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00:00Hello everyone and welcome to ECW Hardcore TV from the jam-packed, sold-out Mid-Hudson
00:07Civic Center in Poughkeepsie, New York.
00:08Simon Diamond is on his way to the ring, followed by his traveling circus of misfits and goofs.
00:09I'm Joey Styles, and Cyber Slam 2000 threw this entire promotion into turmoil like no
00:10other show.
00:11Last week on ECW, Lance Storm was injured and taken from the building.
00:39He's just incredible.
00:40He's just incredible.
00:41He's just incredible.
00:42He's just incredible.
00:43He's just incredible.
00:44He's just incredible.
00:45He's just incredible.
00:46He's just incredible.
00:47He's just incredible.
00:48He's just incredible.
00:49He's just incredible.
00:50He's just incredible.
00:51He's just incredible.
00:52He's just incredible.
00:53He's just incredible.
00:54He's just incredible.
00:55He's just incredible.
00:56He's just incredible.
00:57He's just incredible.
00:58He's just incredible.
00:59He's just incredible.
01:00He's just incredible.
01:01He's just incredible.
01:02He's just incredible.
01:03He's just incredible.
01:04He's just incredible.
01:05He's just incredible.
01:06He's just incredible.
01:07He's just incredible.
01:08Whsá les?
01:09They are all with me.
01:10I love you!
01:11Because, since the very beginning that's been intense.
01:17Since the whole premiere, the results have been great.
01:32You see, I'm sick and tired of everyone thinking I'm a comedy act here.
01:42I am a blue chip athlete.
01:51And to show you what kind of an athlete I am,
01:59I'm challenging anyone in the back to come on down and face me,
02:05who will challenge Simon here tonight.
02:09Extreme...
02:19Challenge...
02:24Extreme...
02:54Challenge...
03:04Challenge...
03:14Extreme...
03:24Extreme...
03:34Challenge...
03:44Challenge...
03:54Challenge...
04:04Challenge...
04:14Extreme...
04:24Extreme...
04:35It's the innovator of violence, Tommy Dreamer.
04:43Fans, I have been with ECW for over six and a half years.
04:52And I have never, ever heard an ovation for Tommy Dreamer
04:57like the one he's receiving here tonight.
05:01He may have lost the World Heavyweight Title Belt at Cyberslam,
05:06but Tommy Dreamer will always be a champion for the revolution that is ECW.
05:14Simon Diamond to go one-on-one with the innovator of violence, Tommy Dreamer.
05:30Simon Diamond not waiting for the opening bell.
05:35Straight right hand, straight in the face of Tommy Dreamer.
05:42Simon Diamond says, I am not a comedy act.
05:46I am a blue-chip athlete, which may be true,
05:49but to make himself feel smarter,
05:52Simon Diamond surrounds himself with this merry band of mental midgets.
05:57Hip-tossed block, hangman's neck breaker by the innovator of violence, Tommy Dreamer.
06:06Simon Diamond to the right.
06:09Spinebuster slam.
06:16Dreamer's taking Simon to the outside.
06:29Simon Diamond hits the steel guardrail.
06:36Dreamer now with a corbett reach.
06:41Drives that cup in his fist into the face of Simon Diamond.
06:52This is not the matchup that Simon wants to have with Tommy Dreamer.
06:57Simon's best strategy is to get Dreamer in the ring and wrestle him,
07:02but rolling on the outside with the innovator of violence is a losing proposition,
07:07and so is this.
07:15Or Simon.
07:25Tommy Dreamer unrelenting in his attack on Simon Diamond.
07:28Simon Diamond, he's got Simon on his McCurley driver,
07:31the musketeer up on the ring apron.
07:39Simon's up the right, reverse roll, nice clothesline by the prodigy Tom Marquez,
07:45a student of Taz.
07:51Coincidentally, Taz was the man Tommy Dreamer defeated
07:55in Cyberslam 2000 to win the ECW World Heavyweight title,
08:00only to lose it to Just Incredible,
08:03when Francine, of all people, turned on Tommy Dreamer,
08:08and is now managing Just Incredible.
08:11Simon Diamond now back on the attack,
08:14into the assist from the prodigy Tom Marquez.
08:20Dreamer circling right again, it's hard in the corner.
08:30Dreamer with body blows, lining up the ribcage,
08:32Simon Diamond puts the brakes on,
08:34side pushing legs, feet nicely done.
08:40And now Simon Diamond, proving that at the Tommy Dreamer,
08:43that's a submission hold, and that's a hell of a count for a submission hold.
08:47He just bit a chunk out of Simon's calf.
08:53Moon over Poughkeepsie, two count only.
09:00All the more exciting to see a lateral press.
09:04Two and a half.
09:06Two and a half only, says the extreme official,
09:09H.G. Lowe, Simon Diamond in control now,
09:12and there you go, Tommy Dreamer,
09:14snap suplex, Simon Diamond hangs on,
09:17takes Dreamer over again, again,
09:19Simon Diamond still won't let go.
09:22Dreamer locks the first step, suplex, nice reversal by Tommy.
09:34The fans rallying behind the Innovator of Violence.
09:42Diamond thrusts on the top turnbuckle,
09:44oh, whoa, and Simon.
09:51My God, that's gotta hurt.
09:56They were calling for a steel chair and ditch it.
10:01Ditch it now with the umbrella.
10:03What the hell was that?
10:06What a falooka.
10:13There's another way to use an umbrella.
10:23Oh, my God!
10:29Now the musketeer is back in the ring.
10:32Easy look, easy look, easy look, easy look.
10:40He just, he did, he just threw his spoilers.
10:44He wants to drool Tommy Dreamer.
10:50Tommy says, I'm gone.
10:54Very brusque sidekick.
11:03And a Spicoli driver.
11:05I believe the first time a Spicoli driver
11:07has ever been used in competitive fencing.
11:12Simon goes downstairs with the umbrella.
11:18Two count off the schoolboy.
11:22Simon Diamond now frustrated, complaining of a slow count.
11:28Scooping a slam on Dreamer.
11:33Back in for the prodigy, Tom Martens.
11:36He's going up for a moonsault, and no.
11:39His twin sister, the prodigette, stops him.
11:42Prodigette, can't prodigy be female?
11:46She misses the moonsault.
11:48And the prodigy is not happy about it.
11:53Double DDT on the Wonder Twins.
11:57Simon's choking referee, H.G. Lauco, is headed out.
12:03They're both lined up.
12:05Here's Dreamer's DDT and a cover.
12:11Tommy Dreamer entered the open challenge of Simon Diamond
12:16and wins the match.
12:23Tommy Dreamer lived out his lifelong dream
12:26of becoming world heavyweight champion
12:28of Cyberslam 2000.
12:30You can bet he wants to relive it.
12:32Just Incredible had better be winning.
12:35Tonight, here on Hardcore TV,
12:37the first world heavyweight title defense
12:40of Just Incredible.
12:42And when we come back, we will hear
12:44from the world heavyweight champion,
12:46Just Incredible himself.
12:53Do you need help?
12:54No, please, don't.
12:56Did we help?
12:57No, please, indulge yourself.
12:58You know, Padre, I held the world tag team championships
13:01twice with Cactus Jack.
13:03You know, and what Justin did to those belts was just...
13:07Oh, man! He went and sold his soul.
13:10Well, you know, Mikey,
13:12Just Incredible didn't sell his soul to me.
13:15In fact, nobody's sold their soul to me in a long time.
13:20You know, somebody owes me a vig,
13:23so why don't you go get me
13:26either Just Incredible's ECW
13:29world heavyweight championship
13:32or bring me back his soul?
13:36Okay, wait a minute.
13:38If I don't bring back the belt,
13:40I can bring back his soul, right?
13:42True.
13:43And if I don't bring back his soul,
13:45I can bring back the belt?
13:46Yes, yes.
13:47Okay.
13:48What if I don't do either?
13:50How about my soul?
13:52Mikey, nobody wants your soul.
13:56Not even you.
13:59Oh, yeah.
14:00Hey, hey, hey.
14:01What about Francine?
14:04You know, Mikey,
14:06I don't want Francine's soul.
14:08In fact, the part of Francine I want
14:12is really worn out.
14:14Word on the street is that
14:17Just Incredible fits Francine
14:20like a tricycle in a two-car garage.
14:44Everybody wants a piece of Just Incredible.
14:49Do you know what it's like
14:51looking over your shoulder 24-7?
14:55Do you have any idea?
14:57Do you have any idea
14:59what it's like
15:01sleeping with one eye open?
15:06I know you people want to see two things.
15:10One, you want to see me
15:13lose my world heavyweight title.
15:18Two, you want to see Francine
15:22strip butt-naked in the middle of the ring.
15:26Ain't gonna happen, pervert.
15:28Because if anyone gets stripped naked
15:30in the center of the ring,
15:32it's gonna be me stripping Dawn Marie,
15:34and I am gonna show the entire world
15:37just how much cellulite that bitch has on her ass.
15:40So you know what?
15:42It's real simple.
15:45There's a new heavyweight champion in town.
15:49And that heavyweight champion,
15:51he's not just...
15:53No, no.
15:55That heavyweight champion,
15:57he's not just the best.
15:59That heavyweight champion is Justin Incredible.
16:03You better get used to it.
16:08Every Friday, ECW is on TNN,
16:11and earlier tonight, taping that very program,
16:14we saw the first confrontation of the Impact player
16:17since Justin Incredible threw down
16:19the world tag team title belts.
16:23I trained you.
16:26I taught you.
16:28I carried you.
16:33You just didn't throw down your belt.
16:36You threw down a belt that belonged to me.
16:43You spit on me,
16:45and you spit on this business.
16:50The way I see it,
16:53you owe me a title.
16:56So I'm either gonna take the one you got,
16:59or you're gonna hand it over.
17:03Storm,
17:05there are two things that you can do.
17:10You can take this,
17:12or you can take your ass
17:15back to Calgary,
17:18Alberta, Canada.
17:32The former ECW world tag team champions
17:35one at each other.
17:38Here we go, Jewel!
17:40Tag fight!
17:42Tag fight!
17:44Tag fight!
17:46Tag fight!
17:48Tag fight!
17:50Tag fight!
17:52Tag fight!
17:54Tag fight!
17:56Tag fight!
17:58Tag fight!
18:00Jewel!
18:01Tag fight!
18:02Tag fight!
18:06Boy, they're really tearing into each other tonight.
18:12That was a damn fine cat fight.
18:15Not long enough, but good.
18:17Very, very good.
18:20It's Raven!
18:22Raven's going after Just Incredible!
18:25Just Incredible attacks Raven at the ECW arena.
18:31Super kick by Lance Storm on Raven!
18:34And that's Raven's own move,
18:36the even-throw DDT.
18:38Storm takes out Raven,
18:39but it looks to me like everybody is trying to take out
18:42the new ECW world champ, Just Incredible.
18:46It's Jax!
18:52Dawn Marie just got landed.
18:54Turn around, Jax!
18:57Super kick right in the face!
18:59Looks like Lance Storm doesn't see eye-to-eye with Jazz either,
19:02more like foot-to-eye.
19:03Here comes Kid Cash!
19:05Our first official match-up is underway!
19:07Dreamer's got Just Incredible!
19:14Oh, my God!
19:17Tommy Dreamer and the world heavyweight champion,
19:20Just Incredible, still brawling all over the arena,
19:24and Kid Cash just launched himself
19:28and Lance Storm, I mean,
19:30completely over the protective mats,
19:32they hit the concrete floor.
19:35Kid Cash now with a double underhook,
19:37and in comes Dawn Marie to save Lance Storm.
19:40She sensed it!
19:41She sensed that Lance Storm was a beaten man,
19:43and Jazz is chasing Dawn Marie back to the locker room.
19:49Lance Storm capitalizes on the distraction.
19:52He hits the super kick.
19:55Deep impact!
19:57Kid Cash gets spiked!
19:59Cover!
20:16Whether or not Just Incredible is still
20:18the world heavyweight champion
20:19at the Hardcore Heaven pay-per-view,
20:21he will be in the same ring
20:22against his former tag team partner, Lance Storm.
20:25Meanwhile, the world television champion, Rhyno,
20:28has been stirring it up as well.
20:30DCW!
20:34Rhyno just floors Scotty Anton for the table!
20:38I'm not sure if he was aiming for Jerry Lynn
20:40or Scotty Anton,
20:41but Jerry Lynn with the well-timed leapfrog!
20:45Did Jerry see Rhyno coming?
20:47Did he know Rhyno was coming?
20:50Oh, he must!
20:51The way he got up in the air like that to avoid him?
20:55Wait a minute!
20:56Isle driver!
20:57Good night, Scotty Anton!
20:59The new record showman,
21:01a friend of the Network by God,
21:03Jerry Lynn!
21:06Does that answer your question?
21:09No?
21:10Come on now, Jerry!
21:11Jerry, come down here and shake the Network's hand!
21:14Come on, Jerry!
21:16I know you want to do it!
21:17I know you want to shake my hand!
21:19Come on, Jerry!
21:21If Jerry shakes hands with Cyrus,
21:23we've got to have an answer!
21:25I don't want to shake your hand!
21:27I don't want to shake your hand!
21:29He just shook Bill Alfonso!
21:32And Jerry Lynn attacks the Network after all!
21:35I can't figure him out!
21:37You see, you were so quick to assume
21:39that he was buddy-buddy with Cyrus.
21:41Feed him!
21:42And now Rhyno
21:44is stomping Scotty Anton!
21:48See, that's brave!
21:51He's already quartered for a table!
21:53It was pile-kick on his head!
21:57Oh, no!
22:06Rob Van Dam has seen it all!
22:10Rob Van Dam charging the ring!
22:12Rob Van Dam once again face-to-face with Rhyno!
22:15And here we go!
22:21Van Dam kicks Rhyno over!
22:29Rhyno's stuck for the ride!
22:31Van Dam up top!
22:33Mystic side-kick right on Rhyno's jaw!
22:37Are we going to get a match?
22:39Is this going to be Rob Van Dam against Rhyno?
22:43It might be Cyrus against Rob Van Dam!
22:48I think Cyrus just wet himself!
22:56Oh, Cyrus is so brave when someone's back is turned!
23:00Here it comes! The Van Daminator!
23:02Goal! Jack Victory and Steve Torino
23:04running interference for Cyrus!
23:08More network snootings!
23:12It's Yoshihiro to Jerry!
23:14Three misses in the face of Jack Victory!
23:25What a kick by Rob Van Dam!
23:27Down goes Rhyno, Scotty Anton, and Jerry Litter still going at it!
23:33And Rob Van Dam just took out his own best friend and Jerry Litter!
23:38I think he was aiming for Jerry!
23:40He couldn't have meant to take out Scotty!
23:47Welcome back to ECW Hardcore TV!
23:51The Sinister Minister has dispatched his unholy altar boy, Mikey Winfrey,
23:58a former ECW World Heavyweight Champion,
24:01a former ECW World Television Champion,
24:04and a former two-time ECW World Tag Team Champion with Magnus Jack,
24:09to either procure the soul of Just Incredible
24:13or once again become the ECW World Heavyweight Champion.
24:18Now, I'm not sure how Mikey would go about taking Just Incredible's soul,
24:22so I'll concentrate on calling this battle for the ECW World Heavyweight Title.
24:34And Mikey's got a myriad of psychological problems
24:37that I can't get into in a one-hour television program.
24:45We are at the sold-out, jam-packed Mid-Hudson Civic Center in Poughkeepsie, New York.
24:49The World Heavyweight Title is about to be defended
24:52in a match-up exclusive to ECW Hardcore TV.
24:55The Redneck Network doesn't get it.
25:02The Queen of Extreme Francine
25:04and the new ECW World Heavyweight Champion
25:10enter the ring.
25:12It's an intriguing camera angle we had.
25:15This match-up for the World Heavyweight Title
25:18will go down after this very short commercial break.
25:25Welcome back to ECW Hardcore TV.
25:28This building has been ripped into a frenzy
25:31by ECW fans who are outraged
25:34by the actions of the new World Heavyweight Champion.
25:37Just incredible.
25:38Justin, what mother...
26:08You know what, Francine?
26:10These sons of bitches don't deserve a World Title match.
26:14Let's get the...
26:22Just incredible, man.
26:23His feelings for Poughkeepsie quite evident.
26:27And perhaps using them as an excuse
26:30to avoid Mikey Winfrey.
26:33They're leaving.
26:35Mikey is coming after the World Heavyweight Champion.
26:40And here, right in front of the entrance,
26:42up on the stage...
26:48Just incredible.
26:49Goes airborne and hits the steel guardrail.
26:53Mikey Winfrey, not exactly on a mission from God,
26:57but he's on a quest for the Holy Grail nonetheless.
27:02The ECW World Heavyweight Title.
27:07A belt that has now been coiled in controversy.
27:12The ECW World Heavyweight Title
27:14has been given to Mikey Winfrey.
27:17A belt that has now been coiled in controversy
27:22because of the fashion in which it was won.
27:26Compounded on top of the fact
27:28that Just Incredible flew down the front tag team title belt
27:33before challenging Tommy Dreamer
27:36for the World Heavyweight Title.
27:39Mikey Winfrey would love to be a team mate
27:44in a cover to the belt.
27:47Mikey would love to be the new ECW World Heavyweight Champion.
27:53And the Sinister Minister
27:55possessing that World Heavyweight Title belt
27:57would be no more evil than Just Incredible
27:59having the damn thing.
28:02And there is our World Heavyweight Champion.
28:08Don't misunderstand me, fans.
28:10I've got no disrespect for the title.
28:12It's the man that currently holds it
28:14that turns my story around.
28:16Mikey Winfrey.
28:17He's the man.
28:18He's the man.
28:19He's the man.
28:20He's the man.
28:21He's the man.
28:22He's the man.
28:23He's the man.
28:24He's the man.
28:25He's the man.
28:26He's the man.
28:27He's the man.
28:28He's the man.
28:29He's the man.
28:30He's the man.
28:31He's the man.
28:32He's the man.
28:33He's the man.
28:34He's the man.
28:35He's the man.
28:36He's the man.
28:37He's the man.
28:38He's the man.
28:39He's the man.
28:40He's the man.
28:41He's the man.
28:42He's the man.
28:43He's the man.
28:44He's the man.
28:45He's the man.
28:46He's the man.
28:47He's the man.
28:48He's the man.
28:49He's the man.
28:50He's the man.
28:51He's the man.
28:52He's the man.
28:53He's the man.
28:54He's the man.
28:55He's the man.
28:56He's the man.
28:57He's the man.
28:58He's the man.
28:59He's the man.
29:00He's the man.
29:01He's the man.
29:02He's the man.
29:03It seems that that he's moving back a little bit.
29:04His ability is changing.
29:05Why's that change?
29:06It's seen carried out in my last ring.
29:07Why is that?
29:08Well I don't know.
29:09I just do this today.
29:10It's caramelizing straight to you, isn't it?
29:11He's tossing it at the unlearned.
29:12Is it throwing a rope at him?
29:13There's a reply.
29:14That's the right thing to do.
29:15Challenger now thrown to the outside.
29:22Mikey Wittreich trying to sink the cop out of his head.
29:26Along with a number of other baggage he's got stowed up there.
29:30And Justin Boyne right after the Crimson Air Challenger.
29:38Mikey now thrown over the guardrail.
29:42The world heavyweight champion taking the fight to the challenger.
29:49Double legged hand lock on Jey.
29:52Mikey thrown over the guardrail again.
29:57This is the protective max mandated by the New York City Police.
30:03A lot of good they did Mikey right there and there.
30:08Referee Jim Molyneux looking on as Mikey goes face first to the top turnbuckle.
30:13Mikey Wittreich now thrown to the outside.
30:18The world heavyweight champion taking the fight to the challenger.
30:24Referee Jim Molyneux looking on as Mikey goes face first to the top turnbuckle.
30:33And now the world heavyweight champion really turning up the heat.
30:45And Francine applauding her new man.
30:49Just incredible the world heavyweight champion.
30:58Mikey out of the corner the hard way to it.
31:01Left shoulder up.
31:04Justin questioning the count. It's been consistent.
31:10Justin Goodwill now going after that steel chair.
31:15He decides not to use it just to spite the fans here in Poughkeepsie.
31:23Mikey Wittreich trying to muster a comeback.
31:26Instead takes an elbow right between the eyes.
31:31The world heavyweight champion up for the second turnbuckle.
31:35Drives his elbow right through the throat of Mikey.
31:37Cover and no Mikey puts it.
31:46Justin Goodwill now riding Mikey Wittreich.
31:49Hooking the neck of the challenger.
31:52Mikey now being forced to fight with each and every breath he takes.
31:57Now Justin Goodwill essentially gives himself a breather.
32:01Here's a Francine.
32:05Mikey back to his feet. Two elbows.
32:08Third time's a charm but Justin takes him down again with a handful of that
32:13dyed hair.
32:15Assuming it's dyed.
32:17Anything's possible.
32:19Right across the face of the challenger.
32:23And again just incredible taking Mikey Wittreich down to the canvas.
32:32Mikey Wittreich does not want to stand this long for very long.
32:36He'll be robbed of all his oxygen.
32:38That will be the end of his world heavyweight title hunt.
32:42Mikey Wittreich has got to get back to his feet.
32:47The fans rallying behind Mikey.
32:49Rallying again.
32:51Justin Goodwill there on top of his foot.
32:54Mikey hands off.
32:56The dropkick misses.
33:00Sleep shot.
33:02Justin Goodwill over the top rope through the table.
33:06Easy up! Easy up! Easy up!
33:13And lucky for the champion that we do have a protective edge here.
33:17If we didn't tonight he would be broken in half.
33:24Justin Goodwill goes sailing into the ring post.
33:27Invading the crowd with his claws.
33:37Justin Goodwill now thrown back in by the challenger.
33:40Mikey gives chase.
33:44Mikey now putting the boots to Justin Goodwill in the corner.
33:47Irish grip.
33:48Upside down goes the world heavyweight champion.
33:50Mikey's waiting on him.
33:54Side brushing leg sweep.
33:55Cover her in the leg.
33:57That was close.
33:59We were about two inches away from crowning Mikey Wittreich
34:02as the new world heavyweight champion.
34:06It's been quite a few years since Mikey held the belt.
34:11Wow was that one!
34:16Such impact on that low kick that Mikey Wittreich
34:19actually left his feet.
34:24Justin Goodwill says that's all,
34:25but that's a pedal on the chair.
34:27Mikey counters with the DDT.
34:29Will that be enough?
34:30Hopefully we can have a new champion.
34:32And Francine makes the save.
34:36Chief Frank Mikey in the head with their high heel pump.
34:42And I think Mikey's heading up with Francine.
34:53What a wedgie!
34:58Oh my God!
35:00What a shot from the Singapore King!
35:05Mikey kicks out.
35:07Mikey Wittreich kicks out.
35:15Francine looks on while adjusting her panties.
35:17Justin Goodwill going up top.
35:21He gets crushed.
35:22Mikey's going for the top rope of her step.
35:24This is it.
35:25No!
35:26Justin Goodwill's chopping off.
35:30High cross body.
35:31Mikey rolls through.
35:32Hooks the leg.
35:34Damn, that was close.
35:45The fans...
35:46There it is!
35:47Whip her step!
35:48Whip her step!
35:49Whip her step!
35:53Mikey can't believe it.
35:54Neither can these fans.
36:02Reversal.
36:04Francine with the Singapore King.
36:09Mikey gets the right shoulder up again.
36:14And Francine is living.
36:16She can't believe it.
36:22The fans smell the upset.
36:24They smell the pride of an award heavyweight champion.
36:28Can Mikey deliver?
36:29Tip up.
36:30Mikey gets caught.
36:32That's incredible.
36:34Damn it.
36:56Just incredible.
36:57Just incredible.
36:58Just barely retains the ECW World Heavyweight title.
37:02And he will take the belt into Hardcore Heaven 2000.
37:07Live on pay-per-view.
37:09Sunday night, May 14th.
37:13But everyone is gunning for the new World Heavyweight champion.
37:17Just incredible.
37:27Just one week away.
37:28Noami.
37:29Sandman.
37:30Rhyno.
37:31I'm gonna show you, Rhyno, exactly why everyone in Noami calls me...
37:36The King of Extreme.
37:43Sunday night, May 14th.
37:44ECW Hardcore Heaven 2000.
37:46Live on pay-per-view.
37:48The original hardcore icon.
37:50The Sandman challenges Rhyno.
37:53For the ECW World Television title,
37:57it's the only belt that the Sandman has ever held.
38:04Rock them down, okay?
38:06Got it?
38:07Good.
38:09Since I started in ECW,
38:12all I've ever wanted was to win a title.
38:14It's my dream.
38:15It's what I work for.
38:17But Just Incredible,
38:19when you threw down those tag titles,
38:21you pissed on everyone's hopes and dreams.
38:24And I know there's only one thing standing in the way
38:27between me and the World Heavyweight title.
38:31And that's you, Rob Van Dam.
38:34And at Hardcore Heaven,
38:35I'm gonna kick your ass.
38:37And I'm gonna kick it real good.
38:40Because I know Just Incredible
38:42won't defend the title against a new **** show.
38:46But he'll defend it against the man who beat Rob Van Dam.
38:50And that's me, Jerry Lynn.
38:53The whole.
38:54F.
38:55Show.
38:58Scotty, you gotta get used to our fans coming out to see you now, too.
39:01Because you are the best friend of Rob Van Dam.
39:05Chill!
39:06Fans like that.
39:07They know we're gonna be giving them a hell of a show.
39:09You want to put an F on your shoulders or something?
39:12Lance.
39:14You trained me.
39:17You taught me everything you know.
39:21So I know
39:23what you're coming at me with.
39:26The whole **** show.
39:29Who that whistle bouncing?
39:35Cut.
39:36You're gonna see a world champion.
39:39That's Justin Krebs.
39:44He's your favorite wrestler.
39:45He doesn't get no more hair to tie.
39:48Justin Kredible.
39:49Everybody knows
39:50we were the next ECW World Tag Team Champions.
39:55So what'd you do?
39:56You threw the belts down.
39:58You disgraced them.
39:59You took our shot away.
40:02So now, Justin Kredible,
40:04we're coming for your ****.
40:06Because everybody knows
40:08when we're good, we're good.
40:11But when we're mad,
40:14we're dangerous.
40:19I've been watching wrestling my whole life.
40:21And I've studied the greatest Tag Team Championship teams of all time.
40:25The Hearts, the Bulldogs, the Midnights, Road Warriors,
40:28the Eliminators, Dougies, Sabu and Taz,
40:31and so many countless other teams.
40:33They were all great champions
40:34because the belts that they wore
40:36were won and lost in the middle of the ring
40:38where belts should be won and lost.
40:40I've been a wrestler since I'm four years old.
40:42And every match that I won,
40:44and on the rare occasion that I lost,
40:46I won and lost in the middle of the ring
40:48where matches should be won and lost.
40:50And that's why every medal,
40:51and every tournament,
40:52and every trophy that I won
40:54meant something.
40:55Justin Kredible,
40:56when you threw down the ECW World Tag Team title belts
40:59and spit on them,
41:00you spit right on us.
41:02Because you knew it,
41:03we knew it,
41:04and everybody else knew
41:05that we were gonna be the team
41:07that beats you for those belts.
41:09And now I gotta live with the fact
41:10for the rest of my life
41:11that we're never gonna get the chance
41:13to beat the Impact players
41:14to become the next ECW World Tag Team Champions.
41:17But that's okay.
41:18Because we're gonna rebuild
41:19what you tried to destroy.
41:22And sooner or later,
41:23those belts are gonna wind up
41:25on the waist of the best team in ECW.
41:29Us.
41:34Everybody knew that Danny Dorn
41:36and Roadkill were gonna become
41:38the next ECW World Tag Team Champions.
41:42But that opportunity was denied us
41:45for two reasons.
41:47I always got us involved
41:49with some slut or some whore.
41:53Justin Kredible,
41:54you threw down the World Tag Team Championships,
41:58denying us the opportunity
42:00to ever beat the Impact players
42:02for those belts.
42:04You know something?
42:06Those belts meant a lot
42:08to the great champions and athletes
42:09who wore them before
42:11and all the other teams
42:12that are gonna hold those belts in the future.
42:15Us.
42:16If we have to work harder
42:18to restore the legacy to those belts,
42:21then that's what we're gonna do.
42:23You think you're just the coolest.
42:26I'm the coolest.
42:28You think you're just the best.
42:31We're the best.
42:33You, my friend,
42:35are just a chicken.
42:39May 14, Hardcore Heaven.
42:41I can't wait, Danny.
42:42Pay-Per-View.
42:43Live.
42:44Buy it now.
42:45Don't wait.
42:47This early?
42:48Right now, Danny.
42:49A lot of RBD fans are concerned
42:51that Jerry Lynn
42:52might be selling out to the network.
42:54Jerry Lynn's saying
42:55that he's gonna beat me,
42:56Mr. Pay-Per-View.
42:58Dude, have you gotten
42:59into my stash or something?
43:01That's crazy.
43:02I got the man in my corner
43:04watching me play.
43:06I got the man in my corner
43:08watching my back.
43:09I got taking care of me
43:11so I don't have to worry
43:12about anything else,
43:13Bill Alfonso.
43:15Come on, Danny.
43:16You blow that whistle
43:17and I will beat the snot
43:18out of Rhino,
43:19out of Jack Victory.
43:21I'll beat the snot
43:22out of Steve Carino,
43:23out of Scotty.
43:24I'm just joking, Scotty.
43:25But I can do that
43:26because I'm Rob Van Dam.
43:29And Jerry,
43:30after I beat the snot out of you,
43:32I'm coming after
43:33my world television title.
43:34Hunt for the short ass
43:35and the world television title
43:36belongs to me,
43:37everybody's favorite wrestler.
43:39And I don't think
43:40I have to say the name,
43:41but it's really fun.
43:42So come on, guys.
43:43Rob Van Dam.
43:45Whistle Blows
43:50Sunday night, May 14th,
43:52live on Pay-Per-View
43:53from Milwaukee, Wisconsin,
43:55ECW Hardcore Heaven 2000.
43:58The world heavyweight champion,
44:00just incredible,
44:01with the queen of extreme
44:02Francine in his corner,
44:04defends against former
44:05tag team partner Lance Storm
44:07with Dawn Marie in his corner.
44:09Stipulations announced right now
44:11at ecwwrestling.com.
44:14The new effing show,
44:16Jerry Lynn returns
44:17to Pay-Per-View.
44:18His opponent in his first matchup
44:20back since breaking his leg,
44:22Mr. PPV,
44:24RVD, Rob Van Dam.
44:27And the Sandman
44:28tries to win the only belt
44:29he's never held in ECW,
44:31the world television title,
44:33but to win it,
44:34he's gotta take on Rhino.
44:38May 14th, Hardcore Heaven.
44:40The Network and Rhino
44:42are coming to Milwaukee,
44:43the town The Crusher made famous.
44:46I know they're drunk,
44:47but we're coming for a drunk
44:48of our own,
44:49a stinking, disgusting,
44:51low-life rummy
44:52named The Sandman.
44:54Well, Sandman,
44:55you're going into Hardcore Heaven
44:57and you're going after
44:58the one title in ECW
45:00that you've never held,
45:01the one title
45:02that you just love
45:03to get your hands on.
45:05And I know you'd love
45:06to get your stinking hands
45:07on me as well.
45:08Well, Sandman,
45:09you silly, stinking drunk,
45:12you may be coming
45:13for this title
45:14at the Pay-Per-View,
45:16but the Pay-Per-View,
45:17this man is coming for you.
45:20Sandman!
45:22I'm gonna shove a beer can
45:23so far up your ass,
45:25I'll have to cane
45:26your f***ing head off
45:28just to pull it out of you
45:30and my friend,
45:31I will leave
45:33the ECW
45:34World Television Champion
45:37and you
45:38will remember
45:40one name
45:41and that's...
45:43I don't know.
45:44Ha!
45:45Ha!
45:46Ha!
45:47Ha!
45:48Ha!

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