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00:00You

00:11Previously, it's a real estate

00:12We've been at this new place almost six months and we still haven't found a replacement for films down 34 replacements for Zoe

00:19These aren't people you replace easily. I'm still meeting the August and underground parking garages

00:24If you find our mission, so it is tasteful. Why do you stay?

00:30Oh little Luke

00:33all rode up and he sells

00:37Houses paybacks a bitch little Luke and it's coming for you

00:53Slow down J. Bird. No one's gonna take it away

00:56Definitely did something different

00:58It's called a reverse sear. Mm-hmm. It's taken the oven a few minutes bake the inside then you see it on the grill

01:04So you think we'll have a barbecue at a new place. We'll pick one out together. Cool

01:15Can I go to Quentin's for a sleepover on the weekend

01:19there they're throwing me a party like, um, my friends like a

01:25Farewell

01:26Thing we talked about this

01:29Yes, dad. I promise I'm gonna be super careful and I won't this isn't a debate

01:34The rules for a reason

01:56I

02:03Come here

02:11Right

02:26I

02:43Buddy

02:57I

03:07Same old story the woman comes home early and catches her man with a microwave

03:16Why build a magnetron when one can simply borrow from the people who brought us the six-minute baked potato Oh August

03:24It's for Luke, let me guess he called and you jumped at the chance to thumb your nose at Astra who will be

03:31Furious to learn you are in violation of your non-compete

03:36Luke is a friend and needed my help

03:39This isn't about as you're my recent

03:42Discontent. Look, I know you've been unhappy with them, but I got some news tonight at dinner. I think may help Oh

03:49Shang is retiring

03:52He announces next week and his replacement

03:58Executive director

04:00That's wonderful show very well-deserved. Oh

04:05It's what I've been working for all these years. Oh

04:09But they are gonna be looking at me very very closely

04:13Not just my work

04:16Everything

04:18My record has to be spotless

04:21No skeletons in the closet or else

04:23Last thing I want to do

04:27Is to put your career at risk

04:30Thank you

04:39I can tell you right now Mitch there will be no shortage of buyers for this neighborhood

04:43Young families will love to have such a great school nearby

04:47No, any particular reason why you're selling

04:50I'm just

04:52Got it. Well in terms of staging I have a few thoughts. I oh

04:58Yeah, my my son Jalen is kind of a

05:01Sleeping disorder one time. He wandered right out the front door into the street. Oh my god. Was he okay?

05:06Yeah, I don't sleep for a while. I I was awake and grabbed him in time

05:11Lucky

05:12Can I take a look inside? Um another time?

05:16Warzone in there teenage boys, right?

05:19Excuse me. It's the movers. Hmm. Hi

05:22Yeah. Yeah, I was hoping you could pencil me in for the 23rd

05:40I

05:50Sorry, I was just yeah got some moving stuff to take care of if you don't mind sure thing

05:58No

06:05Messing around, please take the first offer whatever it is the first offer. Thanks, Miss Ireland

06:22Hey Audrey settling in okay. Yes. Mr. Roman. I familiarized myself with open accounts

06:27I organized an inspection with the Rohan house and I sent back that coffee pot machine as requested

06:32You know, am I crazy or was there a weird aftertaste there was but I'll find a nice pour-over machine and make a standing bean

06:38order with a local roaster

06:41Awesome

06:44From an island

06:47May I say who's calling

06:50Sure one moment

06:53There's a mr. McNeil on the phone for you that meal, huh transfer it to myself

07:03Luke Roman

07:06Luke

07:07Hello, Luke. How are you?

07:10Thanks. Who's this Luke? My name is Tyler McNeil. I'm looking to sell my home. I was told you the best

07:17I'm in the business of best. Well, thank you. Mr. Mac. Yeah, what sort of problem?

07:22Are we talking about here? It's Tyler

07:25The address is 7 1 2 Riverwalk. Oh

07:32The house on the hill the one overlooking the river

07:37You know that living there as you do

07:40Would you like to come by and take a look at it? Yes. Yes very much. Mr. Mac

07:47Then we can set up a personalized market plan identifying and targeting key buyer segments

07:52Thanks, Luke. I'll be in touch

08:05712 Riverwalk is hitting the market. Is that a good thing? It's pretty much a big fish that just jumped into the boat

08:13Okay. Well, I'll find some comparables and make some room in a calendar for you

08:17Thanks. Oh

08:18Sorry, I just had one question. I keep seeing a reference to

08:23SMEP, but I can't seem to find what it means

08:28Specialists and metaphysically engaged properties

08:32Homes that have

08:34Unique barriers to sell. Well, I'd love to learn more about them

08:48You

09:09Susan I'd like to introduce you to our fabulous new administrative assistant

09:15Audrey fresh from the temp agency. It's nice to meet you Audrey miss Ireland any experience in the industry

09:21Well, I spent two years something at Leland properties high volume

09:25But lacking the personal touch that a boutique agency provides two years. I hope you learned a few things

09:30So a few why don't you take the day and get to know my filing system? Sure. It shouldn't take the whole day

09:37She has a hundred and nine different color codes. Hope you know your fuchsias from your violence

09:43Extracted buttercup

09:50It was so strange there were these big locks on his son's bedroom door

09:54It was a mess with bars on the windows and he wants me to take the first offer we get off

09:59That's crazy talk. No, seriously. I get a real weird vibe from this guy

10:06This guy this wonderful guy miss

10:13Can I get you some coffee we have a pour-over now

10:19So your dad won't let you come because you walk in his sleep sometimes

10:26That's nuts, yeah, I know

10:30Have you ever thought about like seeing a sleep doctor or something? No, I never want to see another doctor ever again, right?

10:35Right. Sorry. I forgot

10:38man, is it this really that serious though, I

10:41Mean sometimes I wake up with actual scratch marks on my walls last week

10:47My whole wardrobe is tipped over so and you just never remember a thing ever

10:53That's crazy. Hey, are you still come though? I just I'd look up for you. I

10:59Came to apologize I shouldn't have snapped at you like that. I'm just

11:05Anxious to put that house behind us and get a fresh start

11:07My yeah, my wife and I bought that house together, but she

11:12Died. It's a car accident. I'm so sorry

11:16Just a few years ago. And just as we were picking up the pieces Jalen got sick

11:20Really sick doctors didn't think he was gonna make it. Oh my god, they called it a miracle

11:26Yes, the universe sold us one, you know

11:29It's amazing

11:31So the sleepwalking it started after

11:33Yeah, it's probably stress-related he's just been through so much but I gotta handle it

11:39Jalen's lucky to have you looking out for him and I will do my best to fast-track the deal and give you to that fresh

11:44Start ASAP

11:46Thank you, Miss Ireland, Susan, but I insist we field multiple offers

11:51Let the market do what it does. I

11:54Wouldn't sleep well if we didn't

11:58Okay, I'm gonna go get some sleep

12:00Oh

12:02We didn't

12:06Okay, sounds good

12:22Who are you sorry I was no one no one answered the door I

12:26I'm a member of St. Andrew's Church,

12:27and I'm just, I'm just inviting you

12:29to our weekend fundraising barbecue.

12:31Ah, I see.

12:33A man of God.

12:36And he told you to come over here

12:38and invite me over for a little wine wafer and ribs?

12:44No, not, not exactly.

12:47Well, then what does he tell you then?

12:50I assume he speaks to you, comforts you,

12:54tells you you're his favoritest little helper.

12:57Okay, um, I should really get going.

13:00Just kidding, son.

13:01What's your name?

13:05Alex.

13:06Alex.

13:08Well, I'd like to give you some money, Alex.

13:10How's $100,000 sound?

13:14One and five zeros.

13:15Are you a liberal arts major, Alex?

13:19100,000, that's, I mean, I don't, I mean,

13:22the church could do so much with that kind of contribution.

13:24It's not for the church.

13:26It's for you.

13:27I will personally pay you $100,000

13:31to leave the church, that corrupt, depraved,

13:33rotting old relic, and never return.

13:37What do you say, Alex?

13:38Can I get an amen and a hallelujah?

13:43All right.

13:45You're crazy.

13:47Ha, ha, ha, ha.

13:49100 grand from a crazy man spends just as nice.

13:54Think about it, Alex.

14:13How do you always know exactly what I want?

14:19I don't.

14:26Sorry for being late.

14:29The Asdra rocket I'm designing

14:31now needs to be 12 tons lighter.

14:34It's like asking a prize fighter

14:36trying to make weight to hand over his spleen.

14:39Must be nice to blame the big leech again.

14:42Asdra's resources are impressive,

14:45but there was a certain uncomplicated morality

14:47about my work at the agency.

14:51On that topic, whatever's shambling around the Rohan house,

14:57that should take care of it.

14:59But I made a commitment to Asdra Luke,

15:01and more importantly, to Rochelle.

15:04I'll join you for a pint anytime,

15:06but I mustn't cheat on Asdra anymore, vocationally speaking.

15:13So no more toys.

15:18Been tough without you, August, and Phil, and Zoey.

15:24I miss the old days.

15:27That's why I haven't tried so hard to replace you.

15:31Be pretty much admitting that you're not coming back.

15:37I miss it too, more than you know.

15:41To old friends and musty addicts.

15:47Yo, Jalen, come outside, man, this party's gonna be lit.

15:50Ah!

15:51Ah!

15:52Ah!

15:53Ah!

15:54Ah!

15:55Ah!

15:56Ah!

15:57Ah!

15:58Ah!

15:59Ah!

16:00Ah!

16:01Jalen, look, man, I'm not leaving

16:03until you get your ass outside, don't be a wiener.

16:05Ah!

16:06Ah!

16:07Ah!

16:08Ah!

16:09Ah!

16:11Jalen!

16:13Come on, go up here and get your ass out here, man.

16:15I'm making man out of you, boy.

16:17Ah!

16:18Ah!

16:19Ah!

16:20Ah!

16:22Jalen!

16:23Ah!

16:24Ah!

16:25Ah!

16:26Ah!

16:27Ah!

16:28Ah!

16:29Ah!

16:30Ah!

16:31Ah!

16:32Ah!

16:33Ah!

16:34Ah!

16:35Ah!

16:36Ah!

16:37Ah!

16:38Ah!

16:39Ah!

16:40Ah!

16:49Luke Rohn, welcome.

16:51Tyler, you look just like your transit bench.

16:56Please, come on in.

17:06I love the walls, floors.

17:09The view is remarkable.

17:13May I ask where you're selling it?

17:15It's just not me anymore.

17:17Something from the kitchen?

17:19Just water.

17:32So, tell me your story, Luke.

17:35Well, with Roman Ireland, you get all the amenities

17:37of a high-volume agency with the care and attention

17:39only a boutique could provide.

17:43I can read all that on your website.

17:45I want to know about you.

17:48Not much to tell, really.

17:50Any family?

17:56I'm, uh, single, detached at the moment.

17:58How about yourself?

17:59What kind of work do you have?

18:00I operate luxury retirement lifestyle alternatives.

18:04Senior housing, now that's a stable market.

18:09You know what it's about, Luke?

18:11Dignity.

18:13Our society, we tend to just put people in a box.

18:18That's true.

18:19We just put them in a box and toss them out

18:21when we're done with them.

18:23Just toss them right out into whatever.

18:26Sink or swim, right?

18:29It's a shame.

18:30Yeah.

18:31Yeah, it is.

18:32It's a shame.

18:35A shame, a damn shame.

18:40So tell me, Luke, why real estate, out of all the things

18:42that you could have done?

18:47I've been asking myself that a lot lately.

18:51Excuse me.

18:53Hey, can I call you back?

18:58Can it wait?

18:59I'm with a really important client.

19:03I'll be right there.

19:05You're leaving?

19:07Yeah, a client issue.

19:08Can't wait.

19:09You have clients, you know how it is.

19:10Why don't you give me a call?

19:11We'll talk about what your needs are.

19:13I'm very good at expressing my needs.

19:15Great.

19:16See you soon.

19:19Hey, I thought about what you said,

19:22and I'll take the money.

19:23What the hell?

19:27I'll call you.

19:33Sorry, limited time offer.

19:39Came by to do a little staging, and I found this.

19:43Whoa.

19:45I hope Jalen's OK.

19:48I hope not, but of course.

19:54Oh, my God, is he all right?

19:56We're OK.

19:57He just needs to rest.

19:58Are you sure?

19:59Please go.

20:00Mitch, it's...

20:01Let us know if you need anything.

20:05What the...

20:06Let's just give him some time.

20:07We'll talk about it, but not here.

20:16All right, so I looked into Mr. Volney,

20:18but there isn't much.

20:19It says that he used to be a pilot for a commercial airline,

20:21but he quit a few years ago.

20:23It's probably when his son got sick.

20:25Yeah, he's been day trading ever since,

20:27and he's apparently really good at it.

20:29Oh, do you always dig into your clients this way?

20:32Because at Leland Properties, we would never really do this.

20:35Audrey, will you excuse us for a moment?

20:39Yeah.

20:40Sure.

20:49So what do you know?

20:50Jalen is not a sleepwalker.

20:52What is he?

20:53I felt something else in there, something nasty.

20:56Should we bring that thing along?

20:58The MED?

20:59I don't know how to use it. Do you?

21:01It's a molecular exfiltration device.

21:04How hard could it be?

21:06We should call August.

21:07August is unavailable.

21:08Astra's jerking his chain.

21:10No August, no Phil, no Zoe.

21:12Lomax is at that relocation conference.

21:14We are seriously understaffed.

21:16We gotta move fast, because that kid's in danger,

21:18and I think his father is, too.

21:21Are you guys hopping on a call?

21:22I'd sure love to shadow.

21:23Sorry.

21:24I found a cerulean vial in a vermilion folder.

21:27One more again, please.

21:37Jalen?

21:40Open the door, we need to talk about it.

21:42I just want to be alone.

21:46Okay.

21:48I'm here if you need me.

21:57Okay.

22:28Sarah.

22:30Sarah.

22:40It's humming. I think that's good.

22:42Maybe it doesn't know the words.

22:45Look, we have to do this right.

22:47His family has been through enough.

22:49Yeah.

22:50I'm lucky.

22:58What are you doing here?

22:59Mitch, we need to talk.

23:01What's happening to your son isn't normal.

23:04I told you, he's just a teenager.

23:06He's bending iron.

23:08No amount of hormones in the world can explain that.

23:11There is something bad in your son.

23:13It is old and it is evil, and I think we can help you.

23:16You people are insane.

23:17Get out of here. Right now.

23:19Dad?

23:20Dad?

23:26What is happening to me?

23:34I don't understand.

23:38Mitch.

23:41Come on.

23:43Your son, he has the demon in him.

23:46I know.

23:48You know?

23:50How do you know?

23:54I'm the one who put it there.

24:07Jalen was diagnosed with lymphoma.

24:11There wasn't any cure.

24:13I just lost Laura.

24:16I couldn't lose you too.

24:21I've traveled just about everywhere.

24:23And I've seen things in older parts of the world.

24:28Things that I can't explain.

24:32And I heard rumors once about a man in northern Iraq who sold immortality.

24:40When I found him, before I spoke, he knew I was there.

24:45He said he could save Jalen.

24:49I cried.

24:50For the first time, I felt like there was hope.

24:55I brought all the money that I could carry safely in that part of the world.

25:00And a gun, in case the money wasn't enough.

25:02I knew it was possible that he was conning me.

25:05Probable, even.

25:06But I paid him the money.

25:15But I was paying the price of immortality.

25:22It turns out that the price wasn't worth it.

25:25It wasn't worth it.

25:28It wasn't worth it.

25:30It turns out that the price was higher.

25:34He sold you a demon.

25:36But it worked.

25:41It worked.

25:43The day after you took it, the cancer went away.

25:47Boom.

25:49It was a miracle.

25:50How long before?

25:52It started about six months ago.

25:55It wasn't every night at first.

25:57And then it was most nights.

25:59And now...

26:02He changes.

26:04You ready to hear about this?

26:12The worst is...

26:13Is what he does to himself.

26:17His nails get long and he...

26:20And he hurts himself.

26:22Throws himself into walls.

26:25Bites.

26:27It's like the demon's trying to destroy itself from inside.

26:31Why don't I have...

26:33Sleep?

26:34When you wake up, you don't remember.

26:36You don't have any blood or scars.

26:39Not until the next time.

26:43He's never hurt anybody else.

26:47Except once.

26:51It was just a deer.

26:54A full-grown buck.

26:55Pretty much torn apart.

26:58But no, you never...

27:00Never hurt a person.

27:02What happens if I do?

27:05Maybe we can help you get rid of it.

27:07No.

27:08Mitch, please.

27:10Absolutely not.

27:11Dad.

27:13Jaylen.

27:15What if it comes back?

27:16What if you take it out and the cancer comes back?

27:18You don't understand.

27:19Dad, I'm old enough to make my own decisions, okay?

27:21I get to decide.

27:24I want friends.

27:26Okay? I want to...

27:28Get married someday.

27:31I just want a life.

27:34However long.

27:46You've done this kind of thing before?

27:51Sort of.

27:54What?

27:58Any chance we can track down this demon dealer?

28:01I emailed Phil about it.

28:02Apparently we have a better chance of catching wind with the net.

28:05His words.

28:07No, we're just going to have to go with the details we got from Mitch.

28:09I've gone through Phil's old records.

28:12It appears we're dealing with a sleep demon.

28:15Immortal.

28:17And very dangerous.

28:19It leaves dormant during the day.

28:21But at night it effectively hijacks the body.

28:24So why is it coming out now?

28:26Best guess?

28:27Puberty.

28:29It matured with the boy.

28:31Now that he's come of age, it has too.

28:33Meaning it will only go stronger.

28:35More destructive.

28:37Will an MED work?

28:39No, no. I've learned over time.

28:41This demon extraction business is very bespoke.

28:45One size does not fit all.

28:47This particular entity has been fused with the boy too long.

28:52It's laid down roots and won't come easily.

28:55We need something more powerful and precise.

29:00I have an idea.

29:17I have an idea.

29:47Good night, Rich.

29:48Sorry for offering.

29:50I've got to check the briefcase.

29:56New security protocol.

29:59You should have got an email.

30:17Hey.

30:18Good night, Professor.

30:48It's a next-gen defibrillator.

30:53Designed to keep a soldier's heart beating for hours,

30:55even days if medical evac is impossible.

30:58I've reprogrammed it to expel a concentrated electric charge.

31:03What we must do,

31:04attach the leads to the boy's chest,

31:07flick the switch,

31:09and it'll burn the demon out from within.

31:11Like how a fever kills a virus.

31:13And Jalen will be okay?

31:15He should be.

31:17But it's important no one is touching the boy during the surge.

31:20Any contact charge could be fatal, so stay clear.

31:25Thanks, Augie.

31:26We'll take it from here.

31:28It's probably best if I come along.

31:31It's a touchy little piece of technology.

31:35Won't Astra throw some kind of legal fit?

31:38Probably.

31:39But standing here with you both,

31:41staring down the unknown and the unspeakable,

31:45it just feels right.

31:48Well, let's go.

31:53Audrey, this isn't right.

31:55We're going to do a thing with the engaged property.

31:57Please let me come.

31:58Whatever it is, I swear I can handle it.

32:00Not this time.

32:02Luke, we all need to learn at some point.

32:05I'm sorry.

32:06Luke, we all need to learn at some point.

32:12Okay, kid. You're up.

32:20Hey, Jalen.

32:22You gotta stay awake.

32:24Remember?

32:26Dad, something's wrong.

32:30I think it knows.

32:33Dad, how does it know?

32:34What?

32:40It's okay.

32:43Stay awake.

32:47Hey! Open up, Valming!

32:49Valming!

32:50My kid's in emergency.

32:51He's got 20 stitches.

32:52Maybe a concussion.

32:54Who's your son?

32:55Son of a bitch!

32:56Your kid cut him up!

32:57Okay, you need to calm down.

32:58Don't tell me to calm down!

32:59I'm sorry. I can't help you right now, okay?

33:01I'm sorry.

33:02I can't help you.

33:03I can't help you. I'm sorry.

33:04Call me the police!

33:15Hey!

33:16We gotta go.

33:17What?

33:18The police are coming.

33:19Come on.

33:20Wait, wait, wait.

33:21Are we just gonna leave?

33:22Yeah, we gotta hide the bag.

33:23Right now.

33:24Wait, why?

33:25Listen to me.

33:26What happened?

33:27The police aren't gonna understand.

33:28They're gonna take you away.

33:29Luke.

33:31We're gonna be okay.

33:33I promise you.

33:34Okay?

33:35Go pack the bag.

33:36Now.

33:48Gotta stay awake, Jalen.

33:49Come on.

33:50It's all gonna be okay, okay?

33:51You're gonna be fine.

33:52Come on, talk to me.

33:54I'm tired, Dad.

33:55Fight it, Jalen.

33:56Fight it.

33:58We're gonna get you somewhere safe soon, okay?

33:59Somewhere you can sleep.

34:01Okay, Jalen?

34:02Jalen!

34:12Jalen!

34:18Isn't that Mitch's car?

34:20Where the hell did they think they're going?

34:29Mitch, where's Jalen?

34:30He ran.

34:31I need to go find him.

34:32We'll find him.

34:33No, I need to go.

34:34You can't help him now.

34:35We can't.

34:36Stay with Mitch and call 911.

34:37But I...

34:38Just do it.

34:39We'll be back.

35:02Jalen!

35:05Jalen!

35:07Are you out here?

35:12Okay, then.

35:13Susan, is there anything you can do to restrain the patient?

35:32Jalen!

35:36Jalen!

35:37Wake up!

35:38Jalen!

35:39Jalen!

35:41Wake up!

35:43Almost.

35:44Almost.

35:57Jalen!

35:58Stop!

36:00Audrey!

36:02I can't hold him here much longer.

36:05Jalen, stop.

36:08Dad, Jalen, okay?

36:10Listen to me.

36:11I'm sorry, okay?

36:13Listen to me.

36:14I'm so sorry.

36:15I'm sorry.

36:16The contacts go on his chest.

36:21Mitch, be careful!

36:25Jalen.

36:26I'm sorry, okay?

36:27I'm sorry.

36:28I'm sorry.

36:29I'm sorry.

36:30You're in this mess because of me.

36:33Let me help you now.

36:34Let me help you now.

36:36Let me help you now.

36:38Don't push the button until you're clear.

36:40Let go!

36:41It could kill you!

36:42I'm right here.

36:43Mitch!

36:45Don't!

36:59Hey.

37:01Hey, what happened to you?

37:05Something is weighing on me, and I have to tell you.

37:10I'm afraid I broke my promise.

37:15You were with Luke?

37:17It was a problem, and I had the solution.

37:21That solution, however, was a piece of classified asphyxia technology

37:25that I removed from the facility without their knowledge.

37:29I will quietly return it, and no one needs to be the wiser.

37:38Was it worth it?

37:42I helped save the life of a nice young man, so...

37:47yes.

37:49It was actually the most worthwhile thing I've done in some time.

37:53It was actually the most worthwhile thing I've done in some time.

38:02I'm sorry.

38:09You're fired.

38:13Clean out your desk this morning.

38:16Security will show you out.

38:18I know the protocol.

38:19Yes, you do.

38:28Hey.

38:30I just, I thought I'd stop in and see how you two were doing.

38:35My ears stopped ringing, but I still taste pennies.

38:38Could have been a lot worse.

38:40What happened with that kid? His friend?

38:43He's, uh, he's okay.

38:44He talked his dad down off of DEFCON 1.

38:46Talked about a great friend.

38:48Jalen's lucky to have him.

38:50How is Jalen?

38:52Good.

38:54Who knows about tomorrow, or next week, or next year, but...

38:58Yeah.

39:00That's being a parent, I guess.

39:02You do your best, and...

39:04cross your fingers.

39:08Hey.

39:09The Valmis are okay.

39:11Good to hear.

39:12Oh.

39:14Hang on, we just got an email from Audrey.

39:17This should be good.

39:19Dear Mr. Roman and Miss Ireland,

39:21thank you so much for the experience.

39:23I've learned so much, blah, blah, blah, blah.

39:25Regret to inform you,

39:27I am moving on to other opportunities less invasive.

39:32Sincerely,

39:34from the highest daughter of the heart,

39:36Audrey.

39:38Damn it!

39:40I really like you.

39:42I liked her.

39:44Well, we are a little invasive.

39:46In a super supportive way.

39:48I guess some people are irrationally terrified by your filing system.

39:52But seriously,

39:54we'll have to find a replacement.

39:56Again.

39:58Come on.

40:00We just landed the most impressive property we ever had.

40:02Good things are gonna start happening.

40:04Now.

40:10Hey, Carl.

40:13Surprised to see me?

40:18Of course you are.

40:20Since I'm not at the bottom of a lake

40:22where you and your sniveling rat think of a sun

40:25dumped me 35 goddamn years ago!

40:30Yeah.

40:32It's me, Carl.

40:34Elvis the elephant.

40:36Still alive.

40:38Not to glow or anything.

40:43When I saw that obituary

40:46and looked at your dead, smirking, stupid face,

40:49you know what I felt?

40:52Actually, I was pissed.

40:55I was furious.

40:57I was horribly cheesed off that you were rotting

40:59in the cold, damp earth

41:01and I wasn't the one who put you there.

41:04That hurts, Carl.

41:13You know, I almost stuck a knife

41:16in your son's back today.

41:18Right in the spine.

41:24But then I thought,

41:28that's too easy.

41:30What I really want

41:32is to slide into that

41:35gym-toned, sun-kissed, good-haired carcass

41:38and ride it into glory land.

41:43In the end,

41:45Luke will envy you.

41:49Your pleasant, grassy wrists.

41:53So chew on that for a while, Carl.

41:57As the worms chew on you.

42:12I love you.

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