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00:00No big deal, Kelsey. You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:18Yeah, I'm out of here. Kelsey, come on! We haven't been to a real party before.
00:23I think these guys are gross.
00:25So? Yeah, here to meet the love of your life.
00:28Just the love of your night.
00:30Yeah. No.
00:40Oh my god. Ben Lawson.
00:43Claremore College's resident party boy. Fuck boy. Whatever you want to call him.
00:47Good for a good time, not a long time.
00:50Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
00:53Way to go, loser.
00:59Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
01:02I think I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
01:05Aww. Ben! You're soaked.
01:09And that's Skye. Ben's on again, mostly off again X.
01:13Let me help.
01:15Goodbye.
01:17I'm gonna go dry off. It's fine.
01:23I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest.
01:26Not that you'd win anyway.
01:28Actually, it's not a contest.
01:33Come with me and let's get your dry clothes.
01:37Who was that girl?
01:38She's in my classes. Major weirdo.
01:42Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
01:46Weird.
01:47She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.
01:49Kelsey.
01:58Have we met before, Kelsey?
02:00Probably not.
02:01I mean, I've never actually been to a frat party before.
02:10Okay.
02:11You can turn around.
02:16Well, um, I'm so glad we met.
02:19Because I happen to be an expert at frat party.
02:23You can play this during the rush.
02:27Aww, ohh!
02:28We're thank!
02:30That's...
02:311, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 1, and you've got to a new Carpenter.
02:34Woooooah!
02:371, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 2, 2, 3, 2, 3, 3, 2, 3, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 3, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 3, 1, 2, 3, 2, 3, 3, 2, 3, 4, 3, 4.
02:44Sorry, it's kind of like a mess.
03:14It's cool, you're in a fashion, I like it.
03:22But what is that?
03:26Those are my grandma's rules.
03:30She's actually like the one who got me into Claremore.
03:33And she's kind of strict.
03:41But I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me.
03:45How's that going for you so far?
03:47I don't know, I kind of like breaking the rules.
03:50Me too.
03:51Wait, I've never done a one night stand before.
04:07Is this a one night stand?
04:09I mean, you are like the king of hookups.
04:13I have been told I happen to be very, very good at hookups.
04:19That really happened.
04:33Oh man, it's over.
04:51He's gone.
04:52And I'll probably never see him.
04:55Well, so much for that.
05:16Not the hard part.
05:21How do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby?
05:25Can't you just text him?
05:27Yeah, I don't really think he wants me to text him.
05:30Or talk to him for that matter.
05:34Ever again.
05:36Oh, Sir Ben.
05:54Back from another noble conquest, I presume.
05:57Bro, don't call it that.
05:59And why not, good sir?
06:01Did thou not ravish thine lady?
06:03No, I mean, yeah, but I don't know man.
06:06I kind of felt like more than that this time.
06:08Dude, you can't be serious.
06:15Alright, rule one.
06:17Never leave a fellow sigma behind.
06:20Rule two.
06:21Say yes to trouble.
06:23And rule three.
06:26Don't catch feelings.
06:28Yeah.
06:34Dude.
06:36Dude.
06:37Just for your own good.
06:38Dude, what are you doing?
06:44Hunter.
06:45Bro.
06:47Match after match.
06:48Bro, what are you doing?
06:49Knock it off.
06:50Give it back.
06:51I told you bro.
06:52Plenty of fish in the sea.
06:56I'm sure there's an explanation for it.
06:58Ben was totally smitten with you.
07:00Okay, don't freak out.
07:07But I just matched with Ben.
07:13But I just matched with Ben.
07:18Wow.
07:19You know what?
07:20I knew he was a player, but this is like next level.
07:22It hasn't even been an hour since he left.
07:24Mary.
07:25Bright.
07:26Sorry.
07:27I'm matching with him.
07:28Right now.
07:29Oh my god.
07:30Wait, that asshole just texted me.
07:31Sorry about earlier.
07:32I had fun last night.
07:33Would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji.
07:37What a player.
07:38Maybe he means it.
07:39Yeah right.
07:40Do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps?
07:44Maybe he matched me by mistake.
07:45Or maybe you're not exclusive.
07:46So you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone?
07:47Or maybe you're not exclusive.
07:51So you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone, leave, match with their best friend
08:03on some app, and then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again?
08:08Yes.
08:09No?
08:10Wait.
08:11Can you repeat the question?
08:12This is super confusing.
08:13No, you're right.
08:14You should just leave the room.
08:15No.
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08:36No.
08:37No.
08:38You're right.
08:39You should stick to what you're good at.
08:40Hooking up.
08:41That's all it ever was, and that's all it ever will be.
08:44Have a nice life.
09:07What does that mean?
09:08Why won't it send?
09:09I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
09:14I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
09:19I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
09:23What the hell?
09:24What do I do now?
09:26Gotta do it the old fashioned way.
09:29Stalk him until you can confront him IRL.
09:33Wow.
09:34Yeah.
09:35I think nailing his baby is Jeffrey is completly enough to wait.
09:38What about me looking at?
09:39Oh my God.
09:40Well done tantrum.
09:41Yeah.
09:42Why did you say it?
09:43Is healthy anymore for me?
09:44Yeah.
09:45Well doneно.
09:46Gonna come inside and come inside out of them.
09:48I'm gonna tell the next balloon, man try to beat that up.
09:54Everybody.
09:55Ben, I, uh, I'm going to catch you all easy.
10:14Why can't I stop puking?
10:23Because you're super pregnant girl, I can't take this anymore.
10:39Ben Lawson, why are you avoiding me?
10:45No, it's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice light.
10:52Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
10:54I thought it was just a one-night stand.
10:55You were?
10:56Yeah, that's what people do after a one-night stand.
10:58They don't talk to each other anymore.
11:00Ben!
11:01Shh!
11:02No.
11:03Political and economic shifts.
11:10Um, from ancient civilization to modern...
11:26M.C. Ben Benny Boy Lawson.
11:33Hunter definitely made this.
11:35Who?
11:36The guy that I met the night you and Ben...
11:39You know, we've actually been hanging out more, and I think...
11:43Look, you're missing the point, okay?
11:45I mean, this is finally my chance to confront Ben.
11:48So you're gonna go?
11:49I mean, if I can find something to wear.
11:53I mean, my clothes haven't really been fitting recently, but you don't.
11:59Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but I just wanted to let you know that tonight's party is actually a toga party.
12:05That doesn't say it on there?
12:08Hunter didn't know how to spell toga, so he just left it off.
12:12Maybe I should stop hooking up with him.
12:15He really is dumb.
12:16So you're not going?
12:22Thanks, Scott.
12:23That was actually nice of you for once.
12:27Don't mention it.
12:29This isn't a toga party, is it?
12:43What's a toga?
12:48I think I'm gonna be sick.
12:53Benny?
12:54Where have you been?
12:59Everyone at the party wants you.
13:02Especially me.
13:04Scott, I already told you.
13:06I don't think we should be together.
13:08What about just for tonight?
13:10I'm tired of your mind games.
13:12You're always planning something.
13:14Right now, I'm just planning on kissing you.
13:29I'm just planning on kissing you.
13:34No.
13:35Leave me sick.
13:37Kelsey!
13:49Kelsey!
13:50Wait!
13:52Wow!
13:53Ditching me for that loser is like you have feelings for her.
13:56You know what, Skye? Maybe I do.
14:03So, did you tell him?
14:06You know, in hindsight, telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party? Not such a great idea.
14:12You can't keep putting this off, Kels.
14:15You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
14:18I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson is going to want to settle down and playhouse.
14:22Hmm, no. You know, if it's up to me, Ben is never going to know about this.
14:30Baby?
14:32Oh, this is too good.
14:38I can't believe you talked me into this.
14:41I mean, if I need a drink.
14:42Okay, it's only a matter of time until you start, you know, showing.
14:47This could be our last hurrah.
14:49Yeah, more like your last hurrah.
14:51But, whatever.
14:54Ooh, I'm gonna go check out this night.
15:00Kelsey!
15:01Where's your drink?
15:02You can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.
15:06Hmm, no. I'm okay, Skye.
15:08No! Here!
15:10I insist.
15:12Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
15:14Come on. It's just one beer. Can't hurt, right?
15:18No, Skye.
15:19Skye.
15:25Yo!
15:27What's going on?
15:29Yeah, Kelsey.
15:31Why don't you tell Ben what's going on?
15:32Knock it off, Skye.
15:34She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.
15:36Yeah, you're right.
15:37That would probably be bad for the baby.
15:42Baby?
15:44What baby?
15:49Kelsey, what baby?
15:51Come on.
15:55Awkward.
15:56Yeah, for you.
15:57Why would you do that to her?
15:59You really are a heartless bitch.
16:01But-
16:02I don't want to see you around Kelsey.
16:04Or me.
16:05Ever.
16:08Looks like your day's parting at Sigma House are over.
16:10Come here, E. I just want to be alone right now, okay?
16:22Please!
16:23It's the baby mine.
16:24Kelsey, it's the baby mine.
16:25Kelsey!
16:26Would it matter if it was?
16:29Would it matter if it was?
16:30Of course it would matter if it was mine!
16:32Because you're-
16:46I'm what?
16:47YOU.
16:49You're Ben Lawson.
16:50You're like the king of hook ups,
16:52the prince of partying,
16:53the sultan of sex.
16:54I'm...
16:55I'm just...
16:57I'm me.
16:58I don't do one-night stands with you and only you so yeah how the baby's yours
17:06Ben don't sleep around okay and when I do the one time that I do I don't pretend
17:14that it doesn't mean anything hold on I never said that you said that you
17:20literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here
17:24and you're still messing around with Skye not on any apps and about Skye look Ben it doesn't even
17:29matter you can do whatever it is that you want to do okay but I'm keeping this baby whether you
17:34like it or not I mean my mom was a single mom and I turned out fine I mean I'm 21 and pregnant
17:42like super broke but I'm fine I want to be a part of this baby's life look I know you but you do
17:48yes more than anything my mom was alone my dad was never around I promised myself that if I ever
17:58had kids I'd do anything for them what about Sigma and all of your friends and Skye I don't care about
18:07that anymore you know someone wise recently inspired me stop thinking about what everyone thinks just live
18:15my life for myself I know what it's like to go through life alone all in goes
18:24grandma I know your little secret
18:40I know your little secret
18:45you broke one of my rules
18:50I don't know what you're talking about
18:53I think you do I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning
18:59wow she just hung up on me
19:04who was that that was my grandma the one who made the rules
19:10the whole reason the rules exist is because my mom got pregnant with me in college
19:18and she had to drop out and raise me all by herself
19:22alone my grandma didn't want that to happen to me so now I has
19:29but you're not alone
19:33and we're here
19:35you're not here for me we're not together
19:38remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone
19:43yeah Ben Lawson
19:47I want you to be my boyfriend
19:51well like my fake boyfriend
19:57what
19:58okay look my grandma might know about the baby but she doesn't know about you or us and if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship she just might let me stay in school
20:10graduate or you know like live
20:15okay but a fake relationship
20:17okay well I wouldn't expect you to actually date me you can still go off and sleep around do whatever you want to do okay
20:26but I mean if Skye thought we were dating then she might leave you alone I mean if that's what you want
20:33okay hear me out
20:38or we could
20:40or we could
20:42I don't know actually date
20:44you know like make this work for the baby
20:48I don't want to be your pity girlfriend Ben
20:52look I don't want to be Skye or another one of your fangirls
21:00I just want to survive some more year
21:05so what do you say
21:13okay let's do this
21:15but shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better just so people don't get suspicious
21:23I like your thinking Lawson
21:30welcome to Ben and Kelsey 101
21:38all right time to hit the books
21:45okay what is my dog's name
21:53sir fluffington no wait
21:56wrong sir douglas mcfluffington
22:01okay what's the name of my cat
22:03easy Hannah
22:05and what kind of crazy person has a human name of a pet name
22:10okay because sir douglas fluffington the third is so much better
22:16okay what do I want to be when I grow up
22:19another easy one you want to be a fashion designer
22:23I hate to break it to you you are grown up
22:26I'm having a kid soon
22:27oh shh
22:30what do you want to what do you want to be when you grow up
22:32I am also having a kid soon
22:35it's kind of funny how that works
22:36no like what do you want to be you when you grow up
22:41I don't know actually
22:42wait so you're a senior in college and you haven't thought about the future
22:52honestly I didn't think I was going to make it this far
22:55I was never really good at school and wait a dad
23:04I've always wanted to be a dad
23:05look like my dreams are coming true