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00:00.
00:15Hey!
00:16You're like Ranjitani, right?
00:18You put the powder in the mud on her head.
00:20Who does this matter to yourself?
00:23Listen, Virad.
00:24Trust me, my demands are full of tatti.
00:27Yeah, I mean, don't worry, now RJ has flushed my toilet.
00:31So now I can think very safely.
00:35We should pay her the monies.
00:36This is the money.
00:37I'll just take it from here, okay?
00:39And chicks, I think I need to appeal to the intellectual side of her.
00:43So basically, Ranjita represents the oppressive capitalist movement
00:47which is currently going on in the world.
00:49And money is winning war over humanity and trust.
00:53So what we currently need to do is show solidarity.
00:56In the face of the corrupt, oppressive, world order.
01:01And end the difference between the rich and the middle class.
01:09Now understand, RJ.
01:12You forgot what to say.
01:14We're not going to give rent.
01:15Okay?
01:16And Ranjita has given us to live in this house.
01:19Are we crazy that we'll go to this scary and scary place?
01:23You don't want to give up your children.
01:25Chicks, what are you doing?
01:26Let me get rid of the chudal inside you.
01:28I don't have any chudal inside me, man.
01:30Oh, stay, stay, stay.
01:32I have seized the chudal inside you, okay?
01:34We're not going to give rent, but we're not going to give them.
01:36What are you going to do?
01:37Axe, ya.
01:38You like spam, okay?
01:39I really love you.
01:40I love you.
01:41But now you're hurting my mind.
01:44Chicks, ya.
01:45What are you going to do?
01:46And why are you doing the intellectuals?
01:48Why are you doing the intellectuals?
01:49She says, we're talking.
01:50How do I understand you?
01:52How do I understand you?
01:54How do I understand you?
02:11Our spirit is the first place of our house
02:14Our hearts have been the peace of hearts
02:16Our hearts have been the freedom
02:19Our hearts have been the desire to do our lives
02:24We are a house in our house
02:26We are a house in our own houses
02:27We are a house in our own houses
02:29We are a house in our own houses
02:36Hello, your pizza
02:37It's like someone read my mind
02:41You have no idea how attracted I am to you right now.
02:45Online payment, I'm going to go.
02:55Fuck my keto diet.
02:57Fuck!
02:59Motherfucker!
03:01Oh my God!
03:03I was waiting for this kid.
03:05He finally came. Oh my God!
03:08I was waiting for it.
03:09This looks so amazing and it's filled with jalapenos.
03:14I love it.
03:17Do you know that I have jalapenos.
03:22Pizza.
03:24Pizza!
03:29Pizza.
03:31Yes, and it's filled with jalapenos, you know.
03:34What's wrong with it?
03:37It's good.
03:38Mickey, did you tell me that I'm jalapenos allergic?
03:43Uh, no, no, but pizza.
03:46Guys, enjoy yourself.
03:48This is so good. This pizza is so amazing, right?
03:51And the jalapenos are making it so tasty.
03:54What the fuck?
03:55I'm hungry, right?
03:56I'm hungry, right?
03:57Then order it.
03:58I've ordered this pizza.
03:59I've ordered this pizza.
04:00I've ordered this pizza.
04:01And I'm sure I'm coming back.
04:03You are not up for freebies, right?
04:05Plus, I love jalapenos.
04:07Mickey, your G-word is acting like a complete B-word right now.
04:12You are the B-word and I'm not his G-word, by the way, huh?
04:17Yeah, uh, Ajay, we're only friends.
04:20Uh, we haven't even had sex.
04:22I mean, there's a little bit of a make-out, but it's different.
04:26Too much information, bro.
04:27You eat your stupid pizza.
04:29And you know what, Mickey?
04:30Right now, you're acting like a complete A-word.
04:32And if you don't understand it, that means asshole.
04:38Guys, you know what?
04:40I think my day will be very good today.
04:42I'll see you guys later.
04:43Bye, Sai.
05:10Fuck!
05:11Fuck!
05:12Please re-enter Wi-Fi password?
05:15Wait, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
05:17I was playing with my game, dude.
05:18I was playing with three Korean kids.
05:19The internet isn't going on.
05:21What happened to Wi-Fi?
05:23Who did it?
05:24Mickey, Mickey.
05:26Dude, this is very important right now.
05:27This is like an emergency, man.
05:28Relax.
05:28Just breathe.
05:29It'll be fine.
05:30Dude, this is very important.
05:31It's an emergency, okay?
05:32I know this Wi-Fi has...
05:34Ranjita!
05:36Ranjita, you're not working with Wi-Fi,
05:38and you're sending me emails.
05:42Ranjita, man, the Wi-Fi password...
05:45Arjay, did you change the Wi-Fi password?
05:48Arjay!
05:49Can't talk, don't care.
05:51You did, didn't you?
05:53It's not done.
05:54I'm saying 110% it's not done.
05:56Okay, do it.
05:57Present.
05:58Man, shut up!
06:00Who did this Wi-Fi password?
06:01No, no, no.
06:02My Milf was going to take that pool boy inside.
06:05Who's the motto, man?
06:07That man, I was still living.
06:10Who cares, man?
06:11Living, Milf.
06:11This is more important, okay?
06:13Living, man.
06:14Just watch this thing.
06:16Arjay, don't walk off like this, man.
06:17What the hell?
06:18So, what's up, Arjay?
06:30What's up?
06:31You've lost your money.
06:34You've lost 10,000,000.
06:37You've lost 10,000,000.
06:39You've lost 10,000,000.
06:40You've lost 10,000,000.
06:41No, no.
06:42I knew it.
06:45You won't be able to do anything, Arjay.
06:49That's why I'm going to leave my house.
06:52Come home.
06:53Come home.
06:54Come home.
06:55And you, as I say,
06:57I'll do that.
06:58I'll do that.
07:00I need that rent.
07:11Ranjita has changed the password of Wi-Fi
07:14until she didn't give us rent.
07:16Until she will kill us.
07:18Hey, that's bullshit.
07:19If it's hard for me,
07:20why would you kill me?
07:23Let me just turn on the hotspot.
07:24Please, Arjay.
07:25And please,
07:26I'm going to waste your data
07:27for your HDK porn.
07:29What?
07:30Please, no,
07:31please, please.
07:32Look, I haven't got my money.
07:33I'm getting 30,000.
07:34I'm gonna waste your data.
07:35Here.
07:36Come on.
07:46Arjay.
07:47You're locked in the door.
07:49You can't do this.
07:50You've got to buy my house.
07:52I'm going to house.
07:53That's exactly what I'm saying.
07:54If someone has a deposit,
07:56then you won't get the gas.
07:58You won't get the camera first.
07:59You will close the camera first and then the girls.
08:01Move it!
08:02RJ!
08:03Where are you going to sleep?
08:05That's not my problem.
08:08So move it!
08:09RJ!
08:12I am all for paying you.
08:14I have also given you a token amount of deposit.
08:19I will transfer the rest quickly.
08:21In fact, I am with you on this.
08:23I am telling you that I should give you all your money.
08:25Thanks, Riyaz.
08:26You understand my situation.
08:28You're welcome.
08:29Anything for you, baby.
08:30Today, don't...
08:31Today!
08:32Today!
08:33First, the amount is full.
08:34Then, we'll talk about it.
08:36I have to go to work.
08:37I need clothes.
08:38I'm going to be late.
08:39Can't help it.
08:42If you don't want to,
08:43give yourself a dance competition video.
08:55No!
08:56Hey, chod!
08:57Where is my camera?
08:58First, the deposit.
09:00Then, the door will open.
09:01What new is coming out, man?
09:03RJ!
09:04I'm late.
09:05I'm going to be late without clothes.
09:06No, D.K.
09:07I get my uniform.
09:09Let me tell you.
09:10My camera also closed.
09:12I have also taken Wi-Fi.
09:14Stop!
09:15Chod!
09:16Okay, fine.
09:17Now, give me a restaurant.
09:18Or, give me a payment advance.
09:23Look, there's no rules for our advance.
09:25Do you understand your situation?
09:26What will you do?
09:27We will not give you a restaurant,
09:28we will not give you a advance.
09:30We will talk to my manager.
09:32One minute!
09:33You said this.
09:34I don't know the rules here.
09:35That's not my look-out.
09:36That's your look-out.
09:37That's not our customers!
09:39My manager clearly talked to my manager
09:42that I will get a whole restaurant.
09:43That's why I will give you an advance.
09:45Sir, calm down.
09:46Asabri, please.
09:48May I?
09:50Asabri, relax.
09:53We guarantee that your party will be a success
09:57and that it will also be a very private affair.
10:00Are you sure it's going to be a private affair?
10:03We will make sure of it.
10:05I need you to trust me on that.
10:08Okay.
10:10But if these standards aren't together,
10:13I'll just call it off.
10:15Sir, I'll do it.
10:17It will be done.
10:19Alright, honey.
10:31That guy was fighting from our side.
10:35Who is he?
10:37I know him.
10:39He's a su-chef here.
10:41His name is Riyaz.
10:43Riyaz.
10:44Riyaz?
10:45Yes.
10:46Riyaz.
10:47No.
10:48No.
10:49Riyaz.
10:50No.
10:51No.
10:52No.
10:53No.
10:54No.
10:55No.
10:56No.
10:57No.
10:58No.
10:59No.
11:00No.
11:01No.
11:02No.
11:03No.
11:04No.
11:05No.
11:06No.
11:07No.
11:08How did you do it without Internet?
11:10Oh, what happened?
11:11What happened?
11:12What happened?
11:13What happened?
11:14Give that money to..
11:15Give that money to RJ, right?
11:17I got the fees to my gym.
11:19I should keep it to maintain it.
11:21You're a servant of the people of the people of the community.
11:25That's the only woman.
11:26What?
11:27With RJ, it's like she's my bro.
11:30Do ya?
11:31With him, I have a heart.
11:33Don't bother me with money.
11:39Hey, sit down.
11:44Hey, baby.
11:47Want some?
11:51For one time?
11:53What do you want?
11:54I have something for you.
11:57Pizza.
12:00Without jalapeno.
12:13Dude, this looks like
12:16you've got one jalapeno to your own.
12:22Don't worry, baby.
12:23Every time, before you put it,
12:27I got a heart.
12:30I cleaned it.
12:34That's perfect.
12:36Thanks, Harman.
12:38Now, when I have done so much for you,
12:42I'll take a look at you.
12:46What?
12:48Hurry up.
12:50I'll pass the Wi-Fi in my face.
12:53I'll pass the Wi-Fi in my face.
12:57I won't tell anyone.
12:59I'll tell you.
13:00I'll pass the Wi-Fi in my face.
13:02I'll pass the Wi-Fi in my face.
13:03I'll pass the Wi-Fi in my face.
13:05How dare you go into my room at once.
13:0840 minutes.
13:10Pizza?
13:11Let's go.
13:13I'll throw it for your hands.
13:15And out of my room.
13:17And I want you to show her what a man you are.
13:22Come on, yeah, Miki.
13:23And just tell her
13:24that I'm not going to give her
13:25any deposit to her.
13:26Until I don't give legal documents
13:28to this building,
13:29we won't do any discussion.
13:31I mean, we won't do any discussion.
13:32How real life is so real
13:33when you're disconnected from Wi-Fi?
13:36I feel so naked without the internet.
13:40Miki,
13:41go and go and take a look.
13:43Okay?
13:44After that,
13:46you'll get to feel...
13:48naked.
13:50With me.
13:51Go.
13:52Appu offered to get naked with you, right?
13:55If you don't hurt me.
13:57Dude.
13:58My decisions are not motivated from sex.
14:01Okay?
14:02Dude.
14:03Okay, okay.
14:04Some of my decisions are motivated by sex.
14:06What can I say?
14:07But...
14:08RJ.
14:09Why don't you die?
14:10Why don't you talk to Appu?
14:11Why don't you talk to me alone?
14:13RJ.
14:15Why don't you talk to me alone?
14:16Because...
14:17you're still not over me.
14:20Do you think we can work out something?
14:26Get out of my room right now,
14:27before I take my foot down her throat.
14:30What?
14:33I can't believe this.
14:34Miki,
14:35I swear.
14:36You've heard it.
14:37You've heard it too.
14:38You've heard it too.
14:39You've heard it too.
14:40You've heard it too.
14:41You've heard it too.
14:42I don't think he was listening to me.
14:44He's going to go out and go out.
14:45Miki, you've got to stop talking.
14:46Stop talking.
14:47And listen to me.
14:48Go now to Ranjita.
14:49Emotionally blackmail.
14:50And tell her.
14:51Tell her that how...
14:52How your dad never supported you.
14:54And I've supported you so much,
14:56that I'm literally like your sports bra.
14:59I mean,
15:00I always support you.
15:02That's so sweet, Miki.
15:05Sweet, yeah, Miki.
15:07Thanks, huh?
15:08To make me emotionally blackmail for my father's name.
15:12God!
15:14Clearly, your girlfriend has changed your priorities in your life.
15:17Please, please.
15:18I am not his girlfriend!
15:21Did you hear our story?
15:23Are you really that pathetic?
15:25Oh, you've got no idea how pathetic I can be.
15:29She's crazy.
15:30She's proper towards crazy.
15:32I give up, you know.
15:33Hey, give up?
15:34I give up.
15:35Hey, give up.
15:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:38No, no, no, no, no, guys, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:40Who cares?
15:41Guys, listen to me.
15:42I wasn't going to give a rent or deposit or deposit,
15:44you understand?
15:45Dad, listen, I'm going to sell you, man.
15:46I'm going to sell you, man.
15:47You're going to buy your money, man.
15:48I need you, I need you, I need you.
15:49And everybody pays your money, okay?
15:52Give up.
15:53Really?
15:54You're going to sell you money.
15:55Shit!
15:56I'm gonna give you a bad revenge to Korean boys, man.
15:57What is going on?
15:58I am not talking!
15:59I am talking.
16:00I am talking!
16:01I am talking!
16:03I am talking!
16:04I am talking!
16:06Let's go!
16:08You sent me!
16:08I am talking!
16:13I am talking!
16:17Bye!
16:24Bye-bye!
16:27Ah!
16:29Boo!
16:31In Eterna Deo!
16:37In Eterna Deo!
16:43In Eterna Deo!
16:49In Eterna Deo!
16:55Hey!
16:59I really don't believe you are fighting for Wi-Fi now.
17:06Hello?
17:07Hello, Riyadh?
17:09Sir, one second, sir.
17:11Sir, hold on, sir.
17:13Just one second, please.
17:15Guys, will you please shut the fuck up?
17:19For a minute!
17:21Yes, sir.
17:23You don't want the grandfather of the customer.
17:25Because the chef of the party is a Muslim.
17:27And today, you will call the sauce.
17:30Don't do this, sir. Just hear me.
17:31Sir, please. Hello?
17:32Hello?
17:33I've been demoted, man.
17:43From sous-chef to...
17:47The sauce boy.
17:49You can see if you want, sir.
17:50Well...
17:51I can feel it.
17:52I want to get some oil, too.
17:55And you know...
17:56You can've got a lot of red, too.
17:57I'll get some oil, too.
17:58No, man.
17:59Where do you want it?
18:00I'll get some oil, too.
18:01You can get some oil.
18:02A very light-eating fish in the toilet.
18:06I don't know what the hell is going to be eating butter chicken, so we'll take a cook and eat it.
18:22I've seen the whole life of a chef's dream.
18:30You know what I mean? I'm so upset.
18:38I'm all exhausted, and I'm so upset.
18:43I'm so upset.
18:47I'm so upset.
18:51I'm not a bad guy.
18:55I'll be back to that.
18:58You will come to the recovery.
19:00You will not think about it.
19:06Arji, come on, Arji. Please, Arji.
19:08I am taking a stand as a man.
19:10You have to give the password of Wi-Fi
19:12and all the cameras will open.
19:14Arji, it's not like that. Please.
19:16It's a matter of work.
19:18Please, Arji.
19:20Please, Arji.
19:22What are you talking about?
19:24What are you talking about?
19:26Tell me once.
19:28What is the password?
19:30Stop.
19:32Very nice. Really. So nice.
19:34You are irritating me from the morning.
19:36You are insulting me from the morning.
19:38You are insulting me from the mouth.
19:40You are beating my face.
19:42And now you need me help.
19:44I was going to give you two weeks before.
19:46But now,
19:48you need me to deposit in two days
19:50and that is also with rent.
19:52Two days?
19:54Two days?
19:55Two days?
19:56I won't be able to deposit in two years.
19:58And for 40 hours in two days,
20:00we will get so much money.
20:01Arji, what are you doing?
20:02It's me, Mickey.
20:03I don't care.
20:04Arji, come on.
20:05Arji, come on.
20:06Arji, come on.
20:07Arji, come on.
20:08Arji, come on.
20:09Arji, come on.
20:10Arji, come on.
20:11Arji, come on.
20:12Arji, come on.
20:13Arji, come on.
20:14Arji, come on.
20:15Arji, come on.
20:16Arji, come on.
20:18Arji, come on.
20:19Arji, come on.
20:20Arji, come on.
20:21Arjo, come on.
20:22Arji, come on.
20:23Arji, come on.
20:24Arji, come on.
20:25What?!
20:26I'm talking about
20:27the singles night.
20:28Arjan, Duje.
20:29A year.
20:30You also enter the dating game.
20:31Arju, you guys have really rushed.
20:34Dates night?
20:35You and me?
20:36Yes, you and me.
20:37Sanona.
20:38Hi, Baba Ji. I hope that dating nights are successful. Someone falls in loves.
21:08I hope that dating nights are successful.
21:12We will see you in the next few minutes.
21:16We will see you in the next few minutes.
21:20I hope this weekend is for a long time.
21:24I hope this weekend.
21:28Bye!