Thrust into a high-stakes chase around the world, fearless adventurer Lara Croft confronts her traumatic past while unraveling an ancient mystery.
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00:00I don't know.
00:30A hill. In the rainforest. In the summer.
00:36Devereux can't control what he's unleashed. Nor do I think he cares.
00:39If he gets that last peril stone, this chaos is going to get a lot worse.
00:50The battle site is close.
01:00The battle site is close.
01:09The battle site is close.
01:11Zip.
01:27I'm figuring it out.
01:29I'm figuring it out.
01:33A museum would be a nice change of pace from the usual doom and gloom tombs.
01:38This isn't a museum.
01:39It's a theme park.
01:40I mean, this is it.
01:42The site of the battle.
01:43This doesn't make sense, does it?
01:46Is the stone buried here?
01:48Or hiding in plain sight?
01:50Jonah, look for any clues that make sense of the tablet story.
01:53Any mention of a black head or stone of power.
01:55And keep an eye out for Devereux.
02:08Lara?
02:08Battlefield, blah, blah.
02:26Where three brothers met, blah, blah.
02:27I feel awkward for you.
02:30Have you ever been to a theme park?
02:32Theme parks are for cheap thrills.
02:33And over here is the magical Spirit Way.
02:38According to legend, the Spirit Way will guide you to the Yellow Emperor's tomb.
02:42Right beneath the golden ancestry tree.
02:46There you are.
03:00There you are.
03:08There you are.
03:09One more, Frank.
03:15Come on, I blinked.
03:16Do you mind if I just...
03:17Oh, thank you.
03:18Oh, that's so kind.
03:19Frank, the nice Australian woman wants to take a picture for us.
03:22If the tomb is beneath, there must be a way to access it.
03:38A lever or a...
03:41It's papier-mâché.
03:51I hate theme parks.
03:53Research for the cafe.
04:11This is pointless.
04:12We're going to move this way.
04:13This way.
04:15Even though we celebrate this as the site of the Battle of Zulu, no one knows where the
04:20actual battle took place.
04:22Now, does anyone know the names of the three brothers?
04:25Huang Ji, the Yan Emperor, and Qi You.
04:28Uh...
04:30Where is the real location of the battle?
04:33Hans?
04:33Um, it was lost to time?
04:37Nothing's ever lost, Hans.
04:39It's just waiting to be found.
04:41Jonah, we're leaving.
04:53Devaro is probably on his way to the real site by now.
04:55Come on, let's go.
04:56Wait.
04:57Listen to this.
04:58It gets into the mythology.
05:00Jonah.
05:00You're always saying mythology is the gateway to truth.
05:04Listen.
05:07Oh.
05:09Oh.
05:12The Battle of Zulu begins with the eldest of three brothers.
05:20Huang Ji descended from the heavens to give peace and prosperity to the mortal realm.
05:27The most prosperous were those of his two brothers, Yang and Qi You.
05:33But Qi You soon became corrupted by his crown.
05:37The crown was black and made of the hardest stone.
05:41A symbol for all his many black deeds.
05:45With the power of his black crown, he created chaos in the tribes of his brothers.
05:57Huang Di knew that if his youngest brother was not defeated, then he would consume the world and spread chaos.
06:04So, Huang Di prayed to the Lady of the Nine Heavens for the power to restore balance.
06:12And in return, she gifted him a golden dragon.
06:17With the help of the golden dragon, Huang Di was able to fight through Qi You's storm.
06:27To keep the black crown out of dangerous hands, Huang Di fed it to his dragon.
06:33All the tribes were now safe, and Huang Di named himself the Yellow Emperor.
06:40The first emperor to unite China.
06:43After a hundred years of balance, Huang Di climbed aboard his golden dragon and returned to the heavens.
06:50But their mortal bodies could not ascend, and came crashing down to earth.
06:57Upon hitting the ground, his dragon's body created a golden tree that blooms in all seasons.
07:04The spirits of Huang Di and his dragon became stars directly above the tree.
07:13Which astronomers now call Gamma Leonis.
07:16Hmm, you were right.
07:21This was surprisingly helpful.
07:24Zip, can you find the coordinates of Gamma Leonis in 2500 BCE?
07:28On it.
07:29Hmm.
07:30May I borrow this?
07:31Brits, am I right?
07:35Dropping U coordinates now.
07:39It's a mountain range.
07:42Any, um...
07:42No landmarks, no nada.
07:44Yeah, definitely no golden tree dragon.
07:47It's gotta be a metaphor, right?
07:49But this battle took place eons ago.
07:52If it even did it all.
07:54It's a myth.
07:55What if it's all a metaphor?
07:58Here, just off the coordinates.
08:00Three mountains, three brothers.
08:03The place where three brothers meet.
08:08Zip.
08:09We're gonna need a ride.
08:11How's the menu research going?
08:20Noting that pork boughs don't digest well when combined with boba tea.
08:26We're here.
08:29No signs of Devereaux.
08:31Preparing to land.
08:33What's after this?
08:35What do you mean?
08:36When we stop Devereaux, what's next?
08:41I'm going back, redesigning the menu.
08:45What about you?
08:47Back home to Croft Manor?
08:49Or back to some other mission?
08:51Or extreme sport?
08:52Croft Manor isn't home.
08:55It's too full of ghosts for that.
08:56You really have no beautiful memories there?
09:01I do.
09:02That's what makes it so hard.
09:04The ghosts of your father and Wrath don't haunt that house.
09:08They haunt you.
09:10You're grieving.
09:13Running yourself ragged
09:15is not going to make that pain go away.
09:18But I promise you, Lara.
09:22Everything you want is on the other side of letting go.
09:27You hold on to the pain because you understand it.
09:32It's where you think you gather your strength from.
09:35That's why you'll stop him, Devereaux.
09:38Because deep down you know it's not true.
09:40You know there's something stronger than pain.
09:43Do I?
09:43If I had the Peril Stones when you and I went after Trinity,
09:47I might have...
09:48I would have...
09:50No.
09:52You wouldn't.
09:56You're not cut from the same cloth as Devereaux.
09:59Or Wrath.
10:00Or your father.
10:02You're something else.
10:04What am I?
10:06You'll know it lasts.
10:08That's how it always works.
10:13All the writings say Huang Di was buried with the Black Stone.
10:22We're looking for a tomb.
10:24A temple.
10:27This is a needle in a haystack.
10:36Lara.
10:43Huh?
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11:13There's more!
11:21It's the Chinese Zodiac.
11:23Aha!
11:25The 12 animals of the Chinese Zodiac were chosen in a contest known as the Heavenly Gate Race.
11:34Ah, that actually makes sense. Yellow Emperor Dude dies and becomes a star.
11:39Wait till his body has to do with the stars.
11:42It's a puzzle. What was the order in the race? Who won first?
11:47It's a kid's book. It says everyone won equally. I need ice cream.
11:51I got you. Coming in first in the Great Heavenly Race is... The Rat!
12:03Closely followed by the Hoofman himself, the Ox, in second place.
12:08Ox, Ox. Where... ah...
12:12Pouncing in on third is the Tiger. Coming in hot!
12:17At the fourth is Rabbit. The Dragon swoops in at fifth.
12:21Wait, how did a rat and a rabbit beat a dragon in the race?
12:24Let's argue Dragon Athletics later.
12:26Sorry, sorry, sorry. Snake, horse, goat, monkey, rooster, dog.
12:31And coming in last, but not least, is the graceful and delicious pig.
12:36Pee!
12:54Well then, shall we take the yellow brick road?
13:06We are not in China anymore, Toto.
13:16Um... the... the... the thing about... the thing is that, uh... huh... um... yeah... you're in Mongolia... and I'm freaking out!
13:29The whole teleportation of atoms at this level has never been achieved!
13:36This is Earth-shattering!
13:38Or soon will be.
13:40You know, this is really demoralizing.
13:49We killed that puzzle! How do you find it first?
13:52The more relevant question is, how do we stop him?
13:55Could really use one of your crazy and reckless ideas about now.
14:25I'm essentially trying to be able to defend the prize.
14:28That shouldn't be true.
14:30Well, look at this.
14:31That's not good.
14:32This isn't very exciting.
14:33This is like a bird!
14:35That's not a rabbit.
14:39This is as a bird and a rounder.
14:42You can all go.
14:45The two of us cars.
14:46You can all go.
14:47The one of us cars is going to help us.
14:48We can all go.
14:51I'm not going to find them for us.
14:52Oh, my God.
15:23Lara? I heard gunfire.
15:26I'm alright. I don't see Deborah.
15:52It looks like a dragon.
15:58In greed, one accepts the false and loses the real.
16:04This is chaos.
16:22And I thought kitesurfing would be the highlight of my day.
16:52This is chaos.
17:14Thousands of people, Deborah!
17:17You'll kill thousands if you go through with this!
17:20Have you seen the storms?
17:23We need balance to survive!
17:25What do you know of balance?
17:28I know this makes you no different from the light.
17:33There has to be more beyond the grief.
17:36This... this can't be all there is.
17:39Fire and revenge.
17:43Aren't you sick and tired of being sick and tired?
17:50I am.
17:57That's why...
18:01I must see this through.
18:03Severo, no!
18:05Oh my god!
18:06No!
18:07No!
18:08Now I have to deal with you.
18:12No idea.
18:16Let's go.
18:21Let's go.
18:26Look at you. Without revenge and anger driving you, you are nothing!
18:56Lara? Lara! Talk to me, damn you!
19:14Oh, God. He's here.
19:18No!
19:18No!
19:25Shana...
19:35Shana...
19:43No!
19:46No!
19:56No!
19:58Promise me something.
20:19Don't make the same mistakes he did.
20:22If this is the life you've chosen,
20:25don't do it because you're running away
20:27from the things that are hard.
20:30The people we love are the treasure
20:32you will never find in a tomb.
20:52You're not cut from the same cloth as Devereux
20:55or Wrath
20:56or your father.
20:59You're something else.
21:01What am I?
21:03You'll know it lasts.
21:07That's how it always works.
21:08Jonah.
21:24Jonah.
21:29Jonah.
21:29No!
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24:29No!