- 6/8/2025
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00:00:00Hello, are you leaving already?
00:00:14Yeah, yeah, it's really boring in there tonight.
00:00:17Really? Well, I was wondering if I could walk you home.
00:00:21Oh, no, it's OK, I'm getting a lift.
00:00:23Really? OK. Well, what are you doing tomorrow?
00:00:27Er, nothing. Yeah. Why?
00:00:30Well, listen, I was wondering if you want to come with me to go and see this new French film at the R-House cinema.
00:00:42You know, the Russian R-House ones, all the other girls... Ah! Get in, Helen.
00:00:47Oh, shit. Sorry, Dan. Look, I'll give you a call tomorrow.
00:00:58Take a look down there. There should be some beer.
00:01:08Ah! Shit!
00:01:10You always get wet this quickly.
00:01:30Do you want to go to Oasis at the weekend?
00:01:32Oh, you've got tickets?
00:01:33Two. One for you, one for me.
00:01:35There's no other one for me.
00:01:36No.
00:01:37I need to go to Oasis.
00:01:39Don't do it, man.
00:01:40Do you want to go to Oasis?
00:01:41No, I don't do it.
00:01:43Come on.
00:01:44Yeah, brother.
00:01:45Yeah.
00:01:46Yeah, I need to go to Oasis.
00:01:47I need to go to Oasis.
00:01:49I don't even know what you want.
00:01:50I need to go to Oasis.
00:01:51I need to go away with an Oasis.
00:01:52my fingers cold I just don't like it down down there you're making it sound like bloody
00:02:20Australia do you love me darling
00:02:24I love you too but just don't do that all right
00:02:50I could always take someone else to the gig who Jennifer Nicole Karen they don't make such a fuss
00:02:59you wouldn't
00:03:00it's huge
00:03:20so is this your first time
00:03:27never too late to start
00:03:32look if you want to be my girlfriend you're going about it the wrong way okay
00:03:42okay well how about I give you a hand job
00:03:46I better take you home
00:03:47okay okay okay no job
00:03:50but no swallowing
00:03:53all right
00:03:55but you've got to show me your pussy first
00:03:59what's there to see
00:04:04because it turns me on right
00:04:06plus you get a look at my cock into the bargain
00:04:10you promise you won't touch me
00:04:15of course not
00:04:15you promise
00:04:17scouts honor babe
00:04:18what sort of a guy do you think I am
00:04:22okay okay
00:04:29I can't see anything spread your legs
00:04:49it's too dark in here turn around
00:04:56okay
00:05:00I can't move any further
00:05:04well stick your head out the window
00:05:08what are you doing
00:05:21what the fuck
00:05:23Jack
00:05:24get me out of here
00:05:26what the fuck are you doing
00:05:28Jack you're
00:05:29Jack you're hurting me
00:05:31Jack
00:05:54John!
00:06:24John!
00:06:54John!
00:07:24John!
00:07:25John!
00:07:26John!
00:07:27John!
00:07:28John!
00:07:29John!
00:07:30John!
00:07:31John!
00:07:32John!
00:07:33John!
00:07:34John!
00:07:35John!
00:07:36John!
00:07:37John!
00:07:38John!
00:07:39John!
00:07:40John!
00:07:41John!
00:07:42Helen!
00:07:43What's the matter?
00:07:44What are you doing here?
00:07:45What did you do with Jack?
00:07:46What do you know about it?
00:07:47Well, I saw you in the car with him.
00:07:48But what did you see?
00:07:49What's there to see?
00:07:50I left before you started.
00:07:51Look Dennis, I like you, but I'm not your girlfriend.
00:07:52Helen, wait!
00:07:53Helen no, I want to try and help you!
00:07:54Helen!
00:07:55Your mother called.
00:07:56She's decided to stay at the hotel room.
00:07:58I have to wait in the hotel room, so she's going to stay at home.
00:08:01Why?
00:08:02Dr. David, what's there to see?
00:08:03I left before you started.
00:08:04Look Dennis, I like you, but I'm not your girlfriend or-
00:08:05Helen wait!
00:08:06Helen not, I want to try and help you!
00:08:12Helen!
00:08:13Your mother called?
00:08:18She's decided to stay another week with her sister.
00:08:33Bonnie.
00:08:35I mean, this isn't happening.
00:08:42I don't know how to put it, really.
00:08:44All of a sudden, he was gone.
00:08:48He just vanished into thin air.
00:08:50Into your vagina, you mean?
00:08:52Sort of.
00:08:54Even in these days, this is still quite common for young women to be afraid of their first time.
00:09:00Of being deflowered.
00:09:02Sometimes the imagination can play the most extraordinary tricks on us.
00:09:06You did say, didn't you, that you were forced to have sex.
00:09:10I know, but I didn't...
00:09:12Psychologists have coined the term vagina dentata.
00:09:16The idea of a vagina with teeth that severs the penis during intercourse.
00:09:20I didn't bite his willy off.
00:09:23I mean, he disappeared just like that.
00:09:25I didn't do anything.
00:09:26All that were left were his clothes, and...
00:09:31And there's this noise from down there.
00:09:35Well, in that case, perhaps we'd better take a closer look.
00:09:39Could you undress from the waist down, please?
00:09:40And pop yourself onto the examination chair.
00:09:42Please don't bleed it.
00:09:52Bye.
00:10:01Bye.
00:10:01All right.
00:10:31All right.
00:11:01What are you doing spying on me?
00:11:27Look, Helen, I was worried about you, OK?
00:11:29I mean, what was you doing in there for so long?
00:11:35Oh, Dennis, you'd never understand.
00:11:38You're pregnant, aren't you?
00:11:46And it's Jack's.
00:11:48You have no idea.
00:11:49What do you mean by that?
00:11:51Helen, here, Alan, Jack's gone missing.
00:11:55They can't find him.
00:11:56They found his car down by the harbour.
00:11:59Helen, what's going on?
00:12:03Dennis, just do me a favour.
00:12:06Sure, anything.
00:12:07What?
00:12:07Just leave me alone.
00:12:10It's for your own good.
00:12:12Helen, please don't go.
00:12:14Helen!
00:12:14Helen, I only want to talk to you.
00:12:20Please make it stop.
00:12:29Please go.
00:12:29Please.
00:12:33Please.
00:12:33Please.
00:12:34Please.
00:12:38Here.
00:12:43What are you doing?
00:12:44I was still hungry.
00:12:46You ain't pregnant, are you?
00:12:47I know all about these things, you know?
00:12:50Munchies in the middle of the night.
00:12:53And how am I supposed to have got pregnant?
00:12:56I'll clear this up.
00:12:58Oh, don't tell me that you ain't got a boyfriend.
00:13:05I don't like you boys.
00:13:09Oh, is that right?
00:13:09You reckon I don't know what girls your age get up to?
00:13:16You can't get enough of sex!
00:13:17I'm not like that!
00:13:19Just shut up!
00:13:20Oh, come on.
00:13:23I was young once, too, you know?
00:13:28Harry, did you just say something?
00:13:30It's just my stomach rumbling.
00:13:34You're not afraid of the storm, are you?
00:13:37Tell you what.
00:13:38You're really good to daddy.
00:13:42He might let you sleep in his bed tonight.
00:13:44I'm not sure mummy would like that.
00:13:46Oh, bollocks.
00:13:48When I married your mother,
00:13:50I promised her that I would love her little woman
00:13:53like she were my own daughter.
00:13:55Get off me!
00:13:59Get off me!
00:14:00Buster!
00:14:02Buster!
00:14:02Buster!
00:14:03Buster!
00:14:08Buster!
00:14:19Buster!
00:14:20The next train due to arrive on Platform 2 will be calling at all stations to London-Victoria.
00:14:46Hello?
00:14:48Are you going away somewhere?
00:14:50I've got to go.
00:14:54What's wrong?
00:14:57What's the matter?
00:15:00Helen, what's wrong?
00:15:04Careful.
00:15:09Helen?
00:15:11Helen?
00:15:12What's wrong with you?
00:15:14What's wrong with you?
00:15:18What's wrong with you?
00:15:19Helen?
00:15:20What's wrong with you?
00:15:21What's wrong with you?
00:15:22Helen?
00:15:24What's wrong with you?
00:15:25What's wrong with you?
00:15:26What's wrong with you?
00:15:27Hey, but stop.
00:15:28What's wrong with you?
00:15:30What's wrong with you?
00:15:31What's wrong with you?
00:15:32What's wrong with you?
00:15:33Helen?
00:15:36What's wrong with you?
00:15:37Helen?
00:15:38What's wrong with you?
00:15:39Helen?
00:15:40What's wrong with you?
00:15:41Helen?
00:15:42What's wrong with you?
00:15:43Helen?
00:15:44What's wrong with you?
00:15:45Helen?
00:15:46What's wrong with you?
00:15:47What's wrong with you?
00:15:48Helen?
00:15:49What's wrong with you?
00:15:50Helen?
00:15:52What's wrong with you?
00:15:53What's wrong with you?
00:15:55Excuse me, are you, um...
00:16:25They were available just now?
00:16:27Sorry, love, I'm waiting for someone.
00:16:30If it's, if it's the money I've got...
00:16:33I said, I'm waiting for someone.
00:16:37Please, I mean, it's my 18th birthday today and I've never, you know, I've never been...
00:16:42Are you deaf or what? I told you I'm waiting for someone, I'll piss off and find someone else for you.
00:16:52Please, please.
00:16:55All alone tonight, handsome?
00:16:57I don't think any second longer now.
00:17:01I'm gonna come back to my place.
00:17:05But you do it with our condoms, do you?
00:17:07It's my favourite.
00:17:08I bet you're so big no condom fits you, right?
00:17:09Yes.
00:17:10Would you mind if I take our own number with my little camcorder?
00:17:12Not at all.
00:17:13I've always wanted to be a film star.
00:17:15Yes, I'm the one who makes you famous.
00:17:16But you'd take euros as well.
00:17:17Credit card?
00:17:18Yes.
00:17:19Yes.
00:17:20Yes.
00:17:21Yes.
00:17:22Yes.
00:17:23Yes.
00:17:24Yes.
00:17:25Yes.
00:17:26Yes.
00:17:27Yes.
00:17:28Yes.
00:17:29Yes.
00:17:30I bet you're so big no condom fits you, right?
00:17:32Yes.
00:17:33Would you mind if I take our own number with my little camcorder?
00:17:36Not at all.
00:17:37I've always wanted to be a film star.
00:17:39Yes.
00:17:40I'm the one who makes you famous, but you'd take euros as well.
00:17:44Credit cards do.
00:17:45Just right between my legs and transaction done.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:49Ready for transaction then.
00:17:51Wow.
00:17:52Look at them.
00:17:55Two pussies for the price of one.
00:17:58I'll tell you one thing.
00:18:01Want to be at my pussy?
00:18:03You'll never want another pussy again.
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:06I do want to see it.
00:18:08Oh, your tits are nice.
00:18:11Where are you off to?
00:18:13To the bookshop cafe.
00:18:15Sonja, I've already told you about the reading that's happened.
00:18:17There tonight.
00:18:18Yeah.
00:18:19Are you mad?
00:18:20How the hell am I supposed to get my hands on a geezer in a joint like that?
00:18:23I'm sorry.
00:18:24I think you're forgetting something.
00:18:25Tonight is my night.
00:18:26It was your turn yesterday.
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:28Well, it was your fault.
00:18:29Nothing happened yesterday.
00:18:30Because you were lying there like a nun all the time,
00:18:32spouting all that Bible crap.
00:18:33That was only because I thought he wanted to do it with me too.
00:18:36You should be so lucky.
00:18:38I had to squeeze him out like a lemon
00:18:40until there was not a drip of juice left in him.
00:18:42Stop it.
00:18:43Because I hate you talking like that.
00:18:44It's funny.
00:18:45Oh, really?
00:18:46Come on.
00:18:47Grab back to eat first.
00:18:48Then we'll decide what we're doing next.
00:18:58Haven't you had enough?
00:18:59The reading's already started.
00:19:01You don't want to barge in the middle of it all, do you?
00:19:04It might disturb the auteur's concentration.
00:19:06Hmm.
00:19:13Sonia, no.
00:19:14Not again.
00:19:15You should have thought of that yesterday.
00:19:17If I don't get laid tonight.
00:19:18No, we're leaving now.
00:19:19Has anyone ever told you?
00:19:20Are similar you two, love?
00:19:21That's not surprising, is it?
00:19:22She's my mum.
00:19:23Well, can I have the honour of buying you and your lovely mother a drink?
00:19:38Yeah.
00:19:39G&T for me?
00:19:40No, thank you.
00:19:41Crap.
00:19:42She'll have the same.
00:19:43Two G&Ts then.
00:19:51Just pull yourself together, okay?
00:19:52Don't mess this one up for me.
00:19:53Me?
00:19:54Mess things up for you?
00:19:55You should talk.
00:19:56A woman goes to a blood bank, yeah, and gets 10 quid.
00:20:10Then she spots a bloke getting 25 quid, and she asks, how come?
00:20:14So her sister tells her, he's just donated sperm.
00:20:17So in she goes the next day, and she says, I want to donate sperm.
00:20:24That's a good one, isn't it?
00:20:26Listen to this one.
00:20:27A girl asks her dad if she can stay out a bit longer tonight.
00:20:30He turns around and says, okay, kid, but as long as you give me a blowjob first.
00:20:35I need the toilet.
00:20:36Can't you two go your own on the bog, yeah?
00:20:39No.
00:20:43I hope you've got two pussies.
00:20:45You can bet on our four tits we have.
00:20:54Excuse me.
00:21:06Excuse me.
00:21:07Excuse me.
00:21:08Oh, sorry.
00:21:09I'm looking for the, uh, cafe where the poetry rings are being held.
00:21:21Cafe?
00:21:22Well, there's a pub just over there.
00:21:24That one there?
00:21:25Yeah, just there.
00:21:26Okay.
00:21:27Okay.
00:21:28I'm fed up because we're always doing what you want to do.
00:21:31Move over.
00:21:32I've got to go too.
00:21:37I don't want to end up in bed with that beer-reaking smelly yobbo.
00:21:41Well, alright then.
00:21:42We'll just have to find you some sweet, nice young man who smells of fucking violence.
00:21:46Can't you get it into your head?
00:21:47I don't want a nap.
00:21:49Yeah, but I do.
00:21:50You can wrap your legs with your cobwebs for all I care.
00:21:53You're not ruining it for me this time.
00:21:56The first milk that gives you the eye is up for it.
00:22:03Hello?
00:22:04Is this the place where the poetry rings is being held?
00:22:10Do you know where the...
00:22:11Um...
00:22:20Excuse me.
00:22:21Would you be so kind and help us over to the table?
00:22:24My sister just sprained her ankle.
00:22:26Yeah, sure.
00:22:28Okay.
00:22:29Thanks.
00:22:30My pleasure.
00:22:32You okay?
00:22:34Who's this pretty boy you fished out of the bog?
00:22:37Sylvia's got a cell phone to admire her.
00:22:41What's your name, darling?
00:22:43Um...
00:22:45Dennis.
00:22:46I can't stay very long.
00:22:48I'm still going to get out very early in the morning.
00:22:50So I'd like to get to bed soon.
00:22:52Wouldn't we all make?
00:22:57Yeah, I'm down here in London for the book fair.
00:22:59And also because...
00:23:01I'm trying to find someone.
00:23:04That's nice.
00:23:06I love reading.
00:23:07Yeah?
00:23:08Yeah.
00:23:11So who's your favourite author then?
00:23:15I adore Milton.
00:23:16Paradise Lost.
00:23:17You know.
00:23:19But...
00:23:20Sometimes that can be quite hard going.
00:23:23I suppose if I want to relax, I...
00:23:26It's really sweet.
00:23:27I know what you mean.
00:23:28You two's hit it off so well.
00:23:29But we're going to get going now.
00:23:31Oh, that's a shame.
00:23:33Hey, listen.
00:23:34Maybe we can meet again sometime for coffee.
00:23:36What are you going on about?
00:23:38You're coming with us.
00:23:39Well, no, no.
00:23:40I have to be going.
00:23:41I've got to be up early.
00:23:42I...
00:23:43I...
00:23:44It's getting late.
00:23:45I have to be going.
00:23:46I'd be more than happy to give both of these girls a good seeing too, but I'm not sure Sister Mercy would appreciate it.
00:23:51Do you mind?
00:23:54You're joined together.
00:23:56The literal first prize for the brain of Britain goes to our friend Dennis.
00:24:01I'd be more than happy to show you how it's done if it's your first time.
00:24:04And you know what?
00:24:05I'll polish her cherry as well, if you like.
00:24:09Do you mind?
00:24:10Okay, that's enough.
00:24:12I want you...
00:24:14I want you to apologise.
00:24:23You're nothing but a pair of fucking freaks.
00:24:26Wait a minute.
00:24:27Where are you off to?
00:24:29Oh, well, well fucking done.
00:24:32What a brilliant job you've made of that one again.
00:24:35Oh, sorry.
00:24:36I forgot.
00:24:38Congratulations to you too, you jerk.
00:24:42Wait, wait, wait.
00:24:45Will you call me?
00:24:46Come on.
00:25:02No!
00:25:06No!
00:25:24No!
00:25:25Oh, no!
00:25:31Oh!
00:25:33Oh!
00:25:35Oh!
00:25:37Oh!
00:25:39See me!
00:25:41Please, please.
00:25:45Please, please.
00:25:51Please, please.
00:25:53unbedingt
00:25:55are you never satisfied?
00:26:07Uh-huh.
00:26:09Please mean me!
00:26:11Please mean me!
00:26:15Let's see how you like this, huh?
00:26:25Let's see how you like this.
00:26:55Sylvia, it's Dennis.
00:26:59It's your nerd.
00:27:05Dennis, it's nice of you to call.
00:27:08Hi Sylvia, remember me, you gave me your number.
00:27:11Are you still in pain though?
00:27:13No, it's getting better.
00:27:17Listen, I thought maybe we could go and see a film together.
00:27:20That's a great idea.
00:27:23But I'll have to ask Sonia first though.
00:27:26What do you say?
00:27:28I'll have to ask you a second.
00:27:30I'm sorry.
00:27:31I'm sorry.
00:27:32Hey, I'm sorry.
00:27:34I'm sorry.
00:27:35I'm sorry.
00:27:36I'm sorry.
00:27:37I'm sorry.
00:27:38I'm sorry.
00:27:39I'm sorry.
00:27:40I'm sorry.
00:27:41You're okay.
00:27:53I love you.
00:27:58Why can't they just get on with it instead of doody yakking all the time?
00:28:21Oh!
00:28:23Sonia!
00:28:24Sorry.
00:28:25I've got a lot in common, you know.
00:28:30We sure do. Literature, art, serious films, poetry.
00:28:45You're very pretty.
00:28:48And me?
00:28:49Oh, well, yeah, you are too, of course, but it's just that, well, I'm Sylvia's boyfriend.
00:28:55And even though you're part of the family, even though you are a little bit closer than as usual.
00:29:03Oh, look. Sylvia's got a boyfriend at last.
00:29:07What does she mean by at last? Haven't you had one for a while?
00:29:13For a while.
00:29:16Actually, I've never had a boyfriend.
00:29:19No?
00:29:20No.
00:29:23How exactly am I supposed to?
00:29:26Can't you imagine?
00:29:28But anyway, what I want to know is why someone like you doesn't have a girlfriend.
00:29:38Well, I guess I've just never found the right person.
00:29:41Yeah.
00:29:43Haven't you ever been here?
00:29:45Well, yeah, sure.
00:29:47Well, once.
00:29:49About a couple of months ago.
00:29:52This girl, her name was Helen.
00:29:55I think she's in here in London somewhere, but it's such a big place that I'm never going to find her and I don't know what to do.
00:30:01I don't know what to do.
00:30:10Mmm!
00:30:13Shit!
00:30:15Sonia, put it down!
00:30:18Sonia, would you put it down?
00:30:20I'm sorry, Sylvia. I have to go. I've got to get up early tomorrow.
00:30:27Goodbye, Sylvia. I'll call you tomorrow.
00:30:31Why do you have to ruin everything?
00:30:35I've got to kill you.
00:30:43Hi, darling.
00:30:52Creatures of the night.
00:30:54What nice legs they do have.
00:30:56Not just legs.
00:30:57The two of us could have a lot of fun together.
00:31:01The price?
00:31:03150.
00:31:05For the whole night.
00:31:06Our place is just around the corner.
00:31:08200, but I know a better place we can go.
00:31:11I don't go anywhere else.
00:31:12Cold turkey.
00:31:20Don't starve your monkey too long, sweetie.
00:31:23Look, my place, it's not far away.
00:31:25No way!
00:31:29The spinal!
00:31:30What the fuck is this? Your bike shed or something?
00:31:44You won't believe how cosy it is inside, look.
00:31:46I don't like it here.
00:31:47Yeah, fine.
00:31:48Let's get a lot of fun.
00:31:49Come on!
00:31:50Yes!
00:31:51Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:31:52There you go.
00:31:53Oh, yeah.
00:31:54Okay.
00:31:55Okay, come on.
00:31:56That's right, this way.
00:31:57There we go.
00:31:58There we go.
00:31:59There we go.
00:32:00That's better, isn't it?
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:02There's no people fighting, is there?
00:32:03Come on.
00:32:04Oh!
00:32:05Oh!
00:32:06Oh!
00:32:07Hey!
00:32:08Yes!
00:32:09Shhh!
00:32:10Shhh!
00:32:11Shhh!
00:32:12Shhh!
00:32:13Shhh!
00:32:14Shhh!
00:32:15Shhh!
00:32:16Shhh!
00:32:17Shhh!
00:32:18Shhh!
00:32:19Shhh!
00:32:20Shhh!
00:32:21Shhh!
00:32:22Shhh!
00:32:23Shhh!
00:32:24Shhh!
00:32:25Shhh!
00:32:26You've got a super piece.
00:32:27You've got an home to go to.
00:32:29Sorry, mate.
00:32:30I didn't mean to disturb you.
00:32:32What's that?
00:32:33You've got a broken heart or something?
00:32:35Yes.
00:32:36But a sister keeps...
00:32:38getting in the way.
00:32:40I'll have some of this.
00:32:45Family's nothing but trouble.
00:32:47That's where I ended up I am now.
00:32:56So what have you got against Dennis?
00:32:57Nothing.
00:32:58He's just a pathetic wimp.
00:32:59That's all.
00:33:00But you know these sensitive gentlemen of my time.
00:33:02More fool you.
00:33:03Why?
00:33:04You've got lots for him, have you?
00:33:05Pass the sponge for you.
00:33:06No.
00:33:07Getting too needy for the vibrator.
00:33:08Hmm?
00:33:09Alright.
00:33:10I'll call someone up to make up for something.
00:33:11No.
00:33:12What?
00:33:13You think I'll just lie there staring up at the ceiling while you and your bookworm hump
00:33:14away beside me?
00:33:15I've been doing it for years.
00:33:16I don't ever remember being screwed by a bookworm.
00:33:18I'm sorry.
00:33:19I'm sorry.
00:33:20I don't know.
00:33:21I just can't call you.
00:33:22Why?
00:33:23You've got lots for him, have you?
00:33:25Pass the sponge for you.
00:33:26No, no.
00:33:27Getting too needy for the vibrator.
00:33:28Hmm?
00:33:29Alright.
00:33:30I'll call someone up to make up for something.
00:33:32No.
00:33:33What?
00:33:34You think I'll just lie there staring up at the ceiling while you and your bookworm hump
00:33:37away beside me?
00:33:38I've been doing it for years.
00:33:41I don't ever remember being screwed by a bookworm.
00:33:44screwed by a bookworm come on Sonia it's serious this time what if you think he's
00:33:52up for it shan't stand in your way
00:34:04I've been doing a lot of thinking lately why you lost love hello no no about us
00:34:11me and you I really believe that we belong together we do belong together I want you
00:34:28I mean do you think we should put her to sleep
00:34:31that would put me to sleep too if that's what you prefer oh no look forget it
00:34:42I haven't ever tried to separate you before only one of us would survive
00:34:51she's always saying we should do a foursome but I can't I just can't stand the idea being so
00:35:02intimate so now let's watch it neither could I
00:35:11my life's gone no you you're not gonna run out of love again okay
00:35:26anything be fine now tell me what happened
00:35:32it's okay I was coming home from school yeah
00:35:45then what I was coming home from evening class
00:35:53it's okay it's okay you don't have to say anything else now it's all right
00:36:01all that matters is you're safe and nothing can harm you
00:36:05I can't you'll be fine
00:36:07I can't you or I can't you or I can't I'm of you in my way
00:36:18We're gonna be alright, Bunny. He's the one. We're gonna be alright.
00:36:48We're gonna be alright.
00:37:18We're gonna be alright.
00:37:48We're gonna be alright.
00:38:17And I hate you.
00:38:19And I hate you.
00:38:21And I hate you.
00:38:33And I hate you.
00:38:35And I hate you.
00:38:43Not again.
00:38:45Not again.
00:38:57Not again.
00:38:59Not again.
00:39:01Not again.
00:39:03Not again.
00:39:05Not again.
00:39:07Not again.
00:39:09Not again.
00:39:11Not again.
00:39:13Not again.
00:39:15Not again.
00:39:17Not again.
00:39:19Not again.
00:39:21Not again.
00:39:23Not again.
00:39:27Not again.
00:39:29Not again.
00:39:31Not again.
00:39:33Not again.
00:39:35Not again.
00:39:39Not again.
00:39:41Not again.
00:39:43Oh, man, baby.
00:40:13What do you want?
00:40:21Go away!
00:40:25Don't leave.
00:40:43Oh, I bet you are. Where have you been?
00:40:54Sorry.
00:40:55I was worried.
00:40:56I had to grab a bite of the egg on the way.
00:40:59Oh, so what are we doing today?
00:41:03Have you got any ideas?
00:41:04I thought I'd buy you a dress.
00:41:06Oh, don't bother. I've got loads to wear.
00:41:07Sit down.
00:41:09Go on, sit down.
00:41:10Oh, don't bother.
00:41:13Including a wedding dress.
00:41:16Open it, Helen.
00:41:19What is it?
00:41:20Just open it.
00:41:27John.
00:41:30Marry me, Helen.
00:41:33John, I don't know what to say.
00:41:34Just say yes.
00:41:36Look, John, after what that nutter did to me...
00:41:39It doesn't matter.
00:41:40I can't.
00:41:41It's completely changed the way I feel about men.
00:41:45Listen, I can't be normal.
00:41:47Look, there's no rush.
00:41:49But you're a man, John.
00:41:50You've got needs.
00:41:51You want sex.
00:41:53Maybe you want children too.
00:41:55That is normal.
00:41:57Time heals all the rules, Helen.
00:42:00Even yours.
00:42:01And then we'll be able to lead a perfectly normal life together.
00:42:06Honest.
00:42:07Come here, you.
00:42:11She'll be okay.
00:43:11What have you done, you stupid little bitch?
00:43:23God!
00:43:24You are dead!
00:43:32I've been looking for someone like you.
00:43:56You're the only one in the whole country, sir.
00:43:58You know, I've been dancing now for nearly ten years.
00:44:04Dealing with perverts is okay, I guess.
00:44:08It comes with the territory.
00:44:10Dancing's not so bad.
00:44:12The girl's got to earn a living.
00:44:14You have no idea what a fag it is, putting your ass out of joint on a daily basis, tottering
00:44:19around on hills like that.
00:44:21I've got this planned.
00:44:23Brilliant.
00:44:24Cinch really.
00:44:25Can't do it on my own though.
00:44:27I need a bloke.
00:44:28And I figure if you haven't got caught yet, well, you must be doing something right.
00:44:34Hey.
00:44:35Hey.
00:44:36Are you listening to me?
00:44:37Or are you really some fucked up kind of crazy killer?
00:44:43Do you need a hand?
00:44:44Oh my God, give me that.
00:44:45Disgusting.
00:44:46My dentist says I have to wear it at night, otherwise I'm going to end up looking like
00:45:02Bugs Bunny.
00:45:03It's like Helen's.
00:45:04Fuck knows who Helen is.
00:45:07She certainly perks you up.
00:45:10Now, as I was saying, I used to work on this island as a dancer.
00:45:15Yeah?
00:45:16Absolute shithole.
00:45:17But first of every month, 100 grand in cash delivered for all the offshore workers.
00:45:22How'd you know that?
00:45:24One of my old regulars told me, I think he had a soft spot for me.
00:45:29Anyway, there's no security, or I think maybe one guy, and the police are far too busy
00:45:34chasing the stoners and the vandals, so we're home free.
00:45:38So I figure we go over on the ferry, do the bank, go back by lunchtime, and you and I
00:45:44are fucking made.
00:45:46Sounds good to me.
00:45:47So we're going to do this thing?
00:45:49Okay, okay.
00:45:50But one thing, Helen, don't stop.
00:45:52Please.
00:45:53Don't stop.
00:45:54Dennis?
00:45:55What?
00:45:56Who's Helen?
00:45:57Helen.
00:45:58Sure, I understand that whole business with the perverts that rattles you.
00:46:14Don't you worry?
00:46:15We'll never assume enough.
00:46:17But what I don't get is why not-
00:46:19Oh, please, John.
00:46:20Promise you be patient.
00:46:22I'm not ready yet.
00:46:24I am.
00:46:25I am, darling.
00:46:26I know you've got to put this behind you and everything.
00:46:29I understand that.
00:46:30But what I don't understand is why-
00:46:32Why are you not sharing it with me?
00:46:34And you think I can forget about it overnight?
00:46:36I warned you, John.
00:46:38I did.
00:46:39I can't sleep with you.
00:46:42Talking of which what we're up to last night, then.
00:46:44I woke up and you were gone.
00:46:46On our fucking wedding night.
00:46:56Please, John.
00:46:59Just give me more time.
00:47:02I know we can be happy together.
00:47:07Please, just stop spoiling things.
00:47:10I love you.
00:47:11I love you, too.
00:47:12I'm sorry.
00:47:13I'm just a bit confused at the moment.
00:47:14Especially when my dad just disappeared.
00:47:15I love you, too.
00:47:16I'm sorry.
00:47:17I'm just a bit confused at the moment.
00:47:18Especially when my dad just disappeared.
00:47:42Stop!
00:47:43You bastards!
00:47:45I won't start!
00:47:57This is supposed to be a honeymoon.
00:47:59Yeah.
00:48:00Supposed to be.
00:48:02Well, I haven't noticed yet!
00:48:04Alright!
00:48:06Sometimes I get this feeling you're not putting much effort into it.
00:48:11I know.
00:48:19Take that.
00:48:21Perfect.
00:48:22Don't fuck it up.
00:48:34Oh, John.
00:48:36Look.
00:48:37I'm happy to, you know, touch you down there again, but I can't.
00:48:43Don't move!
00:48:45What?
00:48:46Don't move.
00:48:47What's going on?
00:48:48Get out the back!
00:48:49Go on, go on.
00:48:50Get out the back, quickly!
00:48:51No, I don't know what you're trying to do here, but...
00:48:52Quickly!
00:48:53Get in here and shut the door!
00:48:54Just shut up!
00:48:55Stop talking!
00:48:56Please!
00:48:57Shut up!
00:49:01Right!
00:49:02I need to...
00:49:03Rope or tape?
00:49:04Something!
00:49:05Something!
00:49:06Where?
00:49:07Where?
00:49:08Get in!
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13You've got it yet?
00:49:14Fucking idiot!
00:49:15You!
00:49:16Take this and tie him up!
00:49:17Quickly!
00:49:18Do it!
00:49:19Time up!
00:49:20Sit on the floor!
00:49:21Sit on the floor!
00:49:22Sit on the floor!
00:49:23Yes, you can!
00:49:24Just do it quickly!
00:49:25Listen to what he says!
00:49:26Just quickly!
00:49:27Do what you're trying to achieve!
00:49:28Shut up!
00:49:29About what a good you are!
00:49:30Quickly!
00:49:31Now he's late!
00:49:32Do it quickly!
00:49:33Right, you're doing it excellent!
00:49:34Well done!
00:49:35Right, give us a take!
00:49:36Now!
00:49:37Sit down!
00:49:38Sit down!
00:49:39Sit down!
00:49:40Sit down!
00:49:41Sit down!
00:49:42No!
00:49:43No!
00:49:44No!
00:49:45No!
00:49:46No!
00:49:47No!
00:49:48No!
00:49:49No!
00:49:50No!
00:49:51No!
00:49:52No!
00:49:53No!
00:49:54No!
00:49:55No!
00:49:56No!
00:49:57Please go to workout, please!
00:49:58Yes!
00:49:59No!
00:50:00No!
00:50:01No!
00:50:02No!
00:50:03No!
00:50:04No!
00:50:05No!
00:50:06No!
00:50:07No!
00:50:08No!
00:50:09No!
00:50:10No!
00:50:11No!
00:50:12No!
00:50:13No!
00:50:14No!
00:50:15You shot him!
00:50:16What was I supposed to do?
00:50:18Stupid idiot shouldn't have chased us out of the bank then, should he?
00:50:21Huh?
00:50:22Yeah, but you said there'd be no violence.
00:50:24Oh, and I'm sure you said the same thing when you hacked the twins apart with that bread knife!
00:50:28Huh?
00:50:29Jesus, Dennis!
00:50:31Fuckin' shit!
00:50:34Shit!
00:50:35Shit!
00:50:36Shit!
00:50:37Shit!
00:50:38Shit!
00:50:39Dennis!
00:50:40It's the pig!
00:50:41Fuck!
00:50:42Fuckin' shit!
00:50:43Shit!
00:51:08Oh, so you found your true friend at last.
00:51:38Shit! Shit! Shit! We are so fucking rich!
00:51:50There must be at least 200 fucking thousand pounds in here.
00:51:57I'm so fucking lucky!
00:52:01What are we going to do with the money then?
00:52:05Fuck no! I'd spend it!
00:52:08God, I could get myself the most ginormous...
00:52:11Okay, ginormous pen.
00:52:14I can't!
00:52:16God!
00:52:22Come on!
00:52:25Where are we going?
00:52:27It's a cat!
00:52:57All in white.
00:53:00So the bride was a virgin on her wedding night, was she?
00:53:03Heard of it.
00:53:04I nearly got married once.
00:53:07Then the stupid git introduced me to his brother.
00:53:10Now he was gorgeous.
00:53:11And drove a jag to boot.
00:53:13And drove a jag to boot.
00:53:22But, as I always say, the bigger the car, the smaller the cock.
00:53:26He introduced me to his brother.
00:53:28Now he is gorgeous.
00:53:30And drove a jag to boot.
00:53:34But, as I always say,
00:53:36the bigger the car, the smaller the cock.
00:53:40So, say love you.
00:53:56Oh, no.
00:54:14Jesus Christ, what was all that shit all about,
00:54:16leaving me lying out there in the sun on my own?
00:54:20Bleeding Willy.
00:54:22Did you?
00:54:24Did you?
00:54:26...and have made an appeal for witnesses
00:54:28that may have been at the scene for crime.
00:54:30The security guard, shot today in the holdup
00:54:33at the home county's bank, has finally died of his wounds
00:54:36an hour ago in hospital.
00:54:38He leaves a wife and five children.
00:54:42How did that poor bloke survive on such crummy wages?
00:54:46How many kids did he have?
00:54:48He's doing stuff on the side, taking bribes.
00:54:52What do you reckon, huh?
00:54:54What do you reckon, huh?
00:54:56No.
00:54:58Oh.
00:55:00Buckets.
00:55:02Ugh!
00:55:08Hey, Dennis.
00:55:10Wake up, twin killer.
00:55:12The island's been cut off.
00:55:14Good morning.
00:55:18Sorry to disturb you, madam.
00:55:19You probably heard about the bank robbery.
00:55:21A security guard was killed.
00:55:23Yeah, yes, I did, actually.
00:55:24Terrible.
00:55:25Tragedy.
00:55:26Tragic.
00:55:27Notice anything suspicious on your way, madam?
00:55:29Well, no.
00:55:30I asked you, officer.
00:55:32It's my husband's in my honeymoon.
00:55:34So, all I've really seen is bollocks.
00:55:36And, of course, the ceiling in the dorm room.
00:55:38Your licence, please.
00:55:39Jesus Christ, Pinky.
00:55:40My prick is burning like hell.
00:55:41It must have been some wedding night.
00:55:42OK, have fun and take care.
00:55:43Thanks, baby.
00:55:47Jesus Christ, Pinky, my prick is burning like hell.
00:55:52It must have been some wedding night.
00:55:55Okay, have fun and take care.
00:55:57Thanks.
00:56:11Here.
00:56:12No, thanks. I'm not hungry in any way. I like strawberry flavour.
00:56:16It's not for you to eat.
00:56:17It's for your knob.
00:56:19Really?
00:56:20Yeah. It's an old-fashioned remedy.
00:56:22They say, uh, yoghurt's really, really good for sunburn. Try it.
00:56:26Okay.
00:56:31Well?
00:56:34How's that?
00:56:36Fantastic.
00:56:41Now, I've been thinking.
00:56:42Quiet back there.
00:56:53We're not going to get off the island with all the police chasing us around, huh?
00:56:56So why don't we just have a holiday?
00:56:59What?
00:56:59Well, you and I seem to pass off quite convincingly as the honeymooning couple.
00:57:06The red-hot lusty lover gets fanny friction on his wedding night.
00:57:11Hey?
00:57:18Helen?
00:57:23Sounds like Helen.
00:57:25Helen?
00:57:26Dennis?
00:57:27Helen?
00:57:28Dennis?
00:57:28Oh, Dennis!
00:57:29Helen?
00:57:30Helen?
00:57:31Helen, it's you!
00:57:32Oh, Dennis!
00:57:33What are you doing, you fucking imbecile?
00:57:34Don't you know who this is?
00:57:35This is Helen!
00:57:36This is the girl I love!
00:57:37I don't want to know!
00:57:38Stop it, Dennis!
00:57:39No!
00:57:40Stop it!
00:57:41I get one chance in this life to get rid of you!
00:57:46I don't want to know!
00:57:47Stop it, Dennis!
00:57:48No!
00:57:49Stop it!
00:57:50Stop it!
00:57:51I get one chance in this life to get rid of you!
00:57:56I'm not having anyone mess it up for me!
00:58:00Especially not some impotent little jerk like you!
00:58:03Please, Pinky!
00:58:07Put the knife down!
00:58:13Put it down!
00:58:15Now!
00:58:17Get out!
00:58:18Don't do this!
00:58:19Get out!
00:58:20Please!
00:58:21Get out!
00:58:22Fuck off!
00:58:26Wanker!
00:58:31Helen!
00:58:33Helen!
00:58:39In a vehicle left close to the scene of the bank robbery, fingerprints have revealed the identity of Dennis Fowler, better known as the notorious twin killer.
00:58:47More police will be sent to the Isle of Wight as reinforcements are needed.
00:58:51And now to the weather.
00:58:52Ah!
00:58:53Yes!
00:58:54And now to the weather.
00:58:55Cast and clouded.
00:58:56With bright spells later on.
00:58:57Yes!
00:58:58Yes!
00:58:59Yes!
00:59:00Yes!
00:59:01Yes!
00:59:02Yes!
00:59:03Yes!
00:59:04Yes!
00:59:05Yes!
00:59:06Yes!
00:59:07Yes!
00:59:08Yes!
00:59:09Yes!
00:59:10Yes!
00:59:11Yes!
00:59:12Yes!
00:59:13Yes!
00:59:14Yes!
00:59:15Yes!
00:59:16Yes!
00:59:17Yes!
00:59:18Yes!
00:59:19Yes!
00:59:20Yes!
00:59:24Oh!
00:59:25Stupid thing!
00:59:27You can't make the gassy thing work so its either cold…
00:59:31… Mh!
00:59:32– Mh!
00:59:33– or nothing at all!
00:59:34– Mh!
00:59:35– Mh!
00:59:36– Ow!
00:59:37I know, Dennis!
00:59:39Oh, Helen!
00:59:40God, you must be Helen the brace!
00:59:42Well, you must have been a hot one on the house!
00:59:44How could you make you do it!
00:59:45Thank you...
00:59:46Oh, have a mouthful of beans, love. There we go.
00:59:50And one more for good luck. Go on, go on.
00:59:54And one for little bear.
00:59:58And how about one for you?
01:00:06I know.
01:00:10I need a shave. Yeah, I'm quite sorry to have
01:00:14sport your honeymoon, really. How bloody dare you come in here and...
01:00:18Shut up.
01:00:22Noisy, isn't she?
01:00:26And I know what you want.
01:00:34Now, now,
01:00:36why don't you
01:00:38undie your trousers?
01:00:42Silly me. Of course.
01:00:44You can't.
01:00:46You randy tart.
01:00:48Is that a compliment?
01:00:50Fucking stuff me inside you.
01:00:52Go on.
01:00:54Give it to me.
01:00:56What's that?
01:01:08What?
01:01:10That!
01:01:12I don't know.
01:01:14I don't know.
01:01:22Oh, my God!
01:01:30Ow!
01:01:31Fuck!
01:01:32My fucking nail!
01:01:34That's all I need.
01:01:36Lie the fuck down!
01:01:38Precious.
01:01:40Sorry.
01:01:42May we come in for a moment?
01:01:44What's the matter?
01:01:46We've got orders to search every square inch of the island.
01:01:48Those bank robbers must be hiding somewhere.
01:01:50Well, um...
01:01:52Don't think they're here.
01:01:53I might have noticed.
01:01:54We still have to search your vehicle, madam.
01:01:56Oh.
01:01:57Do you boys fancy cold beer?
01:01:58My husband's just gone out to the village, so it could be a while.
01:02:01But we're on duty.
01:02:02Oh.
01:02:03Well, that is a shame.
01:02:04Variety is the spice of life.
01:02:05Never say never.
01:02:06That's what I say.
01:02:07Yeah.
01:02:08Um...
01:02:09There we go, boys.
01:02:10Sorry, guys.
01:02:11Really, I don't want to call you any more trouble.
01:02:12What was that?
01:02:13Oh.
01:02:14Oh.
01:02:15Oh, my God.
01:02:16I've got a cold beer.
01:02:17My husband's just gone out to the village, so it could be a while.
01:02:20But we're on duty.
01:02:21Oh.
01:02:22Well, that is a shame.
01:02:24Variety is the spice of life.
01:02:25Never say never.
01:02:26That's what I say.
01:02:27Um...
01:02:28There we go, boys.
01:02:29Sorry, guys.
01:02:30Really, I don't want to cause any more trouble.
01:02:31What was that?
01:02:32Oh!
01:02:33What was that?
01:02:34Oh!
01:02:35Oh, my God.
01:03:05Oh, my God.
01:03:35Oh, my God.
01:03:41Helen.
01:03:42Helen, are you okay?
01:03:47Dennis!
01:03:48What the fuck do you want?
01:03:50What's that?
01:03:53That's what I'd like to know.
01:03:56Pinky, what's this about?
01:03:58There's something inside of her that's talking and it's coming from a fucking twat.
01:04:02What are you talking about?
01:04:04Something in there that's even hungrier for cock than I am, Dennis.
01:04:07How do you know that?
01:04:08Don't ask.
01:04:09I just know.
01:04:10You're fucking mad.
01:04:12You're mad.
01:04:13Am I?
01:04:13Yeah.
01:04:14Well, why don't you fuck her then?
01:04:16No.
01:04:17No.
01:04:17You've suddenly got your darling Helen the Brace.
01:04:19What?
01:04:19You've gone off her?
01:04:20Me.
01:04:20I'm not.
01:04:21What do you want to do?
01:04:22I'll be able to count to ten.
01:04:24And you're either fucking her by then or...
01:04:27She's dead.
01:04:28Me.
01:04:32No.
01:04:33One.
01:04:37Ten.
01:04:37Sorry.
01:04:38Sorry.
01:04:39Three.
01:04:42Four.
01:04:45Five.
01:04:46No.
01:04:48Six.
01:04:50Seven.
01:04:52Eight.
01:04:53Eight.
01:04:54Nine.
01:04:55Ten.
01:04:55Oh, ah.
01:05:02Still ready.
01:05:03It's okay. It's okay.
01:05:07Oh, Dennis!
01:05:11Leave that shit with it, slut!
01:05:13You slut!
01:05:31Are you hurt? No.
01:05:33Come here.
01:05:39I was happy to see you.
01:05:41You know, I never gave up hope.
01:05:45Oh, really?
01:05:47I couldn't stop thinking about you.
01:05:49I couldn't stop thinking about you, too.
01:05:53Oh, come here.
01:05:59What a fucking mess!
01:06:01Quiet! Don't bother me right now! I have to think!
01:06:07Where's my lighter?
01:06:13Shut up!
01:06:15I'm never letting you go this time.
01:06:27Dennis, Dennis, please stop it.
01:06:29Oh.
01:06:31Listen.
01:06:33There's something that I have to tell you.
01:06:35Shh!
01:06:37No, no, no.
01:06:39Even if it means that you won't love me anymore.
01:06:43I've got to get off the island before the two of them go to the police, because I can take Helen's passport.
01:06:55I could dump the van in the harbour.
01:06:57That's what I could do.
01:06:59Maybe I could pretend to be a backpacker, because they're inconspicuous, aren't they?
01:07:03They're inconspicuous, aren't they?
01:07:05Of course they are.
01:07:07I could...
01:07:09Look, calm down!
01:07:11It's not as if you're going to die or anything.
01:07:13Don't fuck with me!
01:07:21Don't fuck with me!
01:07:23Don't fuck with me!
01:07:29It's okay.
01:07:31It's okay.
01:07:32I have matches.
01:07:33Here.
01:07:34Somewhere.
01:07:39I always love you.
01:07:43Dennis, stop.
01:07:45You know what's going to happen.
01:07:47What have you done, you stupid little bitch?!
01:07:49You are dead!
01:07:51Oh, God!
01:07:53Oh!
01:07:55Oh, my legs!
01:07:57Oh, shit!
01:07:59Oh, shit!
01:08:01Oh, shit!
01:08:03Oh, shit!
01:08:05Oh, shit!
01:08:07Oh, shit!
01:08:09Oh, shit!
01:08:11Oh, shit!
01:08:12Oh, shit!
01:08:13Oh, shit!
01:08:14I can't feel me legs!
01:08:20Can you hear?
01:08:22Hear what?
01:08:24Exactly!
01:08:28Oh, my God!
01:08:29It's gone quiet!
01:08:33Oh, my God!
01:08:34I can't remember it.
01:08:35It was...
01:08:36It was...
01:08:37It was...
01:08:38It wasn't a rapist.
01:08:40It was him.
01:08:42It was him.
01:08:43It was him.
01:08:44What are you talking about?
01:08:45Oh, Dennis!
01:08:46What do you mean?
01:08:47That I want you.
01:08:48Really?
01:08:49Mmm...
01:08:50That I want you.
01:08:51For the first time in my life, I actually want to have sex.
01:08:55Mmm...
01:08:56Mmm...
01:08:57Mmm...
01:08:58Mmm...
01:08:59Mmm...
01:09:01So you found your next victim?
01:09:04No.
01:09:05No, wait, wait.
01:09:06Look.
01:09:07This is Helen.
01:09:08Do you remember the girl I was telling you about?
01:09:09You can say goodbye to her, right?
01:09:10If you want to shoot him, you're going to have to kill me first!
01:09:11Are you stupid or something?
01:09:12You're to die for that useless bastard!
01:09:13He slaughtered my sister!
01:09:14No!
01:09:15No!
01:09:16No!
01:09:17No!
01:09:18No!
01:09:19You know it was an accident!
01:09:20I swear I didn't mean to!
01:09:21Please!
01:09:22Yes, you did!
01:09:23Put the gun down!
01:09:24Put down the gun!
01:09:25Put down the gun!
01:09:26No!
01:09:27No!
01:09:28No!
01:09:29No!
01:09:30No!
01:09:31You know it was an accident!
01:09:32I swear I didn't mean to!
01:09:33Please!
01:09:34Yes, you did!
01:09:35Put the gun down!
01:09:37Put down the gun!
01:09:38Sylvia!
01:09:39Please, look!
01:09:40Truth will be okay, but let Helen go!
01:09:41Please!
01:09:42No!
01:09:43No!
01:09:44No!
01:09:45No!
01:09:46No!
01:09:47No!
01:09:48No!
01:09:49No!
01:09:50No!
01:09:51No!
01:09:52No!
01:09:53No!
01:09:54No!
01:09:55No!
01:09:56No!
01:09:57No!
01:09:58No!
01:09:59No!
01:10:00No!
01:10:01No!
01:10:02No!
01:10:03No!
01:10:04No!
01:10:05No!
01:10:06No!
01:10:07No!
01:10:08No!
01:10:09No!
01:10:10No!
01:10:11No!
01:10:12No!
01:10:13No!
01:10:15No!
01:10:16No!
01:10:17No!
01:10:19seriousness!
01:10:20Sorry about what happened.
01:10:22Sonia.
01:10:23Head to us.
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