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00:00It was a surprise for you.
00:04Oh.
00:06Happy Father's Day, Abba!
00:09Oh.
00:11It's the last episode.
00:12Here we go, baby.
00:16Do you know how to tie a tie?
00:19Honestly, I don't.
00:20I was hoping you do.
00:22You know how to tie a tie?
00:23That's how it's done there.
00:25It's good enough.
00:25Well, it's not a tie, dude.
00:26It's a knot.
00:27I forgot how to do a tie.
00:29Tie king, tie king.
00:31I'm done.
00:32Look at that!
00:33That looks like .
00:35You ready to go for a ride?
00:37Yes.
00:38Oh, they're flying away.
00:39Look how cool that is.
00:40Oh, my God.
00:42Is it going to have little bottles?
00:45What are you going to rate this wedding?
00:47I give it a 9.
00:48Hey, it was a 10.
00:50No, not a 10, because Kenny Armando's is a 10,
00:53but let's say 9.5.
00:55I'm petty like that.
00:56Love it.
00:57Cheers.
00:58Cheers.
00:59He just wants to learn to know.
01:06Yeah.
01:07I will never cheat on you.
01:08Not even once.
01:09Not once.
01:10Yeah.
01:11So why don't you guys do your vows right now?
01:14From the day that I met you,
01:15I didn't think you were going to be the one.
01:17You took everything from me and made me yours.
01:20I took everything.
01:22I gave you everything.
01:24Hi, honey.
01:30Hello, sir.
01:31I like your outfit.
01:32It's bedding time.
01:34I know.
01:34It's the last episode.
01:35We're dressed apart.
01:37And not only is it bedding day, it is your day.
01:39It's Father's Day.
01:40So I got you something.
01:42Oh.
01:42You got me, honey?
01:43Close your eyes.
01:43No peeking, Abba.
01:46Oh.
01:46I asked you not to look.
01:48What?
01:49Is it a crown?
01:49It's a crown because you're the king of the house.
01:52Now I'm a king.
01:53King of my castle.
01:54Yes.
01:55King of my castle.
01:56All right.
01:58It is Father's Day weekend.
02:00Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:00Okay.
02:01My favorite father.
02:03Thought we could celebrate by having our favorite cocktail.
02:08Au Session.
02:09Au Session.
02:09Cheers to you, dads.
02:11We're blessed to know you, blessed to have you,
02:13and blessed to be mad at you.
02:16Yeah, whatever.
02:17Oh.
02:18Oh.
02:19Okay.
02:20Pour that little heart on the board there.
02:24Babe, come on in here.
02:25We're getting ready to start.
02:26Well, guess what?
02:27Freya and I are meowing our way into tonight's episode.
02:30Well.
02:31Or so.
02:32You don't want to watch 90 Day Fiance.
02:34There she goes.
02:34Never mind, I guess.
02:35Oh, my gosh.
02:36Well, guess what?
02:37We got to continue ranking these weddings
02:39by vows, venue, execution, and dress.
02:44The dresses better be on point.
02:45Point.
02:46Let me just say that.
02:46We're judging.
02:47We're the fashion police tonight.
02:49This is the last episode before the tell-all.
02:50We're a couple of picky bitches here.
02:52Yes.
02:53Alicia, it's time for the tea party.
02:55Poke your uncle up.
02:56Come on.
02:57Let's get that caffeine.
02:58Okay.
02:58Ready?
03:00Ready, three.
03:01Let's do a sip.
03:02Cheers.
03:02Boom.
03:02Cheers.
03:05Ouch.
03:06All right, Alicia, we're going to do a toast now
03:08to your dad, the best dad in the world,
03:11and to all the dads out there in the world.
03:13Happy Father's Day.
03:14Happy Father's Day.
03:16Cheers.
03:17Cheers.
03:17Cheers.
03:20Mmm.
03:20It's so good.
03:24Here we go.
03:26Here we go.
03:28Cheese.
03:30It's a wedding day, Stevie.
03:33Wedding day.
03:34Do you know how to tie a tie?
03:37Honestly, I don't.
03:38I was hoping you do.
03:40I don't know.
03:40Why does he always have the same shirt on?
03:42I mean, it's a cool shirt.
03:43It's cooler in 1987, but, you know,
03:45to wear every time?
03:46I don't know.
03:47I mean, I hope he's not wearing that to the wedding.
03:49I hope he does.
03:51Oh, you're doing good.
03:53This guy's in trouble from the get-go.
03:55No.
03:56No, that's...
03:57Oh, yeah.
03:58No, come on, man.
03:59No, my friend.
04:00No, that's not it.
04:01You got to take the bottom up,
04:03not the bottom to the bottom.
04:04Saeed over here.
04:06You know how to tie a tie?
04:07Well, how about this?
04:08How about we do a little tie-off,
04:10see if we can do it the fastest?
04:11You want a tie-off?
04:12Tie-off.
04:13Who can tie the tie first?
04:17There's pressure.
04:18How you doing?
04:19I forgot.
04:20I need practice.
04:20I guess I can just slow down and relax.
04:22Damn.
04:23I got nothing.
04:26I forgot how to do a tie.
04:28Tie king.
04:29Tie king.
04:30Wait, now I'm mad
04:31because I used to be good at this.
04:32Do you want me to tie yours for you?
04:34Look at that!
04:35That looks like s***.
04:37What are you talking about?
04:39It's good enough.
04:39Well, it's not a tie, dude.
04:40It's a knot.
04:41What are you talking about?
04:42Get out of here.
04:43God damn it.
04:45You're just not there yet.
04:46Does Tyese know how to tie a tie?
04:48No idea.
04:49No idea?
04:49Well, then you're screwed.
04:51Hey, Dad.
04:51Hey, what's going on?
04:52Oh, good.
04:54You all right?
04:54Yeah.
04:55You ready to end today?
04:56I'm doing good.
04:57Aw, happy Father's Day, Perry.
04:59Happy Father's Day, Perry.
05:00Happy Father's Day.
05:02Just a sweetest.
05:03He's a good guy.
05:03So cute.
05:04Mm-hmm.
05:05Let's go.
05:05All right.
05:08Him walking over down the aisle is going to make me cry.
05:10Aw, anything makes you cry.
05:12You make me cry.
05:13I make you cry.
05:15Not happy, Tiaran.
05:16These are one of those moments that every parent's want to witness with your kids.
05:21Don't get me started.
05:22Aw, look at that.
05:24Aw.
05:25Chuck in my boy.
05:26You know exactly how he's feeling.
05:28It was very sweet.
05:30You know, it was very special.
05:31When you saw him in my dress?
05:32Yeah.
05:33Aw.
05:33It's like very sweet.
05:34He didn't even know she was pregnant.
05:37Okay.
05:38All right.
05:44Uh-oh.
05:44Here we go.
05:45Tied the tie very nicely.
05:48Oh, my God.
05:48I remember walking down the aisle to you.
05:51My eyelash got stuck in the veil.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:54If I hear that story one more time, I can't take it anymore.
05:58Yes.
06:03You don't understand what I went through.
06:05Oh, my God.
06:06I need a drink.
06:08I just can't get to him fast enough.
06:10I remember when we walked down the aisle, I couldn't get to you fast enough, but because
06:14everybody was staring at me.
06:16And I was like, I want to do so much.
06:19Don't start your wedding day with Mom, Dad.
06:21I, to this day, feel like I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
06:25Aw.
06:25Aw.
06:25Don't you feel that way?
06:29Be careful.
06:30Be careful now.
06:31I feel like I'm the most luckiest person in the entire universe.
06:36Cute.
06:37Good job.
06:38Good job.
06:39I learned from the legend.
06:43Oh, boy.
06:50Wedding day.
06:51The frozen wedding.
06:52Wedding day.
06:53Is she speaking Spanish yet?
06:54I gave her, like, a day to speak Spanish.
06:57Don't look at me.
06:58Mm-hmm.
06:59You don't teach me.
07:01At least I can read it.
07:02I don't need to teach you.
07:03Go learn on your own.
07:04Huching, huching.
07:06Juan and Jessica.
07:07Oh, my gosh.
07:08Look at David.
07:09Did you finish your vows last night?
07:11No.
07:12Juan David.
07:13You better get on it.
07:14I don't die, and I don't know where the damn charger was.
07:17Have you heard of pen and paper, bro?
07:19Yeah?
07:20No.
07:21Pencil and paper.
07:23You waited the last minute, too, though, on your vows.
07:26But I was busy doing stuff more than you.
07:28You don't do it the day of.
07:30You do it way beforehand.
07:32You work on your vows for a while.
07:35I was busy the whole time months leading up to the wedding.
07:38Oh, my God.
07:40Stop.
07:41Did you write your vows to Mom or no?
07:43No.
07:43We didn't write ours.
07:45I wish we did.
07:45We just followed the script in the book.
07:47That's what we did.
07:48See?
07:48We're basically twins.
07:49It was hard enough to remember, repeat what somebody was telling me, that trying to write
07:53your own vows was too much.
07:56Jess told me she has six pages.
07:58And I'm like, six of them.
08:00I thought we were doing two or two and a half, but six.
08:03Jeez, six pages?
08:05And then when I was three, I always dreamt about getting married.
08:09And then when I was four years old.
08:11We had little cue cards.
08:13It was about 10, but there was a small, yeah.
08:15Yeah.
08:15So that would equal, like, maybe a page.
08:18What is this?
08:19Is it vows or are they writing a book?
08:21I don't know.
08:21Six pages is about five pages too many.
08:24You have to be at the wedding venue at 2 p.m.
08:28And then the wedding starts at 4.
08:30So I have, like, two more hours procrastinating.
08:34That's what it is.
08:36What do you need?
08:36Just a couple minutes with chat GPT.
08:38That's all.
08:39You are the least romantic person.
08:41I am not.
08:43I'm very romantic.
08:44I think I did it, like, two hours in advance.
08:46Like, same.
08:47So thoughtful.
08:48It was thoughtful and from the heart.
08:50It touched me, but I didn't know you did it an hour before.
08:54Did you do it on the ride to the venue?
08:57No, it wasn't that bad either.
08:59Herbie, the wedding's being canceled.
09:02You don't have to get ready anymore, OK?
09:05I bet you he's been practicing that, too, just in case.
09:08He's like, I'm going back to Colombia.
09:09And there's nothing you can do.
09:11Just stop me.
09:12Oh, boy.
09:13Hopefully he can get his vows done, because they're about to get married.
09:16Say vows or bowels?
09:17I can't.
09:18Both.
09:18He better empty the bowels and write his vows.
09:22Mom's wedding day!
09:24Mom's wedding day!
09:26Off to the wedding.
09:27Hopefully it all goes smooth.
09:29It's going to.
09:31All these couples are, like, staying the night with each other and waking up with each other.
09:35And we did not do that.
09:36We were very traditional.
09:38You say that.
09:38Well, I don't know about that.
09:39Hey, Mom was pregnant, too, at your wedding with me.
09:42So let's not.
09:42Oh, she was pregnant that night.
09:46She got pregnant that night.
09:47You were born three months early.
09:50That's all I'm going to say about that.
09:54Let's get to it, sweetie.
09:58Oh!
09:59He's going down under.
10:00You ain't in Australia.
10:04Oh, great.
10:05You found the headset.
10:07Here's one for you, Dad.
10:08What is this?
10:09So we're going to play the silent disco.
10:11So everyone's going to put these on.
10:13You're going to link it to your phone.
10:15And then you're going to pick your favorite song.
10:18OK.
10:18And we're all going to dance.
10:20We are?
10:21Are you ready?
10:22OK.
10:23Get set and go.
10:26I love it when you work big things and your sexy static down the road.
10:30Almost the weekend, putting in these hours every day.
10:35I'm.
10:42Feeling at the top of my mind.
10:44What?
10:44You should have figured out.
10:47My way you should have figured out.
10:54But now.
10:55Woo!
10:58Whoa.
11:01Whoa, this was fun.
11:02Way to go, honey.
11:03I don't know what music you guys were listening, but.
11:10Wow.
11:10Woo!
11:16Oh!
11:16Bedding time.
11:17Bedding, bedding, bedding.
11:19Bedding time.
11:21She kind of didn't stop her bringing it.
11:23Bring it on.
11:24This is your guy, right?
11:25That's my G, my man.
11:26That's your guy.
11:26OK.
11:27That's my G.
11:27Right there, so P.
11:33OK.
11:34Oh, my goodness.
11:35She's wearing, like, a dress.
11:37Whoa!
11:38Whoa!
11:38Hold on now.
11:39Oh, hold on.
11:41OK.
11:41OK, lingerie.
11:43Ba-ba-bam, ba-ba-bam, ba-bam.
11:45Ooh.
11:45Holy.
11:46Wow.
11:48That's a tan for me.
11:49What would you wear in your bedding?
11:51A v-neck, pajama bottoms, matching.
11:54Yeah, I guess you just go with PJs.
11:56Good old PJs.
12:00You look great.
12:01Really?
12:02Yeah.
12:02Oh, my gosh.
12:04Perfect.
12:05It looks a little bit Chippendale.
12:07Chippendale or something.
12:08Oh, my God.
12:09You're matching him.
12:10Stop it.
12:11Jesus.
12:11Hey, who were it better?
12:13OK.
12:14OK.
12:15Hey, here we are.
12:17What do you think?
12:18So good.
12:20Wow.
12:20Ooh.
12:22Much better.
12:23One plan that did a pretty good job for this still looks like a porno setup.
12:28But it's a bedding.
12:30It's a bedding.
12:30As you're playing, I'm going to tell Shekinah to wait about 10 seconds, and then she's going
12:36to walk out on her own.
12:38Come greet him.
12:39OK.
12:40Aw.
12:40Wow.
12:41We had a violin on the other.
12:43Yeah.
12:43No, we had a harp.
12:44It was a harp?
12:45I don't know.
12:45I thought it was the same thing.
12:47The violinist needed a gig.
12:48This almost seems, I'm sorry, when I was a kid, I used to play getting married with
12:53some of my friends in an old apartment.
12:55You used to play getting married?
12:56I used to play getting married with my friends, and I did like one, and we like would kiss
13:01and giggle.
13:01A girl or a guy?
13:02A girl at the time.
13:05OK.
13:06Sarber, when I first met you, something about you felt familiar and comforting, like I'd
13:12known you for a long time.
13:14What do you think about having the vowels on your phone?
13:16Would you rather have it on a cute car, like little cards or something?
13:19I feel like there's a little extra element into writing it out that I'm a phone.
13:24And she kind of, I promise, to not cheat on you ever once in my life.
13:31That's nice.
13:32That's a good thing.
13:34That's what she needs.
13:35I love you.
13:36I'm not going to cheat on you.
13:37It's just the best time to bring that stuff up.
13:40He just wants to let her know, I will never cheat on you.
13:43Not even once.
13:44Not once.
13:44Yeah.
13:45So why don't you guys do your vows right now?
13:48Make up something right now.
13:50From the heart.
13:51From the day that I met you, I didn't think you were going to be the one.
13:55But when I started talking with you, I felt connection with your heart.
14:00You took everything from me and made me yours.
14:05I took everything.
14:06You took everything.
14:11I gave you everything.
14:13I gave you everything.
14:15By the power vested in me, it is my great honor to pronounce that you are husband and wife.
14:22You may seal your vows with a kiss.
14:26Congrats, Soprosh Akina.
14:28Well, it's a long time coming.
14:30Yay!
14:31Instead of a whole ceremony, you just get a kiss.
14:34Straight to the point.
14:35I want the whole thing.
14:36Oh, you want the whole thing?
14:37No, I want the whole ceremony.
14:39Oh.
14:40Psycho.
14:41Oh.
14:42It's not over yet.
14:44What are you doing?
14:46What is this?
14:47I can never get enough.
14:51Oh.
14:52Oh.
14:52You see me?
14:53You see this ring?
14:57Yeah, Sophie.
15:01Let's get to it, sweetie.
15:04Oh.
15:06He's going down under.
15:07You ain't in Australia.
15:08Well.
15:09Here we go.
15:11Oh, that's why they wanted the bedding, because then you can literally just go right to the bed.
15:16The bed.
15:16The bed.
15:16I didn't know if there was going to be some people watching on the phone or something like that.
15:21I mean, it would have been awkward if her daughter was there.
15:24Yeah, I might say so.
15:28Married forever.
15:33You're married, my friend.
15:35We got a poor one for the...
15:36Oh, my God.
15:38Alex.
15:40Well, we have to rank Shekinah and Sarpers.
15:42What do you give the venue?
15:44The hotel at seven.
15:46I give it a six.
15:48The dress.
15:49You like the dress?
15:50I like that.
15:50It's a ten.
15:51You liked it?
15:52I give it a nine for what this kind of wedding was.
15:55For the wedding.
15:55It was nine, nine and a half.
15:57It was good.
15:58They got a ten for originality, but we said execution.
16:02I give it an eight for what kind of wedding this was.
16:05They're pretty close to Joan and Greg here.
16:07They're fighting top frontrunner, so we'll see.
16:10And the prize is going to be out of this world.
16:13Just went and see, guys.
16:13Out of this world, you're never going to see it.
16:15Tell me something in French.
16:24I don't know what I had to do without you in my life.
16:28I would love you until the end of my life.
16:31Here you go.
16:36Arts and crafts.
16:37Yes.
16:37Well, I thought we didn't give each other a Father's Day card, so let's do one tonight.
16:42You have 60 seconds to do your design.
16:43I'll do mine.
16:44Did you not get the gift card I gave you?
16:46Yeah, but that didn't say anything special, so make it special.
16:49Oh, you don't need money.
16:50It's nothing special.
16:51Okay.
16:51Shut up.
16:51What color do you want?
16:52Purple.
16:53Purple.
16:53Okay.
16:54I'll do green.
16:55All right.
16:55Ready, set, go.
16:58Go.
16:58Oh, my goodness gracious.
17:03I'm going to do a little do, do, do.
17:07I don't think 60 seconds is going to be enough time.
17:14Oh, God.
17:16Are you done?
17:17I'm done.
17:19Okay, time's up.
17:20Time's up.
17:21Jeez.
17:21Did you make a tie?
17:22I did.
17:23You son of a God.
17:25Jeez.
17:26I did a little fringe.
17:28And I got Hap for Happy Father's Day.
17:31I did Happy Father's Day, and then it says love you to the best father.
17:36Aw.
17:37I said love you mucho, and then I drew our family.
17:42Aw.
17:43Okay, you win.
17:45You got me with that.
17:51Wow.
17:51Okay.
17:52Look at this nice little venue right here.
17:54Must be Mark and Mina.
17:56Oh, Mark and Mina.
17:58Oh, yeah.
17:59This is the fancy wedding.
18:01Maria.
18:03Maria.
18:06Yay.
18:09Aw.
18:10Look at Maria.
18:10Maria.
18:12Aw.
18:13Look at her waving to the crowd.
18:14Wow.
18:14Maria's, uh, she's stealing the show.
18:16Of course, little kids.
18:18All the little kids do.
18:20Aw.
18:21Babies and weddings.
18:22Babies and weddings.
18:24It's a very emotional season for me.
18:27You ready to go, I guess?
18:29Yeah.
18:30Okay.
18:31Aw, Mark's the dad walking her down the aisle.
18:34I gotta say, Mina, you know what?
18:36For all my differences I've had with her, she's rocking a ten out of ten out of Jess.
18:41Yeah, she's looking good.
18:43I, Mark.
18:44I, Mark.
18:45Take you, Mina.
18:46Take you, Mina.
18:47To be my wife.
18:48To be my wife.
18:50Moi, Mina.
18:51Moi, Mina.
18:53Je te prends Mark pour être mon époux.
18:55Oh, a bilingual wedding.
18:58We had that too.
18:59We did.
19:00I only understood part of it.
19:02I love that.
19:03Yeah.
19:04Tell me something in French.
19:05Give me my vows.
19:06Tu es vraiment l'amour de ma vie.
19:09Je ne sais pas ce que je devais faire sans toi dans ma vie.
19:12Je t'aimerais jusqu'au fond de ma vie.
19:17And you make he's the bride.
19:23Yay!
19:24Say hi!
19:26Yeah!
19:28Cheers!
19:29Cheers, cheers, cheers.
19:30Cheers, cheers, cheers.
19:31Mark and Mina got married.
19:34Cheers!
19:34Cheers!
19:36To the newlyweds.
19:37Woohoo!
19:39Everybody, if you would like to go, all of us going to the lawn, there will be a seaplane coming for landing.
19:44You ready to go for a ride?
19:46Yes.
19:47Oh, they're flying away.
19:49Look how cool that is.
19:50Oh my God.
19:51Is it going to have little bottles flying in the back?
19:54I was going to say.
19:56Wow.
19:58This is neat.
19:59And all you got was fireworks.
20:02I know.
20:03And I had to drive.
20:04I don't even know why I drew home in.
20:05How did I get home?
20:06From the venue?
20:07Yeah.
20:08A car?
20:09It was only a couple blocks.
20:10I know, but it wasn't a plane.
20:11I know that.
20:12I heard if you're planning for a worst-case scenario, that's the type of plane you want.
20:17The one for water.
20:18Yeah, because it's way easier to, like, escape and land.
20:21What if there's no water?
20:22Well, you make sure you find water, John.
20:24Okay, I'm just saying.
20:25And now the moment we've all been waiting for, Mr. and Mrs. Mark and Mina.
20:32Yay!
20:34Outfit change.
20:36Now that's a dress.
20:37Looking lovely.
20:38Beautiful.
20:40We had outfit changes.
20:41Leave it to us.
20:43Yeah, we did.
20:43We had outfit changes.
20:44So good for Mina, I think she's the only one that's changed her dress.
20:46And we put on t-shirts, too, for the love is love dance.
20:53Everything's going to be great, so.
20:55I'm pregnant.
20:57Not a joke.
20:59Oh, my God.
21:00I just love it.
21:01My knees are weak.
21:02Give him a heart attack.
21:03I knew.
21:04I knew she was joking.
21:06I was waiting for it.
21:07Oh, my God.
21:09Jordan would have lit your dress on fire.
21:11Every time I told you I was pregnant, you had the same reaction.
21:15You're like, what?
21:16No.
21:18My knees are weak.
21:20We did it, baby.
21:21Yeah, finally.
21:23I love you.
21:25I love you, too, baby.
21:27Nah.
21:28Aw, and they're married.
21:30Yeah, it looks like fun.
21:31Look at Maria.
21:33Like our kids at our Cameroonian wedding, Scarlett and Coben just dancing.
21:38Yeah, it was so cute.
21:39So cute.
21:39Little kids dancing, it's just the cutest.
21:42What are you going to rate this wedding?
21:43Their vows.
21:46It was kind of the traditional kind of vows, but they did do it bilingual, so I'll give them a five.
21:52I'll do an eight.
21:54Eight?
21:54Yeah.
21:56Okay.
21:57The language.
21:57I guess everybody has a right to their vote.
22:00The venue, I give it a ten.
22:04I give it a ten myself.
22:06I would have, on the lake like that, that was beautiful.
22:08Yeah.
22:09Dress, I give it eight and a half.
22:11I give the first dress a ten, the second one an eight and a half.
22:14Oh, really?
22:16And the execution of the wedding, I give it a nine.
22:20Hey, it was a ten.
22:21No, not a ten, because Kenny Armando's is a ten, but let's say 9.5.
22:26And I'm petty.
22:27I'm petty like that.
22:28You're comparing it to ours.
22:29You are being petty.
22:30Love it.
22:31Cheers.
22:31Cheers.
22:32It's all over, and at the same time, it just started.
22:38Oh, yeah.
22:39It is longer than you can ever anticipate, my boy.
22:43Longer.
22:45No, so long.
22:47Good luck, pal.
22:48So, all you're complaining about not having vows, I figured we can do them now, you know,
22:58better later than never.
22:59Really?
23:00Really, yes.
23:01I can't believe I'm doing this.
23:03In your little black book with your Sarpra outfit on.
23:05It's empty.
23:07Better stay empty.
23:09Okay.
23:09Ready?
23:17Hold on.
23:17Before you start, put it on.
23:19Uh-huh.
23:19Okay.
23:20Okay.
23:20I don't know how to do this, but...
23:24Okay.
23:25Oh, but look.
23:29Lauren, thank you for scratching me to sleep every night, making me coffee every morning,
23:34cleaning poopy diapers.
23:36You're the best.
23:37Love you from the whole world.
23:41Alex, I promise to love you every day, even if I don't want to scratch your ass every
23:47night.
23:47Thank you for always encouraging the kids to eat my delicious food, even when it's dry
23:52and bad.
23:53I love you.
23:54You see, this is good.
23:56Now we're done.
23:58We don't need to do nothing else.
23:59You're welcome.
23:59Yeah, it's a hard one.
24:03It won't always be this one.
24:05Maddie and Stevie, here she comes.
24:08Here we go.
24:10Maddie and Stevie, we join today in the celebration.
24:14Please face each other and join hands.
24:16You're going to cry here, too?
24:19No, I'm not going to cry here, too.
24:21Enough with the crying.
24:22In front of me.
24:23I'm very emotional.
24:25I see that.
24:29Maddie, I give you the serene as a simple reminder that you're becoming my husband.
24:33Saeed's like, no.
24:36Saeed's crying.
24:38No.
24:40Traditional vows.
24:41I got to say the best you can do.
24:43John, you're just such like.
24:44No.
24:44No.
24:45She's just softy, bro.
24:46You want to write your own vows.
24:47It's so cute.
24:48The best.
24:49You think people should express themselves uniquely.
24:51Oh, I'm saying this.
24:51You get no A's when you do it like that in my book, okay?
24:56You know, the best you can get is a B.
24:57I now pronounce you husband and wife.
25:00Maddie, you may kiss your bride.
25:01They did it!
25:03And his tie looked perfect.
25:05Perfect.
25:06Oh, one more kiss.
25:09I'd like to introduce you for the first time, Mr. and Misra's Maddie Jerome.
25:16Oh, yeah!
25:19Oh, yeah!
25:22Yeah!
25:24Congratulations!
25:26Woo, woo, woo, woo!
25:28Woo, woo, woo!
25:30Another good wedding.
25:31Another good wedding.
25:32Now it's time to party.
25:33Well, that's the best part about weddings.
25:34That's the best part, right?
25:35Yeah.
25:35It would be nice to see the new Maddie unwind a little bit, get a little tipsy, have a good
25:40time.
25:41Take the tie off.
25:42Do a little dirty dancing.
25:46We're just really happy that it's all over, and at the same time, it just started.
25:54Oh, yeah.
25:54It is longer than you can ever anticipate, my boy.
25:57It is long.
25:58You just...
25:59Long, baby.
26:03It goes so long.
26:07You have no idea how long it is, buddy.
26:13Good luck, pal.
26:16I love you.
26:18I love you, buddy.
26:19Yay!
26:21Yay!
26:21Cheers to them.
26:22Cheers to them.
26:23Cheers to them.
26:24Cheers to Maddie and Stevie.
26:26Happy wedding.
26:26Yeah, happy wedding.
26:27Woo!
26:28Freedy came up because she wants to do the rankings on Maddie and Stevie's wedding.
26:32Well, it's a Persian wedding.
26:34Oh, there you go.
26:35Let's rank this.
26:36What do you think?
26:37Vows.
26:38Eight.
26:38I give it a seven.
26:40They're kind of normal vows.
26:42Venue.
26:42I give it an eight and a half.
26:44Yeah, eight.
26:47Dress.
26:48Yeah.
26:48In our humble opinion, a seven.
26:51We know a lot about dresses.
26:53Yeah, we're all about it.
26:54And the execution, it was a nine and a half.
26:58Nine.
26:58Usually you're lower than me.
26:59This time I was lower than you.
27:01Oh.
27:01So, but a nine.
27:03But pretty good.
27:04But the low was a bit.
27:05Overall, good.
27:05I would enjoy myself.
27:06Overall, yes.
27:08One.
27:09You may now kiss the bride.
27:10Woo!
27:11Woo!
27:12Woo!
27:12I'm surprised, like, they didn't get married on a cruise ship.
27:16You know, I knew a buddy who married a stripper, and we went to a strip club for the after
27:20party.
27:21I think they lasted about a couple weeks.
27:23So maybe, you know, you don't go where you, you know?
27:27It's Father's Day.
27:28Did you come to get...
27:29Oh, sissy!
27:30Yay!
27:31How are you?
27:32Father's Day.
27:33Did you have a good day?
27:35Whoa!
27:36See Papa over there?
27:38Hey, buddy.
27:38How are you?
27:39Did you have a good time at Lala's?
27:41Yeah!
27:42Yeah.
27:43Oh, hi, buddy.
27:45Aw.
27:45Aw.
27:47Lala.
27:48Happy Father's Day.
27:48Happy Father's Day.
27:50All right.
27:50Are you guys going to bed?
27:53All right.
27:54I love you.
27:54Hey, grab your pajamas out of your room.
28:00Here we go.
28:01Where are we?
28:02Juan and Jessica.
28:03Hopefully Juan got his vows done.
28:07Juan's going to be like a fire from the hip kind of guy, you know?
28:10I gave up the cruise ships for you.
28:13Now I'm in Wyoming.
28:14Yeah, I wonder if we're going to have the martyr vows.
28:17Yeah, right.
28:18What if Jessica said something in Spanish?
28:21That would be a good idea.
28:23That would be the ultimate surprise.
28:26Look, we got a wedding.
28:27You want to watch?
28:28I think she's falling asleep already.
28:30She's purr and I can hear her.
28:32You like the show?
28:33She said yes.
28:35You like the weddings?
28:37Beautiful.
28:37She said yes, I can hear her.
28:39Yeah, we like them too.
28:40She said the weddings have been purr-fect.
28:45Yes, we have.
28:50Sposas, I would be like, yes.
28:51No.
28:52Yeah.
28:52Wife means sposa.
28:54Yes.
28:55Handcuffs means sposas.
28:57Same.
28:59Same.
29:00I guess it's the same symbolism.
29:03Yeah, you know?
29:04You ain't going nowhere.
29:05Going nowhere.
29:06Is he drunk?
29:07Is that going in his vows?
29:08I've been drunk at plenty of weddings before they even started.
29:11Don't give me some champagne.
29:17Well, here comes a bride.
29:19She looks so pretty.
29:21Why am I getting so emotional today?
29:23I keep getting emotional all day today.
29:25I already go view my vows.
29:27That's it.
29:28Scratching your ass?
29:29Yes.
29:30Keep scratching my ass.
29:31Good job.
29:33I'm surprised, like, they didn't get married on a cruise ship.
29:35Do you think that would have been a good idea?
29:37I don't know.
29:38It kind of goes with, like, their whole vibe.
29:39You know, I knew a buddy who married a stripper, and we went to a strip club for the after-party.
29:44It lasted about a couple weeks.
29:46So maybe, you know, you don't go where you're s**t.
29:48All right.
29:49I always got a story.
29:52I always got a story.
29:53I can't help but reflect on the journey that has brought us to this breathtakingly beautiful moment.
30:05You see, that's why the vows are no good.
30:08Make you cry and stuff.
30:10It is important for a woman to see her man cry.
30:12Oh, that's so sweet.
30:15Is dad crying?
30:16No.
30:17Oh, man.
30:19Oh, man.
30:21Hot in here.
30:22Oh, he's crying.
30:23It's kind of hot.
30:25We both got emotional during our vows.
30:28I remember the one was, every choice I've ever made, every road I've ever taken, any path that diverted me from that road led me to you.
30:38Yes, I remember that.
30:40That's sweet.
30:41I don't remember any of mine, but...
30:42Wow, damn it.
30:43I just started to tear up, and I thought I was going to get something good back.
30:46Te amare todos los dÃas de mi vida, y es un honor casarme con el hombre más bello del mundo.
30:57All right.
30:58She busted out some Spanish.
31:00Wow.
31:00Okay.
31:01Well, we're all surprised.
31:03Hey.
31:03Good job, Lauren.
31:05Yeah, you called it.
31:06I'm not going to say ours in Hebrew, so don't even think it.
31:09Juan, you may now kiss the bride.
31:11Oh, yeah.
31:15That was beautiful.
31:19Another happy ending to a beautiful wedding.
31:22Yeah, another great wedding.
31:23Yeah.
31:24One more 90-day marriage in the books.
31:27I kind of feel like I'm already, like, I don't know.
31:30Like a...
31:31Proud father.
31:34Okay, vows, what do you give?
31:36Well, Juan's, I give a nine and a half.
31:39You don't give her a nine and a half?
31:41Nine.
31:41Well, so a nine.
31:43All right.
31:43I give them a nine and vows as well.
31:46Dress.
31:47It was a classic, normal dress.
31:51I say seven.
31:53Eight for me.
31:53For venue, I give it a nine and a half.
31:58I think it's an eight.
31:59I love the snow and all that.
32:01I thought that was pretty.
32:02The snow isn't part of the venue.
32:04It's just part of nature.
32:05Well, that's why they had it outside.
32:08So it was a smart move.
32:10Okay.
32:10Okay, and the execution, I give a nine.
32:13Yeah, nine seems to go smooth and okay.
32:16Yeah, no problems.
32:17Congrats, guys.
32:18All good.
32:19Frida liked it.
32:20She might not act like it right now, but she actually liked it.
32:24Next time on 90 Day Fiancé, the couple's tell-all.
32:28It's tell-all time!
32:30Oh, man, I love a tell-all.
32:32Love the tell-all.
32:33Even being at a tell-all.
32:34I love it!
32:35Please welcome Big Ed!
32:37Woo-hoo!
32:38Greg, quit screwing around.
32:40Are you still living with Mommy?
32:42Oh, my God!
32:44I can't!
32:45Even Greg's like, listen here, you little-
32:47Well, Ed does know something about that.
32:49Problem is, Gregory's probably three times your size.
32:51You're the sourest person here.
32:53She is.
32:53I screw you.
32:54Sour apple candy.
32:55I don't even need to be here.
32:56Why are you attacking her?
32:58Wait, why do they have beef?
33:00We even got money on Shekinah.
33:03I don't know how I got so many people so riled up.
33:07You said something.
33:08Put your finger in my face again.
33:10Put your finger down.
33:12Then, yeah.
33:13Oh, my goodness.
33:15Maddie!
33:15Maddie, step up.
33:16Come on, now.
33:17Maddie.
33:18Oh, I knew he was going to explode at some point, this guy.
33:20You can't keep so many emotions inside.
33:22Oh, next week looks really good.
33:24It does look good.
33:26Okay, we've seen all the weddings now.
33:29Black Cat's score.
33:30The winner is, with an 8.9 score, Joan and Greg.
33:36Whoa.
33:37With an 8.9.
33:40Runner-up, Mark and Mina were runner-up.
33:44Guess who was the lowest score?
33:47I won't say loser.
33:48Probably Shana Lea.
33:50Exactly.
33:51Congratulations to everybody.
33:53This is better than the Oscars.
33:57Oh, happy Father's Day.
33:59I know, right?
34:00Yeah.
34:01You should help me get out of this tuxedo and finish this bedding for Father's Day.
34:06Okay, okay, okay, sir.
34:11We're the real heroes.
34:12I think we deserve another bit.
34:13Yeah, that sounds good to me.
34:14That sounds good to me.
34:15Come on.
34:16What a great Father's Day.
34:18Thanks for having me.
34:18We got to watch the show with my favorite fathers.
34:21Way to go, man.
34:22Come on, my G.
34:22Come on, help me up.
34:23Help me up.
34:24I'm getting told for this this day.
34:26Oh, my gosh.
34:27You guys are rolled.
34:28Thanks for having me.
34:31Thanks for marrying my daughter.