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Good Girls Gone Wild
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00:00:00www.feyyaz.tv
00:00:30Oh, my God.
00:00:35Hello?
00:00:36Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:39I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:43So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...
00:00:47I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:52I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:55I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:57You know, I want to surprise him.
00:00:59What?
00:01:00But you can't.
00:01:01I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:04Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:06You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:09This is bad.
00:01:10You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:12She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:21Come on, Lexi.
00:01:22So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:39Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:42But this is the big one-eight.
00:01:45I mean, every year since her mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:01:49But this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:52So what's something we've never done before?
00:01:55Mushrooms?
00:01:56No, not like that.
00:01:57Like something nice.
00:01:59Like maybe a trip.
00:02:00Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:02No.
00:02:05Sorry, Sue.
00:02:06I have a date.
00:02:08So do I.
00:02:09Sorry, Sue.
00:02:11Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:12We'll figure it out.
00:02:13Oh, flowers, are these from you?
00:02:26Yeah, sure.
00:02:28Here you go.
00:02:30No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:33I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:36I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:02:41Oh, Jake.
00:02:42Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:49Uh, no, Jake, not yet.
00:02:50When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:53The best night of my life.
00:02:54It will be.
00:02:55I promise.
00:02:57It'll always be amazing.
00:02:58With you and me.
00:03:00Together.
00:03:08Jake, no.
00:03:09I have to go.
00:03:10I have to work on my art project.
00:03:12You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective, but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:17Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:21This Saturday?
00:03:22Of course.
00:03:27Thanks.
00:03:27Okay.
00:03:30Bye.
00:03:39Nothing wrong with me, nothing.
00:03:41Oh, baby.
00:03:42You're so hot.
00:03:43I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:45Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:46What was your name again?
00:03:47Rod.
00:03:48Sex God.
00:03:49Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:58You're right, I bet.
00:03:59Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:09Oh, no.
00:04:10Does not compute.
00:04:12Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:17Oh, huh.
00:04:18Hi.
00:04:20When did you get home?
00:04:21So, is it true?
00:04:23Yes, it is.
00:04:25It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.
00:04:29I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:04:36So, I just think it's the right time.
00:04:39Lexi, tell her.
00:04:40Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:44On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:46Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday or maybe even like our 29th, 8th, maybe.
00:04:54Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:01I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:10But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:12We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:16Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?
00:05:19It's not Jake.
00:05:21It's the male ideal.
00:05:23Like, a Greek god or Sue's dad.
00:05:27Right.
00:05:29Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:31I mean, it kind of sucks.
00:05:32I'm not really an artist.
00:05:33Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:36The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:05:39And I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:41I'm waiting for a sign.
00:05:43And then I'll know it's right.
00:05:44Look, I can go either way.
00:05:47I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:51I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:54Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:58But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:03You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:09Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:12To church.
00:06:13To pray for you.
00:06:14I want to be first in line.
00:06:17I'm getting some sleep.
00:06:18Yeah, me too.
00:06:19Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:30It has been four days since my last confession.
00:06:32I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:06:34Mm-hmm.
00:06:37Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but it's about sex.
00:06:42Mm-hmm.
00:06:45I mean, not me.
00:06:46I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:48Aw.
00:06:50I've never even seen a guy's...
00:06:52Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:55But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:06:59But there was nothing there.
00:07:03Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:05My best friends.
00:07:07They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:11Third base.
00:07:12What?
00:07:13No.
00:07:14Like, sex.
00:07:15Like, intercourse.
00:07:17With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:19I mean, they really need us intervention, if you know what I mean.
00:07:22All the way.
00:07:23Go all the way.
00:07:25What?
00:07:25What?
00:07:26What?
00:07:28Ah!
00:07:30How could you do so?
00:07:32You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:36What?
00:07:37Yes.
00:07:43Yes.
00:07:45Run.
00:07:45Run.
00:07:46Home route.
00:07:48Ah.
00:07:49Damn it.
00:07:51Oh, fucking Yankees.
00:07:54Sorry.
00:07:55Sorry.
00:07:55Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:19What do you have a little consideration?
00:08:21I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:22Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:27I have an announcement to make.
00:08:29I want to do it.
00:08:31Do you hear me?
00:08:32I want to do it.
00:08:34This weekend.
00:08:35On our birthday.
00:08:37Do what?
00:08:39It.
00:08:40Screw.
00:08:41You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.
00:08:44You know, shagging.
00:08:46Fucking.
00:08:46You do.
00:08:50But what about all your religious stuff?
00:08:53And what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:55Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:08:57Really?
00:08:59Well, okay, great.
00:09:02We're all in then.
00:09:03So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:09:07Right?
00:09:08Right.
00:09:10I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:12Hey, Frank.
00:09:22Hi, Sue.
00:09:24Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:27I don't know.
00:09:27Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:29Yeah, he's blind.
00:09:30Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:37Wait, wait, bye.
00:09:37Hey, um, I was wondering, we're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:44It's for our birthdays.
00:09:45Do you want to come?
00:09:46Do you think he can see at me short?
00:09:59Well, the house looks done.
00:10:02Tomorrow's the big day.
00:10:04We finally turn 18.
00:10:05And finally lose our virginity.
00:10:08Well, we better get our beady sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:11So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with.
00:10:14Jake.
00:10:14And I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:17But Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:10:18To pop your chair?
00:10:20It's easy.
00:10:21I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
00:10:26What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:27I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:30Yeah.
00:10:35My soulmate.
00:10:42Chris?
00:10:43Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:48I mean...
00:10:48What?
00:10:48No, Chris is perfect.
00:10:50He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:53Plus, his name's Chris.
00:10:54It's a sign.
00:10:55Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:11:01What?
00:11:02He does not.
00:11:03Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:05He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:11:07With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:11Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:14Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:16Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:19See you in the morning.
00:11:20I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:28I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:30I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:30I just didn't expect it to happen.
00:12:00So perfect.
00:12:30Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:12:54Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:09Oh, my gosh.
00:13:32They're coming.
00:13:33Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:13:35Hurry.
00:13:38Ew, why?
00:13:40It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:41It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:43I'm going to say it.
00:13:44You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:46He's going to be really sexy.
00:13:48It's stupid.
00:13:49Just screw him.
00:13:50That's what he wants.
00:13:51That's what all guys want.
00:13:52Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:54Oh, Christ.
00:13:55Can I wrap your mouth, too?
00:13:57Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:02You're an idiot.
00:14:03A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:08Seriously, come on.
00:14:09Hurry up.
00:14:10Oh.
00:14:14Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:16I love it.
00:14:18Um, you should put that down, though, because it's like, it's really...
00:14:21Very fragile.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:23Okay.
00:14:23Set it down.
00:14:25Hurry up.
00:14:28Those were your anal beads, right?
00:14:29Yeah.
00:14:30I thought so.
00:14:30Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:14:55Oh, Attack of the Wet T-Shirts.
00:14:57Nice.
00:14:58Happy birthday, Lex.
00:15:10No, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:13That is lip poison to pump your lips, but be careful it stings.
00:15:17And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:20Oh, how did you know?
00:15:21I mean, I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:23I am going to use both of these.
00:15:29Foster, such a cutey.
00:15:31Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:34All right, sorry.
00:15:35Are you okay now?
00:15:36Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:37I'll see you later.
00:15:41I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:43This is crazy.
00:15:44Jake!
00:15:45Hi!
00:15:46Hey, babe.
00:15:48Happy birthday.
00:15:50Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54You want a beer?
00:15:58No.
00:16:01Oh, hon.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:06I have your present here.
00:16:08I'll give it to you later.
00:16:09The time's right.
00:16:11You didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:13And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:19Hey, Ralph, we need you to settle this bed over here real quick.
00:16:24A little bit.
00:16:27All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:31How you doing?
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:41Check it out!
00:16:44Dare me.
00:16:48Woo-hoo!
00:16:55Look at you.
00:16:56Look at the guy.
00:17:00Oh, dude, look at those.
00:17:02Are those real?
00:17:03Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:04Hey!
00:17:05I do!
00:17:05Move!
00:17:06Come on, lame!
00:17:07Oh, all right.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:09I'll see you guys later.
00:17:10Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:11Aw, the moves.
00:17:1220 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:17:16Yeah!
00:17:18They're fake anyways.
00:17:19Who cares?
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:23Oopsie-tay.
00:17:25Oh, dude, dude.
00:17:26I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:31Sue, no, it's your birthday.
00:17:33Here, let me.
00:17:34Joanna, no.
00:17:34Just go enjoy the birdie.
00:17:36Come on.
00:17:38Open.
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:42Do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:43I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:48Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:49I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:50It just, like, disappeared.
00:17:51Are these real?
00:18:04Of course they are.
00:18:07How come I've never met you before?
00:18:09I don't know.
00:18:10Maybe he's going to be around.
00:18:11Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:18:12Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:15Maybe upstairs.
00:18:16I don't know.
00:18:18Maybe he wants to go get my birthday present.
00:18:20That's probably where he went.
00:18:22Go roll.
00:18:26Liquid courage?
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:28Atta girl.
00:18:32Vodka cranberry?
00:18:33It's really simple.
00:18:36Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:38I can go meet around.
00:18:40Sue, are you okay?
00:18:42Sue?
00:18:43Relax.
00:18:45They're just eyes.
00:18:47Okay, nothing to be scared of.
00:18:48Seriously.
00:18:49It's going to be fine.
00:18:50Is Chris here?
00:18:56Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:18:58No.
00:18:59He does not have gay face.
00:19:01I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:03I'm going to do it.
00:19:09Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:12No.
00:19:12He does not have gay face.
00:19:15I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:16I'm going to do it.
00:19:17I'm going to do this.
00:19:19Good luck.
00:19:22Hey, you can do this.
00:19:24Just act like a slut.
00:19:28Just pretend you're Lexi.
00:19:31You know, my favorite chapter is Sodom and Gomorrah.
00:19:41Chris.
00:19:42Hi.
00:19:43Can I talk to you?
00:19:45Uh-huh.
00:19:46Uh, in private?
00:19:48Oh.
00:19:48Hey, Lexi.
00:20:02Hey, Lexi.
00:20:03What?
00:20:04Chris.
00:20:06You're so sexy.
00:20:07Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just, I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:15And I really want to...
00:20:18Oh, what are you doing?
00:20:20Is that wrong?
00:20:21Sue, what's gotten into you?
00:20:23Nothing.
00:20:23I'm sorry.
00:20:24I don't know how to do this.
00:20:26Sue.
00:20:28Sue, Sue, Sue.
00:20:31I understand these urges.
00:20:35And, you know, I like you too.
00:20:39Really?
00:20:40You do?
00:20:40I do.
00:20:41I really do.
00:20:43I like you too.
00:20:45Really?
00:20:46You do?
00:20:47I do.
00:20:48I really do.
00:20:48No, it's just, I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:20:56Right.
00:20:57Lexi said you were...
00:20:58Jesus.
00:20:59Oh, that man.
00:21:01Of course.
00:21:02What did you think?
00:21:04Oh, nothing.
00:21:05So we can still do this then?
00:21:08Oh, Sue.
00:21:10You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins,
00:21:18when I think about him up there on that cross,
00:21:22so helpless, yet so muscular,
00:21:26with his strong thighs crossed over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth,
00:21:38growing so hot, so sweaty,
00:21:41under that hot, hot sun.
00:21:44And I just feel such compassion.
00:21:48I think about those things, too.
00:21:50So you understand why I can't do this?
00:21:54Not really.
00:21:55I just find it too hard.
00:21:57It is to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us.
00:22:04So...
00:22:06So...
00:22:08We're going to go out there, right?
00:22:17Andy, we're going to tell you three months.
00:22:19Hey, hi.
00:22:20Whoa!
00:22:22Can you see him, Jake?
00:22:24No, no.
00:22:25All right.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:29All right, focus, focus, focus.
00:22:31Okay.
00:22:31Oh, there he is.
00:22:41Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:56How could he?
00:22:57Sue, what happened?
00:23:02Did you guys do it?
00:23:04Sue?
00:23:05He doesn't want me.
00:23:07Because he's gay.
00:23:08No, he's not.
00:23:09He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:11Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:13The only reason you even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you.
00:23:17Look, the only way you were going to find out what kind of man you really want is to know what kind of woman you really are deep inside.
00:23:27What?
00:23:28Come with me.
00:23:30Where?
00:23:30To meet your dark side.
00:23:38Out.
00:23:40Everyone out.
00:23:41Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face-to-face.
00:24:03I really can't.
00:24:06I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:08Sue, I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:14I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:19Sue?
00:24:21Can you see it?
00:24:23Sue.
00:24:27I'm almost...
00:24:28I'm almost there.
00:24:30What?
00:24:37What?
00:24:37Sue, what happened?
00:24:38What did you see?
00:24:40A raccoon?
00:24:41What?
00:24:43You overshot it.
00:24:44Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:52I can't.
00:24:53Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:54Okay, fine.
00:24:56Fine.
00:24:57I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:25:00What?
00:25:01You really need an orgasm.
00:25:04Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've never even had it with yourself.
00:25:09This really has to be your first step.
00:25:11Lex, I'm waiting.
00:25:13Coming.
00:25:14Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:16Just find it and use it.
00:25:19Wait, what does the black vibrator look like?
00:25:21It's black.
00:25:22It vibrates.
00:25:23Come on, Rod.
00:25:26Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:28And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:42Hey, cutie!
00:25:44Cutie!
00:25:50Booseye!
00:25:50Oh, yeah!
00:25:53Oh, my God!
00:25:54Big.
00:25:56Big.
00:25:56Bang!
00:25:57Bang!
00:25:59Good boy.
00:25:59Straighten up.
00:26:01Good boy.
00:26:02Good boy.
00:26:03He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:07I'm sorry.
00:26:08I can't see anything.
00:26:09That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:11What a bitch.
00:26:13Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:15Oh, shit.
00:26:28Oh, shit.
00:26:32Fire!
00:26:33Fire!
00:26:33It's not dirty.
00:26:35It's not dirty.
00:26:35It's not dirty.
00:26:36You can't pee.
00:26:37It's not dirty.
00:26:38You can't see anything like that.
00:26:39You can't see anything like that.
00:26:40Oh, shit.
00:26:48What's wrong with this thing?
00:27:07Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:09Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:12He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:15For sure?
00:27:16I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,
00:27:19so maybe it's my fault.
00:27:20That's no excuse.
00:27:22He's a dirtbag.
00:27:23How dare he?
00:27:24No, it's awful.
00:27:25I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:27:33It's a text.
00:27:34It's from him.
00:27:35I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:36Okay.
00:27:37Uh, he's looking for you.
00:27:39He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:41Oh, I can't face him.
00:27:43Um, I have to go.
00:27:44I'm going.
00:27:45No, you can't just leave.
00:27:47Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:50I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:52No.
00:27:52He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:55Either way, it's bullshit.
00:27:57I see only one option.
00:27:58I'm leaving.
00:28:01Revenge sex.
00:28:02Re...
00:28:03I mean, what?
00:28:03What does that even mean?
00:28:04It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:11Revenge sex.
00:28:13Re...
00:28:13I mean, what?
00:28:14What does that even mean?
00:28:15It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:18But he...
00:28:20I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:28:22He doesn't even care about me.
00:28:23I mean, why would...
00:28:23He's just into other girls.
00:28:25Trust me, he'll care.
00:28:27Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him.
00:28:30To his ego.
00:28:31To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:28:35Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:28:40No, I couldn't.
00:28:42Plus, I mean, there's...
00:28:43There's no one smarter and better looking.
00:28:46Eric!
00:28:47He's perfect!
00:28:48Eric Hall?
00:28:49Are you kidding?
00:28:50I mean, he wouldn't even be into me.
00:28:52He likes your type.
00:28:54Really?
00:28:54And what type is that?
00:28:56Slutty.
00:28:58Yeah.
00:28:59Trust me, he's amazing.
00:29:00I fooled around with him once.
00:29:01He has this great tongue, right?
00:29:03Oh, no.
00:29:04I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:29:07Okay, then.
00:29:08Fine.
00:29:08We will find someone else.
00:29:10Someone that I haven't...
00:29:12fooled around with.
00:29:16Okay, what does it matter?
00:29:18That I fooled around with him.
00:29:18I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:29:21No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:23Fine.
00:29:23If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:28to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage,
00:29:31and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,
00:29:33and you chose not to do it,
00:29:35go ahead.
00:29:36But honestly,
00:29:37I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:40I don't know.
00:29:43But honestly,
00:29:44I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:47I don't know.
00:29:48I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:49Trust me.
00:29:50It's going to work.
00:29:56I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:30:00Hi, Cheryl.
00:30:01I'm okay enough to chat with her.
00:30:03Oh, no.
00:30:15Hey.
00:30:15Happy birthday.
00:30:19Thanks.
00:30:20Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:46So,
00:30:47happy birthday.
00:30:50Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:30:56But it's actually from us.
00:30:57U.S.
00:30:59America?
00:31:01United States?
00:31:03I know where we live.
00:31:04Right.
00:31:05Of course.
00:31:09I know where we live.
00:31:11Right.
00:31:12Of course.
00:31:17Hey, Jesus, Eric.
00:31:18Are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:19Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:21Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:31:22I just...
00:31:23No, you're fine.
00:31:36Jake!
00:31:38So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:31:43It?
00:31:44What, um...
00:31:45It.
00:31:46Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.
00:31:52Oh!
00:31:53Oh, you mean, like, uh, right now?
00:31:57I mean, well, yeah.
00:31:59You know, the sooner the better.
00:32:00Yeah, sure.
00:32:03I mean, well, yeah, of course.
00:32:04Um, I just never realized that you...
00:32:07I mean...
00:32:09Whew.
00:32:11Uh...
00:32:12It's just...
00:32:14You're so...
00:32:17You're so beautiful.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:19Um...
00:32:19Hmm?
00:32:21Uh, no Cassine.
00:32:23Right.
00:32:24Um, of course.
00:32:26Sorry?
00:32:29So, um...
00:32:31Do you want to unwrap me?
00:32:34Oh, wow.
00:32:34Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:39Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:40Uh, you're fresh.
00:32:45Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:47Uh, you're fresh.
00:32:50Organic.
00:32:51Yep.
00:32:54So, the wrap.
00:32:55Right.
00:32:56Um...
00:32:57Where's the, uh...
00:32:59It's, uh, the end that I just, like, right over here.
00:33:01Oh, yeah, here it is.
00:33:02It's where I see it.
00:33:03Um, let me just, uh...
00:33:05Ow, ow, ow!
00:33:08Sorry, sorry, I, um...
00:33:10It's...
00:33:10It's okay.
00:33:11Do it again.
00:33:14Sorry, I, uh...
00:33:15I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:17You know what?
00:33:18Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:25Uh, let me just see.
00:33:29Oh, here it is.
00:33:30I got it.
00:33:31All right.
00:33:31Just, um, pull it.
00:33:33Let me just...
00:33:34Oh, geez.
00:33:38Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:40Uh...
00:33:41Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:47Oh, geez.
00:33:52Well, that was stupid.
00:33:57Yeah.
00:33:58How are you doing tonight?
00:34:04Good, good.
00:34:05You having a good time?
00:34:06Yeah?
00:34:07Good?
00:34:07Jake!
00:34:08I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:11What?
00:34:12I can't hear you.
00:34:14I need another beer.
00:34:16Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:17Jake!
00:34:17Sorry, we're...
00:34:18Upstairs.
00:34:20Yeah.
00:34:21Hold on.
00:34:22I'll take a piss.
00:34:22How much beer?
00:34:24Oh, my God.
00:34:26Bad girl, bad girl.
00:34:28I'm going back now.
00:34:30I'm going back in the same way.
00:34:32Where do you know you're looking for?
00:34:34Where do you get back?
00:34:36Oh, yeah, you're doing everything, I know.
00:34:38Oh, ah, ah, ah.
00:34:41Oh, ah, ah.
00:34:43Oh, ah, ah.
00:34:45Oh, ah, ah, ah.
00:34:47Finally.
00:34:51Hey, uh, I'm going to go.
00:34:54Let me just get the blinds.
00:34:56Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:58Don't worry about it.
00:34:59What?
00:35:01I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:05Oh.
00:35:07Well, OK.
00:35:08OK.
00:35:22Finally.
00:35:23Let me just get the blinds.
00:35:26Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:29Don't worry about it.
00:35:30What?
00:35:31I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:35Oh.
00:35:37Well, OK.
00:35:38OK.
00:35:53OK.
00:36:11Oh.
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:13Oh.
00:36:13Oh, oh, oh, oh, what are you doing?
00:36:24What are you doing?
00:36:25Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:33Um, not yet.
00:36:34More foreplay.
00:36:35Huh?
00:36:36Oh.
00:36:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:36:42It's so good.
00:36:44Oh.
00:36:46Yep.
00:36:47Oh, my God.
00:36:49Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:36:51What, what, what?
00:36:52Ah, ah, oh.
00:36:54Ah, yeah.
00:36:55Lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:36:57Is that even a thing?
00:36:59I don't know.
00:37:01Ah.
00:37:02Are you okay?
00:37:05No, no, no, no, no, it's, uh, it's fine.
00:37:09Just, uh, I'm embarrassed.
00:37:11I, it's probably TMJ or fracture or swollen.
00:37:17Are you sure you're okay?
00:37:19Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:20Okay, great.
00:37:21Have fun.
00:37:22Oh.
00:37:27Now, now, let's do it now.
00:37:29No, no, not yet, not yet.
00:37:30No, no, no, no.
00:37:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:42No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:43No, no, not yet.
00:37:44Lexi!
00:37:45Oh!
00:37:46Uh!
00:37:47No, no, no, no, not yet.
00:37:49Lexi!
00:37:50Lexi!
00:37:51Oh!
00:37:52No means no!
00:37:53Oh, I, I'm so sorry.
00:37:54I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:37:55It's been a really long time, and I just, I haven't been to masturbate for anything.
00:38:02Uh-oh.
00:38:05Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:08How you doing?
00:38:10How's it going?
00:38:11Good.
00:38:12Eric?
00:38:13Eric, help me.
00:38:15I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:17Excuse me.
00:38:22Cheryl's in here.
00:38:25What's up, bro?
00:38:29What the fuck is...
00:38:30Hey, wait!
00:38:34Lex, man, I'm still waiting.
00:38:42Oh, I'm sorry, I can't see. I'm blind.
00:38:46Damn it.
00:38:48I'm gonna save somebody to that bitch.
00:38:50Hey, you.
00:38:52You better stop making fun of the blind,
00:38:54or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:38:58I'm so sorry.
00:39:00I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:39:01Hey, look.
00:39:05What the dude can't do.
00:39:07Oh, man.
00:39:27Oh, man.
00:39:27No more water balloons.
00:39:28This party's ass.
00:39:30This just isn't working on it.
00:39:40Nothing.
00:39:41What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway?
00:39:45Lock your character, man.
00:39:46The lock sticks.
00:39:48Spark it up.
00:39:49All right.
00:39:50Yes.
00:39:50Oh, man.
00:39:54I love this game.
00:39:55We're in the controllers.
00:39:56We gotta play.
00:39:57Here, here, here.
00:39:58Okay, let me find another one.
00:39:59All right.
00:39:59Lock it on.
00:40:02Whoa!
00:40:04Look at this.
00:40:05Oh, my God.
00:40:07Fuel, fuel, fuel.
00:40:09Get that thing away.
00:40:10Jesus.
00:40:10Jesus.
00:40:15Oh.
00:40:18Hey, dude.
00:40:18Nice shot.
00:40:20Wasn't me.
00:40:25Whoa.
00:40:26Whoa.
00:40:27Nice.
00:40:28Are you sitting there or something?
00:40:32Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:40:33Nice.
00:40:34Nice.
00:40:46Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:48No, I just...
00:40:50I didn't.
00:41:05I swear, I...
00:41:07Do you have the extra controller?
00:41:17Hey.
00:41:17Hey, Sue.
00:41:18No.
00:41:19What's going on, man?
00:41:22It's okay.
00:41:23Um...
00:41:23Hey, Sue.
00:41:24Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:36Yeah, I just needed to, um...
00:41:39Oh, sure.
00:41:41Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:46You were?
00:41:48You mean...
00:41:50Yeah.
00:41:51Yeah.
00:41:51So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:57Could we go get a drink?
00:42:01Wow, um, your toilet's really...
00:42:04You know what?
00:42:07I gotta go.
00:42:08Um, happy birthday.
00:42:09No, Chris, no, there wasn't...
00:42:11I didn't...
00:42:12Oh, God, never mind.
00:42:13This was the worst idea ever.
00:42:28Never going to have sex.
00:42:29Ow.
00:42:49Hello?
00:42:50A little attention here.
00:42:53Oh, yeah.
00:42:53Sorry.
00:42:54Sorry.
00:42:54Sorry.
00:42:54Lex, don't be selfish.
00:43:01Oh, right.
00:43:03Sorry.
00:43:03Sorry.
00:43:14Oh, jeez.
00:43:17Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:43:20Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:23Screw it.
00:43:24What?
00:43:30Ah.
00:43:34Hey.
00:43:38Hey.
00:43:43Hey.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:46Hey.
00:43:52Hey.
00:43:53Hey.
00:43:53No, that was bad.
00:44:06That was so bad.
00:44:19Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:23I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:30Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:34Yes, it does.
00:44:36So, you're JJ?
00:44:38Uh-oh.
00:44:38It's like you.
00:44:43Yes, I'm completely concerned.
00:44:44Hello.
00:44:44Welcome to 1-900-CONFESS.
00:44:48Hello. Welcome to 1-900-CONFESS. Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:05A nun.
00:45:06Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:13Please hold.
00:45:14Oh, my goodness.
00:45:181-900-CONFESSION. How may I be of service?
00:45:22It's been one day since my last confession. I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:26One day.
00:45:29Ow!
00:45:34Is that too long?
00:45:35I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:38Go on.
00:45:40Uh, okay. Well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:45:44Well, actually, I didn't know. A washing machine did.
00:45:46What's her problem?
00:45:48A washing machine touched her.
00:45:51Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:45:54All right, freak. Time's up.
00:45:56What? But what do I do?
00:45:58Just unplug the thing.
00:45:59No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:46:03Well, then be happy. You found the perfect man.
00:46:06I'm serious!
00:46:07Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so I'll tell you this. Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:16No contritions?
00:46:18You broke no covenant with God. It's not in the Bible.
00:46:20So, the washing machine could touch me anytime? Like, morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:27Yes, and other things can touch you. Accidental masturbation is not a sin. Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:36Huh. God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:39He sure is. Now, run along.
00:46:44Wow. How do you know all that?
00:46:47Because I'm a nun.
00:46:49Now, eat my pussy, bitch.
00:46:52Huh. Accidental masturbation. Who would've thunk?
00:47:04Revenge sex. What a stupid fucking idea.
00:47:07God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:11Yeah, admit it. I've got no game.
00:47:13So, let's get a look at me. I guess I'm a beautiful man. Thank you.
00:47:17Fucking douchebag.
00:47:22Damn it.
00:47:24Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:27You go, girl.
00:47:29What?
00:47:31What are you doing here?
00:47:33We needed some place private.
00:47:35But, hey, listen. If you're serious about getting laid.
00:47:38Yeah?
00:47:38If you want someone great.
00:47:40I mean, really, the best ever.
00:47:44No offense.
00:47:46Frank.
00:47:46The blind guy?
00:47:48Really?
00:47:49I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:53I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:55It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:58It was like we used all our senses.
00:48:01Everything.
00:48:03If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:07All right.
00:48:07What about him?
00:48:15Jeremy.
00:48:16Oh, yeah.
00:48:17I know Jeremy.
00:48:18Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:21I didn't know his last name, though.
00:48:23It's Jones.
00:48:25Jeremy Jones.
00:48:26This all makes sense.
00:48:28Excuse me.
00:48:30Jeremy.
00:48:32Hi.
00:48:32Hey.
00:48:32Who was on the phone?
00:48:35Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:37You'll meet her.
00:48:37It'll be here in like an hour.
00:48:39Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:48:40Oh, hey, Frank.
00:48:56Sit.
00:49:00Oh, you meant the dog.
00:49:03Relax.
00:49:07You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:18Oh, I'm relaxed.
00:49:20I'm fine.
00:49:21Why are you biting your nail?
00:49:23I'm not.
00:49:26How did you know that?
00:49:30Corner.
00:49:33Sit.
00:49:36Roll over.
00:49:40Oh, you mean me.
00:49:44Roll over.
00:49:47Oh, you mean me.
00:49:49Oh, how do you...
00:49:50How do you want me to...
00:49:52Just lay down.
00:49:53You want me to...
00:49:53I...
00:49:54I...
00:49:54I...
00:49:58I...
00:50:00I...
00:50:01Oh.
00:50:05Oh.
00:50:05I shouldn't even be doing this, but...
00:50:07Considering it a teachable moment.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:13Oh.
00:50:16See me with your hands.
00:50:22All right.
00:50:22You know, I should really...
00:50:31I have a boyfriend, and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:33Really.
00:50:37Oh.
00:50:37Mmm, peanut butter.
00:50:47Mmm, peanut butter.
00:51:01Frank.
00:51:02Frank.
00:51:03Oh.
00:51:03Oh, Frank.
00:51:08You know, man.
00:51:33Look, give me a chip.
00:51:34My chips, homeboy.
00:51:35Oh, give me a chip, man.
00:51:37My chips.
00:51:38Oh, my chip.
00:51:39Give me a chip.
00:51:41My chips.
00:51:43Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:46Sorry.
00:51:54It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:57That's all.
00:52:01No, let me do this.
00:52:03Go ahead.
00:52:03I got it.
00:52:04I got it.
00:52:04No, really, please.
00:52:05I want to help.
00:52:09Okay, everybody out.
00:52:11Leave.
00:52:12I have to back you.
00:52:13I got it.
00:52:26You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:27They're over here.
00:52:28I just, I see some dust over here, so.
00:52:34It's just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:38It's just a dirty floor.
00:52:40It's such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:44It's just Civil ruines, it's very hard.
00:53:01Oh, my God.
00:53:03Oh, I think I got all that.
00:53:07I'm just gonna, I'll see you home.
00:53:16We got it.
00:53:17Oh, here we go.
00:53:19Frankie.
00:53:21Oh my, oh.
00:53:22What was that?
00:53:23What?
00:53:24Ow, fucking shit.
00:53:26Man, we got a smoke.
00:53:27Oh, we can smoke in here.
00:53:30Stop.
00:53:31Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:53:33Oh, shit.
00:53:35Sorry, man.
00:53:36We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:53:38Oh, I heard something.
00:53:39You want to join us?
00:53:41No, I might.
00:53:41Come on, you gotta do it.
00:53:43Come on.
00:53:44Seriously, guys, I need to go back.
00:53:45What's the dog, man?
00:53:46What's it like being blinded?
00:53:47It's tripping.
00:53:52Frank?
00:53:54Frank, are we gonna do something soon?
00:53:58Bro, you are too funny.
00:54:02Thanks, man.
00:54:03Oh, this is some good stuff.
00:54:04I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:06Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:10I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:15Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:16This is some good shit.
00:54:17Oh, no.
00:54:31You're the devil.
00:54:33No more.
00:54:35JJ, Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
00:54:47Please.
00:54:48Lex, I can't.
00:54:51I mean, I've got a girlfriend.
00:54:53I really like this girl.
00:54:54Fine.
00:54:55It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra and I also have on crotchless panties
00:55:04with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
00:55:09We've got, like, 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:17Perfect.
00:55:21Before she gets here.
00:55:22Perfect.
00:55:23I don't want to do it.
00:55:34Let's do it.
00:55:35Fuck me.
00:55:36Fuck me now.
00:55:41What?
00:55:42What's wrong?
00:55:43I can't.
00:55:44I can't get it in.
00:55:46It's too dry down there.
00:55:47It's like a desert down there.
00:55:49It's sandpaper.
00:55:50I just, okay, I get the picture.
00:55:53Just try it again.
00:55:56No.
00:55:57Why is this happening?
00:55:59We fooled around before.
00:56:01I was dripping wet.
00:56:02I came like four times, remember?
00:56:04Just do what you did then.
00:56:05Go on.
00:56:06I already did my thing.
00:56:07I already tried.
00:56:09What?
00:56:10What is different this time?
00:56:12I don't know.
00:56:14Last time, I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:56:20What?
00:56:22You're not JJ?
00:56:24But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:26How can you not be JJ?
00:56:28Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:31Where are you going?
00:56:32We're not done here.
00:56:34I can still do this.
00:56:35I just need a little bit of work.
00:56:36I can do this.
00:56:37I don't need JJ.
00:56:39I don't need anyone else.
00:56:40We can do this.
00:56:41Go team.
00:56:47What?
00:56:48Just keep going.
00:56:53Shit.
00:57:04Where's Jeremy?
00:57:05Hi.
00:57:06We were just, you know, cooking.
00:57:09Hey, babe.
00:57:11Just working out.
00:57:15How could you, you bastard?
00:57:20You might want to...
00:57:22What?
00:57:24What?
00:57:25You know, those aren't mine.
00:57:34At least not all of them.
00:57:36What is wrong with you?
00:57:41What is wrong with you?
00:57:44You used to be so pure.
00:57:46Well, no more.
00:57:47That's it.
00:57:49Really, that's the last one.
00:57:50Oh, man.
00:58:20What is it?
00:58:24What are you doing down here?
00:58:27Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out
00:58:29and get far, far away from here.
00:58:31What?
00:58:32Why?
00:58:33Nothing.
00:58:34Just this blind guy and his dog and ugh.
00:58:37Honey, it's gonna be okay.
00:58:40No, it's not okay.
00:58:42God.
00:58:44And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:45I'm sorry.
00:58:46It's Jake's.
00:58:47Jake's fault.
00:58:49That blind, cheating bastard.
00:58:51Yes.
00:58:52He is such a dickwad.
00:58:54You need to confront him.
00:58:55Yeah.
00:58:56Yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:58I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway?
00:59:01Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:59:03You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:06Yeah, a big piece.
00:59:07A big old chunk of my mind.
00:59:09A big piece of it.
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:11You know, you might want to...
00:59:14You need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:16Yeah, you're right.
00:59:18Why am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:19I know.
00:59:20I'm sorry.
00:59:21I'm sorry.
00:59:22I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:25I got no game.
00:59:26It's not important.
00:59:27Hey, um...
00:59:28Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:29No, no, no, I really need to talk to you.
00:59:33I got no game.
00:59:41It's not important.
00:59:54Hey, um...
00:59:55Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:56No, no, no, I really need to talk to you.
00:59:59Really, Eric, I can't right now, so...
01:00:01No, no, no, I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier,
01:00:04and I'm just embarrassed,
01:00:06and I want to make it up to you.
01:00:08Eric, really?
01:00:09I don't care.
01:00:10It's fine.
01:00:11No, but I do.
01:00:12I mean, I do.
01:00:13I care.
01:00:15I haven't known how to tell you,
01:00:17maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:00:20But I was wondering or hoping
01:00:23that we could go out sometime soon
01:00:27because I'm going to be leaving for a little while,
01:00:29and it would be nice to go out and look like...
01:00:31Really?
01:00:32Eric, you're shy.
01:00:33You have no game.
01:00:35Well, no, not really.
01:00:38Yeah, no, I can't do this. Sorry.
01:00:44Okay.
01:00:45All right.
01:00:46I, uh...
01:00:49Happy birthday, then.
01:00:50I'm sorry, I was trying to kiss you.
01:01:11Wow.
01:01:12Here I come, baby.
01:01:25Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:30Oh.
01:01:31Eric, stop.
01:01:32Um, we can't do this.
01:01:33Sorry.
01:01:34Oh, God, not again.
01:01:35Oh, no, um...
01:01:36Honey, happy...
01:01:38What the fuck is this?
01:01:40Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:41Okay, guys, don't.
01:01:46Cheryl.
01:01:47Baby.
01:01:48What is this?
01:01:50Aw, geez, Cheryl.
01:01:52You're...
01:01:54I've been looking for you all night,
01:01:55and you've been...
01:01:56Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:58You couldn't find me?
01:02:00What about all those girls' vaginas you were in,
01:02:02or your penis getting sucked?
01:02:04Cheryl, honey.
01:02:06No, no.
01:02:07We can work this out.
01:02:08Baby, I love you.
01:02:09Jake, no.
01:02:10You have to go.
01:02:11Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:12No.
01:02:13I promise.
01:02:14No, Jake.
01:02:15I can't do this.
01:02:16I'm sorry.
01:02:17Cheryl, come on.
01:02:18No, Jake, please, just go.
01:02:19Please, come on.
01:02:20Just go.
01:02:21I'm sorry.
01:02:22You're a harmless bitch!
01:02:23How can you do...
01:02:25Yay!
01:02:26You did it.
01:02:27I am so proud of you.
01:02:28You got your revenge sex.
01:02:29You left him a mere shell of a man.
01:02:31Revenge sex?
01:02:32It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:36Right.
01:02:37It all makes sense now.
01:02:40Wow.
01:02:41I feel really stupid.
01:02:43Eric, I'm really...
01:02:44I'm really sorry.
01:02:46Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:02:49And you used me.
01:02:51Eric, please don't go.
01:02:53Please, Eric!
01:02:54Aren't you happy?
01:02:57Well, no, that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:03:01You mean the sex?
01:03:02Was it...
01:03:03Yeah?
01:03:04No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:06Oh.
01:03:07You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:08Really?
01:03:09I just never found the right guy.
01:03:11Or guys.
01:03:12Anyway, we better get downstairs.
01:03:15People are starting to leave.
01:03:16I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:18I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:31This is bullshit!
01:03:32God!
01:03:33Oh!
01:03:34Oh!
01:03:35Dude!
01:03:36Suck it!
01:03:37What the?
01:03:38God, I'm out of here!
01:03:40Yeah!
01:03:41He has good hair, though.
01:03:46Don't you puke on me.
01:03:48Don't puke on my car, either.
01:04:02Oh, Sue, are you alright?
01:04:06Was it from sex?
01:04:07Did you pop your cork?
01:04:08I don't think so.
01:04:09Not with the guy, anyway.
01:04:10Oh, don't ask.
01:04:12Every possible object.
01:04:14It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:16It was like...
01:04:17Transformers.
01:04:18They just all became vibrators.
01:04:20I told you.
01:04:22It's addicting.
01:04:25So what about Chris?
01:04:26Well, last time I saw him,
01:04:27he was running away through dear life.
01:04:29I told you he was gay.
01:04:30Oh.
01:04:31Well, I think I'm just...
01:04:32Oh, cramp.
01:04:34Oh.
01:04:35Oh.
01:04:36I think it's broken.
01:04:37So wait.
01:04:38None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:42Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:47So I was gonna go grab some food.
01:04:50Can I go?
01:04:51No.
01:04:53I think I should finish up here.
01:04:55Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:57No.
01:04:58I don't know.
01:04:59For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:05:03Or something.
01:05:04Why?
01:05:05Do you know him?
01:05:06Sort of.
01:05:07Oh.
01:05:08Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:05:12These everything is far.
01:05:16Love him.
01:05:17Shut it.
01:05:18You wanna do it.
01:05:19I wanna hear it from you.
01:05:20You wanna get married.
01:05:21You wanna do it.
01:05:22Dipp it.
01:05:23All right.
01:05:24All right.
01:05:25All right.
01:05:26Just stop.
01:05:27Just stop.
01:05:28Um, no, no way.
01:05:58Oh well, there's always next year.
01:06:25It's you.
01:06:34I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:06:40Joanna.
01:06:55I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:07:12I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:07:29I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:07:46I guess something inspired me.
01:07:50He really captured his expression in his eyes.
01:07:53Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:07:58Whose?
01:07:59Eric's.
01:08:00It's him, right?
01:08:03Oh.
01:08:05Yeah.
01:08:06I have to go see him.
01:08:12Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:08:18One-nine-hundred confess.
01:08:29Sister Terese?
01:08:30Yeah, hon.
01:08:31Um, there was a problem with your credit card.
01:08:33I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:36Oh, sure.
01:08:37Oh.
01:08:38It's two-seven-one.
01:08:40Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:45Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you?
01:08:49Like, take you back?
01:08:51Sure, hon.
01:08:52Why-why not?
01:08:53As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:56Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:08:59I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:09:02Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:09:06Sister?
01:09:08Can I get up now?
01:09:10I really gotta pee.
01:09:12No!
01:09:13Crap!
01:09:15Okay, honey.
01:09:16I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.
01:09:19I will.
01:09:20Thanks.
01:09:25Sister?
01:09:26Shut up, or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!
01:09:28Fucker!
01:09:44Eric, wait!
01:09:48Cheryl?
01:09:49Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:09:55I was trying to have revenge sex with you.
01:09:58At the beginning, but then at the end I wasn't.
01:10:00I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:10:03The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:10:06Um, I, I do want to go out with you.
01:10:10And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:14I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these-
01:10:19Eric!
01:10:20Come on, I gotta get going.
01:10:22Oh.
01:10:23Wow.
01:10:24Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.
01:10:26Tina, Cheryl.
01:10:27Hi.
01:10:28Nice to meet you.
01:10:34Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days when I get back?
01:10:40Yeah.
01:10:41Sure.
01:10:48Oh.
01:10:49Sorry.
01:10:50No kissing, right?
01:10:51No, kissing.
01:10:52Oh.
01:10:53Mm.
01:10:54Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:14I, I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:11:17Wait, what?
01:11:18I never did that.
01:11:19I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:11:21She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:28She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:31I wonder who it was.
01:11:51At least this birthday's over.
01:11:52Dear Lord, uh, please forgive me.
01:12:06I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like, send me a sign?
01:12:12Oh.
01:12:13Oh.
01:12:15Oh my God.
01:12:16Excuse me.
01:12:43Excuse me.
01:12:44Do you know where the church is?
01:12:46At least it's on Fountain Street.
01:12:48Um, yeah, that's the church I go to, or used to go to.
01:12:53It's straight up that way and then left.
01:12:58You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:13:00Oh, um, I don't know.
01:13:02Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:13:13250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:13:18Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:13:22I don't think so.
01:13:23But thanks.
01:13:24What's your name?
01:13:25Sue.
01:13:26What's yours?
01:13:27Jesus.
01:13:28Really?
01:13:29Si.
01:13:30Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:35I don't think so.
01:13:36I like the ride.
01:13:37Yeah.
01:13:38I like the ride.
01:13:42Cause I can't.
01:13:42Those vacancies.
01:13:43There are 25 people.
01:13:446 o'clock.
01:13:53You know we have a הם.
01:13:53Those are nothing worse for them.
01:13:55No noses.
01:13:56Send them all over.
01:13:57No part of them.
01:13:59I love them.
01:13:59Six my motors.
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