- 6/9/2025
Black comedy about a crazed policeman out to enforce the law by crashing a bachelor party at the Stonecipher Building and massacring almost all those in attendance.
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00:06:51Ah, God damn. Come on, let's go. We gotta get a move on.
00:06:54I can live without the weed. It's never done much for me anyway. Come on.
00:07:21Good morning, Dolores. Good morning. Good morning, Dolores. Good morning.
00:07:39Hey, hey, hey. Y'all ready for tonight, big guy? Oh, yeah. I'm all set. I already told Ingrid I was working late tonight.
00:07:45Hey, you got the girls? Oh, yes. We are sending you off in style, Margaret. This is great. This is great.
00:07:50Ingrid, darling, I love you. And in two weeks, I'm gonna be all yours.
00:07:55But for right now, there's a few things you shouldn't see.
00:08:00Michael, my man. I believe you're in charge of refreshments for tonight's little get-together?
00:08:05Funny. I don't recall being given that assignment. Let me check my files.
00:08:10Whoa! You think you got enough there, Mike?
00:08:13I can never really have enough.
00:08:15Oh, yeah. That's Larry. It's Stone Cypher.
00:08:26Thanks, Brian. This is just a file I was looking for.
00:08:29Morning, Mr. Stone Cypher.
00:08:31Coffee.
00:08:32No, thanks. What a nice man.
00:08:44Hello. How are you?
00:08:47Tony, are you staying for, uh, Gary's bachelor shindig tonight?
00:09:00Uh, uh, I don't think so. Um, I mean, I'd like to, uh, but I sort of have a prior commitment.
00:09:06Oh, Tony, say it isn't so, man. It's gonna be a blast. We've got strippers. We've got refreshments filed under B for booze.
00:09:15I-I'd like to. But, uh, I gotta do something.
00:09:22Next time.
00:09:23Next time.
00:09:24Okay, next time Gary gets married.
00:09:44Stop it.
00:09:45You know, we can store it late tonight.
00:09:49I don't enjoy having an audience.
00:09:53The party's gonna be upstairs.
00:09:55We could, uh, meet down here.
00:09:59Oh, yeah?
00:10:01Yeah.
00:10:03Maybe we can make some interesting coffees.
00:10:06Mm-hmm.
00:10:07Mm-hmm.
00:10:09You...
00:10:10Are so...
00:10:12Yeah, uh, do you have cherry, uh, chapstick?
00:10:24I-Can I call you back, please?
00:10:29Mary?
00:10:30I don't know.
00:10:31Don't look now.
00:10:32But, uh, you know that gorgeous girl from accounting?
00:10:35She's right over there.
00:10:37Niceness.
00:10:45You're Sharon Wells from accounting.
00:10:47And you're Laura Savine from the land of Obnoxicon.
00:10:50Wait a second. Aren't you from Ohio?
00:10:52I see that my reputation precedes me.
00:10:54My friends call me Larry.
00:10:56Well, it's nice to meet you, Lawrence.
00:10:57May I be so bold as to say that you look absolutely lovely today?
00:11:02Well, gee, thanks, Larry.
00:11:03That's awfully sweet of you, boy.
00:11:05You don't look half bad yourself.
00:11:07Mike, you idiot. I was talking to Brian.
00:11:09What are you doing for lunch?
00:11:11I thought I'd eat.
00:11:13Ah, what a coincidence. Me, too.
00:11:14Why don't we do it together?
00:11:16Well, actually, Lawrence, I already have plans today.
00:11:18But, um, why don't you take Brian here?
00:11:21He does look lovely today, if I may be so bold.
00:11:24Excuse me, sir.
00:11:25You know, you can act all cool and everything, but you know something?
00:11:29You're gonna be thinking about me, I can tell.
00:11:31Is that self?
00:11:32Granted, they may not be nice thoughts, but it's stark.
00:11:36I'm not gonna let you forget about me.
00:11:39I'll take shock treatments, Lawrence.
00:11:41All right, big Tully! Way to go, buddy!
00:11:52Hey, do you mind? I just need to make one copy.
00:11:55All right. All right.
00:11:58All right.
00:12:11Thanks, guys.
00:12:13You have a good one.
00:12:15How did you do?
00:12:16How did you do, you two? Have fun, huh?
00:12:18Just, uh, what are you doing, Larry?
00:12:26Here we are.
00:12:28wells comma sharon accounting third floor extension 333 just sending our miss wells
00:12:39a gentle reminder you know you might want to watch yourself larry she's quite the jock from
00:12:45what i hear oh yeah yes she's the leading scorer on the softball team she might break you in half
00:12:52where ah but what a way to go
00:13:22maybe i should check that number
00:13:48how are you today mr stone stop kissing my ass
00:13:54oh god
00:14:01another long wonderful romantic evening
00:14:03good night
00:14:17good night good night mr stone cipher good night mr stone cipher it's quitting time and i don't pay any
00:14:37overtime well that's okay mr stone cipher we just have a little work to finish up suit yourselves
00:14:46god damn assholes brown nosers
00:14:57come on
00:15:16yes all right okay okay okay wait a minute let's make sure
00:15:25let's make sure
00:15:35ladies and gentlemen elvis has left the building
00:15:43larry what is it come take a look at this what is he coming back
00:15:47no i think it's that cop officer inbred no way who and what is an officer inbred just this cop who
00:15:54hassled us this morning at the donut shop before work and he's down there i don't know where is he
00:16:00he's right there what that car down there what makes you think that that's officer inbred look
00:16:05if you followed us earlier he might have followed us to work followed you why he didn't follow us
00:16:12brian just has an overactive imagination some cop car parks behind us today as we're walking right
00:16:20so brian decides that it's the same cop and he's got some personal vendetta against us
00:16:26so brian gets so excited that he takes the grass we had and he mails it to somebody we just don't
00:16:31know who that that cop was acting really strange in the donut shop brian he's a cop he shoots at
00:16:37people for a living chances are he's a little bit strange just forget about him what's he gonna
00:16:43do brian roll down his window shake his fist and shout up at us hey you kids up there you're
00:16:49having a party after hours aren't you okay come on down we're gonna take you to jail now
00:16:54now if you'll excuse me i'm going to procure us some feminine entertainment mikey women women women
00:17:03women women women we're in you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this is great
00:17:11listen i'll fill you up
00:17:33i'm going to have some fun tonight oh my gosh oh lee check that out gus what do you think huh
00:17:57shame on it we are going to have some fun tonight oh yes wow all right all right time to rock and roll
00:18:07hey thanks gus no problem just don't burn down the building on my ship all right yeah are you lovely
00:18:16ladies ready to party or what ready to party to the top of the shaft
00:18:24oh
00:18:38Why are you supporting me?
00:18:40Why are you supporting me?
00:18:42I don't know.
00:18:44Okay.
00:18:46Sorry, as long as you can,
00:18:48I'm so sorry.
00:18:50I can't ask you.
00:18:52I'm sorry.
00:18:54I'm sorry.
00:18:56I'm sorry.
00:18:58I'm sorry.
00:19:00I can't ask you.
00:19:02I can't ask you.
00:19:04I can't ask you.
00:19:06Maybe we should go down a couple floors, just to be safe.
00:19:17Tighten outside for a count of three and one.
00:19:23These last three left are bad.
00:19:26He's a lot.
00:19:28All right.
00:19:30Oh, yes.
00:19:40Howdy, officer. Can I help you?
00:19:43We got a call about some disturbances at this address.
00:19:46Is everything okay?
00:19:48Oh, sure. Everything's fine. It's been quiet as a graveyard.
00:19:51Ah!
00:19:52Well, probably just a crank call. Sorry to have fun.
00:19:58Ah, no trouble.
00:20:02Is that the game?
00:20:04Oh, yeah. It's the bottom of the ninth.
00:20:06Would you mind? I can't seem to get it on my radio.
00:20:09No, no. Come on in.
00:20:16I can't even flip on base.
00:20:18Yeah.
00:20:20And first pitch.
00:20:22Low and inside.
00:20:24It's time to party, old farts. Let's go!
00:20:28Yeah.
00:20:29Do it!
00:20:30Woo woo!
00:20:31Do it!
00:20:32Woo woo!
00:20:33Woo!
00:20:34Woo, woo, woo, woo!
00:20:35Woo!
00:20:36Woo!
00:20:38Woo!
00:20:39Woo!
00:20:40Woo!
00:20:41Woo hoo!
00:20:43Yeah.
00:20:44Yeah.
00:20:45Yeah.
00:20:46Yeah, yeah, baby.
00:20:47Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:20:48Yeah, yeah.
00:20:49Right up, y'all!
00:20:50Right up, y'all!
00:20:51You know, Gus, I saw you let those girls in.
00:21:12Oh, sure.
00:21:14Well, a couple of fellas up on seven are having a bachelor party.
00:21:17I don't think that would be in-company policy.
00:21:21Uh, how should I know?
00:21:23I don't write company policy.
00:21:26I don't even read it.
00:21:30Hey, turn that back on.
00:21:32I, for one, am sure that taking bribes is not in company policy.
00:21:37What are you talking about?
00:21:39I saw you take money from that kid.
00:21:43Oh, so he owed me a few dollars.
00:21:47So what?
00:21:48Now, come on, turn that back on.
00:21:50I'm serious.
00:21:51Well, I'm serious, too.
00:21:52I could run you in for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
00:21:57What minors?
00:21:59They're all over 21 up there.
00:22:01Now, Jesus, relax, will you?
00:22:03They're just having some fun.
00:22:04Fun?
00:22:05Fun?
00:22:06Oh, yeah.
00:22:07It's all fun and games, isn't it?
00:22:10Until someone loses an eye.
00:22:15I'll be right back.
00:22:17Well, I'm serious.
00:22:17Why don't you keep an eye out while I'm gone?
00:22:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:22:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:22:27seven floor going up linens lingerie eviscerated women
00:22:41hey what's this guy's name again his name's gus gus okay no problem i'll be right back
00:22:49don't do anything i wouldn't do i'm gonna go with these girls i would do anything carry on
00:22:57what if ingrid finds out about the party idiots
00:23:14what the hell is this
00:23:20oh come on
00:23:29oh that's really funny
00:23:37come on i got beautiful names upstairs
00:23:44fuck
00:23:51uh
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00:24:02uh
00:24:06uh
00:24:10uh
00:24:16uh
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00:24:37uh
00:24:56uh
00:24:58uh
00:25:00i really gotta lose some weight
00:25:02uh
00:25:09i think i'll take the stairs
00:25:13yo gus
00:25:15excuse me
00:25:16excuse me
00:25:17excuse me
00:25:19oh
00:25:21i'm sorry i didn't hear you come in
00:25:24is
00:25:25everything okay up there
00:25:27yeah everything's fine
00:25:28well one of the guys little paranoid about his wife finding out about the party and they
00:25:33were wondering if it was you that was sending the elevator up and down
00:25:35well not me and i think i'm the only one down here
00:25:40but wait a minute
00:25:42was it the one on the left
00:25:44yeah it was
00:25:45well there you go
00:25:46see that one's been acting screwy all day long
00:25:49those assholes in maintenance forgot to put an out of order sign on every floor
00:25:56i hope you didn't try to come down on that one
00:25:59yeah well i did i got stuck between floors i had to crawl my way out
00:26:02oh
00:26:03sorry to hear that
00:26:05well just remember to try the one on the right when you go back up it's working fine
00:26:10and uh
00:26:11don't worry
00:26:12i'm gonna get all over those assholes tomorrow i got stuck in there myself last night
00:26:16oh good now i don't feel so bad okay well thanks a lot buddy see you later
00:26:21uh
00:26:22how's the party
00:26:23oh the party's great
00:26:25ah i'm sorry i didn't ask you can i get you anything
00:26:28whatever you want we got blondes brunettes
00:26:31got any booze
00:26:33got booze
00:26:34what's your poison friend
00:26:36scotch
00:26:37scotch you got it
00:26:38i guess you need a little something to get you through the night must be pretty boring
00:26:41all by yourself huh
00:26:43oh no
00:26:45i've always been good at killing time
00:26:51be right back
00:27:00yeah
00:27:01oh
00:27:02oh
00:27:03oh
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00:27:12oh
00:27:17oh
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00:27:20oh
00:27:28oh
00:27:29oh
00:27:33oh
00:27:34oh
00:27:35oh
00:27:37oh
00:27:38okay
00:27:39Holy shit.
00:28:04Somebody, this is a no-stopping zone.
00:28:09Oh, man, am I glad to see you.
00:28:11Here.
00:28:14Thanks.
00:28:17Yeah!
00:28:26Going down.
00:28:28Drink the pill.
00:28:31By the way, kid, thanks for the booze, but, uh,
00:28:36I never drink when I'm on duty.
00:28:45Larry, you might be stuck in the elevator again.
00:28:48Then we got a better boy-girl ratio.
00:28:51I still think we should check.
00:28:53Brian, relax. He's just fine.
00:29:08Larry?
00:29:09Larry, come take a look at this.
00:29:11What is it now?
00:29:14That is weird.
00:29:15Who the hell would be sending us their chest?
00:29:18Larry, I think it's that cop.
00:29:21I doubt if Officer Inbred has a fax machine in his car.
00:29:25His car?
00:29:27His car is still there.
00:29:31Brian, don't hyperventilate, okay?
00:29:33I mean, think about it, huh?
00:29:35Who wears a badge and coincidentally knows that we're up here?
00:29:40Gus.
00:29:42Gus the Night Watch?
00:29:43Bingo!
00:29:44Give that man a seagull.
00:29:47They probably were finishing that bottle of scotch
00:29:49and they decided to mess with your mind.
00:30:00See?
00:30:01What did I tell ya?
00:30:08Knock yourself out, big guy.
00:30:11Brian and I'll take care of these two lovely ladies.
00:30:14Hey, you've already said that part.
00:30:16He he he.
00:30:17He he he.
00:30:46You know, I'm beginning to suspect foreplay.
00:30:58You know, I'm beginning to suspect foreplay.
00:31:16I mean, I mean, I'm under a car, exactly.
00:31:17I don't care.
00:31:18But I don't care.
00:31:19There you go.
00:31:20Go, go.
00:31:21I can't see.
00:31:22It's not what it looks like.
00:31:47Oh, uh, it doesn't look like anything, really.
00:31:51She tripped.
00:31:52She fell, and I was trying to help her up.
00:31:55No, it was my fault.
00:31:57I should have knocked.
00:31:58I was just looking for a stapler.
00:32:00Anyway, carry on.
00:32:03Have a good time.
00:32:06You know what I mean.
00:32:11She tripped.
00:32:12Oh, great.
00:32:27The stapler.
00:32:28I got an idea.
00:32:38I got an idea.
00:32:54What?
00:32:56Let's go up to the roof.
00:32:58Let's go up to the roof.
00:33:04I'm so damn funny.
00:33:07You're a genius.
00:33:08Don't do it.
00:33:09Oh, yeah.
00:33:12What's your biggest problem?
00:33:13Oh, yeah.
00:33:14Oh, yeah.
00:33:15Oh, yeah.
00:33:16Oh, yeah.
00:33:16Oh, yeah.
00:33:17Oh, yeah.
00:33:18Oh, yeah.
00:33:18Oh, yeah.
00:33:20Oh, yeah.
00:33:22Come on, come on.
00:33:52I'm sorry. You startled me.
00:34:04Well, hello there, officer.
00:34:07Pretty nice night we're having tonight.
00:34:10Sure looks pretty out.
00:34:13You little punk.
00:34:15You're drunk and disorderly.
00:34:17And we can't have that.
00:34:19Hey.
00:34:20Hey.
00:34:22I may very well be drunk, officer, but I am not dis...
00:34:26And what would Ingrid say if she could see you now?
00:34:30Ingrid?
00:34:47Extremely strange because you're dead.
00:34:50You have the right to an attorney.
00:34:52If that's a lot of good, it'll do you because you're dead.
00:34:57You understand these rights?
00:35:02Are you even listening to me?
00:35:05You're not being very cooperative.
00:35:09I hate to kick a man when he's dead.
00:35:17They just don't put up much of a fight.
00:35:20You act like trash.
00:35:44You get treated like trash.
00:35:45You get treated like trash.
00:35:47Oh my god!
00:35:51Oh my god!
00:35:52Oh my god!
00:35:53What the hell is it now?
00:35:54I'm pretty sure that I saw a body fall past the window.
00:35:57A body?
00:35:58That's what it looks.
00:35:59I don't see any body down...
00:36:01What the hell does this mean, Larry?
00:36:08Maybe he's trying to tell us not to drive drunk.
00:36:10Shit for brains.
00:36:11Shit for brains.
00:36:17Well, now we know where Mike is.
00:36:18He's down in the coffee room with Gary and Lisa.
00:36:19You feel better now?
00:36:20Yeah, I guess I do get a little paranoid sometimes, Larry.
00:36:21Yeah, and the Pope is a little angry.
00:36:22I don't know.
00:36:23I don't know.
00:36:24I don't know.
00:36:25I don't know.
00:36:26I don't know.
00:36:27I don't know.
00:36:28I don't know.
00:36:29I don't know.
00:36:30I don't know.
00:36:31I don't know.
00:36:32I don't know.
00:36:33I don't know.
00:36:34I don't know.
00:36:35I don't know.
00:36:36I don't know.
00:36:37Well, now we know where Mike is.
00:36:39He's down in the coffee room with Gary and Lisa.
00:36:41You feel better now?
00:36:42Yeah, I guess I do get a little paranoid sometimes, Larry.
00:36:45Yeah, and the Pope is a little Catholic.
00:36:47Hey, tell you what.
00:36:48Since we know where they are, why don't you run down there,
00:36:50and we'll really get this party started.
00:36:52Okay.
00:36:53Okay.
00:37:03Don't be such a nanny, Brian.
00:37:09Everything's okay, Brian.
00:37:10It's okay.
00:37:11It's okay.
00:37:12Okay.
00:37:23Get a hold of yourself, Brian.
00:37:24Now you're getting freaked out by bad Rococo art.
00:37:34Is everyone decent in there?
00:37:36Well, I guess that's a bit much to ask from you guys.
00:37:39Is everyone dressed in there at least?
00:37:44Mike?
00:37:45Gary?
00:37:46Anyone?
00:37:49Terrific.
00:37:50I'll wear you guys now.
00:37:53Oh, I've got a really bad feeling about this.
00:38:23Hey, welcome back, Brian.
00:38:24Hey, what's wrong?
00:38:25I don't see anything, Brian.
00:38:26I mean, the place could definitely use a little bit of tidying up.
00:38:28Oh, come on.
00:38:29Look around.
00:38:30You notice anything strange?
00:38:32Hey, Mike has freckles.
00:38:33You know, I never notice that.
00:38:34I'm serious, Larry.
00:38:35Brian, I'm sorry.
00:38:36I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking for.
00:38:37How long does it take to make this many pictures?
00:38:38I don't know.
00:38:39Maybe five or ten minutes.
00:38:40And look at these pictures.
00:38:41Now, does Mike look any different than any of these?
00:38:42I don't know.
00:38:43Is he wearing a funny hat or something?
00:38:44He hasn't moved.
00:38:45Yeah, he hasn't moved.
00:38:46Yeah, he hasn't moved.
00:38:47Yeah, he hasn't moved.
00:38:48I mean, the place could definitely use a little bit of tidying up.
00:38:49What are you trying to say?
00:38:50Yeah, what are you saying, Brian?
00:38:51Look at the pictures.
00:38:52He looks dead.
00:38:53Oh, my God.
00:38:54Wait a second.
00:38:55You're getting too excited about this.
00:38:56I'm sorry.
00:38:57I'm sorry.
00:38:58I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking for.
00:38:59How long does it take to make this many pictures?
00:39:01I don't know.
00:39:02Maybe five or ten minutes.
00:39:03And look at these pictures.
00:39:04Now, does Mike look any different than any of these?
00:39:05I don't know.
00:39:06Is he wearing a funny hat or something?
00:39:07He hasn't moved.
00:39:08Yeah, he hasn't moved.
00:39:09He hasn't moved one muscle.
00:39:10What are you trying to say?
00:39:11Yeah, what are you saying, Brian?
00:39:12Look at the pictures.
00:39:13He looks dead.
00:39:14Oh, my God.
00:39:15Wait a second.
00:39:19Look, I'll show you how he did it, okay?
00:39:21Yeah.
00:39:30What did you do with my undies?
00:39:32Told them off in a fit of unbridled passion?
00:39:35No, I mean, where did you put them?
00:39:38I don't know.
00:39:39Were you wearing any?
00:39:40Oh, no.
00:39:41I remember.
00:39:42You took them off in the copyright.
00:39:44Oh, yes.
00:39:45I remember that.
00:39:46Well, would you go and get them?
00:39:48Why me?
00:39:49Well, because you're the guy and because you're already wearing your undies.
00:39:55All right.
00:39:56All right.
00:39:57Man's work is never done.
00:40:00Tony give me my underwear.
00:40:02Tony give me multiple orgasms.
00:40:04Work, work, work.
00:40:05Well, I certainly didn't hear you complaining.
00:40:09I didn't say I didn't know if it could work.
00:40:13You know, adultery is still illegal in a lot of states.
00:40:23I'll bet that's smart, doesn't it?
00:40:27Now, now.
00:40:28Wouldn't want to have to separate you two.
00:40:32Now, that's what I like to see.
00:40:35Just stuck together till the very end.
00:40:38See?
00:40:48The grain is different.
00:40:51What?
00:40:52The grain is different.
00:40:53When you make a copy of a copy, the grain is different.
00:40:56There's lower resolution.
00:40:57Look at this.
00:40:58Look at this smear.
00:40:59What smear?
00:41:00Right there.
00:41:01There's something on the glass.
00:41:02Oh, my God.
00:41:03And I suppose I'm imagining that.
00:41:04It doesn't mean anything, Brian.
00:41:05It could be strawberry jam.
00:41:06And it could be blood.
00:41:07Oh, come on.
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:09Maybe somebody got a paper cut or something.
00:41:10Come on.
00:41:11Reality check time here.
00:41:12There are no bodies.
00:41:13If Gary and Mike are dead, then where are they?
00:41:16Oh, come on.
00:41:17Yeah.
00:41:18Maybe somebody got a paper cut or something.
00:41:20Come on.
00:41:21Reality check time here.
00:41:22There are no bodies.
00:41:24If Gary and Mike are dead, then where are they?
00:41:27Give me a break.
00:41:37This is not Friday the 13th part infinity here.
00:41:40If there are any bodies in there, they're not going to fall out of me.
00:41:45Then open it.
00:41:46Okay.
00:41:47I will.
00:41:48Wait, wait.
00:41:49I'm scared.
00:41:50Oh, come on.
00:41:51This is ridiculous.
00:41:52Watch.
00:41:53I'll show you.
00:41:57...
00:42:05Are we satisfied yet?
00:42:06There is no psychotic murder running loose in the building.
00:42:14Oh my god, I was right! I'm never right, but now I am right!
00:42:44I didn't think I heard something!
00:42:51Oh my god!
00:42:59Wait! Just get in here!
00:43:14What the hell are you doing in Blake? What the hell are you doing here?
00:43:25I'm working late! Who are they? Why aren't they dressed?
00:43:29They're dressed! They're just dressed scantily!
00:43:31Oh my god, you scared the shit out of us!
00:43:33Well, I'm glad I could return the favor. What's going on here anyway? I mean, you look terrible.
00:43:38I was going, um, how do I say this?
00:43:41Mike and Gary are dead!
00:43:43What?
00:43:44Shh! The killer is in the building! That's what we're doing in here!
00:43:49We're hiding! Christ, and Mike and Gary are dead!
00:43:52Oh no, no, no, no, wait, wait!
00:43:55And the fucking night watchman Gus is dead! Us!
00:44:02You remember the fax with the badge?
00:44:04Oh shit!
00:44:05What about Lisa? She was with Gary!
00:44:07We're just gonna have to hope that she's okay!
00:44:10Wait a minute, you guys are serious, aren't you?
00:44:13Yeah!
00:44:14We found Mike and Gary in the coffee room dead!
00:44:19I'm calling the cops!
00:44:30It's dead!
00:44:31Oh, big surprise! It's a big surprise!
00:44:34Okay, let's not panic! Let's just stay quiet, stick together and get out of the door!
00:44:38Okay, let's go now!
00:44:40Oh shit, I almost forgot!
00:44:41What?
00:44:42Chloe Wilson and Tony Michaels are here too!
00:44:44No, no, no, no! Tony had something important to do tonight!
00:44:47Yeah! Chloe!
00:44:49Tony and Chloe are...
00:44:51You didn't know that?
00:44:52No! Tony's married!
00:44:54So is Chloe! That's why they're doing it at the office!
00:44:58I walked in on them a while ago upstairs. We have to warn them!
00:45:02Okay, but if we do that, we do it together!
00:45:04No, no, no! I don't want to go upstairs, please!
00:45:07Wait...
00:45:08Do you want to go downstairs alone?
00:45:10Can't we just call them or something? I mean, they must have an extension...
00:45:13The phone is out, remember?
00:45:15Oh, God!
00:45:16Okay, okay, okay! Let's just go find Tony and Chloe and get the hell out of here now!
00:45:20Okay, let's go!
00:45:21Let's go!
00:45:24Just one floor up, right?
00:45:26Oh, no!
00:45:39Get your clothes on, guys! We're coming in!
00:45:45Oh, my God!
00:45:46Oh, shit, man!
00:45:51I said it before and I'm gonna say it again! Let's get the hell out of here!
00:45:57Everything okay up here?
00:45:59Oh, thank God the police are here.
00:46:01I never thought I'd be glad to see this guy again.
00:46:03We got a call about a disturbance distress.
00:46:07Disturbance? Disturbance! You can say that again! Look!
00:46:14Oh, man. It's a sick fucking world.
00:46:19Who were they?
00:46:20Chloe Wilson and Tony Michaels.
00:46:23They work here.
00:46:25I mean...
00:46:27They worked here.
00:46:28And we found two bodies in the copy room!
00:46:32Plus...
00:46:33Gus the Night Watchman!
00:46:34We think!
00:46:36Well, that would explain why he wasn't at his post when I came in.
00:46:40And a friend of ours is missing!
00:46:41A girl?
00:46:42Yes!
00:46:43She's probably the one who called the report in.
00:46:47She's okay.
00:46:49Thank God.
00:46:51Can we get out of her now?
00:46:52Well, we don't know where he is right now.
00:46:55So the safest place for you folks is to be with me.
00:46:58Do we know who's doing this?
00:47:01Joe Vickers.
00:47:03One of the most twisted psychopaths we've ever come in contact with.
00:47:07Notice the pentagram.
00:47:09Vickers is a Satan worshiper.
00:47:11Must make him real strong because the last time we had to deal with him, he got shot six times and stabbed in the stomach by a long wooden stake.
00:47:22And I mean all the way through.
00:47:25Kinda like your friends here.
00:47:26And that didn't kill him?
00:47:27Barely slowed him down.
00:47:29The kids that did it to him left him for dead and went for help.
00:47:34And when we got there, we couldn't find a body.
00:47:38We assumed he was dead.
00:47:41Until the killing started again.
00:47:44When was that?
00:47:46Oh...
00:47:48Just this evening.
00:47:50We found the body of your friend in the dumpster outside.
00:47:54Our friend?
00:47:56The brunette.
00:47:58I'm assuming she's your friend because all three of you are dressed alike.
00:48:03Wait a minute.
00:48:05I thought you said she was the one that called this in.
00:48:08I thought you said she was okay.
00:48:11How the hell should I know? What if I got crystal balls?
00:48:13But you said that...
00:48:14I don't care what I said.
00:48:17Are you trying to impede my investigation?
00:48:20No sir, I just want...
00:48:21Shut up!
00:48:22None of you is...
00:48:25Above suspicion?
00:48:27I thought you said it was this Vickers guy.
00:48:30No.
00:48:32You're confused little lady.
00:48:35Police officer Joe Vickers.
00:48:40At your service.
00:48:41Now.
00:48:46Where was I?
00:48:48Oh yeah.
00:48:50I was gonna show you my scar.
00:48:52Now!
00:48:54The cops are killing us! Get the hell out of here!
00:48:56We still have a chance!
00:48:57I should have told you.
00:48:59I'll never take a desk job.
00:49:01No!
00:49:03Larry!
00:49:04I'll never take a desk job.
00:49:06No!
00:49:08No!
00:49:10Larry!
00:49:11No!
00:49:14!
00:49:15No!
00:49:16Burn in hell, you little mini.
00:49:46Hurry, he's coming!
00:50:08Oh, girls!
00:50:15What are you running for?
00:50:20I'm just gonna read to your rights!
00:50:40Look out, you guys, look out!
00:50:43Break the glass!
00:50:46The cabin is full of gold!
00:50:48No!
00:50:52Oh, no!
00:50:53Oh, no!
00:51:02All right, come get it, you asshole!
00:51:08I don't know, he didn't come out!
00:51:17How are we gonna get out of here?
00:51:20I think there's a fire exit somewhere!
00:51:22Where?
00:51:23I don't know, there's never been a fire!
00:51:25Oh, God!
00:51:26I'm gonna have to go look for it!
00:51:27We don't know where he is!
00:51:29I know he's not in the lobby, I can see the lobby!
00:51:32Did he shoot the guys? I heard some shots!
00:51:35I don't know!
00:51:36Oh, my God, he's gonna shoot up!
00:51:38He's gonna shoot!
00:51:39Not if we can get our way out of here!
00:51:41I'm gonna look for another exit!
00:51:42You wanna come with me?
00:51:43You guys wanna stay here!
00:51:44I don't wanna stay here!
00:51:45Me either!
00:51:46All right, all right, follow me!
00:51:48Oh, Shirley, take your time!
00:51:51Shut up, Cindy!
00:51:52We're gonna have to go back up to the third floor
00:51:54and try and get out to the garage!
00:51:56Terrific!
00:51:57Does that mean we're gonna have to take the stairs?
00:51:58That or the elevator!
00:52:00Personally, I think we're gonna get around the stairs!
00:52:03Come on!
00:52:04Let's go!
00:52:18There's nobody out here!
00:52:19There's nobody out here!
00:52:20There's nobody out here!
00:52:21There's nobody out here!
00:52:22There's nobody out here alive on that floor!
00:52:24How do you know?
00:52:25Trust me!
00:52:32Drop it!
00:52:33Drop the gun!
00:52:34If I kill, I will!
00:52:36Let her go!
00:52:37Oh, my God!
00:52:39Now, I'll splatter her brains all over this wall
00:52:41if you don't drop that gun!
00:52:43Oh, my God!
00:52:45You'll be hating yourself, dear!
00:52:47Don't kill me!
00:52:49Please, don't kill me!
00:52:51Look, I'm not putting this gun down!
00:52:53You let her go,
00:52:55and we'll let you walk out of here!
00:52:57Oh!
00:52:58You'll let me, will ya?
00:53:00Oh, that's rich!
00:53:02Alright!
00:53:03Just to let you know that
00:53:05I'm a serious guy!
00:53:12Now, I will splatter her brains, too,
00:53:14if you don't put the gun down!
00:53:16But if you do,
00:53:18I promise I won't shoot her!
00:53:21I've already reached my quota today!
00:53:23Okay!
00:53:24Let her go!
00:53:25Please!
00:53:26Kick it over here!
00:53:27Thank you!
00:53:29Now let her go!
00:53:30You've got to listen more carefully to what people say!
00:53:31I never said I'd let her go!
00:53:32You've got to listen more carefully to what people say!
00:53:33I never said I'd let her go!
00:53:35I never said I'd let her go!
00:53:37I only said I wouldn't shoot!
00:53:38I only said I wouldn't shoot!
00:53:39Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:53:40Ha, ha, ha!
00:53:41Ha, ha, ha!
00:53:42I never said I'd let her go!
00:53:43I only said I wouldn't shoot!
00:53:44Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:53:45How's the party, girls?
00:53:46Having fun yet?
00:53:47I'm not.
00:53:48I'm not.
00:53:49I'm not.
00:53:50I'm not.
00:53:51I'm not.
00:53:52I'm not.
00:53:53I'm not.
00:53:54I'm not.
00:53:55I'm not.
00:53:56I'm not.
00:53:57I'm not.
00:53:58I'm not.
00:53:59I'm not.
00:54:00I'm not.
00:54:01I'm not.
00:54:02I'm not.
00:54:03I'm not.
00:54:04You said I'd let her go.
00:54:05I only said I wouldn't shoot!
00:54:06Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:54:09How's the party, girls?
00:54:12Having fun yet?
00:54:13Nice chaps.
00:54:16No!
00:54:17Come out, come out, wherever you are.
00:54:47Olly olly oxen free?
00:54:54You can run.
00:55:00You can't hide.
00:55:05Assaulting an officer?
00:55:20That's serious fence.
00:55:23What are you gonna do now?
00:55:26Call the cops?
00:55:27No, I'm gonna send you back to hell, you twisted shit.
00:55:31Whoops.
00:55:33Silly me.
00:55:35I forgot to reload.
00:55:52Oh yes, this is gonna be fun.
00:55:57Oh God, this is gonna have to do it.
00:56:12Oh God, this is gonna have to do it.
00:56:18No, no, no!
00:56:28Oh God!
00:56:30Oh God!
00:56:31Oh God!
00:56:33No!
00:56:35No!
00:56:36No!
00:56:37No!
00:56:39No!
00:56:40No!
00:56:41No!
00:56:43No!
00:56:44I'm here, ding dong, ding if I'm calling, candy grab, here's Joey, come on out, I know
00:57:07you're in here, I've got a search warrant, I'm not gonna hurt you, you know, I really think
00:57:24that we should talk about all those unpaid parking tickets,
00:57:37I'm not gonna hurt you to get even, oh no, that would be childish, I'm gonna hurt you just
00:58:03because it's gonna hurt you, are you waving your right to an attorney, what about your phone
00:58:18call, you get one phone call, you know, no, well whatever you say, she waves her right
00:58:31to a phone call, wait a minute, the verdict is in, oh too bad, it's the death penalty,
00:58:45one at a point, one at a point, the suspect is blonde and considered extremely fucking stupid,
00:58:54you know, they just don't make elevators like they used to, do they, you always end up getting
00:59:19a shaft, ha ha ha, all right, this is the police, come out with your hands where we can see it,
00:59:43damn, that always works with TV, ah, ha ha ha, of course, where else would a lady like yourself
00:59:56be, you're powdering your nose, can't have a shiny nose, can we, not when I'm gonna cut your head off
01:00:05a little on a goddamn steak, and parade around town with it, eat this you gargoyle,
01:00:12aahh, Walupe
01:00:28aahh, ahh, ah, ahh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:00:34Aaaahhh, Jhin, the aaaahhh,
01:00:38I guess you got the shaft in the end, huh?
01:00:41Oh, God.
01:01:08Oh, God.
01:01:38I'm sorry.
01:01:40You okay?
01:01:41I'm sorry.
01:01:42I didn't mean to do that.
01:01:46Where is he?
01:01:47No, it's okay.
01:01:47Where is he?
01:01:48His dad.
01:01:48I killed him.
01:01:49It's all right.
01:01:50You killed him?
01:01:50Oh, God.
01:01:51You okay?
01:01:52You killed him.
01:01:52I'm shot.
01:01:53Yes.
01:01:54I'm okay.
01:01:56I stopped the bleeding.
01:01:57What is it?
01:01:58We'll get the hell out of here, huh?
01:01:59Yeah.
01:02:00Yeah, I'm up for that.
01:02:00Oh, I'm so glad you're alive.
01:02:02Come on.
01:02:03Let me help you.
01:02:05Wait.
01:02:06No.
01:02:08You okay?
01:02:10Easy.
01:02:11Just go slower.
01:02:12I'm okay.
01:02:13Okay.
01:02:22Oh, shit.
01:02:23I completely forgot.
01:02:24We can't get out this way.
01:02:25So it would seem.
01:02:26You're bleeding again.
01:02:28Look, we're going to have to go up to the street before we get out of the garage.
01:02:30You think you're up to it?
01:02:31After tonight, there will be a cakewalk.
01:02:35I'll get the elevator.
01:02:41Oh, shit.
01:02:42I almost forgot the elevator's not working either.
01:02:44We've got to go up the stickers.
01:02:45Baby.
01:02:46Oh, shit.
01:03:09You.
01:03:10You.
01:03:14You, you I'm gonna kill with my bare hands.
01:03:17And it is not gonna be quick.
01:03:37Sure.
01:03:44Remember what I said about not holding a grudge?
01:03:48Ha-ha! I lied!
01:04:06And you, it's your turn. Come here.
01:04:09Ha-ha!
01:04:11Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:04:13Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:04:15I see you!
01:04:16Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:04:23Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:04:25Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:04:27Ah!
01:04:33Burn these bitches!
01:04:35Bitch, good thing you're wearing black, she's going to a funeral, yours.
01:05:05Please, somebody help me, please, somebody help me, please, somebody, please, please, please,
01:05:33somebody help me.
01:05:45Please, somebody help me.
01:05:55Please, somebody help me.
01:06:01Please! No!
01:06:04Please! No!
01:06:17What the hell's going on out there?
01:06:25Hey, what the hell's he doing here?
01:06:27Oh, my God. That's a cop.
01:06:35You've beaten the shit out of her.
01:06:37Let's go.
01:06:52Stop it!
01:06:54Jesus Christ!
01:06:55Hey, leave her alone!
01:06:57Hey, cut it out!
01:06:58Back off, asshole!
01:06:59I don't care what she's done.
01:07:01Jesus, you're a mess, officer.
01:07:03Go to hell.
01:07:06You're all under arrest for first look!
01:07:12Get him!
01:07:13Get him!
01:07:14Get him!
01:07:15Get him!
01:07:16Get him!
01:07:17Get him!
01:07:18Get him!
01:07:19Bring him!
01:07:20Get him!
01:07:21Go to the joint.
01:07:22Drop the head!
01:07:23Go to the joint!
01:07:24Get up!
01:07:25Get him!
01:07:26Get him!
01:07:27Get him!
01:07:28Get him!
01:07:29Go to the joint!
01:07:30Go to the joint!
01:07:31Get him!
01:07:32Get him!
01:07:35Come over the joint!
01:07:36Get him!
01:07:40Latras ahead!
01:07:42Take-up, grit!
01:07:44Young, kick him!
01:07:45Put that pitch to the ground!
01:07:46higher!
01:07:51Get his arm down!
01:07:58Ball in!
01:08:11Get his arm.
01:08:12Get his arm out, get his arm out.
01:08:14Get him down! Get him down, get his arm down! Get him down!
01:08:28Get him! Get him! Get him!
01:08:36Get him! Get him! Get him!
01:08:40Get him! Get him! Get him!
01:08:44Get him! Get him! Get him!
01:08:48Get him down! Get him!
01:08:52And that was the scene at approximately 2am this morning
01:08:56in prison coming to the aid of a woman in need
01:08:58unknowingly helped capture Officer Joe Vickers
01:09:00former police officer
01:09:02who has since gone on to infamy
01:09:04as one of the Southlands most notorious serial killers
01:09:07Vickers spent most of the preceding evening
01:09:09terrorizing the occupants of Stone Cipher Enterprises
01:09:11an office building here on mission
01:09:13from which there were only 2 survivors
01:09:15As for Vickers himself, despite the beating he took
01:09:18he remains in guarded condition at County Hospital
01:09:20Doctors are quoted as saying his survival is nothing short of a miracle
01:09:24Will you please turn that thing off?
01:09:28Yeah, I don't want to relive that again
01:09:30I have a feeling we're going to be seeing that video plenty of times
01:09:34So how are you feeling anyway?
01:09:36Like I've been shot in the shoulder and chopped with an axe
01:09:39Yeah, I know what you mean
01:09:41You know what I'm thinking though?
01:09:43Does workman's compensation cover this?
01:09:47Oh my God!
01:09:49Oh my God!
01:09:51Oh my God!
01:09:53Did you die when I said that?
01:09:56Wait till you see that, could youall?
01:09:58Oh my God!
01:09:59Oh my God!
01:10:01Oh my God!
01:10:02I'm sorry!
01:10:03Oh my God!
01:10:08Dr. Mauricio, dial 1-2-3-3-4-3-3-3-3-4-3-4-y.
01:10:11Up, up, up, up, up!
01:10:13Up, up!
01:10:15Up, up, up!
01:10:19Dr. Boris, dial one of two please.
01:10:31Dr. Kravis, you have a visitor in the main lobby.
01:10:41I'm so sorry!
01:10:43Oh, my God!
01:10:53Yeah!
01:10:55Oh, my God!
01:10:57Oh, my God!
01:11:00I love you!
01:11:02Oh, my God!
01:11:04What?
01:11:06Oh, my God.
01:11:07Oh, my God.
01:11:10guitar solo
01:11:40guitar solo
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