00:00You know, I found it something I didn't realize.
00:03I missed it, clearly.
00:06I didn't realize that the Canes had been swept three straight times in the conference finals.
00:14The only one I remember, because I have early for Alzheimer's, is when they lost two years
00:19ago to the Panthers.
00:21I didn't remember that they had lost three straight.
00:23They have now lost 13 straight conference final games, and they got their ass beat last
00:32night on their home ice, and I'm sure their wives wouldn't even sleep with them.
00:38I mean, after that performance, they got smoked.
00:41Should we even play the next three games, Scott?
00:43Like, it's over.
00:44No.
00:45It's done.
00:46Like, if I was like the commissioner and I'd actually say to the Panthers, listen, you guys
00:50have earned a 10-day rest, we've decided that you've already won the series.
00:56You're moving on to the Stanley Cup finals.
01:00Unbelievable.
01:01And listen, not to defend the Toronto Maple Leafs too much, Scott, but to go back in time,
01:06when I tweeted last night, I said, hey, maybe the Leafs don't suck as much as everybody says
01:10they do, right?
01:12Florida doing the same thing to Carolina.
01:14Hell, Carolina got swept by them last time.
01:16Leafs took them to seven.
01:17Like, Paul Maurice said after the game the other night in Toronto, and it patronized
01:23a lot of people, right?
01:24Like, people were like, oh, just stop.
01:26Like, you're patronizing us.
01:27When he goes, you know, you guys are way too hard on this team.
01:30He goes, they just took us to seven, and we're a pretty good team, and we played well.
01:33And he goes, you guys just don't get it, essentially.
01:36Now you see Carolina just get steamrolled early.
01:40You could tell, Scott, it's absolutely paramount.
01:43And that's the thing with Frederick Anderson.
01:44Listen, he's not a star goalie.
01:47He can be good, but he can be shaky.
01:49And you got to shaky Anderson early in the game, and it was just game over.
01:54It's just, you know, game, set, match.
01:56I told you yesterday, and I lost money again, Scott, betting against these son of a bitches.
02:01I said, oh, I think Carolina will win game one, but Florida will definitely win the series.
02:05So I'm an idiot.
02:06Why did I just take Florida?
02:07I said the same thing.
02:10Right?
02:10Like, I'm done.
02:12I'm done.
02:12I'm done.
02:13And I say all this, and I'm all ready to take Edmonton, like, if they make it to the finals against Florida.
02:18But Florida, the real deal, bro.
02:20You know what's amazing about them, too, Scott, if you'll notice?
02:23They just sort of, you know, they're in your face.
02:27They're in your face.
02:28There's a lot of crashing and banging going on.
02:30There's not a lot of scoring chances.
02:32Like, that's the thing with the Florida Panthers that's frustrating if you play against them.
02:36You saw it against the Leafs.
02:37You saw it last night.
02:38So, like, the puck will be in the corner.
02:40You know, you'll play five, six minutes, seven minutes, and you're like, all right, these guys, all right, they're big, they're tough, but it's scoreless, so we're hanging with them.
02:48So you're playing with them, and the puck just sort of bounces out, and they only need one chance, Scott, you'll notice.
02:55Like, a lot of Panther goals, they're not on these, like, like, you know when the Oilers score, it'll be like this flurry of, like, 50 seconds of, like, bang, boom, boom, bang, shot, shot, shot.
03:07You're like, oh, my God, they're going to score.
03:08And then they score.
03:10The Panthers strike out of nowhere.
03:12It's like, you know, there's nothing going on.
03:14The puck's in the corner.
03:14It bounces out into, you know, the face-off circle.
03:17Like the goal they had against the Leafs when the Leafs made it 3-1, and then 47 seconds later under the elbow.
03:22Yeah, but boom, just like that, and you're like, man, we're down again.
03:25It happened last night, Scott.
03:27Carolina scores.
03:28What does Florida do?
03:28They did the same thing to the Leafs.
03:30It's what good teams do, right?
03:31It's like football team.
03:32Yeah, you scored a touchdown.
03:33Yeah, we just scored a touchdown right away, too.
03:35We did it faster than you.
03:36Right?
03:37Like, they break your will, Scott.
03:39It's like, oh, we're down 2-0.
03:40All right, man, we made it 2-1.
03:42Oh, no, now it's 3-1.
03:44Right?
03:44Like, it never stops.
03:46They just, they're relentless, these guys.
03:48Got to tip my cap to them.
03:50They're not the most exciting team to watch play, and it's kind of a, I thought it was
03:54a boring game.
03:56And, you know, the NBA game, you know, turn into the blowout that it did.
