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00:00We should hit the coast tonight.
00:06Oh, shit.
00:07Unless you want to stop in Portland.
00:09Should we take a detour?
00:10This is a detour.
00:12You know, I'm just not ready to be done with the road yet.
00:15We still have to drive basically the entire length of the United States to get back to Los Angeles.
00:20Yeah.
00:21We could stretch that out a few days.
00:23Cool.
00:25Maybe swing by Palm Springs.
00:27I love Palm Springs.
00:28It's warm in Palm Springs.
00:29That's right.
00:43How are we going to park this thing in Portland?
00:45I don't know.
00:46It's Portland.
00:47I'm sure you could just park it anywhere.
00:48It's kind of the same bulk of parking.
00:49It's reserved for like sustainable bicycles and vegan taco trucks.
00:54Probably right about that.
00:56Yeah, my neck's killing me.
01:00Mine too.
01:01I think that mattress is from the 1960s.
01:04Oh, definitely.
01:05Yeah.
01:06It's like made out of wood.
01:07Yeah, like driftwood.
01:09Spiky driftwood.
01:14I have an idea.
01:15Okay.
01:16It's irresponsible.
01:17Oh, that sounds really interesting.
01:19Tell me more.
01:20Tell me more.
01:21We could stay in a hotel.
01:24Are you serious?
01:26Yes.
01:27Yes.
01:28I could kiss you.
01:29Do it.
01:30You're gonna grab this up and you're gonna grab it for a cart.
01:31Stop!
01:32Stop!
01:46Yes.
01:47Is that necessary? Checking in?
02:07Yes, it should be under Calvin Fetsick.
02:10Great. I just need a credit card for incidentals.
02:13There should already be one on file.
02:14Which one of you is Valerie?
02:15It's cute. It's kind of cute.
02:18Are you sure this is an approved use?
02:20I think this qualifies as an emergency.
02:22I should probably check.
02:24Can I use your phone?
02:25Yeah, right over there.
02:35Hello, hi, sweetie.
02:37How's the open road?
02:39It's good. It's good. We're almost to California.
02:40What? Poo.
02:42So soon?
02:43Yeah, well, we've got to get back. Good jobs.
02:46Jobs, yes. Yes, you do.
02:48I really think you should take the time and enjoy this.
02:50I know. We will. We have. Thank you.
02:53Darling, youth is so fleeting.
02:56I wish you were just a little bit stupid so you could enjoy it.
03:00Me too.
03:00I mean, enjoy it while it lasts.
03:01No one who is young will ever be old.
03:06I'm going to deposit some more money into your account.
03:09I mean, you don't have to do that.
03:10Yes.
03:10Yes, I do.
03:11And I want you to go to dinner or something.
03:13Check into a nice hotel.
03:15We really can. I can't.
03:16And I don't want to hear another word about it.
03:17Okay. Thank you.
03:21I'm going to pay you back.
03:22No. No, you're not.
03:24I'm going to pay you back.
03:24I won't accept it.
03:25I'm going to pay you back.
03:26I'll burn it.
03:27Mom.
03:28Look, if you want to give me a present, live a good life.
03:32I can take value in that.
03:35Or buy me a martini.
03:37A nice glass of wine.
03:39Rose egg.
03:40Perhaps.
03:42You know, when I least expect it.
03:46Okay.
03:47I've got to go, darling.
03:48I have a hot date.
03:50Yeah, too.
03:51Wouldn't you like to know?
03:53It's not dad, is it?
03:54Hello?
03:55Mom.
03:56Mom.
04:02Want to check out the hotel bar?
04:12Definitely.
04:14Yeah.
04:20Does it still count as social drinking if it's just the two of us?
04:23Definitely.
04:25Social drinking, then.
04:27Before noon.
04:28Does this count as brunch?
04:29I think we have to be eating for it to be brunch.
04:32Hilarious.
04:35Want to get some actual food?
04:37Oh.
04:38It's gotten into you, Big Spender.
04:39I'm just trying to let go a little.
04:42I don't know.
04:42Worry less.
04:44Because there's so much to worry about.
04:46Oh, my God.
04:47There's so much to worry about.
04:49Don't go to that dark place.
04:52I'm trying.
04:54I have to go to the bathroom?
04:55Don't be finished with that by the time I get back.
04:57Promise.
04:58Hi.
05:01Can we get two whiskeys?
05:02Neat.
05:03And another one for the gentleman.
05:07The seat taken?
05:09Go for it.
05:10Hey, dude.
05:10I'm Patrick.
05:11This is my husband, Jerry.
05:12Calvin.
05:14Cal.
05:14How'd you know I'm an alcoholic?
05:19Well, you seem gay.
05:20Thanks.
05:20You guys seem pretty gay yourselves.
05:22We try.
05:23What brings you to Portland, Cal?
05:26We are driving from New York to Los Angeles.
05:29Oh, the scenic route.
05:31Who's we?
05:32Me and my boyfriend, Tom.
05:35Oh.
05:35Oh.
05:36Lucky boyfriend.
05:38Looks like you're lucky yourself.
05:40Lucky?
05:41We gambling?
05:42Is gambling even legal in Portland?
05:44No, we are drinking with these guys.
05:47This is Pat.
05:47This is Jerry.
05:49Like Tom and Jerry.
05:50Uh, no.
05:51You and I would be Tom and Jerry.
05:53Right.
05:54So you guys stay in here?
05:55Yeah.
05:56Uh, room 302.
05:57Huh.
05:58We have a suite upstairs.
06:00We're in town from San Jose.
06:01I need your little couples getaway.
06:04We could have a drink in our room.
06:06I'd like that.
06:09You know I love to drink.
06:10Can we get a bottle of cava?
06:12Sure.
06:13Another touch, man.
06:14Oh, okay.
06:16I mean...
06:18It's port.
06:19Yeah, apparently.
06:26And that's when I knew I had to sell the fucking company.
06:29I was not going to be a slave to my work anymore.
06:31Well, to the emancipation of Jerry.
06:34I mean, look, don't get me wrong.
06:35I loved what I did, but the tech world did not love me back.
06:38Well, it can be sexist.
06:40Yeah.
06:41And homophobic and casually racist.
06:43Oh, so you mean it's just like the rest of the world.
06:45Absolutely, but they're supposed to make the world a better place.
06:47Or whatever.
06:48The point is that they're smart enough to know better.
06:50So what do you do now?
06:51Well, some consulting.
06:52Mainly, I just live off my investments.
06:54What about you?
06:55Mainly, I just live off his investments.
06:57Cheers.
06:58We decided to quit our jobs together and do some traveling for a few years.
07:02It's not the lifestyle that I had envisioned, but we're comfortable.
07:06Yeah.
07:07I'd say you guys are very comfortable.
07:09Well, we can afford a few luxuries.
07:11Look, eventually you'll have fewer reasons to deny yourself the things you want.
07:16Oh, so you mean eventually we'll get to a point where we're not broke?
07:20You can't be that broke.
07:20You're staying here.
07:21Not in a room like this.
07:23A room is nice.
07:24Yeah, I know a room is nice.
07:25What should I have got in the penthouse?
07:27Uh-oh, you guys sound like us.
07:29Really?
07:30Oh, yeah.
07:30He's always riding me about money.
07:32Yeah, among other things.
07:34Woof.
07:35So how long have you guys been together?
07:38Coming up on 20 years.
07:39Wow.
07:40Take that straight, people.
07:42Huh?
07:42Yeah.
07:43Huh?
07:43Yeah.
07:44And we did it without having to shit out a bunch of kids to distract ourselves from one another.
07:49Yeah, there's nothing wrong with wanting kids.
07:50Okay.
07:51You guys want kids?
07:52No.
07:52Good, we hate kids.
07:54There's nothing worse than hooking up with another couple
07:56and having their toddler waddle up to the hot tub.
08:00Makes you feel like a pervert.
08:01We kind of are perverts.
08:03It's kind of what makes it fun.
08:05I actually write about that a lot.
08:06You're a writer?
08:07Woof.
08:09Sort of.
08:10He's a writer.
08:11He had a piece in the Paris Review.
08:12Four years ago.
08:13He's been published in a lot of very distinguished blogs.
08:15I love the Paris Review and blogs and perverts.
08:19Careful not to become an old pervert.
08:20Nobody likes an old pervert.
08:23We're not old perverts.
08:24Yet.
08:24But you've got to check in with yourself from time to time
08:26to make sure that you haven't transitioned into one of those old leches.
08:29When does that happen exactly?
08:32It depends on who you ask.
08:33No.
08:34It's right around 30.
08:34No.
08:35I'm just saying.
08:38Cheers.
08:39It's so nice to talk to another couple that we can actually relate to.
08:43Is it because we're old perverts?
08:44No, because you're perverts in love.
08:45Jesus Christ, 20 fucking years?
08:4820 years of fucking.
08:49Oh.
08:50What's your fucking secret?
08:51I think it's harder to do what you guys are doing.
08:54I don't think any of our younger friends have stayed together as long as you guys have.
08:57Plus, with the internet and our phones making everywhere you go a cruising ground,
09:01it's too easy to wander away from each other.
09:03We were monogamous for 10 years.
09:07Partially because of AIDS.
09:09Seriously?
09:10You're bringing up AIDS?
09:11What?
09:12No, we should talk about it.
09:13I think what Cal means to say is A, thank you,
09:16and B, 20 fucking years.
09:18That's incredible.
09:20Well, we know what works for us.
09:22Right?
09:22You have to know what you want, and you have to ask for it.
09:25Right.
09:27It's about communicating.
09:29And it's about accepting the other person completely, including their flaws.
09:33I've got flaws.
09:35God knows I've got flaws.
09:37I mean, the things that I've done to get ahead,
09:40the people that I fucked over, the people that we fucked.
09:45Mistakes were made.
09:47I'm sorry.
09:48I talk too much.
09:49That's another flaw.
09:51But that's who I am.
09:52There's more beauty in truth, even if it's sinful, even if it's dreadful.
09:58I accept your flaws.
09:59I celebrate your flaws.
10:01And I forgive you for bringing up AIDS.
10:04I mean...
10:04Okay.
10:05You're drunk.
10:06We're all drunk and dreadful, apparently.
10:09And sinful.
10:10We all are.
10:12That's life.
10:13The ways of sin are curious.
10:18I guess if a man had to shuck off all he had, inside and out,
10:23he'd manage to hide a few little sins somewhere.
10:29For his discomfort.
10:31They're the last things we'll give up.
10:34Steinbeck.
10:34But if you can share those little sins...
10:39I mean, there's no such thing as honesty,
10:42but you've got to get as close to honest as you can get.
10:46To hold on to any hope at all.
10:47Now, here's a little secret.
10:49When he starts quoting Steinbeck, that means he's too drunk.
10:52I love Steinbeck.
10:53And he's right.
10:54I am a big fucking drunk.
10:57But he celebrates me.
10:59Doesn't he?
11:00Despite everything.
11:01Always, baby.
11:02And I celebrate you.
11:03What about you?
11:08Do you celebrate each other?
11:12I think so.
11:13Yeah.
11:14Sometimes.
11:14Yeah.
11:15I mean, I think he could really stand to worry a lot less.
11:19And maybe drink a lot less.
11:21And he could probably stand to worry a little bit more.
11:23And maybe have a little bit of a direction in his life.
11:25Okay, cool.
11:26And I think that you could probably actually stand to not be such a fucking mess every night
11:30and make a dramatic fucking scene and regretting it the next morning.
11:32Oh, is that so?
11:33Yes.
11:34Yeah.
11:36You could stand to.
11:36All I'm saying.
11:41So who's the top and who's the bottom?
11:45Well.
11:46Come on.
11:47Oh, come on.
11:49We take turns.
11:51This is bullshit.
11:52No, we do.
11:53It's 80-20.
11:54It's always 80-20.
11:56Okay, fine.
11:57But, I mean, that's not always true.
11:59But fine.
11:59Okay.
12:00So who's the 80?
12:01Who's the 20?
12:01What even is the 80 and the 20?
12:03Yeah.
12:04Well, since you guys are so flexible, I'll guess.
12:07Pat, why don't you take Tom into the other room?
12:13More champagne for us.
12:14Or we could all just stay together.
12:16Oh, you'll get sick of that eventually.
12:19Besides, I think you guys need a little break from each other.
12:21Sure.
12:22Sure.
12:23Why not?
12:24All right.
12:26Have fun.
12:41Does your boyfriend get jealous?
12:42Yeah.
12:45Maybe sometimes.
12:46Not often.
12:47I'm really more like 60-40.
12:51Not that there's anything wrong with 80-20.
12:53Yeah, whatever.
12:55We don't get jealous anymore.
12:57We're beyond jealousy.
12:59That's good.
13:01That's not to say he can't be an asshole.
13:03That's our biggest problem now.
13:05He can be so fucking stingy sometimes.
13:07And mean.
13:09I'm sorry.
13:10No, no.
13:12It's okay.
13:14I honestly don't care anymore.
13:17I'm not caring.
13:19It works for us.
13:20Yeah.
13:23Can I ask you a question?
13:26I'm on prep.
13:27We use condoms.
13:27And I'm sorry he kept bringing up AIDS.
13:29That's not bad.
13:30It's just good.
13:32Us too.
13:34It seemed like we're...
13:36What?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Broken.
13:40No more than anybody.
13:44Have you read The Velvet Rage?
13:46Yeah.
13:47No, not yet.
13:48I'm going to.
13:51Yeah, you should read it.
13:52I'm sorry.
14:00I'm sorry.
14:01It's just...
14:02We haven't really done this in a few years without each other.
14:06It's pretty much all we do.
14:10You're okay with that?
14:11Let me ask you a question.
14:15Are you in love?
14:17Yeah.
14:18Then stop worrying so much.
14:20There's another Steinbeck quote from a letter to his lovesick son.
14:25Nothing good gets away.
14:30You really believe that?
14:31I have to.
14:46You guys seem like you're always at each other's throats.
14:48Not all of them.
14:52I'm glad I ended up with you.
14:54Me too.
14:59You can fuck me raw.
15:00Just don't tell Jerry.
15:05I think I should go check him out.
15:09It's okay.
15:10No, no.
15:11Come on.
15:11Come on.
15:13All right.
15:14All right.
15:21Hey.
15:23Hey, asshole.
15:24I'm really drunk.
15:26You?
15:28Never.
15:29Let's go.
15:30Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
15:35Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
15:39Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
15:41Here we go now.
15:43Let's make our own way.
15:4721 else to the beach.
15:49Strange.
15:49That was so...
15:56fucking...
15:58Strange.
16:03Sad.
16:06Yeah.
16:11Yeah.
16:12I don't want to be sad.
16:16I guess we have to settle for strange.
16:22Now was the time and we'll have it like we wanted to be.
16:27We'll be back.
16:28We'll be back.
16:28We'll be back.
16:29Wow.
16:39Yeah.
16:40Feels like home.
16:41What are you talking about?
16:43We never went to the ocean.
16:44It's too much traffic.
16:45Look, I miss the east side.
16:48We'll be back soon.
16:53Did you see what I stole from the hotel?
16:55Yes, you're ridiculous.
16:57I know.
17:04I've been thinking.
17:06Ah, it'd be dangerous.
17:08We have a decision to make.
17:10We just don't know what it is.
17:12Deep.
17:13No, well, life isn't deep.
17:16Life is shallow.
17:17Life's a cliché.
17:19You should put that on the coffee mug.
17:22I don't know, it's a little ambiguous for the morning.
17:25How about I don't do Mondays?
17:28You're like Garfield the cat.
17:30Get that alive.
17:31Yeah?
17:32And the slutty green M&M.
17:38Do we have a dysfunctional relationship?
17:40Oh, yeah.
17:41I just don't want us to drift apart.
17:44I don't want us to wear each other down until we don't care anymore.
17:48I just don't want to stop caring.
17:50It's not gonna happen.
17:52It's gonna work because it's gotta work, and it's gotta work because I said so.
17:57We're a mess.
17:58Yeah.
17:59But I am so happy to be falling apart with you.
18:14Me too.
18:20Me too.
18:25Let's get in the water.
18:26What?
18:27Let's get in the fucking ocean.
18:28Wow.
18:29You're insane.
18:30Here we go now, let's make our own way.
18:35Now is the time and we'll make it okay.
18:40Oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:43Can we make our own way?
18:45All we need is a roof out of one place.
18:47We'll be fine now, just like the old days.
18:50We can make our own way
18:52We can make our own way
18:58All we need is a roof out of one place
19:02We'll be fine now just like the old days
19:08I love you.
19:14I love you too, Ash.
19:20We can make our own way
19:28We can make our own way
19:34Morning.
19:40Hey.
19:41You writing?
19:43Yeah.
19:44It's all shit.
19:50I don't want to go back to real life.
19:54This isn't real life?
19:56You gotta get jobs, you gotta get the cat back from Hillary if the cat's still alive.
20:02Gotta find a place to live.
20:04That's what this is for.
20:07I wish this was real life.
20:13So do I.
20:14On the road.
20:19Will you drive?
20:20Yes.
20:22I hate driving.
20:23Oh man, I don't want to ever parallel park this thing again.
20:46I didn't think we'd find parking.
20:48Finding one spot in Silver Lake's hard enough.
20:50You did this to us.
20:52You're welcome.
20:52I have an idea.
20:54It's masochistic, but do you want to go check out our old place?
20:57It's right here.
20:58Sure.
21:00No fucking way.
21:02Are you kidding me?
21:06I wonder if the key still works.
21:08You think that's gone up a lot?
21:09Oh, definitely.
21:09Oh, definitely.
21:13We're right where we should be
21:16These are the words you said to me
21:19Never lose a good thing
21:22Never lose a good thing
21:22We can make our own way
21:28Well, look who it is.
21:31Hi.
21:32I haven't seen you in, it says well over a year
21:36Yeah, we've been in New York
21:38Yeah, you get around, no judgments
21:39No, we moved to New York
21:41We have offices in New York
21:42It says you haven't been to any of them
21:44We went somewhere else
21:45So you cheated on me
21:49Well, it's fine
21:53What brings you in here today?
21:55Just a routine checkup
21:57Just a routine checkup
21:58Nothing specific in your history you might be worried about?
22:04We like to have these stats
22:05They really help us
22:07Well, we did have bareback sex with the drifter in Oklahoma
22:09So
22:10Great
22:12I mean, not the activity is great
22:13I hope it was great for you
22:14I wasn't there, I don't know
22:15But your partner told me that
22:17And as I said to him
22:18It's okay
22:19I have been there
22:21We have all done that
22:22Chill out, breathe
22:23Oh my god
22:23What else are you going to do in Middle America?
22:25So you're on PrEP, it says
22:27Yeah
22:27And you take it every day
22:29Yeah
22:29Not just on the weekends for fun
22:31Or double dosing like your partner said
22:33Making those jokes about PrEP at the STD clinic
22:37Hilarious
22:38We don't actually do that
22:40Yeah, great
22:40Are you experiencing rectal bleeding?
22:44No
22:44Not this time, huh?
22:47Remember the last time with erectal bleeding?
22:50You know what?
22:52I'm going to give you a gold star
22:54If you care about your sexual health
22:56And the health of the many others
22:57You'll probably have sex with soon
22:59I just think
22:59These stickers don't stick
23:01That's not terrible
23:02It's stuck
23:02It's on
23:03Very pretty
23:04Okay, great
23:06So tell me the truth
23:07You're here because you need a doctor's note
23:08To attend a sex party this evening
23:10No
23:11You sure?
23:14You're not going to go to any of this?
23:15All righty
23:17Well, when I talk to your partner
23:19He seemed very interested in the local sex party
23:22Please take as many condoms as you'd like
23:24Bad enough
23:27I would take some more
23:28That seems good
23:35All we need is a roof
23:40And a warm place
23:41We'll be fine now
23:45Just like the old days
23:47Hey, stupid naked
23:51Shake it up like we did
23:53We did
23:54There was a time
23:57And we'll have it like we wanted
23:59We did
24:00We did
24:01We'll be fine
24:06With YOU