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00:00:00Merci.
00:00:30Merci.
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00:02:26In the Steven Spielberg movie E.T., why is the alien brown?
00:02:34No reason.
00:02:36In Love Story, why did the two characters fall madly in love with each other?
00:02:42No reason.
00:02:44In Oliver Stone's JFK, why is the president suddenly assassinated by some stranger?
00:02:52No reason.
00:02:54In The Excellent Chainsaw Massacre by Toby Hooper, why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom?
00:03:00Or wash their hands like people do in real life?
00:03:04Absolutely no reason.
00:03:06Worse, in The Pianist by Polanski?
00:03:10How come this guy has to hide and live like a bum when he plays the piano so well?
00:03:16Once again, the answer is no reason. I could go on for hours with more examples. The list is endless.
00:03:22You probably never gave it a thought.
00:03:24But all great films, without exception, contain an important element of no reason.
00:03:32And you know why?
00:03:34Because life itself is filled with no reason.
00:03:40Why can't we see the air all around us? No reason.
00:03:44Why are we always thinking? No reason.
00:03:48Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages?
00:03:53No fucking reason.
00:03:55Come on, don't waste your time explaining that garbage. Let's go.
00:03:59Just a minute, let me finish.
00:04:04Ladies, gentlemen, the film you are about to see today is an homage to the no reason.
00:04:12That most powerful element of style.
00:04:42Why did they destroy all those chairs?
00:04:54Too sad on those.
00:04:56Yeah, it's really a pity.
00:04:58Quiet, please.
00:05:00Thank you.
00:05:02Okay, everybody, turn around.
00:05:08Good. Enjoy.
00:05:12Excuse me.
00:05:13Is it going to be in color or in black and white?
00:05:42It's already boring.
00:05:44Don't be so negative.
00:05:45It's just the beginning.
00:05:46It's going to pick up.
00:05:47Just be patient.
00:05:53I hope it's not some old silent film.
00:05:57I can't hear a thing.
00:05:58Yes, you can hear the wind a little.
00:06:01If you listen.
00:06:02Somebody see something?
00:06:04I see a dump.
00:06:05There.
00:06:06Straight ahead.
00:06:07I see a dump.
00:06:08There.
00:06:09Straight ahead.
00:06:11There.
00:06:16There.
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00:18:11Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:18:41...cold, myself. Quiet! Wake up!
00:18:45Excuse me, would it be possible to have some coffee and some toast?
00:18:59Dad, I'm hungry. Dad? Dad.
00:19:11Where is he? Straight ahead.
00:19:17He just woke up. Oh, thanks.
00:19:21Anyone got any food?
00:19:23I'm hungry, dude!
00:19:25I'm hungry, dude!
00:19:29libraries around this area.
00:19:33I忠季
00:19:35Is that cold?
00:19:37I'm hungry, dude!
00:19:39I'm hungry.
00:19:41Exactly.
00:19:43Okay, uh...
00:19:51Sous-titrage MFP.
00:20:21Sous-titrage MFP.
00:20:51Sous-titrage MFP.
00:21:21Sous-titrage MFP.
00:21:51Sous-titrage MFP.
00:22:21Sous-titrage MFP.
00:22:51Sous-titrage MFP.
00:23:21Sous-titrage MFP.
00:23:51Sous-titrage MFP.
00:24:51Oh, my God.
00:25:21Oh, my God.
00:25:50Oh, my God.
00:26:20Oh, my God.
00:26:22Oh, my God.
00:26:26Oh, my God.
00:26:32Not bad at all.
00:26:34What?
00:26:36Let me see.
00:26:38Oh, my God.
00:26:44Oh, my God.
00:26:46Oh, my God.
00:26:48Oh, my God.
00:26:50Oh, my God.
00:26:52Oh, my God.
00:26:53I'd like to see that.
00:26:54What position do you think?
00:26:55I think she'll start with a good blowjob.
00:26:56Oh, yeah.
00:26:57Geez, you think you're going to shut up sometimes and let us watch in peace?
00:27:00I can't stand it.
00:27:01Come on.
00:27:02Can't you take a little joke?
00:27:03Yeah, there's plenty of space.
00:27:04Go somewhere else if we're bothering you.
00:27:06Oh, you should be the ones to move if you want to laugh so loud, don't you think?
00:27:09You know what?
00:27:10Why don't you just do like that cripple and put on your Walkman and listen to music and then
00:27:13we won't bother you anymore.
00:27:14Okay, it's not a Walkman.
00:27:15It's a medical gizmo.
00:27:16Come on.
00:27:17Let's just forget it.
00:27:18Brats.
00:27:23Bye, brats.
00:27:46Mom, it's me.
00:27:57I'm going to spend the night in the hotel and you don't want to drive anymore.
00:28:00See you tomorrow.
00:28:01Love you.
00:28:02Bye.
00:28:16One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:28:21One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:28:25That works one side, so we'll take it to work the other side.
00:28:28Step just to the opposite side of the block.
00:28:30Anything interesting?
00:28:31You just switched the channel.
00:28:33Okay.
00:28:34Well, wake us up if we miss anything major.
00:28:37Goodnight, everybody.
00:28:39How long before humans start eating each other out of hunger?
00:28:43Don't talk crap.
00:28:44Just sleep.
00:28:45Are you real slugs?
00:28:46You're just going to let us start without doing a thing?
00:28:48I found a blown up rabbit.
00:28:50Hey, that is so gross!
00:28:51Ugh!
00:28:52Rabbit's okay to eat, right?
00:28:53Idiot.
00:28:54Can you see it's fake?
00:29:15Rabbit's okay to eat?
00:29:16No.
00:29:17No.
00:29:18There's no problem.
00:29:19Let us walk.
00:29:20No.
00:29:21It's not a brain.
00:29:22No.
00:29:23No.
00:29:24No.
00:29:25No.
00:29:26No.
00:29:27It's not a brain.
00:29:28No.
00:29:29No.
00:29:29No.
00:29:30No.
00:29:31We're just in the morning, everybody.
00:29:32No.
00:29:33No.
00:29:34Nothing.
00:29:35We're just gonna wet.
00:29:36Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30:06Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30:36Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:31:06Good morning.
00:31:07Can I clean your room?
00:31:08Yeah.
00:31:09Why not?
00:31:12Why not?
00:31:13Why not?
00:31:14Why not?
00:31:15Why not?
00:31:16Why not?
00:31:17I can't change that.
00:31:18I can't...
00:31:20I can't change that way.
00:31:22Come now.
00:31:36Oh
00:31:50Oh
00:32:06Yeah
00:32:26Animals
00:32:36That's amazing
00:32:38That's definitely incredible
00:32:40Oh
00:32:42I'm there
00:32:44A touchdown
00:32:46Please
00:32:48What
00:32:50What
00:32:52What
00:32:54What
00:32:56What
00:33:00What
00:33:02What
00:33:04Anybody there?
00:33:08Excuse me
00:33:10You want me to come back later?
00:33:28Fucking weirdos
00:33:34I
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00:34:30You don't know what to do with yourself
00:34:32Well, you're bugging me
00:34:33You don't believe me
00:34:36Will you shut up?
00:34:38Look, here
00:34:39Get on your bike
00:34:41And go get me a pizza, alright?
00:34:43I give you 10 minutes to kill
00:34:44You go have a look at room 16 now
00:34:48Please
00:34:49Will you get on your bike and get me a pizza?
00:34:52Cut this bullshit out?
00:34:54Do it!
00:34:57And don't forget the double toppings
00:34:59That one has a glance
00:35:01You don't don't know if it's roughly
00:35:03That one has a chance
00:35:03That one can't be too toughest
00:35:05You don't want her to have to
00:35:06Take this
00:35:07Try another trick
00:35:07Some350
00:35:08Try another
00:35:11Paffe time
00:35:12To game
00:35:14Can you have any empathy
00:35:14Let's do amazing
00:35:16Stop
00:35:16You don't own
00:35:17You don't own
00:35:17To game
00:35:18You don't own
00:35:21I danny
00:35:22Know
00:35:22I
00:35:23Tell
00:35:23You
00:35:24Don't own
00:35:25Or
00:35:25Try
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