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00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity in this programme, as it may not count and you may still be charged.
00:12One word. We are back. Well, actually, that's three words, but we're not splitting hairs as we're bringing you the best unseen action from the first week in the Love Island Villa.
00:22And talking of hairs.
00:24I need to straighten out.
00:25Things are moving fast.
00:27They've been in the villa less than seven days already. We've seen more than our fair share of dumpings, trumping, bumping, screaming, and things that go bump in the night.
00:46Are you ready?
00:47So sit down.
00:48Oh, it's sunk in.
00:49Oh, no.
00:50Not there.
00:51And enjoy an hour of unheard action from the villa that's all killer, no filler.
00:56Well, sort of almost no filler.
00:58You can get filler in your dick.
01:00You can get filler in your willy.
01:01There, it says a Love Island on Team Batch.
01:04Are you ready?
01:05Excuse me.
01:06Welcome to Love Island on Team Batch.
01:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:28Some things may be new, but the principle of this show is exactly the same.
01:34I'm going to wet myself.
01:35I'm really sorry.
01:37We bring you a show packed with the finest unseen action from the villa.
01:42We are fit to burst.
01:46I'm going to wet myself in a second.
01:47We're back and we're better than ever before.
01:52We're up and running.
01:56There's no stopping me in this.
01:58We've got a spring in our step.
02:00Oh, that's a trampoline, look.
02:03It's called a trampoline, right?
02:06Our Islanders teeth are shining and their tushies are shaping.
02:10As we settle down into some high-bro chat.
02:14I was 22.
02:15I'm so different now.
02:16Do you think your frontal lobe develops?
02:18My what?
02:19Do you not know what that is?
02:20No.
02:20Right, okay, so your frontal lobe is like...
02:22Here we go.
02:22It is the nerd talk.
02:24Oh, you are a nerd.
02:27So your frontal lobe is like a part of your brain that develops when you're like 25.
02:31Stop.
02:31And your brain's not fully developed until then.
02:33So, like, people say when you're 25, like, your frontal lobe kicks in and they're met and, like, you start to be like, no, he's a good kid.
02:39Oh, is that why they're immature?
02:41When do theirs grow?
02:42When they're 30?
02:43They're probably a bit...
02:44They're probably a bit...
02:45A lot of them are not.
02:45A lot of them are not.
02:48It's gonna be TV gold.
02:513, 2, 1, let's go.
02:56What?
02:57Yeah!
02:57And then they'll never report.
03:01Woo!
03:01But let's go right back to the beginning of time.
03:06Well, actually, just six days ago.
03:08And before the revamped villa had been stamped on by massive cocked wedges.
03:13It's a love fest.
03:14The revamped villa was looking fresh.
03:17It's a love fest.
03:18There's the beautiful bedrooms.
03:21It's a love fest.
03:22Done-up dressing rooms.
03:23Woo!
03:24The overhauled outside kitchen.
03:27Oh, yes.
03:28And an entirely new tube station.
03:31Slap-bang in the middle of the villa.
03:34TfL Transport for Love have finally finished that 1,334 kilometre line extension stretching
03:41all the way to be Yorca's brand new Loverpool Street station.
03:45Oh, everyone here's beautiful.
03:47And like the way it's carnivore.
03:49And the very first passengers to arrive on the Maya line were Shakira and Meg.
03:55I'm literally shaking a bit like that.
03:57Yay!
03:58Ready?
03:59Let's run.
04:00Go.
04:00Here we go.
04:02Look at us.
04:03We look absolutely stunning.
04:04Ten out of ten.
04:06Yep.
04:06I mean, we're either by choice.
04:07I know it.
04:07Exactly.
04:08It's a love fest.
04:09It's a love fest.
04:10It's a love fest.
04:11It's a love fest.
04:12It's a love fest.
04:13I think we're going to fall over.
04:14I know.
04:15We forget to swim.
04:16This is a public service announcement on behalf of Transport for Love with all girls
04:23change here for a hideaway park corner.
04:25Oh, you look amazing!
04:26Oh, my goodness.
04:27Hello, darling.
04:28What about Megan?
04:29Megan?
04:30No!
04:31Oh, Meg!
04:32Megan?
04:33No!
04:34Oh, Meg!
04:35Megan?
04:36No!
04:37We should do like Megs and Megs.
04:38No, Megs and Megs.
04:39This is going to get confusing.
04:40Oh, God.
04:41It's going to get bloody confusing.
04:42Oh, God.
04:43It's going to get confusing, isn't it?
04:45Are we excited for the boys to come?
04:47No.
04:48I was about to ask, when are they getting here?
04:49Like, you know?
04:50Hello.
04:51Hello.
04:52We're late.
04:53Unfortunately, all the boys were delayed as there was a jammer on the mile line.
05:01As we say here at Transport for Love, see it, say it.
05:04Scream it at the top of your lungs.
05:06Oh, it's over my lungs!
05:11And soon approaching Graffington Crescent was a whole bunch of New Islanders.
05:16Hello.
05:17Mind the chaps.
05:18Hello, hello, hello.
05:21Hello, hello.
05:22Welcome to the villa.
05:23Hello.
05:24How are we getting on?
05:25Hello.
05:26What's happening, Maya?
05:27You all right?
05:28What's happening?
05:29You all right?
05:30What's happening?
05:31Let's find out if he's the one.
05:32Hello, Tommy.
05:34You all right?
05:35How are you?
05:36Lovely to meet you.
05:37You so good.
05:38The Love Island journey may have started on track when Ben was coupled up with Shakira,
05:43Dijon with Meg, Harry with Sophie, Blue with Alima, Connor with Helena, Tommy was with Megan.
05:51But as we now all know, most of them came off the rails.
05:55Oh, change please.
05:58Before I let them in my villa, I always invite the Islanders to my top secret TV studio for a little chat which is in my loft.
06:05What's happening?
06:06What's happening?
06:07What's happening?
06:08Oh.
06:09And here's some unseen bitch you didn't get to see the first time round.
06:12Miss you?
06:13Oh no.
06:14I'm like, ooh, I die, die.
06:17It just feels like, it's like I'm on TV.
06:20You are, Meg.
06:21Here, catch this.
06:22I'm thinking, wow.
06:26I need it now.
06:31I'm excited.
06:36I'm very excited.
06:38Wow, wow, wow.
06:40Hit me like a triple caffeine kicking.
06:42Am I on fire or am I just tripping?
06:46Like, when I say I'm single, I'm single with 15 men on my phone.
06:50My little wandering eyes got boom, boom, boom, boom.
06:53I'm thinking, wow.
06:56Every single red flag I see, I'm like, yeah, that'll be fun.
07:01I'm looking forward to all the snogging in the villa, but the only thing I'm not looking forward to is my nan watching it.
07:08I think that a guy shouldn't take food home on a first date.
07:12It's happened to me before, that gave me the ick.
07:14Someone was sick in my car, I think I just like being sick with her.
07:19And it would just be a whole mess of just, just a concoction of not good mess.
07:26I'm thinking, why?
07:28I'm trying to get me flirt on.
07:31A bit of a flirt, a lot of a flirt.
07:33Every Wednesday morning we go to the retirement flats.
07:38And the old girls are out straight away with their cup of coffee.
07:41Your own little flirt.
07:42Oh, you look nice, Doris.
07:43How old are you, 65?
07:44She's in her 90s, but I've got to be nice, didn't I?
07:48Thanks Meg, can I have my inflatable heart back please?
07:51I'm off town the beach.
07:52After being paired up, it was time for our couple's inevitable getting to know you chats.
07:57These can be quite nerve-wracking affairs and poor Helena started to fall to pieces almost immediately.
08:03All my eyelashes are falling off, it's ridiculous.
08:06Megan Dijon's connection was written in the stars.
08:10Do you, erm, believe in star signs?
08:12Yeah, I can read my star sign, yeah.
08:14Before I come out here, something like the 6th and 7th of June is going to be like a day of love.
08:17And it's today, 7th of June.
08:19So what, do you think that this could be it?
08:21Wow, you don't know.
08:22You never know.
08:23You don't know who's walking through that door.
08:24Oh.
08:25No, I'm joking.
08:27It's weird, man.
08:28My brother's called Green.
08:30Stop lying.
08:31No, he fully is, yeah.
08:32No, he's not.
08:33Yeah.
08:34Are you asking?
08:35No, he's not.
08:36I'm so bored now, I shut off.
08:39Yeah, no, you're in, I like what you're saying, I like what you're giving me.
08:42I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:44OK.
08:45Have you heard that saying?
08:46No.
08:47No.
08:48You're picking up what you're...
08:49What are you picking up and what?
08:50We're dropping off.
08:51Yeah, I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:52Have you really not heard that?
08:54I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:57No.
08:58Don't worry Harry, I'll pick up what you're putting down.
09:01With rubber gloves.
09:10As all super fans know, the dressing room is the girls in a sanctum, a place where they
09:13can have deep and meaningful chats away from the boys.
09:16And here is an exclusive unseen clip of Megan getting something off her chest.
09:22Excuse me.
09:23I will pop a shot so he stood up.
09:26Because he just acts so nonchalant, like he don't give a fuck.
09:29Yeah.
09:30Excuse me.
09:31Ready, girls?
09:32Excuse me.
09:33Excuse me.
09:34Right, this is out of our hands.
09:35The more that we keep stressing, the more it's going to hide and everything.
09:36I'm going to belch again.
09:37It's a nervous from this time.
09:38Sorry.
09:39Excuse me.
09:40I've been a belchy girl today.
09:41It's the nerves.
09:42Thank you, Megan, for your contribution, deep but not so meaningful.
10:05Rule one of a first date.
10:06Be cool and try not to put your foot in it.
10:08Or your backside for that matter.
10:10Oh, it's soaking wet.
10:12Oh, no!
10:14No!
10:16Why is it wet? Have we got wet bums now?
10:18Fuck's sake, yeah.
10:20No, you actually can't see it, are we?
10:22Can you see it? Yeah.
10:24Shall we see it somewhere else?
10:26Let's have a little look.
10:28Sorry, guys, my bad. I got carried away drinking out of my new water bottle
10:30and I got caught shot on the way to the voiceover booth.
10:32Oh, yeah. Oh, that is well nice, man.
10:34So cute.
10:36It's all only good being in here and it's all fun and games and that.
10:38Is it?
10:40Yeah.
10:42I don't know.
10:44But, yeah, it's all fun and games and here,
10:46but when we come out, I live in North London,
10:48you're in Dublin. How do you feel about that?
10:50We haven't lived in Dublin, I told you that earlier.
10:52Where did you live? Brighton.
10:54Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry.
10:56Yeah, no, I'm not listening, am I?
10:58What's your day job? Have you told me already?
11:00Oh, no, this is not going well.
11:02Oh, no, my memory...
11:04OK, what is it?
11:06Guess. You told me?
11:08Yes.
11:09No, you're going to have to remind me.
11:10I'm an energy broker.
11:11Energy... Yeah, come on now.
11:12Oh, yeah. Go on, Bill.
11:13I told you that.
11:14I don't even know what energy broker is.
11:15It's like selling people energy contacts on the phone.
11:17Oh, sure, sales. You're the people I hang up on.
11:20Yeah.
11:21No way. Oh, my God.
11:22We'll have to save your number next time.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Actually, can I get the number two?
11:27I'm thinking of switching the villa's energy provider.
11:29These festoons are costing me a fortune.
11:32Ooh.
11:33Anyone got a torch on their phone?
11:37I'm not sure if you all know, but it's been ten years since Love Island hit our screen.
11:44And over that time, it has regenerated and evolved.
11:51We've hosted a galaxy of out-of-this-world characters.
11:55Me and Anna are officially together now, girlfriend and boyfriend.
11:58We also witnessed extreme flirting that's had us all hiding behind the sofa.
12:04I think we can have a laugh.
12:06As well as raunchy romances.
12:09To paraphrase the Daleks.
12:12Fornicate. Fornicate.
12:15There have been some difficult decisions.
12:19Are you going to speak to Harley today about the recovery?
12:23I don't know.
12:25Earth-shattering showdowns.
12:27I don't mean it like that.
12:30It's finished.
12:34And classic love language.
12:37And most importantly, raspberries.
12:39Oh, yeah, because they're cute and hailey.
12:44But through that time, there has been one Love Island staple that has been on the lips of all the islanders.
12:50Having just undergone its fourth regeneration, it's bigger on the inside and designed to ensure our islanders rehydrate.
12:59Rehydrate.
13:00Rehydrate.
13:01Rehydrate.
13:02Rehydrate.
13:03Rehydrate.
13:04Rehydrate.
13:05Rehydrate.
13:06Rehydrate.
13:07Rehydrate.
13:08Rehydrate.
13:09Rehydrate.
13:10Rehydrate.
13:11Rehydrate.
13:12I give you the Love Island water bottle.
13:15Hey, Dijon, you're a personal trainer, aren't you?
13:18I've just joined a new gym and my personal trainer is making me do burpees.
13:22So go on, tell me, how many burpees can you do?
13:27Um, burpees?
13:28How many burpees I could do?
13:29Hold that thought.
13:30It's time for a break.
13:31Incoming
13:44I think, you know about all these chats here, which are like, not really part of the day, I think these are the things that get mashed up on the unseen bits.
13:58mashed up on the Unseen Bits.
14:00You're not wrong, Tommy, so let's get mashing.
14:03It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
14:05Welcome back to our little old Love Shack.
14:08We're the show that gets you even closer to the action.
14:11Oh, God, that's right in our face.
14:13I just do right in.
14:15For health and safety, look away now as we love an accident.
14:19Oh, no!
14:21Oh, no!
14:23That was you, that was me.
14:24No, that was not me.
14:26You just distracted me.
14:28We don't believe in safety nets or those weird net pants
14:31that sew into the inside of swimming shorts.
14:34Oh, the net, yeah.
14:36Yeah, it's so uncomfortable.
14:37Just let it hang loose.
14:38And we're not afraid of a close shave.
14:41I need to shave in range.
14:44I'm not even being funny.
14:45Mine growls like at rapid speed.
14:47So let's ease you in.
14:56Is this a deep DMC?
14:58What's that?
14:58Deep meaningful chat.
15:00Nah.
15:01Of course not, Shakira.
15:03It's Unseen Bits.
15:05So before the break, personal trainer Dijon was going to tell us
15:09how many burpees he could do.
15:10I've managed three during the break.
15:12How many can you do, Dijon?
15:14Um, burpees, how many burpees I could do?
15:18A lot of burpees, maybe a hundred, unbroken.
15:20One hundred?
15:21You're joking.
15:22No, no joke.
15:22A hundred?
15:23One and zero, zero?
15:25Yeah, of course.
15:25Unbroken?
15:27Straight?
15:27Of course.
15:28No stopping?
15:30Of course I could do a hundred unbroken.
15:32That is impressive, but I think I know someone in the villa
15:34who can beat you at burpees.
15:36I know we don't do politics on this show, but this next Unseen
15:44clip gets a bit hairy.
15:46You need to get your arse checked.
15:51Oh, my God.
15:54On the first night, Maya returned, but just really
16:06slowly.
16:07Hurry up, Maya.
16:09But once in, she had a first night twist for her Islanders.
16:12Please welcome, Tony.
16:15A boy over here?
16:17Wait, Tony, it's only got a boy's name.
16:19Tony, yeah.
16:20It's a girl's name, isn't it?
16:21Tony's both names.
16:22It can be a girl or a boy.
16:24Hello.
16:25Hello.
16:26I'm here.
16:28Get ready, ready, ready, ready.
16:30Courtney Bombshell enters the villa.
16:34Hi, everyone.
16:35What do you say, everyone?
16:37Hi.
16:38Hi.
16:39And Tony chose Ben to couple up with leaving Shakira
16:42single.
16:43I'm all right.
16:48And here's an unseen clip of taxi driver Ben getting to know
16:50transatlantic Tony.
16:52I've always wanted to go Vegas.
16:53I can't believe you've never been.
16:54I need my tour guide, that's why.
16:55I'll take you.
16:56I've been waiting for a girl called Tori that lives in
16:57Vegas.
16:58Tony.
16:59Oh, no.
17:00I call Tony Tori.
17:01Really?
17:02Oh, my God.
17:03Do you remember her name?
17:04I have to remember, like, my toe and my knees.
17:05That's why I was talking to her.
17:06I said, knee, and I was like, oh.
17:07He was like, shin, turn.
17:08Don't worry, boys, as I've put all the names of everyone on the
17:11beds to help you out.
17:12How do you say a name?
17:13Alina.
17:14Alina.
17:15Alima.
17:16No, it's ma.
17:17Ma.
17:18I thought it was a ma.
17:19Bro, that looks like an N on that.
17:20It's an M.
17:21That looks like an M and an M.
17:22Yes.
17:23Alima.
17:24But an N is silent.
17:25Alima.
17:26No, there's no N.
17:27Yes, there is, bro.
17:28Can't you say a name?
17:29No, there's no N.
17:30No, there's no N.
17:31Yes, there is, bro.
17:32Can't you say a name?
17:33I have to remember, like, my toe and my knees.
17:35I have to remember, like, my toe and my knees.
17:37That's why I was talking to you, I said, knee, and I was like, oh.
17:39No, there's no N.
17:40Yes, there is, bro.
17:41Can't you see it?
17:42No, that's what I thought.
17:43It was A-L-M.
17:44Wow.
17:45A-L-M?
17:46What about the I?
17:47Oh, yeah.
17:48A-L-M.
17:49Who's Helena?
17:50Helena.
17:51Right, I keep getting mixed up.
17:52Helena's the blonde.
17:53Like, the blonde.
17:54Like, looks like a supermodel.
17:55So, Helena.
17:56No.
17:57This is so hard.
17:58Helena.
17:59Alima.
18:00Alima.
18:01Alima and Helena.
18:02Alima and Helena.
18:03Alima and Helena.
18:04Alima and Helena.
18:05Yes.
18:06Helena's the blonde.
18:07Alima and Helena.
18:08Yeah.
18:09Helena's the blonde one.
18:10Yeah.
18:11Come on, Ben.
18:12The other boys know all the names.
18:13I also find Harriet and Meg attractive.
18:16Harriet?
18:17Which one's Harriet?
18:18Mate.
18:19Remind me a name again, I completely forgot.
18:21Who?
18:22Blondie.
18:23Helena.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:26Okay.
18:27Try again.
18:28Hell.
18:29A-N-A.
18:30I find Meg and Harriet attractive.
18:32Oh, I give up.
18:34At least the girls are good with names.
18:37The other thing, your name's Harry.
18:38They went, she introduced herself as Harriet and I was like,
18:40Jeff, I'm trying to do this.
18:41I reckon we should just call you H, Helena.
18:44That's sexy.
18:45H.
18:46Just because you can't pronounce it.
18:48I've been doing good, Helena.
18:51No, no.
18:52You've been saying it wrong still.
18:54Honestly, I'm so sorry.
18:56It's all right.
18:57I will get to the hands of it by when we're all gone.
18:59I'll remember it when we're all missed out.
19:01Yeah.
19:02The good news is that everyone could remember Sophie's name.
19:05Go on, Maya, your turn.
19:07Sophie, you are now single and therefore dumped from the island.
19:13Oh, sorry.
19:23We all know that practice makes perfect and in this unseen bit,
19:27Blue and Connor are practicing counting backwards.
19:30Good luck, boys.
19:31Three, two, one.
19:33Okay, now it's three, two, one.
19:35Three, two, one.
19:37Three, two, one.
19:39What's going on there?
19:41I don't know what's going on over there.
19:43I'm rough.
19:44I'm rough.
19:45Three, two, one.
19:46Hey!
19:47So now you have to start it.
19:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:49And then you have a choice of the next three.
19:50So you only do two now.
19:51Fine.
19:52Okay.
19:53Three, two, one.
19:54What are you doing?
19:55No, totally don't, mate.
19:56No idea, mate.
19:58What is it?
20:00Three, two, one.
20:01Three, two, one.
20:02Three, two, one.
20:03Three, two, one.
20:04Three, two, one.
20:06I don't know what's going on.
20:07I don't get it.
20:08Three, two, one.
20:09Three, two, one.
20:10Three, two, one.
20:11I love it as well.
20:13Three, two, one.
20:15Nice.
20:16Ben and Harry were supposed to be the next ones to have a go, but they were still getting
20:20the hang of counting backwards.
20:22Give it a couple of weeks, lads.
20:23You'll get it.
20:25It's like this.
20:26Three, two, nine.
20:28Now it's harder than it seems.
20:31Over on the Sunday, the boys are pondering whether or not Connor and Helen's relationship
20:42will go the whole ten yards or the whole 9.144 metres if you prefer the metric system.
20:48It's your type Connor?
20:49No, not really like puss.
20:52Yeah.
20:53Shouldn't be a million miles away from it either.
20:55Yeah, yeah.
20:56Probably like 60 miles away.
21:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:02That's brilliant.
21:03He said, look, she's not a million miles away, she's like 60 miles away.
21:14That's how we should say it, like, rating how much someone is your type.
21:20Oh, yeah, yeah.
21:21You know what I mean?
21:22So like with Megan, with you, she's like, she's within a mile.
21:27She's like, you got there yesterday.
21:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:31Whereas like with me and Helena, she's probably about 15 miles away.
21:39She's very close.
21:4115 miles is long enough as well though, because do you use kilometres?
21:45No, you use miles in the UK, do you?
21:46Yeah.
21:47Yeah, I use kilometres.
21:48Yeah.
21:49You use kilometres?
21:50Oh, you grew up in Spain, innit?
21:51Yeah, yeah.
21:52I use miles.
21:53Do you use kg?
21:54Yeah.
21:55Yeah.
21:56Yeah.
21:57Pounds is so enough.
21:59When you go to the gym and it's pounds, it's half.
22:00It's just over double, innit?
22:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:03It's just like, long.
22:05I don't think it was heavier in pounds, I don't know.
22:07Well, obviously it's just over double, innit.
22:09But like, you know, like a 45 pound plate is supposed to be a 20...
22:12Yeah, 20.
22:13...he plate, but a 100 kilo bench versus a 225 bench.
22:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:19It's 225, it was way heavier.
22:22Sorry, Tommy, I've checked with the experts and the weight is exactly the same.
22:25If it feels heavier, you may need to ask your gym to turn down the gravity.
22:29Over to the Love Island kitchen where we cater for the lactose intolerant and the lactose ignorant.
22:42Does anybody have any milk preference?
22:46This one.
22:47That's not, that's egg whites.
22:48What?
22:49That's egg whites, innit?
22:50Yeah.
22:51Egg whites, soya milk.
22:52That's soya milk.
22:53Soya milk.
22:54What do you mean egg whites?
22:55That's egg whites.
22:56Bro, that's got eggs on it.
22:57Sorry, Ben.
22:58Bro, is that not eggs?
22:59That's like chickpeas or something.
23:00That's like chickpeas or something.
23:01Eggs aren't that small.
23:02That's eggs.
23:03That's eggs.
23:04Let me look.
23:05Let me look.
23:06It's a soldier as well.
23:08I'm buying a linguine.
23:10That's chickpeas mate.
23:11It's like chickpeas or something, isn't it?
23:13That's not egg whites.
23:14I might have a bowl of that.
23:15Have you put milk in them already?
23:16Yeah.
23:17Do you want egg whites?
23:18No, I don't want the egg whites.
23:19Sounds a bit weird, but it's definitely milk.
23:20I'm not trying that.
23:21No, smell it.
23:22That smells like milk.
23:23Yeah, where's mine's?
23:24Right, I hate to break at the party, but can we move this conversation on, please?
23:33I feel like we've milked it for all it's worth.
23:36Oh, get Harry.
23:37He's managed to surround himself with four girls on the daybeds.
23:49What is it about him they find so attractive?
23:52Is it his mullet?
23:53His cheeky smile?
23:55I think it's because I got my black toe out again.
23:59I think it's that, to be honest.
24:01Right, you've just hit me the fuck out.
24:03No, stop.
24:04Can I ask what the star is behind the black toe?
24:07It just happens every year through football.
24:09Football is just standing up.
24:10But, hun, I don't believe that football excuse.
24:12That's bullshit.
24:13What do you mean?
24:14It's not a football excuse.
24:15Let your toes breathe as soon as...
24:17Your football boots must be too small for you.
24:19No, but it's people, like, standing on my toes.
24:21Yeah.
24:22Like, it's two of them.
24:23Right.
24:24You want to have a look, don't you?
24:25No.
24:26You want to suck on them, don't you?
24:28I don't think I could let anyone do that.
24:30It's fallen off, and that's what usually happens,
24:34and it grows back, and then it'll fall off again next year.
24:37But this one's grown...
24:38It'll fall off again next year.
24:39Yeah, yeah, it falls off every season.
24:40It's like an annual day.
24:41It's like an annual schedule.
24:42It's like Christmas.
24:43Yeah, this has grown in black already this year.
24:46You should see it.
24:47It's like a leap year.
24:48It's incredible.
24:51Go to the podiatrists.
24:53I think I will.
24:55I think in future, all Harry's unseen bits should stay unseen.
25:00Hey, Tommy, before the break,
25:01have you got any juicy secrets to tell us?
25:04I think a secret that not a lot of people know about me,
25:07which I...
25:08This is probably the first time I've ever mentioned it,
25:10so it might come as shock to my friends as well.
25:12What is it?
25:13Ah, no!
25:15We've not got time.
25:16You'll have to come back and find out what it is.
25:20How is it?
25:37Is that me?
25:38Oh, my God!
25:40Say it, say it, say it!
25:41It's just an update to you.
25:43LAUGHTER
25:44Yes, an update that it's part three of love island unseen back
25:55How are we feeling girls
26:00What about you boys already
26:06Nice boys
26:08Great as we have our fingers on the pulse with more on air gems
26:14I'm not into fingers
26:16Let me see
26:18It is quite small actually
26:20It's four centimeters
26:22Oh my god
26:24That's my party trick
26:26We've got this unseen bet nailed
26:28How do you type and stuff like that?
26:30I don't type
26:32On your phone
26:34Yeah
26:36Can you not get the toenails like that as well?
26:38You could if you really wanted to
26:40But that's kind of gross, no?
26:42So come on everyone
26:44Let's get moving
26:46You can cut some shapes in here
26:58Babe are you okay?
27:00The amount that I've tripped over
27:02This fucking gaff
27:04Before the break Tommy was about to reveal a big secret
27:06So go on then Tommy, what is it?
27:08I think a secret that not a lot of people know about me
27:12I do show a bit of emotion
27:14So when did you last cry Tommy?
27:16Oh god
27:18The last time I cried
27:20It was probably the Gavin and Stacey
27:22The Gavin and Stacey special on Christmas day
27:25I don't know
27:27That moment when Mick stood up
27:29At the church and Smithy's wedding
27:31Oh my god I was impated
27:33I'm welling up myself now
27:35Quick play a clip to distract me
27:37After ten years of Love Island
27:39All these beautiful people look the same to me
27:41But maybe that's just a Scottish thing
27:43What do you think Alima?
27:45Does he not remind you of Tom Clare?
27:47A wee bit
27:48Yeah
27:49He really does look like Tom Clare
27:50I've got that before
27:51But I don't know how I feel about it really
27:53Oh do you know
27:54He's good looking so take it as a compliment
27:56I get Tom Clare every day of my life
27:58It's not doing me a disservice
28:00He's a great looking lad
28:01But I think I might have a little bit more than him
28:03I don't know
28:04There could be worse comparisons
28:05Sure
28:06I used to go called the Grinch at school
28:08I swear to you right
28:10When I was like
28:11Maybe like 12
28:12This girl
28:14They were lovely because I could see it
28:17I can see it as well
28:18I can see it as well
28:19I can see it as well
28:20I can see it
28:21Right
28:22People used to call me the Grinch at school
28:24Well this one girl did
28:25And then it caught on for like a month
28:27Because we used to say look like Cindy Lou
28:29I know
28:30Oh my
28:31That's a better shout
28:32That's a better shout
28:33From Whoville
28:35I'll tell you who looks like a celebrity
28:37The John Ivan Tony
28:39He is a dead ringer mate
28:41Harry said you think I look like Ivan Tony
28:43So yeah Ivan Tony is a lucky man
28:45Wow
28:46Our lovely Megan
28:47Hello Irish Mila Kunis
28:49Thanks guys
28:50Stop
28:52I think Shakira looks a bit like Poka Hunters
28:55I'll check it
28:57I'll check it
28:58Oh we've said that Helena looks a bit like Megan Barton Hanson
29:02From Love Island
29:03She's given that energy
29:04So I will tell her that when I see her actually
29:06Because I've not told her that yet
29:07I keep calling Blue Ron from the other Love Island series
29:11It's your jacket
29:12I don't think no one's told me I look like anyone yet
29:18Right I have had no lookalikes yet
29:21Right I know exactly who you look like
29:22Do you remember Sophia Graves and Rosie?
29:24You used to go on the Ellen show
29:26And they'd think that
29:27Boom ba da boom boom ba da boom
29:28Stop
29:29Rosie the blonde one growing up you looked just like her
29:31Really?
29:32Yeah
29:33No
29:34I'm just Megan Moore
29:35I've been told to look like Brad Pitt in a certain light
29:38And that light is pitch darkness
29:47The kitchen is the place where our islanders like to debate all the big questions like
29:52I don't know whether I want Friday or post
29:54Do we have any avocado?
29:56I know I'm dying for it
29:58Is there nothing in there?
29:59I didn't even check
30:03There's some big bugs out here man
30:05Yeah
30:06Oh my God
30:07Meg watch out
30:08Ex-Islanders get scared by something
30:13That's a drone
30:15He's in the bridge
30:17He's in the bridge
30:18Oh my life
30:19That's a bird
30:20I've seen
30:22That's a bird
30:24What's on that?
30:25What is that?
30:26Is that me?
30:27Is that me?
30:28Is that me?
30:29Is that me?
30:30Is that me?
30:31Is that me?
30:32Is that me?
30:33It'll go
30:34It'll go
30:35No
30:36Stay still
30:37Stay still
30:38You look like a flower in that blue bikini
30:39What the fuck?
30:44He's like watching you from an end
30:46But chatting up girls
30:47I don't know
30:48I don't know
30:49I feel like me and her
30:50When I was chatting to her
30:54Yes
30:55Fuck off
30:56I know
30:57It's gone
30:58What is that?
30:59What is that?
31:00Oh
31:01Wait wait
31:02Oh I love a happy ending
31:05Fights you gave her just dropped me off there
31:08I'll give you five stars at a tip
31:20It's normally around about week three that the Islanders start doing their hilarious Ian Sterling impressions but this lot got started early
31:28Barely
31:29A new bombshell enters the villa
31:35A new bombshell enters the villa
31:38A new bombshell enters the villa
31:41A new bombshell enters the villa
31:46You sound like a bush
31:47A new bombshell enters the villa
31:52Ian should be threatened right now
31:55I think he should use our voices then his voice over
31:57voiceover. I'm not worried one bit girls you've got it all wrong. Look!
32:04Hello? I'm here. Get ready.
32:10A hot new bombshell enters the villa.
32:13Wait! Stop! Even the song's got it wrong.
32:18This is how you do it. Two new bombshells enter the villa.
32:24It's me and you, an army of two.
32:28Come on, guys. Can you not count?
32:32It's Rommel and he's got Shea in tow.
32:35And talking of toes, there's something you really need to know
32:38before dipping your tootsies into villa life.
32:41You want to get your toes out?
32:43None of the boys have got toenails or they're black.
32:46No, yeah, my toenails are rolled off.
32:49Here you are.
32:51Whoa!
32:53Shit.
32:54So how are your toenails?
32:55You're going to have to wait and see one more.
32:57By the pool or something.
32:59Welcome to the villa, boys.
33:01Yeah, welcome to the villa, boys.
33:03Just remember to make sure you toe the line.
33:07After his late night in the hideaway, Harry was absolutely exhausted.
33:17He was starving as hell and I sapped him of all his energy.
33:20And as a result, he was feeling a little weak.
33:23Some might say wimpy.
33:25Oh, where's my burger?
33:27Oi, have you eaten my burger?
33:30Gees, you've eaten my burger, I know you have.
33:32Who ate it?
33:33I haven't eaten it.
33:34I know you've eaten it.
33:35Good question, Dijon.
33:36Who ate it?
33:37To find out, we're launching a special investigation
33:40to undercover the identity of breakfast burger burglar.
33:44Whoever committed this crime will be doing porridge for a long time.
33:48First under the spotlight, well, the light from the fridge was Tommy.
33:53Could he be the patty pilferer?
33:56No, he's gone for a good, honest yoghurt and fruit.
34:04Blue goes in to get a drink.
34:06Stealing Shakira from Harry is one thing.
34:08But would he stoop so low as to nick another man's burger?
34:16Next on the scene of the crime, Dijon just grabs some ice
34:19and Rommel just checks out the cold cuts.
34:23Next under suspicion, it's Tony.
34:26Americans love burgers for breakfast, don't they?
34:29I bet it's her.
34:30Oh, sorry Tony, just coffee and milk.
34:37Hang on, what's this blues come back?
34:40Bang to rights, bold as brass, brutal, little bugger.
34:48It's the breakfast burger, burglar!
34:55Gies, you've eaten my burger, I know you have.
34:57You ate it?
34:58I haven't eaten it, I know you've eaten it.
35:00I saw Blue eating a burger this morning.
35:01Fuck off!
35:02You nixed your bird on your burger.
35:05I did as well.
35:08Oi, did you eat a burger this morning?
35:10Yeah.
35:13Oh my God.
35:14The biggest crime of all is having a burger for breakfast at all.
35:20Have some muesli, guys.
35:22You'll be less likely to get bummed up.
35:25locked up it.
35:32Open up your love, I'll come in if you want me to.
35:42Open up your love, all your heart's thinking I want you.
35:54look at the baby let's go indeed we're all oiled up and ready to slide our way
36:03into the final part of the show welcome back to love island unseen
36:08bets
36:13and it's not just all the boys who need to avoid an unfortunate slip
36:18hi super nipple let me know will you just sit back on this sofa but be careful
36:26because we have some banging clips though to come come on strike a pose
36:38and check check check check check it out
36:41here's the unseen clip of the girls in the dressing room and it sounds like they are talking a load of
37:09botox what do you have tony just your lips yeah just my lips but i haven't gone in years
37:14yeah the lady that did my lips was in miami and now she moved to the dominican republic and does
37:22lips and penis injections i swear to god you can get filler in your dick
37:28you can get filler in your willy uh-huh fuck off what what's the filler in the willy for
37:34bro what do you think it's fucking for but then it shrivels up when it's wet
37:41how would it go soft yeah asking for a friend but what's that trip when you mentioned
37:45is it called bococks
37:55and have you thought you'd heard the last of ben's rap and think again who does he think he is
38:00ben and em ice cab mc uber but no no no obviously my name's ben i might write with a pen
38:08go on go on am i right i might count to ten what because i got a friend called glenn and uncle ken
38:14might have a friend called len what because my name's ben what i like women not men oh
38:21i used to have a girlfriend called bren hey hey did you no because i just go with the flow
38:28you know me i'm not slow because i stubbed my toe it's banning coal because i keep it on the low
38:33boat only here i got a mole on the boat i might roll i'm here to show i got friends not foe boy better
38:41know hey yeah see i actually reckon rapping's my thing i reckon this is what this is what it's all
38:47about exploring the rapping career i wish that unseen clip had remained unheard too
38:53as we saw the recoupling at the end of the week was as tense as ever with some long dramatic pauses
39:06and epic sweeping shots of the villa building the atmosphere the ball was in the girls core as they
39:13got to choose alima chose new boy ramel shakira a couple with ben megan stayed with tommy leaving us
39:21with five single boys and helena with a big decision to make me and this boy bounce off of
39:28each other's energy quite a lot the past couple days i think went from zero to 100 quite quick
39:35we both took quite a big risk but what was that big risk helena i was talking about
39:41was it that outrageous flirting in the hideaway yeah
39:44was it harry's pseudo celebrity status no tommy sorry tom clear a wee bit yeah he really does it
39:55like tom clear or was she dreaming of harry's flowery trousers
40:00he's a pretty risky i don't know what these are bro but these could be me mate
40:10you can see it bro moody isn't it i think these are me you know
40:16that's really no yeah big time i love your fashion zoos
40:21so look close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes
40:31do you know like curtains that's what you've got where is he
40:35so many trousers he's going to die she looks so fit he's wearing that
40:38this is cool the trousers wearing but just wear like a blue or green top please plain
40:43You can wear that.
40:44I'm good, I'm okay.
40:45I mean, you can say, like, that's thank you for your input.
40:48You might not pick you.
40:51Harry.
40:53Yes, it was Harry's flow with trousers.
40:56It proved lucky in the end.
41:01And someone else who was wearing a lucky colour was blue, of course.
41:06What's happening, Maya?
41:07You all right?
41:08What's happening?
41:09Blue name, blue shorts, blue trainers.
41:12Blue.
41:13Blue by name, blue by nature.
41:14If we go all the way back to day one, it worked out for him then.
41:19But it couldn't save him from being dumped.
41:24Bye.
41:26At least he's wearing blue.
41:29He come in in blue.
41:32He did, didn't he?
41:34Oh, it ate that.
41:35Pure poetry in motion.
41:37As blue in blue felt a little blue when he knew it was time to say to-da-loo.
41:42To-da-loo, blue.
41:44It's back, and as the scene goes, if it's not broke, don't try to fix it.
41:49It's time for...
41:51Preacher Man!
41:53This semi-assel goes to give me the best chat-up lines.
41:59I've never had to use a chat-up line, but they sort of, like, come to me if I'm, like, looking all right on the night.
42:04For now on, you can call me coffee, because I'm trying to keep you up all night.
42:09My new favourite one is, do you want to go half son a baby?
42:13Simple, sweet, and cheeky.
42:15They've never worked for me, but I'm going to keep trying and use them until they do work.
42:21They've definitely worked before, sometimes.
42:23Sometimes it's a fit.
42:24Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
42:26The only number I don't see here is yours.
42:28Oh, that's a good one.
42:30Are you from Tennessee?
42:32Because you're the only ten I see.
42:34So, Tennessee, you're ten I see.
42:36Are you from ten...
42:38You just go up and say, that dress looks good, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
42:43Get away.
42:44No, thank you.
42:46If it's on DM, I have used this one before, where you go, oh, I think someone's impersonating you.
42:54And they always panic, and they're like, what, what, what, what, what?
42:57And then you send them the NASA Instagram account, because they're out of this one.
43:03Are you guys ready?
43:05Is your dad a boxer?
43:07Because you are a knockout.
43:09Did that land?
43:10Why are you not laughing?
43:14Why are you not laughing?
43:16Do you fancy a raisin?
43:18No?
43:19How about a date?
43:23I don't think anyone's saying no to that, I'll be honest.
43:26I bet Tommy has got some chatter plans.
43:28I'm not an electrician, but I can certainly lighten up your day.
43:31Are you a parking ticket?
43:32Because you've got fine written all over you.
43:34Hang on, let me remember how it goes.
43:35Yeah, it's your 70 cent water, and I'm thirsty.
43:39What?
43:40I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together.
43:45Aww.
43:46I'm not even playing guards, but I've pulled a queen.
43:50Yeah, I like that one.
43:51The worst chat-up line, and the most frequent one, especially on dating apps, is,
43:56if your name's Shakira, because your hits don't lie.
44:00The worst chat-up line is...
44:01Ahhhh!
44:02So annoying.
44:03Don't do that again.
44:04You're done.
44:05Come back next time for some more!
44:06It was shocking.
44:07It caused drama!
44:08There was a massive twist involving the ginormous telly hanging over the swimming pool.
44:13Come on.
44:14Girls!
44:15Woo!
44:16Girls!
44:17Hey!
44:18Fuck off!
44:19What?
44:20What?
44:21It's got off!
44:22What?
44:23Here's the exclusive unseen bit of what they got to watch.
44:24Excuse me.
44:25Fuck off!
44:26Wait!
44:27Shhh!
44:28Shhh!
44:29What?
44:30Is that not eggs?
44:31That was like chickpeas or something?
44:32Eggs?
44:33Eggs.
44:34Eggs?
44:35That's not that small.
44:36That's eggs.
44:37That's eggs.
44:38That's eggs.
44:39That's eggs.
44:40That's eggs.
44:41That's eggs.
44:42That's eggs.
44:43That's eggs!
44:44That's eggs.
44:45That's eggs.
44:46That's not that small.
44:47That's eggs.
44:48That's eggs.
44:49That's eggs.
44:50What?
44:51What?
44:52What?
44:53Look how small my pinky finger is.
44:54It is quite small actually.
44:55It's four centimeters.
44:56Is it?
44:57It's four centimeters.
44:58Is it?
44:59Oh!
45:00Look at her.
45:01Look at her.
45:02You don't behave.
45:04Ha!
45:05We'll leave the girls watching some classic TV.
45:09See you all next time for more Unseen Bits.
45:13Bye!
45:14Bye!
45:19Bye!
45:49Bye!
45:50Bye!
45:51Good morning!
46:00Bye!
46:01Bye!
46:05Bye!
46:05Bye!
46:06Bye!
46:06Bye!