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00:00:00BOO
00:00:07Aloha, foolish mortals!
00:00:10You have come upon the gates of hell!
00:00:13Prepare to meet your fiery fate in an orderly fashion.
00:00:16Three lines, please.
00:00:18Boo.
00:00:20Come inside the gates where we have no used condoms to step on.
00:00:25What about you, guy, texting?
00:00:27Why don't you text the rest of your boy band to come down to hell?
00:00:33Anyone? Any takers?
00:00:35That was pathetic.
00:00:36You don't know the first thing about carnival barking.
00:00:39Time for school, son.
00:00:41Hear ye, hear ye.
00:00:43Repent now, foolish mortal, for ye are now the gates of hell.
00:00:49That is how that's done.
00:00:50Enthusiasm, bro.
00:00:52And always throw the horns.
00:00:54Always!
00:00:55Yeah, man, cause there's nothing depressing about old metalheads still throwing up horns.
00:00:59Listen here, skinny jeans, fuck nose.
00:01:01This place can't survive forever without customers.
00:01:04No customers, no money.
00:01:07No money, no park.
00:01:09No park, no park.
00:01:11What are you, a valet at P.F. Chang?
00:01:14You do know that you just repeated yourself, right?
00:01:16Or did you get pummeled with so many leather dildos at a Judas Priest concert that you have no idea what you're saying right now?
00:01:20Listen, it would be an honor to be fucked by Judas Priest.
00:01:23You don't know shit about dick, or rock, or roll.
00:01:26Yeah!
00:01:28Get that lub-tard to fix this shit.
00:01:31I'll tell him.
00:01:32You could also tell him that he looks like a prime candidate for type 2 diabetes.
00:01:37So funny, Club.
00:01:39You know, I hear you talking about my friend, but it looks like the words are coming out of a dogshit snowman.
00:01:44Hey, man.
00:01:45Do you have a time machine so I can go back in time and punch your mom in the stomach so you don't grow up to be you?
00:01:49Uh, uh, bitch head.
00:01:52Augie!
00:01:53The ride's broken again!
00:01:55I'll punch your dick off with my mouth, bro.
00:01:59Okay.
00:02:00Red is the relay and white is the ground.
00:02:06Hey, what is going on up there?
00:02:09Um, I'm sorry.
00:02:10I-I just shorted out part of my body.
00:02:13It's very dark in here.
00:02:15Sonar, mistress of the macabre, is in need of power!
00:02:19Just let me get a flashlight and, uh, then I'll-
00:02:22Okay, so I'll just need to check the, uh-
00:02:25Hello?
00:02:26Madam Zonar?
00:02:31Tell me.
00:02:32Do you believe in destiny?
00:02:34Why?
00:02:35Should I?
00:02:38Do you believe that your heart will stop because of all the fat that is collected around it from the junk food and garbage that you eat?
00:02:45I can only imagine that your veins are filled with grease and tacos and Cheetos.
00:02:51Do you believe in this destiny?
00:02:53Well, I mean, I-
00:02:55Oh!
00:02:56Mr. Fat Fat Fatdikins.
00:02:58Uh, uh, okay. I-I just need to find your breakers.
00:03:02It's true.
00:03:03Did I smother my sadness with carbs?
00:03:05It's my... private shame.
00:03:08Oh!
00:03:09Ow, shit!
00:03:10I sense that you are good with your hands.
00:03:17Thanks-thanks.
00:03:18Please sit down.
00:03:20You are talented young one.
00:03:22But you spend too much time fucking your hand.
00:03:26What? How did you-
00:03:27Yes, and your hand doesn't enjoy it.
00:03:29It's not consensual.
00:03:30It's not consensual.
00:03:31No, no, that's not true at all.
00:03:33Basically, you're raping your own hand.
00:03:35No.
00:03:35And that is why nobody loves you.
00:03:38You're way off.
00:03:38Nobody will ever love you.
00:03:43Augie, what are you doing?
00:03:44Please, sit down.
00:03:46Madam Zonar, dreamer of desires, senses a need within you.
00:03:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I work here.
00:03:51Can you not talk like that?
00:03:52You're an adult on planet Earth.
00:03:54Well, maybe if you put a circuit breaker on my crystal ball, I could do my job here.
00:03:58Yeah, we gotta get this whole place in shape.
00:03:59But we're all gonna be out of jobs, okay?
00:04:01You could use some shaping up yourself.
00:04:03I know I may be old and wrinkly, but my power can provide.
00:04:08Oh, really?
00:04:08So can my vagina.
00:04:10Not my breasts so much.
00:04:11They've been used and abused.
00:04:13You know what?
00:04:13I take one look at you and my dick hops out of my pants, goes and gets a gun and blows the
00:04:16head of its own dick off.
00:04:19That is not the first time I have been told that by a man.
00:04:22Bro, I saw the way you were looking at her.
00:04:30Wait, what?
00:04:30Thinking about throwing Madam Bonar apart of your baby dick?
00:04:34Remy, that's fucked up, dude.
00:04:35No way.
00:04:36Come on, Augie.
00:04:36You need the experience.
00:04:38And she rubs balls for a living.
00:04:40I mean, they're crystals, so at least she'll be careful, but she's like a thousand years old.
00:04:43I mean, she must be like a sandpaper factory down there.
00:04:46Dude, don't knock sandpaper.
00:04:47My cat licked my penis when I was in sixth grade, and I still think about it.
00:04:53Not again.
00:04:54We gotta put this horse down.
00:04:56Dude, this place is in trouble.
00:04:57The Gates of Hell is our main attraction, and it's falling to shit.
00:05:00Yeah, I know.
00:05:01Well, you're the handyman, Augie, so fix it.
00:05:03No, no, no, no, I would, but Cleb told me there's no money to fix it.
00:05:07Ouch!
00:05:07Hey!
00:05:08Sorry.
00:05:09Ouch!
00:05:10Did you ask Kurt for the money?
00:05:11No, no, no, no, because he's...
00:05:13The assistant manager.
00:05:14Cleb's the manager.
00:05:15His name is Cleb.
00:05:17I mean, imagine his parents.
00:05:18Yeah, it does feel like they gave up just as soon as they started choosing baby names.
00:05:23Hot fuck action to the max.
00:05:26That's what I like.
00:05:27Fuck action.
00:05:28Clocking out.
00:05:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:05:32You're seriously leaving early?
00:05:34That's right.
00:05:35Got a hot date tonight with Madam Zonar.
00:05:37Oh, you mean the fortune teller.
00:05:39I'm pretty sure I saw her on deck today, slipping around in what appeared to be her own vomit
00:05:44as she was trying to poo off the side of her boat.
00:05:47That's my lady.
00:05:49Well, not to be a dick, my friend, just pointing out the obvious here.
00:05:52You don't really have any skill sets.
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:54And then, you know, you smoke a tremendous amount of weed.
00:05:56Right.
00:05:56And you spend all your time talking to alcoholic, mentally ill fortune tellers.
00:06:00That's me.
00:06:00All while the rides are in dangerously bad condition.
00:06:03Whoa.
00:06:03I told Remy to tell Augie to fix them.
00:06:06That buck has been passed.
00:06:09Well, yeah, right.
00:06:09But still, I mean, one of us has to maintain a safe park, you know, so our customers don't
00:06:14die on the rides.
00:06:15Well, I guess we got to figure out who's going to do that.
00:06:18You or me?
00:06:19Well, since you're the manager...
00:06:23420.
00:06:25See you tomorrow.
00:06:27Awesome.
00:06:27All right.
00:06:28Thank you so much for all the stuff you do, Cleb.
00:06:31Whatever that is, bud.
00:06:32So, dude, after break, we need you to order some parts for the gates.
00:06:46Not this time.
00:06:47The park is done.
00:06:48What?
00:06:49What?
00:06:49Die!
00:06:50Die!
00:06:51The park is done?
00:06:53Bullshit.
00:06:54We just got a letter from the bank.
00:06:56The place is bankrupt.
00:06:57Bankrupt?
00:06:58How could you let this happen?
00:06:59Me?
00:07:00This place is a dinosaur, man.
00:07:02Other parks have roller coasters that rearrange your organs.
00:07:05We got a squirt gun balloon race and a needle exchange program.
00:07:09Kurt.
00:07:10Remember the three of us?
00:07:11We're going to bro out here forever.
00:07:12I don't know what to tell you.
00:07:14Maybe I'll go to college.
00:07:15Oh, really, bro?
00:07:16Awesome, man.
00:07:17Yeah, just go to college, dude.
00:07:19Come on.
00:07:19What, are you going to major in roofies with a minor of...
00:07:21Let's get the fuck out of here.
00:07:24I'm sorry you don't have a fallback plan, Remy.
00:07:26Maybe you should go ask that fortune teller, Madam Zonar, for some career advice.
00:07:31Let's go see if the bearded lady will give you a beach.
00:07:34I'll go get the chloroform.
00:07:44Kurt, steal that clown's knife.
00:07:46Yeah.
00:07:46We should carve our names in the pier.
00:07:48And after high school, if we're still hanging out at this park, we'll all slit our wrists with that knife.
00:08:02The fool again?
00:08:04Did I shuffle these?
00:08:07Ah, you were expected.
00:08:11You knew I was going to come?
00:08:12I am Zonar.
00:08:13I know all.
00:08:14Wow.
00:08:15What am I thinking right now?
00:08:17I sense you are haunted by the dark underlords of the sea.
00:08:22Ha!
00:08:22Not even close.
00:08:23I was thinking about sucking my own dick in front of my family on Easter.
00:08:27That is not the first time I have been told that by a man.
00:08:32Ah, where was I?
00:08:35Tis the sad fate of the cynic to miss the offerings of the spirits.
00:08:38The power is within you, child, should you choose to look for a sign.
00:08:43Ugh, look for a sign, really?
00:08:45It's that simple?
00:08:50What?
00:08:51The book of Beelzebub.
00:08:57Is the devil crying?
00:08:59Wow.
00:09:00What is it?
00:09:02Oh, I was just wondering where you got this book.
00:09:04A spirit bequeathed it as an offering from the dark lord.
00:09:08A dark lord queefed it on you?
00:09:10What does that mean?
00:09:11Can I borrow it?
00:09:12No, this isn't a library.
00:09:14I know, it's a lesbrary filled with creepy old laities.
00:09:20Don't worry, look into the future.
00:09:22You'll see me rejoin this book.
00:09:25Remy!
00:09:26Remy!
00:09:27Remy!
00:09:29Remy!
00:09:30Whoa.
00:09:31Hey, buddy.
00:09:32What's up?
00:09:33You don't look so good, man.
00:09:35Guys, check it out.
00:09:37What's that?
00:09:38That is the book of Beelzebub.
00:09:40The key to saving the park.
00:09:42Wait, what?
00:09:43Dude, I don't get it.
00:09:44Look, people travel across the world to see the face of Jesus on a tortilla, right?
00:09:48Huh?
00:09:48Well, the same people will come to the park in droves to see Jesus' enemy cry like a pussy.
00:09:54Still ain't gonna save the park.
00:09:56Come on, Kurt.
00:09:57Doesn't this park mean anything to you anymore?
00:10:00Honestly?
00:10:01Not really.
00:10:01Kurt, you lost your virginity right there on this ride.
00:10:05Augie tried to lose his virginity there with the strongman.
00:10:07That's why you should care about this place, man.
00:10:10Whatever.
00:10:11Hey, bro, can I get a mint?
00:10:13No.
00:10:14Come on.
00:10:15I'm always lending you stuff, and you never pay me back.
00:10:18Don't bust my balls.
00:10:19Just give me a mint.
00:10:20All right, look.
00:10:21If you promise to hit me back, I'll give you one of my La Petite Mints.
00:10:27Okay.
00:10:28I promise to give you one back.
00:10:29So you currently have mints in your possession?
00:10:31I have a pack of mints in my pocket right now.
00:10:33I just happen to like Remy's flavor better.
00:10:35All right.
00:10:36Well, just swear on the book of Beelzebub.
00:10:38Fine.
00:10:38I swear.
00:10:39Give me your hand.
00:10:40Why?
00:10:41Blood oath.
00:10:42Ow!
00:10:42Jeez.
00:10:43Who does that anymore?
00:10:46Uh, by the smitten brow of Beelzebub, this oath doth bind me.
00:10:52May I keep its sacred words, or Beelzebub will find me.
00:10:55Yes.
00:10:56It's official.
00:10:58Wow, fuck.
00:10:59Finally.
00:11:01Hmm.
00:11:02Oh, now that's a refreshing mint.
00:11:04That's what I'm talking about.
00:11:05Yes, I'm aware of that.
00:11:06Now give me one of yours.
00:11:07Ah, yes.
00:11:08Of course.
00:11:10Hmm.
00:11:10Wait a minute.
00:11:11That's weird.
00:11:13Oh, man.
00:11:14I thought I had my mints, but I guess I don't.
00:11:17Sorry.
00:11:17I guess I can't honor my oath.
00:11:19Oh, typical Kurt.
00:11:20Promise and don't deliver.
00:11:22Typical Remy.
00:11:23Always keep in school.
00:11:25Uh, guys?
00:11:26You made an oath.
00:11:27Who cares?
00:11:28You swore on devil shit.
00:11:29Fuck devil shit.
00:11:30Look out.
00:11:31Whoa.
00:11:31Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:11:32What's going on?
00:11:34Everything's going in.
00:11:35Hey, Kurt.
00:11:36Hey, help me.
00:11:37Hold on.
00:11:38What the hell's going on?
00:11:39What the fuck?
00:11:40Is this one of your bullshit tricks, Remy?
00:11:42This is a prank.
00:11:43I'm going to fucking kill you.
00:11:45Peace out.
00:11:49What just happened?
00:11:50I don't know.
00:11:50Jesus Christ.
00:11:51I have no idea what I just saw.
00:11:52What did you do?
00:11:53What are you talking about?
00:11:54What did I do?
00:11:54I didn't conjure up a vortex.
00:11:56Kurt just got sucked into another dimension, Remy.
00:11:58Oh, really, Augie?
00:11:59I thought that portal went to Barnes & Noble.
00:12:01We got to go in after him.
00:12:02Kurt wouldn't go in after me.
00:12:03Yeah, he would.
00:12:04He's your friend.
00:12:05I hate friends.
00:12:06You were the one that made it a blood oath.
00:12:08All right.
00:12:09Let's go.
00:12:10This mysterious portal better be quick.
00:12:12What is that?
00:12:34I wish we were at Barnes & Noble.
00:12:53I'm not being a pussy.
00:13:05That was really scary, right?
00:13:06I'm so scared.
00:13:07My shit just shit its pants.
00:13:09Where are we?
00:13:10I don't know.
00:13:11Why do you act like I've done this before?
00:13:13What are those things?
00:13:14Look, it's Kurt.
00:13:15I'm an American.
00:13:16Jack, get your heads off me.
00:13:17Don't waterboard me, dude.
00:13:18Where are we?
00:13:25We're screwed.
00:13:26Who are those people?
00:13:28Stop.
00:13:28Holy shit, dude, we gotta hide
00:13:51I will have a pepperoni pizza
00:14:01There ain't no pepperoni pizza
00:14:04Oh, I'm sorry, but it does say Pizza Hut and Taco Bell, so I thought maybe I could get some pizza as well
00:14:10It says pizza, and it says taco, but we only got taco
00:14:15You're being tortured
00:14:18Oh, all right
00:14:19Order another pizza
00:14:20I think I see where this is headed
00:14:21Just order the damn pizza
00:14:23All right, we'll have a pizza with extra cheese, please
00:14:26There ain't no pizza
00:14:27You can have a chalupa, burrito, chiro
00:14:32Now it does say Pizza Hut Taco Bell
00:14:35Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:14:35Welcome to hell
00:14:36Oh my God, we're in hell
00:14:39Leg of fire
00:14:40If you lend him a pen, he chews on it
00:14:43Leg of fire
00:14:43Fat guy with the nickname Tiny
00:14:46Leg of fire
00:14:47Lunch?
00:14:49Damn man, we got 20 minutes before break
00:14:51Ah, who's gonna know?
00:14:52Sometimes I think your heart's not endless anymore
00:14:54Sorry man, I'm just going through some fucking life changes right now, you know?
00:14:59I'm gonna throw you in the fucking flame
00:15:00Is that immortal?
00:15:01What the fuck are you doing?
00:15:02Uh, who, us?
00:15:04Uh, just floating around trying to get ham, dude
00:15:08Spring break in it
00:15:09Bullshit going on
00:15:12Take him back to processing
00:15:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:15:14Take him to the office
00:15:15Where?
00:15:15Wait, let's talk about this
00:15:17Ouch!
00:15:19Hey!
00:15:19Come on!
00:15:20Ouch!
00:15:22Ouch!
00:15:22Oh, okay, okay!
00:15:27Please remove all religious paraphernalia
00:15:29If you're a priest or a nun, that's just really funny because you wasted your life
00:15:34Enjoy your stay in hell and remember you're here for a reason or you're Jewish
00:15:38Pick up after yourself, your mother doesn't live here, if she does, she was a whore
00:15:43What is this place?
00:15:52Wait
00:15:53What the fuck is that thing?
00:16:00Remy?
00:16:00Remy!
00:16:01What?
00:16:01There's nobody here
00:16:02Ouch!
00:16:06I don't know, Aki
00:16:07This place is incredible
00:16:10No, Remy, don't touch anything
00:16:12This is stranger danger all around us
00:16:14Now, everyone, eat your own genitals
00:16:18Stop!
00:16:19Oh, we already ate them
00:16:20Well, throw up your genitals and eat them again
00:16:23Our budget is out of control
00:16:26And I've got a report here that says we're making lost souls walk over warm coal
00:16:34Uh, they're pretty hot
00:16:35I walked over there myself, it felt like a freaking foot massage
00:16:39We've all had to cut corners
00:16:41Even the gluttons are beginning to look anorexic
00:16:44Our dental plan is a steep deductible
00:16:46Our union hasn't had a sacrifice in three years
00:16:49The reason that shit's all fucked up is because we're not paying our people right
00:16:53Yeah!
00:16:53Yeah!
00:16:54Our team!
00:16:54Hell yeah, nigga!
00:16:59Dude, I can't believe you used the N-word
00:17:01What?
00:17:02No, I can say it down here
00:17:03Right, down here's okay
00:17:04All of you, get the fuck out of here!
00:17:07He is being a real bitch today
00:17:21Gloria, hold my calls
00:17:25Hump day
00:17:27The lunchroom fridge will be cleaned out on Friday
00:17:30They should at least give us till Monday
00:17:32If you leave any food, drinks, or containers in this
00:17:35My spring rolls?
00:17:36They will be thrown out
00:17:37That's my food! It's still good!
00:17:39What?
00:17:39P.S. You also have a time-sensitive email from the demons union
00:17:43Oh, demons union! What do they want?
00:17:46They put in a request to have the new mortal tortured and sacrificed
00:17:50Gert's gonna be sacrificed?
00:17:52I've gotta find him
00:17:54Oh, boy
00:17:55P.P.S. Barb's on her way down here from heaven
00:17:57What? She's flying down here right now?
00:18:00I'll tell her you're unavailable
00:18:02No, no, no!
00:18:03Tell her I've cleared my schedule just for her
00:18:06Okay
00:18:07I'm gonna be off the grid for a few minutes
00:18:09Now I'll just rub one out so I don't finish too quickly tonight
00:18:13Ah, shirts and skins with a Z
00:18:27I won't let go
00:18:30I won't let go
00:18:33Hey, Remy, what are you doing?
00:18:34I'm looking for clues to help us find Kurt
00:18:37Ooh, the devil's cell phone
00:18:39That might come in handy
00:18:41Oh, oh, oh, ah!
00:18:43She's in my hand
00:18:45Whoa, the devil's actual devil's brew
00:18:49Oh, oh, oh
00:18:50Huh?
00:18:51Nope
00:18:55Augie!
00:18:57Are you okay?
00:18:58Huh?
00:18:59Waaaah!
00:19:00Haha, yeah, motherfucker!
00:19:02That's the reeeel shit!
00:19:04More. More! I need more, please
00:19:05Please give me more
00:19:06I drink a pinyass blood for another sip of that BLUE
00:19:10Unneeded in sodomen
00:19:12If heaven's right that I wanta be wrong in hell with this sweet, sweet ambrosia
00:19:16Sweet, sweet, sweet ambrosia.
00:19:25Love's secret.
00:19:32Huh?
00:19:37What the hell are you two doing here?
00:19:41We're just trying to save our friend, Kurt.
00:19:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:43You know, just in and out.
00:19:44Really?
00:19:45Who do you think you are, Orpheus?
00:19:48Who's Orpheus?
00:19:50You don't know your Greek mythology, do you?
00:19:54Orpheus, the mortal who came down to hell to rescue his wife? Anyone?
00:19:59Man, public education. No wonder the Chinese are kicking her ass.
00:20:03Wait, so he finds mortals and rescues them from hell?
00:20:06Because you know what we do to mortals in hell.
00:20:09Bob is on her way down to your office. I told her she can't go in unannounced.
00:20:12Damn! Look, I'm gonna kill both of you. But I need some time alone with an angel first. So sit over here and enjoy your last few moments alive. It's gonna be great. You're gonna love it.
00:20:22Take your time.
00:20:23Yeah, no hurry.
00:20:24Alright, see you in a few.
00:20:25Alright, see you in a few.
00:20:26Ah!
00:20:27Ah!
00:20:28Ah!
00:20:29I've been loving you for so long. I don't know if it's right or wrong. I've been loving you for so long. I've been loving you for so long. I don't know if it's right or wrong.
00:20:47Yeah!
00:20:49Whoa, look at this new style of yours. You're quite the dandy.
00:20:55That's a real statement.
00:20:59Wow! You really look good, huh?
00:21:01Oh, you.
00:21:02you how do you do it low carbs and porn barb you got nice ones oh see i'm not wearing a bra either
00:21:10no your wings have you had work done on your wings no they're gorgeous oh devil stop it
00:21:18i have a little problem i want to help so bad somehow i have to find and extract two mortals
00:21:26from unauthorized damnation within your jurisdiction two mortals huh if i find them for you what's my
00:21:33reward if you find them i'll do things with you that would make the internet lush
00:21:44this is my lucky day look over there barb mini golf wait uh hold on keep looking
00:21:53what god work machine you know what stop just stop wait barb uh where are you going i'm flying
00:22:03back to heaven don't text me until you've found the two mortals wait barb i i love you good luck
00:22:13gloria i need you to put out an apv on those two mortals and make it clear that if they're not found
00:22:19i will rip every demon's head off do you have any idea where they're heading i might have told them
00:22:26about orpheus a little attention demons there are two mortals are the loose in hell so if everyone
00:22:36could put down your spears and look around your work area repeat two mortals did we just get name
00:22:41checked by hell's public address system one is a normal looking guy and the other one looks like he only eats
00:22:47dough that seemed a little mean anybody whoa augy augy check it out a gondola let's go
00:22:55we are deploying all demons to locate and capture the two mortals they are on their way to find orpheus
00:23:18we're gondola in 60 seconds boo what gone in 60 seconds is a movie about you eating a wedding cake
00:23:24you know where we're going let's find orpheus i got idea for another great punishment imagine this
00:23:30hot girl she asks you out she's like hey let's go do bikram yoga you go you do yoga it's hot it's
00:23:36sweaty she looks great she shows you every major flexibility that she has sweaty in all the right
00:23:42places what they call that one move dog down she can get her feet behind her ears she can put her
00:23:47legs behind her fucking neck and walk home on her ass oh she's making her body into that alphabet
00:23:54right there on that yoga mat a b c d and she's spelling out of course she is while you're doing yoga
00:24:00which sucks for you but you're gonna do it because you're gonna get to this hot girl after oh i love
00:24:04that another night good night i gotta go home what so you do yoga day after day and no sex that would
00:24:11be the ultimate punishment for any man that's a great punishment i've always feared that i was meant
00:24:16to die a virgin like that's my main purpose shut up agi hey does that look like those mortals they
00:24:23found us oh i guess it is throw them in the lake of fire the mortals have been spotted on the devil's
00:24:28gondola come on over here bring back the mortals alive let's go wait two one it's a living
00:24:37you're not going anywhere okay i'm gonna fuck you two up where are you gonna go now hold on there he is
00:25:01get him kill him no my mints hey everybody we got that grating mints
00:25:12hold on you like getting stabbed i'll cut that little fish of yours maybe i'll make a bigger mouth
00:25:31oh
00:25:42here you want a soda pop oh i wouldn't say no
00:25:46it's flat you got a flat soda you got me here you want some neapolitan ice cream oh thank you
00:25:53all right here oh now someone seems to have eaten all of the chocolate and vanilla yeah that's right you
00:25:58just drink some of this milk not usually a milk drinker oh it's quick it's yeah it's strawberry
00:26:08quick not even chocolate quick no it's that strawberry crap it's not fun welcome to hell
00:26:13let's see alumni association no thanks starving children fuck you devil sal and dave called to say
00:26:25they lost the two mortals you were looking for i think bob's gonna be disappointed damn it i'm surrounded
00:26:32by idiots put them through hey boss what are you doing i just did yoga turns out dudes only huge bummer
00:26:43oh good oh good you're finding your core this is good to hear hey once you find your core go find the
00:26:50mortals okay plan of attack let's see if i uh aha gloria i need you to announce the biggest sacrifice
00:27:00at the crossroads that hell has ever seen okay devil then i'll simply wait for the other mortals to come to
00:27:08me
00:27:24now let's see here push this
00:27:29faster than i remember this elevator can't be up to code
00:27:34let's see the last time it was inspected
00:27:42okay void in my bowels you can do this buddy this is for the demons
00:27:51they love this shit let's do this all right everybody prepare to meet our dark lord
00:27:56ta-da oh hell the god alive you're goddamn right the worst of the worst
00:28:03fucking a
00:28:04the hell pig of buck mountain don't love that one the douchiest of all birds that was kind of mean
00:28:12actually the dick of all assholes okay that's enough the guy who fucks your mother and tells you about
00:28:18it always just one step too far where's the fucking mortal hot fuck action to the max that's what i like
00:28:30hot fuck action to the max got a big dick what do you have to say for yourself oh where am i you poor
00:28:40dumb bastard you don't even know what's going on fella you're in hell oh boy and who are you can you
00:28:48believe this guy i'm the fucking devil no one had the decency to torture this guy before i got down here
00:28:57the boys were just hoping to see the master at work i mean you are the man the devil enough
00:29:03ass kissing now which one of these dastardly contraptions shall i use ah perhaps this one oh no no that's our
00:29:14foosball table chief moving on aha get in here okay
00:29:25there tell me of the pain you feel so we may laugh at you uh okay um actually the bouncing up and down
00:29:38is kind of giving me a tickle in a funny spot it is not tickling is this a sibian no i assure you this
00:29:44is a sibian you get off it let me on let me on it's a sibian
00:29:55oh wait a minute guys seriously come on what do you want i'll give you anything please don't do
00:30:09this or god please i'll stroke your shaft and play with your nuts i'll stick my fingers in your ass i will
00:30:17tickle your balls let's check everybody's cock here whose cock is first
00:30:22oh don't do this i'll shut oh god oh
00:30:27kill him all that gots or about who's next shut up or i'll drill your brains and turn you into sex
00:30:36zombies why are you mortals here i uh uh he he found a crying devil book and made our friend take a blood
00:30:42of which i was up for but now i look back on his mistake and he broke the oath that's why we're here
00:30:48not because i why are you looking for orpheus because because orpheus is the only one who can save
00:30:52our friend
00:30:58girl hey you tricked us yeah that's false advertising i know i'm bad but i could still kill you because i'm
00:31:07half demon oh okay take me to orpheus only if you take us to kurt first
00:31:13fuck no um yeah the way i see it you can't find orpheus without us so we've got the upper hand purple
00:31:22lady take me to orpheus hey that's my heart ten nine heart belongs in body oh do you need your little
00:31:33heart seven pretty sure you're gonna die take my liver it's already dead it needs its owner put it
00:31:40back in five oh it's slowing down three two it shouldn't be outside of my bath take your last breath
00:31:51okay okay okay don't kill my friend
00:31:53i saw a white light and then my grandma mommy was there and she was like hey remington would you
00:32:02like a cookie where's orpheus okay okay i got his address in here god crack screen
00:32:08he's in the ancient god the ancient realm it looks like the corner of inferno and martin luther king
00:32:16junior drive it sounds like a good neighborhood do you know where that is
00:32:20dermesa that lying bitch he's been down there this whole time uh everything okay
00:32:27yeah you guys help me find orpheus and i'll get you to your friend kurt yes deal
00:32:32okay everyone keep it down let's get this thing started is that the mortal you're feeding to beelzebub
00:32:46don't worry about it okay i got it handled gang kurt kurt gang hey nobody told me it was bring your
00:32:53mortal to work day oh is that what you think we're here for so you can all make jokes i just got word
00:33:00we're going to start judging pets so dogs can go to heaven you know what that means yes we're getting
00:33:07all the asshole dogs yeah we get like in-bred motherfuckers uh-huh that's a lot of dogs i'm not
00:33:14running a kennel here hey you does everyone have dogs well not everyone i have a cat you know the
00:33:20hardest part about having cats is telling your parents you're gay no hey cut the homophobic
00:33:27shit you got it did you know that azazel over here is gay i'm sorry to out you as anyway now i gotta
00:33:36figure out who's gonna clean up all that dog shit hey bro just let the mortal do it or feed it to
00:33:42the gluttons yeah that's the way to do it all of you get the fuck out of here what what somebody's
00:33:55crazy evil today kurt come sit over here buddy
00:34:04whoa hold on it's gonna get bumpy dima i think we're lost the gps says we're supposed to pass
00:34:12the bail bonds and a wig store
00:34:14these idiots that work for me make a pile of shit and then they say turn it into roses
00:34:25whoa whoa what happened oh that's better bro you just fucking shrunk well that version of me
00:34:31is sort of my business suit keeps the demons in line really devil the computer network is down again
00:34:37i don't need this right now and it can't get here to tomorrow do you know that everything we use here
00:34:43is dell can you believe that uh i would much prefer a mac it's friendlier for creative types you know
00:34:50i consider myself an artist oh an artist like picasso or banksy can i see some work well i do have this
00:34:56one thing that i've been working oh you gotta let me see it it's a blacklight painting and you see here
00:35:01this is a little devil on a dune buggy right and he's flipping off what what is that i can't read
00:35:08your reaction no it's really good interesting thing about this uh it's like a cartoon nope that's a
00:35:14realist painting that's fucking hilarious god do you have any more funny pictures no you don't get
00:35:19to see any more of my art there's your first punishment in hell oh that's you did it to yourself
00:35:25we're almost there we gotta go to the bathroom use a cup
00:35:39this is the way to orpheus
00:35:46what is this place a microbrewery stay behind me keep quiet
00:35:49what the fuck is that thing
00:35:56dermessa you want a party she's been in a 2000 year bender i want you to come on over here and
00:36:02look under my flap please stop is that right mom mom how could you do it all these years i've been
00:36:10searching and he's been down here this whole time he's a face and a deadbeat what orpheus is a poet a
00:36:17noble warrior you're in love with a drink you wouldn't dare open the portal
00:36:28you stupid little bitch devil's brew oh i'll lick your can for 30 more drops
00:36:34stop it stop it i'll fucking kill you you should have told me i'm a swan
00:36:43oh my bottom says meow
00:36:49you fat pillbilly you're letting us through stop it i mean smelly
00:36:57god jima parkour my hand and feet are cops my hand and feet are cops
00:37:03oh no oh mama oh god
00:37:17why are we going down here again kurt right your friend kurt our friend kurt yeah
00:37:23He's not what you think. He's only going to disappoint you, Dima.
00:37:34I'm used to disappointment.
00:37:45It feels like my brain is vibrating in a good way.
00:37:48Best thing about whippets, you'll feel totally fine in 15 seconds.
00:37:51We used to do these at the carnival all the time.
00:37:53So, Devil, what's your story, man? How'd you get down here?
00:38:00I used to live upstairs, you know. Was actually besties with the big man.
00:38:04You mean God?
00:38:05Yes, sir. I was in charge of his armies, too.
00:38:07But they went off to battle, and I was off with the sweet set of wings.
00:38:11Man, there was this angel that was epic in bed. She had a pussy inside her pussy.
00:38:17What? Is that real?
00:38:18Turns out God was dating her, too, so I guess I'm the asshole.
00:38:21So, wait, wait, wait. You're the devil, and have been condemned to hell for eternity for fucking God's girlfriend?
00:38:29Yep.
00:38:30Whoa, it sounds like you got some kind of angel fetish, man.
00:38:32They're going to be the death of me. Check this shit out.
00:38:35Oh, yeah. Wow, what's her name?
00:38:37Barb. I fucking love her, man. But she barely knows I exist.
00:38:42Oh, I doubt that.
00:38:43Oh, man. Those wings are so white and soft.
00:38:49Barb. Why aren't we married?
00:38:53Whoa!
00:38:59Migraines in hell are really bad.
00:39:01I blacked out.
00:39:02Yeah.
00:39:03Don't let me drink Devil's Brew again. Oh, my God.
00:39:08Hey, I didn't have sex with that blue lady, did I?
00:39:10Not in the biblical sense.
00:39:13Whoa.
00:39:13Whoa.
00:39:15This must be the way to Orpheus.
00:39:17What? We're going to swim there?
00:39:18Nope. We're going to take that submersible.
00:39:20Cool.
00:39:24Augie, take this rope and attach it to that hook.
00:39:27Remy, you go inside and man the controls.
00:39:30Come on, hop to it.
00:39:31Jeez, whose side are you on?
00:39:33What? You don't like teamwork?
00:39:35I'm just trying to be positive and build a foundation of trust within the framework.
00:39:38Wow.
00:39:39Oh, yeah.
00:39:43Me strokey. Me have a strokey.
00:39:46Losing motor skills.
00:39:48Tasting pennies.
00:39:50I'm releasing the first cable now, Augie.
00:39:57Damn it, Augie. Get inside.
00:40:01I'll have to adjust the ballast manually.
00:40:05Hey, what happened? I'm so fake interested.
00:40:08Whoa.
00:40:09Whoa.
00:40:09Purple paradise.
00:40:31Come on, you guys.
00:40:32If we're going to get through this, you're going to have to listen to me.
00:40:35I do what I want when I want.
00:40:36Really?
00:40:37Get this off me.
00:40:40You're going to wear this until you learn to listen.
00:40:46Well, dip me in salt and lick my asshole.
00:40:48What?
00:40:49It's a saying I'm trying to get started.
00:40:54Hey, what's this?
00:40:55Yeah, that's my idea, Book.
00:40:57I jot down new punishments I think of as I go about my day.
00:41:00Well, the devil has a little genius pad.
00:41:03Let's see what you got.
00:41:04It's a catapult, right?
00:41:05With poop inside.
00:41:07See, now these here, they're stink lines.
00:41:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
00:41:09Devil, that dude getting sacrificed looks a lot like me.
00:41:12Yeah, my cartoonist is good, huh?
00:41:14Well, you mean that's supposed to be me?
00:41:15Yeah, you're the one being sacrificed.
00:41:17I thought I told you that.
00:41:18Whoa.
00:41:18Whoa.
00:41:19Whoa.
00:41:19Whoa.
00:41:19Whoa.
00:41:19Whoa.
00:41:19Whoa.
00:41:19Whoa.
00:41:20Whoa.
00:41:21Whoa.
00:41:21Whoa.
00:41:21Whoa.
00:41:22Whoa.
00:41:22Whoa.
00:41:23Whoa.
00:41:23Whoa.
00:41:23Whoa.
00:41:25Augie, get your head in the game, man.
00:41:27What's the matter with you?
00:41:28I don't know, Remy.
00:41:29I think I'm in love.
00:41:31Oh, no, no, no.
00:41:32We're coming in too fast.
00:41:34You wouldn't even know what to do with her.
00:41:36Okay, little tubby kid from Goonies.
00:41:3830 degrees to starboard.
00:41:40I got it, Tima.
00:41:41I'll do it.
00:41:42See?
00:41:42We have a connection, Remy.
00:41:44Why is the sublisting?
00:41:46Oh, no.
00:41:47This is really bad, Augie.
00:41:50She said Augie.
00:41:51You're in the friend zone, and you don't even know it.
00:41:53How would you know the friend zone?
00:41:55I've only read about the friend zone in Bomber magazine.
00:41:58See, I love nobody, and that's what makes me a leader.
00:42:01What the fuck is that?
00:42:18This is an RPG nightmare.
00:42:21Where there's no leveling up.
00:42:23Oh, my God.
00:42:24Tima, are you okay?
00:42:25We've crossed over to the ancient realm.
00:42:31Get behind me.
00:42:34You travel the path of Orpheus.
00:42:38Yes, we do.
00:42:40Then know the fate of Orpheus.
00:42:47Get it?
00:42:48This is the fate of Orpheus.
00:42:50I'm still alive.
00:42:51This mech is pretty tits, right?
00:42:53Huh?
00:43:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:43:04Wait, you're Orpheus?
00:43:05I've spent my whole life dreaming of the day I could finally meet you.
00:43:09Well, that's very flattering, but I tried to be up front with all my groupies.
00:43:13I'm not the marrying type.
00:43:15No, we've come to rescue you.
00:43:18You can rescue my sperm from my testes.
00:43:22You guys want to see my digs?
00:43:24Uh, fuck and yes together equals fuck yes.
00:43:28Then fucking yes it is.
00:43:29Let's do this.
00:43:30Orpheus, nice to meet you.
00:43:32I'm Augie.
00:43:32I put Skittles in my cereal.
00:43:35Who is this mushy man?
00:43:37We were told you're an expert at getting mortals out of hell.
00:43:40Ho, ho, ho.
00:43:40Who told you that?
00:43:42Is that true?
00:43:43You're really gonna kill me?
00:43:46Yeah.
00:43:46I thought we had a good thing going on here.
00:43:48We were just bro-ing out.
00:43:50We were, but it says here that you made a blood oath and you broke it.
00:43:55Seriously, a blood oath?
00:43:57Yeah, it was dumb.
00:43:58Nobody does blood oaths anymore, not since that guy fucked a monkey.
00:44:03Well, I...
00:44:04You promised somebody a breath mint and you reneged.
00:44:07Really?
00:44:07Ha, ha, that is lame.
00:44:11But also punishable by death and an eternity in hell.
00:44:15Damn.
00:44:16Seriously?
00:44:17There's nothing you can do.
00:44:18If you'd given him a mint back, you wouldn't even be here.
00:44:22With my ideas for hell, I'm worth a lot more to you alive than dead.
00:44:26Well, yeah, you got a point.
00:44:29Hmm, options, possibilities.
00:44:30You know, I could give another mortal to the Demons Union, spare your life.
00:44:34That's great!
00:44:35What can I do to repay you?
00:44:36Why don't you help me to make this sacrifice a huge event, a spectacle, so big that it might
00:44:44even impress a certain angel?
00:44:49Deal.
00:44:50Deal.
00:44:50That's it?
00:44:51Ha, ha, thank you, devil.
00:44:52Actually, I'm going to need you to sign an initial this and this.
00:44:58It's a non-disclosure agreement.
00:45:00Oh, and anyone working here under my employ needs to pass a urine test.
00:45:04We just did drugs together like an hour ago.
00:45:06I know.
00:45:07I just kind of wanted your piss.
00:45:08Oh.
00:45:16Down here!
00:45:16Down here!
00:45:18No way!
00:45:19That's so rad!
00:45:20Hey, is that a pogo stick?
00:45:29It sure is, bro-me-o.
00:45:30150 jumps yesterday.
00:45:32Give it up.
00:45:32No breaks.
00:45:33What?
00:45:33What?
00:45:34Yeah, yeah!
00:45:35Wait, I thought you said pogo sticks are for pussies.
00:45:38You said what about a pogo stick?
00:45:41Um...
00:45:41You said the pogo stick was a dick, and only a pussy would need to jump up and down on it
00:45:46over and over.
00:45:46No, I didn't say pogo sticks.
00:45:48I said hobo dicks.
00:45:50Why is this woman lying?
00:45:53He's a fat little lesbian that lies.
00:45:56I like pogo sticks.
00:45:57I would never disrespect a pogo stick.
00:45:59This is what you've been doing for the last 2,000 years?
00:46:03You've been down here playing with toys.
00:46:05Check that as a yes.
00:46:07Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:46:08No thank you, Charon.
00:46:09We're fine.
00:46:11That guy thinks his boats are the shit.
00:46:13The wood is rotting.
00:46:14It's a boat only fit for illegal immigrants.
00:46:18I wish he'd just row back to Cuba.
00:46:20I wish he'd just row back to Cuba.
00:46:23Remy Rams, check out my skills, yo.
00:46:25Hell yeah, man.
00:46:28Wow.
00:46:29Pretty cool, huh?
00:46:29That's me.
00:46:30She looks pretty hot.
00:46:31Look how hot I am.
00:46:35That's incredible, man.
00:46:36You painted that?
00:46:37I painted it in post for it at the same time.
00:46:40How do you even physically do that?
00:46:41You're amazing.
00:46:42Remy, I am just like you.
00:46:44I put my underwear on one ball at a time.
00:46:47When did you learn to paint?
00:46:48The moment I was born, I came out of the womb,
00:46:51and I quickly turned around,
00:46:53and I painted my mother's vagina.
00:46:57You guys like the lyre?
00:47:01Is that like a guitar?
00:47:02I don't know.
00:47:03Does a guitar increase the gravity
00:47:04of a pair of woman's panties?
00:47:06Mm-hmm.
00:47:08I could make a tree bone me with this thing,
00:47:10and the trees will bone you here,
00:47:13so be careful.
00:47:14Does this sound right to you?
00:47:15Yeah, that sounds good.
00:47:16A tree will fuck me?
00:47:19When I was a small boy,
00:47:20I was walking through a forest,
00:47:22and a tree tried to overpower me.
00:47:24Oh, really?
00:47:25What did you do?
00:47:26He pushed me on the ground
00:47:27and wrapped his leaves around my face and arms,
00:47:30and then the next thing I knew,
00:47:31a branch was penetrating my ass.
00:47:34Oh, God.
00:47:35Oh.
00:47:35It was a pointy, pointy branch.
00:47:39I mean, did he wear like a leaf condom or anything?
00:47:41No.
00:47:42Just bark.
00:47:44When he was done,
00:47:45he shed his egg corns upon my back.
00:47:48Oh, that's the worst thing I've ever heard.
00:47:52Um, Orpheus, uh,
00:47:56what were you wearing when the tree violated you?
00:48:00You think I asked for it?
00:48:01Were you maybe dressed like a bush?
00:48:04I was dressed like a human being!
00:48:06Oh, Brian, sorry.
00:48:07I'm gonna go and start a shelter for tree rape victims.
00:48:10It's not a joke.
00:48:11Uh, Mr. Orpheus,
00:48:14why have you stayed here if you could leave at any time?
00:48:17Especially with trees like my Uncle Carl.
00:48:20Well, me and my road dogs used to come down here all the time,
00:48:23rescuing virgins,
00:48:24and they'd say,
00:48:25Oh, well, some now, gangster.
00:48:27Let me thank you with my lady parts.
00:48:29Well, if I must.
00:48:30Oh, by the way, this baby's yours.
00:48:32And then I'm just like,
00:48:33I'm out of here, missy.
00:48:35Responsibilities.
00:48:36That shit is zombie walk, man.
00:48:39I'm like black people.
00:48:40I'll take freedom.
00:48:41Preacher, meet the choir.
00:48:44Wow, Orpheus.
00:48:45Don't you ever get lonely down here?
00:48:47You must have once wished you had a family, right?
00:48:50Guess what?
00:48:51No.
00:48:52Fun times we're all having together.
00:48:54You know what else would be fun?
00:48:55Finding Kurt.
00:48:56It's the reason we came down here.
00:48:58Ugh, fine.
00:49:00Whatevs.
00:49:00I can get you wherever you want to go,
00:49:02but first,
00:49:03you must pass
00:49:04the trials of the mortals.
00:49:11Well, I hope you all are ready for a physical challenge.
00:49:17Who wants to see how good I am?
00:49:20Yes, okay.
00:49:21Moving, moving, breathing very hard.
00:49:24Super strong, super speed.
00:49:27Watch me fucking leap so high.
00:49:29Stuck it.
00:49:30I can leap in far to the same...
00:49:33Oh!
00:49:34Fuck me!
00:49:35Oh!
00:49:36It hurts so bad.
00:49:37I'm weak.
00:49:39You know what?
00:49:39You guys are good.
00:49:40Everyone passed.
00:49:42A pluses.
00:49:47Warriors.
00:49:47I've tested your mind and body.
00:49:50Now, the hardest test of all.
00:49:53You must resist that which tears all mortal men apart.
00:49:57Women.
00:49:58In a minute, a super hot sexy bitch is going to come through that door and try to seduce you
00:50:03into telling her the secret word.
00:50:05She will stop at absolutely nothing to get it out of you.
00:50:09You will want to fuck her silly.
00:50:11Trust me.
00:50:11No matter what she does, no matter how long she fucks you, do not give her the secret word.
00:50:17I repeat, do not give it to her.
00:50:20The secret word is Jasmine.
00:50:21Who wants to take their ball sacks and put them in my mouth?
00:50:38Jasmine, Jasmine, Jasmine, Jasmine, Jasmine!
00:50:39Kevin!
00:50:47You all failed to resist her charms.
00:50:50I was watching from a remote monitor in the other room.
00:50:54But you can all move on.
00:50:57Back to my tiki bar!
00:50:58Yes!
00:50:59All right!
00:50:59The one that I built out of that tree that sodomized me.
00:51:04Didn't we pass?
00:51:06I don't understand.
00:51:06I can't believe I've spent my entire life looking for this loser.
00:51:11I just need to find out one thing for sure, and then I can put this behind me.
00:51:15Wait.
00:51:16What?
00:51:19Garçon, these men need some victory juice to pour down our head holes.
00:51:24Let's make a toast.
00:51:25You're rescuing Kurt.
00:51:27No.
00:51:27To all the road dogs who had the courage to leave their pregnant wives.
00:51:31Yeah, fuck them hoes.
00:51:33Orpheus, I bet you like all flavor bitches.
00:51:36The fuck I do.
00:51:38Chinese, Asian, Korean, Pan-Asian, Pan-Korean.
00:51:41Goo-goo guy pan.
00:51:42That's a Cantonese dinner dish.
00:51:44Yeah.
00:51:45You'd fuck a Cantonese dinner dish?
00:51:47Um, yes.
00:51:49Well then, cool.
00:51:50Pfft, no fab bitches.
00:51:53No.
00:51:54Dima?
00:51:55You're the coolest chick ever.
00:51:57You're just like me.
00:51:58If you didn't have a pussy, I'd think you were my son.
00:52:00And if you didn't have a pussy, I'd think you were my dad.
00:52:02Oh, busted.
00:52:05Come on, Orpheus.
00:52:06Get on the real, real.
00:52:08You never fucked a demon?
00:52:09Well, okay.
00:52:11There was just this one.
00:52:13What was it like?
00:52:14So we're in the bone zone.
00:52:15I'm really finding my rhythm.
00:52:17And suddenly she drops the,
00:52:18Oh, let's move into my cottage made of tentacles.
00:52:21And I was like, peace out.
00:52:23Man, I heard she really clumped up.
00:52:25Twinkies just jumped into a mouth.
00:52:27What was her name?
00:52:28Hmm, I barely remember.
00:52:29I believe it was, uh, hmm.
00:52:32Dermessa.
00:52:34Oh, shit!
00:52:35It's my face!
00:52:36You deadbeat dad.
00:52:39All this time, I thought you were being held captive against your will.
00:52:43I convinced myself that is why you never came home.
00:52:46Wait, wait, Dima.
00:52:47Let's talk.
00:52:48You're still gonna take us to Kurt, right?
00:52:50I don't know where he is.
00:52:52Orpheus was supposed to have all the answers.
00:52:54You lied?
00:52:55Of course I lied.
00:52:57That's what demons do.
00:52:59What a purple bitch.
00:53:00How dare you say that to her?
00:53:02Someday she will be my purple wife.
00:53:04I told you she was a liar.
00:53:05Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:53:06Because you're smarter than everybody.
00:53:08I'm Remy.
00:53:09Look at my weird haircut.
00:53:10I wear a corduroy pea coat and listen to dubstep music.
00:53:13Well, I'm tired of it.
00:53:15Women usually do that to me after I make love to them.
00:53:17Ah, gay!
00:53:19Fuck him, Remy.
00:53:20Let's watch my sweet-ass flat screen.
00:53:22I only have the entire Big Mama's House trilogy.
00:53:26Dima!
00:53:36You're pathetic, you know that?
00:53:38Yeah.
00:53:39Where are you even going?
00:53:41Nowhere.
00:53:42I was just looking for you.
00:53:43I still think we could make a great Dima.
00:53:46I don't know why you still believe in me.
00:53:49I come from a lying demon and a selfish mortal.
00:53:51It doesn't change who you are.
00:53:53My dad's like a big jerk, and my mom lied to him about being a woman.
00:53:58Okay.
00:53:59Um, I don't know what to do with that, Augie, but thanks for giving me another chance.
00:54:04Get in.
00:54:10Whoa.
00:54:11Twitter alert from the demon union.
00:54:17What does it say?
00:54:18It's a reminder to tune in and watch the mortal sacrifice tonight at the crossroads.
00:54:24That's where they're gonna sacrifice Kurt.
00:54:27Do you know how to get there?
00:54:27Yeah, it's really close to here.
00:54:29Big Mama, you fooled them again.
00:54:35Would you fuck, Big Mama?
00:54:36Yes.
00:54:37Would you?
00:54:38Bro-dog, I've fucked every woman I've ever met.
00:54:41Except for that smoking angel, Bob.
00:54:43She's the one that got away.
00:54:45What happened?
00:54:46She just wanted to be stupid friends.
00:54:49Ugh.
00:54:50I don't need friends anymore.
00:54:51You know what I mean?
00:54:51I need bros.
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:53You know what I'm saying, man?
00:54:55Wake up.
00:54:55See my bros in the bunk bed above me.
00:54:57Play video games.
00:54:58Then we order some za.
00:55:00We eat it with all of our bros together, high-fiving after each bite.
00:55:03Then we all take a shit together.
00:55:05You have a bathroom with five toilets.
00:55:07Everyone making eye contact while reading Maxim.
00:55:09And the next day we do the same thing.
00:55:11It's the way of the bro, like you said.
00:55:13Well, your way of the bro is a little different than mine.
00:55:16But I hear you.
00:55:17Coming up tonight from the QuickJet Printer Replacement Cartridge Stadium,
00:55:22shirts and skins perform their latest single.
00:55:24Later, mortal Kurt Myers will be sacrificed.
00:55:27Live.
00:55:28Shit.
00:55:29Kurt.
00:55:30What's up?
00:55:31We gotta go.
00:55:33Go where, brah?
00:55:34Orpheus, we gotta save Kurt.
00:55:35Huh?
00:55:36Come on, that's what you do.
00:55:37You rescue mortals from hell.
00:55:39Ugh, I ain't that guy anymore.
00:55:41That's a young man's game.
00:55:43What do you say?
00:55:44One last mission?
00:55:46Sorry.
00:55:46Well, then I gotta go on my own.
00:55:49Why?
00:55:50He's not your friend, man.
00:55:51I'm your friend.
00:55:52You just said it.
00:55:53You wanted to bro out and stare at each other on toilets.
00:55:56I'm sorry, brother.
00:55:58I guess I'm gonna go set five mirrors up in my bathroom
00:56:01and stare at myself as I make the forbidden mud.
00:56:03To the crossroads!
00:56:10Pretend you're rowing to Florida.
00:56:14Of course his boat has a hole in it.
00:56:16What a loser.
00:56:22Augie!
00:56:22Hey, Augie!
00:56:24Hey, Damien, what's going on?
00:56:26Augie!
00:56:27Kurt's gonna be sacrificed.
00:56:29We have to save him.
00:56:30We're handling it.
00:56:31Thank you for your interest.
00:56:32Um, why don't you guys get in my boat?
00:56:36Look, man, I know I was a dick.
00:56:41Just get in.
00:56:43Fine.
00:56:44You want me to say it?
00:56:46I suppose you earned it.
00:56:48I-
00:56:49I love you, man.
00:56:51I never realized how great my friends are
00:56:53until I had that stupid thought that I didn't.
00:56:56Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, middle part.
00:56:58You know, I haven't made it easy on you.
00:56:59Took it for granted.
00:57:00Big clothes.
00:57:01I'll never make this mistake again.
00:57:04Mm-mm.
00:57:05I really need you, dude.
00:57:07I can't do this on my own.
00:57:09You...
00:57:10You need me?
00:57:12Yep.
00:57:23To the crossroads!
00:57:31You're on in one minute!
00:57:33Damn!
00:57:33I hate public speaking.
00:57:35Anyone got a Xanax?
00:57:36Hey, hell is ours.
00:57:38We own this place, am I right?
00:57:39Right, right.
00:57:41I'm the devil.
00:57:42Get out there on that stage
00:57:44and start strutting that shit.
00:57:45Yeah!
00:57:46Hail Satan!
00:57:47I give you the devil!
00:57:50Oh, and, uh, Kurt,
00:57:51we couldn't find any other mortals,
00:57:53so we have to sacrifice you.
00:57:55Sorry.
00:57:55Whoa, that's bullshit!
00:57:56Hold on, wait, wait, wait!
00:57:58Hurts me more than...
00:57:59Okay, thanks, bye.
00:58:01I'm fucked!
00:58:05Woof, woof, woof, woof!
00:58:07USA!
00:58:08USA!
00:58:09USA!
00:58:10USA!
00:58:11USA!
00:58:13Devil, not devil!
00:58:15Switch it over to us!
00:58:16Oh, come on!
00:58:17Devil, you, uh...
00:58:19Oh, we are about to meet our sacrifice!
00:58:24He's not just your average oath-breaker!
00:58:26He's a friendship forsaker!
00:58:28Ow!
00:58:29Oh!
00:58:29You can't do this to me!
00:58:31Ha-ha!
00:58:32Why not?
00:58:33Because we made a deal!
00:58:35Remember?
00:58:36Let me read it.
00:58:39Uh-huh.
00:58:39Boiler plate.
00:58:40Latin.
00:58:42Legalese.
00:58:42Read it out loud!
00:58:43I will not sacrifice Kurt
00:58:45if he helps me put on a real special show
00:58:47to impress Barb the Angel.
00:58:49Aha!
00:58:50Oh, bullshit!
00:58:51What the hell?
00:58:52You're right.
00:58:53It's all right here.
00:58:54Oh!
00:58:55That is beautiful!
00:58:56Kurt!
00:58:58Yeah?
00:58:58When is a contract not a contract?
00:59:02When it's eaten!
00:59:03Oh, devil, you are a piece of shit.
00:59:08Oh!
00:59:12Oh, no.
00:59:13Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:59:14I guess your contract is now null and void.
00:59:17Oh!
00:59:18Oh!
00:59:19Oh!
00:59:20You all right there, devil?
00:59:21Sound a little gassy.
00:59:23Almost feels like I ate a bad burrito or something.
00:59:26Yikes!
00:59:27Not good.
00:59:28Ah!
00:59:29Demons!
00:59:30Continue with the sacrifice.
00:59:32Stomach!
00:59:33Let me introduce you to the toilet.
00:59:35You two should get a long break!
00:59:40Hey!
00:59:41Ow!
00:59:44Get off me, man!
00:59:46Oh!
00:59:47Okay, guys, come on.
00:59:47Aw, shit!
00:59:57Those demons want blood.
01:00:01I know how this song ends.
01:00:03No!
01:00:04They're gonna kill him!
01:00:05How do we get past those guards?
01:00:06I got this one.
01:00:08There's nothing hornier than a demon in hell.
01:00:24Ooh!
01:00:25You'll be a woman to me
01:00:30Because I like what I see
01:00:33Oh!
01:00:34You'll lay across in your knees
01:00:36You'll make me stay pretty
01:00:38You'll make me feel like a man
01:00:42I'll take as much as I can
01:00:45Oh!
01:00:46Oh!
01:00:49Oh!
01:00:49Oh!
01:00:50Oh!
01:00:50Oh!
01:00:50Oh!
01:00:50Oh!
01:00:51Oh!
01:00:51Oh!
01:00:51Oh!
01:00:51Oh!
01:00:51Oh!
01:00:51Oh!
01:00:52Oh!
01:00:52Oh!
01:00:52Oh!
01:00:53Oh!
01:00:53Oh!
01:00:54Oh!
01:00:54Oh!
01:00:55Oh!
01:00:55Oh!
01:00:56Oh!
01:00:57Oh!
01:00:58Oh!
01:00:59Oh!
01:00:59Oh!
01:01:00Oh!
01:01:00Oh!
01:01:01Kurt!
01:01:01Hey!
01:01:02Help me!
01:01:03Kurt!
01:01:03Hey!
01:01:04Kurt!
01:01:04Wait!
01:01:05What?
01:01:05What?
01:01:06Guys!
01:01:07How the fuck did you get down here?
01:01:09We came down to save you!
01:01:10Yo!
01:01:11What up?
01:01:12There's my sweet baby boy!
01:01:13Hey!
01:01:14Oh, mama missed you!
01:01:15Easy, Augie!
01:01:16Who's she?
01:01:17Who's she?
01:01:18The devil's coming back!
01:01:19The devil's gonna sacrifice me!
01:01:20You gotta get me out of here!
01:01:21All right, let's go!
01:01:22Nobody mentioned anything about his diarrhea!
01:01:29What the fuck are you doing?
01:01:31Um...
01:01:32Make a fire!
01:01:33No!
01:01:34No!
01:01:35No!
01:01:36No!
01:01:37No!
01:01:38No!
01:01:39No!
01:01:40No!
01:01:41No!
01:01:42No!
01:01:43No!
01:01:44No!
01:01:45Fuck!
01:01:46Keep the fan on in there!
01:01:47Well, well!
01:01:48What do we have here?
01:01:49Um, can we get that bridge back?
01:01:52If you answer yes to any of these questions, you may have an enlarged prostate.
01:01:57Do you have difficulty urinating?
01:01:59Yes.
01:02:00Weak stream?
01:02:01Yes.
01:02:02Dribbling?
01:02:03Yes.
01:02:04Painful urination?
01:02:05Yes.
01:02:06Pussy yellow discharge?
01:02:07Yes.
01:02:08If you answered yes to all of these questions, go immediately to the hospital.
01:02:11No.
01:02:12Okay.
01:02:13In addition to one mortal, we are also going to sacrifice the daughter of Orpheus!
01:02:19Sing!
01:02:20My daughter?
01:02:21You want that Orphe?
01:02:22Mm-hmm.
01:02:23Tough beans.
01:02:24Oh, shit.
01:02:25I've got to save her!
01:02:26What?
01:02:27Ugh!
01:02:28Oh, fuck me.
01:02:29Ugh.
01:02:30Ugh.
01:02:31Ugh.
01:02:32I don't know.
01:02:33Where the hell is my phone?
01:02:35And an extra order of dipping sauce.
01:02:36Give me that!
01:02:37Oh!
01:02:38God!
01:02:39Oh, but I gave him my Predator!
01:02:41I told you to stop calling me.
01:02:46I know, I know.
01:02:47But I thought you'd like to know that I found the two mortals you're looking for.
01:02:52No way.
01:02:53You're just saying this to get me to come down there.
01:02:55Oh no, I promise it's true.
01:02:57How do I know?
01:02:58Prove it.
01:02:59Uh, you know what?
01:03:00I'll take a picture with my phone and send it to you.
01:03:03Out there.
01:03:04And...
01:03:05Sending.
01:03:07What?
01:03:08It's a dick pic.
01:03:10Sorry.
01:03:11Wrong picture.
01:03:12Sending.
01:03:13Oh, my devil.
01:03:15It is the mortals.
01:03:16I said I would find them for you, and I did.
01:03:19I'll be right there.
01:03:20Get ready for some sweet devil-loving.
01:03:22Hello?
01:03:25Shirts and skins, you're next!
01:03:26Last rehearsal!
01:03:27Do-Wap-Tidi-Tidi do-Wap-Tidi-Tidi do-Wap-Tidi di-zi-
01:03:34She's my angel...
01:03:38angel...
01:03:39She-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ya-a-a-a.
01:03:47Yeah!
01:03:48I'm a big fan!
01:03:49Oh that's great man.
01:03:50Super cool.
01:03:51Yees.
01:03:52Want me to sign something for ya?
01:03:54Will you autograph my fist with your face?
01:03:56Ah, sure, man.
01:03:58Hi-yah!
01:03:59Oh, God.
01:04:00Oh, shit. God, fuck me.
01:04:02Hmm.
01:04:03I came by to inform you that the concert has been rescheduled.
01:04:06The good news is, you're all still getting paid and laid.
01:04:09Cool.
01:04:10Yes.
01:04:11Oh, fellas, please leave your costumes.
01:04:13And there is an assortment of groupies waiting outside to suck your dicks.
01:04:18Fuck yeah, Doc!
01:04:19My dick's gonna be a strong...
01:04:21Word.
01:04:22Okay, demons and damned.
01:04:24Before we sacrifice any mortals,
01:04:27I'd like to introduce to you my favorite boy band.
01:04:32Shirts and skins!
01:04:34With a Z.
01:04:35Woo-hoo!
01:04:36Oh, wow!
01:04:38That's the way to do it!
01:04:44What?
01:04:44That's just shirts.
01:04:46Where the fuck is skins?
01:04:47Look, I'm sorry.
01:04:48The rest of the band is stuck in traffic.
01:04:52So I'm gonna rock three times as hard!
01:04:54Yeah!
01:04:55Yeah!
01:04:56As a young boy, I found solace in the forest wild and free.
01:05:03Till that fateful day, youth was ripped away neath the boughs of an old oak tree.
01:05:10He wrapped his leaves around my fragile frame and thrust me to the grass.
01:05:16Now my face did blanch as his mighty branch did penetrate my ass.
01:05:24Now when a tree comes in the forest, tell me, do you think it makes a sound?
01:05:30No, you'll only hear the wail of a broken, tired lion, but up on the ground.
01:05:38My life and ass both splintered and my sphincter torn and loose.
01:05:45So I mourn for my lost innocence and for all that's pure and good.
01:05:52And I mourn the day, I mourn the painful meaning of...
01:05:55...Morning Wood.
01:05:57...Morning Wood.
01:05:59...Morning Wood.
01:06:02...Morning Wood.
01:06:16Ha ha!
01:06:17What is this shit?
01:06:19Surprise, surprise!
01:06:21It is I.
01:06:23Orpheus!
01:06:26You thought I was someone else, but I'm not someone else.
01:06:29I'm Orpheus, the guy that you didn't think I was, but I am now.
01:06:35Yeah, I get it.
01:06:35It's called a disguise.
01:06:37You put it on, I thought you were someone else.
01:06:38No more explaining.
01:06:40I can't believe you made it.
01:06:41Yeah, you said you were retiring from saving mortals.
01:06:44I did, but I never said anything about retiring from saving half-mortals.
01:06:49Really?
01:06:51You came back here for me?
01:06:52Yes.
01:06:53Look, I know I wasn't the best father and I wasn't around for you.
01:06:57And I really regret that.
01:06:59Oh, Dad, that's so sweet of you to say.
01:07:02Mm, yes.
01:07:03Mm, ah, sweet lips.
01:07:06Oh, oh, this isn't that.
01:07:08Oh, I may have slightly misread that situation.
01:07:11Yeah.
01:07:12Uh, we haven't actually done a DNA test, so there's still a possibility that this isn't totally disgusting.
01:07:18No.
01:07:19No matter.
01:07:20I love you, daughter.
01:07:21Okay.
01:07:22Let's get out of hell.
01:07:24I'm going to get out of hell.
01:07:26I don't know.
01:07:29I don't know when you're hurt.
01:07:30What?
01:07:34Give me that.
01:07:43Ha ha, I win.
01:07:48It's time for BAM the sacrifice.
01:07:52Crucify him.
01:08:00Oh, Bob, the one that got away.
01:08:11Oh, yeah, slutty angel.
01:08:16She's on the wrong side of 40.
01:08:21Mama.
01:08:25Wish I was that poor.
01:08:30Look, here's your mortals.
01:08:38Ortiz, that song about getting raped by trees, it was so beautiful and personal.
01:08:45You're such a sensitive artist.
01:08:47Barb, I'm a sensitive artist, too.
01:08:51What the hell?
01:08:53Look at the painting I did of you.
01:08:56It's a blacklight painting.
01:08:57Of me on a dune buggy.
01:09:03Jeez Louise.
01:09:12Morpheus isn't going down easy.
01:09:17Here she is.
01:09:19We need more ammunition.
01:09:22You're not gonna kill him, are you?
01:09:23Start folding t-shirts.
01:09:25You're scary, girl.
01:09:27Ha ha ha.
01:09:28Oh ho.
01:09:30Darling, I've traveled many, many miles to find you.
01:09:34You have?
01:09:35Yes.
01:09:36I've tried to fight off my feelings, but the head can't tell the heart where to go.
01:09:40What do you say?
01:09:41You, me, and my penis get hitched and fly off into the sunset.
01:09:45Oh.
01:09:45The only thing that matters is, Barb, do you want to spend the rest of our life together?
01:09:51They all said that our love stood not a chance.
01:09:57That our hearts could never keep it in their pens.
01:10:03But when my penis saw your sweet vagina standing across the room.
01:10:09What is this, Jersey Boys?
01:10:11My scrotum did a backflip, and my lonely balls did swoon.
01:10:17I hate musicals.
01:10:18Mama Mia wasn't bad.
01:10:20Now it's clear that this love was meant to be.
01:10:26My vagina.
01:10:28My penis.
01:10:29You and me.
01:10:30Stop singing!
01:10:33Oh, shit.
01:10:34Oh, no!
01:10:35The demons want blood!
01:10:37We gotta get out of here, now.
01:10:38Hurry up.
01:10:38Grab a fistful of white.
01:10:40Hold on.
01:10:42Load me up.
01:10:44Wait for me.
01:10:46Audrey.
01:10:47Barb, you gotta go back.
01:10:48Grab on, tubby.
01:10:49You don't have to call me that.
01:10:50Reach with your sausage fingers.
01:10:53Come on, honey.
01:10:54Pretend we're made out of cookie dough.
01:10:56I got it.
01:10:56Go!
01:10:59Die, Orpheus.
01:11:02Look out!
01:11:06Oh, shit.
01:11:08Barb.
01:11:08Fucking T-shirt.
01:11:10No!
01:11:14We're gaining speed.
01:11:15We gotta wake her up.
01:11:17She's out cold.
01:11:18Barb, wake up.
01:11:20Do something, Remy.
01:11:21Slap her harder.
01:11:23Try the back of your hand.
01:11:25Oh, no.
01:11:30Oh, fuck me.
01:11:36What's that sound?
01:11:50It's a sex offender alert.
01:11:53Cool app.
01:11:54Shh.
01:11:55Quiet.
01:11:55Quiet.
01:11:55Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
01:12:12Holy shit.
01:12:13These trees are alive, man.
01:12:14Careful down here.
01:12:15There are trees who think no means yes.
01:12:18Just don't stop running.
01:12:19Wait.
01:12:20Where's Barb?
01:12:25Help.
01:12:27Help.
01:12:28I have to go back for Barb.
01:12:30Dad, no.
01:12:31We'll catch up to you.
01:12:34There.
01:12:35Head for the cave.
01:12:36I'm coming, Bob.
01:12:38Hold on.
01:12:40Were you trying to hit her, boss?
01:12:42I mean, you shot her right between the eyes.
01:12:45She's probably fine.
01:12:47She's an angel.
01:12:49It was a good shot if you meant to hit her.
01:12:52Knock it off.
01:12:53Focus.
01:12:55Oof.
01:12:55Ugh.
01:12:56What's that smell?
01:12:59True heroes to have laid such a costly sacrifice upon the altar of freedom.
01:13:05Well, yeah, but that's what you get for chasing pussy.
01:13:11Ow.
01:13:11Stitching up your wing.
01:13:13This is the stitching up your wing, so...
01:13:15Barb, look out.
01:13:16Don't you touch her.
01:13:17What?
01:13:18No.
01:13:18I'm helping her.
01:13:19Oh, really?
01:13:23Orpheus?
01:13:24Tree.
01:13:26You look familiar.
01:13:35Orpheus?
01:13:37Orpheus?
01:13:39Yeah, it's me, you diddler.
01:13:41I always hoped I'd run into you someday.
01:13:43I bet you did.
01:13:45No, no, it's not like that.
01:13:47I wanted to apologize for what I did to you.
01:13:50I'm sorry, he's just not going to cut it.
01:13:53Did you ever get my gift basket?
01:13:54No.
01:13:55You're kidding.
01:13:56I tracked the package.
01:13:57Mm-hmm.
01:13:58I understand your anger, but I've done a lot of work in therapy to get better.
01:14:03Is there anything I can do to make it right?
01:14:06When I find Orpheus, I'm going to mount his balls on a stick.
01:14:10There is one thing.
01:14:14Ah.
01:14:16Hey, tree!
01:14:18Have you seen an angel?
01:14:20I did, yes.
01:14:23Well, where is she?
01:14:24Um, she went that way.
01:14:30Oh, okay.
01:14:31Well, good to see you.
01:14:34Keep growing.
01:14:35Yeah, keep growing, tree!
01:14:37What do you want me to do to him?
01:14:40Shed your acorns across his back.
01:14:43My psychologist is going to kill me, but I'll do it.
01:14:48Let us escape to a secret place where I can motorboat those wings.
01:14:52You're so dirty.
01:14:54Hey, does anybody want to stop for some Red Bull and Crystal Meth smoothies?
01:15:02Oh, no!
01:15:03No!
01:15:04No!
01:15:04Oh, shit!
01:15:06Hold on!
01:15:07Like you didn't do last time!
01:15:09Which dude?
01:15:10Come on!
01:15:11Grab on!
01:15:11Pull!
01:15:12No!
01:15:13No!
01:15:14Oh!
01:15:16Ah!
01:15:17Ah!
01:15:19Ah!
01:15:21Ah!
01:15:22Oh!
01:15:22Look, boss!
01:15:26Over there!
01:15:27Huh?
01:15:28There's movement.
01:15:29Let's go!
01:15:30Yeah.
01:15:30What are you...
01:15:31What are you gonna do to me?
01:15:32What do they want from me?
01:15:33No!
01:15:34No, no, no, no!
01:15:38Little pig in the blanket!
01:15:41Uh, that tree is putting on lipstick.
01:15:43Ah!
01:15:44Kurt!
01:15:45Dima!
01:15:45Remy!
01:15:46Are you fucking serious?
01:15:49I hope that's for marshmallows.
01:15:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:15:53Hold on!
01:16:02Bullseye!
01:16:07What the fuck?
01:16:10This is my house.
01:16:11You're gonna screw with me?
01:16:19You had a mint the whole time?
01:16:28What?
01:16:29A mint!
01:16:30I didn't know it was there!
01:16:31It must have been stuck in the lining of my shirt, I swear!
01:16:34Who gives a shit about a stupid mint?
01:16:37A mint?
01:16:38Huh?
01:16:39Don't let him eat that mint!
01:16:41Oh, shit!
01:16:43That's it, Remy! Eat that mint!
01:16:45It's too late!
01:16:46I don't want your mint now!
01:16:47No, no, it's not about that!
01:16:48It'll reverse the curse!
01:16:50It'll get us out!
01:16:51Quick, man, hurry up!
01:16:54Get me that mint!
01:16:55Come on!
01:16:57Put the whole thing in your mouth!
01:16:59Can't reach!
01:17:02Eat it!
01:17:03Get your lips around that mint!
01:17:05I've tried my whole life!
01:17:06Gulp it down!
01:17:07Take all of it down your throat!
01:17:09Make this sound when you do it!
01:17:11It helps!
01:17:12Take all your balls!
01:17:13Demon, quick!
01:17:15Remy, eat it!
01:17:16Eat it!
01:17:17Hurry up!
01:17:18Remy!
01:17:19Yeah!
01:17:20You did it, man!
01:17:21Yeah!
01:17:22I can touch my deck with my tongue!
01:17:23Hey, Remy, look!
01:17:24Huh?
01:17:25Holy shit!
01:17:26What?
01:17:27Ah!
01:17:28That portal's gonna scare me, boss!
01:17:29Yeah, I'm thinking I'll just go back up top!
01:17:30I'm gonna call in a day!
01:17:31No, no!
01:17:32Whoa!
01:17:33Okay, hold on!
01:17:34Wait!
01:17:35Wait!
01:17:36Wait!
01:17:37Tell me where Barb is!
01:17:38No, no, no, no, no!
01:17:41Lynn!
01:17:42Hey, Remy!
01:17:43Hey, Remy!
01:17:44Look!
01:17:45Holy shit!
01:17:46What?
01:17:47That portal's gonna scare me, boss!
01:17:48Yeah, I'm thinking I'll just go back up top!
01:17:49I'm gonna call in a day!
01:17:50No, no!
01:17:51Whoa!
01:17:52Whoa!
01:17:53Whoa!
01:17:54Whoa!
01:17:55Whoa!
01:17:56Whoa!
01:17:57Whoa!
01:17:58Whoa!
01:17:59Whoa!
01:18:00Whoa!
01:18:01Whoa!
01:18:02Whoa!
01:18:03Whoa! Whoa!
01:18:04Wait!
01:18:05Wait!
01:18:06Wait!
01:18:07No!
01:18:08No!
01:18:09Ah!
01:18:10Hello, Devil!
01:18:11Huh?
01:18:12Care for some wine?
01:18:13No thanks!
01:18:14I'm okay!
01:18:15Okay!
01:18:16It's an earthly Bordeaux, and it pairs wonderfully with I'm going to rape you.
01:18:20Look over there!
01:18:21It appears the better man has won!
01:18:22Don't worry, you'll still get a chance to be with her!
01:18:23I will!
01:18:24I'm going?
01:18:25I'm going?
01:18:26I'm going?
01:18:27I'm going?
01:18:28I'm going?
01:18:29I'm going?
01:18:30I'm going?
01:18:31I'm going?
01:18:32I'm going?
01:18:33I'm going to go to Walgreens and buy a shitty Devil mask and fuck her silly while I wear it!
01:18:34Oh, don't!
01:18:35Oh, come on!
01:18:36Sorry Devil!
01:18:37I'm a pretty package with an ugly gift inside!
01:18:38Uh-uh-uh!
01:18:39It appears the better man has won.
01:18:42Don't worry, you'll still get a chance to be with her.
01:18:45I will?
01:18:46I'm going to go to Walgreens and buy a shitty devil mask and fuck her silly while I wear it.
01:18:51Oh, don't! Oh, come on!
01:18:54Sorry, devil. I'm a pretty package with an ugly gift inside.
01:19:06Hail Satan.
01:19:09Hail Satan.
01:19:12Hail Satan.
01:19:17Holy shit! We're back! I love this place!
01:19:25Oh, my God! We did it!
01:19:29God, I miss the smell of cotton candy!
01:19:31Augie, you have a syringe stuck to your face.
01:19:35This place hasn't changed a bit.
01:19:38Definitely an opiate.
01:19:39What?
01:19:43Where have you guys been?
01:19:45Clems!
01:19:46Man, I'm happy to see you.
01:19:47What's going on here?
01:19:49Whose treasure is this?
01:19:50This book is amazing.
01:19:52The devil is the new Jesus.
01:19:54Who knew?
01:19:56Devil tears sell better than dipping dots.
01:19:59Remy!
01:19:59Your idea worked!
01:20:01Yes!
01:20:01Oh, my God!
01:20:03Yes!
01:20:04We did it!
01:20:04Woo-hoo!
01:20:05What are we going to do with all this money?
01:20:07What are we going to do with all this money?
01:20:07Let's go!
01:20:14Let's go!
01:20:17Let's go!
01:20:20One foot in front of the other
01:20:23I don't really want to be
01:20:25Oblivious!
01:20:26Oblivious!
01:20:27Oblivious!
01:20:28Oblivious!
01:20:29Where are all the clouds with the silver lining?
01:20:34Have they blown away?
01:20:36Oh, where are all the clouds with the silver lining?
01:20:42Have they blown away?
01:20:44Oh, my god.
01:20:45Oh, my God.
01:20:47Oh, my God.
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