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00:00:00My name is Sergeant Joe Fink, working the 24-hour shift out of Homicide.
00:00:07And this is my workshop, the part of town that everybody knows about, but that nobody
00:00:11wants to see.
00:00:12Where the tragedies are deeper, the ecstasies wilder, and the crime rate consistently higher
00:00:16than anywhere else.
00:00:17Skid Row, my beat.
00:00:47Skid Row, my beat.
00:01:17The most terrifying period in the history of my beat began in a little run-down floor
00:01:37shop called Mushnick's.
00:01:43Ah, good morning, Mrs. Shiver.
00:01:45How's things today?
00:01:46Oh, this ain't as usual, Mr. Mushnick.
00:01:49My sister's nephew Stanley died in Little Rock, Arkansas.
00:01:53Oh, what happened?
00:01:54He got blown up.
00:01:55Who knows how.
00:01:56That's nice.
00:01:57Well, you would like maybe, as usual, some flowers for the funeral.
00:02:00Could all acquaintance be forgotten and never brought to mind?
00:02:05I thought possibly, uh, because I always give to you all my funeral business, and maybe
00:02:10you should possibly give to me, uh, a little contract.
00:02:14Look on me, Mrs. Shiver.
00:02:16What am I, a palatalist?
00:02:18I sell on Skid Row nothing but cheap carnations.
00:02:21And I should give you a cut rate.
00:02:23I can't even afford water for the flowers.
00:02:25To my throat, I would be giving a cut.
00:02:27I dreamt I dwelt in Marble Hall with Vassal...
00:02:33Shut up from the back!
00:02:37Excuse me, Mrs. Shiver, but Seymour...
00:02:39He's a nice boy.
00:02:41Why don't you let him sing?
00:02:42What?
00:02:43Sing?
00:02:45I think I got a new customer.
00:02:46Brand new in the yellow vest.
00:02:47I should let the cleanup boy, but I can't even afford to chase him out right away.
00:02:56Flowers fresh as the springtime, Mushnick.
00:02:58Hello?
00:02:59Oh, hello, Dr. Favre.
00:03:00What can I do for you today?
00:03:01Listen, Mushnick, I haven't got much time.
00:03:03Send me over two gladiolas and a fern.
00:03:06Excellent.
00:03:07That's two dozen glads, one potted fern.
00:03:09No, no, no, Mushnick.
00:03:11Two gladiolas and one fern.
00:03:15You want, I should put two gladiolas in the pot with the fern.
00:03:18No, one fern, one piece.
00:03:20Altogether, three pieces.
00:03:22I need it for my waiting room.
00:03:24Yes, I think so.
00:03:25What?
00:03:26I think so.
00:03:27Good, I'll drill a bigger hole.
00:03:29You mean you want two crummy gladiolas and one crummy fern?
00:03:32What kind of a decoration is that?
00:03:34This is my flower budget for the week, Mushnick.
00:03:38Who can be a dentist on Skid Row?
00:03:40All right, excellent.
00:03:41I'll send Seymour right away.
00:03:42Who am I to argue with science?
00:03:44Make it snappy.
00:03:46Now you are going to get it.
00:03:48Oh, you are going to get it.
00:03:51Look.
00:03:56Seymour Trellvine?
00:03:58Now, Mr. Shiva, we were talking from the funeral flowers,
00:04:01but the little...
00:04:02Oh, no, not more funerals.
00:04:05Did you call me, Mr. Mushnick?
00:04:07No, I was calling John D. Rockefeller
00:04:11to take a loan on my Rolls Royce.
00:04:13Sorry, I said it.
00:04:14Now, look, Seymour.
00:04:17You take two gladiolas.
00:04:19You'll cut them nice and even.
00:04:21You'll take one for him.
00:04:22You'll wrap them in a package,
00:04:23and you'll take them to Dr. Farr.
00:04:25Right?
00:04:27Don't go already!
00:04:29Now, what can I do for you, sir?
00:04:31My name is Burson Foster.
00:04:32Excellent.
00:04:33I am Gravis Mushnick.
00:04:34Oh, that's a good one.
00:04:35Now, who's going to get my roses?
00:04:37I'll take care of you, Mrs. Shiva.
00:04:38Come right over here.
00:04:41Would you like maybe some orchids for the night girl?
00:04:44No, I think I'd like a couple of dozen carnations.
00:04:46Carnations?
00:04:48A person can't find around these days,
00:04:50or somebody shouldn't drop dead.
00:04:52You've had more than your share of bad luck, Mrs. Shiva.
00:04:54Bad luck, she calls it.
00:04:56You should have so many people kick off.
00:04:58You would have somebody call on top of you, too.
00:05:00What about the carnations?
00:05:02You said you wanted the roses.
00:05:04Yes, for Stanley.
00:05:08My carnations.
00:05:10You should see what that Seymour is...
00:05:12Oh, here are your carnations.
00:05:14Wait, I'll wrap them for you.
00:05:16Oh, that's all right. I'll leave them here.
00:05:22Why not?
00:05:26Of course, what else?
00:05:28They are all right.
00:05:30Well, I've had better.
00:05:32Well, this is a small shop.
00:05:34Oh, that's okay.
00:05:36You know, those big places, they're full of pretty flowers, expensive flowers.
00:05:39When you're waiting for looks and smell, you're bound to lose some food value.
00:05:41I like to eat these little out-of-the-way places.
00:05:45Such a thing, eating flowers.
00:05:47Look, don't knock it until you try it, huh?
00:05:51Look what happened.
00:05:55This is what I was trying to tell you before.
00:05:57Look on him, everybody.
00:05:59Look at the quality of his work.
00:06:01I ask you, when I fire him,
00:06:03where is he going to get such another good job?
00:06:05You mean I'm fired?
00:06:07Yes, you are fired.
00:06:09Gravis, you can't do that.
00:06:11Who can't?
00:06:13I didn't mean it.
00:06:15You didn't mean it? You never mean it?
00:06:17You didn't mean it the time you put up the bouquet
00:06:19with the get-well card in the funeral parlor
00:06:21and sent the black lilies
00:06:23to the old lady in the hospital.
00:06:25You didn't mean it.
00:06:27But this time, I, Gravis Mushnick, mean it.
00:06:31He means it.
00:06:33But see, Mr. Mushnick,
00:06:36I always try to do what's right.
00:06:38And I'm crazy about flowers.
00:06:40I like flowers almost as much as Audrey does.
00:06:42Excellent. You're fired.
00:06:44Why don't you give him a chance to resurrect himself?
00:06:46I'd give him a chance to quit.
00:06:48I ain't gonna quit.
00:06:50You're a brave boy. You're fired.
00:06:52But that ain't fair, Mr. Mushnick.
00:06:54You know what I'm doing?
00:06:56I'm working on a special surprise plant just for you.
00:06:58I'm growing a plant like you ain't never seen before.
00:07:00Excellent. I can't even sell the plants
00:07:02I got from my shop.
00:07:05What kind of plant do you want to look at?
00:07:07I don't look on flowers, Mr. Yellow Vest.
00:07:09I got ancestors in the flower business for 200 years.
00:07:11But I got one shop on Skid Row,
00:07:13one stinking shop.
00:07:15I don't even like flowers.
00:07:17You don't understand what I mean.
00:07:19Look, I've eaten in flower shops all over the world.
00:07:21And I've noticed that the places that have the most weird
00:07:23and unusual plants do the best business.
00:07:25See?
00:07:27What is this, a tango?
00:07:29All right.
00:07:31Explain me more.
00:07:33There was a place that had a whole wall covered with poison ivy.
00:07:35People came from miles around to look at that wall,
00:07:37and they stayed to buy.
00:07:39The owner got rich?
00:07:41No. He scratched himself to death in an insane asylum.
00:07:43That was my cousin Harry.
00:07:45All right.
00:07:47All right.
00:07:49You go home, and you get this fancy schmancy plant,
00:07:51and you bring it back here.
00:07:53And if Mr. Yellow Vest says it's a draw,
00:07:55you've still got a job.
00:07:57If he don't, out you go to Bodia, right?
00:07:59Don't worry. You'll like it. You'll see.
00:08:03This is Radio KSIK.
00:08:05You've been listening to Music for Old Invalids.
00:08:07Our next selection is entitled,
00:08:09Sickroom Serenade.
00:08:11Seymour, is that you?
00:08:13Yeah, Ma.
00:08:15Come in here and put the mic down.
00:08:17I've got to talk to you.
00:08:19I've got to talk to you.
00:08:21I've got to talk to you.
00:08:23I've got to talk to you.
00:08:25I've got to talk to you.
00:08:27I've got to talk to you.
00:08:29I've got to talk to you.
00:08:32Come in here and look at my tongue.
00:08:34But Ma, I've already seen your tongue.
00:08:38Have you no sympathy for your poor mother?
00:08:40Laughing at her and mocking her illness,
00:08:42and she's got one foot in the grave.
00:08:44Oh, I didn't mean it.
00:08:46Oh, you never mean it. Now, come on, look at my tongue.
00:08:48That tongue's a tongue, Ma.
00:08:50They all look the same to me.
00:08:52Did you stop at Dr. Mallard's
00:08:54and get the results of my test?
00:08:56Yeah, he said there's nothing wrong with you.
00:08:58Oh, no, Dr. Mallard.
00:09:00He's one doctor I thought would tell the truth.
00:09:02He said you should be playing fullback for the Rams.
00:09:04He wants me dead.
00:09:06I'll bet he's assisting coroners.
00:09:08Well, I've got to go.
00:09:10You know, I ran into my goiters coming back.
00:09:12I can feel it every morning after breakfast.
00:09:14Yeah, that's when you take those great...
00:09:16Oh!
00:09:18What, you got a little surprise for me?
00:09:20Open it up and see.
00:09:22All right.
00:09:24Oh!
00:09:26Laughing
00:09:29Dr. Slursaddle's famous tonic.
00:09:31Wait here.
00:09:35To be taken internally
00:09:37or externally for pain
00:09:39and neuritis, neuralgia,
00:09:41headache.
00:09:43If hit by a truck, call your physician.
00:09:45Alcoholic content
00:09:4798%.
00:09:49Laughing
00:09:51Oh, Seymour,
00:09:53you never know what this is gonna do
00:09:55for me.
00:09:59Oh,
00:10:01I can feel that
00:10:03surge of warm health
00:10:05going through me already.
00:10:07Look, Ma, I gotta get my plant
00:10:09and hurry back to the shop.
00:10:11You mean that lousy weed out in the kitchen?
00:10:13Yeah, and if Mr. Mushnick doesn't like it,
00:10:15he's gonna fire me.
00:10:17Apparently,
00:10:19my hearing's going out on me.
00:10:21I get the distinct impression
00:10:23that your job security
00:10:25depends on what Mushnick thinks of that.
00:10:28It looks worse than it did this morning
00:10:30when I went to work.
00:10:32I wish I knew what to do with it.
00:10:34Well, if you asked me,
00:10:36I'd pitch it out in the trash.
00:10:38I don't like my house cluttered up
00:10:40with rotten vegetables.
00:10:42Look, Ma, I gotta hurry.
00:10:44Can I bring you anything?
00:10:46Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:48Bring me the evening news.
00:10:50They're running a self-diagnosis contest.
00:10:52The winner gets to go to Mayo Clinic.
00:10:54Bye, Ma.
00:10:56♪
00:11:06Hey, put this on my bill.
00:11:10Well, here it is, everybody.
00:11:12What do you think of it?
00:11:14Well, it sure is different.
00:11:16It looks delicious, but don't you think it's kind of stale?
00:11:18It hasn't been sealing too well.
00:11:20You call that a fancy plant?
00:11:22It looks like it never spent an L.T. day in its entire life.
00:11:25I don't care. I like it anyway.
00:11:27You? You like even skunk cabbage.
00:11:29Yeah.
00:11:31What kind of a plant is this, Seymour?
00:11:33Well, I'm not sure.
00:11:35I got the seeds from a Japanese gardener
00:11:37over on Central Avenue.
00:11:39He found them in with an order he got
00:11:41from a plantation next to a cranberry farm.
00:11:43Fine, fine.
00:11:45You don't even know what is this plant you're growing.
00:11:47Well, I gave it a name.
00:11:49What name?
00:11:51What? You gave it a dirty name?
00:11:53You named it after me.
00:11:55Oh, really?
00:11:57That's the most exciting thing anyone's ever done to me.
00:11:59You poor kid.
00:12:01I don't think it's so much I should keep on spending
00:12:03$10 a week on your salary.
00:12:05But, Travis, he named it after me.
00:12:07I know, and if they keep it,
00:12:09they'll name it Mushnick's Folly
00:12:11because I'll be in jail for nonpayment of taxes.
00:12:13Are you crazy?
00:12:15Who, who?
00:12:17You, you.
00:12:19That's probably the only plant of its kind in the world.
00:12:22You think so?
00:12:24I know so, you Mushnick.
00:12:26That's all I'm saying on the subject.
00:12:28Besides, I've got to get home.
00:12:30My wife's making gardenias for dinner.
00:12:32Good night, you flowers.
00:12:34Good night, and I'll see you tomorrow.
00:12:36Crazy about kosher flowers.
00:12:38He's a nice man.
00:12:40Maybe he knows what he's talking about.
00:12:42Maybe he's not so stupid.
00:12:44I'll tell you what I'll do.
00:12:46I'll keep you and this dumbbell junior
00:12:48for a week.
00:12:51You both can stay.
00:12:53If you can't, you're both fired.
00:12:55Gee, thank you, Mr. Mushnick.
00:12:59Don't feel sad, Seymour.
00:13:01Don't waste your pity on me, Audrey.
00:13:03I'm not worth it.
00:13:05Who says you're not?
00:13:07Everybody.
00:13:09Yeah, I know.
00:13:11But I think you're a fine figurative of a man
00:13:13and I know that Audrey junior
00:13:15will be the sweetest thing
00:13:17in the whole wide world.
00:13:19I've given it every kind of fancy
00:13:21fertilizer and atomic plant food
00:13:23and distilled mineral water you can buy
00:13:25but it just gets thicker and thicker.
00:13:27Don't worry.
00:13:29You're going to be another Luther Glendale.
00:13:31Pasadena.
00:13:33Burbank.
00:13:35Good night, Seymour.
00:13:37Good night, Audrey.
00:13:40What's the matter, little plant?
00:13:42Haven't I done everything I could for you?
00:13:44Where did I go?
00:13:48You're the first little plant I ever tried to grow
00:13:50and if you die, I don't know what I'll do.
00:13:52Please don't die.
00:13:56I'll get you some water, okay?
00:13:58Oh, gee.
00:14:00You opened up just like you do every night at sunset.
00:14:02I know.
00:14:04I know.
00:14:06But I can't help it.
00:14:08I've got a bad feeling about this.
00:14:10Me too.
00:14:12Why do you think I'm so worried?
00:14:14I'm worried about you.
00:14:16You're going to be all right.
00:14:18I'll be here waiting for you.
00:14:20I'll be here.
00:14:22I'll be here.
00:14:24I'll be here.
00:14:26through every night at sunset. I wish I knew how to make you grow. Here, let me move this
00:14:33out of your way so you can breathe. Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Hey, what happened? How come
00:14:41you woke up? Blood? You like blood? Oh, you must be kidding. Well, we'll see.
00:14:57You don't know what I'm doing for you. Ow! Oh, who would have thought it? Well, I guess
00:15:17there's just no accounting for people's taste. Seymour! My boy! You're the most magnanimous
00:15:34person in the whole world! Oh, can't he, Marjorie? Isn't he beautiful? Isn't he delicious? Isn't
00:15:39he got the two dollar raise? What happened to your fingers? A bee stings. So how come
00:15:44all of a sudden so wonderful? Five bees, once in each finger? Ten bees. Did you say I was
00:15:49getting a two dollar raise? Correct, my very excellent Seymour. Ten bees. What did I do
00:15:53now? Don't you know what you did? Just look! Oh, boy, look at that! It's true! It's almost
00:16:03a foot long! Isn't it empirical? It grows like a cold sore from the lip. Oh, hello
00:16:11young pretty ladies. What can Gravis Mushnick do for you? Well, we saw your sign outside
00:16:15about the Audrey Junior. So we thought we'd come in and take a look. Well, give a look.
00:16:19That makes four people a day who've come in just to look at it. Oh, dear! Is that just
00:16:24too much? Oh, what kind of plant is it? It's an Audrey Junior. Well, what did you get in
00:16:29trouble with ten bees? Well, is that all? I mean, doesn't it have a scientific name?
00:16:33Yes, of course, but who could denounce it? You would like maybe to buy something. Well,
00:16:37we don't have any money. Except two thousand dollars. But that's just to spend on flowers.
00:16:42So we don't have any of our own. Isn't that a drag? You've got your two thousand dollars
00:16:47just put to spend on flowers? That's right. Who died? The Chamber of Commerce? Well, what's
00:16:52from Kokomonda High School? We're building a float for the Rose Bowl Parade. Which is
00:16:56made out of flowers. Thousands of them! And we're on the committee that picks the florist
00:17:00and glues all the flowers. Gee, that sure is a mad plant! Wow, yeah! Seymour here invented
00:17:07it. He did! Thousands of flowers! Girls! Girls! Girls! Girls! Girls! Girls! Please don't
00:17:13damage the horticulture! Tell me, how come you don't buy all these thousands of flowers
00:17:19from Gravis Mushnik? My flowers got something the others don't. What's that? Their cheek.
00:17:24Well, gee, if your shop is good enough to develop the Audrey Junior, I guess it can
00:17:29get us everything we need. Yeah, we'll talk it over with the rest of the committee. Well,
00:17:33we've got to run now. Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye, girls!
00:17:41A son. A son! Look, Audrey, I got a son. Oh, I see, Mr. Mushnik. What, Mr. Mushnik? I don't
00:17:51want you to call me Mr. Mushnik anymore. I want you to call me Dad. Okay, Dad. Isn't
00:17:57that beautiful? Seymour Krelborn, come over here, my son. I want to talk on you about
00:18:03the future. Look on this fly trap. Look on it. Soon we got no more skid row. We will
00:18:10be rich, us. I am building for you a giant greenhouse in which you are making impossible
00:18:16flowers, which in turn I am selling at ridiculous prices in my giant new flower saloon in Beverly
00:18:23Hills. Do you see that big sign in the sky? It is saying Gravis Mushnik in French. Isn't
00:18:32it exciting? And we'll have an orchestra right by the cash register, and Gravis will wave
00:18:38his arms, and the orchestra will play Mendelssohn's spring song, and I'll come out in a gown wrapped
00:18:44by somebody expensive and say... The carnations are $600 a dozen, two dozen for a thousand.
00:18:50It's a bargain. Get them while they last. Stop shouting. My uncle Mushnik's uncle just
00:18:56passed away. He's trying to fly to New Jersey. Tell me, how much are the carnations today?
00:19:03The carnations are $600 a dozen. And why are they letting him run around alone? Please,
00:19:08please excuse my son, Mrs. Shiver. Just point to anything in the store and it is yours.
00:19:14That's right. The cash register maybe, huh? Wait a minute. Here. Here are several dozen
00:19:21carnations on the house courtesy of Gravis Mushnik, the bloom tycoon. That's my dad.
00:19:28Thanks. Thanks very much. Only tell me, why are you so happy? Not only did my uncle Mushnik's
00:19:37uncle die, he had to fly to New Jersey. You should also give some applause to that poor
00:19:44dead plant there. Good morning, Mr. Mushnik. Good morning. Good morning, Mrs. Shiver. Look
00:19:51what happened to my plant, Dad. Who are you calling Dad? Who, who? Oh, no. And it was
00:19:58so beautiful just a few seconds ago. Excellent. Just a few seconds ago, I gave away dozens
00:20:03of carnations. Freeze, Mr. Shiver. I didn't mean it. You have perhaps an explanation.
00:20:09No, but if you give me a minute, I'll think of one. I can see it all now. We are in the
00:20:14poorhouse. That big sign in the sky, it is reading, Seymour Krelborn, rest in peace,
00:20:21in Arabic. Oh, you've got to give him another chance. You promised me a week, Mr. Mushnik.
00:20:27I'll sit up all night with that plant. It'll be healthy in the morning. You'll see. I promise.
00:20:33Leave me. Leave me. Leave me. Who said that? You said that. You said that. You said that.
00:21:02You said that. Leave me. You said that. You can talk. I've got a talking plant. Say it
00:21:14again. Leave me. Oh, boy. I never been to college and I ain't been around much, but
00:21:21I'd have been willing to bet there ain't no such thing as a talking plant. I'll take your
00:21:25word for it. Gee, Junior, I'd like to feed you, but I used up all my fingers. Leave me.
00:21:31Leave me. Look at me. I'm all cut to pieces, but maybe I can find another drop here someplace.
00:21:48That's the best I can do. More. More. But I'm already anemic. Leave me more. Gee, Junior,
00:22:00I'd be happy to give you anything I got, but I gotta keep a little blood for myself or
00:22:04I'll be in worse shape than Ma. I'm sorry, Junior. I'll go for a walk. Maybe I'll think
00:22:11of something.
00:23:00Oh.
00:23:07Oh.
00:23:30Oh.
00:23:34Oh.
00:23:42Oh, my God.
00:24:00Gee.
00:24:18Daddy, there's somebody out there.
00:24:30Gee.
00:24:31Oh, my God.
00:24:38Oh, my God.
00:24:45Oh, my God.
00:24:51Oh, my God.
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00:27:33Oh, my God.
00:27:39Oh, my God.
00:27:45It is the season to be jolly.
00:27:53It is the season to be jolly.
00:28:01It is the season to be jolly.
00:28:15It is the season to be jolly.
00:28:21Oh, my God.
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00:30:09Oh, my God.
00:30:15Oh, my God.
00:30:21Oh, my God.
00:30:27Oh, my God.
00:30:33Oh, my God.
00:30:39Oh, my God.
00:30:45Oh, my God.
00:30:51Oh, my God.
00:30:57Oh, my God.
00:31:03Oh, my God.
00:31:09Oh, my God.
00:31:15Oh, my God.
00:31:21Oh, my God.
00:31:27Oh, my God.
00:31:33Oh, my God.
00:31:39Oh, my God.
00:31:45Oh, my God.
00:31:51Oh, my God.
00:31:57Oh, my God.
00:32:03Oh, my God.
00:32:09Oh, my God.
00:32:15Oh, my God.
00:32:21That'll teach you to keep your bill up to date, you deadbeat.
00:32:31Go ahead and run, you sniveling dog. Go ahead and run. I'm glad I hurt you. I'm glad. I'm glad.
00:32:35Seymour. Seymour.
00:32:37Got a bad tooth, huh?
00:32:39No, I thought this was the men's room.
00:32:41Seymour, come back here, you bad dog. You get in there.
00:32:43So, you are the young man who ruined my gladiolas, huh? Sit down.
00:32:49Come on.
00:32:55Guess what?
00:32:57My tooth stopped hurting.
00:32:59Yes, I know. Sit.
00:33:01Shut up and open up.
00:33:03Uh-huh.
00:33:09Does that hurt?
00:33:11I haven't felt anything yet.
00:33:13Uh-huh.
00:33:15Seymour, who is the dentist here? You or me?
00:33:17I'll find that tooth.
00:33:19Uh-huh.
00:33:21Uh-huh.
00:33:23Look at that stalagmite.
00:33:25But don't worry. It's going to be an easy one, Seymour.
00:33:27I won't even use Novocaine.
00:33:29Oh, you broke the mirror in my mouth.
00:33:31Well, don't tell me about it, stupid. Just swallow it.
00:33:33All right, yes.
00:33:35Let's see now, Seymour.
00:33:37See, I'll have this one and this one
00:33:39and this one and that one
00:33:41and I have to have this one, Seymour.
00:33:43It's only one tooth.
00:33:45Seymour, who is the dentist here? You or me?
00:33:47Are you practicing dentistry without a license?
00:33:49All right. Uh-huh.
00:33:51Let's see.
00:33:53Oh, shh.
00:33:55Seymour, Seymour.
00:33:57Don't be mad.
00:33:59Ah!
00:34:01Look at that.
00:34:03Will you look at that, Seymour?
00:34:05I didn't know you were an elk.
00:34:07You know, I can't afford an assistant.
00:34:09So I get this
00:34:11ready, instant mix.
00:34:13Doesn't last very long, but it tastes good.
00:34:15Mmm.
00:34:17All right, Seymour.
00:34:19Oh, stay away from me.
00:34:21Seymour, you're trying to kill me.
00:34:23A duel!
00:34:25Ah-ha!
00:34:29Oh!
00:34:33Oh!
00:34:37Is this Dr. Farb's
00:34:39office? Uh,
00:34:41just a minute.
00:34:43Oh,
00:34:45yes.
00:34:47I see it is.
00:34:51Uh,
00:34:53you can come in now.
00:35:01My name
00:35:03is Wilberforce.
00:35:05Wilberforce what?
00:35:07Just Wilberforce.
00:35:09My first name is Wilber,
00:35:11my last name is Force.
00:35:13I don't have a middle name.
00:35:15Well, do you have an appointment, maybe?
00:35:17No, but you were very highly
00:35:19recommended to me by
00:35:21one of your patients, a Mrs.
00:35:23Esheba. I do a lot of
00:35:25undertaking for her relatives.
00:35:27Well, as you can see, I have a
00:35:29customer now, and I'm all
00:35:31booked up for the rest of the day, so you'll have to
00:35:33fire her. Oh, I couldn't do
00:35:35that. I have three or four
00:35:37abscesses, a touch of pyuria,
00:35:39nine or ten cavities, I lost
00:35:41my pivot tooth, and I'm in terrible
00:35:43pain. Well, I
00:35:45can't help you today. Oh,
00:35:47that's all right.
00:35:49I'll just wait outside.
00:35:51The
00:36:01patient came to me with a large
00:36:03hole in his abdomen
00:36:05caused by a fire poker used
00:36:07on him by his wife.
00:36:09He almost bled to death
00:36:11and gangrene had set in.
00:36:13I didn't give him much of a chance.
00:36:15There were other complications.
00:36:17The man had cancer,
00:36:19tuberculosis,
00:36:21leprosy, and a touch of
00:36:23the grip.
00:36:25I decided to operate.
00:36:27My patient just left.
00:36:29You could come in now.
00:36:31Oh, goody.
00:36:35I didn't see the other man leave.
00:36:37Well, he went out the back door.
00:36:43You know, most people don't like
00:36:45to go to the dentist, but I rather
00:36:47enjoy it myself, don't you?
00:36:49I mean, there's such, there's a real
00:36:51feeling of growth, of
00:36:53of
00:36:55progress when that old
00:36:57drill goes in. I mean,
00:36:59I'd almost rather go to the dentist than
00:37:01anywhere, wouldn't you? Yeah.
00:37:03Now,
00:37:05you don't know the pain. It dulls the senses.
00:37:07This is
00:37:09gonna hurt you more than it is me.
00:37:11Oh, goody, goody, here it comes.
00:37:17Oh, my
00:37:19God!
00:37:21Oh, my God! Don't stop now!
00:37:23Well, I made a lot of holes,
00:37:25and now I gotta fill it up with this here silver stuff.
00:37:27Well, aren't you gonna pull any?
00:37:29Well, uh...
00:37:31Oh, go on.
00:37:33Well,
00:37:35to your mouths.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:53Well, Dr. Carve,
00:37:55it's been quite an afternoon.
00:37:57I can truly say I've never
00:37:59enjoyed myself so much.
00:38:01I'll recommend you to all my friends.
00:38:03Thank you. Bye.
00:38:05Bye now.
00:38:15Leave me.
00:38:17Oh, take it easy, Dracula.
00:38:19What do you think I'm carrying here, my dirty laundry?
00:38:27I'm coming, I'm coming already.
00:38:29This should be enough for anybody.
00:38:39Well, goodbye, Dr. Carve.
00:38:41You may have been a crummy dentist,
00:38:43but you were a nice fellow.
00:38:45I never meant to kill anybody in my whole life.
00:38:47I've killed two in the last two days.
00:38:49Well, but you asked for it
00:38:51coming after me with that knife and all.
00:38:53Fun voyage, Dr. Carve.
00:38:55You want anything else?
00:39:01See you in the morning.
00:39:23Come in.
00:39:25Hey, Joe.
00:39:27Come on in, Frank.
00:39:29How's the wife, Frank?
00:39:31Not bad, Joe.
00:39:33Glad to hear it. The kids?
00:39:35Lost one yesterday.
00:39:37Lost one, eh? How'd that happen?
00:39:39Playing with matches.
00:39:41Well, those are bricks.
00:39:43Yeah, I guess so.
00:39:45Got a strange one here.
00:39:47Railroad people say they lost one
00:39:49of their best detectives the other night.
00:39:51Refrigerator cars?
00:39:53Ice thieves.
00:39:55Oh, yeah? What happened?
00:39:57Don't know. Vanished. Blood on tracks.
00:39:59Clues? None.
00:40:01Anything else?
00:40:03Dentist. Barbed.
00:40:05Dead? Missing.
00:40:07Clues? Blood in office.
00:40:09Where? Skid row.
00:40:11Ideas? None.
00:40:13Check it out? Yeah.
00:40:21You're on the case.
00:40:23Officer Frank Stooley and me.
00:40:25My name is Fink.
00:40:27Sergeant Joe Fink.
00:40:29I'm a Fink.
00:40:31Morning, Mr. Mushnick.
00:40:51Oh, boy, look at that.
00:40:53Hi, everybody.
00:40:55Oh, my gosh.
00:40:57Ain't it something?
00:40:59It's monstrosity.
00:41:01Yeah.
00:41:03And to think that you did it.
00:41:07Gee, Audrey, you don't have to kiss me.
00:41:09Don't you like me to kiss you?
00:41:11Yeah, but you don't like to kiss me.
00:41:15Why shouldn't I?
00:41:17Nobody else ever did.
00:41:19Well, I do like to.
00:41:21You do? You really do? You like to kiss me?
00:41:23Sure I do.
00:41:25Would you like to kiss me again?
00:41:27I wouldn't.
00:41:31Oh, boy, you kiss good, Audrey.
00:41:33Oh, I guess I just have a good kisser.
00:41:35How did it get?
00:41:37Would you like to go out on a date with me some night?
00:41:39When?
00:41:41Oh, sure I would, Seymour. Anytime.
00:41:43Tonight?
00:41:45Okay.
00:41:47Oh, boy.
00:41:49About that plant.
00:41:51We got the list of flowers for the float, for the rose parade.
00:41:53I can't talk to you now, girls.
00:41:55I can't talk on Audrey.
00:41:57We got the list for the float.
00:41:59Okay, let's take a look at it.
00:42:01Hi, what's cooking?
00:42:03Look at my plant.
00:42:05My, what a large one.
00:42:07Yeah.
00:42:09Hello, Mrs. Shiva.
00:42:11What's new?
00:42:13Oh, I got terrible news.
00:42:15Monachi Frankie just lost his little boy.
00:42:17Oh, that's too bad.
00:42:19How did it happen?
00:42:21He was playing with matches.
00:42:23Would you like some flowers?
00:42:25About 50 cents worth.
00:42:27Well, I'll get them for you. Look at my plant.
00:42:29I'm looking.
00:42:35Your name Gravis McLean?
00:42:37I've got no motion. It's Gravis.
00:42:39That's my name.
00:42:41Just want to ask you a few questions.
00:42:43I didn't do it.
00:42:45Do what?
00:42:47Ever see this man?
00:42:49Why are you so nervous?
00:42:51Ever see this man?
00:42:53Man, see the picture, Dr. Farb.
00:42:55So you know him.
00:42:57My dentist, he maybe did something.
00:42:59Disappeared. Blood in his office.
00:43:01The other man, too. Blood in the railroad tracks.
00:43:03A few spare parts.
00:43:05Dr. Farb is murdered.
00:43:07Is he?
00:43:09Who knows? Not me.
00:43:11What do you think?
00:43:13He doesn't know anything.
00:43:15Okay, Mushnick. If you hear anything about these men, call our office.
00:43:17Sure, I'll be glad to.
00:43:19And cooperate with the police.
00:43:21Hello, I'm sitting.
00:43:23Oh, isn't it terrible what happened to your boy, Frankie?
00:43:25Those are the brakes.
00:43:31All right, Seymour.
00:43:33Now you tell me if that plant is finished all grown up.
00:43:35It's finished all growing up.
00:43:37You wouldn't kid your father?
00:43:39My father came home.
00:43:41Me, idiot? It's a finger of speech.
00:43:43Now look, I can't stand anymore that plant.
00:43:45It's growing me out of house and home.
00:43:47Well, it ain't gonna grow anymore, I promise.
00:43:49How can you be so sure?
00:43:51It ate three times already.
00:43:53Who? I mean, what did it eat this time?
00:43:57About a million Japanese beetles.
00:43:59So don't eat no more.
00:44:01It's full.
00:44:03Grab it.
00:44:05There's a lady from some kind of a committance outside.
00:44:07I think it's important.
00:44:11Excellent. By the by.
00:44:13I understand you want to take Audrey out on a date tonight.
00:44:15That's very good with me.
00:44:17Because I am staying to keep an eye on that meshugan plant.
00:44:25Where are we gonna go tonight, Seymour?
00:44:27Oh, I just remembered I don't have any money.
00:44:29Well, that's okay.
00:44:31We could take a walk along the ocean or something.
00:44:35I got a great idea.
00:44:37We can eat dinner at my house.
00:44:39My mom's a great cook.
00:44:41Well, that's swell.
00:44:43Boy, I'll call her later and tell her.
00:44:45Okay.
00:44:49Oh, that's remarkable.
00:44:53You like?
00:44:55I neither like nor dislike anything, my goodness.
00:44:59I happen to represent
00:45:01the Society of Silent Flower Observers
00:45:03of Southern California.
00:45:05How about that?
00:45:07Tell me,
00:45:09who created this magnificent bloom?
00:45:13I did, me.
00:45:15And what might your name be?
00:45:17Seymour Krelboin with a K.
00:45:19Krelboin.
00:45:21Krelboin.
00:45:23Raised it in a coffee can.
00:45:25This?
00:45:27Tell me, Mr. Krelboin,
00:45:29is this a freak
00:45:31or can more be raised from the sea?
00:45:33We should live so long.
00:45:35Well, I don't think there are gonna be any more, Miss...
00:45:37Fishtwanger. Mrs. Hortense Fishtwanger.
00:45:39I think this is gonna be the only one,
00:45:41Mrs. Fishtwanger.
00:45:43Fishtwanger.
00:45:45Fishtwanger?
00:45:47It's probably indigestible anyway.
00:45:51At any rate,
00:45:53I have the honor to tell you,
00:45:55Seymour Krelboin,
00:45:57that you have been selected
00:45:59to receive the annual trophy
00:46:01of the Society of Silent Flower Observers
00:46:03of Southern California.
00:46:05A trophy? Me?
00:46:07Such is justice.
00:46:09When will these buds will open?
00:46:11Well, according to what the book says
00:46:13about the plants that I crossed,
00:46:15they should open day after tomorrow at sunset.
00:46:17Ah, very well.
00:46:19Then I shall return at that time to present the trophy.
00:46:21Good day.
00:46:29Remarkable.
00:46:35Oh, boy, I'm gonna get a trophy.
00:46:37I'm so proud of you.
00:46:39Oh, a real trophy for Audrey Jr.
00:46:41We can put it on the float.
00:46:43Oh, boy.
00:46:47Oh, don't look at me.
00:46:49I'm a terrible sight.
00:46:51I'm a complete sea hag.
00:46:53She always says that.
00:46:55Oh, well, it's true. I haven't been feeling very well lately.
00:46:57Audrey, this is my ma, Winifred Krelboin.
00:46:59Ma, this is Audrey Fulquart.
00:47:01She's my girl.
00:47:03Hi, Audrey. Are you hungry?
00:47:05Yes.
00:47:07Well, sit right down, and I'll go get the first course.
00:47:13Sit here, Audrey.
00:47:15You want me to take your sweater?
00:47:17Yes.
00:47:25Never mind that.
00:47:27Well, now, try this.
00:47:35It tastes like cough syrup.
00:47:37Dr. Flynn's cough syrup.
00:47:39A toast?
00:47:41To Audrey Jr.
00:47:43No, to Audrey Sr.
00:48:05You.
00:48:07You glutton, you.
00:48:09Tonight, I keep an eye on you.
00:48:11I don't let nobody get near you.
00:48:23I've got the soup.
00:48:25Now, don't touch it
00:48:27till I get the flavor in.
00:48:29Gee, Audrey,
00:48:31you sure look good by candlelight.
00:48:33Do I really see more?
00:48:35Yeah.
00:48:37Here you are.
00:48:39Now, try it.
00:48:41It sure smells different.
00:48:43It's different.
00:48:45Some kind of oil, isn't it?
00:48:47God, liver oil.
00:48:49It's wonderful for the colon.
00:48:51And that's sulfur powder on the top.
00:49:03Feed me.
00:49:09Feed me.
00:49:13I'm hungry.
00:49:23Open it, dear sir.
00:49:25Feed me.
00:49:29I didn't hear it.
00:49:31I heard it.
00:49:33I want food.
00:49:37A talking plant we got.
00:49:39I'm hungry.
00:49:41No, hungry.
00:49:43And not a fine kettle of fish.
00:49:47Who would you like to have tonight?
00:49:49You look fat enough.
00:49:53We not only got a talking plant,
00:49:55we got one that makes with smart cracks.
00:49:57Will you listen to me,
00:49:59you botanical bum?
00:50:01Food you wouldn't get.
00:50:03Not from Gravis Mushnik.
00:50:05I'm starved.
00:50:07Excellent.
00:50:09You would unpopulate the whole skid row.
00:50:11Well,
00:50:13you can forget about it.
00:50:15You wouldn't get fed from Gravis Mushnik tonight.
00:50:19Good night.
00:50:21You'll get yours.
00:50:29I like this chow mein.
00:50:31If it tastes a little bitter,
00:50:33it's because it's made of Chinese herbs
00:50:35and it's flavored with acromias
00:50:37and epsom salts.
00:50:39There ain't another cook in the whole world like my ma.
00:50:41That's what your old man said before the louse ran out on me.
00:50:43You know, if you're gonna be married,
00:50:45you gotta be a good cook.
00:50:47Maybe you could teach me.
00:50:49You think me getting married?
00:50:51Well, he hasn't asked me yet.
00:50:53Who hasn't? Seymour.
00:50:55Seymour's too young to get married.
00:50:57A boy's gotta go out and play around a little bit.
00:50:59Go out on the make and have a ball.
00:51:01Seymour, I don't want to have a ball.
00:51:03I want to be with Audrey.
00:51:05Now look, Seymour.
00:51:07You promised you wouldn't get married
00:51:09until you bought me an iron lung.
00:51:11You've been breathing for years, Ma.
00:51:13Well, it ain't easy.
00:51:15It ain't easy, son.
00:51:27Is somebody here?
00:51:29Black cat, 13th job,
00:51:31funny the 13th stupid superstition.
00:51:37All right, you.
00:51:39Come out of there.
00:51:41Don't shoot, mister.
00:51:43I'm old and sick.
00:51:45I wouldn't know you'd even apply.
00:51:47I'm gonna kill you.
00:51:49I'm gonna kill you.
00:51:51I'm gonna kill you.
00:51:53I'm gonna kill you.
00:51:55I wouldn't know you'd even apply.
00:51:57Come out in the light where I can see you.
00:51:59Come on.
00:52:01Please don't shoot.
00:52:03Please. Please.
00:52:05I'm only good at this motion.
00:52:07If you wouldn't want to kill me,
00:52:09where would you hide the body?
00:52:11Don't worry. I'm not gonna shoot you.
00:52:13Not unless you try something.
00:52:15Try something? I never tried anything in my life.
00:52:17I wouldn't try anything now.
00:52:19You want my money? Take it.
00:52:21You want I should go out and steal you some more?
00:52:23I'm a man of hospitality.
00:52:25You'll excuse it this morning.
00:52:27I'm only a poor florist.
00:52:29I got about 30 bucks here.
00:52:31Come on, now.
00:52:33Where's the rest of it?
00:52:35I was in here this afternoon.
00:52:37I saw about 30,000 people in here.
00:52:39They must have spent some money.
00:52:41Where is it?
00:52:43There ain't no more money.
00:52:45They came in to look on the plant.
00:52:47It's a big attraction.
00:52:49Don't try to snow me, Jim.
00:52:51Okay, let's try this.
00:52:53One, two, three, four...
00:52:55I ain't got no more money, honest.
00:52:57All right.
00:52:59Try it the other way around.
00:53:01Five, four, three, two...
00:53:03All right! All right, I'm ready.
00:53:05Okay, big bad, where?
00:53:07In the plants.
00:53:09In the plant.
00:53:11The big plant, Audrey Junior.
00:53:17Inside the big leaf.
00:53:19That's right, inside.
00:53:21How do you get it open?
00:53:25Just knock.
00:53:43In there. In there.
00:53:45Inside, in the bottom.
00:53:47I don't see anything.
00:53:49Way inside.
00:53:51Right in the bottom.
00:54:13Boy, what I did.
00:54:18I don't care what you got at the date with Audrey tonight.
00:54:21I am no more sitting up with that no-good-eat plant.
00:54:27But gee, Mr. Mushnick, you don't have to sit up with it anymore.
00:54:29It's all grown up now.
00:54:31Excellent, smart guy.
00:54:33How do you know it don't be hungry no more?
00:54:35Well, because...
00:54:37Tonight you are staying.
00:54:39Then tomorrow they're coming and they're going to give you a trophy.
00:54:41And then after that, we are getting rid once and for all for that plant.
00:54:43Getting rid of it? Why?
00:54:45Don't ask why, why.
00:54:47The end, into the garbage can.
00:54:49Aloha.
00:54:51Yes, Mrs. Sheever.
00:54:53Oh, Seymour, it's a wonderful plant.
00:54:55Oh, that's all right, Audrey.
00:54:57I'll grow other plants, even more wonderful ones.
00:54:59I know you will.
00:55:01Did you figure out what we're doing tonight?
00:55:03Yeah, we're going to a place full of beautiful flowers.
00:55:07We have to stay here.
00:55:09Yeah.
00:55:11Well, never mind. We'll have a picnic.
00:55:13It's like going to the country.
00:55:15Oh, boy.
00:55:17Did you get the 3,000 pink azaleas for the arbor?
00:55:19And the 9,000 yellow months for the border.
00:55:21And the roses for the front and the back.
00:55:23No, around the back.
00:55:25What do you mean you're going to a picnic at night with that full-court girl?
00:55:29Don't you like Audrey, Ma?
00:55:31She's out after your money.
00:55:33I don't have any money.
00:55:35Oh, she's a smart one.
00:55:37She'll latch on to you until you get some and then goodbye fortune.
00:55:39But Audrey's an honest girl, Ma.
00:55:41Yeah, never trust a woman who's too healthy.
00:55:43But Audrey had a bad cold a couple of weeks ago.
00:55:45Oh, a cold, a puny cold.
00:55:47Why don't you get yourself a real female with something decent like mononucleosis or gallstones?
00:55:55Well, maybe she could catch something like that.
00:55:57The only thing she'll catch is you.
00:55:59And she'll take you off to some shady sanitarium and leave me to chiropractors and faith healers.
00:56:07I know when I'm not wanted.
00:56:09Oh, gee, Ma.
00:56:11Don't feel sorry for me.
00:56:13I'll just find a nice wet alley somewhere and curl up and wait for the end.
00:56:19Oh, please don't die until I get back, will you, Ma?
00:56:21I'll take care of you.
00:56:23I'll always take care of you.
00:56:25I promise.
00:56:27Yeah.
00:56:29Bye.
00:56:31Gee, Audrey, I never tasted food like this before.
00:56:35The peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
00:56:37Peanut butter and jelly? What does that do?
00:56:39Nothing. It's just a food.
00:56:41Well, what good is it if it doesn't clear up pimples or shrink your sinus tissues or something?
00:56:45You're just being silly, Seymour.
00:56:47Seymour, what do you want to be?
00:56:51Well, I want to grow things.
00:56:53If I had a lot of money, I'd go to the South Seas where they grow the most fabulous plants in the world.
00:56:59Well, that sounds exciting.
00:57:01Yeah.
00:57:03I'd like to go to the South Seas, too.
00:57:05There's no reason why you couldn't go.
00:57:07Would you take me with you, Seymour?
00:57:09Oh, I couldn't very well go without you, Audrey.
00:57:11Why not?
00:57:13Because I'm in love with you, Audrey.
00:57:17Oh, I'm in love with you, too, Seymour.
00:57:19Eat me.
00:57:21What'd you say?
00:57:23I was just kidding.
00:57:25I'm hungry.
00:57:27Seymour!
00:57:29I didn't mean it.
00:57:31Why did you say it?
00:57:33Food.
00:57:35You didn't even say that.
00:57:37Oh, yes, I did. I said it. I said it.
00:57:39I'm looking right at you.
00:57:41I'm a ventriloquist.
00:57:43You're what?
00:57:45A ventrilo...
00:57:47Eat me.
00:57:49Seymour, do you feel all right?
00:57:51Well, I don't know. I'm not sure.
00:57:53Then stop all this nonsense and kiss me.
00:57:55I'm dying from hunger.
00:57:57All right, if you're so hungry, eat something.
00:57:59But forget about me.
00:58:01You want me to eat?
00:58:03You can't control yourself. I'm going home.
00:58:05I need some shower.
00:58:07Oh.
00:58:09My empty stomach.
00:58:13Audrey, please wait. Listen to me.
00:58:15I've listened to all the nonsense I want to hear, Seymour.
00:58:17You're a nut.
00:58:19You tell me that you love me,
00:58:21and then you act like a complete idiot.
00:58:23Please listen, Audrey.
00:58:25I'll be able to explain everything soon.
00:58:27Well, why can't you explain now?
00:58:29Because so many things are so important.
00:58:31I want to marry you,
00:58:33but I've got to take care of Mom.
00:58:35Well, that plant in there is going to make it all come true.
00:58:37Tomorrow they're going to give me a trophy,
00:58:39and I'll be famous.
00:58:41I'll be a big botanist.
00:58:43And then we can go to the South Seas,
00:58:45just like we planned and all.
00:58:47But that doesn't have anything to do with what went on in there.
00:58:49When you're ready to come to your senses, Seymour,
00:58:51then I'll talk to you.
00:58:53Good night, Seymour.
00:58:59Good night.
00:59:07I'm getting pretty tired of you.
00:59:09I need food.
00:59:11I don't care what you need.
00:59:13Look what you've done to me.
00:59:15You not only made a butcher out of me,
00:59:17but you drove my girl away.
00:59:19Shut up and bring on the food.
00:59:21Don't tell me to shut up. You shut up.
00:59:23Who raised you for a bunch of little seeds?
00:59:25Who fed you all them high-class fertilizers
00:59:27when you were sick?
00:59:29Nobody else would have done that for you.
00:59:31Do you think anybody else would have brought you human beings to eat?
00:59:33Darn right they wouldn't.
00:59:35Well, I've helped you, and you've helped me.
00:59:37Now shut your trap and go to sleep.
00:59:39I'm tired.
00:59:41Crow boy.
00:59:45Close your eyes.
00:59:49You are asleep.
00:59:51Open your eyes.
00:59:53Now you will do as I say.
00:59:55Say, follow me.
00:59:57Yes, master.
00:59:59You will go out and find me some food.
01:00:03Yes, master.
01:00:05Now be gone.
01:00:07And waste no time.
01:00:25In the end.
01:00:55My name is Leonora Clyde.
01:00:57How's the rain on the rhubarb?
01:00:59Master is hungry.
01:01:25Well, hello there.
01:01:55I've got to find food for master.
01:01:57Food I've got to find for master.
01:01:59For master, I've got to find food.
01:02:01Maybe I can help.
01:02:03Who are you?
01:02:05My name is Leonora Clyde.
01:02:07I love you.
01:02:09Master wants food.
01:02:11Let the old goat wait.
01:02:13The night is young.
01:02:15So are we.
01:02:17Master doesn't eat goat meat.
01:02:19He only eats grass.
01:02:21I've got to find food for master.
01:02:23Master doesn't eat goat.
01:02:29Well, what kind of food
01:02:31does he like?
01:02:37That's more like it.
01:02:39Kiss me.
01:02:43What's the matter?
01:02:45Don't you like me?
01:02:47Too bony.
01:02:49Nobody ever told me that before.
01:02:51Better than veal.
01:02:53You're such a dodo.
01:02:55What do you call this?
01:02:57Chopped liver?
01:03:01Master would like more fat.
01:03:03Speak for yourself, John.
01:03:07My name is Seymour.
01:03:09My name is Seymour.
01:03:11That's my name, too.
01:03:13Are you interested
01:03:15or are you just wasting my time?
01:03:17I never thought anybody would volunteer.
01:03:19Do you volunteer?
01:03:21Sure, I do.
01:03:23All right, if you sure you want to volunteer.
01:03:25All right.
01:03:27My place or yours?
01:03:29I don't care.
01:03:31Well, flip a coin.
01:03:33I don't have a coin.
01:03:35Flip anything, silly.
01:03:37Well, there's a rock.
01:03:41Wet or dry?
01:03:43Wet.
01:03:49Wet.
01:04:01The search was narrowing,
01:04:03and we knew that soon we would have the killer.
01:04:05Not that we had any more clues than before,
01:04:07but we had to tell the chief something.
01:04:09I had that feeling in my bones that the mystery
01:04:11was drawing to its climax,
01:04:13and I was determined to be on hand.
01:04:15All right, out, out, out.
01:04:17Today we have a special occasion for Seymour Crowboy,
01:04:19which has invented the big plan.
01:04:21So I want everybody to please stay out of the way.
01:04:23We want Seymour!
01:04:25We want Seymour!
01:04:27We want Seymour!
01:04:29Seymour!
01:04:33I tell you,
01:04:35this business is worse than being a conductor
01:04:37in a revoluting door.
01:04:39I'll be glad when this day is finished.
01:04:41What's the celebration?
01:04:43They're presenting my son with a trophy.
01:04:45Yeah, what'd he do, run away from home?
01:04:47Please don't look at me that way, Audrey.
01:04:49I want to talk to you.
01:04:51I'm sorry, Seymour.
01:04:53I just don't understand you.
01:04:55I'll explain everything after the ceremony.
01:04:57Yo, police, what are you doing here?
01:04:59I heard there was something going on here this evening.
01:05:01Just thought we'd come by and keep an eye on things.
01:05:03Look, we don't need no eyes kept on noting everything.
01:05:05The Society of Silent Flower Observers has arrived,
01:05:07and sunset is almost upon us.
01:05:09Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
01:05:11We are honored for to have you.
01:05:13Still working on those disappearances?
01:05:15We think they were murdered.
01:05:17Hey, look here, young man.
01:05:19That's no way to talk at a time like this.
01:05:21Let me see your tongue.
01:05:23No hat? Know what you got?
01:05:25Just a fox, ma'am.
01:05:27Trench mouth. I know I had it back in Aught Nine.
01:05:29Better have that looked into, Frank.
01:05:31Whatever you say, Joe.
01:05:33Mr. Crowboy, the sun is going down now,
01:05:35and you do think those buds are going to open?
01:05:39I hope so.
01:05:41Because if they don't, Mr. Crowboy,
01:05:43we shall just have to present the award at another time.
01:05:47Oh, it's starting to open!
01:05:49It's the mark!
01:05:53Oh, look, the first band is open.
01:06:01Isn't that...
01:06:03The railroad cop. Look at the rest.
01:06:11Aah!
01:06:13What do you think, Frank?
01:06:15They're all there, Joe.
01:06:17Yes, you're right.
01:06:19Mr. Crowboy, how do you explain it?
01:06:21I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it!
01:06:23That's right, officer. He didn't mean to kill them.
01:06:25And my...
01:06:27Seymour, you promised you'd explain.
01:06:29Looks like they're getting away, Joe.
01:06:31Yes, you're right. Let's get to it.
01:06:33Right.
01:06:35Right.
01:06:41Oh, now the float will be perfect!
01:06:43Yeah!
01:07:05Aah!
01:07:17I'll get you!
01:07:19Aah!
01:07:21I'll get you!
01:07:23I'll get you!
01:07:25Aah!
01:07:27Come after me!
01:07:35Aah!
01:08:05Aah!
01:08:35Aah!
01:09:05I'll get you!
01:09:07I'll get you!
01:09:09I'll get you!
01:09:11I'll get you!
01:09:13I'll get you!
01:09:15I'll get you!
01:09:17I'll get you!
01:09:19I'll get you!
01:09:21I'll get you!
01:09:23I'll get you!
01:09:25I'll get you!
01:09:27I'll get you!
01:09:29I'll get you!
01:09:31I'll get you!
01:09:33I'll get you!
01:09:55You wouldn't find them here with the toilets.
01:09:58Let's go back.
01:10:03You dirty rat plant, you messed up my whole life!
01:10:25Beat me!
01:10:26I'll beat you.
01:10:27I'll beat you like you've never been fed before!
01:10:58Better to give up, gentlemen.
01:11:01You wouldn't find him tonight.
01:11:03Look, the door's open, Frank.
01:11:05Now.
01:11:11He was such a good boy.
01:11:17Seymour!
01:11:19I didn't mean it.
01:11:27Seymour!
01:11:57Seymour!
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