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00:19Guys, there is an explanation for everything okay, this is ningou victory ponga ninna pinedi varh okay later
00:27Dad I'll just talk to you in a second
00:28It's okay guys, you guys go. Seriously, go, go.
00:35Bye guys, I'll see you, I'll see you.
00:43Actually, Dad, I...
00:47For a change, I'll tell you.
00:50Sorry uncle, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:53Ranji, we haven't done it yet.
00:55By the way uncle, I recently read you a great article.
00:59You've got the article in Roman.
01:04Actually, that's why uncle...
01:06I'm going to go to the building,
01:08and I'm going to the party,
01:10and I'm going to leave you there.
01:12That's why I'm going to leave you there.
01:14I'm going to leave you there.
01:16It's a very interesting article.
01:18I'm going to leave you there.
01:20I'm going to leave you there.
01:22I'm going to leave you there.
01:24I'm going to leave you there.
01:25I'm going to leave you there.
01:26That's why?
01:27Did you leave the police?
01:28No, no, no, no.
01:29I'm going to leave you there, sir.
01:30It's a small party.
01:31A small party?
01:32I'm going to open the resort.
01:35That's why there's no fire safety in the building.
01:37That's because,
01:38the building is now 3rd, Inspector.
01:40Now, Jester and Sample Flats.
01:42Uncle, I promise you uncle.
01:44I'm going to leave you there.
01:46I assure you.
01:47Sir,
01:48I'm going to leave you there.
01:50Thank you, Inspector, sir.
01:51Thank you so much.
01:52I'm going to leave you there.
01:53Thank you so much.
01:56Now, Ranjitha,
01:57why can't you cut the drama in the street?
02:00You're going to leave me there.
02:02Don't start that again, Ranjitha.
02:04I'm going to leave you there.
02:06Mine is a tough business for tough people.
02:09People,
02:10you know that,
02:11delicate female brains,
02:12you can't handle that pressure.
02:14You know that,
02:16this delicate female brains,
02:18business is so sharp.
02:20You know what?
02:22Next time I see you,
02:24you're going to leave me there.
02:25You're going to leave me there.
02:26You're going to leave me there.
02:27You're going to leave me there.
02:28And until then,
02:29just forget you have a daughter.
02:37Women.
02:38Mickey!
02:39I'm coming.
02:40I'm coming.
02:41Why are you here?
02:42I'm coming here.
02:43I'm coming here.
02:44Herman,
02:45I'm waiting for you to come here.
02:46I'm coming here.
02:47I'm coming here.
02:48You're going to leave me there.
02:49Come here.
02:50Mickey!
02:51Mickey!
02:52Come here.
02:53I've been waiting for you so long.
02:54But...
02:55Mickey!
02:56Are you coming for God's sake?
02:57Mickey!
02:58You're coming with me, right?
02:59Mickey!
03:00I'll see you later.
03:01One second Mickey!
03:02Bye bye!
03:03I'll see you there.
03:05He's also gone.
03:06He's gone.
03:07He's gone.
03:08He's gone.
03:09He's gone.
03:10He's gone.
03:11He's gone.
03:12He's gone.
03:13He's gone.
03:14He's gone.
03:15He's gone.
03:16He's gone.
03:17He's gone.
03:18I'm going to fucking kill him.
03:45He's gone.
03:47He's gone.
03:48He's gone.
03:50He's gone.
03:51He's gone.
03:53He's gone.
03:54I'm coming to him.
03:56He's gone.
03:58You think Bitcoin is, right?
04:01I don't think Bitcoin is as a Bitcoin.
04:04No.
04:06Is it Bitcoin?
04:07Basically, it's a coin, but it's a bit of a coin.
04:12That's what I'm saying.
04:13If you don't have two bitcoins, it's all about it.
04:28Why don't you tell me about this building?
04:31Do you have your name?
04:37Right now, it's not my name.
04:39It's just...
04:41It's not a coin.
04:43Why the fuck did I have to even like...
04:53Mickey, tell me it's going to be okay.
04:57When the fuck is anything ever going to be okay?
05:07Oh shit!
05:09Why are you so close to me?
05:15Mickey!
05:16Mickey!
05:17Oh shit!
05:19Oh shit!
05:21And this is all because of you, you know that?
05:23Good, good, good!
05:25Move!
05:26Apu, please can we talk for two minutes?
05:28Apu, Apu, Apu, please!
05:30Apu!
05:31Mickey!
05:32Apu!
05:33I don't have any plans for you!
05:35Not now!
05:36Apu, please!
05:37Apu, please!
05:38Apu, please!
05:39Mickey!
05:42Mickey, I don't want to talk to you right now!
05:44Link is!
05:45We need to talk Apu!
05:46You can't!
05:47Apu!
05:48Apu, please!
05:49Apu, can we talk now?
05:50Apu, please!
05:51Apu, can we talk now?
05:52Apu!
05:53Get lost!
05:54Apu, please!
05:55Apu, please!
05:56Apu!
05:57Apu!
05:58Apu!
05:59Apu!
06:00Apu!
06:01Apu!
06:02Apu, what would you?
06:03Mickey!
06:10Guys, you have to Peter pats!
06:12premise!
06:26Why are you talking to me?
06:28Why are you talking to me?
06:30Who are you talking to me?
06:32Humans are the worst.
06:36If you have a boyfriend, I'll be fine.
06:46Bestiality is so illegal in India.
06:48What? Yuck!
06:50Why are you lying there?
06:52Long enough for you to be very embarrassed.
06:56That's right, Arjay.
06:58You have a detergent for you.
07:00Don't go to your washroom.
07:26Why are you crying?
07:28Why are you crying?
07:32Is it because of those...
07:34You know...
07:36...menstrual...
07:38...period time cramps?
07:40No!
07:42Do you have any problems with us?
07:44Are you talking to me like Mickey?
07:48Arjay...
07:50...you have a detergent.
07:52If you are there...
07:54...you have a problem.
07:56...you have to be a problem.
07:58I have to be a problem with my dad.
08:00If I have a problem...
08:02...to tell him...
08:04...the one who is lying to me.
08:06Who is lying to me?
08:08Who is lying to me?
08:10Two bitcoins worth.
08:12Fuck!
08:14You got bitcoins?
08:16No!
08:18Why are you lying to me?
08:20It's like a coin, you know.
08:22Like when you...
08:24Fuck that!
08:26Okay.
08:27I think I have no bitcoins.
08:29God damn it!
08:30And...
08:31...that's not even the point.
08:32What's the point?
08:33What's the point?
08:34Where are we going?
08:36...the one who is lying to me?
08:38It's a shame.
08:40You're not lying.
08:42I'm fine.
08:43Don't worry.
08:45You also don't worry.
08:47Don't worry.
08:53Don't worry.
08:54I'm in the house of you.
08:56You're not lying to me.
08:57You're lying to me.
08:58You're lying to me.
09:00You're lying to me.
09:02You're lying to me.
09:03You're lying to me.
09:04You're lying to me.
09:05You're lying to me.
09:06You're lying to me.
09:07You're lying to me.
09:08You're lying to me.
09:11Chill out, buddy.
09:13Okay?
09:15Anyway.
09:16Thanks.
09:18You're welcome.
09:19Okay.
09:20See you.
09:21Bye.
09:32I'll...
09:33...
09:46I literally feel way.
09:47You're lying to me.
09:48Is that a guy never gave me?
09:50After two of which, I'll come back and go ahead up.
09:54I always say I'm busy.
09:56I'm not lying to her.
09:57I'm not lying to her.
09:58Do you want to come back to your house?
10:01You're talking about your house.
10:03What do you want to talk about?
10:07I'm going to see you here.
10:09No, I'm not going to see you here.
10:11Why are you here?
10:12I'm going to see you here.
10:14Sir, go.
10:15We are here for a while.
10:19We will be here for a while.
10:21We will talk to you.
10:22No, we will talk to you later.
10:26No, we will talk.
10:28We will talk to you later.
10:29No, you are not going to talk to you later.
10:31It's not going to talk to you later.
10:32We are very happy.
10:34Why would you say that to me?
10:36I'm not going to see you.
10:38I'm going to see you.
10:40You're going to see me anyway.
10:43I'm not going to see you.
10:45I'm not going to see you.
10:47You see what you mean?
10:49You saw the brothers.
10:51Come on, come on.
10:53I'm going to see you later.
10:55Do you want to play a baby?
10:56Did you get it?
10:57No, it's not.
10:58Baby oil is coming in.
11:00That's why I get it.
11:01Go on.
11:02Come on.
11:03Come on.
11:04Come on.
11:05Come on.
11:06Come on.
11:07Come on.
11:08Come on.
11:09Come on.
11:15My face is a face.
11:18I'm so sorry.
11:20I'm a gay friend.
11:22And I'm a broad man.
11:24Don't stress.
11:25Go to the bathroom.
11:26Go to the bathroom.
11:27Go to the bathroom.
11:28There's no bathroom.
11:29You're a gay friend.
11:31You're a gay friend.
11:32You're a Muslim friend.
11:33You're over demanding.
11:34Let me help you.
11:35Hey!
11:36Hey!
11:37Hey!
11:38Take the bathroom.
11:39Take the bathroom.
11:40Take the bathroom.
11:41Take the bathroom.
11:42Why can't I take the bathroom?
11:48Appu!
11:49Appu!
11:50I told you now she has an issue with her father.
11:53You're a gay friend.
11:55You're a gay friend.
11:56Ha!
11:57I'm just gonna tell you how stupid I can see you.
12:03Mickey!
12:04Mickey!
12:05Mickey!
12:06Appu!
12:07Look!
12:08Baby!
12:09I am with you.
12:10I'm telling you.
12:11Not now Mickey!
12:12Mickey!
12:13Not now!
12:14Why the fuck not?
12:16Why the fuck not?
12:17Why not, Appu?
12:19Why do you have time to ask me?
12:21Why do you have time to ask me?
12:23Why do you have time to ask me?
12:24Why do you have time to ask me?
12:26You idiot, Mickey!
12:27Why do you have time to ask me to ask me?
12:35Hello?
12:36Yeah, sir.
12:37Why are you?
12:38Where the fuck are you?
12:39Sir, sir.
12:40You can't come back to me, sir.
12:42Why don't you call me?
12:44Mickey, this is your important day.
12:46Sir, I'm in jail.
12:47I'll take my phone.
12:48Mickey, how come you work all the time?
12:51I swear!
12:52Mickey, you know what?
12:53You're going to go.
12:54You're going to leave.
12:55You're going to leave.
12:56You're going to jail.
12:57You're fired!
12:58Sir, you're firing me, sir.
13:00Sir, I broke my ass for working you in the past years.
13:02Broke you ass?
13:04How can you break an ass?
13:06Sir, why do you fire me?
13:07Sir, please.
13:08You can't fire me.
13:09Sir, you can't fire me, sir.
13:10Why?
13:11I quit.
13:12Oh, no.
13:13You're going to quit.
13:14You're going to leave.
13:15Okay, wait.
13:16Sorry, sorry, sorry.
13:17Okay, sir.
13:18You're going to fire me.
13:19I'm fine.
13:20Okay?
13:25I just got fired.
13:27I just...
13:30I just got fired.
13:31Are you okay?
13:32You got fired.
13:33Are you fine?
13:34What did I just hear?
13:35Gosh, I got fired.
13:36What?
13:37I just got fired.
13:38Oh, my God.
13:39Oh, my God.
13:40Oh, my God.
13:41That's just amazing.
13:42Oh, my God.
13:43Oh, my God.
13:44That's just amazing.
13:45You're going to leave me here.
13:46Thank God.
13:47Yes.
13:48Thank God.
13:49Mickey.
13:50Mickey, you just got fired.
13:51And...
13:52And...
13:53Oh, my God.
13:54That's just amazing.
13:55You're going to leave me here.
13:56Thank God.
13:57Yes.
13:58Thank God.
13:59Yes.
14:00Thank God.
14:01Mickey.
14:02Mickey, you just got fired.
14:03And...
14:04And...
14:05And...
14:06And...
14:07And...
14:08And...
14:09And...
14:10And...
14:11And...
14:12And...
14:13And...
14:14And...
14:15And...
14:16And...
14:17And...
14:18And...
14:19And...
14:20To...
14:21And...
14:23And...
14:25I'm done being bad cop around here.
14:28Fuck, man!
14:29Dude!
14:31Do whatever the hell you want to do!
14:34What?
14:35In fact,
14:36In fact.
14:37You and me for everyone.
14:38I'm going out to come.
14:39I need to make an announcement.
14:41Oh, my God.
14:42No!
14:43Please.
14:44Not again.
14:45I cannot tolerate it.
14:46I can't tell you.
14:47I can't tell you.
14:48Fuck you!
14:49Mickey, I thought you were getting back your life on track, you just got fired, you can't be so casual about it man.
14:56Fuck, I just got fired, oh fuck all.
14:59Now pick the bum and doggy positions.
15:03I don't have to worry about it.
15:05Hey, hi Ranjita, I was just chatting with Riyaz about you, you know.
15:09You are such a kicker's person Zia.
15:11What?
15:12What what?
15:13You, standing up against your own father.
15:16I mean, that super.
15:18Yeah, that's amazing.
15:20That's right guys, thanks.
15:22Listen, some people are talking about.
15:24Right now, girls' apartment.
15:25Alright?
15:26Okay, but just one more position.
15:28Hey, gosh.
15:29Come on.
15:30Listen, Harman, where are you?
15:31He's not in the bathroom.
15:33Come on my boy.
15:35No.
15:36Yes, you can do it.
15:37Harman.
15:40Why are you crying?
15:42Harman.
15:44Are you crying?
15:48Arman.
15:49What are you saying?
15:50Geez.
15:51It's going to be a thing too, I'm crying too.
15:52Why are you crying?
15:53I was crying too, I like you to run out of the jail.
15:54Arman.
15:55Why are you crying?
15:56I was crying too, I'm crying too.
15:57You're crying too, I'm crying.
15:58I'm crying too.
15:59Oh my god, poor thing. Are you traumatized because of the jail thing?
16:16What do you mean? I'm going to leave you alone.
16:20What do you mean? What does that mean?
16:23I'm going to leave. I'm going to leave.
16:27What?
16:27What?
16:29I'm going to leave. So, I'm a friend.
16:34She gave me a small girl.
16:36The girl is a big zwei.
16:38She's next to me.
16:44She's been telling me.
16:46She's been bleeding.
16:48She's got her blood.
16:51She came to my blood.
16:54I didn't say she was about it.
16:55Look, this is a reflex action.
16:58No, no.
16:59That's what I told you.
17:01I'm going to come here.
17:03First, you're going to get the tension.
17:07Okay?
17:09Let's go to the girls' apartment.
17:13I'll do an announcement.
17:15Okay?
17:25I can't do anything.
17:27Fix it up.
17:29Hold it.
17:31Hold it.
17:33Hold it.
17:35Hold up in the air.
17:37Now slow on the left side.
17:39Hold.
17:41Hold.
17:43Now.
17:45Same position.
17:47Hold.
17:49Up in the air.
17:51Left hold.
17:53I'm not gay.
17:55I'm not gay.
17:57I'm gay.
17:59So, guys.
18:01Now you all know.
18:03Now you all know.
18:05Stop.
18:07Stop.
18:09Stop.
18:11Stop.
18:13Stop.
18:15Stop.
18:17Stop.
18:19Stop.
18:20Stop.
18:21Stop.
18:22Keep it.
18:24You Autor
18:25don't play.
18:26You little benny.
18:27Don't play behind you.
18:29Love you.
18:30Are you serious?
18:31Please relax.
18:33But,
18:34they are dead,
18:35there are Kyle.
18:37.
18:38D
18:49.
18:49What is she talking?
18:52Here was great problem in their life.
18:55I actually told my father a little.
18:58That's why I gave him a chance to win for this year.
19:02Can I marry you?
19:03I was like, you're bargaining my brother?
19:05He did not have his money.
19:07Hey, but that's ten, I don't have money to give your father.
19:10That's my one year salary.
19:11I know, but there was just no way of making that happen.
19:17I did not know what to do, guys.
19:19I was just so depressed.
19:22You have reason to be depressed, yeah?
19:24Now, we're not even stressed.
19:26Then, we're going to get a super idea.
19:31Riyas?
19:32Hey, please, take a look.
19:35Cute boy.
19:36Can't get a special pair, bro.
19:39Smart boy.
19:40Tell me, what's the idea of Riyas?
19:43So, what's the idea of Riyas?
19:44The best way to get him in the building,
19:47is that you can rent all the flats in the building.
19:52Some idea.
19:52Yeah, you've got something.
19:54That's actually not a bad idea.
19:56Yumiya, high five, bros.
19:57Let's go for 10 lakhs.
19:58Yeah, this is a great idea for you.
20:00Yeah, that's a great idea for me.
20:02I'll see, I'll see, I'll see.
20:03I thought.
20:03If you're going to make money like this,
20:04she will make her money like this.
20:05I thought.
20:07Hey, I'm going to lose you.
20:09Okay, so, I'm going to lose you now.
20:12That's why not start with the people already living in it, right?
20:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:18Good idea.
20:18Very good.
20:19Very good.
20:20Pramaduman idea.
20:21Sorted.
20:23Guys, I'll tell you what I'm going to try.
20:26If I'm going to get a name of Riyas,
20:28then I'll reach my target.
20:33Hold on.
20:335, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1,
20:3612 lakhs.
20:37Imagine the number of flats.
20:39Okay, you can take a couple of flats.
20:40Nicole's video.
20:40Yeah, right.
20:42Yeah, right.
20:42Guys, now I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do,
20:48which is Riyas' great idea.
20:51Hey, I'm going to tell you.
20:53No, it's not.
20:54Please, just finish it.
20:56Go, dude.
20:56Talk to me.
20:57Relax.
20:58That's why you all have to rent me in this month.
21:01Then you have to deposit me two lakhs.
21:03I'll tell you.
21:18Joking.
21:19Joking.
21:20Joking.
21:21Joking.
21:21Joking.
21:22Joking.
21:22Joking.
21:23I'm talking to you like.
21:24Yes.
21:25No.
21:26Are you kidding?
21:28Are you kidding?
21:29What's this?
21:30What's this?
21:31Ajay, what's that?
21:32Hello, hello, hello.
21:33This is not happening.
21:34Ajay.
21:35Riyaz.
21:36Hey, Sathya.
21:37I'm not going to have any idea.
21:39I'm not going to die.
21:41Ajay, I'm not going to die.
21:43I'm paying rent monthly.
21:46No, there's no way we can do this.
21:49You know that I just got fired by my boss.
21:52There's no way I can pay you this money.
21:54How do you even think?
21:56That went exactly how I thought it would go.
21:58Why are you telling me?
21:59Why are you telling me?
22:00Why are you telling me?
22:01Why are you telling me?
22:02Why are you telling me?
22:03Why are you telling me?
22:04I'm your landlord.
22:06I'm telling you what's wrong.
22:08Why are you doing stupid drawings?
22:10Why are you doing stupid drawings?
22:12Stupid drawings?
22:13Yes.
22:15I can't believe this.
22:17I'm going to shoot a video.
22:19A video?
22:20I don't know if you're watching a video.
22:22You'll be a star.
22:25Look at the views.
22:27Superstar rap chick.
22:28What are you telling me?
22:30I'm going to do everything.
22:32I'm going to do everything.
22:34To survive.
22:36Thanks, Anthony.
22:37And, can you reach me?
22:39I'm going to allow me to try it.
22:41I'm going to Caucasian business list.
22:43And, you can do that on TV.
22:44I'll leave you with that now.
22:45I'll take care, through, dude, or chapter five.
22:47Don't tryивается.
22:48Oh, yup, ah Ö're I've known you.
22:49We'll take care of yourself.
22:51Why are you thinking?
22:53I'm not willing to be careful.
22:55I'll take care of you guys.