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Hilarious Family Dinner _ GROWN UPS 2_1080p
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00:01Okay, everybody.
00:03It wasn't a perfect day, I admit it.
00:05There were some downs.
00:06Sorry about the leg.
00:07The good news is the children got through another year of school.
00:11Fabulously.
00:12You got older, even though I told you not to.
00:14Especially you.
00:15Stay young.
00:16Don't leave me.
00:17You prepared us your famous chicken a la food poisoning,
00:20which we're all excited to eat.
00:22I'm just kidding.
00:24But the greatest thing is,
00:25it's my favorite part of the day with my four best friends.
00:28To the faders.
00:30Yay!
00:31So, won't you ask me out for ice cream today?
00:34I went out for ice cream once with your dad.
00:38Nine months later, Andre popped out.
00:43This is the best vanilla pudding I've ever had.
00:47That's butter, son.
00:51Here you go.
00:52Hey.
00:53Want me to come in and feed it to you like I did the last time?
00:57No.
00:58No.
00:59I got my kid here.
01:00That wouldn't be cool.
01:01You said you loved me!
01:05They're not all tens, buddy.
01:11Oh, boy.
01:12Why aren't you eating?
01:13I saw something today that made me lose my appetite.
01:16What was it?
01:17Me naked?
01:20What?
01:21What a burp smart.
01:23Burp snort.
01:24A burp snort!
01:25Basically, he burps, sneezes, and farts at the same time.
01:29He goes...
01:30I think I just shot myself.
01:38Hey, honey.
01:39What time's that fatal bash tonight?
01:40What?
01:41It's paint.
01:43What?
01:44It's paint.
01:45It doesn't come off.
01:46I thought it might be fun to have a theme, no?
01:48A theme?
01:49Roxanne decides the theme is...
01:51The 80s?
01:52The 80s?
01:53The 80s?
01:54That was 70 years ago.
02:00I thought we could go as Hall & Oates.
02:01Hall & Oates?
02:02Yeah.
02:03Yeah.
02:04What is that?
02:05Like a cereal?
02:06No.
02:07Why don't you ask Nancy Arbuckle to come by for the get-together?
02:10Or do you prefer the imaginary shower version?
02:16You know what, Charlotte?
02:17I trust you.
02:18And I want you to have fun tonight.
02:20Really.
02:24What's up, player?
02:26I'm here for your daughter.
02:28What?

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