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00:00:30Okay, okay, all right, everybody.
00:00:41Take a good look around.
00:00:44What do you see?
00:00:47Camp Malibu?
00:00:48Yes, yes, yes.
00:00:49We know that, but what else?
00:00:50Herman, get to the point.
00:00:51Obviously, you're all blind, I'm going to have to spell it out for you.
00:00:54Shouldn't we be setting for this?
00:00:57As you know, this is a summer camp.
00:00:59I'll run down summer camp.
00:01:01Now, the main function of summer camps
00:01:03is to give young people the opportunity
00:01:05to experience outdoor living.
00:01:08The main function of this summer camp is to make money.
00:01:11Now, if you took a good look around,
00:01:13you observed that there are no young people here.
00:01:17See, Camp Malibu is in trouble.
00:01:20You mean they're going to close down the camp?
00:01:22No, no, no, no, no.
00:01:23Not unless I have to.
00:01:25But I have a plan, and I need everybody's help.
00:01:28I have here a list of influential past alumni.
00:01:32I'm going to invite these kids up here
00:01:34for a weekend reunion at our expense.
00:01:36Is that your plan?
00:01:38I don't get it.
00:01:39I do, and I think it sucks.
00:01:41It's very simple, Dr. Fox.
00:01:43While they're here, we give them a big sob story
00:01:46about the condition of the camp.
00:01:48You know, really lay it on them.
00:01:49Tell them without their help, the camp will close.
00:01:52We really need their family's financial support.
00:01:55Also, if we play our cards right,
00:01:58we'll get them to fix the place up.
00:02:00I don't think the kids are going to fall for it.
00:02:02Sure they will, because that's part of the plan.
00:02:04We make it fun, competitive, women's live,
00:02:06boys against the girls.
00:02:08Whoever does the best job will win a prize.
00:02:10What kind of prize?
00:02:11Ah, a Certificate of Achievement.
00:02:13Be careful.
00:02:14That's liable to break you.
00:02:15Let me congratulate you on your brilliant,
00:02:18but lossless plan, Herman.
00:02:20Thank you, doctor.
00:02:22Now, everybody, let's get to work and save Camp Malibu!
00:02:29Yeah!
00:02:30Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:02:32Summer camp, summer camp
00:02:48Where the days are short and the nights are fast
00:02:52Memories dance of sweet romance
00:02:56And the very first taste of love
00:03:00Everybody come to have a good time
00:03:04Everybody come to have a ball
00:03:08And the things we learn and all the truths we find
00:03:12Hardly ever fades us at all
00:03:16Summer camp, summer camp
00:03:20You know a child came in and a young man left
00:03:24Fantasties dance of sweet romance
00:03:28And the very first taste of love
00:03:32Everybody come to have a good time
00:03:36Everybody come to have a ball
00:03:40And the things we learn and all the truths we find
00:03:44Hardly ever matters at all
00:03:52Geronimo!
00:03:54Yeah!
00:03:55Yeah!
00:03:59Yeah!
00:04:08Summer camp, summer camp
00:04:12Summer camp, oh, oh
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00:04:24Summer camp
00:04:29Summer camp, summer camp
00:04:32Randy!
00:04:33Hey, El!
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00:04:45Roar!
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00:05:12Welcome, kind sir, to the Beverly Hills Hotel
00:05:16Thank you, kind sir
00:05:18Now, could you direct me to the nearest hotel room?
00:05:21This place looks like a refugee camp
00:05:24Speaking of wrecks, look at those two.
00:05:30Jenny Tholmes?
00:05:32Yeah, you're in cabin number two. Thanks.
00:05:35You're a horse, right?
00:05:36It's Cable. I'm Mark.
00:05:38We have four.
00:05:42Jerry Walker.
00:05:43Okay, Kim.
00:05:55I'll call you when I need you.
00:05:57Don't I even get a kiss?
00:06:00Yeah, I guess so.
00:06:03Here you are, you little twirl.
00:06:05Would you get your ass in the kitchen? I have a lot of cooking to do.
00:06:08You call it cooking. I call it revolting.
00:06:11Would you get up and into that kitchen before I flatten you like a pancake?
00:06:16Ah, yes. What are your specialties?
00:06:18Frisbees.
00:06:19Come on.
00:06:20Hi, I'm the camp doctor.
00:06:23Cindy Curtis.
00:06:24Hi, good to see you again.
00:06:27Welcome back to Camp Malibu.
00:06:32Oh, thank you.
00:06:33All right, all right.
00:06:34There's a strange character over there.
00:06:36I've never seen it before.
00:06:38You take care of this, honey.
00:06:42Hello there.
00:06:43I'm Herman Samuel. Can I help you with anything?
00:06:46I know.
00:06:47I'm Herman Samuel. Can I help you with anything?
00:06:49I know. No, thank you.
00:06:51Then just what the hell are you doing?
00:06:53Me? Looking. Just looking.
00:06:56Looking. Looking for what?
00:06:58Oh, you know, gold, silver, molybdenum, possibly even oil.
00:07:02You mean here?
00:07:04Maybe, maybe not. One never knows.
00:07:07Just who or what are you?
00:07:09Oh, me? I am a geologist.
00:07:12Well, look here, Mr. Geologist.
00:07:16This is my property.
00:07:18So if you should find anything, you let me know.
00:07:20I'll even give you 10%.
00:07:22Make it 40.
00:07:2320.
00:07:2460.
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00:07:28Hi, it's good to see you again.
00:07:30Steve, same here.
00:07:31Matt.
00:07:32Yeah.
00:07:33Yeah.
00:07:34Hi, it's Horace, right?
00:07:36No, no, it's Haley. Haley Mills.
00:07:43You're Jerry, right?
00:07:47What you got there?
00:07:48Nothing.
00:07:49Ain't got nothing to me.
00:07:51Cool it. Nobody knows, and that's the way I want to keep it.
00:07:54Partners?
00:07:56Where is he?
00:07:57Uh-oh, the head honchos.
00:08:05I'll keep him away. Don't worry about it.
00:08:08Hello, Mr. Barrett.
00:08:09Coming, of course.
00:08:10Night away.
00:08:11Call me Herman, Matt.
00:08:13Glad you decided to come up.
00:08:15I hope that joining our team here is in your future plan.
00:08:19Speaking of my future plans, aren't you in school?
00:08:22Yeah, I'm registered and enrolled and everything.
00:08:25I'm just not really sure what I'm going to do about...
00:08:28About what?
00:08:30Well, I've never really been able to talk about this.
00:08:33I don't know why. I know it sounds silly.
00:08:35But for some reason, Herman, I feel I can talk to you.
00:08:39Well, I'm glad you feel that way, Matt.
00:08:43Well, the fact is, I just really don't know what to do with my life.
00:08:46I mean, the past seems so well laid out.
00:08:49College, law school, job waiting, family, marriage, senility.
00:08:55Well, what do you really want?
00:08:56Well, that's just it. I don't know.
00:09:00I mean, I could get a job. I could travel.
00:09:03I could bum around Europe, United States.
00:09:06Hell, I could even join the Navy or the Army.
00:09:08I just don't know.
00:09:09Well, you seem like a bright young man.
00:09:12I'm sure that whatever you decide will be the right thing.
00:09:15Thanks a lot.
00:09:40I just can't get over how much she's changed.
00:09:43Kim?
00:09:44Nah, she's changed all right.
00:09:46But I have a feeling it means trouble.
00:09:49I'd give anything to look like that.
00:09:51All right, girls.
00:09:53I just want to explain a few things to you.
00:09:56First, as some of you are still underage,
00:09:59and I am still responsible for you,
00:10:01there will be no boys or men in this cabin.
00:10:04Understood?
00:10:05No.
00:10:06Second, you will be in your beds alone by lights out.
00:10:11Does that mean we can't even fool around with each other?
00:10:14Uh-huh.
00:10:15And last, you will keep this cabin neat.
00:10:19There is no maid here,
00:10:21and this especially means the bathroom, okay?
00:10:24Be very careful how you dispose of things.
00:10:27What does she mean, Cindy?
00:10:29Potex.
00:10:30Any other questions?
00:10:32Yeah.
00:10:33Do we get milk and cookies?
00:10:35I thought you would get milk and cookies
00:10:36before you tuck us in.
00:10:38Real cute kids.
00:10:40Back to work.
00:10:43Boy, she hasn't changed much in ten years.
00:10:46But we have.
00:10:47That's the problem.
00:10:48Yeah, well, I came up here to have fun,
00:10:50and nobody's going to stand in my way.
00:10:52We're all up here to have fun.
00:10:54Well, she's only trying to do her job.
00:10:56Yeah, well, I don't know about you people,
00:10:58but I'm not about to stay cooped up in the pen house.
00:11:01Ciao.
00:11:02Hey!
00:11:09I assume this is my bed.
00:11:11Yours is in the bed bag.
00:11:13Very funny.
00:11:15That's exactly what they said about you.
00:11:17Fuck all you guys.
00:11:19I'm first.
00:11:20I'll be second.
00:11:21Come on, that's enough.
00:11:22Jesus.
00:11:23I don't understand.
00:11:24If the guy doesn't want to be here,
00:11:25what is he doing here?
00:11:26Maybe he's into self-abuse.
00:11:28Isn't that when you get hair in your palms?
00:11:29That could be it.
00:11:30We're going to check his palms for stubble.
00:11:31It could be considered.
00:11:33Leave me alone.
00:11:34I never wanted to come here, ever.
00:11:36They made me.
00:11:37Now I understand.
00:11:38They made him.
00:11:40They made him.
00:11:42Ah, well, they didn't do a very good job.
00:11:46Why don't you shut up, you fruit?
00:11:49What did you call me?
00:11:50You heard me.
00:11:53Yeah.
00:11:54That'll put this where the sun don't shine.
00:11:56Gnome, Alaska.
00:11:58Get him, boys.
00:11:59Get him.
00:12:00Oh, shut up.
00:12:01Shut your mouth.
00:12:02Submissions, out of the way.
00:12:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:05What's going on?
00:12:08What is this?
00:12:09It's a giant dildo.
00:12:13Where does this belong?
00:12:14A giant.
00:12:15She lives right over there.
00:12:16It's mine.
00:12:18All right, guys, will you cool it?
00:12:20Hey, will you just cool it?
00:12:22Hey.
00:12:24Guys, this is the right place?
00:12:26AJ Pornelioso, how are you?
00:12:28How's the band, Speedo?
00:12:29It is fine, and I am ready for action.
00:12:32For action, you've come to the wrong spot.
00:12:36Your bed, mastermind.
00:12:39The very last one.
00:12:40You'll be sleeping on top of Sir Gerald the Jackal.
00:12:44They made him come here.
00:12:47Up all of you.
00:12:49Oh, thanks, I'll betcha.
00:12:51You guys wouldn't believe what happened to me on the way up here.
00:12:54That's right.
00:12:56Well, I picked up this real looker on the hitchhiker.
00:12:59I mean, real looker.
00:13:01She had a pair on her that were killing things.
00:13:04Anyway, she gets in.
00:13:05Now, I'm riding along, minding my own business,
00:13:08when all of a sudden I look over and bingo,
00:13:11she's completely naked.
00:13:13No.
00:13:14Oh, she was a real nympho.
00:13:24What are you doing?
00:13:25Watching you.
00:13:27What for?
00:13:29I think you're very sexy.
00:13:31That's what for.
00:13:32Oh, shit.
00:13:36I was hoping this wouldn't be one of those weekends.
00:13:39I don't understand.
00:13:40Well, every so often we get a group of girls up here
00:13:43and all they want to do is ball the lifeguard.
00:13:45It's getting to be a joke.
00:13:47I can assure you, it's no joke.
00:13:52I hope whoever is responsible for this is satisfied.
00:13:56Did someone think to go get yours?
00:13:58Of course not.
00:13:59I appreciate you two volunteering.
00:14:01Hurry up before it gets worse.
00:14:02Go on.
00:14:03Go on.
00:14:04Come on.
00:14:09I hope we don't get caught with the chickens.
00:14:11Hello.
00:14:23Hi, guys.
00:14:24Have you seen George?
00:14:25No.
00:14:26Gee, what a coincidence.
00:14:27Matt here was just talking about you two.
00:14:30I bet.
00:14:31Hey, you don't have to believe me.
00:14:32Ask him.
00:14:34Yeah, that's right.
00:14:36I was just telling him about the two foxy chicks I saw.
00:14:38I'm Cindy.
00:14:39This is Jenny.
00:14:40And I'm Ricky.
00:14:41Would you two lovely ladies like to join us for a walk
00:14:43and maybe...
00:14:47Gee, I would like to, but we really do have to find George.
00:14:51See you around.
00:15:02Oh, it looks like we're in luck.
00:15:11Wow.
00:15:12What a swell pair of...
00:15:21Oh, shit, here comes Joe.
00:15:23Oh, shoot.
00:15:25I was about to fall in love.
00:15:28Oh, hey, Joe.
00:15:29What's happening?
00:15:30Well, nothing.
00:15:31What's happening with you?
00:15:32Oh, not much.
00:15:33Well, there is something.
00:15:34It's sort of hard to talk about,
00:15:36but I think I can feel a little comfortable talking to you.
00:15:40Yeah, well, I'm glad you feel that way.
00:15:42Well, it's just that I don't know what to do with John.
00:15:48You're crazy.
00:15:49I could lose my job for one thing.
00:15:50It ain't much, but I enjoy it.
00:15:52Don't worry.
00:15:53I'm not going to tell.
00:15:55Well, that's because there isn't going to be anything to tell.
00:15:58Oh, now, do I turn you off that much?
00:16:01Now, don't go getting your hopes up.
00:16:02Excuse me.
00:16:03Have you seen George?
00:16:04He's not here.
00:16:05I know where he is.
00:16:06I'll take you to him.
00:16:07Bye.
00:16:09George, can I be next?
00:16:29Please be gentle, George.
00:16:32May I please have your attention?
00:16:34Please be reminded that our laboratory system here
00:16:37is only suited for normal use.
00:16:39Any abnormal use of the facilities will result in problems.
00:16:43One more thing.
00:16:45Dinner will be in one hour,
00:16:47and there's a misprint on your schedule,
00:16:49so please change that line that reads
00:16:51clothing optional to read.
00:16:53Wear whatever you like.
00:16:56A little hand.
00:16:58And seated next to him is Dick, the lifeguard.
00:17:00Woo-hoo!
00:17:03And right there is Joe, the boy's counselor.
00:17:07And there is Joe.
00:17:09And Alice, the girl's counselor.
00:17:12If you have any problems,
00:17:13you'll find Dr. Fox here in the infirmary.
00:17:17And this is my wife, Sharon.
00:17:20Down, down, down.
00:17:23And Roger.
00:17:27As you know, we've planned a number of the activities
00:17:31you used to enjoy so much as campers,
00:17:34so tonight we're going to have a campfire
00:17:38with hot cocoa and marshmallows.
00:17:42Whoopee.
00:17:44Right now, I would like to take this opportunity
00:17:48to personally thank each and every one of you
00:17:51for your presence here this weekend.
00:17:55As I'm sure you're aware, this camp,
00:18:00has a long and hallowed tradition.
00:18:03And the responsibility for keeping that tradition alive
00:18:07has now fallen into our hands.
00:18:09Maybe he's going to do that football coach routine again.
00:18:12We're now at a crossroads.
00:18:16This could be the final quarter of our last game.
00:18:19What did I tell you?
00:18:20All that you see here today,
00:18:22all that you've remembered with fondness these past years
00:18:25is in danger of being lost.
00:18:28Now the opponent is formidable.
00:18:30It's apathy, decay, lack of support,
00:18:34both in terms of numbers and money.
00:18:37You want money from us?
00:18:38We want you on our team.
00:18:40There are plenty of spots left open on our roster
00:18:43for you, for your parents, for your brothers and your sisters.
00:18:47You could have my sister for two bucks.
00:18:49For if we don't join together, we will lose.
00:18:53We must commit ourselves to the fight.
00:18:57Not only for our own benefit.
00:18:59I think I'm going to throw up.
00:19:00Yeah, me too.
00:19:01But for those of our children.
00:19:02You know?
00:19:03The future generation.
00:19:04Someone should turn him in.
00:19:07Tough get going.
00:19:08The future is in your hands.
00:19:11We can't allow our opponent to keep us from our goal.
00:19:14We must drive hard, harder, harder still
00:19:18until we can see the light.
00:19:20Cross that goal line, raise our arms in triumph,
00:19:24and smell the sweet smell of success.
00:19:27Kick!
00:19:39Look, I think he's trying to use us
00:19:40and we shouldn't stand for it.
00:19:42He invited us up here as guests to have fun, not to work.
00:19:48Well, come on.
00:19:49Let's look at it from Herman's point of view.
00:19:51I mean, we could be his last hope.
00:19:53We should be selfish and just think of ourselves.
00:19:55Yeah, could be the end of Camp Malibu.
00:19:57How would you live with that in your conscience, Ricky?
00:20:00Horace is right, you guys.
00:20:02It won't kill us to help out a little bit.
00:20:05We owe it to him.
00:20:07It's a free weekend.
00:20:09Besides, you guys could use the exercise
00:20:11and work out some of that baby fat.
00:20:13Oh, shit.
00:20:14Well, Matt, what do you think?
00:20:17Well, I think Ricky's got some good points.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:22Although I see where the girls are coming from.
00:20:25Well, I don't know.
00:20:26What the hell?
00:20:27Well, what I don't understand
00:20:28is what exactly does Herman want from us?
00:20:30Slave labor.
00:20:32Oh, come on, Ricky.
00:20:34Do you want this camp to go under?
00:20:36Is that really what you want?
00:20:38Well, I just don't believe him.
00:20:40That's all.
00:20:41I think we ought to have an orgy.
00:20:42Dive into some thighs.
00:20:43Oh, come on.
00:20:44Be serious.
00:20:45I am serious.
00:20:46Orgy.
00:20:47Orgy.
00:20:48Now I am ready.
00:20:49I want a woman.
00:20:50I want a woman.
00:20:51Oh, yeah.
00:20:52Oh, yeah.
00:20:53Oh, yeah.
00:20:54Oh, yeah.
00:20:55Oh, yeah.
00:20:58Never mind.
00:20:59Hey, would you guys speed it up?
00:21:19I ain't got all night.
00:21:20That's right.
00:21:21There's a full moon out tonight.
00:21:23And you've got a date with the wolf man.
00:21:25I didn't know you liked hairy men.
00:21:27Don't worry.
00:21:28I won't cut in on your territory.
00:21:29Well, you got me there.
00:21:30If I had my choice, I'd rather bang the wolf man than you.
00:21:34You couldn't bang a cap gun.
00:21:36Listen, I'm going to be back in about 15 minutes.
00:21:38And if this place isn't cleaned up, it's your ass.
00:21:41The only ass you can get is in Tijuana.
00:21:45And the poor dumb animal has to be strapped down.
00:21:48Let's get this over with.
00:21:49Come on.
00:21:58Oh.
00:22:03I'm sorry.
00:22:04I guess I'm just not cut out for that sort of thing.
00:22:07Now, that's OK.
00:22:08Is there anything I can do to make up for it?
00:22:11What do you mean?
00:22:12Would you like to kiss me?
00:22:14Now?
00:22:17Oh, is there anywhere we can go?
00:22:19Right now?
00:22:20Yes, before it blows up.
00:22:21Think of someplace.
00:22:22Someplace.
00:22:23Someplace.
00:22:24Someplace.
00:22:25I got it.
00:22:26I got it.
00:22:27I got it.
00:22:33It's very cold.
00:22:34Don't worry.
00:22:35I'm very hot.
00:22:36Yeah, right.
00:22:41Oh.
00:22:42Oh, it was so close.
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00:32:10Second Plumaters
00:32:11May I please have your attention.
00:32:12The schedule for this morning is as follows.
00:32:13Calisthenics at the main athletic field in 10 minutes.
00:32:15Everyone is expected to participate.
00:32:17Breakfast comes next, followed by group leadership training projects.
00:32:21♪♪
00:32:32Uh, one more thing.
00:32:34Will anyone who has in his possession the under, uh, the panty, the, uh, uh...
00:32:45Please return all items of clothing, not your own, to a table that's been set up under the totem pole
00:32:50so the rightful owners may claim their property.
00:32:53♪♪
00:32:56And so, in keeping with the themes of this weekend,
00:33:00commitment, leadership, responsibility...
00:33:04Here it comes again.
00:33:05...created a leadership training activity designed to reinforce your pride in your surroundings.
00:33:12Not only that, but also pride in accomplishments.
00:33:16Now, each staff member will call out the names on his or her list,
00:33:21and the group that does the best job will win a prize.
00:33:26Probably another glorious weekend in Camp Malibu.
00:33:28Yeah, and second prize is probably a whole month.
00:33:31I'm not real sure I understand what we're supposed to do.
00:33:34I'm afraid they're gonna put us to work.
00:33:36Well, guys?
00:33:38No way!
00:33:40♪♪
00:33:50♪♪
00:34:00♪♪
00:34:10♪♪
00:34:16Hey, listen here. I got some real hot news.
00:34:19We, the men of Cabin 2, are having a little contest of our own.
00:34:22I already have here, let's see, ten people signed up.
00:34:24That's $1 per person, winner take all.
00:34:26What do we gotta do?
00:34:28We'll refer to it as the Fantastic Feces Contest.
00:34:31Uh, I don't get it.
00:34:32You will, my dear.
00:34:33The rules are very simple.
00:34:34The longest one wins, and it's gotta be in one piece.
00:34:37And with Bertha's food already in our stomach,
00:34:39we can expect some real whoppers.
00:34:41Who wants to sign up?
00:34:43I still don't get it.
00:34:45Stupid.
00:34:46And so, since all work and no play make us all very dull,
00:34:50fun is the order of the day for the rest of the afternoon.
00:34:53Oh, boy. Can't wait to hear this one.
00:34:57Now, the staff and I have organized a series of contests in which...
00:35:00Speaking of contests, who's winning?
00:35:02So far, horses, but just by a fraction of an inch.
00:35:05And to add to the spice of the proceedings,
00:35:08the two teams will be...
00:35:10Huh?
00:35:11The boys against the girls.
00:35:13I wouldn't mind being up against her.
00:35:15The contests consist of various athletic and non-athletic events.
00:35:20How can we be expected to compete against the boys?
00:35:22I don't know, but it could be fun.
00:35:24Okay, everybody. Let the competition begin!
00:35:54Yeah!
00:36:24Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:36:27This is your announcer, Herman Sands,
00:36:30inviting you to join us for the first annual Camp Malibu competition day.
00:36:38This event not only attracts multitudes of great athletes
00:36:43who have at one time or another roamed these hallowed paths as mere children.
00:36:55This is the Camp Malibu.
00:36:57It's a place where you can meet the best of Malibu.
00:37:00It's a place where you can meet the best of Malibu.
00:37:02It's a place where you can meet the best of Malibu.
00:37:04It's a place where you can meet the best of Malibu.
00:37:06It's a place where you can meet the best of Malibu.
00:37:08It's a place where you can meet the best of Malibu.
00:37:10It's a place where you can meet the best of Malibu.
00:37:12It's a place where you can meet the best of Malibu.
00:37:14It's a place where you can meet the best of Malibu.
00:37:16It's a place where you can meet the best of Malibu.
00:37:18It's a place where you can meet the best of Malibu.
00:37:20It's a place where you can meet the best of Malibu.
00:37:44But also throngs of rabid spectators,
00:37:47Hey, this peach-a-poo has asked me for my autograph.
00:38:17And to break the tie, the judges have decided the final contest will be a flag football
00:38:32game.
00:38:33The rules are simple.
00:38:36The boys must pull out both the girls' flags while the girls merely have to touch the boys
00:38:42with one hand.
00:38:44Give me a G!
00:38:45Give me an R!
00:38:46Come on at me, baby doll, I'm ready.
00:38:48Give me an R!
00:38:49Uh, what's the one over there?
00:38:51Give me an L!
00:38:52Okay, which one gets it?
00:38:54I'm ready for them all.
00:38:55Give me an S!
00:38:58Foul!
00:39:01Three, six, nine, hut!
00:39:13Come, come, yeah!
00:39:23What's the strategy?
00:39:24Okay, the fours do it down in the middle.
00:39:25You do the same.
00:39:26You got it.
00:39:27Okay, I'll fake a hand off to you.
00:39:28Okay, ready?
00:39:29Ready?
00:39:30Break!
00:39:31Kill him!
00:39:32Kill him!
00:39:33Wait!
00:39:34Pillage!
00:39:35Tim!
00:39:36Chris!
00:39:37Hey!
00:39:39Okay, you guys, we've got to win this thing.
00:39:43You've got to be kidding.
00:39:44They're not going to let us win.
00:39:45Trust me, the first thing we've got to do is work on our onside kick.
00:39:49What's an onside kick?
00:39:51Well, I don't know, but we'll figure it out later.
00:39:53Ooh, sah, sah, sah!
00:39:54Ooh, sah, sah, sah!
00:39:55Hit him on the head with a big trump, sah, sah!
00:40:09Hut!
00:40:10Hold him!
00:40:11Hold him!
00:40:12Hut!
00:40:13Hut!
00:40:14Hut!
00:40:15Hut!
00:40:16Hut!
00:40:17Hut!
00:40:18Hut!
00:40:19Hut!
00:40:20Hut!
00:40:21Hut!
00:40:22Hut!
00:40:23Hut!
00:40:24Hut!
00:40:25Hut!
00:40:26Hut!
00:40:27Hut!
00:40:28Hut!
00:40:29Hut!
00:40:30Hut!
00:40:31Hut!
00:40:32Hut!
00:40:33Hut!
00:40:34Hut!
00:40:35Hut!
00:40:36Hut!
00:40:37Hut!
00:40:38Hut!
00:40:39Hut!
00:40:40Hut!
00:40:41Hut!
00:40:42Hut!
00:40:43All right!
00:40:45Whoo-hoo!
00:40:46Ow!
00:40:47Hey!
00:40:48Hé!
00:40:52Catch!
00:40:54Have some of this!
00:40:55They can't win without having some!
00:40:56Ready!
00:40:57Ready?
00:40:59Fuck, yeah!
00:41:00OK, Corey, you can stuff her all up in there!
00:41:02Now!
00:41:03Now!
00:41:04Right now!
00:41:05Well, now that we've got the ball, how do we deal with it?
00:41:06This'll probably be the last break of the game, girl.
00:41:08OK, now listen.
00:41:09We're gonna run a triple reverse.
00:41:11Are you out of your mind?
00:41:13Probably.
00:41:14Ready?
00:41:15Ready!
00:41:16Go!
00:41:30Go guys, beat the shit out of them!
00:41:42Go, go, go!
00:42:03Yay!
00:42:04Come on!
00:42:05Yay, old man!
00:42:06Come on!
00:42:06Shoot!
00:42:12Oh, doctor!
00:42:13Yeah?
00:42:14Oh, doctor!
00:42:15I'd really appreciate it if you could check out my ankle.
00:42:17I think I sprained it.
00:42:21Here?
00:42:21No, in the infirmary.
00:42:26Now tell me, how long have you been having these pains?
00:42:29Oh, well, it happens now.
00:42:31Very recently.
00:42:34Don't be a bad sport.
00:42:36Cheer up.
00:42:38Don't be a bad sport.
00:42:40Cheer up.
00:42:42For what?
00:42:43Maybe for me.
00:42:45The competition isn't over yet.
00:42:47What do you mean?
00:42:48Hey, Ricky, get in here.
00:42:50Terry's about to make history.
00:42:51I'll bet the Guinness World Book of Records has nothing like this on its hand.
00:43:08Oh, my God.
00:43:11Oh, I just love the way this feels against my knees.
00:43:18Well, well then, uh, where is that problem?
00:43:24Well, you see, doctor, I, uh, I've got this itch,
00:43:28and nobody I know has been able to scratch it yet.
00:43:33Well, uh, have you, uh, tried calamine lotion?
00:43:37No.
00:43:38Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!
00:43:41At 13 inches and still moving around on the bathroom floor,
00:43:44the winner of Cabin 2's First Annual Fantastic Cheeses Contest is...
00:43:49Jerry!
00:43:53How gross!
00:43:54If you ladies think that was gross,
00:43:56wait till you find out what you'll be measuring in...
00:43:59tonight's contest.
00:44:02Yay!
00:44:26Salad onions.
00:44:28Mmm, yum.
00:44:30And some spaghetti from the match.
00:44:33Okay.
00:44:34All right, very good.
00:44:36I don't like this one bit.
00:44:38Me neither.
00:44:39May I please have your attention?
00:44:43I'd like to congratulate the girls on their victory in today's competition.
00:44:48Yay!
00:44:52Now, the announcement you've all been waiting for.
00:44:56Tonight's activity will be...
00:44:59a disco!
00:45:03And the theme for the disco will be...
00:45:05Knights of Arabia.
00:45:08And what does that mean?
00:45:09Everyone will have to improvise some sort of costume
00:45:12within the bounds of good taste.
00:45:14And the winners will receive a...
00:45:19receive a prize so fabulous I can't tell you what it is!
00:45:23Yeah, probably the same prize you forgot to award at lunch.
00:45:26Muffy, you take the spaghetti, you take the punch,
00:45:28Ginny, the pie. Ready?
00:45:30All right.
00:45:53Whoa!
00:46:04Hey, what's going on?
00:46:10Whoa!
00:46:17Whoa!
00:46:23Whoa!
00:46:37So beautiful.
00:46:43Hey, guys.
00:46:45How's it going?
00:46:48We're getting there.
00:46:53I like them bareback.
00:46:55Linda, we are going to make you beautiful.
00:46:59These have got to come off.
00:47:01But I can't see anything.
00:47:02I don't care.
00:47:03Fake it and the hair is going to come down.
00:47:06My mom likes this hairdo.
00:47:08Your mommy isn't at camp with you.
00:47:23I got to get going now.
00:47:25Well, what's the hurry?
00:47:27I got to figure out my costume for tonight.
00:47:29You should, too.
00:47:31Just one more.
00:47:38See ya.
00:47:40Okay.
00:47:53Come on.
00:48:07Come on.
00:48:12Come on.
00:48:23Come on.
00:48:39Mrs. Samuels?
00:48:43Mrs. Samuels, are you okay?
00:48:45Is there anything I can do?
00:48:47No.
00:48:49Yes.
00:48:52I'll be all right.
00:48:54I just needed a good cry.
00:48:56For what?
00:48:58Oh, lots of reasons.
00:49:00Things you probably wouldn't understand
00:49:02until you get a little older.
00:49:05Like what?
00:49:07Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me your love.
00:49:11Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me your love.
00:49:15Give me, give me, give me.
00:49:17You set my heart on fire.
00:49:21You're taking my desire.
00:49:25You make all the night I can't wait.
00:49:29So I put off your little fire and blew me.
00:49:33Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me your love.
00:49:37Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me your love.
00:49:41Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me your love.
00:49:46Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me your love.
00:49:57We will sing together now.
00:49:59You and I.
00:50:03Together, we'll discover paradise.
00:50:09Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me your love.
00:50:13I love to dump.
00:50:20And?
00:50:21Are you okay?
00:50:22Shoot.
00:50:23What?
00:50:24You're so quiet.
00:50:25I'm sorry.
00:50:26I'll get better.
00:50:27Hi.
00:50:28I'm Stephen.
00:50:29You're really a fox and chick.
00:50:30I don't believe we met.
00:50:44I'm Linda.
00:50:45You dummy.
00:50:46Huh?
00:50:47Slender, all right.
00:50:48Wait.
00:50:49Wait a minute.
00:50:50Hold me.
00:50:51Wait.
00:50:52Wait a minute.
00:51:07Horace, my boy.
00:51:12Having fun?
00:51:13Oh yes, boss.
00:51:14Good.
00:51:15Good.
00:51:16When you get home, be sure and tell your folks about it.
00:51:20How much fun you had, and without the champ's problem, I hope you do.
00:51:24I will.
00:51:26Uh, by the way, how's your father's export business doing?
00:51:29Not good.
00:51:30Huh?
00:51:31Not very good.
00:51:33Oh.
00:51:34Oh.
00:51:35I can't believe you're eating all that food.
00:51:40Don't worry.
00:51:41I saved plenty of room to eat you for dessert, by the way, sweetheart.
00:51:45Do you want to get laid tonight?
00:51:59You heard me.
00:52:01I want a man.
00:52:02Tonight.
00:52:03Are you sure?
00:52:05Of course I'm sure.
00:52:07What's the matter?
00:52:08Aren't I as good as anybody else?
00:52:10Of course you are, Muffy.
00:52:12Well, do you have anybody in particular in mind?
00:52:15Well, after eliminating the boys that you guys are interested in, I've decided on him.
00:52:23Him?
00:52:24Are you kidding?
00:52:26No, I'm quite serious.
00:52:29Hey, where are you taking us?
00:52:31Shut up and come with us.
00:52:34For the camp's sake, why don't you have him send your sister up?
00:52:38My sister?
00:52:39No way.
00:52:41Not with all the smoking and boozing around here.
00:52:46Of course.
00:52:47How would you like to get laid tonight?
00:52:53Do you care who it is?
00:52:55Are you sure?
00:52:59Almost.
00:53:04Hey, what about me, guys?
00:53:13Horses.
00:53:15This is very special weed.
00:53:18I'm going to put him in for a meeting.
00:53:48I don't have any brothers or sisters.
00:54:07You don't?
00:54:09Couldn't your family adopt some?
00:54:16Hey, what do I do next?
00:54:18What do you mean, what do I do next?
00:54:21Have you ever been alone with a girl before?
00:54:26No.
00:54:28Are you kidding me?
00:54:30Cut it out and tell me what I'm supposed to do next.
00:54:33Look, we've got to get her to quit coughing.
00:54:35Try water.
00:54:36Hello, hello, hello, girls.
00:54:38I am Mike, and I'm going to be having a little get-together in my van later on.
00:54:43Some sheep and, uh, and, uh...
00:55:01Wow.
00:55:04That's wonderful water.
00:55:07That's the best water I ever had.
00:55:11It's clean and cool and fresh and...
00:55:17Wet.
00:55:19Wet?
00:55:20Yeah.
00:55:41Tell me.
00:56:10You think a slave and his mistress could ever find true happiness together?
00:56:14That's very possible, but, uh, you don't look like a slave.
00:56:20Well, that's because my sheets haven't come back yet from the laundry.
00:56:24What's your excuse?
00:56:25You know, with your family's connection, I'm sure they could help us out.
00:56:29I don't know about that, but I'd like to help you out.
00:56:32How?
00:56:34Hit or tap.
00:56:40How does it feel?
00:56:42Terrific.
00:56:45Oh, it feels so good.
00:56:48Oh, shit.
00:56:50I gotta go.
00:56:51Why?
00:56:52Never mind, don't worry.
00:56:53I'll be right back.
00:57:00Well?
00:57:04Make yourself comfortable.
00:57:11Can I...
00:57:13Can I get you a drink or something?
00:57:16It's got to be straight up.
00:57:33Straight up it is.
00:57:40To us.
00:57:48And trust me.
00:57:51Sure.
00:58:58Down, down, down, down, down.
00:59:02May I have your attention, please?
00:59:05We will now view videotaped highlights of today's activities.
00:59:20Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:59:24This is your announcer, Herman Stagg.
00:59:27Inviting you to join us for the first annual Camp...
00:59:31I'm going home.
00:59:44Back it to her, Dr. Fox.
00:59:48She's bigger than man.
00:59:50Can I be napped any sloppy second?
00:59:52Oh, shit, Pam.
00:59:54Hey, Pam, when do I get some?
00:59:59What's going on here?
01:00:12Party's over.
01:00:14Where are we going?
01:00:15I tell you, it'll ruin the surprise.
01:00:17I don't like surprises.
01:00:19I like this one.
01:00:21Oh, horse, look at the stars.
01:00:23They're beautiful.
01:00:25I want to fly up to them.
01:00:27Come on, come on, come on.
01:00:28You've got to let me use your pan.
01:00:30Gee, I don't know.
01:00:31Come on, anything.
01:00:32I'll do anything for you.
01:00:33I've got a habit, buddy.
01:00:34Can I watch?
01:00:35Mike, don't do this to me.
01:00:37All right, all right.
01:00:38It was just an idea.
01:00:39Just an idea.
01:00:40You can have it.
01:00:41The keys are in there.
01:00:42Oh.
01:00:51You want to go for a walk?
01:00:56Mrs. Samuels, I, uh, I just want to...
01:01:04Well, I really don't know how to say this, but I...
01:01:06You don't have to.
01:01:08I understand.
01:01:10You want Cindy.
01:01:13Yeah.
01:01:16I'm sorry, Mrs. Samuels, but I...
01:01:18Don't be.
01:01:20I'll remember our moment for a long, long time.
01:01:25Can we remember this together?
01:01:27Sure.
01:01:28And nothing can ever take this away from us.
01:01:31No.
01:01:45Our chariot awaits.
01:01:47You mean this?
01:01:49Yeah, why not?
01:01:50You know, you ought to be on the stage.
01:01:53Oh, yeah, the first stage out of town.
01:02:05Hey, Dick.
01:02:06I think there's a leak in the moon bounce.
01:02:07I think you better go check it.
01:02:09Shit.
01:02:17Come on, everybody.
01:02:18Let's have a drink.
01:02:20We deserve it.
01:02:21Oh, you can say that again.
01:02:24Okay.
01:02:25Come on, everybody.
01:02:26Let's have a drink.
01:02:27We deserve it.
01:02:28Flowers.
01:02:29They're beautiful.
01:02:30Isn't that the Big Dipper?
01:02:33Huh?
01:02:35The stars.
01:02:36Aren't they beautiful?
01:02:41Well, I don't see anything wrong with it.
01:02:43No, look inside.
01:02:48Come on.
01:02:51What's wrong with you?
01:02:52What are you trying to do?
01:03:03She likes me.
01:03:05She likes me not.
01:03:07She likes me.
01:03:10She likes me not.
01:03:12She likes me.
01:03:15She likes me not.
01:03:22Oh, this is number one, and we're having lots of fun.
01:03:27Roll me over.
01:03:28Lay me down and do it again.
01:03:31Roll me over.
01:03:44Oh, Steve.
01:03:46What?
01:03:50Oh, Steve, Mike's in trouble.
01:03:52What kind of trouble?
01:03:53His van is stuck.
01:03:55Come on, I'll take it to him.
01:03:56What's wrong?
01:03:57I'm going to give Mike a hand.
01:03:58I'll be right back.
01:03:59Yes, you better take your bike.
01:04:00It'll be a lot faster.
01:04:06Cindy.
01:04:09Cindy.
01:04:12Look, I'm sorry, okay?
01:04:13It was nothing.
01:04:14Just please don't be angry with me.
01:04:16I'm not angry with you, Matt.
01:04:18You're not?
01:04:19No.
01:04:21I'm furious.
01:04:30Hey, I got a great idea.
01:04:31What?
01:04:32Take a ride to the beach.
01:04:34Okay.
01:04:42Guess who?
01:04:44I don't know who.
01:04:46It's me.
01:04:47Who's me?
01:04:50Me.
01:04:51Oh, me.
01:04:53I mean you.
01:04:55Come on, Mike.
01:04:57It's time.
01:04:58For what?
01:05:00It's time for us to make mad, passionate, animalistic love.
01:05:09Are you kidding?
01:05:16You're not kidding.
01:05:17She's not kidding.
01:05:20Stop here.
01:05:26Where's Mike?
01:05:28I don't know.
01:05:30I don't get it.
01:05:32Aw, come on, Steve.
01:05:35Don't be so naive.
01:05:38Hey, look, Kim, cut the crap.
01:05:39I've got to get back to Linda.
01:05:41Oh, what for?
01:05:44You know, you'd have a much better time with me.
01:05:48Come on, Steve.
01:05:50Give it a chance, huh?
01:05:52Be a good girl and put your dress back on.
01:05:54No.
01:05:55Suit yourself.
01:05:59Hey!
01:06:00Back to Linda.
01:06:01You know you're a little bastard.
01:06:03How'd you find out?
01:06:04It's supposed to be a family secret.
01:06:05Hey!
01:06:06Hey!
01:06:07Hey!
01:06:08Hey!
01:06:09Hey!
01:06:10Hey!
01:06:11Hey!
01:06:12Hey!
01:06:13Hey!
01:06:14Hey!
01:06:15Hey!
01:06:16Hey!
01:06:17Hey!
01:06:18Hey!
01:06:19Hey!
01:06:20Hey!
01:06:21Hey!
01:06:22Hey!
01:06:23Hey!
01:06:24Hey!
01:06:25Hey!
01:06:26Hey!
01:06:27Hey!
01:06:28Hey!
01:06:29Hey!
01:06:30Hey!
01:06:31Hey!
01:06:32Hey!
01:06:33Hey!
01:06:34Hey!
01:06:35Hey!
01:06:36Hey!
01:06:37Stop!
01:06:38Hey!
01:06:39Hey!
01:06:40Hey!
01:06:41Hey!
01:06:42Hey!
01:06:43Hey!
01:06:44Hey!
01:06:45Hey!
01:06:46Oh, it's
01:06:50over.
01:06:54What's that, Herman?
01:07:04It can be.
01:07:06Oh, it is.
01:07:09Only a miracle can save it now.
01:07:12The kids might still come down.
01:07:18Even if they did, it wouldn't help.
01:07:21Oh, we might be able to coast by it for another year.
01:07:25Come on, dear.
01:07:34Let's go to bed.
01:07:55Herman, don't worry.
01:08:05There are other things in this world besides this camp.
01:08:08We'll find something.
01:08:11You're right, and we will.
01:08:14Together.
01:08:16Hey, Herman, have you seen Dick?
01:08:19No, I don't know.
01:08:20I'm...
01:08:25Hey, Mike.
01:08:34Yeah?
01:08:35How'd you make out last night?
01:08:36Did you get any?
01:08:37Hey, Steve, I mean, that's personal.
01:08:39You know, I don't believe in bragging about things like that.
01:08:42Well, did you?
01:08:47Horse.
01:08:48Horse.
01:08:49Take it easy.
01:08:50It's been a lot of fun.
01:08:52Yeah, and don't do anything we wouldn't do.
01:08:56You guys are real pigs.
01:08:59Well, excuse us.
01:09:06Oh, hey, Cindy, isn't that what's-her-name?
01:09:08Oh, my God, I can't believe it.
01:09:10Can I have your autograph, please?
01:09:12We saw you on the tube last night.
01:09:13You're our favorite star.
01:09:14Oh, fuck off, will you?
01:09:18Are you Mike?
01:09:19Yeah.
01:09:20I've heard so much about you, lover.
01:09:23Can we ride with you?
01:09:26Sure.
01:09:27Get those little tits in here.
01:09:32Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:09:34Where are you going?
01:09:35Home.
01:09:36Not on that bus.
01:09:37You're going with us.
01:09:39I thought they'd never ask.
01:09:41Well...
01:09:42Okay.
01:09:43Okay.
01:09:48You rotten mother!
01:09:51Bye, Herman.
01:09:52Oh.
01:09:53Thanks a lot.
01:09:54Thank you, Mr. Samuels.
01:09:59Thanks for coming.
01:10:01Thanks, Mr. Samuels.
01:10:02We had a great time.
01:10:04You know, the guys and I had a little talk,
01:10:06and we decided we're gonna try our darnedest
01:10:09to help out the camp.
01:10:11Oh, thanks, Ricky.
01:10:12I certainly appreciate that.
01:10:13Bye-bye.
01:10:14Goodbye.
01:10:15Well, Herman,
01:10:16that just about does it.
01:10:17We're all finished up.
01:10:18Okay, thanks, George.
01:10:23Wait until I get my hands on you!
01:10:26Nothing will happen.
01:10:27You've been abusing that pipe
01:10:28for so long you don't know
01:10:29what to do with the real thing.
01:10:32You'll probably try to plug it into a wall.
01:10:33Listen, I could get more sex in a week
01:10:35than you could in a whole year.
01:10:38Well...
01:10:39If I wanted to!
01:10:40Don't make the zoos let you do that
01:10:41to their animals.
01:10:43Hey!
01:10:44Wait for me!
01:10:45Wait for me!
01:10:59You know, Matt,
01:11:01seriously,
01:11:02I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life.
01:11:05I mean, college, job waiting,
01:11:08marriage,
01:11:09Up yours, Ricky!
01:11:10Mr. Samuels!
01:11:11Mr. Samuels!
01:11:12Mr. Samuels!
01:11:13Mr. Samuels!
01:11:14You remember me, huh?
01:11:15Yes, yes.
01:11:16You're that, uh,
01:11:17Mr. Geologist, right?
01:11:19Right, right.
01:11:20And you'll never guess what I found.
01:11:21It's fantastic.
01:11:22Over there...
01:11:23Don't tell me.
01:11:24Let me guess.
01:11:27You discovered oil on the property, right?
01:11:30Absolutely.
01:11:32Then I'm gonna be a very rich man, right?
01:11:35What do you say, huh?
01:11:38What'd I say?
01:11:44I'm rich!
01:11:46I'm rich!
01:11:47We're rich!
01:11:49We're rich!
01:11:52The camp is safe!
01:11:53We're rich!
01:11:55We're all rich!
01:11:57We're all rich!
01:12:00We're all rich!
01:12:04The camp is safe and sound!