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00:00You know, it's bad enough that every time I would go to the airport with Electra, somebody
00:10would come up to me and say, bro, your mom, she's hot.
00:15It's bad enough that every time I go to take a p***, my danaconda still burns like a flamethrower.
00:22It's bad enough that if a blind man would feel your face, he'd puke all over himself.
00:29And it's bad enough that even though you're only seven doors away from me in the locker
00:33room, the stench is so bad that I'll never eat tuna fish again.
00:39Hit the line, roadkill.
00:43Pskins.
00:50Hello everyone and welcome to ECW Hardcore TV.
00:53I'm Joey Stiles here in Richmond, Virginia.
00:57And Electra has found that if the Dangerous Alliance gets beaten, she will strip naked
01:02and we're going to document it on film.
01:27Let's go!
01:46Flashing lights, blue and red.
01:48Echo screams fill your head.
01:50Busts of smoke, trees and vultures.
01:53Through the dark, to the rose.
01:55Show the world you've got heart.
01:57One fell rinse, a battle starts.
01:59Break the rules, stand on share.
02:01Jump off the roof, I react.
02:04Game of chess, with real lights.
02:06Time to think, chance to fight.
02:08You're on top, all is safe.
02:11Can't be stopped, will won't break.
02:13Crimson map, bodies broken.
02:15One man fall, victor chosen.
02:18History's crushed, you're a mad race.
02:21Bend and roll around your waist.
02:23This is extreme.
02:31Come on!
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03:30This is extreme.
03:34I think it's time for everyone in Richmond to shut up!
03:37No, I guess you didn't hear me, I have the mic, you be quiet!
04:08I have a very important announcement I'd like to make.
04:14Tonight, I can proclaim what everyone in Richmond knows,
04:21what everyone around the world knows,
04:26and what my guys know, and that is, I am the greatest manager in professional wrestling today!
04:37And you know why I'm so great?
04:46Because my name just happens to be...
04:56Keep your mouth shut or I'll send CW out there to slap you in the face!
05:02My name just happens to be...
05:10I'll come out there and beat each and every one of you up!
05:17My name just happens to be...
05:24Lou E Dangerously!
05:32And tonight, I present to you first, the director of Covert Operations, ladies and gentlemen, this is Elektra!
05:49I'm now the hottest tag team in professional wrestling today!
05:53Beautiful Billy Wiles, the enforcer, CW Anderson, my Dangerous Alliance!
06:24It's Danny Doring and Roadkill versus the Dangerous Alliance,
06:28and if the Dangerous Alliance loses, Elektra will be stripped naked!
06:35Powerslam by the Angry Amish Chicken Plucker!
06:40Did you see the guardrails come up off the floor?
06:44What velocity!
06:46Leapfrog, and the Dirt Road Slam!
06:54Face first into the top turnbuckle goes Beautiful Billy!
06:59Now with Dinner the Enforcer!
07:05And the 300 plus pound Roadkill compacts them both!
07:14What a hell of a strategy session!
07:24Reversal by CW Anderson!
07:29Tilt to a Whirl Over the Shoulder Powerslam, nicely done by the Dangerous Alliance!
07:40You know, once you get past Louie's nonsense, and the stolen gimmick that this tag team is,
07:47Beautiful Billy and the Enforcer can wrestle, they're a hell of a team!
07:56Sit out Powerslam on the arm, cover!
08:01Two and a half only says the extreme official H.C. Lowe!
08:08CW representing the Anderson clan in the new millennium!
08:13Chopfest ends with a thumb to the eye!
08:17CW misses!
08:20Doring plants it!
08:29The fans rallying behind Doring and Roadkill!
08:34And the crowd goes wild!
08:37The fans rallying behind Doring and Roadkill!
08:42Of course they are, they want to see Elektra naked!
08:47Down goes Beautiful Billy!
08:49And the Enforcer!
08:51Billy again!
08:52The Enforcer a second time!
08:59Beautiful Billy compacted!
09:07There's the Lancaster Lariat of Luck on CW Anderson!
09:15One power by Roadkill!
09:21This is it!
09:22They're going to finish off Beautiful Billy!
09:25We're going to see Elektra's goodies!
09:28There's the Danaconda!
09:31And the Big Butter Churner is all the way up top!
09:37He goes through the timekeeper's table!
09:40Courtesy of Louie Dangerously!
09:50Louie missed with a forearm!
09:52He nailed Beautiful Billy!
09:54There's the Anderson Spinebuster!
09:57And once again, we are wrong of seeing Elektra completely naked!
10:04As we were on ECWWrestling.com when Louie covered her up!
10:13And once again, we are wrong of seeing Elektra completely naked!
10:18As we were on ECWWrestling.com when Louie covered her up!
10:26And once again, we are wrong of seeing Elektra completely naked!
10:49What bad sportsmanship!
10:53But what a great ass!
10:56I guess the fans went out after all.
11:07Both Rob Van Dam and
11:08Little Spike Dudley are victims of Rhino and The Network.
11:12But Rob Van Dam fought Little Spike Dudley in this very building back on
11:16December 10th of 1999.
11:18The matchup has never been seen before anywhere until now.
11:21And Spike Dudley gets a two count on Rob Van Dam.
11:31Double leg takedown, elbow misses.
11:36Drop kick by Spike.
11:39Nice slingshot by Van Dam.
11:43Better counter by Spike into the high cross body, he gets a two.
11:47Another drop kick by Spike.
11:50Who knew he had that kind of vertical leap?
11:57Backflip splash.
11:58What an athlete is Rob Van Dam.
12:06Truly the total package of strength, speed, agility.
12:14Rob Van Dam now talking trash in the face of Little Spike Dudley.
12:23And as cocky as Van Dam is, he had better not take Spike too lightly.
12:29Here comes the acid drop.
12:31No, Spike gets crunched.
12:35Spinning heel kick finds the mark, down goes Little Spike Dudley.
12:43And now it's Bill Alfonso talking trash.
12:47Little Spike Dudley fighting to get back in the ring.
13:01Baseball slide misses, Spike back in, sword coming.
13:05Drop kick, Van Dam face first into the ring apron.
13:10Rolling shoulder block, Van Dam hits the guardrail and that chin.
13:19Look at Rob Van Dam's contorted body.
13:24Bent and maybe broken, super kick by Alfonso.
13:29Didn't quite have the effect he had hoped for, but Van Dam from behind
13:33takes advantage of a distraction.
13:39And again Van Dam hits the steel, but gets the boot up.
13:52And how annoying it must be for Little Spike Dudley to have Bill Alfonso orbiting at ringside.
14:00It's not the whistle, it's his mouth.
14:08Van Dam now putting the boots to Little Spike Dudley as Bill Alfonso looks on.
14:16As do the fans here in Richmond.
14:19What velocity, Spike hits the steel guardrail.
14:28For the time being, Rob Van Dam in complete control of this one-on-one matchup
14:36against the giant killer, Little Spike Dudley.
14:49Van Dam now going to the outside, going out after Dudley.
14:57Forearm to the face.
15:01And again Spike bounces off the guardrail like a pinball.
15:19Bill Alfonso now picking up a limp Spike Dudley.
15:32Van Dam now back outside the ring with the right hand to the side of the head of Little Spike Dudley
15:38and follows up with a forearm this time.
15:43Face first into the ring post goes Little Spike Dudley.
16:07And how many more shots into the steel guardrail can Little Spike Dudley's body possibly sustain?
16:25Guillotine leg drop across the back of the neck.
16:46Rob Van Dam in fantastic form here tonight in Richmond, Virginia.
16:58Rob Van Dam again going to the outside.
17:03There's the chair from Alfonso, back to Fonzie.
17:09What a Van Daminator!
17:22But you have got to give Little Spike Dudley credit.
17:28He has absorbed everything that Rob Van Dam can dish out
17:34and the giant killer just keeps on coming.
17:47The fans on their feet in appreciation for Rob Van Dam and who can believe this?
18:05Van Dam again goes to the outside.
18:14Little Spike now thrown back in the ring by Rob Van Dam.
18:22Here are right hands right to the temple.
18:31And again it's Van Dam with a guillotine leg drop this time to the throat of Spike Dudley.
19:01Rob Van Dam pulling over with modesty.
19:14Corkscrew leg drop, nonchalant cover.
19:17Spike Dudley now getting down the shoulders of Rob Van Dam.
19:20Gets a two out of nowhere.
19:27Van Dam strips through and almost takes Spike's head off.
19:33Cover, only a two.
19:53Forearm right to the face.
20:00Van Dam all over Little Spike Dudley.
20:03Snapmare out of the corner.
20:08Van Dam drops the leg.
20:13Cover.
20:16No, two and a half.
20:37Nice counter by Little Spike Dudley into the victory roll.
20:40Two and a half.
20:44Reversal by Rob Van Dam.
20:49Drop kick out of nowhere, hitting a moving target in the air no less.
21:06And once again the fans on their feet for Rob Van Dam.
21:10Cover.
21:13A cover by Van Dam.
21:15All of his body weight across the shoulders of Little Spike Dudley.
21:19Van Dam even bridging.
21:22And now applauding Spike for kicking out, but it was sarcastic at best.
21:27As he puts both boots in the head of Spike.
21:43Spike hits hard in the corner.
21:47Inverted atomic drop, back flip, there's the chair.
21:53And Van Dam skateboards it into the face of Little Spike Dudley.
22:13Van Dam rolls, throw hook in both legs.
22:17Spike manages to escape again and Van Dam.
22:21A little frustration shining through the cockiness.
22:42Rob Van Dam still on the offensive.
22:53There's the chair from Alfonso.
23:09Little Spike Dudley now opening up on Van Dam.
23:12Tornado DDT on the steel chair.
23:18Can Spike follow up?
23:38Both men back up.
23:40Van Dam takes the chair in the face.
23:43And that was so damn close to being a three count.
23:48And a huge upset.
23:55Hop kick to the midsection by Little Spike Dudley.
23:57Spike Dudley arm ringer takes him over.
24:01Two count once again.
24:14What a dive by Little Spike Dudley through the ropes.
24:32Takes Rob Van Dam over the guard rail backwards.
24:44Little Spike Dudley can barely get back to his feet.
24:58And now Spike's got a chair.
25:20A little fancy about that.
25:21Chair driven into the shoulder blades of Rob Van Dam.
25:32And this time to the top of the head.
25:50Van Dam now thrown back in by Little Spike Dudley
25:53who's looking to finish him off.
26:05Reversal out of the corner.
26:07Little Spike Dudley now gets the boot up
26:09in the face of Rob Van Dam.
26:15Still can't get to the three count foot.
26:27Bill Alfonso has piled up steel chairs in the corner.
26:33Tosses one to Van Dam.
26:37He nails Spike.
26:44Van Dam now going up with Spike.
26:48Spike lands three elbows right behind the ear of Van Dam.
26:54And takes Van Dam over on the chair.
26:59Van Dam kicks out.
27:08And Spike says he's going for the acid drop.
27:11He wants to end this matchup now.
27:19Spike tossed him a steel chair.
27:34Full head of steam Rob Van Dam.
27:38Tumbling senton slice.
27:44Cover.
27:48And Spike still manages to kick out.
28:11Van Dam looking to finish off Little Spike Dudley.
28:26Spike slammed on those chairs again.
28:29Van Dam up top.
28:31Hits the five star frog splash.
28:36Pressing Little Spike Dudley's spine
28:39into those steel chairs.
28:42Cover.
28:52The Impact players have refused to give Chris Chetty
28:55and Nova another shot at the World Tag Team title.
28:59Quite frankly because Nova and Chetty are getting close.
29:02The only reason the Impact players still have the belts
29:05is because of the interference of Dawn Marie and Jason.
29:09So tonight in singles competition,
29:13Chris Chetty will take on Justin Credible.
29:35The Impact players do not want to give another World Tag Team
29:57title shot to the team of Chris Chetty and Nova.
30:04Back in Kansas City at the Uptown Theater.
30:07Had it not been for the interference of Dawn Marie and Jason,
30:10Chetty and Nova would already be World Tag Team champions.
30:16However, Justin Credible has agreed to a one-on-one matchup
30:22against Chris Chetty here tonight in Richmond, Virginia.
30:27Knife edge chop.
30:30Reversal across the ring.
30:32Nice tip-up by Justin Credible.
30:34Leaf frog out of the corner.
30:36Front kick, side headlock down by Justin Credible.
30:39Shoulder block down goes Chetty.
30:41Chetty drops down through the legs of Chris Chetty.
30:44Front kick now.
30:47And a beautiful scissor kick by Chris Chetty.
30:55Upside down, back on his feet.
30:58Chetty going for the Amityville Horror.
31:00Had he hit it, it would have been over.
31:03Justin Credible looking for that.
31:05Incredible.
31:06Chetty rolls him up, gets a two.
31:14Side kick missed.
31:16Super kick did not.
31:24Face first into the top turnbuckle.
31:29Justin Credible now opening up on Chris Chetty.
31:35Chetty gets planted.
31:37Two and no.
31:41Jim Alano says only a two as Jason looks on.
31:47Guy still gives me the hives.
31:51What a right hand to the nose of Chris Chetty.
31:58Scoop and a slam.
32:07Forearm driven right into the throat.
32:09Lateral press.
32:11Chetty gets the shoulder up.
32:15Justin Credible now riding Chris Chetty.
32:21Great shot over the shoulder of Jason.
32:24Chetty refusing to give it up.
32:28Chetty being forced to fight for each and every breath
32:31while Justin Credible gives himself a breather.
32:37Alano right there and it's not a joke.
32:46Chetty trying to fight to his feet and does.
32:53Sunset flip.
32:56Gets a two.
32:59What a clothesline.
33:10There's the chair from Jason.
33:21Justin Credible going up top with that steel chair in hand.
33:26But Chetty gets the boot up.
33:28Justin Credible eats the chair.
33:35What a faux pas by Justin Credible.
33:40That will certainly slow down one half of the World Tag Team Champions.
33:45Or any man who has a scrotum.
33:48Reversal.
33:51Beautiful side kick that may be old now.
33:57Chris Chetty now has the steel chair.
34:02Puts it on the top turnbuckle and ring post.
34:07Chop to the throat.
34:12Chetty hangs on.
34:22Slingshot.
34:23And a schoolboy.
34:27That was it.
34:28Chetty had him.
34:29Jason pulled Alano out of the ring.
34:31Chetty had Justin Credible beat.
34:33This is what I'm talking about.
34:35It's always Jason and Todd Murray interfering to keep the belts on the impact players.
34:41He almost took Justin Credible's head off.
34:51Chetty's got Justin Credible up.
34:53There's the Amityville Horror.
34:55Cover.
34:58What an upset.
35:00Chetty wins.
35:01Chetty wins.
35:02Chris Chetty beat Justin Credible.
35:06Short arm clothesline by Jason.
35:13No, no, no.
35:16Deep impact on Chris Chetty.
35:23Here's Chetty's partner, Nova.
35:28But it's too late.
35:30Chetty's neck has been compressed by that stuffed pile driver that the champs now call deep impact.
35:46They're still world tag team champions.
35:49But it's got to be eating Justin Credible up that he was pinned by Chris Chetty here on television.
35:56On ECW Hardcore TV.
36:02Where the hell do you think you're going?
36:07Get your ass back in this ring right now.
36:15Because tonight, our team's going two for two.
36:18And I'm going to send your lame ass back to Calgary.
36:22Nova is looking for the sweep over the world tag team champions.
36:28He wants Lance Storm now.
36:37I'm not a betting man, but I don't think the Vegas odds
36:41on Chetty and Nova sweeping the world tag team champions
36:45in singles competition here tonight is very good.
36:51Nothing against Nova, but...
36:56Justin Credible, Jason and Dawn Marie at ringside.
37:03It's essentially four on one.
37:10Nova's bringing it to Lance Storm.
37:15Reverse up.
37:18Lance Storm misses.
37:21Bulldog headlock.
37:32Lance Storm sent for the ride.
37:34Through the legs.
37:36Clothesline ducked.
37:37Waist lock.
37:38Low blow by Lance Storm.
37:43Standing drop kick.
37:46Major league vertical leap.
37:52Clothesline to the corner.
37:54Elbow.
37:59And both boots right in the head of Nova.
38:06Right now Lance Storm pretty much toying with Nova.
38:21Lance Storm trying to avenge the loss.
38:25The loss of his partner Justin Credible to Chris Chetty
38:28here just moments ago.
38:30Clothesline now ducked by Nova.
38:33But he couldn't avoid that knee lift right to his face.
38:38Cover.
38:40Forearm right across the cheekbone of Nova as well.
38:46Nova showing great resilience though kicking out.
38:56And there's a rib breaker by Lance Storm.
39:01Who is just now having fun at the expense of Nova.
39:13Not much on those punches.
39:20Nova puts the brakes on.
39:23Sledge-o-matic drives the elbow into the groin of Lance Storm.
39:41Got a fist fight in the center of the ring.
39:44Nova was getting the better of Lance Storm at a desperation storm
39:48with the leverage move.
39:50Nova goes head-to-head with Molyneux.
39:53And now they're going for deep impact on Nova.
39:58Justin Credible crunched.
40:01Kryptonite crunch.
40:03Cover.
40:04This is it.
40:07Nova has Lance Storm beat.
40:11And there's Dawn Marie with a high heel to the back of the neck of Nova.
40:19She's just so proud of herself.
40:21It's Jazz.
40:22It's Jazz.
40:28Fisherman suplex.
40:35Jason's going to powerbomb Jazz.
40:37She lands on her feet.
40:40Jazz Stinger.
40:43Jazz, look out, look out.
40:45Oh, my God.
40:57He's going to take Nova's head off.
41:01No, he took Justin Credible's head off.
41:03Nova Kane.
41:04Nova Kane.
41:05Cover.
41:08They did it.
41:10Nova and Chetty have swept the World Tag Team Champions.
41:21The impact players are going to have to give a return match
41:26for the belts to Nova and Chetty whether they like it or not.
41:32For the meantime, they're going to try and take out Nova
41:35the way they took out Chetty.
41:39With deep impact.
41:47The World Tag Team Champions, the impact players,
41:51have been swept here in Richmond.
41:55You may have won a couple matches tonight, but we won the war
42:01because that's how you make an impact.
42:05Despite what Landstorm just said, the war between the impact players
42:19and Nova and Chris Chetty is far from over.
42:32We'll hear from the impact players in just a minute.
42:34Now we take it back to ECW on TNN when it was finally revealed
42:39who really put out the bounty, the hit on the innovator of violence,
42:44Tommy Dreamer.
42:54What?
42:55It was Jeff Jones.
42:57Jeff Jones put the bounty on Tommy Dreamer.
43:01And Mike Awesome just clotheslined not only Dreamer,
43:06but his own partner in the Unholy Alliance, Raven.
43:10And you act like you're surprised, like Judge Jeff Jones
43:14is some beacon of justice.
43:16He's a conniving young punk.
43:22Awesome bombed through the table.
43:28You think Awesome was using Raven just to get close to Dreamer?
43:37So Awesome wanted Dreamer all along.
43:40He aligned himself with Raven just to get involved in a war with Dreamer.
43:45You've answered all your own questions.
43:47I'm glad you finally see it.
43:50Sorry, you saw it all along.
43:52No!
43:59Tommy Dreamer driven backwards through that table.
44:05The World Heavyweight Champion has taken out Raven and Dreamer all by himself.
44:10Now that's Awesome.
44:16So now it makes sense.
44:19The World Heavyweight Champion teamed with Raven in the first place
44:24because he wanted to get close to Tommy Dreamer.
44:27Mike Awesome wanted to destroy Tommy Dreamer.
44:31That was his motivation all along.
44:34And you can bet Tommy Dreamer will come back at Mike Awesome
44:38in the World Heavyweight title.
44:40We now take you to comments from the Impact clients.
44:43Correct me if I'm wrong.
44:45You never know.
44:46But there's something I just don't understand.
44:50You see, we gave these two punk-ass kids an opportunity
44:56to step in the ring with greatness.
44:59And what do they do?
45:01They shove it up our asses.
45:04They jump us from behind.
45:06They beat up our managers.
45:08You want to light a fire under our asses, boys?
45:11Well, you lit one.
45:13But playtime's over.
45:16Hey, kids, you think beating us in a single match means something?
45:19It doesn't mean ****.
45:21You want these?
45:22You get it done in a tag team match.
45:24You've never got it done yet, and you ain't ever going to get it done.
45:28The Impact players, the greatest tag team in wrestling today.
45:33Now that's not just the coolest, and that's not just the best.
45:37That's from Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
45:41Now that, my friends, is just incredible.
45:46Come get some.