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00:00What's with boys and action figures?
00:25This is a limited edition series.
00:29There are only 32 models in the world.
00:33I'd happily give one of my alms for this.
00:35I don't understand you.
00:39Anjita...
00:42What are we doing together?
00:44What?
00:45What?
00:46What?
00:47What?
00:48What?
00:49What are we?
00:50Why are we?
00:52We are two human beings.
00:58We are homo sapiens.
01:01Indians.
01:03Yes, man.
01:05Two very good looking Indians.
01:10Ranjita, don't make this hard for me.
01:13Watch your phrasing, okay?
01:17That's not what I meant.
01:19Look, Ranjita...
01:20Look...
01:21We need to talk, okay?
01:23We should talk about it.
01:25Okay.
01:26What are we?
01:28Why are we?
01:30Not again, Mickey.
01:32We're friends.
01:33Who also have sex with each other.
01:36Yeah.
01:37And those who go to every place.
01:39Yeah, obvious.
01:41And those who know each other.
01:43Yeah, so...
01:45And those who always stay with us.
01:47Yeah.
01:48Dude, that means you're my girlfriend.
01:51What do you think?
01:52Whoa.
01:53Slow down.
01:55Where am I going?
01:57I'm not going to use any G-word or B-word.
02:00I'm going to use L-word.
02:05No!
02:06I told you, don't ruin what we already have.
02:08Arjay.
02:09I don't have to talk about this now, Mickey.
02:11So, when will we talk about this?
02:13When, Arjay?
02:15I've been through this before, yeah.
02:18I've known you for eight years, bro.
02:20You have to clearly decide.
02:23In...
02:25Or out.
02:27I'm going to the washroom.
02:30When I come back...
02:32If you're still here, then...
02:36That means you're in.
02:40And if you're not, then...
02:44You have to say something.
02:46Yes, mhm...
02:49Well, woo, did you have someone that you asked me.
02:51And...
04:43Four months ago, she didn't have to discuss her, but I wanted to talk about Mickey.
04:52Until one day, when Mickey poses something on Facebook.
04:57Bingo!
04:59I could find an apartment for Mickey.
05:02And what do I know?
05:04Maybe he seems to talk to me again.
05:07And then, Mickey told me about his friends.
05:11Who he met?
05:12While looking for the apartment.
05:13Bloody chicks!
05:14Bloody chicks!
05:15If I saw your clothes on the sofa, I swear!
05:18If I saw your clothes on the sofa, I swear!
05:19I'll throw all your clothes on the sofa!
05:20And don't you dare forget!
05:21I am a practicing lawyer!
05:22I'll send you jail!
05:23I'll send you jail!
05:24Ta-da!
05:25Me is the Pagal Baghalan, Vakil of my house, you know!
05:26Best of all the Baghalans that I know are!
05:27But she's special, you know, because she's Adi Paghal and Puri Chudel!
05:29And Puri Chudel!
05:30And Puri Chudel!
05:31And Puri Chudel!
05:32Me is the Pagal Baghalan, Vakil of my house, you know!
05:34Best of all the Baghalans that I know are!
05:36But!
05:37She's special, you know!
05:38Because she's Adi Paghal and Puri Chudel!
05:44Where is Mickey's apartment for me?
05:47Enter!
05:49My dad!
05:52My dad is a construction business.
05:54And this is his building.
05:57Probably, I am a construction business.
06:00Because there is one building, which was named in my name,
06:03or in Ranjita Building,
06:06that was in legal and litigation issues.
06:08And my dad has ignored this building as well.
06:15You know what?
06:16You have just declared war.
06:17War, you understand?
06:18Ladai, chagra.
06:20If you put my hands on one thing again,
06:22I will take you out of the house.
06:24What is that?
06:25I will throw you out of the house.
06:26I will throw you out of the house.
06:27And with you,
06:28these cheap clothes,
06:29I will throw you out of the house.
06:30I will throw you out of the house.
06:31You understand?
06:34Okay, so people.
06:35Wilder Aptics loves.
06:36Wilder Aptics dies.
06:37Wilder Aptics kills.
06:41Catch tomorrow lives.
06:43Only on Facebook.
06:46But, I love you guys.
06:47I love you guys.
06:48Mwah!
06:49Cha-char!
06:50Mwah!
06:53Eh!
06:54How was my performance?
06:55Hmm?
06:56Performance was good, but...
06:58Where did the cheap clothes go from?
07:00Eh, Cheeks, yaar.
07:02Nothing like that.
07:03Hey, Appa!
07:04Let's go.
07:11Oh!
07:12Hey, yaar!
07:13Nanga gai gai gai!
07:14Before reading Rav Chik,
07:16I will read you to me.
07:19First, you tie your robes prop, okay?
07:24The live session is over.
07:26When did you?
07:28What?
07:29You couldn't wait for me.
07:31In your life session,
07:33there's a little action, a little drama.
07:35Harman,
07:37how did you meet with me?
07:39Take your hand.
07:41And what do you know?
07:44This two-some,
07:46a three-some convert.
07:51You're crazy.
07:52Your video will be viral at night.
07:53Okay.
07:54By the way,
07:55because I gave such a good performance,
07:57film fair types,
07:58instead of chicks,
08:00you will wash all these clothes,
08:01clean your clothes,
08:02and please,
08:03clean my bathroom too.
08:05And please, do not use my toothbrush, okay?
08:07Yes.
08:08Don't use my toothbrush to clean your toilet.
08:10I do this too.
08:15What?
08:18This bloody Harman,
08:19Harman!
08:20Harman!
08:21Harman, get out!
08:22Harman!
08:23Harman!
08:25God the fuck!
08:26Harman, you're crazy, huh?
08:27He's in your back.
08:28After that,
08:29you didn't use our bathroom,
08:30you get that?
08:31Hey, man.
08:32He told me.
08:33Why did he tell me?
08:34I didn't take my bathroom.
08:35I'll go inside.
08:37What are you crazy?
08:38Harman Ji,
08:39there's no need to go inside.
08:40Listen,
08:41you didn't have to stay with your mom.
08:42Here,
08:43your mom will clean your bathroom.
08:44You understand?
08:45You need to fucking share your responsibilities,
08:46ya.
08:47You get that?
08:48Harman!
08:49Excuse me?
08:50What the fuck?
08:51Yuki baby!
08:52Guys!
08:53Feed Caramel.
08:54Mickey's room.
08:55Great.
08:56Get out of here!
08:57Get out of here!
08:59Come inside!
09:09The fuck?
09:10The fuck!
09:11Beauty baby!
09:12Guys!
09:13Feed Caramel.
09:14Mickey's room.
09:15Great.
09:16get out of here!
09:18I'm going to get out of here!
09:20Bye!
09:22Let's go!
09:23Hey!
09:33What's going on?
09:34What's going on?
09:35What's going on in your eyes?
09:37Guys, you both are crazy, huh?
09:38Right now, all I'm thinking is that what's going on in our land road?
09:42But you both are crazy.
09:45Apps?
09:46There's no problem with rent friends.
09:48Guys, we live here free.
09:50You've never been a fool of a fool.
09:53What?
09:54Innocent the girls, you know.
09:56Innocent the girls.
09:57If I would have been at your place, I would have been so-toeing.
10:00What is she doing at your Mickey's room, huh?
10:05Holy shit, what is she doing in Mickey's room, ya?
10:07I'm telling her that she's going to open the door of the door.
10:10And she's going to ask.
10:12Tell her what she's doing here.
10:14And I'm going to play your hair today.
10:16I'm going to play your hair today.
10:18Cuttings.
10:19Guys, relax the cuttings.
10:20No, please, please, please.
10:21You really need to think that what are you doing here, ya?
10:24Please, think.
10:25What's your and Mickey's room?
10:26Yeah, there's nothing like that, ya.
10:28Please.
10:29I mean, yeah, we did it.
10:30I mean, I told him that there's nothing serious here.
10:32Don't listen to the start of the film.
10:35I asked you like that.
10:36Hey, tell me, what's the place that you eat in the house?
10:39You eat the chicken, right?
10:41I don't know, ya.
10:42I'm going to tell you.
10:43Yeah.
10:44Please.
10:45I'm going to tell you.
10:46You know, you tell me.
10:47Yeah.
10:48The whole story, you and the Mickey's.
10:50No, no.
10:51I am lost with our story.
10:52You need to switch this out, ya.
10:53Pump, no.
10:54Rap, check that.
10:55Where did you meet?
10:56Thanks.
10:57What is the name of the cow?
10:58I'm quit.
10:59No, no, the cow has a good cat and doesn't eat the cow.
11:02You shouldn't have to get the ass.
11:03No, the cow should get the cow.
11:07No, the cow is a good cat.
11:08I love the cow.
11:09You have to get the cow out of the cow of the cow,
11:14you have to empty the cow.
11:15The cow's you are that good.
11:18What?
11:19No, the cow is a good one.
11:20The cow is a good MAN.
11:22The cow is a good cow.
11:23The cow is a good cow.
11:24I'm not sure the cow is,
11:25Don't leave me alone.
11:28This is my son of a bitch.
11:31Rapshik!
11:32Sir, we have a lot of work today.
11:33We have to go to the other place.
11:35Sir, I've done this work.
11:36You...
11:37You put all this stuff in here.
11:39I'll see you later.
11:40Okay?
11:41Now put it in.
11:42Okay, let's go.
11:46Rapshik!
11:51Sir, sir, sir.
11:52Give me five stars.
11:53Yes, yes.
11:56Excuse me.
11:57Please help me.
11:58Please help me.
11:59Please help me.
12:00Please help me.
12:01Eh?
12:03This is really weird.
12:23Rapshik!
12:25What's going on?
12:26Do you have to take care of me?
12:28No.
12:30Do you have to stop?
12:31Because you and me,
12:32you will have to be alone.
12:34Yes, hormones!
12:36You mean physically, no?
12:38You're not alone, okay?
12:39I don't even know you properly.
12:41No!
12:42No, no.
12:43No, no.
12:44You're not alone.
12:45I don't know you.
12:46No.
12:47No.
12:48No.
12:49I don't know you.
12:50No.
12:51No.
12:52No.
12:53No.
12:54No.
12:55No.
12:56No.
12:57No.
12:58No.
12:59No.
13:00No.
13:01No.
13:02No.
13:03No.
13:04No.
13:05No.
13:06No.
13:07No.
13:08No.
13:09No.
13:10No.
13:11No.
13:12No.
13:13No.
13:24No.
13:25No.
13:26No.
13:27No.
13:29No.
13:30No.
13:31What the fuq?
13:34What the fuq?
13:35Archi!
13:37Vicky!
13:39What are you doing here?
13:41I'm sorry, I didn't call and come.
13:43Oh man!
13:45Appu didn't see you!
13:47What? How does it matter?
13:49Vicky!
13:51Appu!
13:53Appu, look.
13:55This is not what it looks like, okay?
13:57I can explain everything.
13:59Yeah, please explain.
14:01What?
14:03No, Archi, please.
14:05Please tell me, if I come to the beach,
14:07at least I'll know my place, right?
14:09This is not your place. Really?
14:11And at this time, can you go out for a little while?
14:13Nikki and I have to talk.
14:15Archi, please.
14:16One moment, I have to talk to Nikki.
14:17Nikki, what is she talking about?
14:19Guys, guys!
14:21I've moved to my house for 12 hours.
14:23I can't stand this right now.
14:25Please!
14:31What is this?
14:32Do you want to live here?
14:34I mean, yeah.
14:36No, you can't stay here.
14:38You can't suddenly come here in our house.
14:40And you can't live here, right?
14:42Sweetheart, this is my house.
14:44And you are living here in free.
14:46Yes, we told you that we want to live here in your house.
14:48No, you can't live here.
14:50And inside, Nikki, you can definitely live here.
14:52So please...
14:54Now I understand, I and Appu, I mean...
14:56Girlfriend?
14:58No, no, no!
14:59No, no, no!
15:00No!
15:01No, no, no, no!
15:02No, no, no, no!
15:03No, no, no!
15:04No, no, no!
15:05No, no, no, no!
15:06Okay, no!
15:07No, no!
15:08No, no!
15:09No, no!
15:10No v then, no!
15:11No, no!
15:12No videos!
15:13But you can stay here.
15:15Sorry!
15:16Alright, fine!
15:17Is that a girl's apartment in a different room and right?
15:19No, but we've had a lot of time, we are notiska!
15:21Excuse me.
15:51First of all, you will have to kill him from his face.
15:56Who?
16:01Mickey.
16:02You too.
16:04Oh my god.
16:11RJ!
16:16Riya, Riya, and this is your place.
16:19Take it!
16:21Is this also the disease?
16:23No!
16:25He's single!
16:26He's a person!
16:27Look, guys.
16:28Guys.
16:29Do you know that singles in this city,
16:31how difficult it is in this city?
16:33Huh?
16:34What?
16:35You will be aware that after being a bachelor,
16:38how did you share a group with an artist?
16:41Huh?
16:42My building is the only building in the city
16:44that does not judge singles for being singles.
16:46You got it?
16:47Leave him.
16:48Leave him.
16:49Leave him.
16:50No!
16:51And just like you guys,
16:52Riyadh also had a problem with a car find.
16:54Because he was a Muslim.
16:56And just like you guys,
16:57Ranjita Building will welcome Riyadh to his new home.
17:00You got it?
17:01You got it!
17:05Boy!
17:06I don't know that you are also a little bit of a car.
17:08A little bit of a car?
17:10Are you single?
17:11Are you single?
17:12Look, brother.
17:13You got it.
17:14You got it.
17:15You got it.
17:16You got it.
17:17You got it.
17:18You got it.
17:19You got it.
17:20Sorry.
17:21No.
17:22He was single.
17:23I got it.
17:24Let's see.
17:25Let's see.
17:26Let's see.
17:27Let's see.
17:28That joke, man.
17:29Don't be shy.
17:30I am robbed.
17:32I am robbed.
17:33I am robbed.
17:34I am robbed.
17:35I am robbed.
17:36I didn't miss it, ya.
17:38Chill, cut.
17:39Okay, sorry.
17:40Sorry, ma'am.
17:41Sorry, Lele, ya.
17:42Let's go, Rumi.
17:43I'll show you the house.
17:45What?
17:46Let's go, Rumi.
17:47Come, come.
17:48Miki.
17:49Let's go upstairs.
17:51I'll talk to you.
17:52Rumi.
17:53Rumi.
17:54Rumi.
17:55Rumi.
17:56Come on, Rumi.
17:57Guys, guys.
17:58Guys, guys.
18:00Guys, guys.
18:01Guys, speed up, guys.
18:02Bye.
18:05Four months ago, I told RJ that I need a serious relationship.
18:13And she turned you down?
18:15She said that she doesn't need anything serious to her.
18:20And you did?
18:22Yeah.
18:23I did.
18:25Do you still feel the same way for her?
18:28I don't know.
18:30No.
18:31But I need to know one thing.
18:35I really like spending time with you, Rumi.
18:40Miki.
18:41What?
18:42Who's here?
18:43Our new Rumi.
18:53Our danger.
18:55Look, Rumi.
18:56This is our Alishan Mall.
18:59We have clothes.
19:00That's our fridge.
19:02We have clothes.
19:04And behind it, there is our bathroom.
19:07You have clothes too?
19:08We have clothes too.
19:09We have clothes too.
19:10Good one.
19:12Good one.
19:13We have clothes too.
19:14We have clothes too.
19:15We have clothes too.
19:16We have clothes too.
19:17We have clothes too.
19:18We have clothes too.
19:19We have clothes too.
19:20We have clothes too.
19:22Is there anything good?
19:25Yes.
19:26I am an assistant chef in the restaurant.
19:29I had to pack it for myself.
19:31You eat it.
19:32Oh, yeah.
19:33Riyaz is an excellent chef.
19:35You know, Miki, me and Riyaz met at his restaurant about two months back.
19:40Roundabouts.
19:42And what was that dish you made?
19:43I don't remember the name, but it was organic.
19:49Really?
19:50He's a very good chef, huh?
19:53I'm just trying to do what I can.
19:57Okay, guys, listen.
19:58I need to make an announcement.
20:00So, technically, this is our first day at home.
20:03And today, we will be like a family.
20:05One minute, one minute.
20:06Riyaz, stop, stop.
20:07Are you always getting a chef?
20:10Is that a problem, Miki?
20:11No, man.
20:14I don't know.
20:15Maybe.
20:16But listen, guys.
20:17Why don't we start this journey with a party?
20:20Party?
20:22Party?
20:23Are you out of your mind?
20:25Dude, you told us that we can't do a party in this house.
20:28And apparently, Aju Bajo, which is a problem in society.
20:31Right?
20:32Please forget about the neighbors and the buildings and everything.
20:34All right?
20:35Listen, guys.
20:36I'm going to get the booze.
20:37Riyaz, you, Miki, you, and you arrange the food.
20:40And guys, welcome to the biggest party ever in your lives.
20:45Welcome to Ranjeetabal.
20:47Hang on, everyone.
20:49We have a lot of time in this building.
20:51In fact, you are the one who needs to be officially welcomed.
20:54Right?
20:55Hashtag mood killer.
20:56Oh, totally.
20:57What's wrong with you?
20:58Who is welcome?
20:59Who is welcome?
21:00This place is not a lot of food.
21:02You have to eat a lot of food from us.
21:04We have to party.
21:06We will party.
21:07Flex the party!
21:09The party!
21:11Perfect!
21:32How siz will you come to suit your problem?
21:34It's not the front part.
21:35mountains and naught
21:36Once, you take this then you will go out in the air.
21:40Yeah!
21:45I and Appu are the same.
21:47You need to get over this.
21:54How much will I go with these rockets?
21:56Bloody that's it!
21:58You didn't put all of them in jail, right?
22:01My name is...
22:10I'm not gonna get over this the end of the year.
22:15I got out of the year.
22:17It's now for the first half of my life.
22:22The first half of my life was so difficult.
22:28I know it!
22:30I know.
22:32I know!
22:33I know!
22:35I know!
22:36I know!