00:29Go over to the window right now, and open it as wide as you can.
00:36Oh, please, let me sleep.
00:51I think your mother's here from Mexico, and she needs to leave.
00:57Open the window now.
01:00Why don't you open it, you lazy...
01:18No way! Can I ride it?
01:27No way!
01:37I'm in here!
01:43I'm in here! I'm in here!
01:45I'm in here!
01:47I'm in here!
01:55Daddy, I left the front door open in case any animals wanted to come in.
01:59You did.
02:00One did.
02:01Yeah.
02:02Yeah, one crazy-ass one.
02:03Oh, no, you did a nice thing, sweetheart.
02:05Greg, I'm gonna need a bat!
02:07Daddy, no!
02:08No, no, no, I'm not gonna hit the deer.
02:10I'm just gonna massage his head for a little bit with it.
02:13Okay, come on.
02:14Come on.
02:15Come on.
02:22He's right here.
02:23He's eating Bowser's food.
02:25Shh!
02:26Okay, he knows we're here now.
02:28Stay, stay.
02:29What's he looking at?
02:35Move your doll towards me.
02:37And back to you.
02:39Towards me.
02:41Back to you.
02:43Three times fast.
02:48Give me that thing.
02:49Mr. Gigglesworth?
02:50No, don't worry.
02:51Give it to me.
02:52Put it in my hand.
02:53It's okay, it's okay.
02:54Roxanne, take him in there.
02:55Over there.
02:57Hey, dude!
02:59You like this guy?
03:01Huh?
03:02You wanna play with him?
03:04Alright.
03:05Let's go play in the other room.
03:07Come on.
03:09Come on, man.
03:10Slowly walk with me.
03:12I said slowly.
03:24Problem solved.
03:29How you doing, Nick?
03:30My wife's leaving me.
03:31After three weeks.
03:32Three weeks?
03:33That's not bad for you.
03:34What happened?
03:35She found me eating a banana.
03:36With my butt.
03:37And she didn't like that?
03:38Yeah, she got really bummed out.
03:39But, you know, I shouldn't have done it at her mom's house.
03:40Yeah, you, uh, you seem like you're a little extra out of it today.
03:42What's going on?
03:43Yeah, I'm a little medicated.
03:44I met a very reliable doctor at a Cypress Hill concert.
03:45And, uh, he floated me a couple pills just to feel better, you know?
03:46But I don't feel better.
03:47You feel worse.
03:48You feel worse.
03:49Ladies and gentlemen, meet your new bus driver.
04:04All right, good morning, man.
04:14Good evening, gentlemen, meet your new bus driver.
04:18You finally got yourself a job.
04:20Actually, I'm filling in for Julio Iglesias back there.
04:28Deanne, happy anniversary.
04:30Oh, ah, thank you, Lenny.
04:32Lenny remembered. Isn't that sweet?
04:35And I never got him pregnant.
04:37She forgot.
04:38Yeah, she forgot.
04:39No.
04:40I got the biggest get-out-of-jail-free card in the world.
04:42I want one of those.
04:43Oh, you ain't never get one like this.
04:45Hey, honey, I'm gonna take a ride to work with Lenny.
04:47Don't worry about forgetting the 20th.
04:49I'm sure you'll remember the 30th.
04:51I love you.
04:52Yeah, sure you do.
04:54Deep down.
05:02That's not another necklace in there, is it?
05:08I'm gonna abuse this get-out-of-jail-free card.
05:11I'm telling you right now.
05:12I mean, maybe I'll walk on the good road without taking off my boots.
05:15Oh.
05:16Or have a nice non-diet soda with my dinner.
05:19Uh-huh.
05:20Not just one, either.
05:21A whole dead pitcher.
05:22Oh, so you're going full gangster.
05:24Oh, yeah.
05:25But you know what I'd really like to do?
05:26Uh-huh.
05:27Throw a first night of summer party.
05:28Yeah.
05:29You know, something a little crazy.
05:30But it's been many, many years since we've done something crazy.
05:32Just one problem, though.
05:33My house isn't big enough.
05:35But yours is.
05:36Oh, the last party I had was senior year in high school.
05:39That was like the best night of my life.
05:41We all hooked up with chicks.
05:43Come on, why not do that again?
05:44Because we already have chicks, and kids, and high cholesterol now.
05:48So just, it's time to move on.
05:50You want to come over tonight with Dee?
05:51That's fine.
05:52I think.
05:53I gotta ask my wife first.
05:54Okay, gangster.
05:55Hey.
05:56Hey, where'd you get those shoes?
06:00Losers are us.
06:01I made them.
06:02You made them?
06:03In a toilet?
06:05Kids like White Precious.
06:08Yeah, leave her alone.
06:12Hey, what'd you say, Hollywood?
06:14Uh, nothing.
06:15You got something to say to me?
06:16Nothing.
06:17Nothing.
06:18Attention, Kmart shoppers.
06:19Uh, let's find a seat, please.
06:21Yes, you in the camouflage jacket of Mariah Carey hairdo?
06:24Yeah, just pop a squat, thank you.
06:26You're lucky your dad's here, but he won't be here all day.
06:30Leave me alone.
06:31Bean bag with arms and legs?
06:33Seriously, take a seat, or seats, before someone gets hurt.
06:38You're dead, man.
06:39You missed that?
06:40Really?
06:41Stay.
06:42Stay.
06:43Don't you growl at me.
06:44Stay, baby.
06:45Stay.
06:46Excuse me.
06:47Is your kid gonna be in here when the instructor comes in?
06:49Well, that's not my kid.
06:50That's my lover.
06:51And he's very gentle.
06:52Kids don't belong in here.
06:53That leash better not trip me up.
06:54Leash isn't gonna trip you up.
06:55It's your big ass hairy man feet that are gonna trip you up.
06:58She was just joking around, sir.
06:59Cool little.
07:00You're gonna get us killed.
07:01I'm sorry, I'm having the worst day.
07:02Welcome to squat fitness, ladies.
07:27Welcome to squat fitness ladies
07:30Apparently your new instructor is running a bit late. I'm sorry. It's only five two. Yeah
07:34So he asked me to lead you in some warm-up exercise. So everybody up on your feet and
07:40Let's take a deep breath
07:44Good deeper really stretch out those lungs and now let's shimmy shake the shoulders back and forth shake them
07:51Very good. Very good. Yeah
07:53Oh, yeah
07:55Now let's do some jackhammer squats, right? Put your hands in front of you like this
08:00Just relax and the squat up and down but fast faster faster. There you go really fast faster faster
08:07It's too fast. Let's lower now everybody turn face the back of the room bend over and reach for your toe
08:14Why do we have to turn around if you please?
08:17And
08:18Bend over as low as you can go and take the right hand and slap it against the right cheek
08:25Relax the wrist and slap that right butt slap it good. I want to hear that slap. Oh
08:31Yes, this is wonderful
08:34Morning ladies
08:35You've started without me. Yes, just like you asked me to
08:40Say it's true even if it isn't
08:42Yeah
08:44Oh
08:54Anyway, I'm Kyle and
08:56Welcome the summer session of squat robux 101. I wish they called it something else, but it's what they told me to say
09:04Okay, so before we start for real
09:08any questions
09:10Yes, are you married?
09:12No, no, but I'm single
09:15Yeah, I
09:17Forgot you're so gorgeous. My head is spinning. I'm sorry God
09:23Go ahead. I have a very important question, and it's a two-parter. Um
09:28The first part of the question is did a scientist make you in a lab and the second part of the question is can I stick my tongue on your throat, please?
09:35All right guys look I'm flattered really I am but most of you are married and I happen to be gay
09:49Stay out of my bag little man
09:51Why does she have this?
09:53That's that's not a job strap. That's a g-string
09:55Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
