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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:14Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone. Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen. You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:46Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:55This can't possibly end well.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser!
00:01:17What'd you do that for?
00:01:19This is where we walk new meets.
00:01:22You've got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:24Look at those clothes. Disgusto barfo.
00:01:28You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:31Aw, are you gonna cry? Like a little baby?
00:01:34Oops.
00:01:38Wait, is that the heart of the ocean?
00:01:56Wait, is that the heart of the ocean?
00:02:07Please. Everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:16That's worth $10 million. That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10.
00:02:24Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:29There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:34Don't worry. Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:37She's a bitch.
00:02:42Yeah.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the echo system.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:10Okay.
00:03:11Here we have are the skaters, the jocks, and the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:25And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:41I wouldn't dare.
00:03:48I wouldn't dare.
00:03:50Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Jason Gray.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:24Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:31The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:36Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:39Oh.
00:04:40And that's Eric.
00:04:42He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:46Hey Gabby.
00:04:47Yo.
00:04:48That's Eric.
00:04:49I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:04:50Oh, yeah.
00:04:51You in?
00:04:52Yeah, sure.
00:04:53Sweet.
00:04:54Then I'm in.
00:04:55Awesome.
00:04:56Got a boat.
00:04:57Later, babes.
00:04:58Oh, my God.
00:04:59Oh, my God.
00:05:00Oh, my God.
00:05:01He's just calling me.
00:05:02I think he likes you.
00:05:03Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:05:04Okay.
00:05:05Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you
00:05:21want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:26Oh, my God.
00:05:33I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38I know.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:54Are you the new girl?
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Jason.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Jason.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:16Look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Jason, come on.
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:24Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:30I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kind of lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:51Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:57Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:11How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab rackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow.
00:07:28Oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yeah.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:59That'll show the bitch.
00:08:19Rose?
00:08:23Where are you?
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:29Rose?
00:08:36Sloan, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Jason?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:56Okay.
00:08:59How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:03Okay.
00:09:03I'm so sorry.
00:09:29I'm so sorry.
00:09:30I'm so sorry.
00:09:31I'm so sorry.
00:09:32I'm so sorry.
00:09:33I'm so sorry.
00:09:34I'm so sorry.
00:09:36I'm so sorry.
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:38Excuse you much?
00:09:39Why are you wet?
00:09:40Uh...
00:09:41How's your eye?
00:09:42Miraculously better.
00:09:43What exactly is going on here?
00:09:44What exactly is going on here?
00:09:45What exactly is going on here?
00:10:10Nothing.
00:10:11Absolutely nothing.
00:10:12But...
00:10:13I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:17Hmm.
00:10:18Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:19Chasin?
00:10:20Off limits.
00:10:21Understand?
00:10:22Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:25I'm not even ready for boys yet.
00:10:26So...
00:10:27You know what?
00:10:28With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:32You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:33That's it.
00:10:34You are my new project.
00:10:35Tomorrow.
00:10:36My house.
00:10:37Makeover.
00:10:38Okay.
00:10:39You know what they say, right?
00:10:40Keep your friends close.
00:10:41I'm not even ready for boys yet.
00:10:42I'm not even ready for boys yet.
00:10:43So...
00:10:44You know what?
00:10:45A little makeup.
00:10:46Better clothes.
00:10:47And maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:48You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:49That's it.
00:10:50You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow.
00:10:52My house.
00:10:53Makeover.
00:10:54Okay.
00:10:55You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close.
00:11:04And your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise.
00:11:24We'll win.
00:11:25Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose.
00:11:31What are you doing?
00:11:32We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:37Mm-hmm.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and queen bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:52It's okay.
00:11:53Being a queen bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:20You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:22Fine.
00:12:24Whatever.
00:12:26Wow.
00:12:27You're fitting in fast.
00:12:28That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:30She means that as a compliment.
00:12:31Probably.
00:12:32Yeah.
00:12:33Definitely.
00:12:34You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:39Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:40Wow.
00:12:41So modest.
00:12:42Loves it.
00:12:43Hey, good form out there.
00:12:44Thanks.
00:12:45Not too bad for someone who...
00:12:46...who...
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00:13:00...who...
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00:13:02...who...
00:13:03...who...
00:13:04...almost...
00:13:05...knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:06I would've paid to see that.
00:13:09Ah!
00:13:10Oh my God.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:15Oh, God.
00:13:17Jason.
00:13:18I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:21You're not serious.
00:13:23I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my knee cup, it's your fault.
00:13:29Ah!
00:13:30Ah!
00:13:31Ah!
00:13:34Ah!
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:41I'll see ya.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:43That's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh my God, ew.
00:13:49Look at these losers.
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:53Private tutors.
00:13:54Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:01She told me so herself.
00:14:03Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:11Gossip chains?
00:14:12Watch this.
00:14:13Now watch what happens.
00:14:14Ew.
00:14:15Hey, Eric.
00:14:19Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:20Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:21What?
00:14:22Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:23You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:24What?
00:14:25What?
00:14:26I want to go hang out with your rich little friend.
00:14:27What?
00:14:28Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:29You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:30What?
00:14:31What?
00:14:32What?
00:14:33What?
00:14:34What?
00:14:35What?
00:14:36What?
00:14:37What?
00:14:38What?
00:14:39What?
00:14:40What?
00:14:41What?
00:14:42What?
00:14:43What?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45What?
00:14:46What?
00:14:47What?
00:14:48What?
00:14:49What?
00:14:50What?
00:14:51What?
00:14:52What?
00:14:53Gabby, you okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10Fine.
00:15:11You're Audrey freaking Wittersby.
00:15:15Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a cool estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:28Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just wanted to end the gossip.
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me Gekathot.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:49Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:58Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:02I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it.
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:10Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:16I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:42And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:47But yeah, Norman likes me better.
00:16:49So, bye.
00:16:50Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:28It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:33So, what are you going to do?
00:17:39I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42You want to know another secret?
00:17:44I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:55She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:28I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:46Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith.
00:18:50Do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally
00:18:57hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:13Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:24Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41On this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:45Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:02I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:15Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Now, figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being,
00:20:40Eric knows you didn't say anything
00:20:41and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:32Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, what, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Chasen said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:41You bitch!
00:22:44You bitch!
00:23:11Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:14I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:38After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:41It's a date.
00:23:43It's a date.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:24:00I can't do it.
00:24:07Like this.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:09Like that.
00:24:12Okay.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:15Okay.
00:24:19Okay.
00:24:20Okay.
00:24:22Oh!
00:24:24Yeah.
00:24:26You should join the tennis team.
00:24:30You know,
00:24:30I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:38Hey!
00:24:38Hey!
00:24:39Shh!
00:24:44Shh!
00:24:47You bitch.
00:24:53You won't get away with this.
00:24:56whoops.
00:24:56Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10Whoops!
00:25:10Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:12What the hell?
00:25:13What the hell?
00:25:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:35You've got to be kidding me!
00:25:36Shh!
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:25:47Fuck.
00:25:49Fuck.
00:25:49Fuck.
00:25:49Fuck.
00:25:54What's so much going on here?
00:25:56Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:26:00Oh.
00:26:00Of course.
00:26:01Oh, no, no, no.
00:26:21What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here, take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:54I owe you one.
00:26:55How again?
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.
00:26:59Eric.
00:27:00Huh?
00:27:01I don't even know what that means.
00:27:02He likes you.
00:27:03He doesn't even know me.
00:27:04Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:06Maybe.
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:08Oh, my God.
00:27:09There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:10Gross older guy?
00:27:11Even better.
00:27:12This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:13Ew.
00:27:14Ew.
00:27:15Ew.
00:27:16Ew.
00:27:17Ew.
00:27:18Ew.
00:27:19Ew.
00:27:20Ew.
00:27:21Ew.
00:27:22Ew.
00:27:24Ew.
00:27:25Ew.
00:27:26Ew.
00:27:27Ew.
00:27:28Ew.
00:27:29Ew.
00:27:30Ew.
00:27:31Ew.
00:27:32Ew.
00:27:33Ew.
00:27:35Ew.
00:27:36Ew.
00:27:37Ew.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:49Settle down, settle down everybody.
00:27:54People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:19Hey, Rose, you saved your seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:35Jason.
00:28:37You're sitting by me.
00:28:40Sorry, Eric. On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:45Sure.
00:28:49Goopy. I'm gonna sit right here. On my man's lap.
00:29:08Sloan, seriously? There's no room.
00:29:10Everyone! I have an announcement to make. I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there. Better show up.
00:29:27So you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not? I'll be going.
00:29:42Well, okay then. I'll go.
00:29:52Listen. You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:56Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:59Exactly. I got a plan.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:15All right. Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake. I don't belong here.
00:30:20Yes. Yes, you do. You're with me.
00:30:22That's my point.
00:30:23See, Eric is here.
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay. Ready?
00:30:41Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I promise.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you. I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God. You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son. Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:27Truth or dare.
00:31:29Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God. Come on, Gabby. We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:47Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:31:59Rose, truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait. What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:09Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:18Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:26What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch out, asshole.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby. Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chase him.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:47I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse? Oh my God. Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:04Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse? Oh my God. Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:06Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse? Oh my God. Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:07Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse? Oh my God. Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:09Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse? Oh my God. Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:14Shit. Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh my God. Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:35Shit. Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought the door wasn't. I... I... Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:34:10You're so beautiful.
00:34:20You're so beautiful.
00:34:22What the...
00:34:27What the...
00:34:30Oh God...
00:34:31Oh!
00:34:32Oh!
00:34:36Oh!
00:34:38Oh!
00:34:41Oh!
00:34:44Oh!
00:34:47wait what rose has an old sugar daddy gross it's true i've seen you together he's old
00:35:10and gross and sleeps over at his house i have photos
00:35:13he's not her sugar daddy but there is an even bigger secret
00:35:20i know exactly who that man is
00:35:27i know who that man is
00:35:39he's her dad come on you guys stop being so dramatic
00:35:44remember rose you invited me over to your place for the barbecue
00:35:47yeah that was a really fun day
00:35:50oh my god shut up they're lying
00:35:55eric
00:35:57hey i just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there
00:36:02oh you got a nice butt
00:36:05eric we're just friends let's be more than friends
00:36:07please don't make this harder
00:36:10i wonder if i want to make it
00:36:11hey stop
00:36:12hey i told you to watch your move asshole
00:36:16oh
00:36:21what are you laughing at loser
00:36:24where's audrey rose wintersby huh wasn't she supposed to come
00:36:26shut up she just called me and had an emergency
00:36:30liar you don't even know her
00:36:32yeah i do asshole
00:36:33no she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:40oh my god okay i've heard everything at this point
00:36:59i can't do this anymore everyone is so evil
00:37:15they're horrible
00:37:16unlike you
00:37:20are you still up for saturday night
00:37:24no forget it forget everything
00:37:27you don't want to be seen with me
00:37:28i know eric was just joking he's an asshole
00:37:33but you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did
00:37:36yeah yeah he was just kidding obviously i'm not audrey rose wintersby
00:37:44audrey rose wintersby wishes
00:37:49come on just say yes
00:37:50okay okay
00:38:03where i was early for my first real date
00:38:09hello this is rachel from shape lv unfortunately we're overbooked tonight but mr grace called me to
00:38:16tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant
00:38:20shay maurice 7 p.m oh okay thanks
00:38:39understand the assignment
00:38:50jason i was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself
00:39:18i've fenced it out hey rose small world what are you doing here
00:39:28i was supposed to have a date with jason
00:39:32no that's that's weird because um i heard he was out with sloan today
00:39:38i'm waiting for rose to join me for dinner she's a half hour late
00:40:00really really i was at shay maurice and i saw her having dinner with eric
00:40:05i'm really sorry for what i did at sloan's party i was drunk and i know that's not an excuse i know
00:40:23but um there's something i gotta tell you
00:40:25what i'm so sorry jason but why don't i have dinner with you
00:40:36yeah it's fine be my guest it's jason he's been talking about you all over school
00:40:42what's he saying that you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does
00:40:50no
00:40:50i'm gonna run into the bathroom
00:41:04i'm gonna run into the bathroom
00:41:21you okay yeah
00:41:26what
00:41:26look i'm really sorry rose
00:41:34i've been so stupid
00:41:39i'll never speak to him again it's probably for the best that guy's a pig
00:41:56it's time to bring my baby home can you give me a ride home yeah yeah sure let's go
00:42:12see what is the last digit of the seven to the two thousand of the 25th power
00:42:31hello hello i don't care well you will and you're going to beat sloan and you're going to ace this and
00:42:40uh oh no what now sloan posted this
00:42:49jason and sloan they were together last night and they're going to prom together
00:42:58but he said he liked me
00:43:10hey virgin did you hear the news jason and i are fucking and we're going to prom together
00:43:22that's a lie just more of your petty cretinous gossip oh big word for the little virgin enough sloan
00:43:31i'm done i'm done playing by your classless moronic games
00:43:39you're just a low-rent slut everyone knows it and no one seems to care
00:43:45and you're just jealous that jason and i hooked up actually i'm not jealous
00:43:50because i don't believe it and even if it were true i wouldn't want him because i wouldn't want
00:43:59anyone who's touched your dirty skanky mouth you take that back or what
00:44:06you take that back or what
00:44:15bitch fight this fight this fight this fight this fight this fight
00:44:20this fight this fight girls girls what's going on here
00:44:27oh my god i think she broke my foot
00:44:33rose this school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence
00:44:40third strike you're out expelled
00:44:45now go get your things but i didn't touch her i didn't touch you i said go
00:44:51you heard the man go
00:45:07and expelled
00:45:12but the academy decathlon we're gonna be disqualified i'm so so sorry
00:45:21you stupid idiotic stupid bitch
00:45:33what you heard me you were jealous of no's and because of that i'm not gonna go to college
00:45:40oh honey you were never going to college you're too stupid
00:45:45this has a girl whose body count is higher than her iq shut up you pathetic prude
00:45:51oh
00:45:57shut up you pathetic prude
00:45:59oh gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper
00:46:05gabby wait i'm so so sorry a lot of good that does us now
00:46:18we're disqualified rose you got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost but i tried no i don't get a scholarship
00:46:27i don't get to go to college i don't get to go to college and it's all because of you
00:46:32but you but you and your drama like why couldn't you just be a normal person
00:46:46that was so hot
00:47:00i don't have to go to college so i don't get to go to college here
00:47:04but i'm gonna get to go to college and i don't have to be a THERE
00:47:05i think that's not too much
00:47:07my life the most part of you guys can't take a lot of pride
00:47:09i think that happened I'm experiencing every day
00:47:09my life is very much
00:47:27Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:44How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:04Tell me.
00:48:06Tell me!
00:48:08She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:14Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:26Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:35And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:42They set me up too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:10For me.
00:49:12And not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:17Huh?
00:49:18I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:26You're so beautiful.
00:49:27You're so beautiful.
00:49:58Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53You're different when you're like this.
00:51:20Like what?
00:51:24Yourself.
00:51:29I know our new dates can feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a ferrant hen.
00:52:01I'm a ferrant hen.
00:52:11I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:53:05I worked up in half the time.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:26Do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:35Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:42Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:56Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:57Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:18Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:35How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well.
00:54:50Maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Quick, Jason.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:46Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:51People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:04Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really Ozby Rose.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:15Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:21She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:30Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31What the?
00:56:56No, everyone, turn it off!
00:56:57Turn off the videos!
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day.
00:57:01Not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drugged Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security, please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:15No, get off me!
00:57:16Do not touch me!
00:57:17Do you know how much I am work?
00:57:18Chasen!
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00:58:13congratulations thank you hi i know how difficult your teenage years can be
00:58:28no matter who you are between school family social media or gossip bullies and mean girls
00:58:38this time can be exceptionally painful but for all the lows there are some amazing highs
00:58:48friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge sundays i mean let's face it high school can be
00:58:56the best time of our lives but remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are
00:59:06because every single one of you is special and now i'd like to invite gabby mcduff to the stage
00:59:15wait what
00:59:17i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:31nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:36hey want to dance
01:00:03get lost asshole
01:00:07everyone
01:00:13all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:17but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence
01:00:22we are proud to announce that gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:29gabby all that hard work has paid off congratulations
01:00:38yes girl
01:00:52Yes, girl!
01:01:08And that's the story of how one simple little heiress
01:01:12got a regular happily ever after.