me to.
01:10:07I do.
01:10:20Why'd we stop? We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:25We're just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer. Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:31And I'll wait for you.
01:10:38Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:42Harper! Harper!
01:10:49Hello, Earth to Harper! You need to look at this!
01:10:52Can it wait, Maria? I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:58No! No! That's what I need to tell you about! Harper, look!
01:11:03You got the front! I swear!
01:11:06The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:09Harper, he's dangerous. You need to move out now. You can't keep living with him.
01:11:14I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:17Taxi? For Harper?
01:11:30Who are you? Hey, let go of me! Stop it!
01:11:34Please. Please let me go. If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:51Harper, Harper, Harper. Harper.
01:11:55Ryan, why are you doing this? We broke up.
01:12:00We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:02You psycho! He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:08He humiliated me! But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:14He has some dangerous enemies. Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:17Once he arrives to save his little princess, well, we don't need to get into boring details, do we?
01:12:27No. No. You can just watch.
01:12:32No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
01:12:47You gotta talk.
01:12:52A trap? What the hell?
01:12:55Fall into my soul
01:13:04Ooh, if I'm this world that hurts me so
01:13:12Not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:14i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:13:21before you sleep with my daughter you should probably know where she is first
01:13:27hey crap i i can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:13:36you know my daughter better than i do is that text a prank
01:13:44harper's in trouble we need to go okay
01:13:46can we have some fun with you after we kill other grants
01:13:53should we make him watch
01:13:56oh looks like he's here are you ready to see your boyfriend die harper huh
01:14:09get ready boys
01:14:11i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:27that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:36what's the matter tough guy what can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:14:57let me go i i i already told you once you should have listened to me dead
01:15:09i'm gonna kill you god damn dick
01:15:14are you okay did he hurt you
01:15:35chris i put you in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:42when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:46would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:15:58oh my god dad what the hell
01:16:03it's okay
01:16:03oh ham i want to hear it from my daughter
01:16:06why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:16:09i want an answer now before i before i kill him
01:16:12no dad look
01:16:13i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:17what
01:16:18deep down i know that
01:16:21you just want me to be safe
01:16:24chris makes me feel safe
01:16:30please don't be mad
01:16:32you're wrong about that
01:16:35it's not deep down
01:16:38it is the most important thing to me
01:16:41your happiness
01:16:42if that means being with chris
01:16:47then he better not screw this up
01:16:50or i will make him regret it
01:16:52i believe you
01:16:54you
01:16:56keep her safe
01:16:58with my goddamn life
01:17:02do you remember my instructions
01:17:20yes
01:17:21yes
01:17:34daddy
01:17:34save it
01:17:38yes daddy
01:17:40i'll want you to beg for it
01:17:47i want you
01:17:51to fuck me
01:17:54daddy
01:17:54stop teasing
01:18:05i want you now
01:18:08daddy
01:18:15say it
01:18:16or i'll punish you
01:18:18don't stop
01:18:31daddy
01:18:32you're pushing down on me
01:18:41when i'm around you
01:18:42but without you
01:18:43don't know where i'd be
01:18:45are you sure about that
01:18:51you have two choices mr collins
01:19:08you can either uncuff me
01:19:12or fuck me
01:19:15you know i'm dangerous
01:19:31rich or mine
01:19:35do you want to study
01:19:39do you want to study
01:19:39once i started not stopping
01:19:48i thought you only fucked girls
01:20:09but that's room
01:20:09i think you're fine
01:20:14i don't know where it is
01:20:15there's room behind you
01:20:16you're different
01:20:17you're different
01:20:18you're different
01:20:19you're different
01:20:19here's room behind you
01:20:20ready for round five stop it i'm sore now let me out so i can go pee
01:20:37what if i don't
01:20:41what was that crap it's my dad honey you home um dad i'm kind of busy right now
01:20:49i told you i was busy this is my home harper reeds if you want to get up to adult stuff
01:21:01you need to move out okay i will i can you get out
01:21:05i think i've had enough surprises to last a lifetime chris can i please just open my eyes
01:21:23no please keep them covered i want to give a speech and i can't look at you while you're
01:21:28getting a speech i get nervous when i open up you literally carry around a gun but whatever
01:21:36just get on with it what i do for a living
01:21:40the not so legal part
01:21:43it's dangerous for me to let people into my life
01:21:49and for me to be vulnerable yeah but i knew when i was in charge of keeping you safe i was doomed
01:22:00you're like a magnet harper and i want to be around you forever
01:22:07so you're moving into the empire state building
01:22:19i'm moving you in there as a graduation present and also i love you and want you to be my girlfriend
01:22:33present
01:22:34only if you want to either way the apartment's yours
01:22:42are you serious
01:22:44what's wrong it's a tacky
01:22:47i liked it i thought
01:22:50deal
01:22:50but on one condition boyfriend
01:22:57which is
01:22:59you have to move in there with me
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