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00:01:00I hear you got an epidemic of flu over where you're living.
00:01:04Yeah, and believe me, I took the old shot in the arm, too.
00:01:08I'm a guy what takes no chances.
00:01:11Hey, looky, there's another load of them rubbernecks down there getting their tonsils unburned.
00:01:15On your right, ladies and gentlemen, you are about to gaze upon the eighth wonder of the world, the most colossal structure in the universe, Manhattan Tower.
00:01:26Compared to this, the ancient Tower of Babylon was a doghouse.
00:01:32Twelve hundred and sixty-five feet, a hundred and two stories above the ground.
00:01:37At its pinnacle, a mooring mass was empty.
00:01:40A quarter of a million tons of stone and sixty-thousand tons of steel were used in its construction.
00:01:50Nineteen million feet of telephone, telegraph, and electric wiring.
00:01:54A hundred and twenty-five miles of piping.
00:01:56It is a city within itself, having its own banks, restaurants, stores, laundries, and its own fire and police departments.
00:02:05Within these walls revolve the mighty wheels of the business world.
00:02:10Fifty thousand people depend upon this building for their daily bread.
00:02:15Whether it's success or failure, triumph or defeat.
00:02:22And I said to him, listen, wise guy, when I got into this thing, Marie, it was all alone.
00:02:28When I got out of this, it'll be the same way.
00:02:30Nothing like that ever happens to me.
00:02:36Well, let us look where you're going.
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00:03:45Well, what better did you do to me?
00:03:49The solutions, Farkeye.
00:03:52Why, don't you tell us to the plot?
00:03:56You think I won't?
00:03:59Hiya, Bart.
00:04:01I love you.
00:04:03You know, I'm not afraid of my job.
00:04:05Oh, no?
00:04:07No.
00:04:09If they used their noodle when they installed this, we wouldn't have been going through all this trouble.
00:04:14Well, I'd tell the boss.
00:04:19Dick, here comes the...
00:04:23Uh, Jimmy.
00:04:25Where did I make that mistake?
00:04:27Well, how do you do, Mr. Ramsey?
00:04:28Tell me, what's wrong?
00:04:30Well, you see, this line is carrying too much juice.
00:04:33The cadets won't carry the load.
00:04:35This line is carrying only half capacity.
00:04:39You're right, Jimmy.
00:04:41I'd never be afraid to tell the boss if you're sure he's wrong.
00:04:44Thanks, Mr. Ramsey.
00:04:48Hey, Jimmy.
00:04:49Is you gonna meet your girl this morning?
00:04:51Have I ever missed meeting her?
00:04:53Holy shit!
00:04:55Great guy, Jimmy.
00:04:56The only thing he likes better in his job is his girl.
00:05:09Yeah?
00:05:10Well, he'll be gonna get over that after you.
00:05:14All right.
00:05:16Good morning, Mr. Ramsey.
00:05:17You're early.
00:05:18Yes.
00:05:19I'm expecting an early visit from my wife.
00:05:23How do you need it to get through this mob every morning?
00:05:24Well, I have to, to keep my job.
00:05:25I'm expecting an early visit from my wife.
00:05:30How do you need it to get through this mob every morning?
00:05:39Well, I have to, to keep my job.
00:05:44An early visit from my wife.
00:05:48How do you manage to get through this mob every morning?
00:05:51Well, I have to to keep my job.
00:05:53Don't you worry about that, ma'am.
00:05:55You're quite the nicest secretary I've ever had.
00:05:59Oh, thank you.
00:06:01I forgot something. I'll be right out.
00:06:16Of course, Mary.
00:06:26Come on, Jimmy.
00:06:29Oh, what's the matter?
00:06:31What do you think?
00:06:32I'll be simple, Mr.
00:06:34You know I have to be nice to Mr. Burns.
00:06:36I saw the way he was holding your arm.
00:06:38He was just being polite.
00:06:40Yes, I know.
00:06:42I'd like to take a good sock at that guy.
00:06:45Now, I can take care of myself.
00:06:47What do you want me to do? Put my job?
00:06:49Well, I can get along without any of his dough.
00:06:51Well, maybe you could, but we couldn't.
00:06:54Say, listen.
00:06:55You can keep him in his place.
00:06:57You know how.
00:06:58You're not dumb.
00:06:59I don't know why I put up with you as yellow.
00:07:02Well, we went together a long time before you let me hold your arm that way.
00:07:05Well, come on that way.
00:07:07Now, go on that way.
00:07:08Oh, oh, oh, no.
00:07:09Go on.
00:07:10Go on, listen.
00:07:11Go on, go on.
00:07:12Go on, go on, go on.
00:07:13Go on.
00:07:14Go on, go on.
00:07:15I don't know.
00:07:45The garden's a pretty place, ain't it?
00:07:47Yes.
00:07:48That's beautiful.
00:07:52How much money have we got in the bank, Harry?
00:07:54$185.
00:07:57We'll have enough in three more months.
00:08:01Seems like three years to me.
00:08:03Me too, Jim.
00:08:06I wish I knew how to make a lot of money right quick.
00:08:09So do I.
00:08:15What if it's time?
00:08:16I can't go.
00:08:17I'm sorry, Harry.
00:08:24I'm sorry.
00:08:26Good morning, Mary.
00:08:47Good morning.
00:08:50Hello, Alan.
00:08:51Hello, Mary.
00:08:51Good morning, Mary.
00:08:52Good morning.
00:09:03Hello, Mr. Hoy.
00:09:11Hello.
00:09:12You might hear you.
00:09:14Say, is she ever on time?
00:09:16I don't know how she gets away with it.
00:09:19Hello, National Broaddocks Corporation.
00:09:29Come on, Martha.
00:09:30Let's go back to the party.
00:09:31I'll get the gate this time, sure.
00:09:34We left just as a party was getting light.
00:09:36Listen, old tomato.
00:09:38This mama still purchases a club.
00:09:41Say, you run over to my door and ask the landlady to give you one of my street dresses.
00:09:46And bring it here.
00:09:48Oh, go on now, like a good egg.
00:09:50And I'll let you take me to another party sometime.
00:09:54Oh, hurry up.
00:09:55Come on.
00:09:55Hurry.
00:09:56I'll let you take me to another party.
00:10:26Is the boss in?
00:10:30Yes, he got in early.
00:10:33Another party.
00:10:34And what a party.
00:10:36We had to leave before it was half open.
00:10:38I sent the leech home for one of my street dresses.
00:10:41Say, it's about time you got here.
00:10:44I'll keep your shirt on.
00:10:47Say, Mary, be a good egg and help me fix this darn thing.
00:10:49I don't want to ruin it.
00:10:53Here?
00:10:54Yes, that's it.
00:10:59Hey, don't you wear anything under your dress.
00:11:01Don't be old-fashioned, dearie.
00:11:03You're in trouble.
00:11:04Well, I guess that'll have to do until that palooka gets here.
00:11:24Hello.
00:11:25Hello.
00:11:26Hello, National Products Corporation.
00:11:29Please call him, Mr. Burns.
00:11:31Yes, just a minute.
00:11:35The boss pays more attention to the stock market than he does his own business.
00:11:39I guess he makes a lot of money in the market.
00:11:41He has to make plenty.
00:11:43The way he spreads his door around.
00:11:45Hello.
00:11:46Hello.
00:11:47National Products Corporation.
00:11:51Yes, just a minute.
00:11:52Hello.
00:11:53Hello.
00:11:55I am ringing them.
00:11:57Just a minute.
00:11:59Hello.
00:12:00Hello.
00:12:01Hello.
00:12:03Oh, hello.
00:12:06Yes.
00:12:09No?
00:12:11Maybe.
00:12:11Harvester supplies, eight and seven-eighths, down three-eighths.
00:12:19Hardwood products, twenty-eighths, down one-half.
00:12:23Inner borough, seventy-two and one-eighths, down one-half.
00:12:26Industrial carbide, thirty-two and one-half.
00:12:28Down one and one-quarter.
00:12:30Engine oil.
00:12:31Yes.
00:12:35Yes.
00:12:37Yes.
00:12:39Yes, I know the market's shaky.
00:12:43Yes, sir.
00:12:45Well, how much do I need to cover?
00:12:46Two thousand.
00:12:48Don't get it down here by noon.
00:12:50We'll have to sell you out.
00:13:01Have Hoyt add these to his head office reports.
00:13:10Is that all?
00:13:11Yes.
00:13:16Oh, Mr. Burns.
00:13:18Yes?
00:13:19I'd like to ask your advice.
00:13:21Why, of course, Mary.
00:13:23Sit down.
00:13:24Thanks.
00:13:26Well?
00:13:28I want to make some money.
00:13:29It means an awful lot to me.
00:13:32And you know all about investments.
00:13:34Well, yes.
00:13:36I have a thousand dollars.
00:13:40I don't suppose that seems like an awful lot to you.
00:13:42Mary, a thousand dollars is a lot of money to anybody.
00:13:47Well, I thought you might be able to...
00:13:49You know, I do know of something that's likely to move up rapidly in the next few weeks.
00:13:55Well, of course, I'd like to know that it's safe.
00:13:57Well, I'm in it myself, Mary.
00:13:58That's what I think of it.
00:14:00Conservatively, I should say that you'll make $500 in less than a month.
00:14:06Well, I'd like to think it over a little.
00:14:08You'll have to decide before noon.
00:14:10But thank you.
00:14:11I will decide before noon.
00:14:12All right.
00:14:13Mrs. Burns hasn't arrived yet.
00:14:15She probably stopped downstairs to see her attorney.
00:14:19Oh, come in, Ed.
00:14:40So you're Inspector Connors now, huh?
00:14:46Yes, and I have you to thank for that, Dave.
00:14:49Nonsense.
00:14:50You deserve promotion.
00:14:51Yes.
00:14:52But if you hadn't put in a word for me with a commissioner, where would I be?
00:14:55Now, Ed, please.
00:14:57Well, I just wanted you to know how I feel about it.
00:15:00Okay, Ed.
00:15:02Good morning.
00:15:04Inspector Connors?
00:15:09Oh, excuse me.
00:15:11Excuse me, miss.
00:15:13Oh, I just love military gentlemen.
00:15:26They're so dependable.
00:15:32Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Whitman.
00:15:36I'm awfully nervous this morning.
00:15:39But I'll be all right.
00:15:41I just took a bromide.
00:15:42Your stomach will be as bad as your nerves if you're not careful.
00:15:46You know, I've been worrying about that, too.
00:15:49Do you suppose...
00:15:50Anyone waiting?
00:15:52Yes.
00:15:53Mr. Geller, the president of the bank.
00:15:56He says he's in a hurry.
00:15:58Well, show him in.
00:15:59Yes, sir.
00:16:04Come right in, Mr. Geller.
00:16:08Oh, Dave.
00:16:09Oh, Mr. Geller.
00:16:12What is it?
00:16:17I had to come up, Dave.
00:16:18I couldn't talk over the phone.
00:16:20It's too important.
00:16:21I've just had word that the United Mills and the Demure Estate are going to withdraw their account.
00:16:26What?
00:16:27They've been with you for years.
00:16:28Why, at this time?
00:16:29That's what I've got to find out.
00:16:31You know what it would mean to the bank's position if word got about.
00:16:34Well, you'd better send for Camel and Chadwick.
00:16:36They control those accounts.
00:16:38And get hold of a couple of your bank directors.
00:16:40It'll have to be an unofficial meeting.
00:16:42You can't take any chance of arousing suspicion, even among your own employees.
00:16:46We'll, uh, we'll have the meeting here.
00:16:49Suppose I can't convince them.
00:16:51Yeah.
00:16:51Well, you let me do the talking.
00:16:54I'll get them here as soon as possible.
00:16:56Right.
00:16:58I'm relying on you, Dave.
00:17:00Yes, Mr. Whitman?
00:17:12Bring me the tower security bank file.
00:17:16Yes, Mr. Whitman.
00:17:30Mr. Whitman, you know all my savings are in the tower security.
00:17:39So are mine.
00:17:41I haven't anything except what's in that bank.
00:17:45Do you think it's safe?
00:17:46Oh, don't be ridiculous.
00:17:48It's perfectly safe.
00:17:50Oh, I think I'll take a pill.
00:17:55I wish you would.
00:18:00Are the reports ready?
00:18:12Huh?
00:18:13Oh.
00:18:17There you are, Mary.
00:18:20There's nothing troubling you, Mr. Hoyt.
00:18:24It's my own personal accounts.
00:18:27I just can't seem to make my salary cover everything.
00:18:30And I'm supposed to be a pretty good bookkeeper.
00:18:33Oh, that's too bad.
00:18:35You see, Mary, I started married life and debt.
00:18:39And we've never caught up in all these years.
00:18:42Oh, I see.
00:18:45I wouldn't dare touch any of that money we have in the bank downstairs.
00:18:49We went without things we needed to save it.
00:18:51You know, Mary, I've seen people get rich on a shoestring investment.
00:18:58But I never could take a chance.
00:19:01I was loaded with responsibilities.
00:19:02And when you get to be my age, and anything happens to you, or your job, well, where are you?
00:19:12Now you just stop worrying.
00:19:14Nothing's going to happen to you after 14 years at the head office.
00:19:17I hope not.
00:19:22If you're looking for Mr. Clark, he's in the display department.
00:19:29You're looking in the wrong department.
00:19:31Oh, thank you.
00:19:34That guy must think I'm a bareback rider.
00:19:36Well, if he never stood up, he'd know you were.
00:19:38Well, where's that nitwit with my dress?
00:19:58Do you know Marge?
00:19:59Marge, hope.
00:20:00I don't know.
00:20:02Do I?
00:20:03Oh, I remember.
00:20:04Marge's lying.
00:20:05What does she do?
00:20:07She plunges the clock.
00:20:09So do I.
00:20:20Hello, Jimmy.
00:20:21Oh, hello, Mr. Ramsey.
00:20:23I expect to get the electrical construction on the new ramble building.
00:20:27That's great, Andy.
00:20:28I'd like to have you with me, if I get the job.
00:20:31It would mean more money for you.
00:20:33I don't know what to say.
00:20:34Well, don't say anything yet.
00:20:36I expect to know more definitely later in the day.
00:20:39Sure hope you get it.
00:20:40So do I.
00:20:41Is Mr. Whitman in?
00:21:00Well, he's always in to you, even when he's out.
00:21:07So I guess he's in.
00:21:11Oh, have you got a headache?
00:21:13Oh, just a slight one.
00:21:15Do you know I have nervous headaches all the time?
00:21:19I'll fix you up.
00:21:23Now, this works fine for me.
00:21:26Only it makes me dizzier than usual.
00:21:29But you take it.
00:21:30I'd like to see what it does to you.
00:21:31No, thank you.
00:21:32I'd like to speak to Mr. Whitman if you'll tell him I'm here.
00:21:35Well, Mr. Whitman, Mrs. Burns is here.
00:21:42She...
00:21:44Hello?
00:21:47Oh, Ann.
00:21:49Come in.
00:21:51Hello, David.
00:21:52Have you seen anything about this?
00:22:22Mr. Martin, when?
00:22:24Not in here.
00:22:25Not in here.
00:22:52You're a boy.
00:22:56Bye-bye.
00:23:01We'll see you next time.
00:23:11Good morning, Mr. Burns.
00:23:31Where's Mary?
00:23:33She said she had to go down to the bank,
00:23:35and if you buzzed, I was to answer.
00:23:39Oh, why the masquerade?
00:23:41Well, you see, I went to a party last night and...
00:23:46Oh, you're going to just broke up.
00:23:48Oh, no, it's still going.
00:23:50But I got to work on time.
00:24:00Not too bad.
00:24:04And not too good.
00:24:11Are we going places?
00:24:17Perhaps.
00:24:18I just want to see how you fit.
00:24:20You know, it takes a dress like that to bring things out in a girl.
00:24:35I didn't know you liked them.
00:24:39Your friendship had given you a chance to go home and change your dress.
00:24:44Brooklyn's a long way to go to change a dress.
00:24:46Park Avenue would be closer.
00:24:51You wouldn't fool a poor girl, would you, Mr. Burns?
00:24:54We're wasting the best years of our lives, Ann.
00:25:21And we're not getting any younger.
00:25:24That's hardly chivalrous, David, to remind me of my age.
00:25:27But, Ann, can't you see...
00:25:30I see more clearly than you in this instance, David.
00:25:33I've always hated divorce and all the ugly things that go with...
00:25:38If I must face it, it'll be alone.
00:25:41Our friends will understand.
00:25:43Oh, my dear, it's not of them I'm thinking, but you.
00:25:48I won't have your name brought into it.
00:25:50That's final.
00:25:53You know...
00:25:54It wasn't easy.
00:25:57I loved my husband very much.
00:26:00I know.
00:26:01I think I loved him even after I knew there were other women.
00:26:07I pretended I didn't know, thinking he might change as he grew older.
00:26:13Men like Burns never change.
00:26:19I know that now.
00:26:21And it came to a point that he didn't even bother to lie to me anymore.
00:26:26My pride was gone.
00:26:27You'll let me know what happens.
00:26:39Hope for me, David.
00:26:57Just a moment.
00:27:01National Products Corporation.
00:27:05Just a moment.
00:27:09National Products Corporation.
00:27:11Hello.
00:27:12Just a moment.
00:27:19Just a moment, please.
00:27:21Yes, I will.
00:27:22Oh, good morning, Mr. Brown.
00:27:27Good morning, Ms. Hoffer.
00:27:28Mr. Burns, in.
00:27:29I'll tell him you're here.
00:27:41Come in.
00:27:46Sign it sincerely yours.
00:27:48That'll be all.
00:27:48Oh, so you've made up your mind.
00:27:52Yes, sir.
00:27:53All right, Mary.
00:27:55Mrs. Burns is here.
00:27:57Oh, well, uh...
00:27:59Tell her to come in.
00:28:09People who have locks on their doors should lock their doors.
00:28:13We'll have luncheon together here.
00:28:16All right.
00:28:16Good morning.
00:28:36You might have given her time to go home and change her clothes last night.
00:28:39Won't you sit down?
00:29:02You're looking remarkably well.
00:29:05But then you never seem to change.
00:29:11And since you ask me,
00:29:13I'm quite well and doing very nicely.
00:29:17Are you really, Kenneth?
00:29:18No.
00:29:20I'm very low and practically broke.
00:29:23Oh, I'm sorry.
00:29:25I can imagine.
00:29:26Well, if you've come to gloat over me, go ahead.
00:29:35That's not what I came for.
00:29:37What then?
00:29:39Kenneth,
00:29:40I want my freedom.
00:29:45No doubt you'll be
00:29:46glad to have yours.
00:29:48I'm not so sure.
00:29:52After all,
00:29:53being married to you
00:29:54has given me certain compensations.
00:30:02Yes, Ken.
00:30:03You've gotten everything.
00:30:07Except these.
00:30:08They're your only gift.
00:30:14The only two hours of happiness
00:30:16that you ever gave me.
00:30:18Oh, I see.
00:30:20I suppose Whitman put you up to this.
00:30:25So that's why you want your freedom.
00:30:28You're in love with him.
00:30:29Yes, Kenneth.
00:30:34I want you to make
00:30:35just this one gesture of decency.
00:30:39Decency.
00:30:42You're a fine one to talk about decency.
00:30:45Now that I'm broke,
00:30:46you want to divorce me.
00:30:50Well, whose fault is it that you're broke?
00:30:53You had nothing when I married you.
00:30:55But that didn't matter.
00:30:56I gave you everything I had.
00:30:58My youth, my inheritance,
00:30:59my happiness.
00:31:01And you spent all that I gave you
00:31:02on other women.
00:31:04Please, Kenneth,
00:31:05let's not be common.
00:31:07Tell me that you'll give me a divorce
00:31:08and let me go.
00:31:10Leave me at least this one memory
00:31:12that isn't degrading.
00:31:16All right.
00:31:18I'll give you what you want.
00:31:20But it's only fair
00:31:22that I should get something out of it, too.
00:31:25But I've told you.
00:31:26I have nothing left.
00:31:27You can get anything you want from him.
00:31:31He's mad about you.
00:31:34Get him to make a settlement on you
00:31:35before you marry him.
00:31:38You're smart.
00:31:39You know how to do it.
00:31:40And what's more,
00:31:42you're worth it.
00:31:45Give me $50,000
00:31:46and I'll call it quits.
00:31:49I've got to have money.
00:31:51And you're the only thing I've got left.
00:31:53I thought I knew
00:31:56how low you were.
00:31:58But I didn't.
00:31:59Is that so?
00:32:00Well, what about you and Whitman?
00:32:02Go on.
00:32:04Divorce me.
00:32:06But before you succeed,
00:32:07I'll spread his name
00:32:08across the headlines
00:32:08of every newspaper in the city.
00:32:10I'll show up the high-minded Mr. Whitman
00:32:12for what he really is.
00:32:14I'll smash his public career.
00:32:16Let's not be common.
00:32:23Is she burned up?
00:32:45Yes, Mr. Burns.
00:32:49Any particular report on Mr. Burns?
00:32:51Oh, Walter.
00:32:54Okay, Mr. Burns.
00:32:56What are you looking for?
00:33:22I'm looking for a woman.
00:33:23That is, I mean a girl.
00:33:25Well, yeah?
00:33:26What kind of a place
00:33:28do you think this is?
00:33:29Her name is Marge Lyon.
00:33:32Well, don't peek.
00:33:33Ask for her.
00:33:35I got tired of asking for her
00:33:37on the 14th floor.
00:33:52I want a personal voucher for a thousand dollars.
00:34:13Well, you're way overdrawn now, Mr. Burns.
00:34:15Do what I tell you.
00:34:17Well, I wouldn't dare sign another voucher for you without the knowledge of the Home Office.
00:34:22You want to keep your job, don't you?
00:34:24Oh, I've got to keep it.
00:34:25Well, then get this straight.
00:34:27If that voucher isn't in my hands in a half an hour, you're through.
00:34:31Well, you don't mean that, Mr. Burns.
00:34:33You heard me.
00:34:35Now, get out.
00:34:51Yes.
00:34:52Yes.
00:34:53Just a minute.
00:34:56There's your connection.
00:34:58Yes.
00:35:02Luncheon for Mr. Burns.
00:35:04Right in there.
00:35:17And it's all set.
00:35:19Fine.
00:35:20Oh, Jimmy.
00:35:21I've got that contract.
00:35:26Gee, that's great.
00:35:27When do we start?
00:35:28In a couple of weeks.
00:35:29Oh, that's well.
00:35:30It's lunch, Sonic.
00:35:32Somebody I want to tell this story.
00:35:33Well, give her my love.
00:35:35Yeah.
00:35:36I want to tell.
00:35:46Oh, look.
00:35:47Let's go.
00:35:48Ben.
00:35:50I don't know.
00:35:51Oh, my.
00:35:52Oh, my.
00:35:52First, please.
00:35:53Life is a message.
00:35:54I don't know.
00:35:54There's a message.
00:35:55I can tell him.
00:35:55This is a message.
00:35:56Are there?
00:35:56I know.
00:35:57I know.
00:35:57You're on.
00:36:28Mr. Hoyt.
00:36:39Say, you better let me help you downstairs.
00:36:41Oh, Jimmy, I'm all right.
00:36:42Well, you don't look so good to me.
00:36:45Oh, it's just something that happened downstairs in the office.
00:36:49You mean that guy Burns?
00:36:51I'd like to get him in an alley for about five minutes.
00:36:55He's a hard man.
00:36:57No soul, no feeling.
00:36:59He makes you wonder if it pays to do right.
00:37:03Oh, Jimmy.
00:37:05Oh, Mary.
00:37:08Say, what's the idea of letting that guy keep you over time?
00:37:11Hope you like chap-egg bandit.
00:37:14Did you hear what I said?
00:37:16I wish you'd drop, Mr. Burns.
00:37:17There's nothing I'd like to do better.
00:37:24Okay.
00:37:25My goodness.
00:37:26Hey, wait.
00:37:27That's your dessert.
00:37:28Go on.
00:37:28Oh, thank you, Sandwich, huh?
00:37:41You certainly do make nice.
00:37:42Oh, thank you.
00:38:07Can you beat that?
00:38:17I've dropped my cake.
00:38:19Oh, you can have half a night.
00:38:21Oh, that'll be nice.
00:38:33Tell me, you're sick.
00:38:35I never felt so good in my life.
00:38:36And I've got lots to tell you.
00:38:38Tell me.
00:38:40Well, listen, darling, we've got to get married right away.
00:38:42Right now.
00:38:43No, Jimmy, not until we get more money.
00:38:46Say, you're looking at a guy that's on his way to be a big shot.
00:38:49Will you talk, Stan?
00:38:51Well, we're putting equipment in the new Rambler building.
00:38:54Who?
00:38:55Well, me and Mr. Ramsey.
00:38:57We settled it today.
00:38:59I'm going to be his new foreman and for more money.
00:39:02Jimmy.
00:39:02Jimmy.
00:39:03Oh.
00:39:06And that isn't all I found out.
00:39:10I went down to see the real estate man.
00:39:12I told him about my new job.
00:39:14And he said we could have the house for $1,000 down.
00:39:17What do you think of that?
00:39:18So we'll go down to the bank this afternoon and draw up the $1,000, go down and pay it on the house, and we can get married tonight.
00:39:25Oh, wait a minute, Jimmy.
00:39:26Well, what's wrong with that picture?
00:39:29Well, I can't get ready in such a hurry.
00:39:31Well, you've got a hat downstairs, haven't you?
00:39:33That's all you need with me.
00:39:36Well, what good is the house without furniture?
00:39:37Oh, furniture.
00:39:38You can buy all you want for a dollar down.
00:39:41And that's just what's wrong with the picture.
00:39:43We're not going to stop our married life in death.
00:39:51Say, are you trying to give me the runaround?
00:39:54You can't give me one good reason.
00:39:58Well, I won't leave Mr. Burns without giving notice.
00:40:01Oh, so that's it.
00:40:02Stalling me so you can keep on working for him.
00:40:06Well, we'll have a showdown right now.
00:40:08You're going to do as I say.
00:40:10You're going to quit.
00:40:11Who do you think you're talking to?
00:40:12I'm not married to you yet.
00:40:14And you're not going to dictate to me all the rest of my life.
00:40:16No, I suppose you'd rather have Mr. Burns dictate to you in his way.
00:40:20And maybe I would.
00:40:21Anyway, he's a gentleman.
00:40:23He doesn't go around bragging about socking somebody in the nose every five minutes.
00:40:27I'm beginning to see the difference.
00:40:31But, Mary, it's because I...
00:40:32Well, you've got a funny way of showing it.
00:40:34If you love me, you trust me.
00:40:35You don't.
00:40:36But listen, Mary...
00:40:36And if I was fool enough to marry you,
00:40:38you'd think I was carrying on with every man that looked at me.
00:40:40And I'm not letting myself in for that.
00:40:42Oh, but Mary, please listen.
00:40:43Oh, let me alone.
00:40:44So many things used to be able to come to mind.
00:40:46Okay.
00:40:47They're supposed to be able to enter.
00:40:48So many things used to be able to enter.
00:40:49But...
00:40:50And if I was just asät.
00:40:51And when I was dealing with my son,
00:40:52I got my son.
00:40:53I got my son.
00:40:53I got my son.
00:40:54And if I was just asijn.
00:40:55I got my son.
00:40:56And he was looking for almost all my women.
00:40:57And I got my son.
00:40:59And I got my son.
00:41:00And he was looking for their son.
00:41:01And I got my son.
00:41:02And he went to the beginning.
00:41:04And really, when I was lucky enough,
00:41:07it was for the girl.
00:41:08So many women had me to live with all my family.
00:41:08I'm expecting Mr. Gellar with some gentlemen.
00:41:33We're not to be disturbed regardless of anything.
00:41:36I understand.
00:41:38I'll sign my mail now and get it out of the way.
00:42:08I'll sign my mail now and get it out of the way.
00:42:38I understand Mr. Gellar is holding a bank meeting here.
00:42:50Bank meeting?
00:42:52Oh, is that what it is?
00:42:54Young woman, I left a lot of important business to come here.
00:42:57Now I want to know what the trouble is.
00:42:59Trouble?
00:43:00Well, Mr. Gellar hasn't come yet.
00:43:02Will you go inside, please?
00:43:07Is this where we're meeting with Mr. Gellar?
00:43:35Yes.
00:43:36Go right inside.
00:43:47Is Mr. Burns in his office?
00:43:49Yes.
00:43:49He's got Marge in there.
00:43:51I don't know how she gets away with it.
00:43:53Yes.
00:43:54Yes.
00:43:55Yes.
00:43:56Yes.
00:43:57Just a moment.
00:43:58Hello.
00:43:59Yes.
00:44:00Yes.
00:44:01Yes.
00:44:02Just a moment.
00:44:03Everybody here?
00:44:04I guess so.
00:44:05I hope so.
00:44:06I don't know.
00:44:07Remember, young lady, we are not to be disturbed.
00:44:10My heavens.
00:44:11What are you going to do?
00:44:12I don't know.
00:44:13I don't know.
00:44:14I don't know.
00:44:15I don't know.
00:44:16I don't know.
00:44:17I don't know.
00:44:18I don't know.
00:44:19I don't know.
00:44:20I don't know.
00:44:21My heavens.
00:44:22What are you going to do?
00:44:23What's that?
00:44:24Oh.
00:44:25Yes, sir.
00:44:26No one will get near you.
00:44:28Very good.
00:44:36Oh.
00:44:37What do you know?
00:44:39God, look at that sour face of yours.
00:44:43Yeah, I saw you when you came in.
00:44:47What's the matter?
00:44:48Give me the gate.
00:44:49Give me the gate.
00:44:50Give me the gate.
00:44:51Oh, shut up.
00:45:04National Products Corporation.
00:45:06Hmm?
00:45:07Just a moment, please.
00:45:10National Products Corporation.
00:45:17Come in.
00:45:26I'm sorry.
00:45:27What is it, Mary?
00:45:28These letters, Mr. Burns.
00:45:30You forgot to sign them.
00:45:31Oh, put them down over there.
00:45:33I'll look them over later.
00:45:35Oh, Mr. Burns.
00:45:45May I speak to you alone?
00:45:48Yes, of course, ma'am.
00:45:50Oh, uh, Miss Lyon.
00:45:55Will you see if you can get that reporter on the wire again?
00:45:57Well, they said he hasn't come in yet.
00:45:59Well, try again.
00:46:00Say it's important.
00:46:05Sit down Mary. Now, what is it? This bank has always operated on a safe and sane policy,
00:46:31keeping its assets sufficiently liquid for an emergency.
00:46:36Mr. Camel, what can the demure estate possibly do with such a tremendous amount of cash? Haunt it?
00:46:43I had no such idea, Mr. Whitton. I merely thought that...
00:46:46Mr. Chadwick, your concern already has a vast cash reserve that isn't working.
00:46:52Instead of adding to it, you should be putting it back into circulation.
00:46:56But we have the privilege of withdrawal.
00:46:57Mr. Gentlemen, there are times when we must all forget our privileges.
00:47:02Today, we must think and act differently than ever before.
00:47:06Private fortunes are part of our national strength and should be used to fortify our weaknesses.
00:47:14Mr. Gentlemen, do you realize that every dollar taken out of circulation means a loss of ten dollars in credit?
00:47:25Mr. Whitton's office.
00:47:36Let me speak to Mr. Geller.
00:47:38Mr. Geller?
00:47:40Oh, um, he isn't here.
00:47:51He says, I says, both says plenty.
00:47:55He walks out only leaves me to plan.
00:47:57You've been married as long as I have.
00:48:00You know that love is a wreck, but you've got a give and take.
00:48:04The lights are plenty.
00:48:06Well, give her a raise.
00:48:09Hello.
00:48:10National Products Corporation.
00:48:12Speak to Mary Harper, please.
00:48:14Sorry, but Mary's taking dictation from Mr. Burns in his private office.
00:48:18And they can't be disturbed.
00:48:19Oh, she is.
00:48:20All right, thanks.
00:48:21So, I've got to have the money back.
00:48:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:48:25What?
00:48:26Hello.
00:48:27National Products Corporation.
00:48:29Speak to Mary Harper, please.
00:48:31Sorry.
00:48:32But Mary's taking dictation from Mr. Burns in his private office.
00:48:37And they can't be disturbed.
00:48:38Oh, she is.
00:48:40All right, thanks.
00:48:46So, I've got to have the money back.
00:48:48Half of it, anyway.
00:48:49But I've already sent the money down to the broker.
00:48:51But don't you understand?
00:48:52What, Mac?
00:48:53Pardon me.
00:48:54Hello?
00:48:56Oh, hello, Walter.
00:48:58Yes, I've been trying to get hold of you all day.
00:49:02I've got a hot story for your paper.
00:49:06It's something that'll knock a couple of reputations into a cocked hat.
00:49:10It's about a very prominent man in this town and...
00:49:15All right, you get over here in an hour and I'll give you the details
00:49:18with photographs and everything.
00:49:23Okay.
00:49:24Thanks, Walter.
00:49:27I want to give Jimmy back his share of the money.
00:49:29Then I'm through with him.
00:49:37Wait a moment.
00:49:42Mr. Whitman's office.
00:49:44This is the cashier of the Tower Security Bank.
00:49:46I know Mr. Geller's there and I want to talk to him.
00:49:48It's quite important.
00:49:49Oh, yes, I know, but Mr. Geller doesn't want to be disturbed.
00:49:58Well, all right, wait a moment.
00:50:00This audit shows that the bank is in the best possible condition.
00:50:15You men understand finance.
00:50:18The man of the street does not.
00:50:20He grasps at the slightest rumor.
00:50:22Imagine what the small depositors would do
00:50:25if they thought they were going to lose their life savings.
00:50:28Don't stop for anything.
00:50:58Get me to the bottom.
00:50:59There's going to be a run on the bank.
00:51:09Oh, excuse me.
00:51:13What's the matter with her?
00:51:14What?
00:51:14She said there's going to be a run on the Tower Security Bank.
00:51:18Tower Security Bank?
00:51:19I know so much of money, my bank.
00:51:21Let's tell them all.
00:51:22Going up?
00:51:22Let's go.
00:51:30I'm certainly sorry to have made you so much trouble,
00:51:32but I do want my money.
00:51:34You can get it for me, can't you?
00:51:37Certainly, if that's the way you feel about it.
00:51:39But you insisted on my taking it, you know.
00:51:53You brought that voucher for $1,000?
00:51:55I won't take the responsibility.
00:51:57I can't.
00:51:58Then you can take the consequences.
00:52:01You're through.
00:52:02I worked hard for you and the company.
00:52:04Go on, get out.
00:52:13Before I go, I want to tell you something.
00:52:15Everyone who works for you hates you,
00:52:17but they haven't the courage to tell you.
00:52:20Men like you always have someone in their employ
00:52:22whom they can torment and persecute.
00:52:24Someone weak and powerless who can't fight back.
00:52:27Someone like me.
00:52:29I suppose when you were retired,
00:52:30you pulled the legs off grasshoppers
00:52:31just to see them wriggle and squirm.
00:52:33I've had enough of this.
00:52:34Oh, I'm not afraid of you any longer, Mr. Burns,
00:52:37because I'm honest and you're not.
00:52:39You've been using the firm's money to gamble in the market.
00:52:42You've covered your tracks pretty well up to now,
00:52:44and maybe I can't even prove it.
00:52:46But I know you're a thief.
00:52:48Look.
00:52:58Now, get out!
00:53:03Just a minute, Harry.
00:53:05Now, you must have been paying any attention to Hoyt.
00:53:07He's excited.
00:53:08He doesn't realize what he's saying.
00:53:22There's a room in the Tarsic County bank.
00:53:32That's my last check.
00:53:32Jack's out of town and he won't be back till next week.
00:53:35My husband's insurance money.
00:53:37I know they'll go broke.
00:53:37But fun sick or fun told me.
00:53:39Please hurry, honey.
00:53:40If I leave now, I'll lose my job.
00:53:41The bank's on the bureau.
00:53:43Hurry, hurry.
00:53:43It's all we've got.
00:53:44Stop paying it on that check.
00:53:45I just put it through this morning.
00:53:46I tell you, I'm sure I put it in the black suit.
00:53:50Hurry before the bank closes.
00:53:52Pardon me.
00:53:53Is this my sign working?
00:53:54Wait a minute.
00:53:55No, no.
00:53:56Not you.
00:53:57I'm sure you'll find it in the inside pocket.
00:54:00Beautiful girl.
00:54:01I've been looking for her all day.
00:54:02Do you happen to know?
00:54:03I haven't seen your crazy bimbo.
00:54:05Shut up.
00:54:06No, no.
00:54:06Not you.
00:54:08Have you found the pants?
00:54:11And if you leave your money where it is, you will not only be benefiting the bank for performing a grave public duty.
00:54:19That is all, gentlemen.
00:54:22What do you say, Camel?
00:54:25I'll stay with you, Geller.
00:54:27So alive.
00:54:28Thank you, gentlemen.
00:54:33Oh, fool's crazy.
00:54:48You'll get your money.
00:54:49But I want it now.
00:54:51What?
00:54:53Hello?
00:54:54Yes.
00:54:56What?
00:54:57Why, I sent you down a thousand dollars.
00:55:00Your margin is gone.
00:55:00We've closed you out.
00:55:02Sorry.
00:55:02Mr. Horat was right.
00:55:07Wait a minute.
00:55:08You said my money would be...
00:55:09Well, how did I know?
00:55:10You used our money.
00:55:11Shut up.
00:55:11I won't shut up.
00:55:12You stole our money and I'm going to get it back.
00:55:14Here, wait a minute, George, little fool.
00:55:15You let me...
00:55:16Now, listen.
00:55:16Be reasonable.
00:55:17I'll get it back for you.
00:55:18Let me go.
00:55:18How about a game of golf tomorrow?
00:55:44Say, I broke money for the first time.
00:55:45Ninety.
00:55:46He's trying to hook a sucker.
00:55:47He plays under 80.
00:55:50I only knew how to thank you, Dave.
00:55:52Oh, forget it.
00:55:53That's my job.
00:55:54Are you, Mr. Geller?
00:55:58Hello.
00:55:59Geller?
00:56:00You better come down at once.
00:56:01We're having a run.
00:56:02A run?
00:56:02I'll be right down.
00:56:07How could a thing like that have started?
00:56:09Well, you have nothing to worry about now.
00:56:11Phone the Federal Reserve.
00:56:13They'll have plenty of currency on hand for morning.
00:56:15I'd suggest that you insert a full-page ad in all the evening papers
00:56:19showing the bank examiner's statement in full.
00:56:21That'll put a stop to this.
00:56:23I...
00:56:23I hope so.
00:56:29Anne.
00:56:32Tell me, my dear.
00:56:46What happened?
00:56:47Oh!
00:57:12Oh, my...
00:57:13My land.
00:57:14Anne.
00:57:14Anne.
00:57:14Anne.
00:57:14Anne.
00:57:14Anne.
00:57:14Anne.
00:57:14Anne.
00:57:16Anne.
00:57:16Anne.
00:57:17Now, wait a minute, Mary.
00:57:35Don't be gone, foolish.
00:57:37I tell you, you're not going to leave this office
00:57:38until you pull this out together
00:57:40and promise to keep your mouth shut.
00:57:42Sit down.
00:57:42I'm going to be gone.
00:57:44I'm going to be gone.
00:57:44I'm going to be gone.
00:57:46I'm going to be gone.
00:57:46I'm going to be gone.
00:57:46I'm going to be gone.
00:57:47I'm going to be gone.
00:57:48I'm going to be gone.
00:57:49No, Jay.
00:57:50None of my bills in that bank.
00:57:52I never have it long enough to get that far.
00:57:55Well, thanks just the same.
00:57:57Hey, boys.
00:57:59Have you fellas got any dough
00:58:00in the Tower Security Bank?
00:58:02Yes, I have.
00:58:03Well, you'd better get it out
00:58:04because there's something wrong.
00:58:06See, Mary's got the passport.
00:58:07Hello, National Products Corporation.
00:58:23Sorry, but she's been in there ever since.
00:58:26Okay, sister, I'll be right up.
00:58:37Say, there's a lot of excitement downstairs.
00:58:39What's the matter?
00:58:40I don't know.
00:58:41They're acting like a lot of crazy people.
00:58:43Say, what's happened?
00:58:43I don't know.
00:58:46And then...
00:58:47I stalk him.
00:58:51Oh, I've been walking around ever since.
00:58:53I seem to be in a horrible dream.
00:58:57I tried to go away and never see you again.
00:58:59And then I realized that you guessed the reason.
00:59:05You wait here, Ann.
00:59:08Oh, no, you mustn't.
00:59:10Nothing you can say will stop me.
00:59:11I know the only language he understands.
00:59:17Oh.
00:59:24Oh, what's all the excitement about, Ann?
00:59:25Oh, there's trouble down at the bank.
00:59:27What's that?
00:59:27Tower security.
00:59:29Well, I haven't even had it.
00:59:30Well, I know somebody that hasn't.
00:59:31I'm going to give them a buzz.
00:59:32Will you give me another one, Ann?
00:59:33Here, I'm going to have a van.
00:59:34I like it.
00:59:34Why, I know...
00:59:36Let me go.
00:59:37Oh, I won't let you go.
00:59:38Jimmy!
00:59:41Now, come up to the passbook.
00:59:42There's something wrong in the bank.
00:59:43But our money isn't in the bank, Jimmy.
00:59:44He's got our money.
00:59:45A thousand dollars of it.
00:59:47He got it.
00:59:48And he lost it.
00:59:49He told me...
00:59:50Never mind what he told you.
00:59:51He'll tell me.
00:59:52Get out of here, both of you.
00:59:54Come on, Mary.
00:59:55Scram.
00:59:56No, Jimmy.
00:59:56Do as I tell you.
00:59:57I'll tell you.
01:00:09Oh, Mary.
01:00:11Oh, Mary.
01:00:11There's a run on the Tower of Security Bank.
01:00:18Yes, I know.
01:00:19I think I'll run down and find out what's the matter.
01:00:21Say, I just heard there's a run on the Tower of Security Bank.
01:00:23What?
01:00:24The Tower of Security Bank.
01:00:26Why, that's one of the strongest banks in the country.
01:00:28What did he say?
01:00:29There's a run on the bank downstairs.
01:00:30Why, I never expected that bank to fail.
01:00:32Well, hello, Frank.
01:00:34Yes, sir.
01:00:34The Tower of Security Bank.
01:00:40Well, it's sure going to be plenty tough on a lot of people who had the money in that bank.
01:00:43I don't understand how those things happen.
01:00:45Some silly rumor probably that bank is perfectly all right.
01:00:50Well, did you get your money?
01:00:51No, it was a minute too late.
01:00:52They closed the doors at 3 o'clock.
01:01:22Look out, he's got to come in there.
01:01:49Get out of here, all of you.
01:01:53Got it.
01:01:54Get out of here.
01:02:12right
01:02:28spring
01:02:29seven three one hundred
01:02:32i uh...
01:02:33if you better straighten things up
01:02:37hello
01:02:39the inspector connor's
01:02:44this is a good one
01:02:45i'm up to the office
01:02:47of the national product corporation
01:02:50kenneth burns their new york manager has
01:02:53just jumped out of a window
01:02:57money matters
01:03:03i'll wait here for you
01:03:06for his wife's sake i uh...
01:03:09i'd appreciate it
01:03:10if you kept it as quiet as possible
01:03:14you know
01:03:24on the flight is a newspaper man here you want to see mister burns thing about a
01:03:28story
01:03:31it's too late
01:03:35you understand
01:03:37there'll be no trouble now
01:03:39how wide the home office that i take charge until they send a new manager on
01:03:44the
01:03:51the
01:03:53the
01:03:58the
01:04:01the
01:04:02the
01:04:03the
01:04:04the
01:04:05So there you are.
01:04:17Yep, here I am.
01:04:18Dress it all.
01:04:20I don't need it now.
01:04:20It's quitting time.
01:04:22Well, let's go back to the party.
01:04:26Why not?
01:04:27I need cheering up.
01:04:29A Rolls-Royce just jumped out of my life's window.
01:04:32Oh, how could a Rolls-Royce jump through your window?
01:04:37Let it pass.
01:04:38Come on.
01:04:41Oh, Jimmy.
01:04:42Our little house.
01:04:45Oh, that's all right, dear.
01:04:46We can get it later.
01:04:47Say, how much money have you got?
01:04:52Six and a quarter.
01:04:55I got three and a half.
01:04:56That's just enough for the justice to be some dinner.
01:04:59Jimmy.
01:05:01Say, why don't you two hire a room?
01:05:09We're going to.
01:05:11Thanks.
01:05:11You're welcome.
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