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A Girl's Guide To A Queen Bee Take Down - Full Movie
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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You've got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:26Disgusto barfo.
00:01:28You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry like a little baby?
00:01:35보� EnsignTV quality?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:43Ah!
00:01:43Ah!
00:01:47Ah!
00:01:49Ah!
00:01:49wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth 10 million
00:02:18dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10. oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:45you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide i'm supposed
00:02:59to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him deep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school they've been you know dating and
00:04:01breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is
00:04:34the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich kids clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:44he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49hey gabby
00:04:53yo
00:04:53that's eric
00:04:56i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in
00:05:01yeah sure sweet now i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god he's just calling his name
00:05:10shh
00:05:11i think he likes you
00:05:13okay now for the important stuff
00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you
00:05:21want to avoid old gum and stay away from mr spadaro gets handsy hey watch out
00:05:28oh my god oh my god he's gonna be cool
00:05:34i'm so sorry
00:05:35i'm so sorry
00:05:36it's fine it's just it's just a little blood
00:05:38hang on
00:05:39oh thanks
00:05:44rose your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasen
00:06:00rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen
00:06:10homeroom's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash
00:06:14might catch something
00:06:16ugh look at the second hand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen come back
00:06:21later
00:06:21i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kind of lame
00:06:32clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about second hand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow oh my god
00:07:28ow ow there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yes where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there
00:07:37go go
00:07:38oh my god
00:07:50hey
00:07:51what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i thought that um
00:08:09that'll show the bitch
00:08:11rose
00:08:16rose
00:08:20where are you
00:08:24are you showering with a boy
00:08:28rose
00:08:31rose
00:08:32what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen
00:08:39is that you
00:08:40are you in there with rose
00:08:41don't lie to me
00:08:43i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:45how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:02i'm so sorry
00:09:29how is she
00:09:37excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:53what exactly is going on here
00:10:10nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing
00:10:17but
00:10:18i think
00:10:19someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22listen up secondhand rose
00:10:26chasen
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand
00:10:29unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:36you know what
00:10:38with a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:51tomorrow
00:10:52tomorrow
00:10:52my house
00:10:53makeover
00:10:53okay
00:10:56you know what they say right
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer
00:11:06ugh
00:11:07can't we re-signed up for the academic decathlon
00:11:14it's gonna be so fun
00:11:15well it's more than fun
00:11:18i have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:20you don't have money
00:11:21we'll win
00:11:22i promise we'll win
00:11:25plus i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:27you're crazy
00:11:29rose
00:11:31what are you doing
00:11:32we're signing up
00:11:34for the academic decathlon
00:11:36oh
00:11:37okay
00:11:39well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:41gabby's a nerd
00:11:42and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon
00:11:47is for geeks and losers
00:11:48cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:50be there
00:11:52it's okay
00:12:01being a queen bee is
00:12:04important
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09i mean you're not
00:12:11that smart anyways
00:12:12so
00:12:12what are you talking about
00:12:15i have a 4.0
00:12:17and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19just go
00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:22fine
00:12:24whatever
00:12:26wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you
00:12:39than i expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:42she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:48it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:51guess i'm a fast learner
00:12:53wow
00:12:55so modest
00:12:56loves it
00:12:57hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:01thanks
00:13:01not too bad for someone who
00:13:03almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom
00:13:06huh
00:13:06i would have paid to see that
00:13:08oh my god
00:13:11ow
00:13:12i think i pulled something
00:13:13you okay
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh god
00:13:17jason
00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:22you're not serious
00:13:23i am
00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap
00:13:27it's your fault
00:13:27don't worry
00:13:36i'll bring him back
00:13:37later
00:13:39yeah
00:13:41i'll see you
00:13:41she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:45oh my god
00:13:48oh my god
00:13:49ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie
00:13:51audrey rose wintersby
00:13:52doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school
00:13:58and be a regular teen
00:13:59um
00:13:59no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:02she told me so herself
00:14:02wow
00:14:04you know
00:14:07for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and i
00:14:09we start gossip chains
00:14:10to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:11gossip chains
00:14:13watch this
00:14:14now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:29hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby
00:14:41why don't you go hang out
00:14:42with your rich little friend
00:14:43what
00:14:44audrey rose wintersby
00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:56you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:24who told you
00:15:25doesn't matter
00:15:27coach is looking for you
00:15:28yeah i'm coming
00:15:29gabby
00:15:32i'm so sorry
00:15:34i just wanted
00:15:34and the gossip
00:15:35everyone thinks i hooked up with eric
00:15:38they're calling me
00:15:39take a thought
00:15:40okay i
00:15:43didn't start that
00:15:45but i also didn't stop it
00:15:47and i hate myself for that
00:15:48let me make it up to you
00:15:53how
00:15:56give me one chance
00:15:59this saturday
00:16:00i'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:03skip it
00:16:04i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:07no tricks
00:16:09just the truth
00:16:10if you're lying
00:16:14i swear to god
00:16:15i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:34relax
00:16:35it's just where i live
00:16:37it's not who i am
00:16:38you say that but i just passed a tennis quote with your name on it
00:16:41can you have a butler
00:16:44okay technically my parents do
00:16:47but
00:16:47yeah norman likes me better
00:16:49so bye
00:16:50why would you ever go to hate in the high
00:17:15i was lonely
00:17:17and
00:17:18i wanted to make friends
00:17:20and
00:17:22i wanted a boyfriend
00:17:24i would trade places with you every day
00:17:26it's not all that
00:17:29plus no amount of money can protect you from people like sloan
00:17:33so what are you gonna do
00:17:37i'm gonna take her down
00:17:40how
00:17:41you wanna know another secret
00:17:43i'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:46no way
00:17:48no way
00:17:49i could teach you
00:17:50girls day
00:17:51and a vendetta
00:17:53and that's rich
00:17:55she did that on purpose
00:18:25she looked me dead in the eye
00:18:27and bam
00:18:27i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:29you can ask abby
00:18:30i missed like five in a row
00:18:33she looked me dead in the eyes
00:18:35it's called eye contact sloan
00:18:37it's a basic social skill
00:18:40she smiled when she hit me
00:18:42i smile a lot
00:18:44it's polite
00:18:45enough
00:18:46this isn't court tv
00:18:49miss smith
00:18:50do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally
00:18:57hit another girl
00:18:59in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball
00:19:02you should definitely
00:19:04believe that
00:19:05i'm
00:19:05tragically unathletic
00:19:07liar
00:19:08you're wearing like
00:19:09three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and i'm the criminal
00:19:12listen here rose smith
00:19:18consider this your strike one
00:19:20three strikes
00:19:22and you're out
00:19:24audrey rose wintersby
00:19:33audrey rose wintersby
00:19:37what did you say
00:19:40on this on the ground
00:19:42oh i've been looking for this
00:19:45eric please
00:19:48i'm just trying to live a normal life
00:19:50please don't
00:19:52yeah no
00:19:52your secret's safe with me
00:19:53just
00:19:56like best friends
00:19:57um
00:19:59okay
00:20:01i think you swear
00:20:02uh okay
00:20:05i think you swear
00:20:07so
00:20:08want to sit together at lunch
00:20:10i already made plans
00:20:13to sit with gab
00:20:14eric she didn't
00:20:18say those things about you
00:20:19that was just
00:20:20sloan doing a gossip chain
00:20:22right
00:20:23now figures
00:20:24pinky swear
00:20:27awesome
00:20:30awesome
00:20:31but the point being
00:20:38eric knows
00:20:40you didn't say anything
00:20:41that it was all
00:20:42sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43oh my god
00:20:44i'm so relieved
00:20:46so you and eric
00:20:51are hanging out now
00:20:52just friends
00:20:54promise
00:20:57what the fuck
00:20:59is your problem
00:21:00what are you talking about
00:21:02why are you being such a bitch
00:21:04look who's talking
00:21:06you tormented gabby
00:21:08you torment everyone
00:21:10actually
00:21:11you
00:21:12are the massive bitch
00:21:13okay
00:21:13since when do you care about geeks and losers
00:21:15since forever
00:21:16i have no idea
00:21:19what i was thinking
00:21:20hanging out with you
00:21:21oh please
00:21:22you loved it
00:21:23you loved every second of it
00:21:25i tolerated it
00:21:27because i thought
00:21:28there might be something decent
00:21:29under all that designer knockoff
00:21:31and ego
00:21:31oh honey
00:21:32your halo
00:21:33it's slipping
00:21:34and yours
00:21:35was always
00:21:36fake
00:21:37oh honey
00:21:44your halo
00:21:45it's slipping
00:21:46and yours
00:21:47was always
00:21:49fake
00:21:49you have a complete
00:21:51lack of compassion
00:21:52for everyone
00:21:53around you
00:21:54and by the way
00:21:56your taste
00:21:57is abhorrent
00:21:58okay
00:21:59i don't know what that means
00:22:00but it better mean
00:22:01awesome
00:22:01it means
00:22:03it sucks
00:22:04says the
00:22:05homeless white trash girl
00:22:06who dresses like a bum
00:22:08says the low class loser
00:22:09with the manners of a goat
00:22:11okay well you think
00:22:12you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers
00:22:14and chasen said hi to you
00:22:16i've always been better than you
00:22:17i was just too polite to say it
00:22:19this is war rose smith
00:22:31bring it on
00:22:33you bitch
00:22:43you bitch
00:22:44hey
00:23:14i need to ask you something
00:23:16it's kind of
00:23:18important
00:23:18no it's really
00:23:20it's actually kind of lame
00:23:21what's up
00:23:23i was hoping
00:23:25maybe
00:23:26you could
00:23:27coach me in tennis
00:23:29after hitting sloan in the face
00:23:31i could really use the help
00:23:33i can
00:23:33yeah definitely coach you
00:23:35cool
00:23:37after school
00:23:38after school
00:23:41it's a date
00:23:43yeah
00:23:48yeah
00:23:50yeah
00:23:51i can't do it
00:24:03like this
00:24:07you should join the tennis team
00:24:27you know
00:24:30i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:35hey
00:24:38you bitch
00:24:53you won't get away with this
00:24:56whoops
00:25:08looks like laundry day came early
00:25:10what the hell
00:25:26no no no no no
00:25:34you've got to be kidding me
00:25:36oh my god
00:25:56oh my god
00:25:58oh my god
00:26:00oh my god
00:26:02what do you do
00:26:22rose smith
00:26:23why are you half dressed during a fire drill
00:26:27someone took my clothes
00:26:28strike two
00:26:29now
00:26:30go
00:26:31get
00:26:32dressed
00:26:33checkmate
00:26:40here
00:26:46take this
00:26:47it'll be a bit big on you
00:26:49but at least you don't have to wear a towel
00:26:50i owe you one
00:26:54again
00:26:56yeah what can i say
00:26:57i'm reliable
00:26:57eric
00:27:07eric
00:27:08huh
00:27:09i don't even know what that means
00:27:11he likes you
00:27:13he doesn't even know me
00:27:14some people notice more than they let on
00:27:17maybe
00:27:18maybe
00:27:20maybe
00:27:20hi lord
00:27:25what happened to you
00:27:25i'll explain in the car
00:27:27long day
00:27:29okay
00:27:30oh my god
00:27:33there's no way that's her dad
00:27:35gross older guy
00:27:36even better
00:27:37this is gonna ruin her
00:27:39i'll
00:27:40settle down
00:27:52settle down everybody
00:27:53people
00:27:54this is the first away game of the season
00:27:57remember
00:27:58you're representing the school
00:28:00mind if i sit here
00:28:13i'm actually saving it for someone
00:28:16hey
00:28:28rose
00:28:29saved you a seat
00:28:30okay
00:28:33no you don't
00:28:34jason
00:28:36sorry eric
00:28:42on the way back
00:28:43yeah
00:28:44okay
00:28:44sure
00:28:45boopey
00:29:05and i sit right here
00:29:07on my man's lap
00:29:09sloan
00:29:09seriously
00:29:10there's no room
00:29:11everyone
00:29:17i have an announcement to make
00:29:20i'm having a party saturday
00:29:21and audrey rose wintersby's gonna be there
00:29:25better show up
00:29:26so you're gonna go
00:29:37i don't think i'd be welcome
00:29:39why not
00:29:40i'll be going
00:29:42well okay then
00:29:44i'll go
00:29:46listen
00:29:53one chase
00:29:55and i want rose
00:29:56so
00:29:57well
00:29:57looks like we have something in common
00:29:59exactly
00:30:00i got a plan
00:30:02all right
00:30:16here we go
00:30:18this was a mistake
00:30:19i don't belong here
00:30:21yes yes you do
00:30:22you're with me
00:30:22that's my point
00:30:24see eric is here
00:30:25i don't think i can take more rejection
00:30:27oh
00:30:28come here
00:30:29this
00:30:31could be a turning point
00:30:33just
00:30:34stick with me
00:30:35okay
00:30:36okay
00:30:37ready
00:30:41oh
00:30:42yes
00:30:42oh look
00:30:46rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case
00:30:50i promise
00:30:51okay
00:30:51hi
00:30:54hi
00:30:55no thank you i don't drink
00:30:58of course you don't
00:31:00so
00:31:02you virgins ever been to a real party before
00:31:04oh my god
00:31:09you are virgins
00:31:10shut up son
00:31:11stop being a jerk
00:31:12okay
00:31:13how about a little game of truth or dare
00:31:16yeah
00:31:17truth or dare
00:31:18oh
00:31:26gabby to eric
00:31:27truth or dare
00:31:28eric
00:31:31truth or dare
00:31:32truth
00:31:33oh my god
00:31:41come on gabby
00:31:42we don't have all night
00:31:43what's your favorite color
00:31:45okay
00:31:46what kind of question is that
00:31:48blue
00:31:48virgin
00:31:50sloan
00:31:50what
00:31:52okay
00:31:53okay
00:31:55eric to rose
00:31:58okay
00:31:59rose
00:32:00truth or dare
00:32:01dare
00:32:03you gotta give me a kiss
00:32:04oh my god
00:32:06wait
00:32:06what
00:32:07come on rose
00:32:08rose
00:32:10rose
00:32:11rose
00:32:12rose
00:32:13rose
00:32:14rose
00:32:14rose
00:32:15rose
00:32:15rose
00:32:16rose
00:32:16rose
00:32:17rose
00:32:18rose
00:32:18rose
00:32:24what the hell
00:32:24What the hell?
00:32:26Hey. Watch out, asshole.
00:32:28Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:34No, Gabby. Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:40Okay.
00:32:42Chasen, you're up. Truth or dare?
00:32:44Dare?
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle
00:32:48on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:50Rose.
00:32:54Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:00I'd love to.
00:33:20Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:26Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:28Oh, my God.
00:33:30Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:38Shit.
00:33:40Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I forgot. The door wasn't.
00:33:44I...
00:33:46Hi.
00:33:48Hi.
00:34:08You're so beautiful.
00:34:10Baby.
00:34:12Voco.
00:34:17The door was gone.
00:34:18You're so beautiful!
00:34:20What the?!
00:34:25What the?!
00:34:28What the?!
00:34:30What the?!
00:34:31Oh, God!
00:34:34Oh, God!
00:34:35Oh, God!
00:34:36Oh, my God!
00:34:37Oh, my God!
00:34:38I don't like it!
00:34:39Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:04What?
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18There is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:28Right?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:37He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48That was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God.
00:35:51Shut up.
00:35:51They're lying.
00:35:52Eric.
00:35:55Eric.
00:35:57Hey.
00:35:58I just want to say thank you for stafing my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10Please.
00:36:11What if I want to make it harder?
00:36:11No, hey, stop.
00:36:12Stop.
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:14What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:55Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:02I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are we still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:30He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:50Okay.
00:37:51Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:03Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:06Hello?
00:38:07Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant,
00:38:20Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:45Huh.
00:38:46Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I've been stood up.
00:39:22Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:39What?
00:39:42Hey, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:46Um...
00:39:56I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really? I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:06What?
00:40:16I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party. I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Chasen. But why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:35Yeah, it's fine to be my guest.
00:40:38It's Chasen. He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin? And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:50No.
00:40:54I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:56No.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:30Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:34I've been so stupid.
00:41:39I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:41It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:02What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:12Hello?
00:42:13Hello?
00:42:14Hello?
00:42:15Hello?
00:42:16I don't care.
00:42:18Well, you will.
00:42:19And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:20And you're going to ace this.
00:42:21And...
00:42:22Oh, no.
00:42:23What now?
00:42:24Sloan posted this.
00:42:25Huh.
00:42:26Jason and Sloan?
00:42:27They were together last night.
00:42:28Oh, no.
00:42:29What now?
00:42:30Sloan posted this.
00:42:31Huh.
00:42:32Jason and Sloan?
00:42:33They were together last night.
00:42:34And they're going to prom together.
00:42:35But he said he liked me.
00:42:36I don't care.
00:42:37I don't care.
00:42:38Hello?
00:42:39Hello?
00:42:40Hello?
00:42:41Hello?
00:42:42Hello?
00:42:43I don't care.
00:42:44I don't care.
00:42:45Well, you will.
00:42:46And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:47And you're going to ace this.
00:42:48And...
00:42:49Oh, no.
00:42:50What now?
00:42:51Sloan posted this.
00:42:52Huh.
00:42:53Jason and Sloan?
00:42:54They were together last night.
00:42:55And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:14Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21Hm.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:28Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough.
00:43:30Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:32Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:42Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:04Or what?
00:44:05You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:11You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:14Beans fight.
00:44:15Beans fight.
00:44:16Beans fight.
00:44:17Beans fight.
00:44:18Beans fight.
00:44:19Beans fight.
00:44:20Beans fight.
00:44:21Beans fight.
00:44:22Beans fight.
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:24Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow! Ow, my butt! Oh my god, I think she broke my butt!
00:44:33Rose!
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike. You're out. Expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:47But... I didn't touch her. I didn't touch you!
00:44:51I said go!
00:44:53You hurt the man, go!
00:45:07And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:23You stupid, idiotic, dumb-witted bitch!
00:45:33What? You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of No's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:54Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:59You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:05Gabby, wait.
00:46:06I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:31And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But...
00:46:34You...
00:46:35And your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:40That was so hot.
00:47:10ë…€2303
00:47:11You got a good job.
00:47:13And the red flag is enough.
00:47:15And, you know, they are so tough.
00:47:16And, you know, that is a touristy one of the gorillas.
00:47:18And they're so hard.
00:47:19They're so unhappy.
00:47:20And, you know, they don't need to play with their father.
00:47:22I don't need an elf!
00:47:23And, you know, they don't want to stay with them.
00:47:24And, you know, I don't want to stay with the other people.
00:47:25And, you know, somebody...
00:47:26You know, they're so happy to be in the last time.
00:47:28Because of you, you know, you know, you're not a real man.
00:47:30And you know, you know, you are all about the refugees.
00:47:31And all you know, and I don't know.
00:47:33Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and then
00:48:24you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:28I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:45Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:26You're so beautiful.
00:49:56Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:26You weren't going to kill me at all?
00:50:28Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:58Keep on!
00:51:06That way I didn't even go.
00:51:19You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:24Yourself.
00:51:26I know our new dates can feel this special.
00:51:33Who did I?
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:11I'm a virgin.
00:52:19I love you, Rose.
00:52:20I love you, Rose.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:53:00I worked up an appetite.
00:53:18So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:27No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:42Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:43Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:56Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:10Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:18Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:35How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:45Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well.
00:54:50Maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54Yeah.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:24Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Quick, Jason.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:46Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52Ahem.
00:55:57People.
00:55:58Everyone.
00:55:59I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really Audrey Rose.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:21She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:30Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31No, everyone.
00:56:43Turn it off.
00:56:43Turn off the videos.
00:56:44You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:11Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:15No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Okay.
00:57:19Okay.
00:57:19It's time to crown this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
00:57:32First, the Prom King is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's Prom King is Audrey Rose Winterspoon.
00:57:58Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:00Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean
00:58:38girls, this time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge Sundays.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it.
00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:16Wait, what?
00:59:17I'd like to introduce you all to a true Prom Queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better Prom Queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:50Hey.
00:59:52Hey.
01:00:02Wanna dance?
01:00:06Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14Alright, alright. I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabi has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:34Gabi, all that hard work has paid off. Congratulations.
01:00:48And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.

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