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00:00Cats, said Dougal, unexpectedly.
00:25I have been giving a lot of thought recently to the subject of cats.
00:31Now it's always been a mystery to me why people keep cats when they could have a dog.
00:37Oh, Dougal, said Florence.
00:40People like cats because they're, uh, they're, um, yes, said Dougal.
00:47Well, they're pretty.
00:50Pretty is as pretty does, said Dougal.
00:54I'm pretty, but I don't go around chasing mice and spending half me time up trees, do I?
01:02But you can't climb trees, Dougal.
01:04How do you know, said Dougal?
01:07Well, I just know, said Florence.
01:10Well, you're wrong, smarty boots, said Dougal.
01:16Do I hear the sounds of an argument, said Ermintrude.
01:20I just happened to be passing, and I heard words.
01:25I hope no one's being catty.
01:27Funny you should say that, said Dougal.
01:32Very funny, said Florence.
01:34Brian arrived.
01:35Hello, dear thing.
01:37What do you think of cats, said Dougal?
01:40Oh, I think they're jolly little creatures, said Ermintrude.
01:44And they drink milk, so they must have a lot of common sense.
01:49I like cats, said Brian.
01:53You like anything, said Dougal.
01:56What's all this interesting cats suddenly, said Ermintrude.
02:01They climb trees.
02:02Well, who doesn't, said Ermintrude.
02:05Yes, who, said Brian.
02:08I don't know, said Florence.
02:12So they all went to see how good everyone was at climbing trees.
02:17What I like about this place, said Ermintrude, is that there's never a dull moment.
02:24Well I'm not too sure about this tree-climbing business, said Florence.
02:29Why dear, said Ermintrude, if it keeps them out of trouble.
02:34What trouble, said Florence?
02:37I don't know, dear heart.
02:39Something my old brother used to say.
02:43Dougal was trying out his cat-like qualities.
02:47Nothing to it, he said.
02:49I don't know what all the fuss is about.
02:52Well, you're the only one making any fuss, said Ermintrude, up a little tree.
02:59As you so rightly said, there's nothing to it, is there?
03:04Come with me, said Dougal, grimly.
03:09What's going on, said Brian.
03:11They're pretending to be cats, said Florence.
03:15Cats, ma'am, said Dylan.
03:18Did I hear like, er, cats?
03:21Cats, said Florence.
03:24I don't know, ma'am, said Dylan.
03:27Whenever I hear the word cats, I feel like, er, sleepy.
03:32Come on, sighed Florence.
03:35Dougal and Ermintrude were having a tree-climbing contest.
03:39I think I win by a short leaf, dear heart, said Ermintrude.
03:44What a lovely view.
03:46I think I can see the sea.
03:48I don't know, birds must have a lot of fun.
03:51Are you all right there?
03:52Do I detect a wobble?
03:54No, you do not detect a wobble.
03:57I am perfectly stable.
03:59I just feel a bit sick, that's all.
04:02How are you going to get down, said Florence?
04:05We'll wait for autumn, they said.
04:09Oh, yeah, I can.
04:13Yeah, yeah.
04:15I can see, we'll be back in physiotherapy.
04:19Oh, yeah.
04:23Yeah.
04:25Yeah.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Yeah.
04:26Yeah.