Love Island UK S12 EP 6
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00:12One word, we are back. Well actually that's three words but we're not splitting airs as
00:17we're bringing you the best unseen action from the first week in the Love Island Villa.
00:22And talking of hares. I need to try to move. Things are moving fast.
00:28They've been in the villa less than seven days already. We've seen more than our fair share of
00:33dumpings. Trumping. Bumping. Screaming. And things that go bump in the night.
00:46Are you ready? So sit down. Oh it's sounding weird. Oh no. Not there. And enjoy an hour of
00:53audio action from the villa that's all killer, no filler. Well sort of almost no filler.
00:58You can get filler in your dick. You can get filler in your willy.
01:01This is a Love Island on Team Mads. Are you ready? Excuse me.
01:06Yes.
01:24Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bets.
01:29Some things may be new but the principle of this show is exactly the same.
01:34I'm gonna wet myself. I'm really sorry.
01:37We bring you a show packed with the finest unseen action from the villa.
01:42We are fit to burst.
01:46Gonna wet myself in a second.
01:52We're up and running.
01:56There's no stopping me in this.
01:58We've got a spring in our step.
02:00Bro that's a trampoline, isn't it?
02:03It's kind of a trampoline, right?
02:06Our Islanders teeth are shining and their pushes are shaking.
02:11As we settle down into some highbrow chat.
02:14I was 22. I'm so different now.
02:16What do you think? Your frontal lobe developed.
02:18My what?
02:18Do you not know what that is?
02:20No.
02:20Right okay, so your frontal lobe is like...
02:22Here we go.
02:22It is the nerd talk.
02:24Oh you are a nerd.
02:27So your frontal lobe is like a part of your brain that develops when you're like 25.
02:30Stop.
02:31And your brain's not fully developed until then.
02:33So like people say when you're 25 like your frontal lobe kicks in and they're met and like
02:38you start realising oh he's a good kid.
02:39Oh is that why they're immature?
02:40I am at that.
02:41When do theirs grow?
02:42When they're 30?
02:44They're probably a bit better.
02:45A lot better in at all.
02:48It's gonna be TV gold.
02:51Three, two, one.
02:52Let's go.
03:04Well let's go right back to the beginning of time.
03:06Well actually just six days ago and before the revamped villa had been
03:10stamped on by massive corked wedges.
03:15The revamped villa was looking fresh.
03:18There's the beautiful bedrooms.
03:22Done up dressing rooms.
03:25The overhauled outside kitchen.
03:27Oh yes and an entirely new tube station.
03:31Slap bang in the middle of the villa.
03:34TfL Transport for Love have finally finished that 1,334 kilometre line extension stretching
03:41all the way to New York's brand new Loverpool street station.
03:49And the very first passengers to arrive on the Maya line were Shakira and Meg.
03:55I'm literally shaking a bit back.
03:57Yay!
03:58Okay, let's run.
04:00Go.
04:00Look at us.
04:03We look absolutely stunning.
04:0410 out of 10.
04:06I mean we're ready by choice.
04:07I know, exactly.
04:08It's a love time under the love fest.
04:12This is a public service announcement on behalf of Transport for Love.
04:22Would all girls change here for a hideaway park corner?
04:28Ah, you look at me!
04:29Oh my goodness.
04:31Hello darling.
04:32Oh, Megan's nice.
04:33No, I'm Megan.
04:34Oh, I'm Meg.
04:34I don't know.
04:36No.
04:36We should do like Meg's and Meg.
04:38No, Meg's and Meg.
04:39This is gonna, that's gonna get confusing.
04:41Oh god, it's gonna get bloody confusing, isn't it?
04:46Are we excited for the boys to come?
04:47No, I was about to ask, when are they getting here?
04:49Like, you know?
04:50Hello, we're back.
04:51Hello, we're late.
04:53Unfortunately, all the boys were delayed as there was a jammer on the Maya line.
05:01As we say here at Transport for Love, see it, say it, scream it at the top of your lungs.
05:09Hello.
05:11And soon approaching Graffington Crescent was a whole bunch of new islanders.
05:16Ooh, hello.
05:17Mind the chaps.
05:18Hello, hello, hello.
05:21Hello, hello.
05:22Welcome to the villa.
05:23Hello, how are we getting on?
05:25Hello.
05:26What's happening, Maya?
05:27You all right?
05:27What's happening?
05:28Are you all right?
05:29What's happening?
05:30Let's find out if he's the one.
05:32Hello, Tommy.
05:34Okay, mate, you all right?
05:35How are you?
05:35Lovely to meet you.
05:36You so.
05:37The Love Island journey may have started on track when Ben was coupled up with Shakira,
05:43Dijon with Meg, Harry with Sophie, Blue with Aleema, Connor with Helena, Tommy was with Megan.
05:51But as we now all know, most of them came off the rails.
05:55All change, please.
05:58Before I let them in my villa, I always invite the islanders to my top secret TV studio for a little chat,
06:03which is in my loft.
06:05What's happening?
06:05What's happening?
06:05What's happening?
06:08And here's some unseen bits you didn't get to see the first time round.
06:11Oh, my shoe?
06:12Oh, no.
06:17It just feels like it's like I'm on TV.
06:20You are, Meg.
06:21Here, catch this.
06:22I'm thinking, wow.
06:26I need it now.
06:27Oh, God.
06:31I'm excited.
06:36I'm very excited.
06:38Wow, wow, wow.
06:40I mean, like a triple caffeine kicking.
06:42Am I on fire or am I just tripping?
06:44Like, when I say I'm single, I'm single with 15 men on my phone.
06:51My little wandering eyes got pink, pink, pink, pink.
06:54I'm thinking, wow.
06:56Every single red flag I see, I'm like, yeah, that'll be fun.
07:01I'm looking forward to all the snogging in the villa, but the only thing I'm not looking forward to is my nan watching.
07:05I'm thinking that a guy shouldn't take food home on a first date.
07:12It's happened to me before.
07:13That gave me the ick.
07:17Someone was sick in my car.
07:19I thought I'd just like being sick with her.
07:20And it would just be a whole mess of just, just, just a concoction of not good mess.
07:28I'm trying to get my flirt on.
07:31A bit of a flirt, a lot of a flirt.
07:33Every Wednesday morning, we go to the retirement flats.
07:38And the old girls are out straight away with their cup of coffee.
07:40Give her a little flirt.
07:41Oh, you look nice, Doris.
07:42Cool.
07:43How old are you?
07:4365?
07:44She's in her 90s, but I've got to be nice, haven't I?
07:48Thanks, Meg.
07:49Can I have my inflatable heart back, please?
07:51I'm off down the beach.
07:53After being paired up, it was time for our couple's inevitable getting to know you chats.
07:57These can be quite nerve-wracking affairs, and poor Helena started to fall to pieces almost immediately.
08:03Oh, my eyelashes are falling off.
08:04It's ridiculous.
08:06Meg and Dijon's connection was written in the stars.
08:09Do you, um, believe in star signs?
08:12Yeah, I read my star sign, yeah.
08:14Before I come out here, something like the 6th and 7th of June is going to be like a day of love,
08:17and it's today, 7th of June.
08:20So what are you thinking?
08:20That this could be it?
08:21Well, you don't know.
08:22You never know.
08:22You don't know who's walking through that door.
08:24Oh.
08:25No, I'm joking.
08:25It's crazy.
08:27It's crazy.
08:28My brother's called Green.
08:30Stop lying.
08:31No, he fully is, yeah.
08:32No, he's not.
08:33Yeah.
08:33I'm so happy.
08:34No, he's not.
08:35I'm so good at all.
08:38I shut up.
08:39Yeah, no, you're in.
08:40I like what you're saying.
08:41I like what you're giving me.
08:43I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:45Okay.
08:46Have you heard that saying?
08:46No.
08:47No.
08:48You're picking up what you're just...
08:49What are you picking up and what?
08:50We're dropping off.
08:51Yeah, I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:52Have you really not heard that?
08:54I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:57No.
08:58Don't worry, Harry.
08:59I'll pick up what you're putting down.
09:01With rubber gloves.
09:10As all super fans know,
09:11the dressing room is the girls in a sanctum,
09:13a place where they can have deep and meaningful chats
09:15away from the boys.
09:16And here is an exclusive unseen clip of Megan
09:19getting something off her chest.
09:23Excuse me.
09:24I was proper shocked that he stood up
09:27because he just acts so nonchalant.
09:29Like, he don't give a fuck.
09:30Yeah.
09:33Excuse me.
09:35Ready, girls?
09:37Excuse me.
09:39Excuse me.
09:42Right, this is out of our hands.
09:44The more that we keep stressing,
09:45the more it's going to hang out.
09:46I'm going to belch again.
09:47It's a nervous one this time.
09:48Each of us have a 20% chance.
09:49Sorry.
09:51Excuse me.
09:52I've been a belchy girl to know.
09:54It's the nerves.
09:55Thank you, Megan, for your contribution.
09:57Deep, but not so meaningful.
10:05Rule one of a first date.
10:07Be cool and try not to put your foot in it.
10:09Or your backside, for that matter.
10:11Oh, it's soaking wet.
10:12Oh, no.
10:15No.
10:16Oh.
10:17Have we got wet bums now?
10:18Fuck's sake, yeah.
10:19No, you actually can't see it.
10:20Oh, are we?
10:21Can you see it?
10:21Yeah.
10:22Not that I mean to see it.
10:23Shall we sit somewhere else?
10:24No.
10:24Let's have a little look.
10:25Sorry, guys, my bad.
10:27I got carried away drinking out of my new water bottle
10:29and I got caught short on the way to the voiceover booth.
10:32Oh, yeah.
10:32Oh, that is well nice, man.
10:33That is so cute.
10:34It's all only good being in here and it's all fun and games and that.
10:37This is better as well.
10:38Is it?
10:38Can we sit on the pillow and sit on the pillow?
10:40Yeah.
10:41How is it that?
10:41I don't know.
10:42I don't know.
10:43Sorry.
10:43But, yeah, it's all fun and games and here, but when we come out,
10:47I live in North London.
10:48Yeah.
10:49How do you feel about that?
10:49We have a living job and I told you that earlier.
10:50Where do you live?
10:51Brighton.
10:52And you don't love Brighton.
10:53Oh, yeah.
10:54Sorry, sorry.
10:55Yeah, no.
10:56I'm not listening, am I?
10:57No, no, you're not.
10:58What's your day job?
10:59Have you told me already?
11:00Oh, no.
11:01This is not going on.
11:01You're all about this.
11:02You're all about this.
11:03Oh, no, my memory.
11:03Oh, okay.
11:04What is it?
11:05No.
11:06Guess.
11:06You told me?
11:07I told you it's a guess.
11:09No, you're going to have to remind me.
11:10I'm an energy broker.
11:11Energy.
11:11Yeah, come on now.
11:12Oh, yeah.
11:13Go on now.
11:13I told you that.
11:14I don't even know what energy broker is.
11:15It's like selling people energy contracts in the falls.
11:18Oh, sure, sales.
11:19You're the people I hang up on.
11:20Yeah.
11:20Oh, no way.
11:21Oh, my God.
11:22We'll have to save your number next time.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Actually, can I get the number too?
11:26I'm thinking of switching the villa's energy provider.
11:29These festoons are costing me a fortune.
11:33Ooh, anyone got a torch on their phone?
11:40I'm not sure if you all know, but it's been 10 years since Love Island hit our screen.
11:48Then over that time, it has regenerated and evolved.
11:52We've hosted a galaxy of out of this world characters.
11:55Me and Hannah are officially together now, girlfriend, boyfriend.
11:59We also witnessed extreme flirting that's had us all hiding behind the sofa.
12:05I think we can have a laugh.
12:07As well as raunchy romances.
12:10To paraphrase the Daleks, fornicate, fornicate.
12:15There have been some difficult decisions.
12:19Are you going to speak to Harley today about the recoupling?
12:23I don't know.
12:24Earth-shattering showdowns.
12:27I don't mean it like that.
12:31It's finished.
12:32And classic love language.
12:36And most importantly, raspberries.
12:40Oh yeah, because they're cute and hairy.
12:44But through that time, there has been one Love Island staple that has been on the lips of all the
12:49Islanders, having just undergone its fourth regeneration.
12:54It's bigger on the inside and designed to ensure our Islanders rehydrate, rehydrate.
13:01I give you the Love Island water bottle.
13:16Hey, Dijon, you're a personal trainer, aren't you?
13:18I've just joined a new gym and my personal trainer is making me do burpees.
13:22So go and tell me, how many burpees can you do?
13:27Um, burpees? How many burpees I can do?
13:29Hold that thought. It's time for a break.
13:51Do you know what? I was thinking, you know like all these chats here, which are like,
13:55not really part of the day, I think these are the things that get mashed up on the
13:59Unseen Bits.
14:00You're not wrong, Tommy. So let's get mashing. It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
14:05Welcome back to our little old love shack.
14:07We're the show that gets you even closer to the action.
14:10Oh God, there's writing.
14:11I'm just writing.
14:15For health and safety, look away now as we love an accident.
14:20Oh no!
14:21That was you, that wasn't me.
14:24No, that was not me.
14:25That was not me.
14:26You just distracted me.
14:28We don't believe in safety nets or those weird net pants that sew into the inside of swimming shorts.
14:34Oh, the net, yeah.
14:36Yeah, it's so uncomfortable.
14:36Just let it hang loose.
14:38And we're not afraid of a close shave.
14:41I need to shave my range.
14:44I'm not even being funny.
14:44Mine growls like at rapid speed.
14:46So let's ease you in.
14:56Is this a deep DMC?
14:58What's that?
14:58Deep meaningful chat.
15:00Nah.
15:01Of course not, Shakira.
15:03It's Unseen Bits.
15:06So before the break, personal trainer Dijon was going to tell us how many birthdays he could do.
15:10I've managed three during the break.
15:12How many can you do, Dijon?
15:14Um, burpees.
15:17How many burpees I could do?
15:18A lot of burpees.
15:18Maybe a hundred.
15:19Unbroken.
15:20One hundred?
15:21You're joking.
15:22No, no joke.
15:22A hundred?
15:23One and zero, zero?
15:25Yeah, of course.
15:25Unbroken?
15:27Straight?
15:27Of course.
15:29No stopping?
15:30Of course I could do a hundred unbroken.
15:32That is impressive, but I think I know someone in the villa who can beat you at burpees.
15:39Excuse me.
15:41I know we don't do politics on this show, but this next unseen clip gets a bit hairy.
15:46You're going to get your ass checked.
15:51You're going to get your ass checked.
15:54You're going to get your ass checked.
15:56Right.
16:03On the first night, Mya returned, but just really slowly.
16:07Hurry up, Mya.
16:10But once then, she had a first night twist for her Islanders.
16:12Please welcome, Toni!
16:15Is that a boy or a girl?
16:17Wait, Toni, is that not a boy's name?
16:19Toni, yeah. It's a girl's name, isn't it?
16:21Toni's both names. It can be a girl or a boy.
16:24Hello. I'm here.
16:28Get ready, ready, ready, ready.
16:30Hortley Bombshell enters the villa.
16:34Hi, everyone.
16:35What do you say, everyone?
16:37Hello!
16:38And Toni chose Ben to couple up with leaving Shakira single.
16:44I'm all right.
16:48And here's an unseen clip of taxi driver Ben
16:50getting to know transatlantic Toni.
16:53I was going to go to Vegas.
16:54I can't believe you've never been.
16:56I need my tour guide, that's why.
16:57I'll take you.
16:59I've been waiting for a girl called Tori that lives in Vegas.
17:01Toni.
17:03Dun-dun-dun...
17:05Oh, no, I'll call Toni Tori.
17:09Oh, yeah, like, oh, my God.
17:11Do you remember her name?
17:12I have to remember, like, my toe and my knees.
17:15That's why I was talking to her, I said knee,
17:16and I was like, oh.
17:17Yeah, she was like, shin?
17:19Don't worry, boys,
17:22as I've put all the names of everyone on the beds
17:25to help you out.
17:26How do you say her name?
17:28Alina.
17:28Alina.
17:29Alima.
17:30No, it's ma.
17:31Ma, I thought it was a ma.
17:32Bro, that looks like an N on that.
17:34It's an M.
17:34That looks like an M and an M.
17:36Yes, Alina.
17:37But an N is silent.
17:38Alima.
17:40No, there's no M.
17:41Yes, there is, bro.
17:42Can't you see it?
17:42No, that's what I thought, it was A-L-N.
17:44Wow.
17:45A-L-M?
17:46What about the I?
17:48Hell, yeah.
17:49A-M.
17:50A-M.
17:51Who's Helen?
17:52Av.
17:53Which one's that?
17:54Right, I keep getting mixed up.
17:55Helena's the blonde, the lady blonde,
17:57the, like, looks like a supermodel.
17:58So, Helena.
17:59No.
18:00Oh, this is so hard.
18:02Helena.
18:03Alima.
18:04Alima and Helena.
18:06Alima and Helena?
18:07Yeah.
18:08Helena's the blonde one?
18:09Yeah.
18:10And the other boys know all the names.
18:13I also find Harriet and Meg attractive.
18:16Harriet?
18:17Which one's Harriet?
18:19Mate.
18:19Remind me a name again, I completely forgot.
18:21Who?
18:22Blondie.
18:23Helena.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:26OK, try again.
18:28Hel-E-N-A.
18:30I find Meg and Harriet attractive.
18:33Oh, I give up.
18:35At least the girls are good with names.
18:37They asking people named Harriet, they went,
18:39She introduced herself as Harriet and I was like,
18:40I'm fine.
18:41What are you doing?
18:42I reckon we should just call you H, Helena.
18:45That's sexy, H.
18:47Just because you can't pronounce it.
18:48Yeah.
18:50I've been doing good, Helena.
18:51No, no.
18:53You've been saying it wrong still.
18:55Honestly, I'm so sorry.
18:57I will get to terms with it by when we're all gone.
19:00I remember it when we're all missed out.
19:01Yeah.
19:02The good news is that everyone could remember Sophie's name.
19:06Go on, Maya, your turn.
19:08Sophie, you are now single and therefore dumped from the island.
19:13Oh.
19:15Sorry.
19:17We all know that practice makes perfect, and in this unseen bit, Blue and Connor are
19:28practicing counting backwards.
19:30Good luck, boys.
19:31Three, two, one.
19:32Okay, now it's three, two, one.
19:34Three, two, one.
19:35Three, two, one.
19:36Three, two, one.
19:37Three, two, one.
19:38Three, two, one.
19:39I don't know.
19:40I don't know what's going on over there.
19:41I'm lost.
19:42I'm lost.
19:43No, Sammy.
19:44Three, two, one.
19:45Hey!
19:46So now you have to start it.
19:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:48And you have a choice of the next three.
19:49So you only do two now.
19:50Fine.
19:51Okay.
19:52Three, two, one.
19:53What are you doing?
19:54What are you doing?
19:55No, don't, don't, mate.
19:56It's just not.
19:57No idea, mate.
19:59What are they doing?
20:00Three, two, one.
20:01Three, two, one.
20:02Three, two, one.
20:03Three, two, one.
20:04Three, two, one.
20:05Three, two, one.
20:06I don't know what's going on, mate.
20:07I don't get it.
20:08No, I don't either.
20:09Three, two, one.
20:10Three, two, one.
20:11Oh, my God.
20:12You love him as well.
20:14Three, two, one.
20:16Nice.
20:17Ben and Harry were supposed to be the next ones to have a go, but they were still getting the
20:21hang of counting backwards.
20:22Give it a couple of weeks, lads.
20:23You'll get it.
20:25It's like this.
20:26Three, two, nine.
20:28Oh, it's harder than it seems.
20:39Over on the Sunday, the boys are pondering whether or not Connor and Helena's relationship
20:43will go the whole ten yards or the whole 9.144 metres if you prefer the metric system.
20:48Is she your type, Connor?
20:50No, not really, like, puss.
20:53Yeah.
20:54Shouldn't be a million miles away from it either, like.
20:56Yeah, yeah.
20:58Probably, like, 60 miles away.
21:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:03That's brilliant.
21:05That's how we should say it, like, talk, rating how much someone is your type.
21:20Oh, yeah, yeah.
21:21Oh, yeah, yeah.
21:22You know what I mean?
21:23So, like, with Megan, with you, she's, like, she's within a mile.
21:27Yeah.
21:28She's like, you got there yesterday.
21:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:32Whereas, like, with me and Helena, she's probably about 15 miles away.
21:40She's very close.
21:4115 miles is long enough as well, though, because, do you use kilometres in, no, you use miles in the UK, do you?
21:46Yeah.
21:47Yeah, I use kilometres.
21:48Oh, yeah.
21:49You use kilometres?
21:50Oh, you grew up in Spain, innit?
21:51Yeah, yeah.
21:52I use miles.
21:53Do you use kg?
21:54Yeah.
21:55Yeah.
21:56Yeah.
21:57It's so annoying when it goes heavy.
21:58Pounds are so annoying.
21:59I went to the gym and it's pounds, it's like, oh, really?
22:01It's just over double, innit?
22:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:03It's just, like, long.
22:05Everything feels heavier in pounds, I don't know.
22:07Well, obviously, it's just over double, innit?
22:09But, like, you know, like, a 45-pound plate is supposed to be a 20...
22:13Yeah, 20.
22:14...he plate, but a 100-kilo bench versus a 225 bench.
22:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:19225 feels way heavier.
22:21Sorry, Tommy, I've checked with the experts and the weight is exactly the same.
22:25If it feels heavier, you may need to ask your gym to turn down the gravity.
22:37Over to the Love Island kitchen, where we cater for the lactose intolerant
22:40and the lactose ignorant.
22:42Does anybody have any milk preference?
22:46This one.
22:47That's egg whites.
22:49What?
22:50That's egg whites, innit?
22:51Yeah.
22:52Egg whites?
22:53Soya milk?
22:54What do you mean, it's egg whites?
22:55Bro, that's got eggs on it.
22:57Sorry, Ben.
22:58Bro, is that not eggs?
22:59No.
23:00That's like chickpeas or something.
23:01Eggs aren't that small.
23:02That's eggs.
23:03That's eggs.
23:04Let me look.
23:05Let me look.
23:06It's a soldier as well.
23:07I'm buying a linguine.
23:09So that's chickpeas, mate.
23:11It's like chickpeas or something, isn't it?
23:13That's not egg whites.
23:14I might have a bowl of that.
23:15Have you put milk in them already?
23:16Yeah.
23:17Do you want the egg whites?
23:19No, I don't want the egg whites.
23:20Smells a bit weird, but it's definitely milk.
23:22I'm not trying that.
23:23No, smell it.
23:24That smells like milk.
23:25Yeah, where's mine's?
23:26Right, I hate to break at the party, but can we move this conversation on, please?
23:33I feel like we've milked it for all it's worth.
23:36Yes.
23:45Oh, get Harry.
23:46He's managed to surround himself with four girls on the daybeds.
23:49What is it about him they find so attractive?
23:52Is it his mullet?
23:53His cheeky smile?
23:55I think it's because I got my black toe out again.
23:58The black toe?
23:59I think it's that, to be honest.
24:00Wait, you've just itch me the fuck out.
24:02No, stop.
24:03I'm not trying it on me you.
24:04Can I ask what the story is behind the black toe?
24:06It just happens every year through football.
24:08Football.
24:09That's fun.
24:10I don't believe that football excuse.
24:12That's bullshit.
24:13What do you mean?
24:14It's not a football excuse.
24:15Let your toes breathe as soon as...
24:17Your football breathe must be too small for you.
24:19No, but it's people, like, standing on my toes.
24:21Yeah.
24:22Like, it's two of them.
24:23Right.
24:24You want to have a look, don't you?
24:25No.
24:26I can tell you.
24:27You want to suck on them now?
24:28I don't think I could let anyone do that.
24:31It's fallen off, and that's what usually happens,
24:35and it grows back, and then it'll fall off again next year.
24:37But this one's grown...
24:38It falls off again next year?
24:39Yeah, yeah, it falls off every season.
24:41It's an annual thing.
24:42It's like an annual schedule.
24:43It's like Christmas.
24:44Yeah, this has grown in black already this year.
24:47You should see a doctor.
24:48It's like a leap year.
24:51It's incredible.
24:52Go to the podiatras.
24:53I think I will.
24:55I think in future, all Harry's unseen bits should stay unseen.
25:00Hey, Tommy, before the break, have you got any juicy secrets to tell us?
25:04I think a secret that not a lot of people know about me,
25:07which this is probably the first time I've ever mentioned it,
25:10so it might come as shock to my friends as well.
25:12What is it?
25:14Ah, no!
25:15We've not got time.
25:16You'll have to come back and find out what it is.
25:19Oh, my God!
25:20Oh, my God!
25:21Oh, my God!
25:22Oh, my God!
25:23Oh, my God!
25:24Oh, my God!
25:25Oh, my God!
25:26Say it! Say it! Say it!
25:27It's just an update to me.
25:28Oh, my God!
25:29Oh, my God!
25:30It's just an update to me.
25:31Oh, my God!
25:32Oh, my God!
25:33Oh, my God!
25:34I've got to do what I've got to do, wouldn't I?
25:38Is that me?
25:39Oh, my God!
25:40Say it! Say it! Say it!
25:41It's just an update to me.
25:44Oh, my God!
25:48Yes, an update that it's part three of Love Island Unseen Back.
25:56How are we feeling, girls?
25:58We are strong, we are beautiful, we are slay.
26:01What about you boys already?
26:03Feeling like the one that's here, looking like the man when I look in the mirror.
26:07Nice, boys.
26:08Great, as we have our fingers on the pulse with more on-air gems.
26:12Guys, you want to see something?
26:13Yeah.
26:14Look how small my pinky fingers.
26:16What do you say?
26:18It is quite tall, actually.
26:20It's four centimetres.
26:22Is it?
26:23Oh, my God.
26:24That's my party trick.
26:26We've got this unseen bit nailed.
26:28How do you type in Suffolk?
26:29I don't type.
26:31On your phone?
26:32Yeah.
26:33Can you not get the toenails like that as well?
26:38You could if you really wanted to, but that's kind of gross, no?
26:41So, come on, everyone, let's get moving!
26:45You could cut some shapes in here!
26:48I'm looking for this, ain't nothing I won't get for this!
26:54Yeah.
26:55Indeed.
26:56Oh, my God!
26:57Babe, are you okay?
26:59The amount that I've tripped over at this fucking gaff.
27:03Before the break, Tommy was about to reveal a big secret.
27:07So, go on then, Tommy.
27:08What is it?
27:09A secret that not a lot of people know about me.
27:12I do show a bit of emotion.
27:14So, when did you last cry, Tommy?
27:17Oh, God.
27:18The last time I cried, it was probably the Gavin and Stacey.
27:22The Gavin and Stacey special on Christmas Day.
27:25That moment when Mick stood up at the church and Smithy's wedding.
27:30Oh, my God, I was in pieces.
27:32I'm welling up myself now.
27:35Quick, play a clip to distract me!
27:38After ten years of Love Island, all these beautiful people
27:41look the same to me, but maybe that's just a Scottish thing.
27:44What do you think, Aleema?
27:46Does he not remind you of Tom Clare?
27:47A wee bit.
27:48Yeah, he really does look like Tom Clare.
27:50I've done that before.
27:52But I don't know how I feel about it, really.
27:54Do you know, he's good looking, so take it as a compliment.
27:56I get Tom Clare every day of my life.
27:58Ah, he's not doing me a disservice.
28:00He's a great looking lad, but I think I might have
28:02a little bit more than him.
28:03But no, they could be worse comparisons.
28:05Sure.
28:06I used to have called him the Grinch at school.
28:08I swear to you, right?
28:10When I was like, maybe like 12, this girl...
28:14No, I'm laughing because I can see it.
28:17I can see it as well.
28:19I can see it!
28:21People used to call me the Grinch at school.
28:24Well, this one girl did, and then it caught on for like a month.
28:27People used to say look like Cindy Lou.
28:29I know.
28:30Oh, my!
28:31That's a better shout.
28:32That's a better shout.
28:33From Whoville.
28:35I'll tell you who looks like a celebrity.
28:37Dijon Ivan Toni.
28:39He is a dead ringer, mate.
28:41Harry said he thinks I look like Ivan Toni.
28:43So, yeah, Ivan Toni is a lucky man.
28:45Wow.
28:46Our lovely Megan.
28:48Hello, Irish Mila Kunis.
28:50Thanks, guys.
28:51Good job.
28:52I think Shakira looks a bit like Pocahuntas.
28:55I'll check it.
28:57I'll check it.
28:58Oh, we have said that Helena looks a bit like Megan Barton Hansen
29:02from Love Island.
29:03She's given that energy.
29:04So, I will tell her that when I see her, actually,
29:06because I've not told her that yet.
29:07I keep calling Blue Ron from the other Love Island series.
29:11Do you reckon?
29:12I don't think no-one's told me I look like anyone yet.
29:18Right.
29:19I have had no look-alikes yet.
29:21Right.
29:22I know exactly who you look like.
29:23Do you remember Sophia Grace and Rosie?
29:25You used to go on the Ellen show and they'd think...
29:28Stop.
29:29Rosie, the blonde one, growing up, you looked just like her.
29:32Really?
29:33Yeah.
29:34No.
29:35No more.
29:36I've been told to look like Brad Pitt in certain light,
29:38and that light is pitch darkness.
29:47The kitchen is the place where our islanders like to debate
29:50all the big questions, like...
29:52I don't know whether I want Friday or post.
29:55Do we have any avocado?
29:56I know.
29:57I'm dying for it.
29:58Is there not any in there?
29:59I didn't even check.
30:00There's some big bugs out here, man.
30:05Oh, my God!
30:06Meg, watch out!
30:07Ex-Islanders get scared by something!
30:12That's a drone!
30:13He's in the bridge!
30:14He's in the bridge!
30:15He's in the bridge!
30:16He's in the bridge!
30:17He's in the bridge!
30:18Oh, my life!
30:19That's a...
30:20I have seen...
30:21That's a bird.
30:22What's on that?
30:23What is that?
30:24Is that me?
30:25Is that me?
30:26What is that?
30:27Is that me?
30:28Ooh!
30:29Is that me smooth away from me?
30:30Whatever that is.
30:31It'll go, it'll go.
30:32No!
30:33Stay still, stay still.
30:34You look like a flower in that blue bikini.
30:35What the fuck?
30:36Mmm!
30:37Man, what the...
30:38He's, like, watching you from an end, but chatting up gals.
30:41I don't know.
30:42I feel like me and Harry, like, when I was chatting to Harry yesterday.
30:43Fuck off!
30:44I know.
30:45It's gone.
30:46What is that?
30:47What is that?
30:48Oh!
30:49Oh, wait, wait!
30:50Oh, wait, wait!
30:51It's gone!
30:52It's gone!
30:53It's gone!
30:54It's gone!
30:55It's gone!
30:56It's gone!
30:57It's gone!
30:58It's gone!
30:59It's gone!
31:00It's gone!
31:01It's gone!
31:02It's gone!
31:03Oh, wait, wait!
31:04Oh, I love a happy ending.
31:07Fikes you gave her, just dropped me off there.
31:09I'll give you five stars at a tip.
31:20It's normally around about week three that the Islanders start doing their hilariously and
31:25sterling impressions, but this lot got started early.
31:29And the bombshell enters the villa.
31:34A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:38A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:42A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:46You sound like a boss.
31:48A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:53Ian should be threatened right now.
31:55I think he should use our voices, then his voiceover.
31:58I'm not worried one bit, girls.
32:00You've got it all wrong. Look!
32:04Hello? I'm here.
32:07Get ready.
32:10A new bombshell enters the villa.
32:13Wait! Stop!
32:15Even the song's got it wrong.
32:17This is how you do it.
32:19Two new bombshells enter the villa.
32:24It's me and you, an army of two.
32:28Come on, guys. Can you not count?
32:32It's Rommel and he's got Shea in tow.
32:35And talking of toes, there's something you really need to know
32:38before dipping your tootsies into villa life.
32:41You want to get your toes out?
32:43None of the boys have got toenails or they're black.
32:46No, yeah, my toenails are rolled off.
32:49There you are.
32:51At the end of that.
32:52Whoa!
32:53Oh, shit.
32:54So how are your toenails?
32:55You're going to have to wait and see one more.
32:57By the pool of Saturday.
32:59Welcome to the villa, boys.
33:01Yeah, welcome to the villa, boys.
33:03Just remember to make sure you toe the line.
33:14After his late night in the hideaway, Harry was absolutely exhausted.
33:17He was starving as hell and I sapped him of all his energy.
33:20And as a result, he was feeling a little weak.
33:23Some might say wimpy.
33:25Oh, where's my burger?
33:27Oi, have you eaten my burger?
33:30Gees, you've eaten my burger. I know you have.
33:32Who ate it?
33:33I haven't eaten it. I know you've eaten it.
33:35Good question, Dijon. Who ate it?
33:37To find out, we're launching a special investigation to undercover the identity of Breakfast Burger Burglar.
33:44Whoever committed this crime will be doing porridge for a long time.
33:50First under the spotlight, well, the light from the fridge was Tommy.
33:54Could he be the patty pilferer?
33:57No, he's gone for a good, honest yoghurt and fruit.
34:01Blue goes in to get a drink.
34:06Stealing Shakira from Harry is one thing.
34:09But would he stoop so low as to nick another man's burger?
34:16Next on the scene of the crime, Dijon just grabs some icing for Mel, just checks out the cold cuts.
34:25Next under suspicion, it's Tony.
34:27Americans love burgers for breakfast, don't they?
34:29I bet it's her.
34:31Oh, sorry, Tony, just coffee and milk.
34:38Hang on, what's this blues come back?
34:45Bang to rights, bold as brass.
34:47Broodal, little bugger.
34:49It's the Breakfast Burger Burglar.
34:56Gies, you've eaten my burger, I know you have.
34:58You ate it?
34:59I haven't eaten it, I know you've eaten it.
35:00I saw Blue eating a burger this morning.
35:02Fuck off!
35:03You mixed your bird and your burger.
35:06I did as well.
35:08Did you eat a burger this morning?
35:10Yeah.
35:11Oh, my God.
35:12The biggest crime of all is having a burger for breakfast at all.
35:21Have some muesli, guys.
35:23You'll be less likely to get bummed up.
35:25You'll be less likely to get bummed up.
35:26You'll be less likely to get bummed up.
35:30you'll be less likely to eat.
35:53Hey, how am I looking?
35:54Look at the baby.
35:55Where's oil?
35:56He's got oiled up.
35:58Oiled up, let's go.
35:59Let's go indeed.
36:01We're all oiled up and ready to slide our way into the final part of the show.
36:06Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
36:14And it's not just the oldie boys who need to avoid an unfortunate slip.
36:19If I slip a nipple, let me know, will you?
36:23So sit back on this sofa, but be careful, because we have some banging clips still to come.
36:33Come on, strike a pose.
36:38And check, check, check, check, check it out.
36:44OK.
36:46Man like Tommy, he ain't got to wear Johnny.
36:48Why?
36:49Because he's got a little money.
36:50Hey, hey, hey, blue.
36:53Has he got a clue?
36:54Yes, he do.
36:54Because he might have to go to the loo.
37:05Here's the unseen clip of the girls in the dressing room, and it sounds like they are talking a load of Botox.
37:11What do you have, Tony?
37:11Just your lips?
37:12Yeah, just my lips, but I haven't gone in years.
37:14The lady that did my lips was in Miami, and now she moved to the Dominican Republic and does lips and penis injections.
37:24What?
37:25What do you mean penis injections?
37:25I swear to God, you can get filler in your dick.
37:28You can get filler in your willy?
37:29Uh-huh.
37:30Fuck off.
37:31What?
37:32What's the filler in the willy for?
37:34Bro, what do you think it's fucking for?
37:36But then it shrivels up when it's wet.
37:40How would it go soft?
37:42Yeah.
37:43Asking for a friend, but what's that trip that you mentioned?
37:46Is it called?
37:48Bococks?
37:48And have you thought you'd heard the last of Ben's rap and think again?
37:59Who does he think he is?
38:00Ben and Em?
38:02Ice Cab?
38:03MC Uber?
38:05No, no, no, obviously.
38:07My name's Ben.
38:08I might write with a pen.
38:09Go on, go on, go on.
38:10I might count to ten.
38:12What?
38:12Because I've got a friend called Glenn and an uncle called Ken.
38:14I might have a friend called Len.
38:15What?
38:16Because my name's Ben.
38:17What?
38:17I like women, not men.
38:19Oh.
38:21I used to have a girlfriend called Bren.
38:23Hey.
38:24Did you?
38:24No.
38:26No.
38:27Because I just go with the flow.
38:28You know me, I'm not slow.
38:29Because I stub my toe.
38:31It's Ben and Cole.
38:32Because I keep it on the low.
38:34Only here I've got a mo.
38:36On the boat I might roll.
38:37I'm here to show.
38:39I've got friends, not foe.
38:41Boy better know.
38:42Hey.
38:43Oh, yeah.
38:44See?
38:44I actually reckon rapping's my thing.
38:46I reckon this is what...
38:47This is what it's all about.
38:48What?
38:48Exploring the rapping career.
38:50I wish that unseen clip had remained unheard too.
39:01As we saw, the recoupling at the end of the week was as tense as ever with some long dramatic
39:06pauses and epic sweeping shots of the villa building the atmosphere.
39:11The ball was in the girls' court as they got to choose.
39:15Aleema chose new boy Rommel.
39:17Shakira a couple with Ben.
39:19Megan stayed with Tommy.
39:21Leaving us with five single boys and Helena with a big decision to make.
39:26Me and this boy bounce off of each other's energy quite a lot.
39:31The past couple of days, I think, went from zero to a hundred quite quick.
39:35We both took quite a big risk.
39:37But what was that big risk, Helen, I was talking about?
39:41Was it their outrageous flirting in the hideaway?
39:44Yeah, you're...
39:45Was it Harry's pseudo-celebrity status?
39:52No, Tommy, sorry.
39:53Tom Clear.
39:53A wee bit.
39:55Yeah, he really does it like Tom Clear.
39:56Or was she dreaming of Harry's flowery trousers?
40:03They're pretty risky.
40:06I don't know what these are, bro, but these could be me, mate.
40:10I can see it, bro.
40:11Moody, isn't I?
40:12It looks like my dad's shoes.
40:13Jeez, I think these are me, you know.
40:16Yeah, she's real in it.
40:17Yeah, big time.
40:19I love your fashion suits.
40:22Don't look, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes,
40:25close your eyes, close your eyes, close your...
40:27Oh, my God, how are we wearing it?
40:30Oh, God.
40:30He's got, do you know, like, curtains?
40:32That's where he's got...
40:33Where is he?
40:34He's got, like, a fairy trousers.
40:35Helen's gonna die.
40:36She looks so fit and he's wearing that.
40:39This is cool.
40:39The trousers are wearing, but just wear, like, a blue or a green top, please, plain.
40:44You can wear that.
40:44I think that's...
40:45I'm good.
40:45I'm all chained.
40:46I mean, you can say, like, that thank you for Uber.
40:49She might not pick you.
40:52Harry.
40:53Yes, it was Harry's flowery trousers that proved lucky in the end.
41:02And someone else who was wearing their lucky colour was blue, of course.
41:07What's happening, Maya?
41:08You all right?
41:08What's happening?
41:09Something goes.
41:10Blue name, blue shorts, blue trainers.
41:13Blue by name, blue by nature.
41:15If we go all the way back to day one, it worked out for him then.
41:19But it couldn't save him from being dumped.
41:25Bye.
41:28At least he's wearing blue.
41:31He come in in blue.
41:33He did, didn't he?
41:35Poetic, Matt.
41:36Pure poetry in motion.
41:38As blue in blue, he felt a little blue when he knew it was time to say toodaloo.
41:43Toodaloo, blue.
41:44It's back, and as the scene goes, if it's not broke, don't try to fix it.
41:50It's time for...
41:52Preacher!
41:53I'm a man!
41:56This time I asked Elmgo's to give me the best chat-up lines.
42:00I've never had to use a chat-up line, a boy.
42:02They sort of, like, come to me if I'm, like, looking all right on the night.
42:05For now on, you can call me coffee, because I'm trying to keep you up all night.
42:09My new favourite one is, do you want to go half-son a baby?
42:14Simple, sweet, and cheater.
42:17They've never worked for me, but I'm going to keep trying and use them until they do work.
42:22They've definitely worked before, sometimes.
42:24Depends if you fit.
42:25Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
42:27The only number I don't see here is yours.
42:30Oh, that's a good one.
42:32Are you from Tennessee?
42:33Because you're the only 10IC.
42:35So, Tennessee, you're 10IC.
42:37Are you from Tennessee?
42:39You just go up and say, that dress looks good.
42:42It would look better on my bedroom floor.
42:44Get away.
42:45No, thank you.
42:47If it's on DM, I have used this one before, where you go, oh, I think someone's impersonating you.
42:54And they always panic.
42:55And they're like, what, what, what, what, what?
42:57And then you send them the NASA Instagram account, because they're out of this world.
43:03Are you guys ready?
43:04Is your dad a boxer?
43:07Because you are a knockout.
43:09Did that land?
43:12Why are you not laughing?
43:15Why are you not laughing?
43:17Do you fancy a raisin?
43:19No?
43:20How about a date?
43:21I don't think anyone's saying no to that, I'll be honest.
43:27In fact, Tommy, you have to cut some chattel blinds.
43:29I'm not an electrician, but I can certainly lighten up your day.
43:31You're a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you.
43:34Hang on, let me remember how it goes.
43:36Yeah, it's your 70% water, and I'm thirsty.
43:41What?
43:41I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together.
43:46Oh.
43:47I'm not even playing guards, but I've pulled a queen.
43:51Yeah, I like that one.
43:52The worst chattel blinds, and the most frequent one, especially on dating apps, is,
43:57it's your name, Shakira, because your hips don't lie.
44:00It's your name, Shakira, because your hips don't lie.
44:30What?
44:30No!
44:32Eggs!
44:33Fuck off!
44:35What?
44:35Here's an exclusive unseen pair of what they've got to watch.
44:40Excuse me!
44:43Fuck off!
44:44What is...
44:44What?
44:45Well, is that not eggs?
44:46That is.
44:47That was like chickpeas or something.
44:48Eggs aren't that small.
44:49That is eggs.
44:50That's eggs?
44:51What?
44:52What?
44:53Look, that's not on my pinky fingers.
44:55They're pretty small.
44:56They're really small.
44:57It's four centimetres.
44:59Is it?
45:00We'll leave the girls watching some classic TV.
45:09See you all next time for more Unseen Bits.
45:13Bye.
45:30Unseen Bits