Thrust into a high-stakes chase around the world, fearless adventurer Lara Croft confronts her traumatic past while unraveling an ancient mystery.
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00:00You
00:30Papa
00:49Let me come with you
00:52I don't need your help
00:55Don't do this
00:58Please
01:00Don't go
01:03Wait, Camilla
01:09Let her go
01:11It hurts less that way
01:20If you let him go
01:28Memories
01:38I bet they all want you to move on
01:41To let go
01:43Without revenge and anger driving you
01:51You
01:53Are
01:54Nothing
01:55Who are you, Lara Croft?
02:08Who are you, Lara Croft?
02:21Tashi?
02:23You must restore balance
02:30Return the stones to Nuwa
02:33At the peak of Kunlu mountain
02:35Devereux is too powerful
02:38I'm not strong enough
02:40I'm not strong enough
02:46Balance in all things, Lara Croft
02:50Look inward
02:56Grief
02:57Pain
02:58Failure
02:59Failure
03:02Joy
03:03Triumph
03:04Love
03:08If you only let one in
03:12You are imbalanced
03:13Like your father
03:15Like Conrad Roth
03:17Like Charles D'Avereux
03:18You have strength enough
03:19But you must know who you are before you can find it
03:20Like Charles D'Avereux
03:21You have strength enough
03:23But you must know who you are before you can find it
03:28Who are you?
03:29You're a Croft
03:31Who are you?
03:33Who are you?
03:34You're a Croft
03:35Who are you?
03:36Who are you?
03:37Who are you?
03:38You're a Croft
03:41I'm not that kind of Croft.
04:05No.
04:11Lara!
04:33Have you seen Lara?
04:35Did she make it?
04:36Someone, please!
04:37Jonah!
04:46Zip, he's awake!
04:51Am I dead?
04:52Not yet.
04:53How are you feeling?
04:56Like I got hit by a tornado.
04:59Glad to see you up, brother.
05:04Come on, let's get some food in you.
05:06The fish is incredible.
05:08I mean, obviously, fishing village, but...
05:10Devereux came out of that gold tree wielding tornadoes like Pecos built, and you're eating
05:15rice?
05:16Ginger soy fish, actually.
05:17The rice, it's not the star.
05:20I'm devising a plan, but neither of us can fight him if we're strung out.
05:24Eat right now.
05:25Fight when we're strongest.
05:27That actually makes sense.
05:30Are you sick?
05:32What's wrong with you?
05:33Elsie!
05:34Get to a TV stack!
05:37That's him.
05:38Zip, what's under that cloud?
05:40Nada.
05:41An old marine research lab.
05:42But it's been abandoned for years.
05:43He's there.
05:44Zip, update Camilla.
05:45I'd wager a water slide.
05:46That's where she'll find her missing light members.
05:47I'm on it.
05:48Jonah, I need your help.
05:56Yes.
05:57Don't let us know that.
06:06You don't want to know how did you get out of the river?
06:10I need your help.
06:14O-o-o-okay.
06:16Alright.
06:18I know I've been terrible at asking before.
06:21You've never asked.
06:23I was wrong.
06:25I'm sorry.
06:27And I don't want to put you in danger.
06:29But I'd be lying if I said I didn't need your help.
06:33And I don't want to lie anymore.
06:40Are you crying?
06:42Real men cry real tears.
06:47Of course I'm with you, little bird.
06:50Someone needs to make sure you don't get into trouble.
06:54Well, we'll need to get into a little trouble.
07:10I have a bad feeling about this.
07:19Uh, look for an old supply tray.
07:25Yeah, it should take you right under the wall of death.
07:28Hehehe.
07:33If you get this truck of junk to run,
07:35I'll never dish your banana pudding again.
07:38My future wife is a mechanic. I...
07:40Wait.
07:41What's wrong with my banana pudding?
07:43It tastes artificial.
07:45Hmm.
07:47Ugh.
07:49Why is this only now coming up?
07:51Because the world is in it.
07:52Hmm.
07:54I barely use any extract.
07:56Maybe I had some kind of reduction.
07:58Not at all.
07:59Hmm.
08:00Hmm.
08:01Hmm.
08:02Hmm.
08:03Hmm.
08:04Hmm.
08:05Hmm.
08:06Hmm.
08:07Hmm.
08:08Hmm.
08:09Hmm.
08:10Hmm.
08:11Hmm.
08:12Hmm.
08:13Hmm.
08:14Hmm.
08:15Hmm.
08:16Hmm.
08:17Hmm.
08:18Hmm.
08:19Hmm.
08:20Hmm.
08:21Hmm.
08:24Hmm.
08:31Hmm.
08:32Hmm.
08:33Hmm.
08:34Hmm.
08:36Hmm.
08:38Hello.
08:39Um.
08:41Hmm.
08:45Hmm.
08:48Lara!
09:04Lara?
09:11You must be Jonah.
09:15Jonah? Camilla?
09:18Cam?
09:19Jonah?
09:20Ah.
09:21The look of a man who's heard mixed things.
09:24What do you find out?
09:26It seems the Portuguese president is part of the light.
09:29He defunded the lab to give his cronies a place to meet in secret, away from the madding crowd.
09:33Very Bond villain though, isn't it?
09:36Just once, I would like a secret society to meet on a beach in Maui.
09:40Focus, Cam.
09:42We believe the heads of the light were meeting here for a summit, to launch the next phase of their plan.
09:47Your psycho-nemesis stopped them.
09:53We're running out of time.
09:55This way.
09:56He's taking them hostage in the main lab.
09:59But there's a problem.
10:01You could've warned me to bring a parka.
10:03This place could be on fire in two minutes, or implode.
10:07That's how chaos works.
10:08I'm sorry?
10:09Implode?
10:10The problem.
10:11There's another lever on the other side.
10:14But only access is a wet porch.
10:16And it's also iced over.
10:17Hmm.
10:18This is insane.
10:19Tell her.
10:20She's a grown woman.
10:21It's freezing cold down there.
10:22Hence, the wetsuit.
10:23And dark.
10:24I forgot how it felt to want to strangle you.
10:25I'll be fine.
10:26Probably.
10:27I'll be fine.
10:28I'll be fine.
10:29Probably.
10:30I'll be fine.
10:31I'll be fine.
10:32Probably.
10:33I'll be fine.
10:34I'll be fine.
10:35I'll be fine.
10:36Probably.
11:03I'll be fine.
11:33You reckled?
11:48That was stressful.
11:59Have you ever heard of the Gordian Worm?
12:01They're born at the bottom of lakes and ponds, born staring up at a sun they can never
12:07get to.
12:08So they allow themselves to be eaten.
12:11And once inside their host, the Cricket will say they will infect it with a powerful neurotoxin.
12:19The Cricket will suddenly stop chirping, eating, moving, except by permission of the Worm.
12:27Until soon the Cricket will feel only one need, to dive into deep water and drown itself.
12:35Which is when the Worm will hatch from its lifeless corpse and begin its work again.
12:41The light shines on.
12:44There's no head you can cut off here, pal.
12:47There are thousands more like us.
12:49And I'm not here to cut off your heads.
12:52I'm here to infect your colony.
12:58Wait!
12:59The only way to survive what's about to happen is to get the stone staff from him.
13:02If that psycho kills the light members, our investigation will be set back decades.
13:07If we don't get that staff, the world will be set back indefinitely.
13:11Ugh.
13:14On the ground!
13:15On the ground now!
13:17Huh?
13:22Ugh.
13:23Huh?
13:24Huh?
13:25Huh?
13:27Huh?
13:28Rugged!
13:29Augh!
13:32Huh!
13:34Ugh!
13:36Get them out of here!
14:06Why won't you just die?
14:25Age before beauty.
14:30Come on! Come on, let's go!
14:33I'll get them out safely. Go!
15:03Come on!
15:06Come on!
15:08Come on, let's go!
15:13Come on, let's go!
15:17Come on, let's go!
15:22Come on, let's go!
15:26Come on, let's go!
15:29Come on, let's go!
15:38Come on, let's go!
15:44Come on, let's go!
15:59My God!
16:03Come on, let's go!
16:08Come on, let's go!
16:12Come on, let's go!
16:18Come on!
16:20Come on, let's go!
16:27Come on, let's go!
16:30Come on!
16:34You're both pathetic.
17:04You know the light will destroy the world, yet neither of you are strong enough to do what must be done.
17:10This guy doesn't even know me. First impressions of everything.
17:14Well now I'm insecure.
17:34Lara, what are you doing?
18:02Lara, what are you doing?
18:04I trusted you.
18:06Lara, stop!
18:08You abandoned me.
18:11Don't let me do this.
18:16You know I love you.
18:28I love you.
18:44I love you.
19:00I love you.
19:22How?
19:24Balance.
19:26As you said, the stones themselves are not evil.
19:30Turns out I'm not the weak one, Devereux.
19:34They would have wanted us to be at peace.
19:52Look, I didn't know what you'd need.
20:08Water, ice, mountain climbing.
20:22So I packed it all.
20:24And more shells for your shotgun.
20:26You're amazing.
20:28Yeah.
20:30Amazing enough to come back too.
20:33Every day, for the rest of my life.
20:35Your GPS already has the coordinates.
20:41You sure it's Kunlun Mountain?
20:43Kunlun is the home of the gods.
20:46It's where myth says Nuwa created the stones.
20:49The myth also says she made it impossible for humans to get into.
20:53We'll cross that bridge when we get there.
20:56Confident.
20:57I put some surprises in there.
21:00Upgraded your grappler, should go farther and hold more weight.
21:04Some deodorant.
21:06Good Lord knows.
21:08And...
21:10I brought this.
21:12You're going through the mouth of hell to get to heaven.
21:15Trust me.
21:16You're gonna need it.
21:29Hey!
21:30Don't die.
21:32Don't die.
22:00I'll see you next time.
22:01Bye!