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00:00Okay, so there isn't really a system for the fridge.
00:10Everything's up for grabs.
00:12Oh, except don't touch the danimals.
00:14Those are smears.
00:18And through here is the living room.
00:21Um, guys, guys, this is Annabelle.
00:24She's crashing with us this weekend from out of town.
00:26What's up?
00:27Hi.
00:28Hello.
00:29They're normally way more fun.
00:31Okay, go put your stuff upstairs.
00:32My room is the one with the complicated energy.
00:35Yeah, you'll find it.
00:39Oh, she seems sweet.
00:40Okay, so Annabelle is pregnant, and she is here for her abortion, which I have, like, zero time for.
00:47I'm sorry, what?
00:47I volunteered to house an abortion teen from out of state because I'm doing my part, but I need you to do your part of my part and watch her this weekend.
00:54It is Tech Week for Popcorn Forest, Paul Baker.
00:57It's my student's recital, and it's a mess.
00:59Like, Abby F. doesn't know how to vogue.
01:01So, babe, this is, like, my one weekend off.
01:03Oh, and I'm bringing Billy in to assistant teach the class.
01:07This is, like, her first time leaving the house since Mr. Teacher.
01:09So, it's like, would you rather her lie in bed all day and listen to the Hurricane Sandy concert?
01:15Because she will do it.
01:16No, I don't.
01:17None of us want that.
01:18But Anton and I have plans.
01:19Like, this is...
01:19Okay, it's fine.
01:20It's fine.
01:20I'll help him.
01:21We'll watch her together.
01:22Thanks.
01:22Thank you so much.
01:24I will thank you in the playbill.
01:25It costs $15.
01:27They really need that.
01:29Wait, you look cute.
01:31Where are you going?
01:32Huh?
01:33Oh, me?
01:34Going upstate for the weekend.
01:36You know, with Carly.
01:37We've been hanging out again.
01:38Ah, upstate.
01:40Wow.
01:41Yeah, it's a big deal.
01:43I bought a sweater.
01:44I'm nervous.
01:45But remember, the first weekend away with someone is very crucial, okay?
01:50Don't samir this.
01:52Okay, don't verb my name at me.
01:55I'm not going to fuck it up.
01:56No.
01:56No.
01:56No.
01:57Of course not.
01:58Never.
01:58Wait, she's coming.
01:59Hey, big, strong girl.
02:01Hi.
02:02Hey.
02:03Hi.
02:04You brushed your hair.
02:06You look so clean.
02:07Guys, I got dumped.
02:08It's not terminal.
02:09Totally.
02:10Okay, wait, why is there a teenage girl stripping your bed?
02:12Oh, that's an Anton and Paul Baker plotline now.
02:14But, uh, we gotta go.
02:15Bye.
02:17Bye.
02:18Bye.
02:19Bye.
02:22Annabelle, put your PJs on.
02:23It's time for bed.
02:24Now ballet run around, ballet run around, ballet run until your popcorn on the ground.
02:52Now sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, sizzle.
02:54Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle.
02:56Now step.
02:57Okay, guys, eyes on me.
02:58Eyes on me.
02:59So it's step, twirl, step again, okay?
03:03Great.
03:03That's gorgeous.
03:05Also, Kenzie, if you don't believe your princess colonel, no one will, okay?
03:08Miss Issa, I'm hungry.
03:10Oh, my God.
03:11Madison, I am starving.
03:13Thank God you said something.
03:14Okay, Jack, take my phone.
03:16Get a group order going.
03:17You know what everyone likes.
03:19Okay, fun, right?
03:20Yeah, no, it's, um, it's really elaborate.
03:23I know, they're so good with story structure.
03:25It blows my mind.
03:27I just can't believe it.
03:27Excuse me.
03:28She looks like my mom.
03:30Oh.
03:31Oh.
03:32Um, is she happy?
03:37Billy.
03:38Mm-hmm.
03:38Issa, um, hey, have you got a minute?
03:40Yeah, um, okay, guys, uh, sip some water, rehydrate.
03:44Jack, grab me a spinach roll, because when I come back, we're going to run the woodland
03:47sequence, okay?
03:48Billy, you'll watch them?
03:49Uh, Issa, I don't know if I can.
03:52Issa.
03:57Hi.
04:01Oh, yeah, question.
04:03Are you a stranger?
04:10We've got this, I promise.
04:17Yeah?
04:17Yes.
04:18Guiding troubled youth through hardship is, like, it's really my calling.
04:22My high school guidance counselor was fired, because I basically made him redundant, so.
04:26I thought they caught him filming the swim team changing.
04:28And also, he was filming the swim team changing.
04:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:31Okay, but watch this.
04:32Watch.
04:32Watch this next.
04:35Annabelle.
04:36Annabelle.
04:37Bella.
04:38Belly.
04:38Hi.
04:39So, I don't want to overhype it, but I do think you really lucked out having us as
04:44your abortion dads.
04:45We are very fun.
04:50And low-key.
04:55Cool.
04:56Um, so, uh, your appointment's tomorrow at noon, but I thought maybe before then we
04:59could do a little spa day, you know?
05:01I want pizza, and I want to see Wicked.
05:05Um, well, we can't, I don't think we can afford Wicked, to be honest.
05:09But what can you afford?
05:12Um, just, uh, the pizza.
05:15Uh, and, uh, there's a Froyo place where you can pay by weight.
05:18Yes.
05:19We can afford that.
05:20Okay.
05:20Yes.
05:21My friend came to New York for her abortion.
05:23She got to see Sarah Jessica Parker's house.
05:26Oh.
05:26So, I mean...
05:27I don't know who that is.
05:29What?
05:31Well, can I see where 9-11 was filmed?
05:37Okay, so, you know I'm obsessed with licorice pizza.
05:39Popcorn Forest.
05:40Right.
05:41It's just now the board is beginning to worry.
05:43The board?
05:43About what?
05:44The kids literally wrote the show themselves.
05:46It's exactly that, it turns out.
05:48Troy.
05:48These recitals aren't really for the kids.
05:51You know that, right?
05:51It's mainly for the parents, for them to have something to film.
05:54Terribly for Instagram.
05:56No, that's...
05:57You should do Swan Lake again.
05:58It's such a crowd pleaser.
06:00No.
06:01No, no, no, no.
06:02You can't do that.
06:03These kids have worked on this show for months.
06:05Do you know how long months is for a third grader?
06:06It's like half their life.
06:08Isa, I'm sorry, but at the end of the day, your show just isn't that serious.
06:12But Popcorn Forest is deadly serious.
06:15Popcorn Forest is about bail reform.
06:16Isa.
06:17And Ukraine!
06:18It's done.
06:20I'm sorry, it's done.
06:27Thanks for the note, Troy.
06:29I'll take you up on that.
06:34It's the lock-in!
06:35We're doing the lock-in!
06:41Oh, yeah, that's a house.
06:45Yeah.
06:46That's...
06:46It's actually...
06:47It's not even a house.
06:48It's actually...
06:48It's a stunning cabin in the heart of Phoenicia.
06:51Oh.
06:51Yeah, with Debbie R.
06:53She's a super host.
06:54Oh, yeah, she is.
06:55Yeah.
06:57Oh, yeah.
06:57Wow.
06:58That's a plop.
06:59That's a plop.
06:59You got a plop.
07:00Okay.
07:03Yeah.
07:03Yeah.
07:06Wow, I haven't been upstate in, like, five years.
07:09I feel the air is just, like, better up here.
07:14So, um, what should we do?
07:17Uh, just, like, nature stuff.
07:20Nature stuff?
07:21Nature stuff.
07:28I'm gonna go for a Chanel.
07:30Okay.
07:31Okay.
07:34I'm just gonna be here, reading The Case for Nationalism.
07:38Oh.
07:38Ooh.
07:40Debbie.
07:45Why is it square?
07:47Actually, Annabelle, Sicilian is having a moment.
07:49Yeah.
07:50That's true.
07:51Yeah.
07:51So do you just, like, agree with everything he says?
07:55Hmm?
07:56Oh, no.
07:56No, this is my favorite spot.
07:58Because, you know, he's probably not that cool, right?
08:01He's just kind of cool relative to you.
08:05Oh, my God.
08:06Jesus.
08:07You finished?
08:09That was delish, right?
08:10Let's go get some pedicures.
08:11I didn't come all the way to New York for a pedicure.
08:13I can get my nails painted back home.
08:15Wow.
08:16Something you can get done back home.
08:18Okay.
08:18Hey, real quick.
08:19Oh, my God.
08:19Wow.
08:19Crazy.
08:20Okay.
08:21Yeah.
08:22Hey, I don't know what's happening here, but we're gonna bring the temperature down.
08:25Yeah.
08:25We can't let her get to us.
08:26I know, but this never happens, okay?
08:28Teenagers are usually obsessed with me.
08:29But this one is just, like, vile.
08:32I know.
08:33But she's clearly just going through it right now.
08:35But in the meantime, we gotta stay strong.
08:37It's you and me.
08:38Okay?
08:38We are Mount Everest.
08:39We are solid, unshakable.
08:43Tall.
08:44You're right.
08:44Okay.
08:45I'm calm.
08:47And I'm tall.
08:48Yeah, we can't let a 16-year-old break us.
08:50Right?
08:51Fine.
08:51Yeah.
08:51So, do you guys smoke weed, or do you dress like slobs just for the sake of it?
08:59No popcorn, no peace!
09:02No popcorn, no peace!
09:03He's open the door.
09:05No popcorn, no peace!
09:06No popcorn, no peace!
09:08Okay, guys, louder and prouder!
09:10Except for you, Hayden, you're doing great!
09:12He's not verbal.
09:14He's, he's, uh, what exactly is the plan here?
09:17Okay, well, I stole the studio keys.
09:19Oh, my God, no one's getting in.
09:20And we have some juice boxes in the mini-fridge, because Ava is diabetic.
09:24Thank God.
09:25Okay, Issa, it's just a kid's show.
09:28It is not just a kid's show.
09:31Guys, guys, is Popcorn Forest just a kid's show?
09:35What's Popcorn Forest?
09:37What?
09:38Darren, you literally wrote the final pas de deux.
09:41Okay, Issa, they're gonna call the parents, okay?
09:42You can get fired.
09:44Okay, so?
09:45Why is everything with you, like, oh, my God, what if I get fired?
09:48Oh, my God, what if I get in trouble?
09:49Like, get in trouble, Bills.
09:51Make a mess for something you care about.
09:53Like, throw some crayons at the wall.
10:00Okay, somebody has to take care of this.
10:02Billy, Billy, no, no, no, no, Billy, please stop.
10:05Billy, do not open that door.
10:06Billy, seriously.
10:07Miss Issa, do we live here now?
10:17Madison, I'm obsessed with you, but I'm not in the mood.
10:29Thank you for a wonderful meal, Anton.
10:31Thank you for saying thank you, Paul Baker.
10:36Pass the hot sauce.
10:38Huh, Annabelle, can we try asking that another way?
10:41Maybe with a please?
10:42Could you please shave your shitty porn stash?
10:44You look like you belong on Dateline as a pedophile.
10:47Okay, language, Annabelle.
10:50Suck my bush.
10:52He said language!
10:53Okay, hey, hey, guys, let's cool off.
10:56I hate you two.
10:57I wish I was having this abortion at Sarah Jessica Parker's house.
11:00Okay, Annabelle, we all wish we were having this abortion at Sarah Jessica Parker's house, okay?
11:04With Matthew and Andy and Brooke Shields and Marcy fucking Kline.
11:08Fuck you.
11:09You are the least interesting gays I have ever met.
11:12Hey, he is fluid.
11:14You know what is wrong with you guys?
11:17You think nice is a personality when really it's the absence of one.
11:21And you keep saying your sweater is vintage, but I saw it at Target!
11:27Everest.
11:28Anto, Everest.
11:29Who fucked you, Annabelle?
11:30Shh.
11:31Who fucked you?
11:32Everest.
11:32Target has some nice things!
11:34Everest.
11:35It's a designer collab, Annabelle.
11:36Heard of that?
11:37It's okay.
11:38Okay, she gets it.
11:39Shh, it's okay.
11:51Oh, my God.
12:15Ah.
12:16Fuck.
12:17Where's the plunger, plunger, Debbie?
12:23Um, don't freak out.
12:24I'm starting to freak out.
12:25I'm starting to freak out.
12:26Do not freak out.
12:28I'm chill.
12:29Shit like this happens all the time.
12:31I'm gonna kill myself.
12:35That means nothing to me.
12:36Popcorn United will never be divided.
12:41Popcorn United!
12:43I have it under control.
12:44Do you?
12:45This doesn't look like control.
12:46It doesn't feel like it's in control.
12:47Hi.
12:48Uh, I'm helping out today.
12:50I'm Issa's friend.
12:50I just want to let you know that the kids are perfectly safe.
12:53I didn't know that there was a possibility of them not being safe, Troy.
12:57Yeah, Issa's just a little worked up.
12:58But I know that we can find some common ground here.
13:01Like, um...
13:01Well, tell your friend that we don't want our kids up on stage dressed as popcorn.
13:06Uh-huh.
13:06Okay.
13:06Yeah.
13:07Yeah.
13:07Heard.
13:08Uh, we can definitely change up the wardrobe.
13:10That's actually a really good compromise.
13:12Finally.
13:12A grown-up.
13:14Oh, my God.
13:14Thank you so much.
13:15That actually means a lot.
13:17Um, let's get into it, shall we?
13:19Okay.
13:20So, how do we feel about mimed gun violence?
13:24You know what?
13:25I heard it as soon as I said it.
13:27I'm gonna veto that one.
13:29Hey, Annabelle.
13:31Hey, Anton didn't mean that, okay?
13:37Yes, I did.
13:39Look, we just want to talk.
13:48Hey.
13:51Want to smoke some weed?
13:57I guess I just wanted this to be my weekend in New York.
14:01You know?
14:02Not just the weekend I got an abortion.
14:05Yeah, dude, I totally get that.
14:07When I first moved down here from Canada, my expectations were like, New York fucking city.
14:13You know?
14:14Then everything sucked.
14:16I made no money.
14:18I was sleeping on my buddy's floor on, like, a towel.
14:21I got scabies.
14:23Ew.
14:23From the towel.
14:24Oh, my God.
14:25Yeah, but then I got a job.
14:27I met Issa.
14:28I met Anton.
14:29He's just, like, the coolest person I've ever met.
14:32So, it might seem boring to you right now, but my advice would be to just, just keep an open mind.
14:39You know?
14:39Like, New York can mean a lot of things.
14:43Can I say something?
14:44Yeah, of course.
14:45Yeah.
14:46I don't really know who Sarah Jessica Parker is, either.
14:49That is okay.
14:51It's not okay, but, yeah, let's forge on.
14:54Also, if I'm really honest.
14:57Yeah, of course.
14:58Yeah.
14:59Please.
14:59If I had your lives, I'd abort myself.
15:06Oh, my God.
15:07Fuck you.
15:08I told you.
15:09I, I, I literally told you.
15:10Oh, my God.
15:10Fuck you.
15:11She's yours.
15:12Have fun.
15:14Unlock toilet.
15:15No plunger.
15:18Lubricate.
15:19I.
15:25Please, please, please, please, please, please.
15:28Fuck.
15:29Hey, are you okay?
15:47Yeah.
15:48Yeah.
15:49Hey, my parents want to have you over for dinner tomorrow.
15:52That's so nice.
15:53Yeah.
15:54Can you eat turkey?
15:55Mm.
15:56Please, God.
15:57Please, God.
15:58I'm going to blow my brains.
15:59I'm going to blow my brains out everywhere.
16:00Ow.
16:01I never ask you for anything.
16:02I never fucking ask you for anything, please.
16:09Fuck.
16:18Hi.
16:19Hi.
16:19Hey.
16:21Oh.
16:22You okay?
16:23Uh, I was, I was, I was in the bathroom and something very bad happened.
16:30Oh, no.
16:31Yeah.
16:32And I wasn't going to say anything, but it's, it's just, it's going to affect us all, so.
16:38Oh.
16:39Yeah.
16:39I know.
16:40Oh.
16:40I know.
16:41I know.
16:42I know.
16:43I, I, and then.
16:43I took, I took a big shit.
16:50Sorry, what?
16:51You know, when I went to go freshen up, but then I didn't.
16:54I just took a big shit and I clogged the toilet so bad.
16:58And, and, and I took the toilet brush and I was, I just pushed it.
17:02I just, I pushed it.
17:04Uh-huh.
17:04I pushed it down there.
17:06Yeah.
17:06And then I just took my straightener and I don't know why, but I, I flattened it.
17:12Yeah.
17:13And I was just pressing it.
17:15I was pressing it down like a pancake.
17:18And I tried so hard not to mess this up and then I did.
17:22I did.
17:23I ruined our trip with my shit.
17:24No, you're, you're amazing.
17:27You're.
17:31What?
17:32I thought I was going to ruin it with my shit.
17:35I clogged it too.
17:38I reclogged it.
17:39I, I double clogged it just now.
17:41No, no, you didn't.
17:42Yes, yes.
17:43And then I took conditioner and I tried to put it in as, as lube.
17:46Oh, no, I did.
17:49Wow.
17:49And then I, I got a fork and a knife from the kitchen and Carly, I was just cutting it.
17:56Oh my God.
17:56Yeah, I was just cutting it up.
17:58Wait, no, I should have done that.
17:59Yeah.
18:01Stick with me, I guess.
18:02Those are the kind of ideas I have.
18:09Oh, can I use your toothbrush tonight?
18:12Why, oh.
18:14Yeah.
18:14Justice, if not now, then when?
18:18P.O.P.
18:19Guys, trust me, she's not budging on runtime.
18:22But if you give me a smoke machine, I can probably get her to cut the fight sequence.
18:28Oh, my God.
18:30Let's just fire her.
18:32She clearly doesn't care about this job.
18:34What?
18:35No, Issa loves her job.
18:36It's ridiculous that you have to defend her like this.
18:39What is she?
18:40A child?
18:41This is pathetic.
18:45Justice, if not now, then when?
18:49P.O.P.
18:50P.O.P.
18:51It's a fucking lock-in.
18:52Oh my God.
18:53Wait, how did you get in here?
18:58Oh, what?
18:59Issa, I am so sorry.
19:03You were right.
19:03I was such an asshole.
19:04And this matters.
19:06This really, really matters.
19:09Oh.
19:12P.O.P.
19:13C.O.R.
19:14And Justin, if not now, then when?
19:17P.O.P.
19:18C.O.R.
19:19Oh, okay, guys, protest over.
19:21Great job today.
19:23Your homework for tonight is to watch Erin Brockovich and tell me if I'd like it.
19:27Wait, what are you doing?
19:29What about Popcorn Forest?
19:30What about the protest?
19:31Oh, well, I mean, it's sex.
19:33What am I going to do?
19:34Hold them overnight?
19:36We'll just do something like...
19:38Oh.
19:38Also, I should just keep developing Popcorn Forest.
19:41Like, it'll be my tick-tick boom.
19:43They'll make it after I die.
19:44You know?
19:45Mm-hmm.
19:46Hey, Anton?
19:55Yeah?
19:56You are cool.
19:57Right?
19:58Like, you know that.
19:59Not just relative to me.
20:01Okay, good.
20:02I knew that.
20:02I thought you did.
20:04And your mustache isn't porny.
20:05Okay, really?
20:06No, stop looking at it.
20:07Or, like, pedophilic?
20:09What?
20:10It's a mustache.
20:11I think she got it to me.
20:12I was thinking about shaving it.
20:14Because of her?
20:15No.
20:15Let me see it?
20:17No, it's perfect.
20:18Okay, great.
20:20I'll keep the mustache.
20:24I knew you two were screwing each other's butts.
20:28How'd it go?
20:29You okay?
20:30Good.
20:32But I do want pizza.
20:37It's square.
20:38Don't throw a shit fit.
20:40Okay, let's go home.
20:40Thank you all for buying a playbill.
20:46Now, as some of you may have heard, I am on probation at the dance school.
20:49Ew.
20:50But, in the spirit of letting go, we decided to put on a show for you.
20:54So, I now present to you, Popcorn Forest.
20:58A bridge.
20:58Swat.
21:04Swat.
21:06Swat.
21:08Swat.
21:11Swat.
21:16In real life, this would have pyrotechnics.
21:19so you're the pregnant girl
21:25not anymore
21:27oh i heard you were a bitch
21:30yeah that fucking sucked
22:00we're open to notes
22:30haha good a business
22:52haha good a business