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00:00I just want to talk to you for a second.
00:02I was watching the monitor also, and I realized that when you did that kick thing,
00:07that you really didn't mean to hit me.
00:09And I just want to make sure there aren't any hard feelings,
00:12because I think this thing can work.
00:14Dawn, there's no hard feelings towards you.
00:16Okay, good.
00:17All my hard feelings are to you, Justin Credible, and you, Rhino!
00:21Yes.
00:22I've never been able to kick anybody's ass before,
00:25but I guarantee, I'm going to kick your ass!
00:29I guarantee!
00:30I'm going to kick your ass, Justin Credible, and yours too, Rhino!
00:34What?!
00:35There's a gangster back there!
00:38Of course there's a gangster back there, Dawn!
00:41He's here to watch my back.
00:44And his name is New Jack.
00:47Oh, is that his name?
00:49That's his name.
00:50Oh!
00:51Justin Credible, Rhino, and that rubber t-shirt called Francine!
00:58You better step over a line that you ain't going to be able to go back across
01:02until we get to doing what we going to do.
01:05You understand?
01:06To save is in a ring.
01:09To me, it's a killing field.
01:11We going to get your ass on the killing field,
01:14and we going to do damage like you ain't never seen it done before.
01:18I got to teach this boy how to get violent.
01:21Old school to him is a headlock.
01:23Old school to me is taking a screwdriver and sticking it in your forehead
01:27and screwing your brains out.
01:29We going to put something on all of y'all,
01:32and Francine, you ain't going to be deleted.
01:35If you get in the way and play a man's part, we going to treat you like a man.
01:39We going to beat you like a man, and we going to teach you like a man.
01:43I ain't discriminating towards nobody.
01:45Me and this boy, which you know, I can't stand!
01:50Jack Victory, I can't stand!
01:53Dawn Marie is like a damn retard.
01:55I can't stand!
01:58But I'm on a mission.
02:01Steve Guarino and New Jack, we got one thing in mind.
02:07Justin, Rhino, we going to put you out.
02:13I don't care what it takes.
02:15This is going to be violence at the highest level.
02:19We going to put you out.
02:21I got to teach him.
02:23But when I teach him, he going to get taught well.
02:28And when we done, oh God, your asses is going to be ours.
02:33We going to put you up on the wall like a deer just been shot in the head.
02:37You going to be a trophy for me and him.
02:40Dawn Marie, come here, you little retard.
02:46There's this thing called chili sauce.
02:48Oh, I like chili sauce on my hot dogs.
02:50Oh, to you it's chili sauce, but to me it's a totally different meaning.
02:55The word chili sauce, I got to teach this little retard.
02:59And the word chili sauce to New Jack is something totally different.
03:03I got a brass waterbed that's surrounded with plants and lights and stuff.
03:09Chili sauce, it ain't what she think it is because she just so stupid.
03:14It's not food.
03:15And Steve, when we're done, you going to know what violence is.
03:24Jack Victory, we got a history.
03:28But money talks.
03:31And y'all done paid me no money.
03:34I'll flip on you in a minute.
03:36We coming in.
03:38Justin, I really feel sorry for you.
03:43Your asses belong to me and him.
03:48You're going down real soon.
03:53At the hands of me and Steve Carino.
03:57Keep this in mind, chili sauce.
04:02Share, share, it's only fair.
04:06That's my boy.
04:09Word.
04:10You gangsters.
04:11Dawn, stay in the locker room.
04:14Dawn, stay in the locker room.
04:18Dawn, stay in the locker room.
04:21Steve, Steve, Steve, you stay focused.
04:24Dawn, me and you are staying in the locker room.
04:27Jack, I want to go up there.
04:29Dawn, sit down on the couch with me.
04:32Jack, is this a casting couch?
04:34No, Dawn, it's not a casting couch.
04:37Sit down.
04:40Jack, I just want to go out there and be on TV.
04:43Dawn, what do you think we're doing right now?
04:46We're on TV?
04:47Yes.
04:48Hello, everybody.
04:50Oh, my goodness.
04:51I'm here.
04:52Ta-da.
04:53I'm a star and I'm here and I'm on TV.
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07:09♪
07:11Tonight, Joey Matthews and Christian York
07:13take on Mikey Winfrey and Yoshihiro Tajiri.
07:16The return to the ring of little Spike Rodman.
07:19Jerry Lynch finally gets his hands on Danny Daniels
07:23and the titles on the line.
07:24Plus, just incredible Enlighto
07:26versus Steve Carino and New Jack.
07:29♪
07:33Hello, everyone, and welcome to ECW Hardcore TV.
07:37I'm Joey Styles.
07:38And I'm always announcing, bed-bouncing,
07:42tea-bagging, and lady-bragging
07:44the quintessential stud muffin, Joel.
07:47I don't have a cookbook like good old Jim Ross,
07:50but every girl's bedroom is my restaurant
07:54where I'm the boss.
07:56They order a salad, and they get it tossed.
07:59Me, myself, I prefer the chili sauce.
08:04Gertner, and after the chili sauce,
08:06you need the dental floss.
08:08Stop. Just stop.
08:10This Sunday night, live on pay-per-view,
08:12it's ECW's November to Remember.
08:15All the titles will be on the line.
08:18The full front of Italians
08:19defend the World Tag Team title belts
08:22against Mikey Winfrey and Yoshihiro Tajiri
08:25for the very first time.
08:28Rhyno will defend the ECW World Television title
08:32against the original gangsta New Jack
08:34and it's Double Jeopardy!
08:36Two matches in the same ring at the same time.
08:39Jerry Lynn defends the belt,
08:41the challengers, Steve Carino,
08:43Justin Credible, and The Sandman.
08:52The young tag team of Gordon and Matthews
08:55will collide with the number one contenders
08:57for the ECW World Tag Team title belts.
09:01They may be young,
09:03but they have a lot of experience already
09:05here in ECW, and this past August,
09:08they had a hell of a showing
09:10in the World Tag Team title tournament.
09:13And that tournament, of course,
09:16saw the crowning of new World Tag Team champions
09:21in the sinister minister's tandem
09:23of Mikey Winfrey and Yoshihiro Tajiri.
09:28But the very next night in New York City,
09:31it was an upset as the full-blood Italians
09:35defeated Mikey and Tajiri,
09:39and they won the belt back.
09:41The question is, can they win them back?
09:44Will they win them back?
09:46Ask the November to remember this Sunday night
09:50live on pay-per-view.
09:53Before this matchup gets underway,
09:55we understand, standing by,
09:58regarding tonight's tag team main event death match
10:02is the ECW World Television champion.
10:07We take you to the man-beast, Rhino.
10:11♪♪
10:16Tonight, Steve Corino,
10:18New Jack, the Gangster.
10:20Oh, both of you little bitches in my eyes.
10:23You know what I'm gonna do to you
10:24when I get you in the ring?
10:26I'm gonna beat your bloody,
10:27I'm gonna leave you lying,
10:28in a puddle of your own...
10:30You're gonna be screaming my name.
10:34You're gonna be dreaming my name.
10:36You know what?
10:37That's the last thing you'll think of.
10:40My name, the big...
10:43deal, ECW World Television champion.
10:47Rhino, Rhino, Rhino.
10:50That's the last thing you'll think of.
10:52Ah! Ah!
10:54Whoo!
10:57Very graphic description
10:59of what Rhino intends to do to his opponents tonight,
11:02Steve Corino and New Jack.
11:04Rhino makes me nervous.
11:06As a matter of fact,
11:08Rhino makes caffeine nervous.
11:11I've said it before, I'll say it again,
11:13Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Rhino.
11:18Yes, well, he should.
11:20Front kick now by Joey Matthews.
11:22Reversal by Mikey Whipwreck.
11:24Nicely frogged.
11:26Hip toss, nicely done.
11:29Matthews kicks him off, standing drop kick.
11:31Mikey swats it away.
11:33Kicks Joey Matthews over, gets it, too.
11:37We've got ourselves a stand-off.
11:39Great chain wrestling sequence by Mikey Whipwreck.
11:43And Joey Matthews' tag now made it to Christian York.
11:46It's the hottie, though.
11:50Apparently, York wants some of Tajiri.
11:53Why would anyone want some of the Japanese buzzsaw?
11:59York's gutsy, I'll give him that much.
12:03It looks like what Tajiri's gonna give him.
12:08Mikey Whipwreck and Yoshihiro Tajiri
12:11will challenge the full-blooded Italians
12:13for the ECW World Tag Team title belts
12:16this Sunday night live on pay-per-view.
12:19It's the ECW November to remember.
12:23Every time those two teams are in the ring,
12:26pitted against each other,
12:27especially for that tag team gold,
12:30it's always at war.
12:36Face up the figures, test the strength now.
12:42Christian York rolls through very nicely done.
12:45He gets the advantage.
12:48Christian York has a definite weight advantage
12:51over Tajiri.
12:52You can see he's taller.
12:53That gives him the leverage.
12:54And in his hair, he's got about 34 pounds of plastic.
12:59Hip up and an arm drag by Christian York.
13:04Another stand-off.
13:06And Tajiri applauding Christian York.
13:10I don't believe Christian York extended his hand.
13:13You can't trust Tajiri.
13:15He's insane.
13:18And back into Mikey Whipwreck.
13:20Who I guess would be the normal one in this outfit, right?
13:24Uh, sure.
13:30Combination backbreaker and guillotine leg drop.
13:33In comes Joey Matthews.
13:34He gets caught.
13:38Matthews set the ride.
13:40Here are front kicks to judge the outside.
13:45Backbreaker, slingshot, somersault, senton.
13:53Welcome back to ECW Hardcore TV.
13:59What a kick to the side of the head of Joey Matthews.
14:02And they've driven face first into the steel guardrail.
14:06The Sinister Ministers Disciples are ready for a war.
14:10This Sunday night at the November 11th.
14:13Live on pay-per-view.
14:14Joey Matthews and Christian York better be ready
14:17to get themselves back into this match.
14:21Christian York missed the baseball slide,
14:23but does not miss the steel guardrail.
14:28Oh my God!
14:31Did you see that young man's head bounce off the steel?
14:34I'll tell you something about this alliance
14:37of the Sinister Ministers.
14:38When they're at their baddest, they're definitely unholy.
14:43When they're at their craziest,
14:44they're arguably unstable.
14:46And when they're at their best,
14:49they're practically unbeatable.
14:55My God, you'd think that poor kid owed that money.
15:02Matthews has no idea where he is.
15:04Mikey knows he's up top.
15:06A decapitating clothesline.
15:10Matthews kicks out.
15:13Matthews looks to be running on pure instinct right now.
15:20Matthews now sent for the right into the corner.
15:23Touched that clothesline.
15:24Hits a hangman's neckbreaker out of nowhere.
15:29Spinning heel kick finds Lamarque Tajiri to the outside.
15:33How often is that that you see Tajiri
15:35on the receiving end of a kick to the head?
15:38York and Matthews mounting a comeback.
15:40There's the tag.
15:42Christian York now going up top.
15:45Snapmare.
15:51Breaker fall.
15:54Cover.
15:56Two, no.
15:58This match you would think would be a showcase event
16:01for Mikey Whitbreck and Yoshihiro Tajiri,
16:04number one contenders to the tag team titles.
16:07It has become, in effect, a showcase event
16:10for Joey Matthews and Christian York,
16:13two competitors just past their 21st birthday,
16:16but taking it right now to Mikey Whitbreck
16:20and Yoshihiro Tajiri,
16:21and proving that they are indeed at the top,
16:24towards the top of the ECW tag team division.
16:29In comes Joey Matthews, in comes Tajiri,
16:31and Matthews may be out as fast as he checked in.
16:35And spring elbow on Christian York.
16:42Tajiri's gonna get the better of that exchange.
16:46Three missed.
16:47What a kick.
16:53And another guillotine leg drop, another kick.
16:59Poor Joey Matthews looked like a bear
17:01in a shooting gallery.
17:06Christian York gets played in, they're not done.
17:16Mikey Tajiri, stand him up.
17:19Drive-up down, double team brain buster.
17:24Bring on the full-blooded Italian
17:27at the November Trip Empire.
17:30New Jack, the clock is ticking on your ass.
17:34Ever since Milwaukee, I've been dying
17:37to get my hands on you, Steve Carino.
17:43You're walking around ECW like you're the next big thing.
17:48Well punk, my time ain't over yet.
17:51I'm the former, and I'm the future,
17:53ECW World Heavyweight Champion.
17:57You know, Justin, I've been with pimples,
18:00I've been with franchises, I've been with dreamers,
18:04I've been with ravens, I've always been with champs,
18:08but I've never been with a gangster.
18:10So why don't you be a good boy
18:12and get yourself back into title contention?
18:15Because if you don't, I will have
18:18to weigh my options elsewhere.
18:23Carino, New Jack, and I.
18:27And after I beat you two, I'm gonna go home
18:30and beat her, interview over.
18:34I'm sick of therapy, I'm sick of doctors,
18:36I'm sick of rehab, I'm sick of people telling me what to do,
18:39I'm sick of Paulie telling me I can't work.
18:41Chris Hammer, you wanna fight me?
18:43Fine, fine, I'll fight you.
18:45Tonight, I don't care about the doctors,
18:47I'm gonna listen to those voices
18:48that are inside my head that are telling me what to do.
18:50Chris Hammer, tonight, tonight, Chris Hammer, tonight,
18:54you're gonna find out why I'm the giant killer.
18:58Open the glasses.
19:04Last week, right here on Hardcore TV,
19:07the security camera in the men's room
19:09caught Chris Hammer trying to sneak up
19:11on little Spike Dudley.
19:13But Spike chased Hammer out of the men's room tonight.
19:16They go at it one-on-one
19:17as the commissioner returns to the ring.
19:20Hooray for the commissioner.
19:21When are they gonna show the footage
19:22from the ladies' room?
19:24Have you seen the pictures of Jasmine St. Clair
19:27in her schoolgirl outfit on ecwwrestling.com?
19:31Yes.
19:32You have?
19:33Yes.
19:34Right.
19:35Well, could you imagine
19:36the kinds of things that Jasmine St. Clair
19:39must do behind locked doors
19:42in the privacy of her own stall?
19:46Let go of me, you pig!
19:48Imagine what it must be like!
19:51Last week, in veteran currency,
19:53Chris Hammer tried to jump little Spike Dudley
19:56in the men's room.
20:00Apparently now he doesn't wanna wrestle Spike.
20:03What do you mean he doesn't wanna wrestle him?
20:05How do you know that?
20:06Confederate currency, unfortunate karma.
20:10It looks like after calling Spike a cripple,
20:13he now has a bad wheel.
20:15But it's an even playing field.
20:16What, he slipped on the wet men's room floor?
20:19Oh, I don't buy this for a second.
20:22Only an old-school southern heel like Chris Hammer
20:26would try this bogus knee entry angle.
20:29You gotta be kidding me.
20:31I think he's got something to say.
20:35You think?
20:39My English to redneck dictionary.
20:41I would just like to inform
20:44all of you great fans of Battle Creek.
20:46That means he wants to tell them.
20:47I know you're paying to see me wrestle.
20:50But as you can see,
20:52I'm not gonna be able to have a match tonight.
20:54Wrestle means wrestle.
20:58I was in the back doing my usual 1,500 squats.
21:02And on 1,499, I pulled a muscle in my leg.
21:06He was taking a squat off.
21:07So I'd like to have Commissioner Spike Dudley
21:09to come out here, give me my release from this match,
21:13and we're leaving it down.
21:15Just because I did 1,400 squats on Elektra last week,
21:19just like one of the boys,
21:20to have to show up to Stunt Mother.
21:25I don't think the Commissioner,
21:26Little Spike Dudley, is coming out here
21:28to give Chris Hammer the release.
21:31Little Spike Dudley telling the doctors
21:34to stick their prognosis.
21:37You can see he's got the knee brace on.
21:41Spike rushing at his knee,
21:43snapped in half by Rhino.
21:45He is tired of rehabbing that leg.
21:48He wants back in the ring.
21:49He wants back in the ring here tonight
21:52on ECW Hardcore TV.
21:55And Hamrick's gonna bear the brunt
21:57of the Commissioner's frustration.
21:59And the only thing he wants to release on Chris Hamrick
22:02is his psychedelic kaleidoscope of pain.
22:06Hamrick throwing pretty good kicks for a cripple.
22:10Spike throwing some pretty good chairs.
22:12Hamrick's okay. Look, Joey's moving.
22:14It's a miracle. Hallelujah.
22:17It's adrenaline. It's gotta be the adrenaline.
22:19Either that or that pledge he gave to Benny Hinn last week.
22:24Hamrick now unwrapping his knee
22:28and strangling Spike with that Ace Bandage.
22:31I always knew that Faith Healers were a shoot.
22:34I knew it.
22:36I didn't see you write any checks, though.
22:40Feel out of the corner.
22:44Spike may have landed not so tenderly on that injured knee.
22:47Body slam on the chair.
22:51That does not bode well for the Commissioner.
22:54Spike with a go behind.
22:56Plans to boot. Here it comes.
22:59Acid drop on the steel chair.
23:05I think Hamrick's out.
23:07Spike Dudley with a big victory in his first match back.
23:11But look, it's on commercial.
23:13It's on commercial.
23:14It's on commercial.
23:15It's on commercial.
23:16It's on commercial.
23:18It's on commercial.
23:19It's on commercial.
23:20It's on commercial.
23:21It's on commercial.
23:23It's on commodity.
23:24The rest of on commodity
23:26are now stopping the Commissioner.
23:28That's how this all started last week.
23:31Spike Dudley ran on commodity out of the ring.
23:39Spike Dudley came to the rescue of Kit Kat last week.
23:43Kat defeated Easy Money
23:45and took out the rest of on commodity.
23:47He wants himself some more this week.
23:54Kit Kat was looking for the money maker
23:56on Julio De Niro on the steel chair.
23:59Easy Money broke up the clothesline.
24:02And now shades of last week, it's two on one.
24:05They're going to use Doig and Roadkill's buggy bag.
24:09They were trying to send a message
24:11to Doig and Roadkill, message received.
24:15They'll finish this at the November to remember.
24:18A day of reckoning for quick count, Danny Daniels,
24:21the fastest hand in all the land.
24:24And believe it or not, he is going to fight
24:27the ECW World Heavyweight Champion.
24:30♪♪
24:40What the hell was that?
24:42I don't know.
24:43I don't know what.
24:45I don't know.
24:47I don't know what.
24:48♪♪
24:52What was Tommy Traylor doing up there?
24:54I don't know exactly, but I can guarantee you
24:57it's got something to do with the November to remember.
25:00Why?
25:01Because these days in ECW,
25:04everything has something to do with the November to remember.
25:09Live on pay-per-view this Sunday night,
25:11and this is the damnedest World Heavyweight title matchup
25:14we have ever seen.
25:15The referee challenging the World Heavyweight Champion?
25:19I beg to differ.
25:21It's the World Heavyweight Champion
25:23going after the referee.
25:26Danny Daniels has been trying to screw Jerry Lynn
25:29out of that title since the night he won it.
25:32Now he can do it like a man and beat him for it in the ring.
25:35And Jerry Lynn trying to screw Danny Daniels
25:38into the turnbuckle with his hand,
25:40now trying to screw his skull right into the mat.
25:43And if Jerry Lynn can take Danny Daniels out here tonight,
25:47he will not have to worry about him
25:50at the November to remember live on pay-per-view
25:53this Sunday night.
25:55The World Heavyweight title belt is in the ring.
26:00Fatal piledriver on the strap.
26:03There's the extreme official H.C. Logan.
26:06This one's history.
26:09The winner of the match,
26:11and still the new CW World Heavyweight Champion,
26:16Oz The Double Jeopardy.
26:19Coming up next, just incredible,
26:23teamed with the World Television Champion, Rhino.
26:27It's an extreme death match
26:29against Steve Areno and Newton.
26:36It's now time for our main event.
26:39It's a tag team death match.
26:42The World Television Champion, the Man Beast, Rhino,
26:47once again teamed with the former ECW
26:53World Heavyweight Champion, Justin Credible.
26:57♪
27:00They will take on the King of Old School,
27:04the original gangster, New Jack.
27:09That's Francine.
27:12The tension between these two in recent weeks
27:15has been unbearable.
27:17The friction between Francine's button cheeks
27:20and those leather pants is unbearable to me.
27:24Rhino will defend the World Television title
27:29against New Jack.
27:31This is their first meeting ever.
27:33That matchup for the World Television title
27:35this Sunday night, live on pay-per-view
27:37at the November Tournament.
27:39Justin Credible will be involved
27:42in the Double Jeopardy matchup
27:44for the World Heavyweight Championship.
27:48Justin Credible, Steve Perrino, and the Sandman,
27:52all challengers.
27:54Jerry Lynn is in Double Jeopardy this Sunday night.
27:59Well, excuse me, Webmaster,
28:01but that's not all that's going on this Sunday night.
28:04Super Crazy returns to take on the Enforcer,
28:09C.W. Anderson, and Chris Chetty,
28:13under the influence of Louie Dangerously,
28:16goes up against Nova.
28:17You should spend more time reading ECWWrestling.com.
28:21Less time downloading porn.
28:24You're accusing me of downloading porn?
28:27You're accusing me of downloading porn?
28:29This from the former Ivy League student
28:31who told the professor that the SAT was the past tense
28:34of what a young co-ed did on his face the night before.
28:38Well, she did it!
28:39Why did the professor get so hot?
28:41Just because it was his daughter?
28:43I mean, my God!
28:44That'll do it!
28:46As you can see, Francine wants something to do
28:49with Justin Credible
28:50until he is once again the World Heavyweight Champion,
28:53and that may happen this Sunday night,
28:56on pay-per-view at the November to Remember.
28:58But right now, it's Justin Credible and Rhyno
29:02joining forces against Steve Corito
29:05and his unlikely tag team partner,
29:08the original gangster New Jack,
29:11who is not in the ring yet.
29:15Steve Corito is taking a beating
29:18at the hands of Justin Credible and Rhyno.
29:21And New Jack, who has no love for Steve Corito,
29:25is on his way to the ring.
29:29The original gangster is here,
29:32and all hell is gonna break loose!
29:38New Jack will challenge Rhyno
29:40for that World Television Championship
29:43at the November to Remember live on pay-per-view
29:46this Sunday night.
29:48But right now, sickle in hand,
29:51he wants a piece of Justin Credible
29:54and a piece of Justin Credible's ass.
29:57He is using a sickle
29:59on the former heavyweight champion of the world.
30:04And now he's got the staples gun.
30:12Oh, my God!
30:16Corito, who used to manage Rhyno,
30:19now driving right hands into his face.
30:22But the Manpeak fights back.
30:29And New Jack still working over Justin Credible.
30:33What kind of statement is Justin Credible gonna be in
30:36for the November to Remember this Sunday night?
30:38Remember, two matches going on
30:40in the same ring at the same time.
30:43And the winners of those two matches
30:45stand to battle for the World Heavyweight title.
30:48Rhyno battling Steve Corito
30:50in the fourth corner of the building
30:53nearby the concession area.
30:56All this action notwithstanding,
30:58I'm still stuck.
31:00I'm hung up on the most extreme thing of it all, Joey.
31:03It's Francine.
31:04She actually intimated to Justin Credible
31:07that she would be willing to hang
31:10with the original gangster New Jack.
31:12She wants to go around the block
31:14one more time.
31:16Francine has a history
31:18of posing up to whomever
31:20is wearing a championship belt.
31:23And it is quite possible
31:25that New Jack could be
31:27the ECW World Television Champion
31:31should he defeat Rhyno at the November to Remember
31:34live on pay-per-view this Sunday night.
31:37And then it would shock me
31:39if Francine was to, uh...
31:42And then it would shock me
31:44if Francine was to, uh...
31:46go around the block, did you say?
31:49With the original gangster New Jack.
31:51Steve Corito hits the wall
31:55and leaves a blood spot on it.
31:58Steve Corito's face
32:00as red as the old Russian flag.
32:03And speaking of the Russian flag,
32:05that's what it would be like
32:07if New Jack were in bed with Francine.
32:09It would be the hammer and the sickle.
32:11Not to mention Francine
32:13Not to mention Francine
32:15may have her pick
32:17of a new World Heavyweight Champion
32:19this Sunday night
32:21because Jerry Lynn
32:23has not won but three challengers
32:25breathing down his neck.
32:27Is that man the pick of old school?
32:29Steve Corito
32:31just incredible
32:33which he's currently with
32:35for the Sandman.
32:37And Double Jeopardy
32:40And Double Jeopardy
32:42is a situation that's a lot more
32:44perilous for the World Heavyweight Champion
32:46than a four-way dance.
32:48In a four-way dance,
32:50the World Champion can watch the eliminations
32:52come and go, survive them all.
32:54He only has to get
32:56one three-count.
32:58But in Double Jeopardy,
33:00the World Heavyweight Champion
33:02has to defeat two different men.
33:04The odds
33:06in this case
33:08maybe more than in any other
33:10are against the World Heavyweight Champion.
33:12And Jerry Lynn
33:14is currently the World Heavyweight Champion.
33:16He will have to survive
33:18Double Jeopardy
33:20this Sunday night
33:22live on pay-per-view
33:24at the November to Remember.
33:26And right now, just incredible
33:28is just trying to survive
33:30New Jack.
33:38New Jack now stalking
33:40Just Incredible with a piece of pipe.
33:44My Lord!
33:50Just Incredible isn't
33:52going to be laying any pipe on
33:54Francine anytime soon.
33:56New Jack just laid the pipe on him.
33:58Why did Francine have that
34:00World Heavyweight title around his leg?
34:02I don't think he was laying any pipe
34:04anyway.
34:08Just Incredible in a bad way.
34:14But you've got to think Jerry Lynn
34:16is sitting in the back watching this matchup
34:18and loving every minute of it.
34:20He destroyed Danny Daniels
34:22in a little over a minute.
34:24Meanwhile, Just Incredible
34:26and Steve Perino, two of the
34:28three challengers he will face
34:30this Sunday night, are being bloody.
34:32Ah, shut up!
34:34You just keep babbling.
34:36Jerry Lynn would only be loving life right now
34:38if ignorance were bliss
34:40because he is just days
34:42hours away from a situation
34:44he's got to face
34:46potentially Steve Perino
34:48who thinks he should be
34:50the World Heavyweight Champion.
34:52Just Incredible who
34:54knows that he is not going to be
34:56around Francine's race
34:58until that gold is around his waist
35:00and the Sandman
35:02who is always thirsty
35:04but now once again
35:06hungry for that
35:08ECW World Heavyweight
35:10Title, Jerry Lynn
35:12is in a lot of jeopardy.
35:16And there's the fire to kill
35:18from Steve Perino
35:20shades of Dusty Rhodes.
35:22Not a good end to him.
35:24Steel chair
35:26down across the shoulders.
35:30As the moments dwindle
35:32from May to November to remember
35:34the violence continues
35:36to escalate.
35:38Just Incredible now
35:40throwing out an offense against Nuchek
35:42he's been on the defensive
35:44for almost his entire life
35:46Perino now throws
35:48Plato to the outside as well.
35:50Just Incredible
35:52hammering Nuchek
35:56I'm not calling that!
36:02Gah!
36:04Did you see what Nuchek did?
36:06Yes I did! I prefer not to call it!
36:10More action than Francine
36:12giving Justin though.
36:16Right hand!
36:18With action like that
36:20who needs Lorena Bobbins?
36:24Justin Perino goes low on
36:26Steve Perino
36:28if he figures why should I be the only one
36:30clutching her groin?
36:34Francine now in the ring
36:36Francine who's been clutching her groin for weeks
36:42Francine's got the
36:44She-Man!
36:46Skull Boy!
36:48Just Incredible kicks out!
36:50Just Incredible hasn't been
36:52giving his stick to Francine
36:54but Francine just gave the stick
36:56to Just Incredible!
36:58That was an accident!
37:00That was it!
37:02I don't get paid to think
37:04I get paid to put up with you!
37:10Perino now
37:12back in the ring
37:14Perino wants to show
37:16some more right of Perino's gutsy
37:18I'll give him that much!
37:20Gutsy? He's a masochist!
37:22Super kick by Steve Perino
37:24but the man
37:26faces back up
37:28for 187 Chair Dive
37:30they both cover him
37:32this one's over!
37:44Just Incredible with the Singapore King!
37:50I don't think
37:52Just Incredible gives a damn that they just
37:54pinned Rhyno! He wants some more
37:56of New Jack and Steve Perino
37:58but New Jack now knows
38:00that Rhyno is
38:02beatable! He's not
38:04indestructible! Can he
38:06defeat Rhyno this
38:08Sunday night live on
38:10pay-per-view at the November to
38:12Remember?
38:16Will New Jack make it to the November to Remember?
38:18Rhyno's beatable
38:20but it took two men to do
38:22the punk from the old school
38:24and the thug from the school of hard knocks
38:28And here comes the Sandman!
38:38White Russian Leg Sweep!
38:40And that's a taste of what Just Incredible
38:42will get this Sunday night!
38:45We'll get this Sunday night!
38:47A lot of bad blood between
38:49these two
38:53Rhyno's still up!
38:55Some of that bad blood's
38:57about to be dripping from
38:59Rhyno's forehead!
39:03My God! What is it going
39:05to be like this Sunday night
39:07live on pay-per-view
39:09at the November to Remember?
39:11Sandman scoping out
39:13Steve Perito in the corner
39:15They're both in that double jeopardy match
39:17this Sunday night!
39:21Yo!
39:27I think there's a couple guys right here
39:29that can drink a beer right now
39:33Okay, you want one Joe?
39:35No thank you, I'm quiet
39:39Stevie, have one for me baby
39:41Steve Perito
39:43finally being accepted
39:45by the hardcore icon
39:49Just rejected a beer
39:51Not just a beer, but the Sandman's
39:53acceptance
39:57This Sunday night
39:59the November to Remember live
40:01on pay-per-view
40:03These are the rules for double jeopardy
40:05Two matches in the same ring
40:07at the same time
40:09World Heavyweight Champion Jerry Lynn
40:11against Justin Credible
40:13the former champion whom he defeated
40:15Steve Carino going one-on-one
40:17with the Sandman
40:19Although all four of these men can and will
40:21interact with one another
40:23Only Jerry Lynn can eliminate
40:25Justin Credible
40:27Only Justin Credible can eliminate Jerry Lynn
40:29Only the Sandman can eliminate
40:31Steve Carino
40:33Only Carino can eliminate the Sandman
40:35The winners of those two matches
40:37will then collide
40:39and the last man standing
40:41the man who has scored not one
40:43but two victories
40:45will then be the ECW
40:47World Heavyweight
40:49Champion, all that and more
40:51It's this Sunday night
40:53It's our showcase event
40:55of the year
40:57ECW's November
40:59to Remember
41:01Steve Carino
41:03Does this look familiar?
41:05Well, it should
41:07Because in Los Angeles
41:09I beat your ass
41:11bloody
41:13and I liked it
41:15Justin Credible
41:17Does this look familiar?
41:19Well, it should
41:21St. Paul, Minnesota
41:23I kicked your ass and I took it from you
41:25Sandman
41:27Does this look familiar?
41:29Well, it should
41:31Because I'm your drinking buddy
41:33and all three of you
41:35want the same thing
41:37the prestige of being
41:39the World Heavyweight Champion
41:41and at November
41:43to Remember
41:45only one man leaves with the gold
41:47and it's gonna
41:49be me
41:55So the great Mexican Luchador
41:57Super Crazy returns home to ECW
42:03Well, you know something, boy?
42:05You know something, hombre?
42:07I'm gonna spoil your homecoming
42:09You make sure
42:11Super Crazy
42:13when you get to Chicago, Illinois
42:15you look up the name Anders
42:17because my kind of people
42:19don't like yours
42:23and you're definitely
42:25not my kind of people, Super Crazy
42:27So after November to Remember
42:29the only English word
42:31you're gonna be able to speak
42:33is the one you're gonna respect the most
42:35and that's Anderson
42:43I just want to tell everybody
42:45who's involved in the World Title Match
42:47at the pay-per-view
42:49that whoever goes home with the gold at November to Remember
42:51will get a night with me
42:53at the Remember
42:55Hey, Justin, what are you doing?
42:57I was just
42:59doing those little test patterns for the camera
43:01Hey, you got any new tags?
43:03Huh? Huh?
43:05Mikey and Tajiri
43:07I'm gonna give you guys props
43:09You guys are the greatest tag team around
43:11Greatest tag team in the world
43:13Possibly the greatest tag team
43:15in the universe
43:17Except for one
43:19The ECW
43:21World Tag Team Champions
43:23The FBI
43:29Thank you, New Jack
43:31Thank you
43:33for pissing me off
43:35Nobody else can do it
43:37Nobody could light the fire
43:39deep inside of me
43:41Nobody, not the same man
43:43I killed his wife
43:45Rob Van Dam would show up in his hometown
43:47to wrestle me
43:49The first chance I got
43:51I took this away from him
43:53I'm the most violent champion here in ECW
43:55I never set foot
43:57in ECW
43:59Chicago, the Bay Preview, New Jack
44:01Me and you, the most violent city
44:03in America
44:05New Jack, Chicago
44:07You will know why I'm the most violent
44:09champion as you're kneeling
44:11in a puddle of your piss
44:13and fucking up at me
44:15Please stop
44:17Mr. Violent Man
44:19Stop, Mr. ECW
44:21World Television Champion
44:23Stop, Rhino
44:26No, no more
44:28I can't
44:30stop, Rhino
44:32New Jack, you will see my name
44:34You will dream my name
44:36You know what, New Jack?
44:38It'll be tattooed on your brain
44:40And, New Jack, you will understand
44:42why I am violent
44:44Why I am
44:46violent
44:48You will see my name
44:50Rhino
44:52Rhino
44:54Big Sally
44:56Graziano
44:58Tony
45:00Mamalouk
45:02Guido Maritano
45:04The entity
45:06collectively known as
45:08The FBI
45:10Let's be honest, kids
45:12You've spent your entire careers
45:14known as, well
45:16Let's not miss words
45:18A comedy act
45:20Damn, Guido, you've changed, man
45:22That's exactly right
45:24And now
45:26you
45:28are just gonna decide
45:30out of the f***ing boom
45:32to get serious
45:34serious enough
45:36to steal the ECW
45:38World Tag Team titles
45:40from Mikey Whipwreck
45:42and Yoshihiro Tajiri
45:44I've got news for you, boys
45:46Mikey
45:48and Tajiri
45:50are seriously pissed off
45:52and they
45:54are going to seriously
45:56kick your ass
45:58in Chicago, Illinois
46:00at the most serious
46:02pay-per-view of the year
46:04November to Remember
46:10Seriously
46:20There's your money
46:26This Sunday night
46:28live on pay-per-view
46:30It's the Flaming Table Smash
46:32If you miss
46:34this year's November to Remember
46:36it's a request
46:38You'll never forget
46:40the return of the
46:42Insane Luchador, Super Crazy
46:44Tajiri
46:46and Mikey Whipwreck
46:48to the ECW World Tag Team Champions
46:50The FBI, New Jack
46:52goes for the ECW
46:54World TV Champion
46:56Rhino
46:58And which one of these
47:00four men will emerge
47:02from the first time ever
47:04Double Jeopardy match
47:06as the ECW
47:08Heavyweight Champion of the World
47:10All these questions
47:12will be answered
47:14live on pay-per-view
47:16This Sunday night
47:18at ECW
47:20November to Remember