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Dylan
  • 06/06/2025
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00:30Sets your brain out through your mouth, hence the name
00:32It's halfway up my leg
00:33Don't worry, it's just hungry
00:34Doctor
00:35Describe the four most interesting stars you can see
00:38There's a blue one, quite big
00:40Two little yellowish ones just below
00:42A little whiskey smaller one blinking
00:43Yes, it's on the back of my neck, I can feel it
00:45Great, so the asphyxiation would kill you first
00:47Can you see a nebula?
00:49Can you see a nebula in a sort of wing shape
00:52A bit green at the end?
00:53Yes, yes I can
00:55Great, I've seen it too
00:56I wonder what it was
00:57Doctor
00:59Doctor
01:01How do we do?
01:14Oh, not a word but my spot-on
01:16Materialization skills
01:18What about all the Volosians, are they safe?
01:20Huh?
01:22Oh yeah
01:23Well, I lured their attackers halfway across the universe
01:27And drained their weapons' banks
01:28Not to mention, I also saved a schoolteacher
01:31From having her brains devoured
01:32And being asphyxiated in deep space
01:35So now, if you don't mind
01:36I'm gonna go outside, I'm gonna go outside and wipe my boot in the grass
01:38What's to stop them rear-arming and trying again?
01:49Nothing
01:50But the Volosians will be ready for them this time
01:54It's the best I could do, Clara
01:56I'm not actually the police, that's just what it says on the box
01:59You're always talking about what you can and can't do
02:01But you never tell me the rules
02:03We're time travellers
02:05We tread softly
02:07It's okay to make ripples, but not tidal waves
02:11You are a tidal wave
02:12Don't say that
02:14Doctor?
02:15No, no, not vikings
02:28I'm not in the mood for vikings
02:30You're coming with us
02:32No, I'm not
02:33You want to know why?
02:35On my face, right now, more advanced technology
02:41Then your species will manage over the next nine million years
02:49Clara
02:50Yeah?
02:51We're going with the vikings
03:11That infinitely closer it could happen
03:12Yeah?
03:12We're going with the vikings
03:13That they can turn around
03:14Bizarre
07:21Ils se sont en train de laisser derrière.
07:26Nous devons nous aider.
07:28Nous devons pas être choisi.
07:31Claire, Claire, non !
07:32Tu n'as toujours pas l'hide patch ?
07:34Claire...
07:36Pointe à mes chaînes et pensez à la parole « open ».
07:44Dis-le avec ta tête.
07:49Claire !
07:51Claire !
07:53Claire !
07:54Claire !
07:55Claire !
07:57Claire !
08:01Claire !
08:03Claire !
08:05Claire !
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12:06C'est l'heure pour votre médicament?
12:11Adrenaline, testosterone
12:13Extracted
12:14From the finest warriors
12:17Nectar
12:27Ok
12:29You mash up vikings to make warrior juice
12:31Nice
12:32They what?
12:33Why play god?
12:34What is a god but the cattle's name for farmer?
12:37What is heaven but the gilded door of the abattoir?
12:41You're not a farmer
12:41You're a thief caught in the act
12:44I don't understand
12:45Mash up
12:46What are you saying?
12:48Mash
12:48Go now
12:50Go find vikings on other planets
12:52The universe is full of testosterone
12:53Trust me, it's unbearable
12:55We won't follow you
12:56See?
12:59We don't need to fight
13:00War is our way
13:02Ask yourself, is this a war you really want?
13:04Yes
13:07You'll pay for what you have done here today
13:12I am a viking
13:13A shielder
13:14Daughter of Einar
13:15You have mocked our gods
13:18Killed our warriors
13:19And we will crush you on the field of battle
13:21That's better
13:23You are about to leave
13:24You almost had me talking
13:25Talk is for cowards
13:27No, no, no, listen to me
13:28I accept your challenge
13:30We will crush you
13:31Oh please, shut up
13:32Shall we say this time tomorrow
13:34Ten of my warriors versus the best of your village
13:37You will beg for mercy
13:38I will send you back
13:42You can inform your people of their impending destruction
13:46Why are you doing this?
13:48Why, elves
13:50The joy of war
13:53Can't you see it
13:55On my face
13:57A child
14:16Clara, Clara
14:19I'm not a hugger
14:25Ah
14:26No
14:27This is not a hug
14:28Who are the others?
14:33Sorry, father
14:34I looked them up in my 2,000 year diary
14:36Okay
14:36They are called the Maya
14:38Listen
14:38They are one of the deadliest warrior races in the entire galaxy
14:41Okay
14:41But they're practical
14:41They get what they want and then they go
14:43You persuaded them to go, didn't you?
14:44I knew that you would
14:45The deadliest warrior race in the galaxy
14:47One of them, yes, why?
14:49Because I think this village just declared war on them
14:51They're coming here tomorrow
14:56Ten of them
14:56To kill everybody in the village
14:58Shilda
15:00Is this true?
15:03It's my fault
15:03Not every misfortune that befalls this village is down to you
15:08She thinks she brings us bad luck
15:11What bad luck?
15:12You haven't had any bad luck
15:13You're fine
15:14We're about to be attacked by
15:15Yes, yes, yes, yes
15:17With a whole day to spare
15:19So leave
15:20Hop it
15:22Take off
15:22Into the woods
15:24Split up, hide
15:25Hang about there for a week
15:26Come back home
15:27Make puddings and babies
15:28That's basically what you do, isn't it?
15:30You cannot leave this village
15:31Yes, you can
15:34Just pick a direction
15:36Fly like a bird
15:38Run like a nose
15:39It's probably a vikings saying
15:40I haven't checked that yet
15:41No
15:42We will fight
15:44All right
15:45Really?
15:47Well, I don't know if you remember
15:49But they actually took away all your fighters
15:50So, what are you?
15:53Farmers
15:54Fishermen
15:55Web designers
15:56Maybe not that last one
15:58We are vikings
16:02Okay
16:06Tell me this
16:09How many people here
16:11Have actually
16:12Held a sword in battle?
16:16By show of hands
16:17Mm-hmm
16:21Yeah, baby
16:23The Maya
16:39Are coming
16:40For each
16:42And every
16:43One of you
16:44So what are you going to do?
16:46Raise crops at them?
16:47If necessary
16:48I think he was being sarcastic
16:51We're not cowards
16:51We do not run
16:53And a death in battle
16:54Is a death with honor
16:56Aye
16:57Do babies die
17:04With honor?
17:13I am afraid
17:14Mother
17:15Hold me, mother
17:19I am afraid
17:22He speaks, baby
17:25Turn your face towards me, mother
17:28For you
17:28You're beautiful
17:32And I will sing for you
17:37I am afraid
17:40But I will sing
17:43Baby singlet laughter
17:46Is singing
17:47Did you know that?
17:49I applaud your courage
17:50But I deplore your stupidity
17:53And I will mourn
17:54Your deaths
17:55Which will be terrifying
17:56Painful
17:58And
17:58Without honor
18:01Stay
18:08You could help us
18:11I know you could
18:13I told you to run
18:13That's all the help you need
18:16That's all the help you get
18:20The earth is safe
18:35Humanity is not in danger
18:36It's just one village
18:40Just one village
18:43Suppose I saved it
18:44By some miracle
18:46No TARDIS
18:47No SONIC
18:47Just one village
18:50Defeats the Maya
18:51What then?
18:55Word gets a run
18:56Earth becomes a target
18:58Of strategic value
18:59And the Maya
19:00Come back
19:01And God knows what else
19:03Ripples
19:06Into tidal waves
19:07Until everybody dies
19:10What's it saying?
19:22She
19:22She's afraid
19:24Babies sense danger
19:26They have to
19:27Tell me
19:28Mother I hear thunder
19:32Mother I hear shouting
19:34You are my world
19:35But I hear other worlds now
19:37Beyond the
19:39Enfolding of your smile
19:43Is there other kindness?
19:48I'm afraid
19:51Will they be kind?
19:54The sky is crying now
19:56Fire in the water
19:58Fire in the water
20:03Fire in the water
20:03You just decided to stay
20:13The baby stopped crying
20:20So
20:30When I say move
20:32You move
20:32When I say jump
20:34You say how high?
20:35Unless it's across a gap
20:36Of some kind
20:36Which of course means
20:37You jump horizontally
20:39Yes
20:39What is it lofty?
20:41Sorry
20:41My name's not actually
20:42Lofty
20:43It's bro
20:44No it's not
20:45It's lofty
20:45I've got too much to think about
20:47Without everybody having their own names
20:48So it's lofty
20:49You're lofty
20:51You're Daphne
20:52You're noggin the nog
20:53ZZ Top
20:55And you're uh
20:57Heidi
21:00So
21:02We'll try that again
21:03Lofty
21:05What is it?
21:06Sorry sir
21:06It's just
21:07Why aren't we practicing
21:08With real swords?
21:10Yes
21:10Perhaps you'd like to feel this one
21:12Limpy
21:13Because we can't be trusted with them
21:16That's right
21:17Yes
21:17You'll be giving your real swords back
21:20When you can prove
21:21That you can wave them around
21:22Without lopping bits off yourself
21:24Heidi
21:24Why are your eyes closed?
21:26Sorry sir
21:27Just not that good
21:28With the sight of blood
21:29No
21:31Of course you're not
21:33Swords against those creatures
21:36That won't work will it?
21:37It's just warming up
21:39He hasn't got a plan yet
21:41But he will have
21:43And it will be spectacular
21:46Enough theory
21:52I'm handing out the real swords
21:53That could have gone better
22:02Good morning
22:05What happened?
22:08The big bang
22:09Dinosaurs
22:10Bipeds
22:11And mounting sense of futility
22:13More recently
22:14Juggles hit Lofty over the head
22:16On his helmet
22:17With his sword
22:18Which knocked him out
22:19There was a little blood
22:20Which you saw
22:21And did that
22:22Only the first time you did it
22:25You knocked a torch
22:26On to some hay
22:27Which spooked a horse
22:27Who kicked open the gate
22:28And I'm
22:29Sure that you can fill in the rest
22:32Weird sound in thunder
22:55Yeah
22:57It's not thunder
22:58It's the weapon
23:00Forges of the mire
23:01Making sure we hear them
23:04Well
23:06Well
23:07Heidi faints at the mention of blood
23:09Not just the sight anymore
23:11He's actually upgraded his phobia
23:12Chuckles
23:13He questions
23:15Every single order you give him
23:16Which is going to be a little
23:17Little bit difficult
23:18A little bit tricky
23:19In the heat of battle
23:20I keep waiting to hear
23:21What your real plan is
23:22Teaching them to fight
23:23That's the only plan I've got
23:25Turning them into fighters
23:26It's not like you
23:28Yeah
23:28I used to believe that too
23:30What happened?
23:31You
23:31Or Clara Oswald
23:35What have I made of you?
23:39Doesn't matter
23:40How well you train them
23:41It's not going to make a difference
23:42They'll die fighting
23:43With honor
23:43To a viking
23:44That's all the difference
23:45In the world
23:45Good death
23:46Is that the best they can hope for?
23:48Good death is best
23:49Anyone can hope for
23:50Unless you happen to be immortal
23:52Sorry
23:55No problem
23:56Night
23:59You've made an impact there
24:00Stop it
24:01Watch is nice
24:02Fight you for it
24:03The human race
24:04You're obsessed
24:05You all need to get a hobby
24:07I've got a hobby
24:07Thanks
24:09It's you, by the way
24:11We'll get a new one
24:13Not this
24:15Tomorrow is going to be a blood bath
24:16Don't even ask
24:17These people all died
24:18Hundreds of years
24:18Before you were even born
24:19I'm not running
24:20I have a duty of care
24:21No you don't
24:21Because I never asked for that
24:23Every time we do something like this
24:24I keep thinking
24:24What if something happens to you
24:26Stop thinking about me
24:27And start thinking about them
24:28Because you're missing something
24:29What?
24:29How you're going to win
24:30You always miss it?
24:31You always miss it
24:32Right up until the last minute
24:33So put down your sword
24:34Stop playing soldier
24:35And look for it
24:37Start winning, doctor
24:39It's what you're good at
24:41So
24:42We meet again, fake Odin
24:44Valhalla burns around you
24:47Your army is destroyed
24:50And now it is time
24:52For you to die
24:53How long have you been there?
24:57What's that?
24:58Is that a puppet?
24:59Oh, I love puppets
25:00I make puppets sometimes
25:02When I'm
25:02Frightened?
25:04When the raiding parties go out
25:05I make up stories about their battles
25:08Because if you make up the right story
25:10Then you think it'll keep them safe
25:12And they'll all come home
25:13That's okay
25:14You're not the first person
25:16Who ever have done that
25:17Why are you here?
25:20I'm looking for something I'm missing
25:22What do you think our chances are tomorrow?
25:32We'll be cut down like corn
25:34By this time tomorrow
25:37Every single one of us will be dead
25:39Yeah
25:47You could go
25:51There's nowhere for me except here
25:53This is my place
25:55The sky
25:57The hills
25:59The sea
26:00The people
26:00Is there nowhere like that for you?
26:04Oh, I like a nice view as much as anyone
26:06But
26:07Can't wait for the next one
26:08I pity you
26:11I will mourn for you
26:13I know which I'd prefer
26:16You think they're all idiots, don't you?
26:19What, you mean the rest of the universe?
26:20Um, basically, yes, I do
26:22But they're kind and brave and strong
26:24And I love them
26:25Good
26:25Good
26:27But that won't save you
26:28I've always been different
26:29All my life I've known that
26:31The girls all thought I was a boy
26:35The boys all said I was just a girl
26:38My head is always full of stories
26:41I know I'm strange
26:43Everyone knows I'm strange
26:47But here I am loved
26:49You tell me to run
26:51To save my life
26:52I tell you that leaving this place
26:55Would be death itself
26:56I cannot keep you safe
27:04I do not have the strength
27:06But I will try to
27:07Till the last beat of my heart
27:09If you seek to mock me in this moment
27:15No, no, no, no
27:17You go ahead and you cry all you like
27:19Speaking of crying
27:20Was that baby getting closer?
27:24Why is Lofty still on the baby?
27:26That's his child
27:27Oh
27:28Where's he taking her?
27:30The boathouse
27:31He takes her to the boathouse
27:33When she won't settle
27:33She likes to fish
27:35Why would she?
27:37Fire in the water
27:42Fire in the water
27:44Fire in the water
27:45Fire in the water
27:50Fire in the water
27:52That's it
27:52That's it
27:53That's it
27:54That's what I've been missing
27:54I found it
27:56Clown
27:56Clown
27:57Lofty
28:00I had no idea that that was your baby
28:03Hello baby
28:05I had no idea this was your junior parent
28:06Trying to settle her
28:07She likes all the fish
28:08Okay, you're shouting
28:09What's happened?
28:10You need to have your finger in something again
28:11Chuckles, bedtime is cancelled
28:12Everybody off the hard stuff
28:13We've got a lot of night's work ahead of us
28:14I'm gonna need a blacksmith
28:16Who's the blacksmith?
28:17I'm the blacksmith
28:18What, are you the blacksmith?
28:19And you've got a baby too
28:20He's been out of hammering tongs
28:21Doctor, explain
28:21What's happening?
28:22There's gonna be a war tomorrow
28:24And here's some news
28:25This just in
28:26We're gonna win the hell out of it
28:28How?
28:30Shielder
28:31This is your village
28:33And you will never have to leave it
28:35I swear
28:35Seriously, how?
28:37I told you
28:38That we were basically doomed
28:40Did no one in this two-horned town
28:42Think to mention that you had
28:44Eels?
28:47Eels?
28:48I give you
28:49Fire in the water
28:51Electric eels!
28:54Yes, yes
28:55I know exactly how you feel
28:57Well, not exactly
28:59Yes, it is, gentlemen
29:00Fun, then?
29:03And it is
29:04A doozy
29:06We need to pull that silvery stuff
29:09Out of Clara's basin
29:10We can use it to magnify
29:11The electrical charge
29:13Stop looking confused
29:14Look happy
29:15Winning is all about
29:17Looking happier than the other guy
29:18Always walk briskly
29:22Makes your moving target
29:23Oh, that's for lofty
29:25Lofty
29:25And talk with confidence
29:28Even if you're terrified
29:29Act as if you know their plan
29:31And sometimes
29:32If you're very lucky
29:33They'll actually tell you it
29:35Ah, this is for a shielder
29:37Then
29:38We deploy
29:39The anvil
29:40Now
29:41At this stage
29:42Get me one of their helmets
29:43It's key
29:43We get a helmet
29:44And this is over
29:45Now we can mop up the rest
29:47Using a shielder's monstrosity
29:49That is rubbish
29:59I know
30:00And this is for a shielder's monstrosity
30:01I know
30:02But there's a bit of a shielder
30:02But there's a lot of things
30:03That is for a shielder
30:03At this stage
30:04And this is for a shielder
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30:34Hologram, you can always go zzzz and get rid of it, no, no, no, take your thoughts down, that, that, that, that suits you
30:40It is time to fight
30:42No, no, no, we decided against that
30:43We thought we'd just have a party
30:45Let me put it another way
30:48You fight or you die
30:50We're unarmed
30:51There isn't a single weapon in this room
30:55Which I'm sure your systems are tenured
30:57You wouldn't open fire on unarmed civilians with terror
31:01It wouldn't be the first time
31:04It wouldn't be the first time
31:06It wouldn't be the first time
31:08Chagos, now!
31:25Let's walk down, six left
31:28Chagos, smash!
31:34Don't move!
31:56How's it coming?
32:02Reversing the polarity of the neutron flow
32:04But that means something, it sounds great
32:06Are you ready?
32:11I'm scared
32:11You were born for this
32:13Show them a story they'll never forget
32:19What is this, bitch?
32:46It's impossible
32:49It's impossible
32:53Mildred, Mildred
32:55Stand and fight!
32:56Mildred
32:58Mildred
33:01See how they run
33:03Mildred
33:05Mildred
33:06Toads!
33:07Mildred
33:08Mildred
33:09Mildred
33:12Mildred
33:15Mildred
33:16Ah !
33:17Ah !
33:18Ah !
33:19Ah !
33:20Ah !
33:21Ah !
33:26Qu'est-ce que « chiquérif » est-ce ?
33:30Ha !
33:31Il dit le mec avec le visage fake.
33:33Mais tu vois, c'est le problème avec de la vue réalité en technologie.
33:36C'est tout trop facile à mettre en une nouvelle réalité.
33:38Tu dois...
33:39Qu'est-ce ?
33:40Une histoire !
33:41Pour sauver une ville.
33:42Et un puppet !
33:44de la nuit.
33:45Vous voyez, vous avez vu le monde
33:47dans les yeux d'un storyteller.
33:49Les armées de l'armée,
33:51brûlantes, sadistes,
33:52sans défi.
33:53Même moi je crois les histoires.
33:54Mais après aujourd'hui,
33:55personne ne l'aura encore.
33:56Un armée comme vous,
33:58il vit ou mourir sur son reputations,
34:00son histoire.
34:01Et aujourd'hui,
34:02vous êtes envoyés par un groupe de agriculteurs
34:04et de l'agriculteurs.
34:05Pas à mentionner le tout
34:07de suite dans vos panties
34:08et de l'esprit de débarque.
34:10Vous voyez, c'était vraiment drôle.
34:12C'était incroyable.
34:13C'était incroyable.
34:14C'était incroyable.
34:15C'était incroyable.
34:16C'était incroyable.
34:17C'était incroyable.
34:18C'était incroyable.
34:19Nous avons fait.
34:20C'est incroyable.
34:21Tout ce n'était,
34:22c'était la Belle de la Belle de la Belle de la Belle.
34:23C'était incroyable.
34:24C'est incroyable.
34:25Vous voyez,
34:26nous pouvons juste garder ça
34:27comme un petit film
34:28et jouer à la fête de la fête
34:30chaque année.
34:31Ou je pouvais uploader
34:32à la Galactic Hub
34:33et avoir un deuxième opinion.
34:35Donc, la question
34:36que vous avez besoin
34:37de vous demander
34:38est ce qui est important
34:39est votre reputation
34:40à vous ?
34:41C'est un petit preview.
34:42C'est un petit preview.
34:43C'est parti,
34:44c'est parti,
34:45c'est parti.
34:47C'est parti,
34:48tu es.
34:49C'est parti !
34:50C'est parti !
34:51C'est parti !
34:54Si vous ne quedez pas maintenant,
34:55je baissez-le
34:56pour tout le voir
34:57et personne ne sait
34:59et personne ne se perdiraira un maluistice.
35:00Celle-ci
35:01L'opportunité
35:03n'est pas coupée.
35:05On va se retrouver
35:06a une fois
35:08encore.
35:09Oh,
35:10j'ai la question
35:11deLL-