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Shifty S01E04
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00:00:00In my mind
00:00:30In my head
00:00:32This is where we all came from
00:00:37Dreams we had
00:00:40Love we shared
00:00:43This is what we're waiting for
00:00:48In my mind
00:00:50In my head
00:00:53This is where
00:00:56We all we hope
00:00:58In my mind
00:01:01In my head
00:01:03In my head
00:01:03In my head
00:01:15The
00:01:28couldn't make the payments you went to the building society and what did this you say to
00:01:35them you said we need help we can't we're getting into more and more debt with you
00:01:40we need you to do something we're not just sitting at home saying right we wait for the
00:01:45bailiffs to knock on our door and he said no today we are paying 467 pound on a place that
00:01:52we do not live in and now we live in one room with my mother and we're lucky like that lady
00:01:57over there that we had my mother to go to but why should we why should we both two people working
00:02:03earning average salaries what were we supposed to do well I think the fact is that if you want to
00:02:08have money available to buy a house which you borrow you have to pay what it costs in the
00:02:14marketplace but they are temporary interest rates every time when we first bought it and they started
00:02:25going up you think you feel a bit insecure but you say to yourself this is just a hiccup and then
00:02:31they keep going up and they keep going up unless they keep going up and then you get into debt then
00:02:36you get letters from the bank manager and you suddenly think they are not going to pay the
00:02:40mortgage this month they're not going to what are we going to do these are the real people
00:02:44hard-working people trying to have a decent life given given encouragement by the government yes
00:02:52told to buy I entirely understand that but if you buy a house and you buy it on borrowed money you
00:02:58have you can't even afford to pay the water bill I'm saying yes there are very much there's an alien
00:03:05spaceship there is it's in the tree like this alien is in the tree at the moment yeah right and it's
00:03:12just so weird but um if I zoom you in there you can see it that is you've got a close-up yeah
00:03:19this is serious business where the hell is it now it's there it's there bloody hell can I say I don't
00:03:29care about my swearing but that is look at that mom you hold the camera straight can you see it
00:03:37there's an alien spaceship there there's a spaceship over there it's over there it's just this really
00:03:44bright light yeah I'm an alien creature from outer space with an alien body and an alien face I don't
00:03:55care if an alien well look see the rats I mean they can swim and then just swim up and under and come
00:04:12up the pan so that's it I said you'll let me get them out because I said I feel like having to say take the toilet
00:04:18completely away or just pour all cement the stuff down there well like I said to you before like I said to you
00:04:24before get that seal sealed off with a bit of cement but obviously even if you'd have done that yeah it
00:04:31wouldn't have cured it because I'm worried if we put say cement down there that it's going to affect the toilet
00:04:36yeah we don't really have to flash the toilet that's what I'm worried about it's unfortunately you've just got an
00:04:41unusual sort of system here aren't you really certainly need it sorted out
00:04:45not too bad
00:04:54you've got to be careful here in your step I know he ain't too bad here
00:04:57you're not too bad
00:04:59you're not too bad
00:05:03you're not too bad
00:05:05you're not too bad
00:05:07you're not too bad
00:05:13you're not too bad
00:05:31The first thing I was aware of was driving up through Camelford at 4 o'clock in the morning
00:05:46and finding all the stopcocks turned on and water flowing down the main street.
00:05:53That day and then the next, we began to get numbers of people coming in with mouth ulcers,
00:05:59diarrhoea and vomiting, skin rashes and conjunctivitis that we hadn't expected.
00:06:07A little later, Councillor Roberts phoned me and said,
00:06:11we think there's a problem with the water, we don't know exactly what,
00:06:15but we ought to get together to discuss this.
00:06:29I love you all!
00:06:34I love you all!
00:06:35I love you all!
00:06:39Everybody can't do it!
00:06:49Keep us a new beer and say,
00:06:52we ain't doing it, we ain't doing it, we ain't doing it, we ain't doing it.
00:06:56We, yeah, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire,火ila, fire, fire, fire.
00:07:06I'm right, I'm right, I'm right, I'm right.
00:07:36Well, there she goes, eh? Hard to believe you'll not see another one of them, and they're both.
00:08:06I can't believe it. 650 years, and, you know, this is the end of it now.
00:08:29How long did you work here? Sorry? How long did you work here? In the shipyards. Nearly 18 years.
00:08:36I think that's above nothing. Sorry, I didn't mean to be...
00:08:43There's a kind of two things going on at once. One is a major cost-cutting exercise, which is happening all across the zoo.
00:08:50And the other one, sort of coincidental with that, is an effort to redefine what we do to be somewhat more relevant for the visiting public in the 20th century.
00:08:57What are you looking for in the new keepers?
00:09:04We want people who are adaptable, personable, good kind of, you know, personal skills, talking to the public.
00:09:11Because the public are our, the visitors are our bread and butter.
00:09:18So, I mean, we can't afford to have people, I think, who kind of are not happy with interacting with the public.
00:09:25And in order to do that, you know, you've got to have a friendly, outgoing, cheerful character.
00:09:31Everyone tells me what a miserable individual I am, walking around, and the overseers quite often tell me to smile.
00:09:38So, you know, I try my best to. I do let my hair down and smile occasionally after work.
00:10:03I get down and smell occasionally after work
00:10:10Trying to make me laugh now
00:10:33All I can describe them as were mental, they just walked until they hit a wall and then they still kept walking until they wore their feet out
00:10:58And the first one died, the rest we had put down because there was nothing you could do with them
00:11:17Animals are a barometer for the humans
00:11:21So if it's going to affect rabbits to that degree what's it going to do to humans?
00:11:27You know as well
00:11:29BEEP
00:11:31BEEP
00:11:33BEEP
00:11:35BEEP
00:11:37BEEP
00:11:39BEEP
00:11:41One pound five, forty-six, ninety-six.
00:11:58Comes to eleven pounds exactly.
00:12:01Four old Spider and Karen.
00:12:05Unfortunately, while the boys went to confront the rest of the house with the bill,
00:12:09Spider was coping with some bad news.
00:12:11Her mother had rung to say her pet rabbit, Bingo, had died.
00:12:17You all right?
00:12:21You OK?
00:12:22No, my rabbit died.
00:12:25This doesn't matter, leave us for later, OK?
00:12:34Do you think the injection hurts?
00:12:37No, I don't think if he's in that much pain
00:12:39and they've decided to put him down, then the injection would...
00:12:42They probably wouldn't have even felt it at all.
00:12:45I bet he'll be all right, cos he'll be in heaven now, won't he?
00:12:49Mm-hm.
00:12:50Wherever.
00:12:50I don't know if I believe in heaven or not, so I can't answer that one.
00:12:54He'll be somewhere there.
00:12:58They're somewhere there.
00:13:28They're somewhere there.
00:13:58Of course, the chairman or the president of the commission, Mr. Delors, said at press
00:14:13conference the other day that he wanted the European Parliament to be the democratic body
00:14:18of the community, he wanted the commission to be the executive, and he wanted the council
00:14:23of ministers to be the Senate. No, no, no.
00:14:53They're somewhere there.
00:14:59They're somewhere there.
00:15:01They're somewhere there.
00:15:05So, let's go.
00:16:42Go on then.
00:16:43Go on then.
00:16:44Go on then.
00:16:45Go on, help me.
00:16:46Hiya!
00:16:47Come on.
00:16:48Come on.
00:16:49Come on.
00:16:50Come on.
00:16:51Come on.
00:16:52Come on.
00:16:53Come on then.
00:16:54What's a bit of water?
00:16:56You can do a bit.
00:16:57It's smelly.
00:16:58I'll get you, son.
00:16:59Don't forget it.
00:17:00I will get you.
00:17:01No water.
00:17:02I will get you.
00:17:03What do you say?
00:17:04I won't get died.
00:17:05I won't get died.
00:17:06I will get you.
00:17:07I will get you.
00:17:08I won't get died.
00:17:09I will get you.
00:17:10What do you say?
00:17:11I won't get...
00:17:12I won't get died.
00:17:13I won't get died.
00:17:14I will get you.
00:17:15I won't get you.
00:17:16I won't get you.
00:17:17I say I will get you.
00:17:18No problem.
00:17:19No problem.
00:17:20No problem.
00:17:32How about one Romeo 18, Tony?
00:17:35He's just paid for dinner.
00:17:36He's paid for dinner.
00:17:37Look, I don't mind paying for dinner.
00:17:39I don't mind paying for the car.
00:17:40But can you imagine being one of these people?
00:17:43I mean, can you imagine the job satisfaction of pissing off the entire population of London?
00:17:49I mean, what's the point?
00:17:50You know?
00:17:51Yeah.
00:17:52They must be so little.
00:17:53You have to rise above it, because they think that the 85 quid is going to kill us.
00:17:56It's not.
00:17:57Ciao.
00:17:59And all I'm saying is, as grown-ups, my car has a hydraulic suspension system,
00:18:04which, when down, will get damaged if the car is moved.
00:18:07Well, he's assured me that, in fact, it won't be damaged.
00:18:09He has.
00:18:10OK.
00:18:11If it does get damaged, then you have a right to make a claim against them for any damage
00:18:14that's caused to your vehicle.
00:18:15Right.
00:18:16And that is your right.
00:18:17Well, I think rights are for ignorant people.
00:18:19All right.
00:18:20Thanks very much.
00:18:21Move over!
00:18:34I'll give up to poor people.
00:18:35SoSwav first was a little bit, right?
00:18:37And this is so funny.
00:18:38Ask yourself, Amina, I'm a little нашем antique athlete.
00:18:40But since there is some kind of store for nearly $10,000 in this industry,
00:18:42It's not possible to attribute
00:19:11the very real current health effects which some people are still suffering to the toxic
00:19:19effects of the incident except in so far as they are the consequence of the sustained
00:19:27anxiety which has been felt quite naturally by so many people.
00:20:17And that is the famous bandit.
00:20:28There you see, look.
00:20:29Loads of money and that used to say bandit but I put and must save.
00:20:34These are things that turn and if you get lucky it will come out of here and you win.
00:20:39Let's move that up just in case I do win.
00:20:41And you have got to have a bar, star, bar or a star, bar, star.
00:20:45I get a bar, bar, bar or a bar, bar, bar or a star, star, bar or a bar, bar, star.
00:20:52I think you get that, don't you?
00:20:54Ok, this is my lucky one now.
00:20:56You kiss it.
00:20:58You kiss it.
00:21:00Ok.
00:21:01Oh.
00:21:02Surely you are not really at risk.
00:21:03Um.
00:21:04Who can say?
00:21:05I have got a friend who is one of the most least promiscuous people I have ever known.
00:21:20And she contracted it from somebody she has been going out with for two years.
00:21:28So are you worried?
00:21:33Yes.
00:21:34Of course.
00:21:35Not worried, concerned.
00:21:58What are night sweats exactly?
00:22:02Well you, you'd go to sleep at night and as I'm sort of dozing off my body temperature would rise.
00:22:08And I would, you know, by morning time if, you know, the sleep was irregular, you would sort of wake up.
00:22:15By morning time sometimes the bed would be drenched, sopping wet.
00:22:18The fear did hit me and you, you're sort of, um, not about your wits.
00:22:27You're sort of a different person.
00:22:29So it isn't, it isn't reason.
00:22:31It's, it's not rational.
00:22:33It's just anxiety.
00:22:34But were you scared of pain or suffering or death?
00:22:37No, I've experienced quite a lot of pain and I'm not afraid of pain.
00:22:41Um, I can't put my finger on it.
00:22:44It must be just afraid of the unknown, afraid that I was dying.
00:22:49It could be.
00:23:02I can't go.
00:23:05Yeah.
00:23:09That's okay.
00:23:40It's heavy, so if it's heavy metal, it's what you call heavy metal, then you've got a pretty heavy lyric to it.
00:23:58I suppose writing about the darker forces and the darker sides of whatever fits the music.
00:24:05I mean, you would hardly write about a love song to that kind of heaviness.
00:24:11I mean, throughout history, musicians, I can't remember the name of the composer, but there was one composer who looked upon as being too heavy for the time.
00:24:22I'm trying to ring my agent to get my bookings.
00:24:49It's ringing.
00:24:53What do you think?
00:24:54Hello, George.
00:24:56It's Scott Davis here.
00:24:58Have you got help for me this week?
00:25:03Churton.
00:25:05Churton.
00:25:05That's bloody where the riots are, isn't it?
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:15And they're going to blow the petrol station up.
00:25:18The club goes up.
00:25:20I don't think I want to go there, really.
00:25:22So, right.
00:25:28Right.
00:25:30Bye now.
00:25:31Oh, shit.
00:25:32I needed to see you so much today.
00:25:38I had the worst day of my life.
00:25:39My parents came back and I'd left the car outside, all crunched up like a little sardine can.
00:25:44And I hadn't told them.
00:25:48I didn't think they were getting back at seven o'clock in the morning.
00:25:51My father walked in and saw it sitting outside.
00:25:55Yeah, what do you think?
00:25:57And there they went.
00:25:58They freaked.
00:26:00Freaked!
00:26:01And Mum bought me a Rolex.
00:26:03And she came back and she said, I bought you a present, but you're not going to have it.
00:26:10Because you squished the car.
00:26:12She bought one for all of us.
00:26:14All the girlies.
00:26:18I got these.
00:26:20The children die to get their hands on them.
00:26:23But I don't let them.
00:26:25They're Guatemalan worry dolls, I think they're called.
00:26:29And it's quite good, because you're supposed to tell them your worries and they solve them.
00:26:33And it's quite a bit of it.
00:26:34I don't know.
00:26:37The bastards haven't been working very well for me.
00:26:44I have a shout at them occasionally.
00:27:03I'm not a scientist.
00:27:26I'm not an appendage of Stephen, as I very much feel I am, when we go to some of these official gatherings.
00:27:34I mean, sometimes I'm not even introduced to people.
00:27:36I come along behind.
00:27:37And I don't really know who I'm speaking to.
00:27:46But with my friends, I'm just me.
00:27:48And that's just Jane.
00:27:49That's terribly important.
00:27:51It's terribly important for my self-respect.
00:27:53And terribly important for my survival, I think.
00:28:03All right.
00:28:04So I'll see you in keys this evening.
00:28:07Yes.
00:28:12What time?
00:28:157.10.
00:28:16Fine.
00:28:17OK.
00:28:17I'm sort of pinching myself.
00:28:32Yes.
00:28:32If you'd said to me, what, four months ago, you'd be attending a victory party to celebrate the majority of their clouds and set aside.
00:28:38Never.
00:28:38Never.
00:28:39Never.
00:28:39Never.
00:29:08Never.
00:29:16Would you like a slow song, Andrea?
00:29:35Would you like the fast one or do you want someone a bit a bit raunchy?
00:29:44I think you're gonna have to take what you get
00:30:05Yeah
00:30:26This is your police message. Disposed to your home addresses.
00:30:35Your car has been removed, madam.
00:30:57It's cut and dried.
00:30:58Can you explain to us where we're meant to park at this time of night?
00:31:01It's dangerous.
00:31:02It's not dangerous for women to drive and walk around at night.
00:31:06What am I meant to do at night, OK?
00:31:08Whatever you say, it is dangerous girls walking individually on their own around London.
00:31:12So what are you meant to do?
00:31:13I have the same problem as you.
00:31:14I'm a female.
00:31:15Yeah, but you're a policeman and you're usually impaired.
00:31:17It makes no difference when I'm on my own, but I carry one of these panic alarms with me.
00:31:21All they are is pressurised container, then you can carry it along the street and if anything
00:31:26should happen, you can just press the button and like that.
00:31:30You can get them from most hardware stores.
00:31:32But that's what I advise you to do.
00:31:33I still think this is an absolute great test and I think we're going to wait.
00:31:42How is waiting this time compared to the previous time you took the test?
00:31:48Every time I think about it, it does pull me up short completely.
00:31:51You're suddenly aware that there's the possibility and the closer you get to it, the possibility
00:31:58of getting a positive result seems to loom larger.
00:32:02No, I haven't spoken to any particular doctor, but that's because I know that most doctors
00:32:13won't carry out euthanasia for you.
00:32:15So my friends and I have discussed about taking my own life in the time when it comes to it.
00:32:20And we've arranged that we'll hire a video and film it and that way nobody will end up
00:32:25in court because I took my own life.
00:32:27They've just helped me do it by taking me out of hospital where it's impossible to take
00:32:31your own life.
00:32:32The next lot, there we are is lot two, six pneumatic grinders, £20 for them, £15 there,
00:32:39£20.
00:32:4025.
00:32:41Number?
00:32:42For £50?
00:32:43Don't believe it.
00:32:44£30.
00:32:45Bloody hell.
00:32:46They're getting stuff for nothing.
00:32:47They're getting stuff for nothing.
00:32:48They're getting stuff for nothing.
00:32:49Stuff that hasn't been even used.
00:32:50They're getting it for nothing.
00:32:51Vultures.
00:32:52Number, sir?
00:32:53It's the best in the world.
00:32:54They're just saying they're getting tore apart.
00:32:55They're getting it for nothing.
00:32:56Vultures.
00:32:57Number, sir?
00:32:58It's the best in the world, ain't it?
00:32:59You're just saying they're getting tore apart.
00:33:00Well, it's Franklin.
00:33:01I heard a news flash on a programme as I drove down to the dock that something worth £900
00:33:14had been sold for £30.
00:33:16This is what the British government have brought us to.
00:33:19Thank you very much.
00:33:22Just make sure if you will.
00:33:24Definitely her.
00:33:25Have you had a nice day?
00:33:28I've not had a very good day today.
00:33:34The recession is unfortunately catching up with us at the moment and being seriously
00:33:45effective today.
00:33:51I can't wait for myself.
00:33:55I've got a great day.
00:33:56I think that I miss...
00:33:57I should hear yesterday.
00:33:59I know you're going to be getting that sweet now.
00:34:00I'm going to be getting that sweet now.
00:34:01I'm going to take my life to the end of the day and giving that sweet.
00:34:02You're going to be getting an awesome defense.
00:34:03I'm going to be talking before you.
00:34:04I'm going to be on the night.
00:34:05I'm going to be getting that sweet from my back and getting calm,
00:34:06I'm going to be laughing.
00:35:07And the nature films programs are one of our favorites.
00:35:11We both enjoy these immensely.
00:35:14Though this one's all about crabs emigrating or migrating.
00:35:19All good and buried in the mud.
00:35:20Isn't it horrible mud?
00:35:34Might as well say they get their pictures, isn't it?
00:35:36Across the Pacific, on a small beach on the Panama Canal, ghost crabs are entrenched on the upper shore.
00:35:44Shall I try and wake them up?
00:35:56I think this room sleeps about, sort of, 15 people.
00:36:02It's all quite comfy, but, you know, I haven't been cleaning up here, so it's not tidy, like, downstairs.
00:36:07And then here, this is where the DJs and music people are sleeping in here.
00:36:11So, I don't know where they are at the moment.
00:36:14The other guys, you know, set everything up downstairs.
00:36:17And, uh, basically that's about it, I think.
00:36:21Is it a good party?
00:36:22Yeah, very good. Brilliant, you know?
00:36:25Bus journey took about 30 hours, but after that it was cool.
00:36:29Very good, indeed.
00:36:31In my mind, in my head
00:36:41This is where we all dreamt from
00:36:46Dreams we have, love we share
00:36:52This is what we're waiting for
00:36:57And, uh, and the West Indians, and now we've got West Africans smuggling them in now with forged papers.
00:37:18In yesterday's paper, I saw that there's West Africans coming in now, so we'll have to get some jokes about the West Africans, make them feel at home.
00:37:24But does it make them feel at home, or does it make them feel alienated?
00:37:28Does it make any difference to me whether it makes them feel at home or not?
00:37:30This is my home.
00:37:33You know, we want to make them feel at home.
00:37:35And if they don't feel at home, well, they can always go back.
00:37:38Where did you do your shopping before you came here?
00:38:01Asda, Tesco's, Grandways, stuff like that, they just put it up and up.
00:38:07They pay for no buildings they've just built, that's all.
00:38:10It's a far cry, isn't it, from the sort of superstores, very nice buildings and all of that. Does that not bother you?
00:38:14No, no, no. It's the price you pay to, you know, save, isn't it?
00:38:18I was walking in the hurt of a chomp to the law, but heaven knows I'm miserable now.
00:38:34I was looking for a job and I've come to draw, and heaven knows I'm miserable now.
00:38:43In my life, what do I do from the old time?
00:38:51She'll be the old cherry pie, in the old time.
00:39:13I'm so excited, I get so excited, I get so excited.
00:39:40In your mind
00:40:10Yeah.
00:40:40if people don't apply for keeper in charge jobs right and if people don't apply for collection
00:41:07manager jobs then they aren't the type of people we want of course and if people read that job
00:41:12description and they say oh that's not as good as I did before yeah then then they aren't the
00:41:19right people the type of people we want to the people are going to be fighting and achieving
00:41:22and empowering junior people they're reading it like it was a head keeper's job description and
00:41:27expecting it to be like a head keepers reading a head keeper's job that's right and there is
00:41:31actually more in there hidden away I mean perhaps we should have left some more clues in there if
00:41:36you look at it naturally then then what you're actually trying to do is achieve thought process
00:41:42in the right kind of people and if you get the right kind of people then you actually mold and
00:41:47develop and by empowering those people and making sure that they understand and create and actually
00:41:53write their own job description then they're far better people for it because it basically means
00:41:57that that you've got them in the grinder because they're committed do you want commercial you're
00:42:02going for it I want the claw yeah I want the claw what's the claw small mammal house because
00:42:11how bad did you want oh bad enough that it hurts at the moment never wanted it never bothered me before
00:42:19so so what's the method in England the way we from 67 up to 89 ticker a hoja time
00:42:35now rabbi nisaan dukhaya ke unpolite a si hoi thik a si kam jurur a si more than 16 hours 18 hours
00:42:43when I took my 18 portions of muzaka in she'd lean across a candlelight countering leer at me going
00:43:13your fun magnetic
00:43:42So I want to leave you at night.
00:43:5293, 98.
00:43:52Who for?
00:43:53Bacon.
00:43:54Bacon.
00:43:5491 right.
00:43:56Is that bacon?
00:43:56Is that bacon?
00:43:58I've got bacon here.
00:44:0083, 90.
00:44:0080, 87.
00:44:01Who for?
00:44:02Bacon?
00:44:03It's 75.
00:44:0480, 87's out of bacon.
00:44:07No, yours.
00:44:0870, bigger.
00:44:09No, you're up to 48.
00:44:11Yours.
00:44:11Who?
00:44:12$20,000 again.
00:44:13$20,000 again.
00:44:1380,000.
00:44:14$20,000.
00:44:15$20,000.
00:44:16Terrible everywhere to say.
00:44:18Include this shop.
00:44:19What's that?
00:44:19Include this shop.
00:44:20Oh, you got Owen Owens in Preston that was.
00:44:22Yes.
00:44:23And then it changed to Lewis's.
00:44:24Yeah.
00:44:25Well, now it's gone.
00:44:27It was a management buyout and it's gone now.
00:44:30Hello, I'm out of the way.
00:44:31You go to the new shop and when you get there, it's gone.
00:44:33You're just standing for amazement, aren't you?
00:44:34I just suppose it's a rent and a rate, it's under the same.
00:44:36I'm ever so sorry with 20 bucks.
00:44:38Yeah.
00:44:40So it happened, I guess.
00:44:42MLR is 15%!
00:44:58MLR!
00:44:59Gee whiz!
00:45:00What's happening?
00:45:0115%!
00:45:02What?
00:45:03What?
00:45:04What?
00:45:05What?
00:45:06What?
00:45:07What?
00:45:08What?
00:45:09What?
00:45:10What?
00:45:13What?
00:45:15Get out!
00:45:20If I had a million pounds, the first thing I'd do is get myself out of this karate area and
00:45:32move to somewhere nice like Sutton Caulfield, I'd buy a house, I'd have baths, I'd invest
00:45:37some in cigarettes.
00:45:39I know it's a bad thing, but when you've got money,
00:45:42you've got to raise more money.
00:45:43I'd invest it in cigarettes, because they'll always sell.
00:45:45And then I'd make, I'd always have money after that.
00:45:47I'd buy a nice car, escort cars where I've kitted up.
00:45:50Nicest wheels with car low interior.
00:45:52I'd buy my own house.
00:45:53My house set would be massive.
00:45:55I'd have the nicest rooms.
00:45:56I'd have a pure brilliant white room
00:45:59with a pure brilliant white set,
00:46:00pure brilliant white leather settees.
00:46:03Pure brilliant everything, pure brilliant white.
00:46:05I'd wear pure brilliant white tracksuit,
00:46:07pure brilliant white chains, pure brilliant white cap,
00:46:09white gold.
00:46:10I'd have a black pantsuit with a diamond necklace
00:46:11or anything.
00:46:12That'd be immaculate.
00:46:13That would prove I was a millionaire.
00:46:15Prove I was a millionaire to everybody.
00:46:17So how many pounds have you sold?
00:46:21About half a billion.
00:46:22Half a billion.
00:46:24So has it been good business?
00:46:26Yeah.
00:46:27It's been really good.
00:46:28What does that mean to the bank here?
00:46:31We've had an excellent day.
00:46:32We've made a lot of money, so it's good.
00:46:34What are we talking about, a couple hundred thousand pounds?
00:46:36Probably about ten million.
00:46:38It was in excess of a billion dollars of profits
00:46:45because we had a position approaching, I think,
00:46:47ten billion dollars, and the fall was more than 10%.
00:46:51since the end of March.
00:46:55Check six.
00:46:56Check six.
00:46:58Check six.
00:47:01Check six.
00:47:03Where did six come?
00:47:06Let her give the other one out.
00:47:10Check six.
00:47:10Check six.
00:47:11Check six.
00:47:12Check six.
00:47:14Check six.
00:47:16The place is hard, and it is so easy.
00:47:23It's not the type.
00:47:25It's a polysuit, whatever it is, it's a polysuit.
00:47:29It's a polysuit.
00:47:31It's a polysuit.
00:47:34Ooh!
00:47:36Ooh!
00:47:39Ooh!
00:47:42It's a polysuit.
00:47:49It's a polysuit.
00:47:54It's a polysuit.
00:48:00It's a polysuit.
00:48:05Oh, my God.
00:48:08I will cross the ship
00:48:11In the air of the storm
00:48:13And congratulations on this game
00:48:38Thank you
00:51:08As I was just turning round, I've got my back to turn to the side of the bed, I saw all
00:51:18these balloons staring at me in there, you know, stuck to the ceiling, which is quite
00:51:26a nice surprise.
00:51:27She must have got up in the middle of the night and put these up here.
00:51:32So it was a bit of a shock and quite a nice surprise, though, at the same time, to see
00:51:38all these balloons, of which this is one.
00:51:43So that was quite a nice surprise, thank you very much.
00:51:48Now we meet one of the main members of the community protest against the live transportation of
00:51:55animals.
00:51:55It's Tilly.
00:51:56Now, I'm afraid Tilly can't speak to us at the moment because we've been told that we're
00:52:00not allowed to shout or to say anything to the police or their thingies.
00:52:05So Tilly is making sure she can control herself and she has actually taped her mouth.
00:52:10So Tilly is making sure she can control herself and she can control herself.
00:52:39Well, good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
00:52:57Shall we start the meeting?
00:53:09The kind of bids they make and the purchases they make are going to be available to me so
00:53:24that I'm aware of what they're up to and I think they're going to refrain from any anti-competitive
00:53:29practices.
00:53:30But if it is alleged that they're engaging in such practices, I can take steps to form
00:53:36a view as to whether this is going on.
00:53:38And if it is going on, take steps if necessary to stop it.
00:53:41Of course he'll have the information.
00:53:58He has the powers to demand it.
00:54:00But the really important question is, what is the quality of that information?
00:54:04Is that information credible?
00:54:05Can the regulator independently check that the numbers that they're given by the major players
00:54:11in this industry genuinely represent the true costs and true conditions of power stations?
00:54:35What?
00:54:38What they've got to do today?
00:54:38What do you think?
00:54:40What do you think?
00:54:41Is that information credible?
00:54:41What's really important?
00:54:43What do you think?
00:54:43What do you think?
00:54:44What's reallynimely right now?
00:54:44What do you think?
00:54:48What do you think?
00:54:49What do you think?
00:56:32Two tons.
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:34Can you see the whole lot now?
00:56:35Yes.
00:56:36I can see a whole lot.
00:56:39I'll tell you what I'm having trouble with is, because it's a two-page one, I'm having trouble
00:56:43ever so slightly when you go from one page to the other.
00:56:47Yeah.
00:56:48Yeah.
00:56:49Yeah.
00:56:50See, it's all in there.
00:56:54Yeah.
00:56:55See, it's all in there.
00:56:56Isn't it?
00:56:57Where's that paper again?
00:56:58In there, right?
00:56:59There's a picture.
00:57:00A 3D picture of Bambi.
00:57:01Find it.
00:57:02No, in there.
00:57:03In there.
00:57:04In there, right?
00:57:05Yeah.
00:57:06There's a picture.
00:57:07A 3D picture of Bambi.
00:57:08Find it.
00:57:09No, in there.
00:57:10In there?
00:57:11In that there, yeah.
00:57:12Didn't say that.
00:57:13Just look at it.
00:57:14What are you doing?
00:57:15You've got to put your eyes out of focus or something.
00:57:17I don't know.
00:57:18Do you knock your eyes out of focus?
00:57:19I think the colour sound's naturally short-sighted or something.
00:57:21Look at these two looking at the newspapers, man.
00:57:23That newspaper.
00:57:24I can't get that newspaper on the door.
00:57:44God would not have had any freedom to choose how the universe began.
00:57:49We are such insignificant creatures on a minor planet of a very average star in the outer suburbs of one of a hundred thousand million galaxies.
00:58:00So it is difficult to believe in a God that would care about us or even notice our existence.
00:58:07Instead, I would use the term God as the embodiment of the laws of physics.
00:58:13What's up, Argentina?
00:58:28Can you get it?
00:58:30What we're trying to do.
00:58:35The Daily Mail newspaper and magazine have produced this thing.
00:58:40A body-coloured pattern and apparently you can see, sort of, where's the actual mirror?
00:58:463D pictures inside.
00:58:483D pictures inside.
00:58:49Apparently they leap out at you.
00:58:51Yeah, they leap out at you.
00:58:52Personally, I think you've got to be pissed to actually see these sort of things.
00:58:54The colour sound seems to be the only one getting the images.
00:58:57Yeah.
00:58:58I can't see one beaten image.
00:58:59Hang on.
00:59:00But a lot of these American metal, I mean, everything's under the thing of being metal.
00:59:06And the way they perceive it now, if you've got long hair, a guitar and tight spandex pants, you're metal.
00:59:11And that's not the case.
00:59:12Because it's getting so good to start in the speed metal, death metal, gay metal, you know, whatever metal.
00:59:19You know, it's all different aspects of the one thing.
00:59:21And it's got so confusing for me.
00:59:23I don't know what the bloody hell it's all about anymore.
00:59:53Miners' union leaders are calling for a strike against plans to close most of the industry.
01:00:12Ministers say there will be no change of mind.
01:00:15It emerged tonight that the decision to shut down half the coal industry was not discussed beforehand by the full cabinet.
01:00:22It isn't suddenly something that we've woken up, rubbed our eyes and decided to do something beastly to the mining industry.
01:00:30If it wasn't economically unavoidable, we would not have done it.
01:00:34But since it became economically unavoidable, we thought it better to do it cleanly and quickly.
01:00:52How's it going to affect you to cover a little bit?
01:01:09Well, I'm 43, so I've got no chance of getting a job when I finish here.
01:01:13My whole family will be on the dole.
01:01:15Myself, my future wife, her mother, her brother, what's left for us.
01:01:23This kind of thing shouldn't be allowed to happen to anyone, whatever industry they're in.
01:01:28Not on such a large scale as this.
01:01:30It is absolutely devastating.
01:01:32I don't know how I'm going to be able to tell my wife and four kids that this is it, we are done.
01:01:37We are done.
01:02:05There is too much short-termism, too much reacting to events, not enough shaping of events.
01:02:13We give the impression of being in office, but not in power.
01:02:19Unless this approach is changed, the government will not survive and will not deserve to survive.
01:02:25We are done.
01:02:43Good evening, we're Pulp, and we're going to play a song called Common People for you,
01:03:07which is a national anthem for the netto generation, and it sounds like this.
01:03:37I said that case of rum and coca-cola, she said fine, and then in 30 seconds time, she said,
01:03:50I want to live like common people, I want to do whatever common people do,
01:03:58I want to sleep with common people, I want to sleep with common people like you,
01:04:06but what else could I do?
01:04:09I said, oh, I'll see what I can do.
01:04:16I took her to a supermarket, I don't know why, but I had to start it somewhere,
01:04:24so it started there.
01:04:27I said, pretend you've got no money, and she just laughed and said,
01:04:34hey, you're so funny, I said, yeah, well, I can't see anyone else smiling in the air.
01:04:41I've got them.
01:04:43You want to live like common people, you want to see whatever common people see,
01:04:49you want to sleep with common people, you want to sleep with common people like me,
01:04:57but she didn't understand, and she just smiled and held my hand.
01:05:05A wretch of the clouds above the sun, cut your head and get a job,
01:05:12smoke some passion, play some cool, which meant you never went to school.
01:05:18Still, you never get it right, cause when you're late in bed at night,
01:05:24you're watching roaches climb the wall,
01:05:27well, if you called your daddy, you could stop it all, yeah.
01:05:32You never live like common people,
01:05:35you never do whatever common people do,
01:05:39you never made a life common people,
01:05:42you never watch your life slide out of view,
01:05:45and then dance and drink and screw up,
01:05:48because there's nothing else to do.
01:05:59Ty, hit me.
01:06:01Hit me, Ty.
01:06:05Ty, hit me.
01:06:09Ty, hit me, hit me.
01:06:10Hit me.
01:06:11Hold it.
01:06:13He wants some slack.
01:06:14I'm going to just shove that pole up, actually.
01:06:20Yeah.
01:06:21Is this going out?
01:06:22Yeah.
01:06:24He's in, Ty.
01:06:26He's in.
01:06:27Ty, he's in.
01:06:28Ty, he's in.
01:06:28Oh.
01:06:44I'm going to just shove that pole up, actually.
01:06:45I'm going to just shove that pole up, actually.
01:06:46I'm going to just shove that pole up, actually.
01:06:47I'm going to just shove that pole up, actually.
01:06:48I'm going to just shove that pole up, actually.
01:06:49I'm going to just shove that pole up, actually.
01:06:50I'm going to just shove that pole up, actually.
01:06:51I'm going to just shove that pole up, actually.
01:06:52I'm going to just shove that pole up, actually.
01:06:53I'm going to just shove that pole up, actually.
01:06:54I'm going to just shove that pole up, actually.
01:06:55I'm going to just shove that pole up, actually.
01:06:56I'm going to just shove that pole up, actually.
01:06:57I'm going to just shove that pole up, actually.
01:06:58I'm going to just shove that pole up, actually.
01:06:59I'm going to just shove that pole up.
01:07:14I don't know.
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