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00:00:00Attaboy, Leo! Let's see some Hustletroid!
00:00:05Go, Leo! Go, Leo! Go, Leo!
00:00:08Woo! Yeah!
00:00:10I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:15I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
00:00:19I crushed since childhood.
00:00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:37Ouch!
00:00:40I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:53You just got pucked, Dora.
00:00:54But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
00:01:06It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:18Happy birthday to my dearest daughter. We love you so much.
00:01:22I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:34Get with Leo. Lose my big card.
00:01:43You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:47Idiot!
00:01:48I'm gonna die a virgin.
00:01:48If you want it, you're gonna have to make it happen.
00:01:56Dora Miller,
00:01:58just tell Leo how you feel.
00:02:01Stop being such a pussy and go for it!
00:02:03Dora.
00:02:18Dora.
00:02:22Can it wait?
00:02:24I'm just, I'm a little busy.
00:02:27Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:28I think we would make a great team.
00:02:32I've been saving myself for you,
00:02:34and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:37Oh my god!
00:02:47What did she just say?
00:02:49She's a virgin.
00:02:50L-M-A-O.
00:02:50Oh, sweet.
00:02:57A pleading little virgin.
00:02:59Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:03:05What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:03:06I don't know what you have to say to you, but I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:21I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:24I can't believe you're still a virgin, but I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:35I don't have a mustache.
00:03:40I'll just, I'll leave you guys, go.
00:03:47And this, uh, it's interesting.
00:03:51Women have a choice for, they can be appealing, or they can be you.
00:04:03I like this cardigan.
00:04:07So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
00:04:13Leo's hot.
00:04:15You're not.
00:04:17Leo's rich, poor.
00:04:19We're in, you're out.
00:04:20Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:26Mindy.
00:04:27Know your place, nerd.
00:04:29In the library, ricking your nose with the other muffins.
00:04:40Now, if you could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:04:44What the hell?
00:05:03I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
00:05:06Ugh.
00:05:25I...
00:05:25Did you tell him?
00:05:30Just one?
00:05:30Why? I just need a peek.
00:05:39Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
00:05:41I just told Leo that I was in love with him, but Mindy was there.
00:05:45So now the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin.
00:05:48Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
00:05:52Come on. I know you're in there, virgin.
00:05:54I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
00:06:00Oh, Troy.
00:06:13No virgins here.
00:06:16But you already knew that, right?
00:06:19Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
00:06:30Oh, not so fast.
00:06:35You are the ignorer. I saved you. Now you won't. Big time.
00:06:44No way. Guys like you only want one thing.
00:06:49Such as?
00:06:50Help passing math.
00:06:51Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation, and I know you're good with that kind of stuff, but it's got to be kept real secret.
00:06:59If you got a virus from a porn site, that's your own problem.
00:07:03What? No, no. Some stranger's putting money into my account, and I'm worried they're setting me up to make it look like I'm throwing games.
00:07:11Match fixing?
00:07:11That also sounds super dodgy. I'm not touching it.
00:07:15Wait, well...
00:07:16What if we did a deal?
00:07:20You help me, and I help you get Leo.
00:07:25And boom! Swing it for fifth base in no time.
00:07:30It's a sexual reference. For you.
00:07:33Who wants to have sex with Leo.
00:07:35It's not just sex.
00:07:40I love Leo.
00:07:42I've been waiting for him.
00:07:45So do we have a deal?
00:07:47Okay, but I need to clear something up.
00:07:50Fifth base? I thought it was fourth.
00:07:54You got some work to do.
00:07:56You think I'm a joke?
00:07:58It's called teasing to her.
00:08:01Do you want Leo or not?
00:08:03Okay, so you can teach me how to flirt, and, you know, do things.
00:08:14You want me to teach you how to kiss the laugh?
00:08:27I just want to know what Leo will expect.
00:08:30I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
00:08:38Alright.
00:08:40Maybe we should tackle it in order.
00:08:43List it for me.
00:08:44Flirting fashion technique.
00:08:46Okay, so you spent some time thinking about this.
00:08:49Alright.
00:08:51Flirting skills first, and then boom.
00:08:53Fifth base.
00:08:54Sounds good.
00:08:55Just, uh, don't forget about fashion.
00:08:57And we need a deadline.
00:08:59How about the fun reason to dance for the hockey team?
00:09:01You can make a big move there.
00:09:03It's only two weeks away.
00:09:05Calm down.
00:09:06You're not that hopeless.
00:09:08We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Sounds good.
00:09:14My whole life is going to change.
00:09:17Go team.
00:09:17Oh, turkey.
00:09:21Gotcha.
00:09:29Dora!
00:09:30Just the person I wanted to see.
00:09:32Oh, shit.
00:09:34I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
00:09:38You did?
00:09:39Yeah.
00:09:41I was just feeling really insecure because
00:09:43I really like Leo.
00:09:48But I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:09:51Yeah.
00:09:52Okay.
00:09:54Thanks.
00:09:55Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
00:09:58You should totally come.
00:10:00All of us lost our beat cards at cake parties, didn't we, girls?
00:10:06Totally.
00:10:06Totally.
00:10:06What the hell, Dora?
00:10:27Do you even live here?
00:10:29It's so friggin' neat.
00:10:30I like things organized.
00:10:35What are you doing?
00:10:36Checking to see if your underwear's color-coded.
00:10:39You probably have a mass solution of the Wii commerce.
00:10:45My underwear is none of your business.
00:10:49I mean, it kind of is.
00:10:53If you want my help landing Leo.
00:10:57Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:10:59You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
00:11:24I've never noticed how beautiful they are before.
00:11:29They're just eyes.
00:11:39I have two of them, like everyone else.
00:11:42Come on, Dora.
00:11:43I was flirting with you.
00:11:45See, this is why I need help.
00:11:47Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
00:11:53Just be open to signals.
00:11:56Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
00:11:59Can I ignore you?
00:12:03Why would you care?
00:12:04Because you have such beautiful eyes.
00:12:21You're flirting again?
00:12:24Yeah.
00:12:25You're supposed to say something flirty back.
00:12:27It's a big flirty back.
00:12:30Yeah.
00:12:33I know.
00:12:34I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
00:12:37What you think?
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:39Why not?
00:12:41But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
00:12:44Don't expect miracles.
00:12:46We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
00:12:48All right.
00:13:03I'll grab us a drink.
00:13:05Just try to be cool.
00:13:09Dude, when am I not cool?
00:13:11Oh my god, there's Leo.
00:13:18You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
00:13:22Yeah.
00:13:23Good luck.
00:13:28She's gone.
00:13:29I go.
00:13:35Hey.
00:13:39Hey.
00:13:39Hey.
00:13:41I thought you were staring at me from over there.
00:13:44Was I?
00:13:48I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
00:13:51You don't got to say it.
00:13:53Minnie's a bitch.
00:13:54And you're awesome.
00:13:56I am?
00:13:58I am.
00:14:08Hey.
00:14:09Hey.
00:14:10Hey.
00:14:11Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt.
00:14:14School.
00:14:15Cool.
00:14:19Sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
00:14:23You don't got to say it.
00:14:24It's cool.
00:14:24Okay.
00:14:26Yeah, she does.
00:14:32Doesn't she, girls?
00:14:35Whatever it is.
00:14:38And I think it is her vagina.
00:14:41It's like a vagina, only dryer.
00:14:44We call it Adora.
00:14:46What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:14:52What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:14:56You're doing nothing.
00:14:58She means you.
00:15:00Because you're nothing.
00:15:02Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
00:15:06I mean, she buys it in venti-sized tubes.
00:15:10How cute.
00:15:12But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
00:15:17That's the longest one.
00:15:18Don't you dare laugh.
00:15:25Well, it's about me all of a sudden.
00:15:26What do you see in her?
00:15:37Dora the boarer?
00:15:40What does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:15:47She's great.
00:15:49It's as simple as that, Mindy.
00:15:52Do you know what it'll do for my reputation
00:15:54if your first girlfriend after me
00:15:56is some pathetic little needy virgin?
00:16:00Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:16:04I think it's kind of sweet.
00:16:13This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
00:16:18Get ready for the plan I have
00:16:20specifically for you in five minutes.
00:16:24Come on, I'll tell you something about it.
00:16:44Wait here, I'll grab you some drinks
00:16:46and some snacks.
00:16:56Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:16:59I think we'd make a great team.
00:17:01I've been saving myself for you
00:17:02and I want you to be the one to take my virginity
00:17:05before my 18th birthday next month.
00:17:06Ouch, that's a real kick in the lady nuts.
00:17:14Could you be any more desperate?
00:17:17I don't know.
00:17:19Can you, Dora?
00:17:21Ready?
00:17:22Okay.
00:17:23Take my virginity.
00:17:25Take my virginity.
00:17:27Take my virginity.
00:17:48Please stop.
00:17:50Please let me go.
00:17:56Please let me go.
00:17:56Please let me go.
00:18:26I hope Leo doesn't see me like this.
00:18:33Please let me go.
00:18:36Mom, honey, you want to go?
00:18:39Please.
00:18:41You can go.
00:18:42We just want to hear you say it
00:18:44one more time.
00:18:47Say, take my virginity.
00:18:49Say it.
00:18:52Say it!
00:18:54Say it!
00:18:56Say it!
00:18:57Say it!
00:18:59Say it!
00:19:00that's enough that's enough
00:19:15and you wonder why guys keep leaving you I don't care what anyone says when
00:19:23someone starts shit with me I always finish it you're wrong I don't finish it
00:19:31I'll get you too sure
00:20:01sorry not usually a crier you can't let Mindy get to you okay you need to fight
00:20:10back like with a shark you just need to punch her in the nose
00:20:16why do you care if she bullies me you remind me of my little sister she pitiful
00:20:28virgin loser too I mean she's a really hope so it reminds you of an eight-year-old
00:20:36stop crying it's all gonna be okay it's easy for you to say captain of the hockey
00:20:53team everyone loves you and I'm just Nora
00:21:02I happen to think you're pretty great
00:21:08and hey that should count for something since I'm apparently so amazing
00:21:16I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy
00:21:25miss Myers you seem not sure about the surrogacy
00:21:34no I need to do this my sister's waiting for surgery
00:21:40all right then please take your clothes off including your underwear I need to do a physical exam
00:21:48for Marilyn there's no other choice how else am I supposed to make a hundred thousand dollars in a week
00:22:03now I need for modesty dear
00:22:08not bad
00:22:12breasts look decent good for nursing tips aren't great but they'll do
00:22:20doctor can you just confirm that there will be no physical involvement with the client
00:22:28can you just confirm that there will be no physical involvement with the client
00:22:33can you just confirm that there will be no physical involvement with the client
00:22:36you mean sex honey they want your womb not your pussy it's all clinical
00:22:41alrighty you are approved client meeting in three days do not be loved
00:22:48okay
00:22:53Tristan Brown leads the Los Angeles Hawks to victory
00:22:56could this be the year he gets the ring
00:22:58you see that's a quarterback that doesn't take a sack
00:23:00he stands in takes the hit still delivers a perfect
00:23:03that's just special
00:23:04you said it Andy
00:23:05Mr. Brown
00:23:17congrats on the big win and on your engagement I heard the news about you and the famous model turning for Ray
00:23:25I'm not engaged
00:23:26can we skip to the part where you tell me what's wrong
00:23:29it's not physical your body is perfectly fine
00:23:33just no arousals
00:23:40so how do I fix it
00:23:42sadly there's no cure for it
00:23:45mom what now
00:23:50Tristan your wedding to Jennifer is on Christmas
00:23:54for the last time I'm not marrying her
00:23:56she's shallow and fake
00:23:58the family needs an heir Tristan
00:24:00you're too focused on football and ignoring your responsibilities
00:24:03either you bring me a grandchild before Christmas
00:24:06or you'll marry Jennifer and do your duty
00:24:08how am I supposed to get a kid with this stupid condition
00:24:13surrogacy's always an option
00:24:15oh my gosh did you hear Tristan Brown is a client here
00:24:27he's looking for a surrogate
00:24:28the Tristan Brown the legendary quarterback and billionaire son
00:24:32he's so hot I wonder which woman will carry his baby
00:24:37I plan to
00:24:42hi
00:24:43is this the surrogacy office
00:24:45seriously they're letting hobos do surrogacy now
00:24:49you don't belong here
00:24:53this isn't a shelter sweetie
00:24:55whatever
00:24:58hey
00:24:59I told you
00:25:00top tier sperm doesn't mix with bottom tier eggs
00:25:03you're just not good enough for this
00:25:06Mr. Brown
00:25:19it's you
00:25:21you know
00:25:27you know it all
00:25:31she smells really nice
00:25:33she'll be my surrogate the rest of you can leave
00:25:52Mr. Brown
00:25:53thank you for choosing me
00:26:03why is it so damn hot in here
00:26:08what's wrong with my body
00:26:10Mr. Brown
00:26:12is everything okay
00:26:13yeah
00:26:14yeah I'm fine
00:26:15just uh
00:26:16well
00:26:17if
00:26:18everything is good
00:26:19then
00:26:20I'll just go ahead and sign
00:26:23wait
00:26:25I
00:26:27I want to add a clause
00:26:29I want
00:26:31natural conception
00:26:34what?
00:26:36natural conception?
00:26:41natural conception
00:26:43meaning I'm gonna sleep with you?
00:26:45it's
00:26:46no it's not gonna happen
00:26:48forget it
00:26:49you can find another surrogate
00:26:50there's gotta be a way
00:27:00where am I supposed to get the money?
00:27:07hello?
00:27:08Ms. Myers this is a reminder that your sister's surgery payment is due in three days
00:27:12if we don't receive it we'll have to cancel the procedure
00:27:15no no no no no please I just need a few extra days
00:27:18I'm sorry Ms. Myers three days is the best we can do
00:27:26oh
00:27:28uh
00:27:31Mr. Brown
00:27:33I'll do it
00:27:35I'll sleep with you
00:27:37whatever it takes just as long as you promise to pay me
00:27:40oh
00:27:41oh
00:27:42no I
00:27:43wasn't seeing you as a
00:27:49a
00:27:51prostitute
00:27:53when do we begin?
00:27:58tonight
00:28:008pm
00:28:01grand marquee hotel
00:28:03suite 609
00:28:12come in
00:28:21did he do this?
00:28:23for me?
00:28:26I
00:28:27wanted to make it special
00:28:30the sooner I conceive
00:28:31the sooner this deal is done
00:28:33for Marilyn
00:28:35I can do this
00:28:36should we start?
00:28:38you sure about this?
00:28:40once we start there's no going back
00:28:43just be gentle
00:28:45it's my first time
00:28:49you're a virgin?
00:28:51so am I
00:28:56looks like we have a lot to learn
00:29:00we have a lot to learn
00:29:06oh
00:29:07god
00:29:09he's a monster
00:29:11ugh
00:29:14even when he's sleeping he's good looking
00:29:17my god what am I thinking?
00:29:21this is just a deal honey
00:29:23just a deal honey
00:29:30it's nice waking up with someone in my arms
00:29:33I could get used to this
00:29:35you could get used to this
00:29:51this card has no limit use it for
00:29:54whatever you want
00:29:56no Mr. Brown I only need the hundred thousand
00:29:59call it in advance
00:30:00in advance
00:30:03okay
00:30:07Tristan Brown
00:30:09that name sounds familiar
00:30:11you like famous or something?
00:30:20just a regular rich guy with a common name
00:30:23guess there's a lot of us out there
00:30:24so
00:30:34when do I get to see you next?
00:30:36well
00:30:38according to the contract
00:30:40when the pregnancy is confirmed
00:30:42I'll let you know
00:30:44bye
00:30:45bye
00:30:47bye
00:31:00hello?
00:31:02hey doc
00:31:04I think I found a woman who can cure my condition
00:31:06but
00:31:08well it's almost like the cure works a little bit too well
00:31:11it's uh
00:31:12I mean we spent all
00:31:14night together
00:31:16I can't stop thinking about how she feels under me
00:31:18it's crazy
00:31:20am I
00:31:21like some kind of sex freak?
00:31:23welcome to the world of real men Mr. Brown
00:31:25and congratulations on losing your virginity
00:31:28what?
00:31:36thank god the surgery went perfectly
00:31:39I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you
00:31:41I'm sorry I'm such a burden
00:31:43no
00:31:45you're not
00:31:47you need to focus on getting better
00:31:49okay?
00:31:51what's that quote from your favorite player?
00:31:54hard days make stronger fighters
00:31:57that's TB's quote he's a mess
00:31:59oh you know what?
00:32:01I know you're not into football or anything
00:32:04but this is really wild
00:32:05so apparently TB's fiancee
00:32:08Jennifer Ray
00:32:09that model
00:32:10she's here in this hospital
00:32:12Jennifer Ray?
00:32:14I like her videos
00:32:16she seems nice
00:32:18what happened?
00:32:20she tried to kill herself
00:32:22swallowed a bunch of pills
00:32:24apparently he was cheating on her
00:32:26oh my god the rich and the famous
00:32:28ugh
00:32:30he seems like a total asshole
00:32:31I think you need to find a new icon
00:32:34honey are you okay?
00:32:39honey are you okay?
00:32:44honey are you okay?
00:32:47yeah
00:32:49I'm fine
00:32:51just probably a little too much greasy food lately
00:32:53oh
00:32:57I'll be right back
00:33:01oh
00:33:03is it?
00:33:05my period's two weeks late
00:33:08could I be pregnant?
00:33:13mom I told you this is pointless
00:33:16Jennifer's not suicidal
00:33:17if she swallowed anything
00:33:19it's probably just your vitamin pills
00:33:20Tristan
00:33:22your fiancee is in a hospital bed
00:33:24whether you like it or not
00:33:25go check on her
00:33:27she's not my fiancee
00:33:30okay fine
00:33:32I'll go check on her
00:33:33just so you stop calling me every 5 minutes
00:33:39oh
00:33:40Tristan
00:33:54you came
00:33:56I checked on you and you look perfectly fine
00:33:59wait
00:34:01can't you just stay here a little longer?
00:34:05I mean
00:34:06I mean
00:34:09it's been really scary
00:34:11drop the act
00:34:12it doesn't work on me
00:34:16I know you don't care about me
00:34:17but what about your teammates?
00:34:21what are you talking about?
00:34:27what are you talking about?
00:34:29my family sponsors your team
00:34:31I know you don't care about the funds
00:34:32but your teammates certainly do
00:34:34and without me they're nothing
00:34:37you're insane
00:34:39hi
00:34:49hey
00:34:51I'd like to make an appointment for a pregnancy
00:34:53check
00:34:55sure
00:34:57did you hear?
00:34:58the legendary Tristan Brown is here with his fiancee
00:35:00the football icon?
00:35:01the football icon?
00:35:02yes
00:35:03yes
00:35:04I know it is
00:35:05Tristan Brown?
00:35:06isn't that?
00:35:07Tristan Brown?
00:35:08isn't that?
00:35:22Tristan! Tristan! Tristan!
00:35:23hey!
00:35:24oh my god
00:35:26watch it!
00:35:27watch it!
00:35:36watch it!
00:35:37watch it!
00:35:44that... pack looks really familiar
00:35:48no
00:35:50it can't be him
00:35:52ladies men like that would never need a surrogate
00:35:55why do I keep thinking about him?
00:35:58get together honey
00:36:00oh shit
00:36:01I'm late for work
00:36:05it's been three weeks
00:36:07and she hasn't called me
00:36:09I can't stand it anymore
00:36:10I can't stand it anymore
00:36:15yes
00:36:18yes
00:36:19yes
00:36:20we always miss
00:36:22please
00:36:24good evening gentlemen
00:36:25what can I get started for you?
00:36:27um
00:36:28how about you just start by telling us what drink over here?
00:36:31I
00:36:32I don't drink, but uh, if you guys need another second, I can give it to you.
00:36:36No, you don't drink, huh?
00:36:38How about a smoke?
00:36:40What the heck? Let me go!
00:36:49No! I can't let him hurt my baby!
00:36:52You like playing trough, huh? You like playing trough?
00:36:57Oh! She said no!
00:37:02Leo Williams has done it! The Undisputed Lightweight Champion of the Year!
00:37:22Congrats on achieving your dream, Leo!
00:37:25Thank you, Mom.
00:37:26I heard you declined the marriage alliance with the Jean family.
00:37:29I did.
00:37:29Leo, I know my failed marriage with your father has made you wary of love and marriage,
00:37:36but I hope you can still find love and start a family of your own.
00:37:42I'll consider it.
00:37:42I'm sorry, Leo.
00:37:44Don't be. It's not necessarily a bad thing.
00:37:57It's not necessarily a bad thing.
00:37:59Mrs. Wells promised I can have an advance on my salary after this delivery.
00:38:04Then I will finally have enough from my mom's surgery.
00:38:06Jack, hold on a sec.
00:38:25But the Jean Corporation press conference.
00:38:27Turn the car around, Jack. We're going to return this wall to that girl.
00:38:30Yes, sir.
00:38:40Excuse me, Mr. Smith?
00:38:43Yes?
00:38:44Did you put an order in for these flowers?
00:38:46Yes.
00:38:49Yes, ma'am.
00:38:50Yes, ma'am.
00:38:52Just sign here, please.
00:38:59What did you do to me?
00:39:01The more you resist, the more I like it.
00:39:05Cheap little girl.
00:39:06Let her go!
00:39:07You're that champion fighter on TV.
00:39:13Leo Winiam.
00:39:27Jack, call the police.
00:39:29Make sure he's locked up for the rest of his life.
00:39:30Yes, boss.
00:39:31Please, please, Mr. William. I didn't know she was a woman.
00:39:45Please, help me.
00:40:01Oh, no.
00:40:10What have I done?
00:40:11What have I done?
00:40:15What have I done?
00:40:21What have I done?
00:40:27Where are you going?
00:40:39You seduce me and then steal my shirt.
00:40:43You're a bold little thief.
00:40:45No, I'm not a thief.
00:40:48You ripped my clothes.
00:40:50Fair enough.
00:40:51I tore your shirt.
00:40:53You can keep mine.
00:40:54But how are you going to repay me for using my body?
00:41:00How much do you want?
00:41:04I don't want money.
00:41:06What I want is...
00:41:10What do you want?
00:41:14I want to sleep with you again.
00:41:20I want to sleep with you again.
00:41:21I want to sleep with you again.
00:41:22What?
00:41:23No, you can't.
00:41:25Why not?
00:41:31Who is it?
00:41:31Boss, it's me.
00:41:35Someone's here.
00:41:36I should go.
00:41:45These urgent documents need your signature.
00:41:47And since you missed the press conference today,
00:41:51your father would like you to post a party to make it up to Miss Jean.
00:41:56Okay, do it.
00:41:58Oh, and uh, Uncle Turner's interviewing another maid today.
00:42:02He wants him to take over his errands once he retires.
00:42:05Tell him I don't need one.
00:42:07I will, but he'll keep trying.
00:42:09So, let's try it again.
00:42:19I want him to stop laughing so I don't know any time.
00:42:23Tonight's the job of moving the marathon,
00:42:25and you can stop laughing.
00:42:26We'll have to take you away very quickly,
00:42:28let's try it again.
00:42:29See you next time.
00:42:30Bye.
00:42:30Bye.
00:42:31Bye.
00:42:31Bye.
00:42:32Bye.
00:42:32Bye.
00:42:32Bye.
00:42:33Bye.
00:42:34Bye.
00:42:34Bye.
00:42:36Bye.
00:42:36Bye.
00:42:36Bye.
00:42:36Bye.
00:42:38Bye.
00:42:38Bye.
00:42:38Bye.
00:42:38Bye.
00:42:39Hello?
00:42:41Ms. Wood? Your mother's condition has gotten worse. She needs surgery. Immediately.
00:42:46What?
00:42:54Your mother needs surgery immediately.
00:42:56And due to the experimental nature of this procedure, your mother's insurance doesn't cover it.
00:43:01Please have $500,000 ready for the operation.
00:43:09Mom, I'll save you. I promise.
00:43:19Ma'am, I've been working at the flower shop since I was in college. Can I ask for a one-year salary advance? Please?
00:43:28Mr. Smith just filed a complaint about your horrible service. Said you attacked him? A salary advance? No fucking way.
00:43:36I didn't mean to. It was the customer. He tried to molest me.
00:43:42You're fired.
00:43:43Housemaid Wanted. Promised salary of $30,000 a month.
00:43:59Housemaids don't make that kind of money. There's gotta be a catch.
00:44:05But it's my only chance. I have to give it a shot.
00:44:15Ms. Wood. You are the 108th applicant I've interviewed for this position.
00:44:23I'd love you to have the job. But ultimately it's up to Mr. William.
00:44:29He's usually swimming right now.
00:44:33Come with me.
00:44:35That's Mr. William. He's not the easiest boss to deal with.
00:44:48Most of the applicants were scared off. I had to raise the salary just to get anyone to apply.
00:44:53Is he that scary?
00:44:56It's him.
00:45:11Mr. William. This is your new housemaid, Celia Wood. This is her resume.
00:45:17Hmm. Design school graduate. Decent pianist. Why would someone so talented want to work as a maid?
00:45:27I...
00:45:32I hope you enjoy your stay, Ms. Woods. I'm Leo William.
00:45:38You're hired, Ms. Wood. Congrats.
00:45:42Nice to meet you, Mr. William.
00:45:54Great job, Turner. She's perfect.
00:45:58It's an honor, sir.
00:46:00I'll help her get her uniform. I'm looking forward to her.
00:46:04I never thought I'd give up my dreams for money. Or end up as a housemaid for some rich guy.
00:46:25Come here.
00:46:26Yes, sir. What do you need?
00:46:44I told you I'd kill even.
00:46:45No, don't. Please.
00:46:47Why?
00:46:48I can't swim.
00:46:50Hold on tight.
00:46:51I'll go change.
00:47:06You're just gonna leave like that.
00:47:11No.
00:47:13No, you can't.
00:47:16It didn't bother you a minute ago.
00:47:21Follow me.
00:47:39Here's your agreement.
00:47:40Can I sign for two years? And I want to advance my salary for all two years.
00:47:58Do you know how much that is?
00:48:00Seven hundred and twenty thousand.
00:48:01And you think a regular housemaid, on contract, is worth that much?
00:48:16Unless, we had a different arrangement.
00:48:22What kind of arrangement?
00:48:27What kind of arrangement?
00:48:28I said she'll find her.
00:48:31No.
00:48:35Absolutely not.
00:48:40What a shame.
00:48:42Looks like Turner's gonna need to find a new maid.
00:48:45Thank you for your time, Miss Wood.
00:48:50No.
00:48:51Don't.
00:48:54Fine.
00:48:56I'll do it.
00:48:58You'll do what?
00:49:01A...
00:49:02Sex...
00:49:04Physical...
00:49:05Relationship.
00:49:11You don't want to hear the terms first.
00:49:15What terms?
00:49:17Rule number one.
00:49:19You'll be exclusively my lover.
00:49:22Which means you are not allowed to date anyone else while you're under contract with me.
00:49:27Can you do that?
00:49:29I guess.
00:49:31Sure.
00:49:33Good.
00:49:34Rule number two.
00:49:36You will fulfill all of my physical and intimate needs.
00:49:40So long as it doesn't pose a threat to your safety.
00:49:43What does that mean?
00:49:44What does that mean?
00:49:50It means that I can have you anytime, in any way, that I want.
00:49:57You don't have to sign the contract if you don't want to.
00:50:00Your mother needs surgery immediately.
00:50:03Miss Wood, please have $500,000 ready for the operation.
00:50:06No.
00:50:09I'll sign the contract.
00:50:12You start tomorrow morning.
00:50:148am.
00:50:16Don't be late.
00:50:18Okay.
00:50:23Miss Wood, your mother's surgery went very well.
00:50:27You can relax now.
00:50:28Thank you, doctor.
00:50:29You're gonna be okay, mom.
00:50:43It's all gonna be okay.
00:50:45Wow.
00:50:46Mr. William never hosts guests at his house, but he made an exception for you.
00:50:59His fiance.
00:51:01You're so lucky.
00:51:04So he already has a fiance?
00:51:11So he already has a fiance?
00:51:19You're bleeding.
00:51:21Morning, sir.
00:51:25Are you afraid of me?
00:51:27No.
00:51:30You know, you were pretty bold when you were begging for my help.
00:51:34Sir, I should get back to work.
00:51:43That tramp is seducing your man.
00:51:45I'm gonna go teach her a lesson.
00:51:47She's just a maid.
00:51:49I've plenty of ways to take care of her.
00:51:51You have a plan?
00:51:53Of course.
00:51:54Find out everything you can about the new maid.
00:52:01Now.
00:52:24Look at her with that fake smile.
00:52:26She's so shameless.
00:52:28She won't be smiling for long.
00:52:37Thank you all for coming to this special event hosted by Leo in my honor.
00:52:41I'd like to perform a dance to show my appreciation and my hope that you will all have a fun evening.
00:52:48Miss Una is a principal dancer.
00:52:50Her tickets are almost always sold out.
00:52:52We were so lucky to get to see her perform.
00:52:55You there.
00:52:56She's talking to you.
00:52:59Me.
00:53:01Yes.
00:53:03You.
00:53:05Can you be my piano accompaniment?
00:53:07Una, she's just a housemaid.
00:53:09She can't possibly know how to play piano.
00:53:12That's ridiculous.
00:53:14Come on.
00:53:16I saw her resume.
00:53:17She's a top design student and she took piano lessons.
00:53:22Am I wrong?
00:53:25Come on, girl.
00:53:26A broke student loan clone like you would only embarrass yourself in front of Leo.
00:53:30I...
00:53:32What's the matter?
00:53:33Did you lie on your resume to get this job?
00:53:35No way.
00:53:36That's fraud.
00:53:37She needs to lie on her resume to get a job as a maid?
00:53:40Pathetic.
00:53:42I didn't.
00:53:43Prove it.
00:53:44Hi.
00:53:48What's going on here?
00:53:49Leo, perfect timing.
00:53:51Your maid is going to play piano for my dance.
00:53:58She's in no condition to play.
00:54:02Even Mr. William knows that she's a fraud.
00:54:05Mr. William never tolerates liars, yet he hired a lying maid.
00:54:10She's not a secret lover, is she?
00:54:13Imagine the scandal.
00:54:14The media would destroy him and his business value.
00:54:17No.
00:54:18I can't have his reputation ruined because of me.
00:54:22I can do it.
00:54:23I can do it.
00:54:24She's in no condition.
00:54:25Don't worry.
00:54:26I'll make you the proudest fiancee.
00:54:28Don't worry, I'll make you the proudest fiancé.
00:54:47Geez, no wonder Mr. William didn't want her to play.
00:54:57Shhh, are you laughing about Mr. William being tricked by a lying maid?
00:55:03Do you want to ruin our deal with William Corp?
00:55:05Okay, come on. That was hilarious.
00:55:09She actually knows what she's doing.
00:55:27Una's a former ballet star. There's no way this girl can keep up with her.
00:55:44Didn't you say she was a principal dancer? It looks like she's struggling to keep up with the maid.
00:55:50Former principal dancer, but still, a maid playing at this level only after a few piano lessons is pretty impressive.
00:55:57No wonder Mr. William keeps her around.
00:56:13Unbelievable. The piano was definitely played by a throw.
00:56:19Oh my god, look at her hand.
00:56:22No wonder she didn't want to play. Her hand is injured.
00:56:32You're bleeding. Let me bandage this.
00:56:36I can do it myself.
00:56:41It's just my hand. I can walk.
00:56:44Blood thoughts can be fatal.
00:56:45It's not arterial bleeding.
00:56:47If you don't want me to kiss you in front of all these people, stay quiet.
00:56:51You bitch.
00:57:07Don't move.
00:57:08I can do it, Mike.
00:57:30You're a GFC champion?
00:57:33Just a hobby.
00:57:35That's pretty amazing.
00:57:40You too.
00:57:43Back there on the piano.
00:57:47I'm impressed.
00:57:49Next time, let's do it on the piano.
00:57:53Before that...
00:57:57Let's try this.
00:58:00Sir, the party is...
00:58:01This is just an appetizer.
00:58:05I fell for this man since I first laid eyes on him.
00:58:10I'm... I'm practicing photography.
00:58:12I'm sorry, I just...
00:58:13Mate, these are amazing!
00:58:14Like, you make me look...
00:58:15I want you...
00:58:18To be my manager.
00:58:19I'll be a superstar.
00:58:20I'll be a superstar.
00:58:22I love this man...
00:58:24But...
00:58:25Seven years on...
00:58:26I know who'll never love me.
00:58:27I'm...
00:58:28I'll be a superstar.
00:58:29I love this man.
00:58:30But...
00:58:32Seven years on...
00:58:33to be my manager i'll be a superstar i love this man but seven years on i know he'll never love me
00:58:50this is my turf i'm the golden bee
00:58:53goodbye terry my secret love it's time to let go bye come on through
00:59:07wait i relax i don't know why you stayed single so long
00:59:16and suddenly start dating but i promise you i won't let you down
00:59:23surprise the male model you slept with last night just tested positive for an std
00:59:37well i better get myself tested then
00:59:42you're my best partner i thought you loved that guy for seven years i mean what happened to him did he
00:59:47die yes i've had a crush on you for seven years terry but now i wish you were dead
00:59:55the report's fake you're just here to stir up trouble
00:59:59caught me eh i just want the golden boot for best player plenty of work for you my agent
01:00:05you can't be messing around like this terry in all of the years i have worked for you i have never
01:00:10let your work suffer all right brian what's up this is my letter of resignation i am ending our
01:00:18partnership but you must
01:00:22brian we started together from scratch now i'm the top player you must be joking i'm not joking
01:00:27i'm leaving tonight now come on brian look come on look look look stick stick with me no terry i'm
01:00:35serious i want a normal life and love normal
01:00:44i don't get it if we've been working and it's gonna be it what's so normal about that ever since
01:00:49i became your agent my life has revolved around you i've had nothing for myself no personal life
01:00:54no love and i'm tired of it tired of what did you say you're tired of me so what
01:00:59we can't always be together why the hell not
01:01:06fine i'll accept your resignation but i'm the star player not you the bloody agent goodbye my secret
01:01:14forever what's up didn't brian get your new kit
01:01:36what now that brian's not here no one remembers my favorite spool string
01:01:44i don't care no this isn't working could we get something a bit cuter something a bit my
01:01:49don't do this okay don't do this speak to my agent but brian resigned right well i have a new one soon
01:01:59all right this one's useless this one's too young this one's too old and none of these are even
01:02:05remotely close to brian harry buff revolved around you i never expected that you were the first to be
01:02:10dropped dropped i was never dropped i'm superstar terry no one can drop me well maybe brian doesn't
01:02:17need a superstar right now he wants a lover who can satisfy him whatever he needs right i don't
01:02:22care i will give brian what he wants and he will come back to me
01:02:25blimey it's terry this season's golden boot yo this is for you but find someone else all right he's mine
01:02:43brian quit stalking come back and i'll drop you a salary you can have this car too
01:02:49look what you want okay come back and i'll give you whatever i want you
01:02:52me i want you to never drive this car in front of me again why idiot you've forgotten
01:03:01sorry for the delay everyone look don't worry i'll find terry
01:03:09i heard your fashion manager stricter than mine partying with me during a press conference
01:03:14no issue brian's such a killjoy let's celebrate big
01:03:22terry
01:03:24terry what are you playing at what ignoring the rules disregarding everyone's work what are you
01:03:28even trying to achieve oh too many scandals lately i've just signed a new film the company won't
01:03:34tolerate another mishap help us help my brian you are a careless idiot a football star and an actress
01:03:40what a circus here go is this really necessary the reporters are more interested in chasing kelly
01:03:50than they are you so let's give them something to chase
01:03:57this doesn't look like kelly we missed the scope well we should have to shoot more car sex scenes with
01:04:02a playboy player we'll have enough to report back sweetheart we're sneaking around like let's make
01:04:09it look real he's so close i'm losing control brian you're acting like i'm actually gonna sleep with you
01:04:21wait
01:04:24oh my oh my god you are like
01:04:26are you into guys brian are you into me
01:04:35that's not what you think i've been in love with someone since college
01:04:39so you're okay i mean bloody hell like well who's the bloke
01:04:47what are you a jerk you think it's all in the past how many nights have i bought condoms to you late
01:04:52at night you treat me like a nanny brian i've considered you family all these years i've never
01:04:58lied or hid anything from you you know me my family are plebs terry admit it you have never cared about
01:05:06my feelings or my family's all you care about is yourself and your football
01:05:14my parents split when i was young and never really bothered with me but brian's different
01:05:19i suppose i've never really cared about his family
01:05:30oh no no don't worry about it okay you've made such a lovely dinner it's the least
01:05:34i can relate to you hey i'm terry brian's closest mate it's a pleasure to meet everyone
01:05:46hey i'm terry brian's closest mate it's a pleasure to meet everyone
01:05:52sit down thank you
01:05:53brian here is one of my brightest students he's earned his doctorate and is now working at the
01:06:02university brian you two should have met eight years ago well better than never right and uh brian
01:06:09he's always been just my kind of guy what the is this a blind date brian vincent shares your interest
01:06:17in photography and astronomy oh really i thought brian only snapped photos of me he's so busy where's
01:06:23the time to look at the stars besides the one right here yep don't be silly brian i think it's great
01:06:31that you're taking a break from work all those years you know it's good to have a break sometimes and i
01:06:38propose a toast to that
01:06:43yeah terry i let me get this off my mind i heard footballers love their fiery women am i right
01:06:52of course who wouldn't enjoy their company it's a given so you mustn't be into guys right i
01:07:01sure but um but i like brian we're best partners miss me and i uh spend more time with him than family
01:07:08women are just a just a bit of fun women are just a bit of fun so let me get this straight you're
01:07:13objectifying women and let me tell you something men do not like being objectified no one likes being
01:07:19objectified now vincent look if you want to stay for dinner then why don't we just keep things nice and
01:07:23polite i knew he'd back me up i thought you're just gonna come for dinner and now you're gonna stay the night
01:07:38what's up i'm gonna take you for a lady during the night doesn't bother me i like guys you can't beat me
01:07:46i'm the best is it that scary has it been that long
01:07:53i can't deny it anymore from the first moment i saw you through my camera i liked you
01:08:16i can't keep silent every moment by your side is happiness in torment i can't bear this any longer
01:08:26i have to tell you today
01:08:27i love you what did you say
01:08:44you know that bloke jam from the football team yeah you know the one who's always hitting on me
01:08:49turns out he's gay now yeah i knew it like no wonder he can't stop me okay it's gross isn't it
01:08:55hey uh mate is that a love letter who's the lucky girl uh she's probably not interested i'm i'm not
01:09:04gonna give it to her okay we've been quite shy now are we as your best friend i think i should be obscene
01:09:12no okay well you're something you like there yeah yeah just there just to go up to that yeah okay
01:09:19okay sorry you really want to know who i've been in love with for the last seven years of course
01:09:36brian your abs aren't as defined as they were before i've told you play more football with me
01:09:40if you want to be my friend you respect my privacy you're really serious you really like him
01:09:51hey i i know these last seven years weren't all smooth sailing but at least we had each other
01:09:57you know terry not everyone becomes a world famous football superstar if you were to fail then
01:10:12then i want you to personally bandage every single one of my wounds
01:10:16you know when i was younger i asked my parents the same thing and they told me don't start anything
01:10:26that seems doomed hearing your words that made me see there was another way
01:10:32seems like i have some use around here how did someone as lazy as you come out with a line like
01:10:37that honestly i heard it from a chinese rapper song i thought it sounded cool and they used it on
01:10:47more than one girl and you were the only one who believed it right yeah no way we can't take it
01:10:55i swear brian i meant it when i sent it to you
01:11:01my dearest partner would you only forgive me if we slept together
01:11:04james aren't you worried about your wife finding out don't you worry ladies she's at work and
01:11:13besides what's she gonna do she's just the janitor of some mascar team
01:11:22surprise honey i'm home happy
01:11:26anniversary
01:11:34you're home
01:11:45god you jerk i i wake up at 5 a.m to work and save up for us and you're with three women
01:11:51enough i didn't ask for this i did this because i love you do you even love me
01:11:58me nope are you happy now james should we leave now that your wife is back oh god can't you see
01:12:09that i'm busy get out you know what i want a divorce
01:12:24it's my star justin i don't know if you know this but you inspire me to keep on flowing thank you
01:12:49my child of a dream but where are you now
01:13:01um
01:13:11Justin Webber wins again, the undefeated king of NASCAR.
01:13:41All right, all right, everybody, stop what you're doing.
01:13:59Our star has returned from six months straight of race.
01:14:02He's so handsome, two buddies already taken.
01:14:17Justin's so loyal, he's still waiting for his childhood sweetheart.
01:14:21I heard Tony's trying to help him find her, I hope they reunite soon.
01:14:25Wow, he's not just a big star, but a devoted guy too.
01:14:46My man. Good to see you, buddy. Go and get yourself situated.
01:14:57Thought you were taking the morning off for a personal matter.
01:15:01Oh, that's all sorted out now.
01:15:04Okay. Listen, you know Justin over there, he's choosing a new personal assistant today.
01:15:12You've been here three months, doing a pretty good job.
01:15:17Maybe you ought to give a shot.
01:15:20Oh, no, no, they're way more qualified.
01:15:25You sure?
01:15:27All right.
01:15:31If I snag this assistant job, I'll be so rich from all of his sponsors.
01:15:38I just can't let her ruin my chance.
01:15:45What are you doing?
01:15:46You think you're better than me?
01:15:48Did you really think that a superstar would pick you, a filthy janitor, as his assistant?
01:15:54No.
01:15:55Get out or I'll fire you!
01:15:57So, Justin, what do you think, buddy?
01:16:04You see anybody around here you want to hire as your new assistant?
01:16:08Justin, I've been maintaining and detailing your car for the past six months.
01:16:13It'd be an honor to be your new assistant.
01:16:16This looks really well-maintained.
01:16:18Everything good to take you for a test drive?
01:16:20Uh, of course.
01:16:26Oh!
01:16:27Sorry.
01:16:34Mr. Webber, I took out the gearbox for polishing.
01:16:38The exhaust, muffler, and fuel filter are all being cleaned, so I'm afraid you can't use it.
01:16:44Oh, that's right.
01:16:46I asked that to be cleaned yesterday.
01:16:48Not sure why the janitor took until today to do it.
01:16:54I've made up my mind.
01:16:55She'll be my new personal assistant.
01:17:01Justin, that's not fair.
01:17:02I've been taking care of your car.
01:17:04Why would you choose this janitor?
01:17:06Because while you've been talking, she's been doing all the work.
01:17:09Yeah, it seems she knows more about my car than you do.
01:17:14You've gone above and beyond without complaint.
01:17:18It's a great job.
01:17:22What's your name?
01:17:25Zoe.
01:17:27Zoe Jones.
01:17:29Okay.
01:17:30Zoe Jones.
01:17:32Come to my office.
01:17:40I can't believe he picked me as his assistant.
01:17:43Now I don't feel so bad after catching that scumbag cheating on me this morning.
01:17:48See, I've been raised in the past six months, so the office is kind of a mess.
01:17:53Can you handle it?
01:17:54Oh, yeah, absolutely.
01:17:55That's what I'm here for.
01:17:58Hey, boss.
01:17:59I got great news.
01:18:00That girl you're looking for?
01:18:02Really?
01:18:03Where is she at now?
01:18:05Oh!
01:18:07Oh!
01:18:08Uh...
01:18:09Uh...
01:18:10Uh...
01:18:11Uh...
01:18:13Uh...
01:18:15Uh...
01:18:16Uh...
01:18:17Uh...
01:18:18Uh...
01:18:19Uh...
01:18:20Uh...
01:18:21Uh...
01:18:22Uh...
01:18:23No, I'm sorry.
01:18:24There was a bug.
01:18:25I'm gonna go and fix this.
01:18:27Whew...
01:18:29Uh...
01:18:30You said she's in Los Angeles?
01:18:31Take me to her now.
01:18:32Oh, uh...
01:18:33Uh...
01:18:34Yeah, well...
01:18:35I can't do that just yet.
01:18:36Um...
01:18:37Cause I mean, she's in LA, but I don't know exactly where she is.
01:18:39But...
01:18:40Don't worry, I'm on it.
01:18:41Alright.
01:18:42What's wrong?
01:18:43Why are you crying?
01:18:44I only became a racer.
01:18:45Superintendent says it will never happen.
01:18:46She...
01:18:47Even broke my toy car.
01:18:48Don't cry.
01:18:49I can fix it.
01:18:50Really?
01:18:51Of course.
01:18:52I can fix it.
01:18:53I can fix anything.
01:18:54Wow!
01:18:55It's so expensive.
01:18:56I can fix it.
01:18:57You can fix it.
01:18:58I can fix it.
01:18:59Yes.
01:19:00What's wrong?
01:19:01Why are you crying?
01:19:02I only became a racer.
01:19:03Superintendent says it will never happen.
01:19:05She...
01:19:06Even broke my toy car.
01:19:07Don't cry.
01:19:08I can fix it.
01:19:09Really?
01:19:10Of course.
01:19:11I can fix anything.
01:19:12I can fix anything.
01:19:13Wow, you really fixed it.
01:19:26What is it?
01:19:27She's going to be upset if she sees me destroy again.
01:19:32Well, we can find a secret place where we can play together.
01:19:35And don't listen to what she says.
01:19:37I think you'll become a great racer someday.
01:19:39You know, she didn't just fix cars.
01:19:45She's the one who made me believe I could be a racer.
01:19:48We won't find her.
01:19:56First day on the job and I already embarrassed myself in front of Justin.
01:20:05Sweetheart, I'm sorry.
01:20:07Please forgive me.
01:20:08James, you took it too far this time.
01:20:10I'm never going to forgive you.
01:20:12I wasn't thinking.
01:20:13Give me another chance.
01:20:14James, we've already been married for one month.
01:20:17You've only cheated on me with three women.
01:20:20I'm apologizing, aren't I?
01:20:22There's an important gala tonight.
01:20:24Please come.
01:20:25No way.
01:20:25Please, just give me my divorce.
01:20:28Come with me.
01:20:29I'll agree to the divorce.
01:20:30Okay, fine.
01:20:32But you've said it, so no backing out.
01:20:33Don't worry, fellas.
01:20:41She'll be here soon.
01:20:43And she's still untouched.
01:20:46Hey, I love our arrangement.
01:20:48You provide virgins for our pleasure and we provide business.
01:20:53Everyone gets what they want.
01:20:54You are the man.
01:20:56Virgin wife is a real ass.
01:20:59Mm-hmm.
01:21:00And no legal concerns either.
01:21:03When you're done with her, I'll discard her like the rest.
01:21:06Ha ha ha.
01:21:09Hmm.
01:21:09Oh, my dear wife.
01:21:14So good to see you.
01:21:15Well, remember, after tonight, we're through.
01:21:18Yeah, yeah.
01:21:19But let's end on good terms.
01:21:21Have a drink.
01:21:30Um.
01:21:32Ooh.
01:21:32Hmm?
01:21:34No.
01:21:35Not sitting well?
01:21:37Let's go over here and check you out.
01:21:38All right.
01:21:45Next time, cut me out of these gigs.
01:21:48Superstar, you got no idea how many of these lovely folks are just dying to sponsor us.
01:21:55You're this team's ace in the hole.
01:22:00Let's go check you out, all right?
01:22:02What's that way?
01:22:05What's she doing here?
01:22:07Who's that guy?
01:22:08Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:22:09That's her husband.
01:22:15James, my boy.
01:22:16Mm-hmm.
01:22:17You did it again.
01:22:18She's better than the last one.
01:22:20Oh, sweet, sweet smell of the gym.
01:22:22Ha ha ha.
01:22:24She's here.
01:22:26You got to sign the contract first.
01:22:27So this is, uh, your fourth wife you've offered us, huh?
01:22:33Mm-hmm.
01:22:34Oh, I cannot wait.
01:22:40It's my pleasure.
01:22:42James, what are you saying?
01:22:44Oh, I must have miscalculated the dose.
01:22:49No, I'm glad because it shows me how much of a disgusting person you are.
01:22:54Oh, little girl.
01:22:55Get back down there.
01:22:57It doesn't matter if you know.
01:22:59You're going to be worthless to me by tomorrow anyways.
01:23:01Oh, and before the divorce gets finalized, be sure to please my friends here.
01:23:08Hmm?
01:23:08Look.
01:23:09Gentlemen, she's way too weak to be able to resist.
01:23:13Enjoy yourselves.
01:23:14James, James, you can't do this to me!
01:23:24Where are you going?
01:23:26We haven't even started.
01:23:28No!
01:23:29No!
01:23:29Okay, please let go of me.
01:23:31Please.
01:23:34Anyway?
01:23:36Yeah, it's nothing.
01:23:39Just thinking.
01:23:40Think about this.
01:23:42We had us a hell of a day.
01:23:43We've got a whole mess of new sponsors.
01:23:47Hmm?
01:23:51Go get him.
01:23:52Yeah.
01:23:54Scream louder for us, baby!
01:23:56No!
01:23:57Okay, please let go of me.
01:23:58Your cries are delightful, baby.
01:24:00Why don't you scream louder for us?
01:24:02Nobody can hear you.
01:24:03Someone help me!
01:24:04Let her go!
01:24:05My man loves you.
01:24:06I'm not.
01:24:07I'm sorry.
01:24:07Oh, my God.
01:24:07Wait.
01:24:08Let us do something.
01:24:09Look at you!
01:24:10I'm not.
01:24:10Got it.
01:24:10I'm not.
01:24:10We can hear you.
01:24:11I'm not.
01:24:11I'm not.
01:24:11I'm not.
01:24:12You're not.
01:24:13I'm not.
01:24:14I'm not.
01:24:14I'm not.
01:24:14I'm not.
01:24:15I'm not.
01:24:15I'm not.
01:24:16I'm not.