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THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME, a film by Wes Anderson.

Starring: Benicio del Toro as Zsa-zsa Korda, one of the richest men in Europe; Mia Threapleton as Liesl, his daughter/a nun; Michael Cera as Bjorn, their tutor.

With: Riz Ahmed, Tom Hanks, Bryan Cranston, Mathieu Amalric, Richard Ayoade, Jeffrey Wright, Scarlett Johansson, Benedict Cumberbatch, Rupert Friend, Hope Davis.
Transcript
00:00At this moment, rescue workers are laboring to recover and identify the remains of Zsa Zsa Korda.
00:16International businessman, maverick in the fields of armaments and aviation, among the richest men in Europe.
00:24This was Korda's sixth recorded airplane crash.
00:27He is survived by ten children, nine boys, one nun, his daughter Liesel.
00:34I've appointed you sole heir to my estate, which you may come into sooner rather than later.
00:41Why? It's been six years since our last meeting.
00:44I have my reasons.
00:45Which are what?
00:46My reasons? I'm not saying. I'm saying I'm not saying.
00:52Korda land and sea Phoenician infrastructure scheme, my most important project of my lifetime.
00:56Our objective, disrupting, obstructing, impeding, crippling Korda's enterprise in any manner possible.
01:03Get the hand grenades.
01:06Today, tonight, and tomorrow, we rendezvous with every Titan and pretend we agree what we already agree.
01:11But in fact, we don't. We can't.
01:14Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
01:15Fire! Fire! Fire!
01:16Fire! Fire! Fire!
01:16Fire! Fire!
01:18Call it.
01:19Heads.
01:20Heads.
01:21Is this supposed to be here? It was under the lunch trolley.
01:31Oh dear. We shot you.
01:33Terrors from out of town.
01:35Hop yourself to a hand grenade.
01:36You're very kind.
01:38Could you imagine falling in love with a man like me, by the way, hypothetically?
01:42You're drunk. On three beers.
01:45Why are you shooting my ceiling?
01:47This is a robbery on behalf of...
01:49I understand that. I'm asking about my ceiling.
01:51You idiots are destroying a magnificent nightclub.
01:54One thing you'll never know because you can't.
01:58The truth.
02:00I suppose I'm moved by this absurd performance.
02:03I recognize this assassin.
02:15Calm down.
02:18Suicide penalty.
02:21Worseful father, take this miserable sin into the comfort of your baby's mind.
02:33I'm going to be in the comfort of your baby's mind.
02:34I'm going to be in the comfort of your baby's mind.
02:35I'm going to be in the comfort of your baby's mind.
02:36I'm going to be in the comfort of your baby's mind.
02:37I'm going to be in the comfort of your baby's mind.
02:38I'm going to be in the comfort of your baby's mind.
02:39I'm going to be in the comfort of your baby's mind.
02:40I'm going to be in the comfort of your baby's mind.
02:41I'm going to be in the comfort of your baby's mind.
02:42I'm going to be in the comfort of your baby's mind.
02:43I'm going to be in the comfort of your baby's mind.
02:44I'm going to be in the comfort of your baby's mind.
02:45I'm going to be in the comfort of your baby's mind.

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