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EastEnders 5th June 2025-n

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00:00MUSIC
00:11Hey, hey, what?
00:12Painting over the cracks?
00:15That was a joke.
00:16Oh, Kat, come on.
00:18You've got to let Jean get used to the idea
00:20that you've now hopped into bed with Harvey, so to speak.
00:24She slapped me round the face and said I ain't a Slater anymore.
00:28No, I'll get it. That was yesterday, but today you should...
00:29It'll be different, you know.
00:31I only just said Amy's babysitting.
00:33And?
00:35Well, I don't need babysitting.
00:37And not by someone I hang around with.
00:38Are you trying to embarrass me or what?
00:40You said earlier, and I'm quoting here,
00:42I ain't babysitting while you two pretend Stag and Hen do it up.
00:46And if I get a phone call from Amy interrupting my Hen do,
00:49there will be trouble.
00:50You do know it's fair, you don't know.
00:52I'm not even getting married for real.
00:53OK, Mush. A couple of things here, all right?
00:55Number one, we're not getting married. Not yet,
00:58but we will be doing for real.
01:01And when we do get married,
01:04you're going to be best men.
01:06For real? You're mad for real, isn't it?
01:08All right, yeah, for real.
01:11Hey, Kat, look.
01:12Tommy Moon's cracked the smile.
01:14You lot are nice.
01:15Yeah, you're a nice.
01:16Hey, stop using my aftershave, because it stinks on you.
01:19I think I will go and see Jean.
01:20Very well, yeah.
01:21Now, maybe you're right.
01:22But, you know, now she's had time to sleep on it,
01:25she might see my point of view.
01:28Don't ever mention Kat's name in this house again.
01:31Oh, no, come on.
01:31I don't mean that.
01:32She's dead to me.
01:33Oi, you're the one that always says
01:34that we never turn our back on our family.
01:37But because they stab you in the back.
01:38No, it's the hag.
01:39You've got to be there.
01:40Hag.
01:41Hen and Stag.
01:42It's a mash-up, innit?
01:44Like Hen and Dick,
01:45I'm not interested in anything
01:46that woman ever does again.
01:49Kat and Harvey are are in limos.
01:51Not eloping.
01:53So, get a frock on
01:55and let's get hammered at their expense.
01:58You're going?
01:59Of course I am.
02:02Then,
02:03what are we going to do?
02:06Ignore her
02:07and let's get our groove on, yeah?
02:09Come on.
02:10Mm.
02:16This is our karaoke night.
02:31We should be heaving.
02:33Okay.
02:34What Marie does in her own time
02:36is her business.
02:37But I'm concerned about
02:39the lack of our business.
02:42Yeah, well, Kat and Alfie
02:43have got their bag thing
02:44going on over at Harry's Byron.
02:45It's bound to affect us.
02:46Oh, that's a bit pitchy.
02:48Oh, listen,
02:49I'm going to have to get Felix.
02:50Felix!
02:51Oh, very, oh,
02:51we're going to lose
02:52all our customers.
02:56Thank you, Sripley!
02:57Ooh, I think I might
02:59wander over to the Albert later,
03:00see if Cindy's even bothered
03:01to open up.
03:02But who does she think she is
03:03thinking we'd work for free?
03:05She is delusional.
03:06Darling, she doesn't care
03:07about anyone.
03:08Yeah, well, let's see how
03:09she manages with no staff.
03:11And no customers.
03:15Oh, no.
03:16Kill me now.
03:17Thanks and pray it's all
03:19It's all
03:20Welcome to the new era
03:25of inclusivity!
03:27The new Prince of Ireland!
03:32This, this is my song!
03:35Everywhere I'm going to,
03:37everywhere I'm going to,
03:41there's our sin.
03:43The new Prince of Ireland!
03:44The new Prince of Ireland!
03:46The new Prince of Ireland!
03:46The new Prince of Ireland!
03:48The new Prince of Ireland!
03:48The new Prince of Ireland!
03:48The new Prince of Ireland!
03:49Oh!
03:53I know what you think of me,
03:54Jane, but I'm just,
03:55I'm just doing what's best
03:57for my family.
03:58And you're too important to me
04:00to just carry on.
04:01If I was that important,
04:02you would never have gone
04:03into business with Harvey.
04:04I was tricked into it!
04:05Well, then walk away.
04:07Well, the wedding's tied up in it.
04:09Kathy and Harvey are paying
04:10for half of it.
04:12Well, three quarters
04:13once I've fiddled the invoices.
04:14But that's it,
04:15they're nothing more to me
04:16than that.
04:17I wouldn't spit on them
04:18if they were on fire,
04:18so please, Jane!
04:20Please, can we just move on?
04:22Move on!
04:23Move on!
04:24That's all Freddie and Mo
04:25keep saying to me.
04:26Do you not think
04:27that I've tried?
04:29I can't!
04:30And believe me,
04:31I want to,
04:32but I'm stuck!
04:33Something's stopping me
04:34and I hate it!
04:37Look, you saw
04:38how I was in pieces
04:39when Phil cheated on me,
04:41eh?
04:42But look at me now.
04:44You know,
04:44I'm moving on with Alfie.
04:45I haven't got an Alfie.
04:47I haven't got a man
04:48to fall back on
04:49who thinks I'm wonderful
04:50no matter how badly
04:51I treat them.
04:53Hang on a minute.
04:54No, I won't.
04:56You betrayed me.
04:58Do you don't love me?
05:01Love?
05:02You reported my tummy
05:05to the social.
05:07I had my boy
05:08taken off me
05:08and you stand there
05:09preaching family loyalty
05:11to me.
05:13You only went next door
05:14to live with Zach.
05:15Didn't know that
05:15when you reported me,
05:16did you?
05:18What you did
05:19was far worse
05:21than me and Alfie
05:22renting a limo
05:23with Harvey and Kathy.
05:25You tore my family
05:26to pieces,
05:27yeah?
05:28But I forgave you
05:29in time.
05:30I moved on
05:31from the hurt
05:32and the pain
05:33you caused me.
05:35So no, Gene.
05:36No.
05:37I'm sick of feeling
05:38guilty about
05:39a business deal.
05:43You neglected Harvey
05:44and pushed him
05:46into the arms
05:46of another woman.
05:47Right, Kathy?
06:00Oh, yeah.
06:01Can I just grab
06:03an ice bun, please?
06:04Louie's been demanding one.
06:06About to leave
06:07the boys with Penny.
06:08Oh, yeah.
06:09All right.
06:11So did you know
06:12Peter's looking
06:14to get full custody?
06:15Er, he did mention it,
06:17yeah.
06:18Oh.
06:19Thanks for the heads up.
06:21Oh, look, Lauren,
06:22it won't come to anything.
06:24If you could just
06:25sort things out
06:25and move forward together,
06:27I know there's still
06:28love there.
06:30No, he's just waiting
06:31for me to fall off
06:32the wagon
06:32and then he's gonna
06:32swoop in,
06:33he's gonna take
06:34my boys away from me.
06:36Well, they are
06:37his sons too.
06:39Yeah.
06:40Yeah, I know.
06:41And if he's happy
06:42with seeing him
06:42just, you know,
06:43every other weekend
06:44and half the summer
06:45holidays,
06:45then fine,
06:46he's gonna have to
06:46take me to court
06:47then, isn't he?
06:47But until then,
06:49he's not getting
06:49a-looking.
06:51Look, I...
06:52I hope that I can
06:53trust you, Kathy.
06:55Because you,
06:56you can see the boys
06:57whenever you want.
06:58Honestly, you can,
06:58but just...
06:59Not Ian.
07:00Not Cindy.
07:02Well, you know
07:03I am always gonna
07:04take Pete aside.
07:05You know that.
07:07But, yes,
07:09no, you can trust me.
07:10But don't go
07:11turning your back
07:12on everyone, Lauren.
07:13You are gonna need
07:14help.
07:15Yeah, well, I have.
07:17I've got my own
07:17family.
07:24Look, come on,
07:24Tonys.
07:25You can do this.
07:26You'll be great.
07:26Come on.
07:27You come and sit.
07:28Come on.
07:29You've got this.
07:29Five, six, seven,
07:38eight.
07:39It started with a kiss
07:41Never thought it would
07:44come to this
07:46It started with a kiss
07:50Never thought it would
07:53come to this
07:54How long do you have to
07:58stay?
07:59Yeah, I know.
08:00Karaoke normally
08:01brings in a quick
08:02crowd, so.
08:03Would you rather be
08:03back at mine, you
08:04know, just the two
08:05of us?
08:06Yes.
08:07But there's hardly
08:08anyone else here
08:09and I don't want to
08:09upset ground, all right?
08:13Well, babe, you need
08:14to decide which drag
08:15cream you want to
08:15please the most.
08:19Yes, G.
08:20Any thoughts?
08:22I think I'll have
08:24a brandy.
08:25And before you ask
08:26if I'm sure, and
08:27what am I doing
08:28drinking on my own,
08:29don't.
08:29Just pour the brandy.
08:31I knew it.
08:32Betrayed by my own
08:33family.
08:34Join the club.
08:36Put the mics down.
08:38Hello?
08:38Put the mics down.
08:40Look, I've got your
08:40costume at home, yeah?
08:42Where is the support
08:43for the hen and
08:44stag organiser?
08:45Look, just forget
08:48this thing.
08:49Come on, Matt.
08:50Oi, you can't just
08:50come in here and drag
08:51away all our hunters.
08:52I'm not being
08:54funny, Shalane, but
08:55you might want to do
08:56yourself a favour and
08:57come with us, yeah?
08:58It's dead in here.
08:59Unlike the Albert, now
09:00that's where the party
09:01is.
09:02What the hell are you
09:03talking about?
09:04The Albert, you know,
09:05Cindy's launch.
09:06Now, I will admit I did
09:08nip in for a free shot,
09:10and, mate, I had to push
09:11myself through a crowd of
09:12hot, sweaty men.
09:13What?
09:14Well, she's got no staff.
09:15Oh, she's got a load of
09:16staff.
09:16Even Gina's serving behind
09:18the bar.
09:18We didn't see him down.
09:19Come on, let's go.
09:20Come on, quick, quick.
09:20Jean, come on.
09:27Why would I want to go
09:28and celebrate anything to
09:29do with Kat and Alfie?
09:30Well, it's their big
09:31night, innit?
09:32And I want everything to
09:33be perfect.
09:34And you being there
09:35would make their night.
09:37Come on, you two.
09:37Let's go.
09:39Perfect.
09:43I suppose I could make
09:44an appearance.
09:45I guess it was every time.
09:50I know, I know.
09:51It's like...
09:51Oi, you still want that
09:52limp, bro?
09:53She got you proper good,
09:55bro.
09:55She shoots.
09:56She scores.
09:57Cold karma.
09:58And it's manned out.
09:59Just a scare anyway.
10:01Watch your mouth, bro.
10:02You'll be a loser.
10:03Yeah.
10:04Total loser.
10:05Jean can go and stew,
10:10as far as I'm concerned.
10:11Oh, she'll get over it.
10:12I don't know.
10:12Are you excited?
10:14What about our fake wedding?
10:16Okay, get it.
10:16I know we're doing it
10:17back to front, right?
10:18But we're going to have
10:19some top-notch promo picks,
10:21a wedding package.
10:22We'll have a few drinks,
10:23knees up.
10:24Before your night,
10:24you'll have a ring on your finger
10:25and we'll be well-truly spliced.
10:27I can't use the wrong link.
10:29Come here.
10:36Well, you know, Cat,
10:38I love you
10:39within my heart.
10:41I know you do.
10:43Yeah.
10:44To death I step out for sure, yeah?
10:46Mm-hmm.
10:47Okay.
10:50I love you, Cat.
10:51I love you, darling.
10:53Come.
10:54Cindy's party looks like a riot.
10:57Why don't we dump her
10:58and just join the game?
10:59Now, Kim's skin us for life,
11:01she will.
11:01Oh, I'm going to tell you.
11:03Now, it's about time.
11:04Yeah, okay, apologies.
11:05Okay, we just thought
11:06you were going to get
11:06the first round in,
11:07that's all.
11:07Oh, do me a favour,
11:08as if.
11:09What is that limo doing here?
11:11You'll get a swiss to arrive
11:12in Star, Mum.
11:13Welcome to your hang.
11:16What?
11:17Well, it's the theme
11:18of your hang, babe.
11:20Yeah.
11:21A night of a mountain moon.
11:23What?
11:24All right, Alfie,
11:32get your kit off
11:33and put this leopard print on.
11:34Yeah, Alfie,
11:35you can't put it on.
11:36All right, Alfie.
11:37All right, Alfie.
11:40All right, Alfie.
11:41All right, Alfie.
11:42All right, Alfie.
11:43All right, Alfie.
11:43All right, Alfie.
11:51Oh, Mum.
11:52Oh, do you need more mixes?
11:54No, no.
11:55I just want to say it's really good.
11:59I'm really pleased you guys are up.
12:01I mean, what I said, you know,
12:03about turning everything around.
12:05You, Anna,
12:06Peter, you're my focus now,
12:08my only focus,
12:09and I swear I am never leaving you again.
12:12I swear.
12:12I want you here with me running this place, yeah?
12:16Yeah, yeah, we'll see.
12:22I'm just going to play our paper song.
12:24All right, I'm going to go get you off.
12:28Is this a good idea?
12:31Absolutely.
12:32You're enjoying yourself.
12:34Oh, Ben said I need to get out more, so.
12:37What, like a...
12:38Are you passed?
12:39No, no, nothing like that.
12:41Just getting out of the flat, you know?
12:43Yeah.
12:43The dancer keeps smiling at me.
12:45Mm-hmm.
12:46I'll put a fiver in his pants.
12:47See where that gets you.
12:51Sorry.
12:54Congratulations.
12:54I bought you a bottle of the good stuff,
12:56don't you celebrate?
12:57Thanks, Elaine.
12:58I'm, er...
12:59I'm surprised.
13:00I'm flattered.
13:02Gina, a cup of drinks over here, please?
13:04I said to George,
13:05it's important to be supportive.
13:06Oh, well, I couldn't have done it without him.
13:08I mean, the agency staff were brilliant.
13:11I mean, the dancers,
13:12it's just a genius idea.
13:13Yeah, staff walked out,
13:14so I helped out a bit.
13:16A bit?
13:17You and Gina were here helping me for hours.
13:20Oh, sorry.
13:21Did you not know?
13:23Of course I did.
13:23It was my idea.
13:30Lannan.
13:31She was on her own.
13:32She just needed some help.
13:34This is the competition.
13:36She needs to fail.
13:38You say competition.
13:39Do you mean to pick all you?
13:40Because all I did was move some boxes
13:41and do a bit of painting.
13:42Then why didn't you tell me?
13:44And let me walk in here
13:45and get humiliated with egg all over me face.
13:48She's not your wife anymore, George.
13:50I am.
13:51And you need to talk to me
13:52like the partner you're supposed to be.
13:54And not keep things behind your back
13:56like some schoolboy.
13:58I knew you'd react this way.
13:59Then why did you help her?
14:01Can't you see?
14:02She's trying to get in between us again.
14:04She's had the son,
14:05now she wants the father.
14:06Well, I'm not having it.
14:08I'm done.
14:09I'm not having it.
14:39to see the attraction.
14:40I'm wondering, you walk like that.
14:43I'll be excited.
14:44I'll be excited.
14:47You're supposed to be dressed like Kat.
14:49I don't want to dress as a woman.
14:50Oh, yeah?
14:51Since when?
14:53I was a lot younger
14:54and if I remember correctly,
14:55you were the one who dared me.
14:56Yeah, well, your chest was still bigger than mine
14:58in that corset.
15:02I'll be back in a minute.
15:09I haven't seen you around in a while.
15:16Wouldn't have thought you wanted to.
15:19And I see that you've made
15:20absolutely no effort
15:22to get into the party,
15:23you're spirit.
15:25Well, it's hard to improve on perfection.
15:26It's good to see you, Denise.
15:33Yeah, it's good to see you, too.
15:39You made the right choice.
15:42Yeah, I know I did.
15:48Just saying it, Laurie.
15:50Oh, yeah.
15:50That's what people notice about you, babe.
15:52Your impeccable manners.
15:54I'll tell you now, Harry,
15:54Kat has appeared like that most mornings.
15:57Right!
15:57I heard that.
15:59And also, I've got to tell you right now,
16:01I do have a nice set of pins.
16:03Have you ever shaved them?
16:04I don't want to do that before.
16:05Well, it's a better definition I'll be.
16:06Yeah, you think they look good now.
16:07You should see them after a bit of hair removal.
16:09Oh, exactly.
16:11Ladies, five shots.
16:12Oh!
16:13One, two, three!
16:17Oh!
16:19Oh, goodness.
16:24Kira got me to shake my marks here.
16:26It was a holiday drag contest.
16:28Oh, OK.
16:29What?
16:30It was a what?
16:31It was a last holiday.
16:32OK, did you win?
16:33Come on, Miles.
16:34Oh, no!
16:35Yeah, I can see it.
16:36No, no, no, no, I'm filming it.
16:38I'm not touching it.
16:38I'm not touching it.
16:38I'm not touching it.
16:39Oh!
16:40What are you doing?
16:41Checking out the pins.
16:43I know how we're going to get in a skirt, isn't it?
16:46Oh, nobody needs competition, to be honest.
16:49Oh!
16:58Gene?
16:59Oh!
17:00She was trying to set a fire alarm off.
17:02What?
17:02No, stop looking at me. I just want to go home.
17:05Why would you stoop so low and try to ruin our party?
17:09What are you thinking?
17:09Nothing! I wasn't thinking anything but to hurt you and you.
17:15Dancing, celebrating.
17:17You might as well be dancing on my grave.
17:18Oh, come on.
17:19No, you don't get to speak to me.
17:22Because you ruined everything.
17:28Everything.
17:29Jean, come here.
17:30No, I don't think so.
17:32Your mum's paying me until they get back.
17:37Well, the twins are asleep and there's no way you're babysitting me.
17:42Why are you hanging out with him?
17:44Because he's my mate.
17:46He's a creep.
17:49The girls around here are dead, bro.
17:52Want to pay my console?
17:53Maybe.
17:54Or, er, maybe we could do something else?
17:58Does your...
18:01Does your dad ever let you use his credit card?
18:04Yeah.
18:05Once or twice.
18:06Only for games, though.
18:07Right.
18:07So, you know his card details then?
18:11His card's in the drawer.
18:13Right.
18:14Get it.
18:14Trust me, mate.
18:29It's going to be worth it.
18:30Woo-hoo!
18:36Is that it?
18:37Yeah!
18:37Woo!
18:42There you go!
18:43How come you're not dressed as me then?
18:45Oh, it's too late to make an effort.
18:47But we need this manicured, well-class act.
18:50I am channelling my Margaret Street white boy well-classed sell-by date.
18:53Okay.
18:53Keep the change, shall I?
18:54That's fine. Let's keep it. Keep it change.
18:57Leave my worst nightmare right there, little them cats.
18:59There you go, sweetheart. Come on, get it down your neck.
19:01Oh, no, I'm not in the mood.
19:03Okay, enough. I get it. Why don't you just go to see Jean?
19:06What's the point? She hates me.
19:08Most people around here hate you, but you still talk to them, don't you?
19:11I just don't want to see her hurt.
19:13I know, I get it. Me neither.
19:14Right, I'll down this. I'll go round there and I'll make her talk to me, yeah?
19:19Good girl. If anyone can do it, you can. I'm proud of you.
19:21All right. Go on, go and join them.
19:22Yeah, I will do. Just me gusset's riding at the moment.
19:25Right, mate, space. I'm coming in.
19:26Oh!
19:27Oh!
19:29Space!
19:33Do you know, I really hoped you would forget about this custody thing.
19:40I'm stepping up for my boys like you told me to.
19:44Do you think I'm going to wait around for Lauren to start drinking and popping pills again?
19:49Oh, stop it, Peter. You're just being spiteful now.
19:52No, I'm not.
19:54Lauren was an amazing mum to Louis. She was, but...
19:57Jimmy's blind, Gran.
20:00We have no idea how hard it's going to be on her if she just pushes me away.
20:03I'm... I've arranged to meet a family lawyer.
20:07Oh.
20:09Gran, don't. I need your support with this, 100%, yeah?
20:13All right.
20:15Mum's expecting me.
20:17Oh, you're not going over there?
20:19Like you said.
20:20I've got to support your family.
20:21I should have told you.
20:31Yes.
20:33You should.
20:36Cindy's trying her best to do what's right by Peter and the girls.
20:41Of course I stepped in when I saw she was struggling on her own.
20:44Anyone would have.
20:45I'm not bothered about anyone.
20:48I'm bothered about you.
20:50Going behind my back.
20:52Again.
20:58Oh, where are you going?
21:02I'm going back to the albu.
21:04To apologise for my wife's behaviour.
21:07Okay?
21:13If I knew it was you, I wouldn't let you in.
21:16We need to sort this out, Jean.
21:18All right?
21:22I'm sorry.
21:23I haven't thought about your feelings, and I should have done.
21:26And I'm sorry what I said about Stacey, you going off and leaving her.
21:31She said I could go.
21:33She said that she was getting better.
21:36I know.
21:37I'm sorry.
21:41And I'm sorry I tried to ruin your party.
21:47And I'm glad that you're marrying Alfie.
21:50I don't think I'll be able to attend, though.
21:53Ain't you meant to wait to hear when it is before saying that?
21:55I don't know why I'm being like this.
22:02I feel so...
22:05old.
22:07Alone.
22:08a victim
22:10to be scammed,
22:13cheated,
22:15lied to.
22:16I know.
22:17And I and no-one else
22:19should tell you to just get over it.
22:25I'm not getting fake married without you.
22:27God, that'd be silly.
22:28I'm not.
22:30I'll tell Alfie to wait till you're ready.
22:33I'm not trying to guilt trip you.
22:35I mean it, so I'll wait.
22:39Jean,
22:40you mean so much to me.
22:43More than you'll ever know.
22:46It's more than family with us.
22:47More than family.
23:03That's great, Mum.
23:04Mum, I'm really happy for you.
23:05For us.
23:06I'm doing this for you and the girls.
23:08I want to prove to you that I can be responsible
23:11and successful in business.
23:13You don't need to prove anything to me.
23:16Have you sort things out with Lauren yet?
23:17For what it's worth,
23:22I've learnt the hard way not to give up on love.
23:25I...
23:25I'll, uh, I'll be downstairs, yeah?
23:29All right, now.
23:31Right.
23:32Let me.
23:34Sorry, I didn't know you hadn't told Elaine.
23:36Don't give me that.
23:38If that dancer decides to sue me...
23:41Forget about her dancer.
23:43You should have kept your mouth shut
23:44and I've already spoken to Elaine about her behaviour.
23:46I'm really worried about Peter.
23:49I think he's blowing it with Lauren.
23:51I mean, what if she decides to take the boys and move away?
23:54Then I've never seen my grandkids again.
23:59I'm sorry.
24:00I'm just, uh...
24:01I've been really stressed about tonight.
24:02I appreciate that.
24:04And I do understand, you know.
24:07I never deserved you, George.
24:09And neither does Elaine.
24:11I hope you know that.
24:13Stop before you say anything else.
24:16Because you don't know in my marriage
24:17maybe I don't deserve Elaine.
24:20Tommy's fast asleep.
24:26Free of them at that little angel's been there kipping.
24:29I've got a visitor.
24:31Jean.
24:32You all right?
24:33I couldn't leave things as they were.
24:38Good, I'm glad.
24:40And, uh, I want you to get married.
24:42Of course I do.
24:43And, of course, I'll be there.
24:44Don't give up on me, please.
24:47No, no, come here.
24:49Oh, Jean.
24:51Listen.
24:52I ain't got to say this if you don't mean it right.
24:54It is OK.
24:56No, I do mean it.
24:57I do.
24:58When you went out the door, I said to myself,
25:00Jean, what are you doing?
25:02Pushing someone away who loves you.
25:06Listen, just because we've gone into business with Harvey and Kathy,
25:09it doesn't mean they're our friends.
25:10Yeah, I know.
25:11Lettis and Kat's right.
25:11We don't really even tolerate them.
25:13No.
25:13So, let's not spoil it by talking about them.
25:17So, um, uh, well, I've said what I've come to say,
25:21so, um, yeah, it's time for my cocoa now.
25:23OK, can I walk you on?
25:24No, no, no, it's okay.
25:25No, no, I insist, I insist.
25:27Come on.
25:28See you later.
25:29Yeah.
25:31Right, um, I'm going to get on the website
25:33and book those doves, yeah?
25:35Yes.
25:36Make sure it's the real deal, OK?
25:38Because pigeons do not have the same impact.
25:40LAUGHTER
25:41Bluff-bluff-bluff...
25:51Alf?
25:53BELLO