#CinemaJourney
#Grimsburg
#Grimsburg
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00:00You ride on his tail, Flute. In 20 feet, follow him down the alley.
00:10Too easy. Let's go around and surprise him.
00:12Cross-referencing city maps, there's a shortcut through the drugstore.
00:15Good. I need to pick up more mustache dye.
00:18Aisle 12, right side, top shelf. Texting you a coupon for BOGO now.
00:22Flute? You don't remember me from high school, do you?
00:26Of course. It's great to see you.
00:29Running facial aging software on your yearbook, her name is...
00:34Diana Lachey. That was amazing.
00:37In two inches, take her chin with your thumb and forefinger.
00:40Will I see you again?
00:42Will you see me again?
00:48Oh, uh, sure?
00:52How did you catch me?
00:54Like I always do, all by myself, because I do it all.
00:57Summers, take him to the station and do whatever it is I do there.
01:02Our apartment's the other way?
01:03Great job on the case, Flute.
01:30And Summers, get this legend and a towel.
01:37You know, Summers, you also contributed to this bust.
01:40I helped, but Flute did all the heavy lifting.
01:43Well, except the actual heavy lifting when there was a puddle and I carried him over it because he didn't want to get his Chelsea boots wet.
01:49It's okay to want recognition, whether it's for the work you do or the ironic outfit you wore to a party.
01:54You're right. Thanks.
01:58Funny hat, Kang.
02:00Is that so hard?
02:03Therefore, to paraphrase Charles Darwin,
02:05it is not the strongest that survived, but the most adaptable.
02:10Khaleesi?
02:10Yeah. At what point in your life did you realize you were naturally selected?
02:15By no one.
02:19How dare you speak to me like that!
02:21During my confinement, I was known around the yard as quite the punk punk.
02:31Stan, what are you doing in this toilet paper chrysalis?
02:34Khaleesi did this to me after I refused to vote for her to be queen of the parole-coming dance.
02:40You mean the cherished tradition where parole-convicts are reintegrated into society through what else, a middle school dance?
02:48Hmm.
02:48Then perhaps it is time Khaleesi learned to listen in survival of the fitties.
02:57Where are you going?
02:58I do my best thinking on the toity.
03:02Dinner is served.
03:03Served.
03:04So, listen, I wanted to talk to you about something.
03:07I know what you're gonna say.
03:09You've been working a lot lately, and maybe it is time for me to finally recognize that.
03:13I mean, you called this dinner?
03:14I only see four food groups represented here.
03:16How do you expect me to grow up to be big and strong?
03:19I just feel like all the things I do for you are taken for granted.
03:22Well, of course they are. I'm the lead.
03:23If I have to start appreciating everything, I'll never have enough time to save the day.
03:27Besides, you love cooking and cleaning. It's therapeutic for you.
03:30Just like getting drunk and pretending I'm in a confessional interview on The Real Housewives is therapeutic for me.
03:34If this man thinks I'm gonna make myself a sandwich, he's gonna find his self in the recycling bin.
03:39I can hear you!
03:44Hello, kids. I'm your substitute teacher.
03:47Dr. Pentos was not feeling well.
03:49He wasn't smelling well, either.
03:51Before I press play, we have a new student joining us.
03:55Say hi to Timpani.
03:56My name is Timpani. Like the drum my parents conceived me on.
04:01I like K-pop, shading, bubble letters, and pretzel bread.
04:04Also, I'm shy.
04:14Psst.
04:15Hey, it's ten.
04:18You're neat, but it's me.
04:19Dr. Pentos? What are you doing?
04:23There is but one way to take down a mean girl, and that is to become one.
04:28There has to be other ways, but sure.
04:30Time for Operation Natural Thaluxian.
04:36Here you can see the impacted feces built up in Khaleesi's large intestine.
04:40She'll need an emergency fecalectomy.
04:42Dad, why are you recording this?
04:44I'm a modern parent. We record everything.
04:47Bruh, not us watching the most embarrassing video of all time.
04:58You did it! You beat Khaleesi!
05:03Back to being Pintos.
05:05That was so sick, Timpani.
05:07Want to have lunch with us?
05:08Buy me some tarts and I may.
05:13What?
05:14It's just lunch.
05:15Then I'll stop.
05:17Two male sex workers have been killed in the last week.
05:20Judging by the matching purple lipstick kisses,
05:22it seems we have a serial killer in the Blue Light District.
05:25What's the Blue Light District?
05:26That's where the many, many, many widows in Grimsburg go for companionship.
05:30And I'm sending one of you undercover.
05:32At your service.
05:34Or should I say, at her cervix.
05:38It's okay, Flute.
05:39We have a volunteer.
05:40Who?
05:41Otis?
05:41You can't send him into that part of town.
05:43It could keep him out past his bedtime.
05:45Bedtime?
05:46What am I, a baby?
05:50Sorry, everyone.
05:51I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
05:53Yeah, it's not Otis.
05:55So, it's Martinez?
05:56You're having a lady dress up as a man instead of hiring an actual man for the job?
05:59Hashtag representation matters.
06:01It's Summers.
06:02Come on, Kang.
06:03Donna Summers died a long time ago.
06:05And as much as I'd love to love her on the force, you have to let that dream go.
06:09No, Greg Summers.
06:11Which means you'll be in the van as his support.
06:14Okay, Kang.
06:15Is this another one of your lessons?
06:16Fair enough.
06:17Thanks to you, I've learned, hmm, hmm, and that sometimes, hmm, hmm, yeah.
06:20But ultimately, hmm, hmm, hmm.
06:22There.
06:22Lesson learned.
06:23Well, it's not a lesson.
06:24I just think he's...
06:25Blah, blah, blah.
06:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:26Fine.
06:27I just can't wait to sit back and watch Summers fail.
06:29It'll give me plenty of time to practice my snarky little bitch laugh.
06:32He-he-he.
06:33No.
06:34Hmm, hmm, hmm.
06:36Whoa, that hurt my feelings.
06:43As support, you're my eyes and ears in the van.
06:46These TVs are linked to surveillance cams, and this gives you access to city files.
06:50Got it.
06:51And which one has Paramount Plus?
06:52You know what needs my Yellowstone.
06:54There's no TV in here.
06:55Fine, I'll watch on my phone.
06:57I just hope Tiny Costner's bravery doesn't get lost on this cracked screen.
07:03I'm in.
07:04Run a scan on...
07:05I'm sorry, but the Blue Light District is for widows only.
07:09Actually, I'm looking for a job, ma'am.
07:11Hiya now.
07:12Well-dressed, refreshingly polite, built like an industrial soda stream.
07:17Miss Mavis, I'm the hemp around here.
07:19A hemp is like a pimp, but for hems.
07:22Oh, that's cute.
07:23It better be.
07:24I'm getting my master's from Grimsburg's top school for wordplay, Pun College.
07:30Pun State was taken?
07:31The stable of men I manage provide companionship to widows who miss certain things about their husbands.
07:39You'll clean.
07:40You'll share their interests.
07:42You'll hang a flat-screen TV.
07:43We sit in that sweet spot between a grief counselor and the geek squad.
07:49But you know, if you're the right man for this job, I'll need you to build this desk from Ikea.
07:54There's no instructions and only a flathead screwdriver.
07:57Go!
07:57Flute, run a LIDAR scan.
08:01Cross-reference the output to Ikea's latest catalog and download a PDF of the instructions.
08:05Hold on.
08:06Got it.
08:07Flute, I can't right now.
08:08Busy watching white men in cowboy hats turn back the cultural clock.
08:16I'm sorry.
08:17I wanted to build it for you, but I can't.
08:19I should go.
08:20Yeah, you should go home.
08:22And rest up, because you're hired.
08:25That test was designed to be unsolvable, because admitting defeat is the sexiest thing a man can do.
08:31Outside of a well-timed, you're too good a friend for her.
08:34You'll do well here.
08:35Greg.
08:36No, from now on, you're Richard Gears.
08:39That's the kind of stuff you get for 60 grand a year.
08:46Change of plan.
08:47Evolution forces animals to adapt, so we're not done yet.
08:50Hey, Lil, that top is slay.
08:54It kind of seems like you want to keep pretending to be a teen girl.
08:58Nonsense!
08:59We must make sure Khaleesi wins queen of the parole coming.
09:04Oh, Stan, you're so funny and have an impressive quantity of riz.
09:09Of course I'll be your girlfriend.
09:12You're going out with this loser?
09:14Loser?
09:15Using the transitive property of popularity, if I, the hottest girl in school, go out with him, then that makes Stan the coolest boy here.
09:26It's true.
09:28This isn't over.
09:29Wait, now we're dating?
09:33Stan, it's so simple.
09:35As the mean girl, her obvious next move is to destroy me by stealing my boyfriend.
09:39She'll ask you to the dance.
09:41You will accept, and then during her coronation, you will dump her in front of the entire school.
09:47That plan doesn't sound so simple.
09:50Stop judging me.
09:51Boys are the worst.
09:53Oh, she hired you right on the spot, huh?
09:58Nice detective work, Summers.
10:00Please.
10:01He got a job as a sex worker who doesn't have sex.
10:03That's like landing a gig as a chef who doesn't cook, or a doctor who doesn't heal,
10:07or a DoorDash driver who doesn't have a roll of Sealed for Safety stickers in his car so he can reseal the bag after he's done licking all your food.
10:13Hold on.
10:14Miss Mavis is giving you health insurance, life insurance, and dental?
10:17Can LED teeth even get cavities?
10:21Right?
10:22What?
10:22Great question.
10:24As my support, why don't you look that up for me while I'm out solving the case?
10:31Did Summers just stand up to you?
10:33Please.
10:33I've seen better standing up at a paraplegic sporting event.
10:36And I can say that because I've actually been to one.
10:39Because I care.
10:40And I misunderstood what Murderball was.
10:42And then she had the nerve to say it was my fault.
10:57You're too good a friend for her.
10:59Exactly.
11:03Excuse me for a moment.
11:07Flute, cross-check her license plate with the traffic cams on the nights of the murders.
11:11V-3-G.
11:13Hold on.
11:14Where's the V?
11:14It's next to the B.
11:16Where is that?
11:17None of these letters are in order.
11:18What did you do to this cable?
11:19Oh, I found it.
11:20Second letter?
11:20It's a three.
11:21There are numbers on here too?
11:23Flute, enable wireless attack vectors to gain access to this Jane's phone.
11:35On it.
11:35Summers, enable wireless attack vectors to gain access to this Jane's phone.
11:39I'm not there.
11:40Oh.
11:41Then I can't do it.
11:45This looks deli-
11:46No, no.
11:47Just eat an awkward silence.
11:51Mmm.
11:51Yeah, that's the stuff.
11:59Thank God you're home.
12:00I almost had to use your credit card to DoorDash dinner.
12:03What are you making us?
12:04You don't take care of me out there, so I'm not taking care of you in here.
12:07Make yourself a sandwich.
12:09Oh, and how exactly do you propose I do that, huh?
12:11Should I just magically get all the ingredients out and insert them into the bread manually?
12:16I don't solve sandwiches.
12:18I solve cases.
12:19Not this one.
12:20I'm the one killing it out there now.
12:22Miss Mavis said I'm a million-dollar find, which is why she invited me to an eyes-wide-open listening orgy tomorrow.
12:28She said everyone will be there, which means so will our killer.
12:32Beginner's luck.
12:33Then where's yours?
12:34You stink at support.
12:36I could do your job if I tried.
12:38Then why don't you?
12:39I'll tell you why.
12:40Because you're too scared to try.
12:42You can come to the party tomorrow, but I'll handle it all.
12:45Lead and support.
12:46Fine by me.
12:47And speaking of doing it all...
12:49Did we land on what kind of sandwich you're making me?
12:56Eat much?
12:57Huh?
12:57Dr. Pentos?
12:59What happened to Timpani?
13:01Change of plan.
13:02Now I'm Devin, the new kid from Texas.
13:04Darwin says females are drawn to dominant males for survival.
13:08Once Khaleesi sees you fight me, she will immediately be attracted.
13:11Here she comes.
13:12Say, partner.
13:14Them there, those there fighting words at me.
13:18Let's fight.
13:18You hit him.
13:25Yep.
13:25He should have known better than to mess with 72 pounds of overly medicated muscle.
13:30You're a bully.
13:32I know.
13:32Wait, but you're a bully.
13:34I was.
13:35Until Timpani hurt my feelings and showed me how bad it is.
13:38Are you alright?
13:41Devin.
13:42Devin.
13:43Would you want to be my date to the parole coming dance?
13:45Recky-dra-doo, ma'am.
13:50Great.
13:51See you there.
13:52What the hell is going on?
13:54Change of plan.
13:55You've changed it so much, I'm starting to wonder if there was even a plan in the first place.
13:59Wow.
14:00No wonder you're eating alone.
14:01She's got to be here somewhere.
14:16If you're asking me to run an analysis on the guests, don't bother.
14:19Because, though you can't see it, my arms are crossed, making it impossible to help.
14:23Or to scratch the itch on my chin.
14:25Ugh, this really itches.
14:27But I can't risk uncrossing my arms and helping.
14:29Using spectral analysis to scan for purple lipstick.
14:34Damn it!
14:36One batch found.
14:38Purple lipstick went up the stairs.
14:40Still not helping since I already saw that.
14:42I think I saw the door close on the last room on the right.
14:44Run the thermal heat scan.
14:46You know how to do that, right?
14:47Uh, yeah.
14:48I'm not an idiot.
14:50That's them in there.
14:51Freeze!
14:52You're all...
14:54Supportive boyfriends helping her get the best angle to slay these photos?
14:58Queen?
14:59Flute?
15:02Flute?
15:03Flute!
15:06Did you eat any of these hot wings?
15:09No.
15:09See?
15:10It's still sealed.
15:11Sticker no broken.
15:12Sticker no lie.
15:13This is a child scratch and sniff sticker.
15:15Hmm.
15:20Gasoline.
15:25I want Flute off my case!
15:27He purposely misled me because he's jealous I was about to solve it!
15:30Pfft.
15:30Do you think I'd ever listen to you closely enough to even know the right moment to screw you over?
15:34You're off the case, Flute.
15:35But so are you, Summers.
15:36Your cover's blown.
15:37What?
15:37But I had on a mask!
15:39I could have been any lovable pear-shaped cyborg!
15:41It's too risky.
15:42I can't send you back in there.
15:43Dismissed.
15:46I said dismissed!
15:49Nobody said anything.
15:50I know, but I love doing that.
15:57I'm worried you may not become king after punching Devon.
16:00So, I took the liberty of stuffing the ballot boxes for you and Khaleesi.
16:04Speaking of, where are she and Devon?
16:07What?
16:08You're Devon!
16:09There she is!
16:09How did you...
16:13Where's your gal?
16:15I knew you were a loser.
16:17Yee-haw!
16:18Yee-haw!
16:19Yee-haw!
16:19Yee-haw!
16:22Look who it is!
16:24My best friend of fruit!
16:26Are you drunk?
16:27Well, isn't this what all lead detectives do?
16:30I had my battery go under 5% so low power mode kicks in and that's basically like being drunk.
16:36It shuts off non-essential functions like proper pronunciation, caring, and holding back burps.
16:43Well, I'm out of my way!
16:45I gotta figure this case out.
16:50You telephone hello?
16:51Richard Gears!
16:53Thank God!
16:54I have a special client for you to meet tonight.
16:57I'll send you your address and you can meet me there.
16:59You bet!
17:00Shine to time!
17:02But Martinez pulled you off the case.
17:03You can't go rogue.
17:04Going rogue is my thing.
17:05You gonna stop me?
17:06Go ahead!
17:07Try!
17:08Imagine that was a gun.
17:09Fine, see if I care, which I don't, because I only care about telling you to see if I care, which I don't.
17:18See above.
17:19I made a sandwich, all by myself, and the meat is inside the bread.
17:27No, yeah, that's right.
17:31And if I can do that, then I can do this.
17:33Life insurance, life insurance, life insurance...
17:40Ms. Mavis said I'm a million dollar fine, million dollar fine, million dollar fine.
17:45Have I talked to you this episode?
17:47I don't think I have.
17:48I don't think I have.
17:49Hi there!
17:53It is time for the winners!
17:55This is Queen Eve Khaleesi!
18:03And the king is...
18:08Devon?
18:09Hey, where's Devon?
18:13Oh, right, I believe he's backstage.
18:16Thanks, but this belongs to the girl who taught me what being a queen really means timpani.
18:30And I will go get her!
18:35Ha!
18:36Ha!
18:37Ha!
18:38Ha!
18:39Ha!
18:40Get her, me good god, been curling up to this grand.
18:43Best vibes no cop got a gu!
18:46Don't forget, you dance with the king.
18:50Right, of course.
18:52Let me fetch Devon.
18:54How's he gonna pull this off?
18:56Is not convincingly an option?
18:58Ha!
18:59Ha!
19:00Ha!
19:01Ha!
19:02Ha!
19:04Ha!
19:05Ha!
19:06Ha!
19:07Ha!
19:08Ha!
19:09Ha!
19:10Ha!
19:11Ha!
19:12Ha!
19:13Ha!
19:14Ha!
19:15Ha!
19:16Ha!
19:17Ha!
19:18Ha!
19:19Ah!
19:21Predator eats prey.
19:22That's called Darwinning.
19:23Oh!
19:24Ah!
19:25Ah she knew it was him the whole time yeah I think everyone did oh I got
19:41something I could plug you with sorry but I need your life insurance money to
19:46pay for wordplay school I've decided to get a second degree in burns
19:55you're at one percent to save power turn off your vision and reroute everything
19:59left to your legs but I won't be able to see you won't need to I'll be your eyes 20
20:06yards ahead and right then another 50 turn around and stop sadly most sex work is
20:20now why is my professor never around when I make a good one
20:25oh my head hurts if this is what being lean is like then I prefer the support role it's got a much nicer
20:43view you and while I don't want to be support I know appreciate how hard it is even the toilet
20:48in there is impossible to use we don't have a toilet in the van ah then you may want to avoid
20:54using the all-in-one printer for a while hi we had fun tonight but we also dealt with some serious
21:03subjects if you or someone you know is involved in or thinking about switching places with their
21:07partner don't it's not worth it I'm a beta and I'm a raging alphaholic we're where we are for a
21:14reason why fight it thanks for listening now let's celebrate and go get a prostitute ah damn almost made
21:21it through the show without saying that word you can't say that you can't say a lot of things summers
21:26don't even get me started on gypsy the musical now I'm covered
21:30into
21:35you