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00:00:00The End
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00:01:29You two ought to move in a bed and live here
00:01:33Two beds, Mike
00:01:34Well, anyway, we have a lot of fun
00:01:37She likes the music and I like the beer
00:01:39Yeah, and you both like each other
00:01:40How'd you guess it?
00:01:44Go out the chair and have a glass of beer with us
00:01:45I know
00:01:46I never touch the filthy stuff
00:01:48How's the baby, Mike?
00:01:50Oh, surely you ought to see him a little rascal
00:01:52He's getting to look more like me every day
00:01:55The poor devil
00:01:56Someday you'll be having one of your own, Pat
00:02:01And then you'll be happy
00:02:03Well, good night, dear
00:02:08Good night, Mike
00:02:09Oh, here
00:02:12Oh, Pat, there's nothing worse than a flat glass of beer
00:02:15Or a flat tire
00:02:16I catch on
00:02:17But I couldn't go another one
00:02:19Darling, if you weren't so beautiful
00:02:21I'd get me a girl with a larger capacity
00:02:24I try hard
00:02:26But it takes up so much room
00:02:27Please don't make me finish it
00:02:30But I feel like being mean tonight
00:02:32Well, then take me home
00:02:34I'm a working woman
00:02:35And it's getting late
00:02:35Oh, must we?
00:02:37I'm afraid we must
00:02:38All right
00:02:41Herman
00:02:43Check
00:02:44Check
00:02:44Check
00:02:45Check
00:02:45Here's a taxi, let's take it
00:02:55No
00:02:55It's a 20 and 10
00:02:57Come on, let's splurge
00:02:59Let's walk
00:03:01It's pretty chilly
00:03:02I don't mind
00:03:03All right
00:03:08Call me tomorrow
00:03:33Sure
00:03:34It's been perfect, Max
00:03:35Good night
00:03:37You're a rascal, Mr. Silbert
00:03:43Good night, Pat
00:03:44Good night, dear
00:04:07Good night, good night, good night
00:04:08I love you, I love you, I love you.
00:04:38Oh, Pat, I couldn't find a cab.
00:04:55Do you mind if I call one?
00:04:56Call a yellow.
00:04:57They were standing a couple of blocks away.
00:04:59All right.
00:05:02Thanks.
00:05:05Must have been later than I thought.
00:05:08Hello, yellow?
00:05:16We'll send a cab to 122 West 110.
00:05:20Yeah.
00:05:22Okay.
00:05:23Mrs. McGee would have a fit if she knew you were here.
00:05:26Do you care?
00:05:27No.
00:05:28Well, let her have her fits.
00:05:32You're not afraid to have me here, are you, Pat?
00:05:36No.
00:05:38You look lovely with your hair all must that way.
00:05:49Do you love me, Max?
00:05:52You know I do.
00:05:55We can't help loving each other, can we, Pat?
00:06:00Your taxi will be here in a minute.
00:06:02It can go away again.
00:06:03Hold me tight, Max.
00:06:11Hold me tight, Max.
00:06:11Hold me tight.
00:06:11Hold me tight.
00:06:35Let's go.
00:07:05Boy, some people take 10, they tell me.
00:07:0810 will make me 20 years.
00:07:09Please, please, please.
00:07:11Everybody, please, keep quiet.
00:07:14I got for you a big surprise.
00:07:17I'm going to make for you a speech.
00:07:24The first thing that I want to tell you is that I'm very happy.
00:07:32And why am I happy?
00:07:33I'm happy because my Max here...
00:07:38Our Max, Papa.
00:07:40All right, Mama.
00:07:41But keep quiet.
00:07:43I'm happy because our Max here has just received it, his diploma.
00:07:49In the diploma, which it tells that he's going to be our big doctor.
00:07:59And I always wanted that my Max here...
00:08:03Papa, our Max.
00:08:05Our Max.
00:08:06Mama, if it'll give you a big pleasure, I'll call him your Max.
00:08:09Only just keep quiet, will you?
00:08:14I always wanted that our Max should have the things that we couldn't have.
00:08:18What's the difference if we work and we sweat and we save every penny?
00:08:23Just so as my Max could bring home this paper.
00:08:27Just a little paper, mind you.
00:08:29Just a little paper, huh?
00:08:30But what does it say in that paper, huh?
00:08:33It makes us very happy, huh, Mama?
00:08:35But, kind friends, there's also something else that makes me very happy.
00:08:44And it also makes our Max very happy, too.
00:08:48That when he comes home, somebody should look into his eyes and...
00:08:53Look, look, look.
00:08:54Already she's blushing like a bridegroom.
00:08:56Don't be bashful.
00:08:58Be ashamed of the gold.
00:08:59Our Max would show that he's very happy, too.
00:09:02But, uh, he's a little bashful.
00:09:04He's bashful.
00:09:07Well, kind friends, I...
00:09:09I don't think I got anything else to say to you except that...
00:09:13The peaches is getting cold in the bin.
00:09:15It's not cold, Papa.
00:09:20Max, did I say something at the table a while ago that...
00:09:26That maybe...
00:09:28Maybe made you feel bad, huh?
00:09:32Max, yeah, I know.
00:09:39I know that you're in trouble.
00:09:42But your Papa's older and...
00:09:44And he knows what's best for you.
00:09:47Max, many times I watch those young fellas...
00:09:52That run away from...
00:09:54From our people.
00:09:54And the finish...
00:09:56The finish, Max, is always...
00:10:00Always not so good.
00:10:03Believe me, Max.
00:10:05Your Papa knows.
00:10:08It's all right, Papa.
00:10:11I understand.
00:10:12What's the matter?
00:10:20Huh?
00:10:23Oh, I was thinking about my father.
00:10:25I never met him, Max.
00:10:27Tell me about him.
00:10:30He's old, Pat.
00:10:31I'm tired.
00:10:32He's worked hard.
00:10:34Push carts and sweatshops and things like that ever since he was a boy.
00:10:39So has my mother.
00:10:41They saved every penny they could get their fingers on for me.
00:10:44So I could be a doctor.
00:10:45They gave me a dinner last night.
00:10:48They're proud of you, Max.
00:10:51Ambitious.
00:10:53Sacrificed their whole lives so I could be a great surgeon.
00:10:55You will be.
00:10:58Now that I've passed my examinations, they...
00:11:01Want me to get married.
00:11:08They've chosen a girl.
00:11:11The father has quite a lot of money.
00:11:14Has influence and...
00:11:15You can see that I get a good start.
00:11:21They expect me to go to Vienna.
00:11:24For a postgraduate course.
00:11:29Combination honeymoon.
00:11:32I hope you'll be very happy, Max.
00:11:35I'll throw it all over if you ask me to.
00:11:39You don't mean that, Max.
00:11:43Pat, I...
00:11:43I understand.
00:11:44It's a great opportunity for you.
00:11:48You can't walk on your family now.
00:11:51You're fine, Pat.
00:11:52Mm-mm.
00:11:54Just trying to be sensible.
00:12:00Gee, Pat...
00:12:02Pat.
00:12:05I'm sorry if I...
00:12:06Please.
00:12:09Pat.
00:12:12Pat.
00:12:12Pat.
00:12:12Pat.
00:12:12Pat.
00:12:12Pat.
00:12:13Pat.
00:12:14Pat.
00:12:15Pat.
00:12:15Pat.
00:12:16Pat.
00:12:19Pat.
00:12:19Pat.
00:12:20Pat.
00:13:50Hey, Nick, old boy, you'll make a fortune.
00:14:00Eddie, how much I get?
00:14:02Quarter of a cent.
00:14:03I need your penny.
00:14:05Check.
00:14:05And you get a three-quarters, huh?
00:14:13Well, I got a bite of gum, don't I?
00:14:14Ah.
00:14:18Say, Eddie, how many machines you got?
00:14:21How many relatives you got?
00:14:23Oh, I forgot.
00:14:23Well, that's the same with me.
00:14:26I bet you won't forget when you go and collect the pennies, eh?
00:14:29Ah, shit.
00:14:32Eddie, I fixed a very nice steak for you.
00:14:34That's the best of the house?
00:14:35I don't fix it for nobody.
00:14:37Well, just so you don't poison me.
00:14:39Nice and pleasant your potatoes.
00:14:40Oh, yes.
00:14:41You like to have a little, uh, Worcestershire?
00:14:44Yeah.
00:14:44A little sauce.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:46That's fine.
00:14:47Eddie, you enjoy yourself, huh?
00:14:49Attaboy, Nick.
00:14:50Oh, yes.
00:15:04Say, Eddie, Eddie, there is a lady in the lady's room.
00:15:07Well, that's okay with me.
00:15:09But she's stuck.
00:15:10Stuck?
00:15:11What do you mean, she's stuck?
00:15:12The door is jammed.
00:15:13She can't come out.
00:15:14All right, let her stay in there.
00:15:16But she wants to come out.
00:15:17All right, let her come out, then.
00:15:20What you could do.
00:15:21Climb up to it.
00:15:22Climb up to what?
00:15:24There is a window.
00:15:26Well, what's the matter with the door?
00:15:27I told you, the door is, she's stuck.
00:15:30Well, can't you jam it open?
00:15:31Are you going to break on the door?
00:15:34Eddie, please, you climb.
00:15:35Listen, listen.
00:15:35I came in here to eat a steak, not the yanked dames or the ladies' rooms.
00:15:38Go away, will you?
00:15:38That's all right.
00:15:39Please, you do for me, huh?
00:15:40Please.
00:15:41Oh, all right.
00:15:42Where's the wind?
00:15:42All right, you lady, please.
00:15:43All right.
00:15:44Just a minute.
00:15:45Come on, Eddie, please.
00:15:47It's a fate.
00:15:48That's in the window.
00:15:50I boost you up, Eddie.
00:15:52Dames can have more things happen to them if they ain't running out of gas and losing
00:15:55their pocketbook or they're getting stuck someplace.
00:16:00Look out, Danny, please.
00:16:02Look out.
00:16:03The window's stuck, Nick.
00:16:04Push him out, Danny.
00:16:07You broke through the window.
00:16:08Hey, you breakability.
00:16:09Gary, please.
00:16:10The door's stuck.
00:16:14You're telling me.
00:16:15What do you think I'm doing up here?
00:16:15Looking for real estate?
00:16:17Do you think you could open it?
00:16:18I'm not even going to try.
00:16:20The two of us get down there, we'll never get out.
00:16:22Come on, see if you can reach my hand.
00:16:23Well, why don't you try to open the door?
00:16:26Come here.
00:16:26Come here.
00:16:27Step up there.
00:16:28Here.
00:16:30This is terrible.
00:16:31Now what do I do?
00:16:31Put your foot on that box.
00:16:32Come on.
00:16:33You can get through here.
00:16:34Oh, heaven.
00:16:35This is awful.
00:16:37Please, Eddie.
00:16:38That's on my head.
00:16:39Now, can you hold it up there, Rick?
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:42Oh, wait a minute.
00:16:43What?
00:16:44Wait a minute.
00:16:44Now, sit down.
00:16:45I've got to my...
00:16:46Gary, please.
00:16:47Now, stay up there.
00:16:48We'll catch you.
00:16:48I'm coming down there.
00:16:49Little Fred.
00:16:52These women.
00:16:53Little Fred, take her leave tonight.
00:16:55Come on.
00:16:56Come on.
00:16:56You're all right.
00:16:57Wait a minute.
00:16:58Do you think we can do it this way?
00:16:59Yes, we can.
00:17:00It's all right.
00:17:01Come on.
00:17:01Do we catch you, please?
00:17:03We got you.
00:17:04All right.
00:17:04All right.
00:17:05Little Fred.
00:17:06Bye.
00:17:09What did you go in there for, anyway?
00:17:12Why, I...
00:17:13Well, that's that.
00:17:16Check.
00:17:18The lock, she got rusty.
00:17:19I'm very sorry, lady.
00:17:21Oh!
00:17:22Look at that.
00:17:23Oh, now, what's the matter?
00:17:25Have you got a safety pin?
00:17:27Do I look like the kind of a guy that's carrying around safety pins?
00:17:29Well, you might be a little pleasant about it.
00:17:31Well, I still ain't got a safety pin.
00:17:33I got a pin, lady.
00:17:35I'll fix him up.
00:17:36I'll fix him up.
00:17:37I'm very sorry.
00:17:38In the meantime, dear, do you mind if I go in there and finish my steak?
00:17:41As far as I'm concerned, you can do anything you like.
00:17:43Check.
00:17:44Just a minute.
00:17:47You come over some other time.
00:17:49I'll fix up a nice free meal, dear, huh?
00:17:51Yes.
00:17:52Well, I think you ought to fix up a nice free script for me.
00:17:54Well, it's not my fault, lady, please.
00:17:56That will give me a lot of trouble.
00:17:58That will be all right.
00:18:04You're going to tell him very sorry.
00:18:11I'm sorry I was so cross.
00:18:13Yeah.
00:18:15Leave the door open next time.
00:18:18Are you going back to New York?
00:18:20Why?
00:18:21Would you mind if I went with you?
00:18:24Listen, you ain't trying to pick me up on you.
00:18:26No, but I thought if you'd let me walk alongside of you, my skirt wouldn't be so noticeable.
00:18:32Where do you go?
00:18:33Uptown to 110th Street.
00:18:36Well, stick around until I finish my steak.
00:18:38I guess I can stand it.
00:18:50Well, here's to you.
00:18:51What were you doing over at Coney's this time of the year?
00:18:57Oh, business.
00:18:58Work there?
00:18:59Not exactly.
00:19:00I love to get down on the beach when there's nobody there.
00:19:03Watch the water.
00:19:04Think.
00:19:06What do you think about?
00:19:07Oh, nothing.
00:19:09Just think.
00:19:10What do you mean?
00:19:11You've got to think.
00:19:12I beg your heart.
00:19:13I'm sorry.
00:19:15Check.
00:19:17Well, uh-oh.
00:19:18Let's have an orange ring, will you?
00:19:20Orange coming up.
00:19:22What are you looking at?
00:19:23Must be pretty rough tonight, huh?
00:19:25Oh, and them fresh guys, huh?
00:19:27Looks like he was a fresh guy.
00:19:28What was you trying to do?
00:19:29Tear up something?
00:19:33What?
00:19:33What's that?
00:19:33I guess we have a little before now.
00:19:35Come on, Victor.
00:19:36What am I going to do now?
00:19:37Hurry up.
00:19:41You know, it's guys like that that give this neighborhood a bad name.
00:19:44Do you live around here?
00:19:45I'm up a couple of blocks.
00:19:46I got a lot of business around here, though.
00:19:48What business are you in?
00:19:50Well, I'm a sort of a chain merchant.
00:19:52Oh, grocery.
00:19:53No.
00:19:53Chewing gum.
00:19:54Chewing gum?
00:19:55Yeah.
00:19:56What's the matter with that?
00:19:57Oh, nothing.
00:19:58Here we are.
00:19:59This is the place.
00:20:02Thanks for everything.
00:20:04Check.
00:20:05Well, good night.
00:20:06Good night.
00:20:07Say, listen now.
00:20:09What about Tuesday?
00:20:11Well, what about it?
00:20:13Well, do you want to go to a movie or something?
00:20:16Oh.
00:20:18Well, what about it?
00:20:20Well, suppose you call me Tuesday.
00:20:23Oh, no.
00:20:24Listen.
00:20:25When I make a date, I want to make a date.
00:20:26I don't like that policy of calling up to find out if it's on or off.
00:20:29You know.
00:20:30Why do you want to make a date with me?
00:20:32Why does any guy want to date a girl?
00:20:34Say, listen.
00:20:35You want to be complimented.
00:20:38Check.
00:20:39Well, what about it?
00:20:41Check.
00:20:41Well, Tuesday night.
00:20:45Good night.
00:20:46Good night.
00:20:46Oh, say.
00:20:47What's your name?
00:20:48Patricia Smith.
00:20:49Patricia.
00:20:50That's a very pretty name.
00:20:53Eddie Doyle.
00:21:02What's so funny about that?
00:21:04Oh, nothing.
00:21:06Well, 8.30 Tuesday night.
00:21:08Good night.
00:21:09Good night.
00:21:10Good night.
00:21:14Good night.
00:21:15Good night.
00:21:15Good night.
00:22:02I got back this morning.
00:22:18I know.
00:22:20Why did you come here?
00:22:22I had to see you, Pat.
00:22:23I counted the hours during the whole trip back.
00:22:26How did you get in?
00:22:28Bribed the landlady.
00:22:32How was Vienna?
00:22:43It was marvelous.
00:22:45You would have loved it.
00:22:47But let's not talk about that.
00:22:50You shouldn't have come here, Mac.
00:22:52Do you think I'd come back without seeing you?
00:22:54Where were you?
00:22:57I've been waiting hours.
00:22:58Over at Coney.
00:22:59Coney?
00:23:00This time of year?
00:23:01Why not?
00:23:03Lonely?
00:23:05No.
00:23:07Just restless.
00:23:10You poor kids.
00:23:12Max, please don't.
00:23:13It's not fair.
00:23:14It's not fair for us to be separated, Pat.
00:23:17We love each other.
00:23:19We did love each other.
00:23:26Don't pretend.
00:23:30Oh, just excited at seeing you, I guess.
00:23:33Why can't we go on as we were, Pat?
00:23:36There's no difference.
00:23:38There's a lot of difference.
00:23:39You have a wife now.
00:23:41But I don't love her.
00:23:44You married her.
00:23:47You understood.
00:23:49Try to understand me, Max.
00:23:51I can't go on being a girl on the back of your life.
00:23:53I won't.
00:23:54I want a life of my own.
00:23:56What we had was fine, but it's over.
00:23:59If we went on now, it would be just dirty.
00:24:04Please go, Max.
00:24:05I'm tired.
00:24:09Goodbye, Max.
00:24:13I'll phone you.
00:24:14Don't, Max.
00:24:15I'm forgetting about you.
00:24:19I couldn't.
00:24:20And neither can you.
00:24:22And whether you let me see you or not,
00:24:24you won't forget me.
00:24:25Wouldn't you be surprised?
00:24:28Why didn't you let me see you?
00:24:28Oh, my God.
00:24:29Well, I could look.
00:24:30I can see you.
00:24:31I could see you.
00:24:31But you kept you up with another...
00:24:32I could see you.
00:24:47I could see you.
00:24:49Oh, my God.
00:25:19Eddie, how are you?
00:25:35Uh-oh. So it's you, huh?
00:25:38Class it again.
00:25:40I owe Pop three bucks.
00:25:42I've been waiting for you to get the pennies out of that coffee grinder so I can paint.
00:25:46Oh, my God's waiting for that.
00:25:48Listen, I've got to take Sheena out of here because it's costing me about five bucks a week.
00:25:51No, it ain't. Did I miss you last week?
00:25:53Yeah, you missed.
00:26:00Hello?
00:26:00Hello? I asked you not to, Max.
00:26:04No, please don't do that.
00:26:07I can't.
00:26:10I've got a date anyway.
00:26:12Who is? That peanut vendor?
00:26:16Please see me, Pat.
00:26:20Well, it can't do any harm for me just to talk to you once in a while.
00:26:23Well, it's about time you're getting home there, son.
00:26:44Come on, let's go.
00:26:45I met a girl three weeks ago, and he ain't been the same since.
00:26:49Come on, come on. I'll call you a cab.
00:26:52Goodbye, boys.
00:26:53Oh, Patty.
00:26:54Take good care of Al, Eddie.
00:27:02What are you eating?
00:27:03The sex life of the frog.
00:27:05Must be pretty snappy.
00:27:07Stay tight with it.
00:27:08It's tough enough at night to carry you around, but I've got to stand for it.
00:27:12Come on, people are looking at it. Straighten up with it.
00:27:14Hey, taxi. Come here, will you?
00:27:22Come on, come on, son.
00:27:23Come on, please.
00:27:29Come on, get in.
00:27:31Go home and get some sleep, will you?
00:27:32142 West 120.
00:27:34Hey, I haven't got a nickname.
00:27:36You're telling me, huh?
00:27:38Here, stand with this.
00:27:41142 West 120, you got that?
00:27:42I'll get some sleep, will you?
00:27:44I'll get some sleep, will you?
00:27:44I'll get some sleep, will you?
00:27:59Come in, Eddie.
00:28:04This is Lester Martin, Eddie Doyle.
00:28:06How are you?
00:28:07Hello.
00:28:08I'll be ready right away, Eddie.
00:28:13Kind of a worn-out old set.
00:28:15I like it.
00:28:16It's a good tone.
00:28:17What do you mean, a bad tone?
00:28:19It's got a good tone.
00:28:19I know, because I got a musical ear.
00:28:25Well, it's all right now, I guess.
00:28:26If you have any more trouble, let me know, Pat.
00:28:28Thank you, Lester, you're a darling.
00:28:30See you later.
00:28:31Bye.
00:28:32So long.
00:28:40Who, who was the guy?
00:28:43Boy from downstairs.
00:28:45Yeah, what's he doing up here?
00:28:47He came up to fix my radio, silly.
00:28:49What's the matter, couldn't I fix it?
00:28:50I don't know, could you?
00:28:51Well, certainly, I got a kind of a mechanical head.
00:28:54Now, listen, there was no reason
00:28:56you calling the guy darling, either.
00:28:58I didn't call him darling.
00:28:59I simply said he...
00:29:00Listen, it's the same thing.
00:29:02I'm telling you, don't have any men in your room
00:29:03because it don't look right.
00:29:05What about yourself?
00:29:06Well, I'm different.
00:29:08I, uh...
00:29:09Well, you're my girl, ain't you?
00:29:11Not that I know of.
00:29:12Well, you are, and I don't want to see
00:29:13that monkey up here no more, see?
00:29:14Well, I'll have anyone up here I like.
00:29:16Now, is that the right attitude to take?
00:29:18I'm not going to stand here and let you yell at me.
00:29:20Who's yelling?
00:29:20You are.
00:29:21I am not.
00:29:22You are.
00:29:24All right.
00:29:25That's the way you want to act about it?
00:29:26I'm just trying to take an interest in you, see?
00:29:28Go on, go ahead, get yourself a bad reputation.
00:29:30Have them in your room.
00:29:31Go on, see if I care.
00:29:34Oh, Eddie, what are we arguing about?
00:29:39I don't know, but you started it.
00:29:41I did not.
00:29:42You did.
00:29:44Anybody think we're mad at me, isn't it?
00:29:47Argue, argue, come on, let's get out
00:29:49before we start all over again.
00:29:50We'll have a snappy dinner because I got two tickets.
00:29:52A couple of tickets for a play.
00:29:53No, for a wrestling match.
00:29:55A wrestling match?
00:29:56I've never been to one.
00:29:58You've never been to a wrestling match?
00:29:59What, I swear.
00:30:00Oh, I don't think I'd like that.
00:30:01Let's go to a movie.
00:30:02What do you mean, movie?
00:30:03Listen, a wrestling match.
00:30:04I'm telling you.
00:30:04Ladies and gentlemen, the main event of the evening, a wrestling bout to a finish.
00:30:19Introducing that well-known collegiate at 225, Paul DeLong.
00:30:29At 230, former heavyweight champion of the whole world,
00:30:36The culture which is a tough sport.
00:30:37Theいき casualizing.
00:30:39Most subscribers now as they do.
00:30:41Ooh.
00:30:42See you.
00:30:42Pete.
00:30:43Andy.
00:30:44Oh.
00:30:44Referee, let's go.
00:30:46Let's go!
00:30:46Christians.
00:30:47And others
00:30:51Hungry Je250 around.
00:30:52Happy insurance.
00:30:52I'm hungry.
00:30:53I don't know why.
00:30:54I'm hungry.
00:30:54We've been to the stage.
00:30:56Stephen and perceber.
00:30:57Holy shit.
00:30:58My queen.
00:30:59Niceahn.
00:30:59Wonderfuligans.
00:31:00They're the person who wins.
00:31:01They're the person.
00:31:02Constantly.
00:31:03You're the person who also scores
00:31:03Theumerator.
00:31:04Oh, my God.
00:31:34Oh, my God.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:34Oh, my God.
00:33:04Oh, my God.
00:33:34Oh, my God.
00:34:04Get a look on this table.
00:34:06There he is.
00:34:06He's not under his head.
00:34:08Oh, Pat.
00:34:09Pat.
00:34:10Here I am, Eddie.
00:34:13Where am I?
00:34:13It's all right, buddy.
00:34:14You've just been killed.
00:34:15Here, take another sniff of this, boy.
00:34:17Are you hurt, Eddie?
00:34:18Gee, what happened?
00:34:19Oh, DeLong sat on you.
00:34:21DeLong?
00:34:22I thought he was in the ring.
00:34:23He was, but the Frisco threw him out.
00:34:25And he landed on you.
00:34:27Are you all right, Eddie?
00:34:28Say, what kind of a joint is this, anyway?
00:34:29You bring a gal in here for an evilest entertainment,
00:34:31they start throwing wrestlers at you.
00:34:32Where's the big palooka?
00:34:33Ah, take it easy, buddy.
00:34:34Here, have a drink.
00:34:35Listen, I don't want no drink.
00:34:36I got a right to be sore.
00:34:37Ah, say, don't take it that way.
00:34:41Big, big.
00:34:42How do you feel, Eddie?
00:34:43I'm all right.
00:34:44Them guys can't hurt me.
00:34:45Sure, you're a guy what's in good condition.
00:34:47You can take him, boy.
00:34:48Yes, sir.
00:34:49Wait, where's my cat?
00:34:50Here, I have it.
00:34:51Gee, it's a good thing it didn't land on you, honey.
00:34:54Say, he wouldn't land on a lady.
00:34:56What do these guys do?
00:34:57Pick their spots?
00:34:59Hey, buddy, we've got to be going along now.
00:35:01We've got to get on to the next for a bit.
00:35:02Go ahead, go ahead.
00:35:02Be careful.
00:35:03Hey, you better go out and get some air.
00:35:04Do you a lot of good.
00:35:05All right, thank you, boys.
00:35:06All right, I'll do that.
00:35:08Gee, I didn't see this.
00:35:09What happened, anyway?
00:35:10Was this guy thrown out at me?
00:35:12He jumped.
00:35:14Holy.
00:35:18What are you laughing at?
00:35:20Eddie, you look so funny.
00:35:21Well, can I help her if it starts raining wrestlers?
00:35:24She even agrees that 5,000 people in the joint have got a pick on me.
00:35:27Why is that?
00:35:27Didn't you see him coming?
00:35:28How could I see him coming?
00:35:30I was looking at you.
00:35:32And, uh, by the way, I was asking you a question.
00:35:37When?
00:35:38When that big Dutchman lit on me.
00:35:39Oh.
00:35:41What's the dope on it?
00:35:43I mean, about us getting married.
00:35:46Eddie, why do you want to marry me?
00:35:50Well, why does anybody want to marry anyone at all?
00:35:53I mean, it's the sort of thing.
00:35:55I, I like it.
00:35:56I think you're a great kid, and you're clean, and good, and everything.
00:36:04What?
00:36:05What are you doing, crying?
00:36:06I'm sorry.
00:36:07Well, then what are you doing for?
00:36:09I don't know.
00:36:11Come on, snap out of it.
00:36:13Don't do that.
00:36:15Well, look at me.
00:36:17What about it?
00:36:19Well, let me think about it, Eddie.
00:36:20Now, listen, I'm the kind of a guy that likes to know if I'm going to get married or not.
00:36:24I know.
00:36:25Well, say yes or no, because I've heard them both.
00:36:30I just thought I'd, because that's the proper thing to do, and, well, I, like I know if I get back to my regular eating again.
00:36:40You know, when I first met you, I had an awful healthy appetite.
00:36:44I'll let you know tomorrow night, Eddie.
00:36:46Well, to make it longer, will you, because those kind of nervous, high-strung fellas.
00:36:49Yeah.
00:36:52What?
00:36:53Kiss me.
00:36:55Sure.
00:36:56There you are.
00:36:58Eddie, do you know that's the first time you've ever kissed me?
00:37:01Well, it's all right, isn't it?
00:37:02Sure.
00:37:04Well, let's go.
00:37:05Let's go.
00:37:19Well, just because she likes flowers, there's no reason to turn this joint into a fairy palace.
00:37:25Well, we've got to make it look like an engagement party, don't we?
00:37:28Well, how do you know she's going to marry you?
00:37:30Listen, they always say I will let you know when you first ask them.
00:37:33They never say yes right away.
00:37:34It's a system with them.
00:37:36She'd have said no, wouldn't she, when I first asked her if she wasn't going to say yes, wouldn't she?
00:37:39I don't know.
00:37:40It's too complicated.
00:37:41Oh, wait, with them.
00:37:42You know, I know women, I guess.
00:37:45What time's the gang coming?
00:37:47Eight o'clock.
00:37:48And she breezes in here at 8.30.
00:37:50You know, it's always dangerous to surprise girls, and sometimes they don't like it.
00:37:54Yeah, not this one.
00:37:55She's regular, boy.
00:37:57Yeah, I heard that before.
00:37:59Hey, give me a glass, will you?
00:38:01All right, hey.
00:38:01What's the matter?
00:38:11Oh, this is great.
00:38:13This is the best I've ever made.
00:38:16Boy, oh, boy.
00:38:20Is that the same stuff?
00:38:21It looks like the bottom of the bed is full.
00:38:31Taxi, lady.
00:38:37No, thank you.
00:38:39Please, Pat, I want to talk to you.
00:38:42I can't, I've got a date.
00:38:43Well, just ten minutes, and I'll take you wherever you want to go.
00:38:47Well.
00:38:48I may want to kidnap you, but I promise I won't.
00:38:51But I want to go to 120th Street.
00:38:53Well, later.
00:38:53I've got something to show you first.
00:38:55Well, Max, I've got a date.
00:38:56All right, all right.
00:38:58All right.
00:38:58All right.
00:39:01Well, what's this?
00:39:14You'll see.
00:39:15Come on in.
00:39:16Well, I can't, Max.
00:39:17I'm late now.
00:39:18Well, a few minutes more won't make any difference.
00:39:20Besides, it's terribly important.
00:39:23Well, really, I shouldn't.
00:39:24But you will.
00:39:26Will you park my car for me, please?
00:39:28Yes, sir.
00:39:31Now, what happens?
00:39:39Nothing.
00:39:41We're home.
00:39:43Max, you're crazy.
00:39:46Sure.
00:39:48Sometimes it's nice to be crazy.
00:39:50Take off your wrap.
00:39:53Come on, take it off.
00:39:56Have a drink?
00:39:57No.
00:39:58Oh, Pat, don't be a wooden shoe.
00:40:00Well, I want to go to 120th Street, and I'll see that you get there.
00:40:05But first, be a little nice to me.
00:40:07I haven't seen you in weeks.
00:40:09And after all, I'm not a musical comedy villain, you know.
00:40:11Well, just one little drink.
00:40:12Then you take me back.
00:40:13You promise?
00:40:14Sure.
00:40:15Go on, take off your wrap.
00:40:21Well, ring him again, will you?
00:40:23Listen, I put a nickel in.
00:40:26I've been putting nickels in there all night.
00:40:30I know it's the right number.
00:40:31Don't you think I know what number I'm calling?
00:40:34All right, just keep ring him, will you?
00:40:39Come on, Eddie, here's some fun.
00:40:41He'll be here.
00:40:42She's only an hour late.
00:40:44Now, what's an hour to a tomato?
00:40:45I know, Al, but maybe something happened to her.
00:40:47No, she just wants to keep you waiting.
00:40:50I know women.
00:40:51Come on, hang it up.
00:40:52Hang it up, wait for inside there.
00:40:54Come on, come on.
00:40:56The gang's waiting.
00:41:06Hasn't a great deal of money.
00:41:10Big, nice, real.
00:41:14He asked me to marry him.
00:41:16I see.
00:41:17What are you going to do?
00:41:19I don't know.
00:41:21Does he know about me?
00:41:23No.
00:41:25Are you going to tell him?
00:41:27I don't know that either.
00:41:34Hey.
00:41:37Where are you, sir?
00:41:39I was downstairs.
00:41:40I thought maybe she couldn't find the place.
00:41:42Is the number still out there?
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:45Well, then, there still must be the place.
00:41:47Come on, snap out of it.
00:41:50Let's have a drink.
00:41:51What do you think could have happened to her?
00:41:54Well, it's just a job.
00:41:56I don't mind, but, you know, it's kind of embarrassing.
00:42:00Well, it looks as old if I have to handle the situation.
00:42:04What are you going to do?
00:42:05Come on.
00:42:05Hey, fellas.
00:42:08Hey.
00:42:08Hey, fellas, listen, now, wait.
00:42:12Now, wait a minute.
00:42:13Eddie's girl give them the go-by's.
00:42:15Well, it looks as old if we've got to find a new bride-to-be.
00:42:17Now, the line form's on the left, girls.
00:42:19Come on.
00:42:20Come on.
00:42:20Come on.
00:42:20Come on.
00:42:20Come on.
00:42:20Come on.
00:42:21I'm sorry, Eddie.
00:42:42I was just trying to get out of it.
00:42:45Oh, that's all right, Al.
00:42:47Well, maybe she didn't know it was important.
00:42:49You know, it was a surprise on her.
00:42:52Yeah, surely.
00:42:54Maybe something else came up, huh?
00:42:58Gee, she could have phoned, though.
00:43:00Well, girls are funny like that.
00:43:03You remember, Martha?
00:43:04She stood me up four nights in a row
00:43:06and then borrowed from ducks from me.
00:43:09But what a personality.
00:43:12Hey, where you going?
00:43:13I'm going to find her, Al.
00:43:14I should have married you, Pat.
00:43:21But you didn't.
00:43:22Oh, I don't blame you, Max.
00:43:25But I've got to make a decision.
00:43:27If something dies, you don't go on having funerals.
00:43:31Just cry a little and forget about it.
00:43:34Well, I suppose I should be as regular as you were.
00:43:38You could help me, Max.
00:43:40All right, Pat.
00:43:47I will.
00:43:48Good night, Pat.
00:44:04Bye, ma'am.
00:44:04Oh, Eddie.
00:44:15Yeah?
00:44:17Eddie, I...
00:44:18I'm awfully sorry.
00:44:21That's off, Kate.
00:44:22Get it, Val.
00:44:22Eddie, let me explain.
00:44:24I thought you was okay, didn't I?
00:44:26Eddie, please listen to me.
00:44:27Well, who was the guy?
00:44:32It was Max.
00:44:33Dr. Silver.
00:44:35I suppose you're going to tell me you're sick, huh?
00:44:37No, Eddie.
00:44:38Don't you know that you're supposed to have a date with me tonight?
00:44:40I couldn't help it.
00:44:42Just as I came out, Dr. Silver came along,
00:44:44and he offered to drive me up.
00:44:46Then we got to talking, and I forgot all about the time.
00:44:49He's an old friend of mine.
00:44:51I'm awfully sorry, Eddie.
00:44:52Okay.
00:44:53Eddie, please, won't you sit down for just a minute?
00:44:57Well, all right.
00:45:05Gee, Pat,
00:45:06if you don't want to bother with me,
00:45:10well, just say so.
00:45:13And if you got other ideas,
00:45:15well, that's okay, too.
00:45:17But I just want to tell you that
00:45:19I fell for you right from the start.
00:45:23And I knew right off the bat
00:45:24that you was on the square.
00:45:27Of course,
00:45:29I don't know anything about this love-making business.
00:45:33I ain't much of a guy either.
00:45:36But,
00:45:36well, I haven't got a lot of money.
00:45:39I haven't got a car.
00:45:41But I got a good business,
00:45:43and I'm going to make good.
00:45:45And I know that I could make you happy.
00:45:51So,
00:45:52I just want you to know that
00:45:54that I'm nuts about you,
00:45:56and, well, you can let it go at that.
00:45:59And you want to marry me?
00:46:01Well, that's a general idea.
00:46:03Gee, Eddie,
00:46:03I think you're swell.
00:46:06That's about all, huh?
00:46:08No.
00:46:08When do we get married?
00:46:16Half.
00:46:17Do you mean it?
00:46:18Mm-hmm.
00:46:21Oh, gee.
00:46:24It's a half impediment.
00:46:25Why ye may not be lawfully joined together in matrimony,
00:46:28ye do now confess it,
00:46:29or be ye well assured
00:46:31that if any persons are joined together
00:46:32otherwise than as God's word doth allow,
00:46:35their marriage is not lawful.
00:46:38Edward,
00:46:38wilt thou have this woman to thy wedded wife
00:46:40to live together after God's ordinance
00:46:43in the holy state of matrimony?
00:46:45Wilt thou love her,
00:46:46comfort her,
00:46:47honor,
00:46:47and keep her
00:46:48in sickness
00:46:49and in health,
00:46:50and forsaking all others,
00:46:52keep thee only unto her
00:46:54so long as ye both shall live?
00:46:57I will.
00:46:58Patricia,
00:46:59wilt thou have this man
00:47:00to thy wedded husband
00:47:01to live together
00:47:02after God's ordinance
00:47:04in the holy state of matrimony?
00:47:06Wilt thou love him,
00:47:07comfort him,
00:47:08honor,
00:47:09and keep him
00:47:09in sickness
00:47:10and in health,
00:47:12and forsaking all others,
00:47:14keep thee only unto him
00:47:15so long as ye both shall live?
00:47:17I will.
00:47:23Who giveth this woman
00:47:24to be married to this man?
00:47:39Uh,
00:47:40suckle quiet,
00:47:41will it please?
00:47:41Yes, sir.
00:47:43With the bath?
00:47:46What?
00:47:47Show this party
00:47:50up to the bridal suite.
00:47:51Come here.
00:47:52Come here.
00:48:04Come here.
00:48:07Where'd you been?
00:48:10Come here.
00:48:11Anything else, sir?
00:48:26No, that'll be all.
00:48:29How about a little ice water, sir?
00:48:31Oh, what?
00:48:32Oh, here.
00:48:34Thank you, sir.
00:48:35Good night, sir.
00:48:36Good night.
00:48:37Well, here we are.
00:48:43Not a beautiful joint, is it?
00:48:45I think it's fine, Eddie.
00:48:48Oh, what, we'll knock you with your coat?
00:48:51Yeah.
00:48:58What's the matter, honey?
00:49:00Oh, listen.
00:49:01Don't be nervous.
00:49:02Everything's gonna be all right.
00:49:04Gee, sweet.
00:49:07We don't have to stand for that.
00:49:20Hello, Clark.
00:49:22This is Mr. Doyle.
00:49:24Say, listen.
00:49:25There's a party going on next door here to make an awful racket.
00:49:27What's the idea?
00:49:29Well, listen, I want another room.
00:49:31But that's the only room with a bad deal.
00:49:33Yeah, it's also a pretty kettle of fish.
00:49:35But I can't do anything about it.
00:49:36Well, how do you think we're gonna sleep?
00:49:40Well, you tell me to keep quiet, will you?
00:49:43All right.
00:49:52Oh, shut up, will you?
00:49:54Oh, no.
00:49:56Oh, tough guys.
00:49:57Hey, keep quiet in there, will you?
00:50:02Hey, if you don't watch it, you don't watch it, you don't watch it, you don't watch it.
00:50:05Oh, I don't think so.
00:50:05Don't mind them, Eddie.
00:50:06I don't.
00:50:08Oh, gee, it kind of spoils things.
00:50:11I mean, this is our wedding night with all that racket in there.
00:50:14Well, it makes it seem like a...
00:50:16Well...
00:50:16I understand, Eddie.
00:50:19Sit down here.
00:50:20I want to talk to you.
00:50:21Talk?
00:50:24Sure, what do you want to talk about?
00:50:27Well, it's...
00:50:28Something I want you to know.
00:50:34Thanks.
00:50:34That man you saw in the car last night wasn't just a friend.
00:50:43He used to be my...
00:50:45My sweetheart.
00:50:47Of course, that was before he married to please his family.
00:50:51He's a doctor now.
00:50:53Very fine doctor.
00:50:57We were...
00:50:59Very much in love, Eddie.
00:51:00I was crazy, I guess.
00:51:05Bad.
00:51:08But I loved him.
00:51:09It didn't seem to matter.
00:51:13Do you understand what I mean, Eddie?
00:51:18Yeah.
00:51:19I get you.
00:51:20We're not really married, Eddie.
00:51:22I mean, we could forget it.
00:51:24Just because a man said a couple of words over us doesn't change things.
00:51:29And...
00:51:29Well, if you want to, we'll call it quits.
00:51:33I'll understand.
00:51:35I had to tell Eddie.
00:51:36It wasn't fair not to.
00:51:37Oh.
00:51:38Oh.
00:51:38Oh.
00:51:39Oh.
00:51:39Oh.
00:51:40Oh.
00:51:40Oh.
00:51:41Oh.
00:51:41Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:43Oh.
00:51:44Oh.
00:51:44Oh.
00:51:45Oh.
00:51:46Oh.
00:51:47Oh.
00:51:48Oh.
00:51:49Oh.
00:51:50Oh.
00:51:51Oh.
00:51:52Oh.
00:51:53Oh.
00:51:54Oh.
00:51:55Oh.
00:51:56Oh.
00:51:57Oh.
00:51:58Oh.
00:51:59Oh.
00:52:00Oh.
00:52:03Oh.
00:52:03Oh.
00:52:07Oh.
00:52:08Oh.
00:52:08Hello, Mr. Clark.
00:52:17Well, give me the clerk, will you?
00:52:19Say, listen, what kind of a journey are you running here anyway?
00:52:22If I want to go to an insane asylum, I'd have gone to one.
00:52:30Now I'm not narrow-minded.
00:52:32I'm just sleepy, that's all.
00:52:33I can't go to sleep with all that noise going on.
00:52:35Yeah, yeah, I said so.
00:52:38Why, you're better.
00:52:41All right, I'll give you ten minutes, see?
00:52:43If you don't cut it out, I'm going to take the situation with your own hands.
00:52:46Yeah.
00:53:02Daddy, what on earth are you doing?
00:53:03Shh.
00:53:08Here, take a taste of that.
00:53:13What is that?
00:53:14You know, what is it?
00:53:15Now, let's park.
00:53:16You won't do me a good.
00:53:18Here, shorty.
00:53:21Tell me, what is that?
00:53:22Chocolate.
00:53:23I know it's chocolate, but what kind of chocolate?
00:53:26I don't know.
00:53:30Here, Snowball, bite into this.
00:53:33Now, tell me, what is that?
00:53:35Chocolate.
00:53:36I know it's chocolate, but this is a different kind.
00:53:38Tell me, do you like it with the nuts or without the nuts?
00:53:40I like it with or without the nuts.
00:53:42You don't make no difference with me.
00:53:44Just so it's chocolate.
00:53:44Eddie, you've made him sick.
00:53:49What's the matter, honey?
00:53:50Are you sick?
00:53:51My stomach.
00:53:52Oh, you poor little fellow.
00:53:55He's my brother and he's always sick.
00:53:57Why, I can't hurt him.
00:53:58That's the best joke I've made.
00:53:59Eddie, you should have known better.
00:54:01There.
00:54:02Now, you take him home and tell his mother to give him a good dose of castor oil.
00:54:05Oh.
00:54:07Castor oil.
00:54:09Now, darling, you're not going to cry in front of all these big boys, are you?
00:54:12Oh, he's always crying.
00:54:13Well, you tell his mother that he ain't too much chocolate.
00:54:16He'll tell her.
00:54:17He tells her everything.
00:54:19Come on, Eddie.
00:54:24Say, couldn't she give me something besides castor oil?
00:54:28You tell her to put a little chocolate in it.
00:54:32Yeah.
00:54:34Oh, dear.
00:54:35Well, go ahead, boys.
00:54:36Run along.
00:54:36That's all for today.
00:54:37Good night.
00:54:39Good night.
00:54:39Good night.
00:54:40Good night.
00:54:40Good night.
00:54:40Good night.
00:54:41Good night.
00:54:41Good night.
00:54:42Good night.
00:54:44Stop it, Snowball.
00:54:46Put it back.
00:54:47Go on.
00:54:47When Eddie won't do any more testing, just call on me.
00:54:50My time is your time.
00:54:52And all you got to do is one time, and I'll be here.
00:54:56Goodbye, Mr. Eddie.
00:54:57Heep, heep, heep.
00:54:58Goodbye.
00:54:59Heep, heep.
00:55:00Goodbye, Snowball.
00:55:04Now, Eddie, what's it all about?
00:55:06Well, you see, I'm making chocolate bars.
00:55:08These are for those chocolate machines.
00:55:10I was going to surprise you, but you walked in on me.
00:55:13And mind you, these are five-step machines.
00:55:15You see, before, I only made a quarter of a cent on the gum.
00:55:17And with these, I can make two and a half cents.
00:55:19So I figure if I get 200 machines around, I want to make ten times as much as I could on the gum.
00:55:23But, Eddie, what were you doing with the kids?
00:55:25Oh, I have them in here to test for chocolate.
00:55:27You see, I want to know what kind they like the best.
00:55:29And anyway, I'm making my own chocolate.
00:55:31Eddie, what do you know about making chocolate?
00:55:34Well, I've been studying up on it.
00:55:35Say, I'm going to have a business here.
00:55:37You're nothing but a great big kid yourself.
00:55:39Oh, yeah, you just think so.
00:55:41Oh, I got a surprise for you.
00:55:44This will probably kill you.
00:55:46What do you think I am?
00:55:47What?
00:55:48Incorporated.
00:55:49Incorporated?
00:55:50Sir, look at that.
00:55:51Now, you know something?
00:55:52You own half.
00:55:53You see, I make you the vice president and treasure because the lawyer said that's what you always do.
00:55:57Does that mean that I take care of all the money?
00:55:59Why, don't do that in previous.
00:56:01Eddie, I'm going to love this job.
00:56:02Yeah.
00:56:03Come up for lunch in a few minutes.
00:56:05Look, look, what is this?
00:56:07The party of the first part says the party of the second part...
00:56:10Well, I don't know what this is all about, but we go upstairs.
00:56:12I'll be up in a little while.
00:56:13All right, honey.
00:56:15Articles of incorporation.
00:56:17Know all men but these presents.
00:56:18Be the Andersons and residents of the state of Miss Day voluntarily
00:56:20swing a corporation under the state of New York.
00:56:25Oh, the biggest man in town, I guess.
00:56:34Hey, let that alone.
00:56:36Oh, yeah.
00:56:38Get him away from there.
00:56:39Come on.
00:56:44Oh!
00:56:46Oh, me.
00:56:48No!
00:56:49Oh!
00:56:52Oh!
00:56:53Hey!
00:56:53Oh!
00:56:57Huh?
00:56:59Huh?
00:56:59Come on, Mom.
00:57:01Come on, Mom.
00:57:01Come on.
00:57:02Come on, Tiffany.
00:57:07Come on.
00:57:08Come on,ь.
00:57:09Come on.
00:57:09Let's go.
00:57:39It was her fault. She didn't look where she was going.
00:57:49Yeah, they phoned for an ambulance.
00:57:51They're up to the corner and wait for them.
00:57:52All right.
00:57:54No problem.
00:57:59Pat!
00:58:00Pat!
00:58:03Pat!
00:58:06Pat!
00:58:06Gee, honey, listen.
00:58:08Pat, look at me.
00:58:08This is Eddie.
00:58:10Pat, listen to me.
00:58:12Oh, gee, what happened, honey?
00:58:16Max.
00:58:21Max.
00:58:22We can't do this.
00:58:33Me?
00:58:34The End
00:58:35The X-rays show that she has a
00:59:05fractured spine. She should be operating on it once. It's a very delicate operation.
00:59:11Well, what will I do? It requires the services of a neurological surgeon.
00:59:16We'll have her sent to any hospital he chooses.
00:59:27Do you know a Dr. Silver? Yes, he's very splendid.
00:59:35My name is Eddie Doyle.
00:59:56Can I see Dr. Silver, please?
00:59:57Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Doyle, but Dr. Silver is still in consultation. I can't...
01:00:01Well, this is about Pat. He knows her very well. She had an accident. She got hurt and she might die.
01:00:12Well, I'm sorry, but I really can't disturb her now.
01:00:15Well...
01:00:15Oh, but you can't go in there.
01:00:18Uh, Dr. Silver. Pardon me. Just...
01:00:20Doctor, it's about Pat, my wife. You know, she's hurt. She was hit.
01:00:24Pat?
01:00:24Yeah.
01:00:25Where is she?
01:00:26She's at the emergency hospital.
01:00:28Phone the Trinity. Tell them I'm bringing over a patient.
01:00:30It's an emergency case, Mrs. Edwards. You'll have to excuse me.
01:00:32Yes.
01:00:34Make an appointment for Mrs. Edwards tomorrow. Come on.
01:01:06Oh, no, sir.
01:01:31Oh, you may watch it in the gallery at night.
01:01:36Oh, no, sir.
01:02:06Is she asleep?
01:02:29Oh, hello.
01:02:30Hello, there.
01:02:30Oh, can you pick that for me?
01:02:32Oh, hello.
01:02:56Hello there.
01:02:57Well, can you pick that for me?
01:03:01There you are.
01:03:02Thank you very much.
01:03:07Say, Bill.
01:03:08She gets off at 12 o'clock. Do you think she can get a car?
01:03:10Sure, I'll borrow Harry.
01:03:11Say, but listen, don't pull what you did last time.
01:03:13What do you mean, pull what I pulled?
01:03:14No.
01:03:21Oh, God.
01:03:24Please make a well, will you?
01:03:31You're feeling much better, aren't you?
01:03:37Yes.
01:03:38Yes.
01:03:57No need to worry, she's coming along nicely.
01:04:08I can't go on with it.
01:04:14I've lived in hell ever since you married him.
01:04:17I love you.
01:04:18Need you.
01:04:19I never knew how much until...
01:04:20Until I heard that you were hurt.
01:04:21We can't go on like this.
01:04:22I'll get a divorce.
01:04:23And we'll be married.
01:04:24Say, yes, Pat.
01:04:25Say, yes, Pat.
01:04:30I'll get a divorce.
01:04:33And we'll be married.
01:04:34Say yes, Pat.
01:04:37You'll be married.
01:04:39We can't go on like this.
01:04:45I'll get a divorce.
01:04:46And we'll be married.
01:04:49Say yes, Pat.
01:05:09I got 185 gum machines and 62 chocolates.
01:05:15Yeah.
01:05:16There's only about 120 of them that are paid.
01:05:19I know, but they're over the edge up, don't they?
01:05:20And besides, I got $300 worth of stock and, well, there's a goodwill.
01:05:24What do you mean, goodwill?
01:05:26Well, I mean that I'm satisfied.
01:05:28Well, I don't care whether you're satisfied or not.
01:05:31I'll give you $1,400 for the layoff.
01:05:33Oh, gee, $1,400.
01:05:35No, no, I want $2,000.
01:05:37Okay.
01:05:37Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, Walt.
01:05:40I'll tell you what I'll do.
01:05:41I'll split it with you.
01:05:43Give me $1,700, huh?
01:05:44$1,400 or nothing.
01:05:45Don't be crazy, Eddie.
01:05:47How long did it take you to build up this business?
01:05:48Answer me that.
01:05:49Three years.
01:05:50What are you going to do if you sell it?
01:05:51Go back and work on a subway?
01:05:53Why, $2,000 ain't even enough.
01:05:54I know, I know, but I need the money, don't I?
01:05:56Yeah, and I know it.
01:05:57Well, maybe you can borrow dough enough to...
01:05:59Shh, shut up, Al.
01:06:01All right, you guys.
01:06:02I've been chiseled before.
01:06:04Give me the check.
01:06:06All right, we called the deal.
01:06:07All right, lady.
01:06:09Remember, no double crossing.
01:06:17I hate you, Incorporated.
01:06:19Listen, I'm doing a silent, ain't I?
01:06:21It's all right.
01:06:22Give me a big shot, Pop.
01:06:29Then go home and murder your wife.
01:06:33They're all alike.
01:06:36Oh, you guys are corkers.
01:06:39All you need is a horse and a blackjack.
01:06:40Oh, I'd like to have Mrs. Doyle's bill, please.
01:06:49Oh, yes.
01:06:51Oh, well, that's been taken care of, Mr. Doyle.
01:06:54Well, Dr. Silver had that put on his account.
01:06:57I want my wife's bill.
01:06:58Well, I told you that...
01:06:59I don't care what you told me.
01:07:01Nobody pays my wife's bills but me, see?
01:07:03When I hire a doctor, well, I pay him.
01:07:05Well, Mrs. Doyle can do what she pleases when she leaves here,
01:07:08but while she's in the hospital, well, I'm going to pay the bills.
01:07:10Well, very well, Al, see what can be done.
01:08:13Dr. Silver's here.
01:08:29I stopped in to give you a ticket
01:08:30so you could go aboard by yourself.
01:08:33It'll save you any possible embarrassment.
01:08:36I can't leave him, Max.
01:08:38Not knowing where he is or what he's doing.
01:08:40Pat, you can't remain loyal to a fellow you can't even find.
01:08:46You owe something to yourself.
01:08:49You're not well.
01:08:50And if you keep worrying about Eddie, you never will get well.
01:08:53Pat, forget about us as Max and Pat.
01:09:00Look on me just now as your doctor.
01:09:03I don't know what to do.
01:09:04Well, I do.
01:09:06And what's more, I'm going to see that you do it.
01:09:08You're coming with me to Vienna.
01:09:10You're going to get well.
01:09:12And then we're going to be married.
01:09:14Pat, we'll have a fine time.
01:09:15And maybe, maybe we can get back something we've lost.
01:09:22Maybe.
01:09:23You'll, uh, you'll see that she gets on the boat.
01:09:36We'll be there.
01:09:41I'll see you aboard.
01:09:44Don't be late.
01:09:44Do you want to go aboard?
01:10:07No.
01:10:08Well, you'd better stay here while I look out for the luggage.
01:10:11All right, thank you.
01:10:34Hey, let that machine alone.
01:10:36What's it, Miss Sister?
01:10:37Put back that money.
01:10:38Are you crazy?
01:10:39Officer!
01:10:40Officer!
01:10:41Give me those pennies!
01:10:45What are you going to do on me?
01:10:46This man is robbing this machine!
01:10:48This seems screwy!
01:10:49My husband owns these machines!
01:10:50I'm making my rounds collecting my money!
01:10:51I guess I know Eddie's machines when I see them.
01:10:53I don't forget the location!
01:10:54Wait a minute, wait a minute.
01:10:55One at a time.
01:10:57Now, Miss, what's it all about?
01:10:58Well, this man was taking money from this machine.
01:11:01Well, what of it?
01:11:02It belongs to Eddie!
01:11:03Who's Eddie?
01:11:04My husband.
01:11:05Where is he?
01:11:06I don't know.
01:11:07I can't find him.
01:11:08I don't know who she is, and I don't know who Eddie is.
01:11:13Here's my badge to get on the dock.
01:11:15And here's some papers to approve for the company that I'm working with.
01:11:17See?
01:11:18And I'd like to know what it's all about.
01:11:19Hey, where's Eddie?
01:11:26Hey, do you know Eddie?
01:11:28Yeah.
01:11:28Does he own this machine?
01:11:30No.
01:11:30What?
01:11:31Well, he sold them.
01:11:33Sold them?
01:11:34I guess, Miss, you've made a mistake.
01:11:36All right, fella, go ahead.
01:11:37Come on, crowd.
01:11:38Get out of the body.
01:11:39Come on, I've got to see him there.
01:11:40Come on.
01:11:41What do you mean he sold his business?
01:11:48Well, he had to pay a bill.
01:11:50Look, will you sign this paper?
01:11:51What bill?
01:11:52Well, something he had to pay.
01:11:53Sign this, will you?
01:11:54It's important.
01:11:54What bill did he have to pay?
01:11:56Say, are you kidding me?
01:11:57Hospitals ain't free.
01:11:58You mean he sold his business to pay him?
01:12:00Yeah, yeah.
01:12:01Sign this here, will you?
01:12:02Al, where is he?
01:12:03Oh, well, he won't be telling you.
01:12:04He's very busy.
01:12:05Now, sign this here, will you?
01:12:06Why, Al?
01:12:07Well, you're going away with another fellow, ain't you?
01:12:10He thinks that I'm going...
01:12:11What do you mean, thinks?
01:12:13You're not down here to take swimming lessons.
01:12:15Al, where is he?
01:12:16And what's he doing?
01:12:16He's very busy now.
01:12:18Here's a pen and sign this.
01:12:19Look, see here?
01:12:19What is it?
01:12:20Well, it's for your half of the business.
01:12:22I thought you said he sold it.
01:12:23He did.
01:12:23That's the trouble.
01:12:24And if you sign this, they'll drop the charges.
01:12:27Charges?
01:12:28What charges?
01:12:28Well, when he hit the cop...
01:12:30Hit the cop?
01:12:31What cop?
01:12:32Well, the one that hit him after he socked the other two guys.
01:12:36Socked the other two guys?
01:12:37What guys?
01:12:38The ones that had him arrested.
01:12:40Arrested?
01:12:41What for?
01:12:41For selling something he didn't own.
01:12:43Al, where is he?
01:12:44In jail.
01:12:45In jail?
01:12:47Oh, which one?
01:12:49Uh, 104th Street.
01:12:50Oh.
01:12:50Hey, look, sir.
01:12:51It's for the level of my feet.
01:12:52Why you haven't come?
01:12:59There's some mistakes, Sergeant.
01:13:01There's a signature right there.
01:13:02Yes, that's mine.
01:13:03Is that your signature?
01:13:04Yes, sir.
01:13:04I'm his wife.
01:13:05Now, what's the bagel?
01:13:06Fifty dollars.
01:13:07Fifteen dollars.
01:13:08Fifty.
01:13:08Oh, fifty.
01:13:09Come on, Goyle.
01:13:18Eddie!
01:13:18Where?
01:13:19Eddie!
01:13:22Oh, Eddie.
01:13:25Eddie, why did you do it?
01:13:27Well, these fellas call me a crook.
01:13:29I don't mean to fight.
01:13:30I mean, send me that note.
01:13:33Well, I figured that you...
01:13:35That I was in love with Max.
01:13:36Yeah.
01:13:37Oh, Eddie.
01:13:39Oh, good to see you.
01:13:42It's no use.
01:13:43I mean, you...
01:13:44It's the devil, you.
01:13:47I sent you that note, because...
01:13:49Oh, well, I don't blame you.
01:13:50I mean, Max is a swell guy, and he's done so much for you.
01:13:53Eddie, I don't love Max.
01:13:55It's you.
01:13:57Oh, please believe me, darling.
01:13:59I haven't been able...
01:14:00Have you honest?
01:14:02Oh, of course I have.
01:14:03You've been so silly.
01:14:04Oh, gee, I didn't know.
01:14:07I thought...
01:14:08You're going out of well.
01:14:09Gee, thank you.
01:14:10Oh, I'm so happy.
01:14:11Come on.
01:14:13And now we have to start the business all over again.
01:14:15Yeah, but I got a new idea.
01:14:17A dime machine.
01:14:18A dime machine?
01:14:19Sure.
01:14:19You put a dime in a slot, and you pull the handle.
01:14:21What do you think happens?
01:14:21What?
01:14:22A spray of perfume comes out.
01:14:24Perfume?
01:14:25Certainly.
01:14:26Before I get through, I'll have the whole New York smellin' like a lily.
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