- 5/19/2025
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00:00You know, it was my idea to bring together this gathering of the sacred and the profane.
00:14It was my idea to make Mike Awesome and Raven a tag team.
00:24Furthermore, it was my plan that made them world tag team champions.
00:35Let's just say, you have to give the devil his due.
00:43Oh my, it's the Whore of Babylon.
00:50Now Francine, just like the serpent tempted Eve in the Garden of Eden,
00:57please allow me to offer you this microphone because I am certain
01:03everyone here would love to hear what pearly gobs of wisdom ooze out of your mouth.
01:16So why don't you do everyone a big favor and show us your intelligence.
01:32Give the devil his due?
01:36First of all, nobody even knows what your name is in this company.
01:44Unlike myself, who everybody here knows and loves.
01:50I've known her and loved her. I hear you're not alone.
01:55I am the queen of extreme.
02:03I have managed the world heavyweight champions.
02:10I have managed the world television champions.
02:17I have managed the world tag team champions.
02:25And you know, I even got Tommy Dreamer to a championship.
02:31Tommy Dreamer for Christ's sake.
02:34I'm sorry. No disrespect.
02:39But you're going to come out here and take credit for something
02:44that everybody here knows I've accomplished?
02:49I don't think so, sweetie.
02:53She sure is full of self-doubt.
02:55She sure is full of raving.
03:00You see, everybody in this audience knows how hot I am.
03:10Every man in this audience would love to have me.
03:17Those that haven't already.
03:21But you see, none of you are man enough to have me.
03:26See, Joey, she doesn't even need to have a man.
03:28She's bilingual.
03:30I am demanding credit for Raven and Mike Awesome's titles.
03:37I left Tommy Dreamer to go with Raven.
03:40And what did he do?
03:42He won the world tag team championship.
03:47Yeah, that's right. It's me, not you.
03:50I demand respect. I demand credit.
03:55What about me? What about Francine?
04:00So Francine claims she's responsible for the unholy alliance.
04:05Did she put the hit out on Tommy Dreamer?
04:08Is she the evil mastermind?
04:13Now what?
04:17All hell is breaking loose in Salem, New Hampshire.
04:22As Dawn Marie leads the Impact players to the ring.
04:25If it's not Francine, who's behind all this?
04:29I don't know. Could it be? Might it be? Is it Zayn?
04:36Isn't that special?
04:38The world tag team champions, the Impact players, are about to come face to face
04:44with the unholy alliance of Mike Awesome and Raven.
04:49All hell is breaking loose here in ECW.
05:19All hell is breaking loose.
05:49This is extreme.
06:18This is extreme.
06:48This is extreme.
07:19This is extreme.
07:21Joe Gortner has left the broadcast position.
07:24Our taping for TNN is finished.
07:27This is ECW Hardcore TV.
07:31The Impact players defending the world tag team titles
07:35against the former champions, the world heavyweight champion,
07:39Mike Awesome and Raven.
07:42The unholy alliance, which we now know,
07:45was brought together by that sinister minister or Francine.
07:50They're both taking credit for the unholy alliance.
07:55The world heavyweight champion, Mike Awesome,
07:58taking the fight to both of the world tag team champions.
08:02Tag now into Raven.
08:07Plants the knee and the fist in the midsection of Just Incredible.
08:11And here comes that snot rag in the face of Just Incredible.
08:18Tag made.
08:20Back in, checks the world heavyweight champion drop.
08:23Go home.
08:24And the splash down across the lower back.
08:27That was classical.
08:28Two count only, says Jim Molyneux.
08:33Just Incredible sent for the ride,
08:35but avoids the charging Mike Awesome,
08:37makes the tag to Lance Storm.
08:41Double clothesline dunk.
08:44And Awesome spears both Impact players
08:48and tells the joint to go home.
08:53Double clothesline dunk.
08:56And Awesome spears both Impact players
09:00and tells the joint to give him a table.
09:04And that does not bode well for the world tag team title reign
09:08of the Impact players.
09:11Jason and Dawn Marie on the outside looking very concerned.
09:16Just Incredible with the key to the knee of Mike Awesome.
09:20Lance Storm capitalizes with the hangman's neck breaker.
09:26The world tag team champions Just Incredible and Lance Storm
09:31working together as a unit,
09:34like the well-oiled machine that they are.
09:37One common goal, defend the world tag team titles
09:41One common goal, defend the world tag team titles
09:44against all covers.
09:52It was at the three-way dip.
09:54What a vertical leap standing drop kick and a two count.
09:59Nice shot of Francine about to make the save.
10:02Great camera work.
10:05Blind tag made.
10:07In comes Just Incredible with the double axe handle.
10:10The Impact players became two-time world tag team champions.
10:14As a result of the cover.
10:17As a result of winning the three-way dance
10:20at the Living Dangerous League,
10:23in Danbury, Connecticut.
10:26Mike Awesome was pinned and his team eliminated.
10:31But he fell.
10:33As I say.
10:37Three-way.
10:38Three-way.
10:39Oh, three-way dip.
10:40Masato Tanaka eliminated Awesome and Raven
10:44when he pinned Mike Awesome with the roaring elbow.
10:48Apologize for that last.
10:51Can I tell you, only human.
10:55Nice right hand by Lance Storm.
10:58Reversal out of the corner.
11:01Boot up to the face of Mike Awesome.
11:06That didn't work out the way Lance Storm had planned.
11:10Storm was going for the hood and card water
11:13and instead now finds himself staring up at the lights.
11:18We all stare at Don Marie.
11:22Tag made into Justin.
11:23Incredible in comes Raven as well.
11:28Here are Mr. Wrestling two knee lifts.
11:36Raven with eyes in the back of his head.
11:38Saw Lance Storm coming and now Raven has the steel chair.
11:44Justin took the ride.
11:46Drop toe hold into the chair.
11:48Face first.
11:49Justin peddling steel.
11:51Will that be enough?
11:52That will press two.
11:54Lance Storm saves the world tag team title
11:57and earns the wrath of Mike Awesome.
12:00Lance Storm hangs on but gets taken all the way to the floor
12:03with the awesome clothesline.
12:06Just incredible.
12:07Upside down, back on his feet.
12:12And tastes the cover.
12:14In comes Don Marie and we have seen.
12:17We've got a cat fight.
12:19We have got a cat fight here at the Ice Center.
12:22These two may melt the ice.
12:28That might not be bad.
12:29They melt the ice.
12:31Don Marie is wearing white.
12:38Francine slamming Don Marie's head into the turnbuckle.
12:43Bunko Buster!
12:47Lance Storm has seen enough.
12:49It's an appalled life, Francine.
12:52Mike Awesome may have saved Francine's life.
13:00Great vertical leap again by Lance Storm.
13:03Don't think he'll be doing it again anytime soon.
13:06Did you see Lance Storm's head bounce off the canvas?
13:10Lance Storm may be unconscious.
13:13Just incredible.
13:14Saved the world tag team titles.
13:16Face knocking a low blow by Raven.
13:19Right in between the eyes.
13:21And Raven is telling Awesome to go on top.
13:27Awesome Splash.
13:28We've got new champions.
13:29We've got...
13:30Just incredible kicks out of the Awesome Splash.
13:34Just incredible now.
13:35Pulled all the way to the floor.
13:37Jason tending to Just Incredible.
13:42Springboard shoulder block.
13:44Jason wiped out.
13:46This is nothing but a cardboard floor covering ice.
13:50Ice.
13:54Lance Storm is the champion.
13:56He's the champion.
13:57He's the champion.
13:58He's the champion.
13:59Ice.
14:04Lance Storm follows up the low blow with a straight right hand.
14:07Reversal.
14:08Here comes the even closer 18.
14:10Dawn Marie.
14:11Powder in the eyes.
14:13Francine missed Dawn Marie.
14:15She got Raven.
14:16Super kick.
14:17Snowboy.
14:19And the Impact players just barely retain the ECW World Tag Team title belts.
14:29ECW World Tag Team Title Belt.
14:39What a way to begin ECW Hardcore TV.
14:43Francine is just so full of herself.
14:47But she just crossed Raven and Mike Awesome.
14:54She just crossed the Unholy Alliance.
14:56The World Tag Team Title Belts.
15:01The Impact players are as lucky as they are good.
15:10Welcome back to ECW Hardcore TV from Salem, New Hampshire.
15:14Just 20 minutes more of Boston.
15:17And what a night it has been for Steve Dorino,
15:20who has aligned himself with Cyrus and Benedict earlier tonight.
15:26Dorino, Jack Victory, Rhyno, Jerry, and Cyrus
15:30to get super crazy.
15:32The Sandman and Bowles Mahoney.
15:34And later on tonight, the Man Monster, Rhyno,
15:37will take off the Hardcore chair swing and freak Bowles Mahoney
15:42in our Hardcore TV main event.
15:47That was Dorino there.
15:49Cowboy theme with male iconic dancer.
15:55You suck! You suck! You suck!
16:00You suck! You suck! You suck!
16:04You suck! You suck! You suck!
16:07Steve Dorino and his brothers in town.
16:10You suck! You suck! You suck!
16:13No Salem, New Hampshire, it's you that sucks.
16:25You suck! You suck! You suck!
16:37And the fans chanting for Bowles Mahoney.
16:40They can't wait to see our main event tonight.
16:43Is there any way to treat a man
16:46that was victim of a crime this past Sunday?
16:56As each and every one of you witnessed,
17:01I destroyed the American Dream Dusty Rhodes.
17:12I beat him around the building for 12 minutes
17:18because I'm the new American Dream around here.
17:26It was all planned out.
17:31It was to be the greatest night of Steve Carino's life.
17:36But unfortunately, a certain referee
17:42had to stick his nose in again.
17:46I have waited since I was 8 years old
17:51to be in a wrestling ring
17:54and destroy legends like Dusty Rhodes.
17:58And you stepped in the way of Steve Carino
18:04fulfilling his destiny.
18:08You are the new American Dream.
18:14You, a guy that's training to be what I am,
18:20a professional wrestler.
18:24He's also a hell of a referee, by the way.
18:27A guy, because of his smart aleck mouth,
18:31received 53 stitches because of my cowbell, Stardust.
18:41And you wonder why you interfered
18:43in your matchup against Dusty Rhodes?
18:45Now, Loke, every day you get to the building,
18:49you're gonna have to look over your shoulder
18:52because I'm gonna screw with you every single day.
18:59Let me tell you something, Steve.
19:02You feel like screwing with me.
19:05I ain't afraid of you, bro,
19:07because the American Dream Dusty Rhodes kicked your ass.
19:14New Jack kicked your ass.
19:18And if Salem, New Hampshire doesn't mind,
19:21I'm gonna kick your ass right here tonight.
19:27H.C. Loke is not gonna take any crap from Carino.
19:32Oh, is that so, Loke?
19:34You're so full of piss and vinegar,
19:36you wanna challenge the old-school hero?
19:42Salem, New Hampshire,
19:43would you like to see him attempt to kick my ass?
19:49I'd buy a ticket for that matchup.
19:51Well, Loke, I would dirty my hands with you
19:55if you were the last jabroni in ECW.
20:04Oh, people, stop.
20:06Steve Carino does not let down his public.
20:11So tonight, Loke,
20:12you are gonna mix it up with my ghetto superstar,
20:18Shilly Williams!
20:22Shilly, what?
20:25Shilly, what are you doing?
20:27What are you doing, Shilly?
20:31Wrestling in the southeast,
20:33primarily in Virginia.
20:36I've spoken to him.
20:37He's quite an articulate young man.
20:41And he's coming to the ring
20:42like the second coming of Thunderbolt Patterson.
20:48Does he realize it's the year 2000?
20:54This has gotta be Carino
20:56putting his kid up to this game.
21:01What a man.
21:15So, ECW,
21:17Loke is gonna mix it up.
21:20Shilly Williams!
21:22Look at Loke go!
21:24First round of the quarter.
21:27Commercial and a short-arm clothesline
21:29by Shilly Williams.
21:35Williams turning his back on H.C. Loke.
21:39He's only got 75 pounds on Loke
21:42with much more wrestling experience.
21:45But H.C. Loke is training
21:47to become a professional wrestler.
21:49He is one tough kid.
21:57Although he's in over his head.
22:03He's in over his head.
22:05Greg Vickery knows it.
22:07Steve Carino knows it.
22:09Shilly really knows he's got Loke's number.
22:12Look at my TMP fan here.
22:14He's sold out.
22:15I said he knows it as well.
22:18Beat his ass!
22:25Rearranging the facial features of Loke
22:28and elbow to the top of the head.
22:35Shilly Williams playing with Loke
22:38like a cat with a ball.
22:40And there's Carino choking away on Loke.
22:43He said you wouldn't sell your hands with him.
22:47What a final fight of Carino.
22:53Carino is nothing more than a blowout
22:56on the counter just by sight.
23:00The empty network suit that Carino has aligned himself with.
23:07He's moving a slam.
23:11Shilly Williams now is setting the turnbuckle.
23:14Taking his sweet time about it as well.
23:21Here's the blind pull.
23:24He tested for it.
23:26Almost Shilly Williams.
23:30And here comes Loke.
23:33Oh!
23:39What a sidekick!
23:41He just stuck his foot right in Shilly Williams' mouth.
23:50Scooping a slam by Loke.
23:57And now the Ziggler's going up.
24:00But he misses the second turnbuckle elbow.
24:04Here's the cowbell toss to Shilly Williams.
24:09But he takes it before the midsection.
24:13Score does. The cowbell to the head.
24:16Loke makes his own kill.
24:18Ladies and gentlemen,
24:20the winner of the match,
24:22the extreme official,
24:24H.C. Loke!
24:28H.C. Loke and Shilly Williams making their debut!
24:31Loke on top!
24:59Elektra is now part of Blue E. Dangerously Dangerous Alliance.
25:08The enforcer, C.W. Anderson.
25:11Beautiful Billy Wilde.
25:14Eric Watts.
25:16And now, Elektra.
25:28What is Elektra doing with a guy like Blue E. Dangerously?
25:33Maybe she really believes he is the boss.
25:40She's blind.
25:43Or he's rich.
25:48Hello, Salem, New Hampshire.
25:51How's everybody doing out there tonight?
25:55What a beautiful, beautiful exit.
25:57Come on, you can do better than that.
26:00I said, how's everybody doing out there tonight?
26:07I've come here tonight to show you.
26:14That's right, to show you in person
26:18what has crashed my boss, Blue E.'s
26:23ECW website all week long.
26:27But the only people that get to see it
26:30is the loudest section in this building.
26:33So let's hear it!
26:37Let's hear it.
26:42All the boys in the truck are screaming.
26:44They want her to flash the hard camera.
26:48You know what?
26:54You ugly, sale-
26:57don't get to see anything.
27:03The only people that get to see my body
27:08are C.W.
27:11and Billy.
27:13And Eric.
27:15And of course, my boss, Blue E.
27:23And every man who logs on to ECWWrestling.com.
27:32I don't think she realizes that the pictures are still up right now.
27:37I don't think she realizes that the pictures are still up right now.
27:48I think it's time for Salem, New Hampshire
27:51to shut up and listen to what I have to say.
27:59I agree with Elektra.
28:01You people are nothing but fat,
28:04out-of-shape losers!
28:14And I can honestly say
28:16that this town is the worst town
28:19the Dangerous Alliance has ever been in!
28:27And I can make that proclamation
28:30because my name just happens to be-
28:37You keep your mouth shut when I'm talking!
28:44My name just happens to be-
28:52I own you people! You be quiet!
29:00My name just happens to be-
29:05Blue E. Dangerously!
29:13Still to come, the hottest sophomore in sports,
29:17Rhino, the Network's enforcer,
29:22goes one-on-one with the hardcore,
29:25chair-swinging freak, Bowles Mahoney.
29:30The ECW hardcore TV from Salem, New Hampshire,
29:3320 minutes north of Boston.
29:35Up next, Lil' Guido, one-on-one versus Kid Cash.
29:43This will be a rematch of the semifinals
29:47of the ECW World Television Title Tournament.
29:51Lil' Guido and Vance making Kid Cash
29:54tap out to the Fujiwara arm bar.
29:58And Kid Cash avenged that loss tonight
30:01in Salem, New Hampshire.
30:02Nice sit-out by Cash.
30:04Guido riding hard, though.
30:06Front-chancer by Cash, Guido escapes.
30:12Big Sal at ringside,
30:14shouting encouragement to Lil' Guido,
30:17who aren't sure the state of New Hampshire
30:19was big enough to house Big Sal,
30:21but we barely squeezed him in.
30:23Move to the midsection,
30:25and a thumb to the eye by Kid Cash.
30:27Side headlock.
30:33It's over-blocked by Cash.
30:35Ball out of steam, dropped down by Guido.
30:38Head cross blocked.
30:40Blocked twice.
30:44Cash with a few words for Guido,
30:46up and over, takes the elbow to Chuck.
30:51Tilt-to-whirl, flying head scissors.
30:55And a dropkick. Down goes Guido.
31:06Guido set for the ride.
31:07Reversal out of the corner.
31:12Guido lands on his feet,
31:13but takes a right hand and another one.
31:17And that one sends Lil' Guido
31:19all the way to the floor.
31:26Kid Cash launches himself at Big Sal.
31:34Big Sal goes down hard.
31:36He may have cracked the ice underneath the floor.
31:45Guido capitalizing.
31:47Sal took the brunt of Cash's attack.
31:55And Guido drives Cash face-first into the canvas.
31:58Lateral press. Guido gets a two.
32:07Nice baseball slide by Cash.
32:10And a shoulder block that found the mark.
32:15What agility by Cash.
32:17Then walks the ropes,
32:18but gets caught in the Fujiwara arm bar once again.
32:22This time Cash makes it to the bottom rope.
32:26Guido now yanking back on the arm.
32:29Under a lateral press now.
32:34Guido, a very complete wrestler,
32:37went from a submission hold to a pinning predicament.
32:42Very fluid was Guido in that offensive series.
32:50Those chops resounding off every wall here at the Ice Center.
32:53Guido took the last chop.
32:55Hits a belly-to-back suplex.
32:57Lateral press.
32:59And again Cash gets it split across the bottom rope.
33:06Mike Keener broke up the count.
33:09Guido still on the offense.
33:16And that smack of the flesh stings.
33:20Italian whip and Kid Cash with a double straight foot into a high crossbody cover.
33:26He gets a two and a half.
33:30What uncanny agility and balance by Kid Cash.
33:36Guido, both boots to the chest.
33:40And twice Cash's face into the canvas.
33:44That was as close to three as you can get without ending a matchup.
33:50Guido audibly frustrated.
33:53Looking for the monkey flip.
33:56Cash back up though.
33:58Power slam, nice rotation by Cash.
34:01Hooks the leg.
34:03Again very close.
34:05Not three, not quite three says Mike Keener.
34:09Big Sal screaming at the referee.
34:12And again, the 6'8", 600 pounder up on the apron.
34:17Keener just took an elbow to the face.
34:19I don't think Cash meant to do it.
34:21Signed Italian leg sweep.
34:28Big Sal now in the ring.
34:31Guido climbing the leading tower of pizza.
34:34Calzone's cannoli and God knows what else.
34:36And Guido drops an elbow from eight feet up.
34:44600 pounds in the sternum of Kid Cash and Guido again.
34:53And somehow Kid Cash just managed to kick out.
34:56Judgment called by Keener.
34:58He says the matchup continues.
35:01Guido with the elbow.
35:03The matchup continues.
35:06Guido can't believe it.
35:07Sal Kim, it's Jazz.
35:09It's Jazz, the female fighting phenom.
35:14Sal looks annoyed.
35:21And Guido just clothesline Jazz.
35:26You know, Italians usually have more chivalry about striking women like that.
35:33Planted the elbow in Cash's face.
35:39Clothesline, duck.
35:44What in the hell?
35:46Guido countered whatever it was.
35:49And hits the maratona.
35:58And the Sicilian shooter.
36:00Guido racks up yet another victory.
36:08But falls free to the Jazz Stinger.
36:14Welcome back to ECW Hardcore TV.
36:16Due to your requests, we will end the program with competition right now.
36:20Rhino versus Balls Mahoney.
36:22The Rhino versus Balls Mahoney.
36:29It's time for our main event here on ECW Hardcore TV.
36:38The Man-Monster Rhino.
36:42TNN's enforcer.
36:44One-on-one with the hardcore cheer-swinging freak.
36:53Mahoney!
36:57Rhino's set for the ride.
36:59Beats an elbow right in the chest.
37:01Down he goes to the outside.
37:05And the 290-pounder is being stalked by the 350-pounder.
37:13It is a rarity that Rhino finds himself at a weight disadvantage.
37:19But tonight is one of those nights.
37:22Balls, after the match, you can have a beer after the match.
37:27That's a left.
37:31Balls Mahoney fighting for...
37:34I knew he was going to sneak a sit.
37:37Balls fighting for ECW against the oppressive network TNN.
37:46And it's cowardly Mouthpiece Cyrus.
37:50I guess if you've got Rhino fighting your battles for you,
37:54you can be a mouthy coward.
37:57Rhino head first into the steel guardrail.
38:06Straight right hand driven between the eyes of Rhino.
38:12Balls throws the Man-Monster back in.
38:15Rhino saw an opening and took it.
38:18Reversal by Balls Mahoney.
38:22And there's the Fall Breaker!
38:24What impact!
38:26But only got a two.
38:30Jack Victory screaming at Mike Keener.
38:33Balls is there keeping his eye on Victory and Corrino at ringside.
38:38The 350-pounder now going up top.
38:41That's the biggest damn frog splash I've ever seen.
38:45And it garners Balls a two-kick.
38:50Corrino up and down.
38:52Victory more of the same.
38:56Balls Mahoney realized he was in a three-on-one situation
38:59coming into this matchup, and it seems he was prepared.
39:05Mahoney up top again, this time misses the knockout.
39:09Mahoney up top again, this time misses the New Jersey Jam.
39:13And gets floored by Rhino!
39:15Balls Mahoney cut in half by Rhino!
39:22Balls missed that top turnbuckle leg drop.
39:28And Rhino capitalized on the fall prop.
39:32Table now being set up in the corner by Steve Corrino.
39:36The self-proclaimed king of old school.
39:42Rhino hammering Mahoney in the corner.
39:46Reversal!
39:47Short arm clothesline by the Needham of Nutley, New Jersey.
39:56Super kick finds the book!
39:59And Balls has the steel chair!
40:02This may be all for Rhino!
40:06Corrino grabbed the chair!
40:09Mahoney swore it through the table!
40:11Mahoney had Rhino in his sights!
40:13He had the steel chair in hand!
40:19And the Network!
40:22Remains one up on ECW!
40:35Because I took the national hero, Masato Tanaka, and put his ass out of ECW!
40:40And ran him back to Japan, broke him down, and hurt him!
40:44And now, I understand.
40:46Everybody's pissed off because the boy's Paulie Dangerson.
40:50Everybody's mad because I took Tommy Dreamer and put his ass to the table and put him out of ECW!
40:57Well, the world, I see it.
41:00Anybody that wants to come and try to take my belt away from me.
41:04Well, you're trying to take food off my plate!
41:07And anybody that's trying to take food off my plate, I'm going to kick their f***ing ass!
41:12Because let's face it, I am the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world!
41:21Once again, you're looking at the World Tag Team Champions.
41:24You see, the true sign of greatness isn't just these.
41:28It's the ability to overcome adversity.
41:32It took us two weeks to get them back.
41:35So just when we thought we were done, we're getting back on.
41:38And we're staying, too.
41:40Because these belts belong around the waist of the IMPACT players.
41:44It's not just the coolest.
41:47That's not just the best.
41:49That's what counts.
41:50Out there in Canada.
41:52Now that, my friends, is just phenomenal.
41:58Come on. Come on.
42:00I want you to look at this locker room.
42:02Come on. Come on.
42:03I want you to see what extreme this really does.
42:06Look at this.
42:08This is ECW.
42:11This is what they're holding in a locker room inside of five minutes.
42:15This is extreme.
42:16This is hardcore.
42:18This is what you want me to say?
42:23Please save this baby, Cyrus.
42:25Please don't take us on TV.
42:27Please don't send us back to Stone Age.
42:31What's worth saving in all of this?
42:34Somebody tell me, please.
42:36Because I'm just not getting the joke.
42:39I guess I'm just not extreme.
42:41Or not hardcore enough.
42:43Or that you people need to have the blinders lifted off.
42:46And see what this company is all about.
42:49I can turn the lights off like that.
42:51And I'd much rather illuminate your minds.
42:54And show you what's behind the facade.
42:57Ladies and gentlemen.
42:59This is garbage.
43:01As they like to say on the show.
43:04This is extreme.
43:07Come on, please.
43:09Please.
43:12I mean, it's not even that far from heaven.
43:14You know?
43:15You listen to me when you have a hardcore TV.
43:17I tell you what.
43:18Someone's going to kick his ass.
43:19Let's get out of the building.
43:21Tonight, I was almost the one that kicked his ass.
43:24But he threatened to have me arrested.
43:27So we'd have no announcer.
43:28We'd get off the network.
43:29This is not ECW on CNN.
43:31This is ECW Hardcore TV.
43:33He doesn't belong on this program.
43:36I've dealt like God.
43:38For six years I was in corporate America.
43:40Dealing with cowardly, empty suits like mine.
43:43Now don't tell me.
43:44I don't want to hear it.
43:45I'm telling you.
43:46For six years I've dealt with empty suits like him.
43:49Who have used their jobs to get f****** 21-year-old girls.
43:53Who are away from mommy and daddy.
43:55Because I want to know something.
43:56I don't want to know anything.
43:58Joey, put these into the truck.
43:59They're on.
44:03Oh, my God.
44:09ELECTRIFYING EDITION
44:15Greetings, culture lovers.
44:17And thank you for watching yet another
44:20ELECTRIFYING EDITION
44:22Of Extremely Evolutionary Wrestling.
44:26Now, I'm particularly proud of tonight's show.
44:30After all, we have six of the seven deadly sins.
44:36But, no one is perfect.
44:41However, I'm sure next week we can include a lot more.
44:47And make it a complete show.
44:49Besides, Francine is really just a little bit skinny these days.
44:56And I'm sure between now and then I can come up with something to show you.
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