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00:00Jack, I can't tell you how pumped up I am, man.
00:05I can tell, man. I can tell.
00:06Who is it?
00:07It's got to be the press, man. It's got to be the press.
00:09Steve, where's your belt?
00:10Better.
00:11Baby, I'd never leave home without it right here, huh?
00:14You know what? I just wanted to come over here because I thought you might need a little warm-up before the pay-per-view.
00:19Well, I would, but I just kind of, you know, took care of myself.
00:22What?
00:23Yeah, you know.
00:24Hey, what about me? What about me? High spot?
00:28Hey, go get yourself over.
00:30You have the belt sometimes. You hold it.
00:31I hold the belt.
00:32Okay.
00:34Get yourself over. Don't stop until you're done.
00:38God, I'm such a worthy champion. I...
00:41You know what?
00:43I got an hour. I'm going to get myself over, too.
00:48Jacko!
00:49Go away, Stevie!
00:50No, no, no, no! Come on! Let me in!
00:52Oh! Oh, God!
00:53Stop!
00:54Ow! Jack! Ow!
00:56Jack! Ow!
00:57Jack, let me out!
01:00For the love of God!
01:02Come on, little bitch!
01:05Come on, we're done.
01:06Ow!
01:08Damn it!
01:12Sharp teeth are a bitch.
01:14Oh, my God!
01:16And so are you.
01:19Hello, everyone, and welcome to ECW Hardcore TV. I'm Joey Styles.
01:23And well, well, well, it is I, the quintessential stud muffin, Joel.
01:28In these highly political times, I'm a modern-day Machiavelli.
01:34And I elect for my female constituency to be covered in peanut butter and jelly.
01:41Some homemade vanilla syrup, just a shot of whipped cream,
01:48makes an old woman blush and a young girl scream.
01:55Gertrude.
01:56The big news, the Dudley Boys, former eight-time world tag team champions,
02:01used to be managed by Joel Gertrude,
02:03are returning to ECW at the Madhouse of Extreme in Queens, New York City,
02:07on Friday night, December 15th.
02:09All the details available right now at ecwwrestling.com.
02:14We now take you to highlights from Massacre on 34th Street.
02:18You know what, Joey? I have a real problem with these guys.
02:21Simon and Swinger think they're the hottest young tag team in Extreme Championship Wrestling.
02:26Well, they're not.
02:27The FBI, great tag team.
02:29Cash and Crazy, phenomenal tag team.
02:31Mikey and Tajiri, spectacular tag team.
02:34Toring and Roadkill, unbelievable tag team.
02:37These guys are not the hottest.
02:39Matthews and York are the hottest tag team.
02:42And Simon and Swinger met their match.
02:45To calm down, Dawn Marie made her way to the ring
02:48and said whichever team won the matchup would have her services,
02:53all of her services, because she needed two men, not one.
03:00York and Matthews seemingly had the matchup well in hand,
03:04taking the measure of both Simon and Swinger,
03:08even going airborne.
03:10I'll give Simon and Swinger credit.
03:12They know their wrestling, but they met their match in York and Matthews.
03:17That did appear to be the case,
03:20until York and Matthews seemingly went for it all with the Rebel Yeah.
03:25But Joey Matthews came down wrong on his arm
03:29in executing the top turnbuckle Udan Karrada.
03:35Christian York, with the top turnbuckle elbow,
03:39they got the dupe and seemingly the services of Dawn Marie.
03:43Then Christian York, seeing his partner was hurt,
03:46went to tend to Joey Matthews,
03:49and Dawn Marie used her feminine wiles
03:54and double-crossed the team of York and Matthews,
03:58the problem solver.
04:00And now the tag team seed in ECW has one more problem to deal with,
04:05and that includes especially Joey Matthews and Christian York.
04:10That problem, Simon, Swinger, and Dawn Marie.
04:17So Simon and Swinger are part of a triumvirate.
04:20Whoa!
04:22Whoa!
04:23CW Anderson, what are you doing?
04:26Doing the towel boy thing.
04:28I don't know what towel boy is.
04:29This kid's awesome.
04:31What he does is, he's the guy that wipes the blood, the sweat,
04:34the oil off of the ropes in between the matches.
04:37And when Francine does her little dance, the fruits of her labor.
04:40The fans love him.
04:41I love him.
04:42Everybody loves him.
04:43Anyway, CW is such a bitter old...
04:45He dragged the kid into the ring once.
04:47Just watch.
04:50The enforcer, CW Anderson.
04:53The innovator of fighting, Tommy Dreidler.
04:57Tommy Dreidler.
05:04A war waiting at Massacre on 34th Street.
05:13The sold-out, advanced Hammerstein Forum in New York City was the scene.
05:19Anderson disrespecting the ECW veteran,
05:23even going so far as to spit in Dreamer's face.
05:30Dreamer took the fight to the enforcer,
05:33proving that he could wrestle with CW Anderson.
05:38But give CW Anderson his credit.
05:41He proved that he could brawl with the ECW veteran.
05:45He proved that he could brawl with the innovator of violence.
05:49And indeed he did.
05:51Brawl the enforcer and the innovator of violence did in the Big Apple.
05:58Look on pay per view.
06:04Dreamer was busted open-air.
06:08And Anderson went to work on the arm.
06:15And a suplex Dreamer who's had chronic back problems
06:19on the hard floor of the Hammerstein Hall.
06:23That's why they call him the enforcer, I guess.
06:26He knows what to do and where to do it.
06:29As does Tommy Dreamer, who has done it all here in ECW.
06:38And the innovator of violence has struck again.
06:42Dreamer's tribute to Towel Boy.
06:50And it's a good thing he used the towel,
06:53because CW Anderson is a butt wipe.
06:58Towel Boy was dragged into the ring and Dreamer used him as well.
07:07Tornado DDT.
07:10Louie Dangerously shoves down Towel Boy.
07:17And becomes part of the matchup.
07:26CW Anderson's former manager strikes Dreamer with his cell phone.
07:32The wannabe, the imposter, the doppelganger punch,
07:36Louie Dangerously.
07:38Allows CW Anderson to use Dreamer's own DDT against him.
07:47And just when we thought the war was over,
07:50Paul E. Dangerously returns to New York City.
07:57Finally getting his hands on the chief invitation,
08:00Louie Dangerously.
08:03Paul E. returns to NYC.
08:05Louie Dangerously with the Lava Man.
08:08Spicoli Driver.
08:16The War Continues.
08:25The Ferris Wheel.
08:28Dreamer looking for the Spicoli Driver through the upside down table.
08:32And then it was a side buster.
08:35Dreamer's back driven into the leg of the table
08:40and then through the table itself.
08:44It would have been devastating enough
08:46had he gone through the top of the table,
08:48the front of the table,
08:49but those legs on the back end of the table
08:52digging right into the fractured interdisc of Tommy Dreamer's back.
08:58C.W. Anderson won the match.
09:02Swinger, you doubted me.
09:05You doubted me.
09:06You doubted the genius of Simon.
09:09Admit it.
09:10I was right.
09:11This is the final piece.
09:14Oh my God.
09:16He had a lot to do with all of this.
09:18I swear.
09:19From Atlanta.
09:21Atlanta? Is that another country?
09:23That's right.
09:24How would you like my country to invade your country?
09:28I'm Dawn Marie. I'm not a country.
09:32That's a problem.
09:33Nobody's country is invading anyone else's country.
09:36I don't get it.
09:37Neither do I.
09:38We're a unit.
09:39See, follow me on this.
09:40Unit. One, two, three.
09:42And I make four.
09:44Do you mind if we get serious just for a minute?
09:47Sure.
09:49I got to admit,
09:51she's nice.
09:52But you know something?
09:53You don't belong in wrestling.
09:56Women don't belong in this business.
10:00Because all you are is a distraction.
10:03You're going to make me cry.
10:05Cry?
10:06There's no crying in ECW.
10:08You don't cry in ECW.
10:10Except for you, Dreamer.
10:12I beat you in your hometown.
10:14I beat you on a pay-per-view.
10:18But you know something?
10:20What was I thinking?
10:21I pinned you.
10:23That's not an Anderson.
10:25Andersons make you tap.
10:27But you know something?
10:28I won't make that mistake again, Dreamer.
10:30I'm going to do to you,
10:31just like Oli, Gene, Lars, and Oren
10:34used to do to those fat-ass punks
10:36when they wanted to break in this business.
10:38They made them tap.
10:40So the next time we hook up, Dreamer,
10:42I'm going to lock it in,
10:43and I'm going to make your ass tap, Dreamer.
10:45I'm going to make you quit.
10:49You know why?
10:50Because a Dreamer, in all his dreams,
10:53doesn't compare to an Anderson.
10:57I'd like to go on record and say it was his idea.
10:59Not my idea. Your idea.
11:00Don't ever make that mistake again.
11:05I don't like him.
11:06C.W. Anderson wants to intimidate Dawn Marie.
11:11C.W. Anderson wants to put Tommy Dreamer
11:14through a table backwards.
11:17C.W. Anderson wants to go after Towel Boy?
11:23C.W. Anderson wants to put me in the Anderson arm bar
11:27and leave me in a sling for Massacre on 34th Street.
11:32And now, C.W. Anderson wants to align himself
11:36with Simon and Swinger,
11:39who think they're the hottest young tag team in ECW.
11:44Well, they're not.
11:46They took out the hottest young tag team,
11:49the team that I see the most potential in,
11:52Christian York and Joey Matthews.
11:55And I should know tag team talent
11:58because for three years,
12:00I managed the eight-time ECW tag team champions
12:07of the world,
12:08Mother Rae and D-Von, the Dunderbirds,
12:12who coincidentally enough,
12:14on Friday night, December 15th,
12:17come back to the Madhouse of Extreme,
12:20Elf's Lodge in Queens, New York,
12:23the building they made famous,
12:25the building they got made famous in.
12:28Simon and Swinger may have had dilemmas.
12:31Simon and Swinger may have had predicaments.
12:33Simon and Swinger have a problem.
12:40If Francine couldn't seduce Jerry Lynn,
12:43when the world can,
12:44Just Incredible doesn't bring home the gold.
12:47Steve Corino retains the championship,
12:51but the Sandman left New York with the belt?
12:57While the World Heavyweight Championship
12:59may be embroiled in controversy,
13:01the world tag team titles are not.
13:04Coming out of Massacre on 34th Street here
13:07in Extreme Championship Wrestling,
13:09we have undisputed world tag team champs.
13:14At Massacre on 34th Street,
13:16the full-blooded Italians put up
13:18the world tag team title belts.
13:20Doring and Roadkill put up the future of their team.
13:24Doring and Roadkill had already lost their pride.
13:27Coming in, Doring lost his hair.
13:29Roadkill lost his beard.
13:31Now they were fighting for their future.
13:38And with all that on the line,
13:41both teams brought their A-game to pay-per-view.
13:45Check this out.
13:46Tornado DDT on the Concrete.
14:02The Barburner on the Sicilian Shooter.
14:07The Amish Bomb on Tony Mommaloo.
14:10And then Big Sal got hit.
14:14And with this much at stake,
14:16you just knew it was gonna get ugly.
14:19The FBI not just trying to retain the titles,
14:22they're trying to tear up the team.
14:24But look at Mommaloo.
14:27Ow!
14:29Guido left alone to fall victim to the Buggy Bang.
14:33And the graduates of ECW's House of Hardcore
14:36complete their post-graduate work.
14:39And now they are the ECW World Tag Team Champions.
14:49I mean, I don't know what happened.
14:51I remember putting my belt in the bag when I left the house.
14:53I remember that.
14:54I also remember putting the belt on before we walked out there.
14:57I remember that.
14:58But now all of a sudden, I can't remember where my belt's at.
15:01I mean, we were the champs, and now we're not the champs.
15:03I mean, I used to wear my belt to the grocery store,
15:05and they used to ask me if I...
15:07They'd ask me if I wanted to take my groceries to the car.
15:09They would just do it.
15:10I mean, I'd just walk down the street, and people would say,
15:12Hey, Tony, how you doing?
15:13I'd say, Hey, how are you?
15:15Hey!
15:16And they'd say, Champ, how you doing?
15:17I said, I know I'm the champ.
15:18You ain't gotta tell me nothing.
15:20I mean, people thought I was tough.
15:22I mean, me, Tony Mommaloo.
15:24Don't touch me.
15:25Are you done yet?
15:26I'm not done yet.
15:27No, you're done.
15:29Tony, don't you understand?
15:31We've beaten Mikey and Tajiri.
15:33We've beaten Tajiri and Crazy.
15:36We've beaten Matthews and York.
15:38And then Danny Doering and Roadkill
15:41are gonna come in on one lucky night
15:44and beat us?
15:46Well, let me tell you something.
15:48The next time we meet,
15:50I can guarantee one thing.
15:52That was your one lucky night!
15:55Because the next time,
15:57the results are gonna be different!
16:00And those belts are coming home
16:02to where they belong!
16:04And that is the white team!
16:06And that is the FBI!
16:15I'm glad they didn't pin me.
16:20He's got a point, man.
16:23What's wrong with you guys?!
16:25Those belts are ours!
16:31Where are we right now, Justin?
16:33Oh, wait, let me answer.
16:34We're in New York City.
16:36Okay, why are we here, Justin?
16:38Oh, wait.
16:39We had another pay-per-view tonight, Justin.
16:41That's right.
16:42And look at me.
16:43Look at me.
16:44Hello?
16:45Look at me.
16:46Look at me.
16:47Look at me.
16:48Look how perfect I look.
16:49Again, I got everything done
16:51that I needed to get done, Justin.
16:52Didn't I?
16:53The hair, the nails, the makeup.
16:55Look, my outfit, my shoes,
16:57the pedicure, the manicure.
16:59I mean, it's ridiculous
17:00how much time I put into this
17:02and for what?
17:03Look at you.
17:04You're pathetic.
17:05I am so sick.
17:06Every time I have to do this.
17:08Every single show.
17:09Huh?
17:10I am sick of your attitude.
17:12Look at me when I talk to you.
17:13You're not even looking at me.
17:15Huh?
17:16I do everything for you
17:17and what do I get?
17:18I get ignored?
17:20Mistreated?
17:21And for what?
17:22Tonight, you punched me right in the face.
17:24Did you forget that?
17:25Huh?
17:26Look at me.
17:27You punched me right in my face, Justin.
17:29I was there for you.
17:31I've always been there for you.
17:32And all I get is grief.
17:34Oh, I don't have the belt.
17:35Oh, God.
17:36I get robbed every time.
17:37Give me a break, Justin.
17:39Just give me a break.
17:40I do everything for you
17:41and you do nothing.
17:43Nothing.
17:44Do you hear me?
17:45You're a loser.
17:46I don't see a belt.
17:47Ooh, ooh.
17:48You got your nice little fanny pack
17:49but I don't see a belt, do I?
17:50Where's the belt?
17:51Huh?
17:52Oh, I forgot.
17:53You lost.
17:54You lost again.
17:55And you expect me to bail you out
17:57when I had your fist come across my face?
17:59Are you crazy?
18:00You know what, Justin?
18:01Maybe the next time when I go in that bathroom,
18:04maybe I'll take Steve Carino
18:06and maybe it just won't be a setup for you
18:09because you know what?
18:10I'm going to enjoy it.
18:12Think about that.
18:19That's it.
18:20This is over.
18:21Get that camera off.
18:23Okay, follow this.
18:25It was Jerry Lynn.
18:28Oh.
18:29If only she would mute.
18:30She'd be perfect.
18:32Versus Justin Credible.
18:37Versus Steve Carino.
18:43How did the Sandman take home the belt?
18:45No more weight will kill.
18:48We will not only show you highlights
18:50of the World Heavyweight title matchup,
18:52we will have an exclusive interview
18:54with the Sandman here tonight
18:56on ECW Hardcore TV.
18:58Now, at Massacre on 34th Street,
19:00the Sinister Minister returned
19:02to manage his unholy alliance
19:04of Mikey Whitbreck and Yoshihiro Tachibana
19:07into battle against the Insanity Super Crazy
19:10and a mystery partner of his choosing.
19:13His choice and the matchup that ensued
19:15stole the show.
19:21The Sinister Minister returned to ECW
19:24to manage Mikey Whitbreck
19:26and Yoshihiro Tachibana,
19:28the former champion,
19:30against the Insane Luchador Super Crazy
19:33and his mystery partner,
19:35who turns out to be King K.
19:40You might not think that Cash and Crazy
19:42would make a good team,
19:44but Cash knows what it's like to be crazy.
19:46Just watch him fly.
19:48And Crazy knows what it's like to have cash.
19:51He gets those face-offs every time he wins.
19:56This tag team contest stole the show
19:59in New York City.
20:04Mikey and Tajiri, as always,
20:07working well together
20:09with the Minister calling the shots.
20:11Crazy and Tajiri, as always,
20:14showing us all
20:16how their rivalry is one of the greatest
20:19in ECW history.
20:22The sold-out Hammerstein Ballroom look-down.
20:53Mikey Whitbreck,
20:55whippersnappers on not one,
20:57but two steel chins,
20:59and then tin cans.
21:05Whippersnappers for the table.
21:13The tarantula.
21:16The green mist in the eyes
21:18of Super Crazy,
21:20who then turns one-armed Mikey
21:22for the table
21:24to the hard core.
21:29It was anybody's match.
21:33And then the Japanese buzzsaw strut.
21:40And then the Japanese buzzsaw strut.
21:45Mikey and Tajiri
21:47get the duke.
21:49And the devil
21:51gets his duke.
21:56I'd like to take this opportunity
21:58to personally thank
22:00each and every one of you
22:02from the bottom of my black heart
22:04for the cards and the letters
22:06that you sent me while I was
22:08festering in the hospital.
22:10Not to mention all the
22:12excess pain medication you sent me.
22:14I'd also like to send a special thanks
22:16out to young
22:18Julie Wheeler from Florence,
22:20South Carolina, who sent me
22:22her father's Viagra stash.
22:24Not that I need it,
22:26but it came in handy
22:28while I was playing
22:30Hide the Bedpan with Nurse Cratchit.
22:32Now for those of you out there
22:34who think that maybe my little mishap
22:36may have somehow
22:38compromised my
22:40eccentric lifestyle,
22:42let me assure you
22:44I am prowling the streets of
22:46New York City right now
22:48looking for lost souls.
22:50Souls that are ripe for the picking
22:52and speak of
22:54the devil, here are a couple
22:56of souls right now.
22:58Well, good evening, sir.
23:00Are you looking for a good time?
23:02Maybe even a
23:04blue time?
23:06Actually, I think
23:08I'll pass.
23:10Mr. Devil.
23:12Yes.
23:14My interest, amongst other things,
23:16is rapidly peaking.
23:18Can I ask you something?
23:20Of course.
23:22Do you like bisexuals?
23:24As a matter of fact,
23:26playing with bisexuals
23:28is amongst my
23:30favorite pastimes.
23:32Well, super!
23:34Come with us.
23:36Actually, guys,
23:38I think I'd rather
23:40slam my genitalia in a car
23:42door. And on that note,
23:44I think I will bid you all a
23:46fair adieu.
23:50He's not a real
23:52devil, but I know I can
23:54be. Daddy!
24:00Still to come tonight,
24:02the Blue Boy
24:04and the Dudley Boy
24:06are returning to ECW.
24:12Now if that
24:14can't hold Jerry Lynn's attention,
24:16we'll tell you who can.
24:18Just Incredible
24:20fails to win back the World Heavyweight
24:22title because
24:24Steve Corino retains
24:26the championship.
24:28But the Sandman leaves with the belt.
24:31They are the
24:35eight times former
24:37ECW Tag Team
24:39Champions of the World.
24:41They are the masters of the 3D
24:43The Dudley Death Drive.
24:45And they come home
24:47on Friday night,
24:49December 15th, to the building
24:51they made famous.
24:53And the building they got famous
24:55and infamous in.
24:57The Dudley Boys are coming
24:59back to ECW.
25:03Simon and Swinger
25:05have a problem.
25:07On Friday night, December 15th,
25:09The Dudley Boys return
25:11to ECW, specifically
25:13to the Madhouse of Extreme,
25:15The Elk's Lodge on Queens Boulevard
25:17in Queens, New York City.
25:19That is a problem for Simon,
25:21Swinger, and CW Anderson.
25:23You can read all about it right now
25:25at ecwwrestling.com
25:27Plus, we will have the entire
25:29ecwwrestling.com team at that event.
25:31We will have exclusive digital photos
25:33the following day, Saturday.
25:35We will have complete results after midnight
25:37on the website.
25:39Yeah, but I understand.
25:41There's a guy that's not happy
25:43that the Dudleys are coming.
25:45And his name is
25:47BIM RINO!
25:49BIM RINO!
25:51BIM RINO!
25:53Spike Dudley, at the pay-per-view,
25:55I treated you like my little bitch.
25:57I choked you out like a little bitch.
25:59Spike Dudley, bring Rob Van Dam.
26:01Oh, bring Kid Cash.
26:03Rob Van Dam, I beat you.
26:05You never beat me. Kid Cash!
26:07Last time we met, I destroyed you.
26:09Spike Dudley, I heard in Queens,
26:11New York, you want to bring in your
26:13brothers, Devon and Bubba!
26:15Bring the whole f***ing family.
26:17I'll go down to Dudleyville. I'll kill everybody
26:19in f***ing Dudleyville!
26:21Spike Dudley, I'm just playing with you,
26:23Spike Dudley. I'm having fun with you, Spike Dudley.
26:25And when I'm done, oh, I'll take your life.
26:27And you'll know why
26:29I'm the Big F***. And you'll know
26:31why I
26:33am the ECW World
26:35Television Champion. Say it, Spike.
26:37Oh, you know my name.
26:39It's F***ing RINO!
26:41Spike Dudley, it's RINO. It's RINO.
26:43It's RINO!
26:47Look at what RINO has done.
26:49In hardcore heaven,
26:51he broke the neck of the Sandman's
26:53wife, Lori Fullington.
26:55In Philadelphia, he gored Jerry
26:57Lynn through a table.
27:03In Cincinnati,
27:05he hit Mike Austin so hard, Austin woke up thinking
27:07it was the 70s. And then it was the
27:09female fighting phenom, Jazz.
27:11Raven
27:13got his.
27:17And then he beat
27:19Tajiri for the World Television title
27:21in Cyber Slam.
27:25He used a referee to break
27:27Scotty Anton in half.
27:33And then beat the Sandman in Los Angeles.
27:43The American Dream met his new
27:45nightmare.
27:49And then he took on the Boss
27:51and the NYPD and the Big Apple.
27:57He beat
27:59Rob Van Dam in Anarchy Rules.
28:03And although he sold lots of tickets
28:05against Kid Cash,
28:07it's his feud
28:09with little Spike Dudley
28:11that just won't
28:13go away.
28:15The level
28:17of violence escalated
28:19as the Massacre on
28:2134th Street approached.
28:27And then
28:29it got nasty.
28:33As thousands of fans
28:35looked up at the sold-out
28:37Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City,
28:41little Spike Dudley
28:43went for it all.
28:45But it was Rhino
28:47who got all
28:49of little
28:51Spike Dudley.
28:59Rhino, Rhino, you think
29:01the Dudley Boys are gonna come down to Queens
29:03to protect me? The Dudley
29:05Boys never protected me. I didn't need
29:07it. When I was getting my ass kicked as a kid,
29:09they never came and saved me. I
29:11didn't need them. When they were getting their
29:13asses kicked, they would come to me and go
29:15Spike, help! Help! You're the toughest
29:17Dudley of them all!
29:19Your problem isn't with Devon.
29:21Your problem isn't with Bubba. Your problem
29:23is with Spike. And when it comes to problems
29:25with the Dudleys, that's the biggest
29:27problem of them all.
29:41♪
30:11♪
30:17The Hammerstein Ballroom on the
30:19corner of 34th and 8th in
30:21Midtown Manhattan, New York City
30:23was sold out for weeks. It was
30:25time for the main event.
30:27A three-way dance for
30:29the ECW World
30:31Heavyweight Championship.
30:33The apex
30:35of extreme achievement.
30:37The Alpha and
30:39the Omega. The pinnacle
30:41of your professional
30:43career here at ECW.
30:45The ECW
30:47World Heavyweight Championship.
30:49Just Incredible
30:51trying to win back the gold so he could
30:53win back Francine.
30:55Jerry Lynn trying to win back the gold
30:57so he could win back the glory he captured
30:59at Anarchy Rules. And
31:01Steve Carino hanging on
31:03for dear life
31:05for the right to walk out of New York
31:07City. Still the
31:09Extreme Championship
31:11Wrestling World
31:13Heavyweight Champion.
31:15Check this out.
31:17♪
31:21A three-way dance for the
31:23ECW World
31:25Heavyweight Championship.
31:27That means two men
31:29had to be eliminated
31:31and the last man standing
31:33would win
31:35the ECW World
31:37Heavyweight Title Belt home
31:39or so we thought.
31:41Jerry Lynn who's been
31:43exceedingly bitter as of late.
31:45Just Incredible equally
31:47miserable because he beat
31:49Lynn who was champion going
31:51into November to Remember but he
31:53didn't leave November to Remember with
31:55the belt because Steve Carino
31:57beat Just Incredible.
31:59That was
32:01a Double Jeopardy matchup in
32:03Chicago, Illinois which
32:05led to this three-way
32:07dance in New York City.
32:09And the bottom line is
32:11these three men
32:13just can't stand one
32:15another.
32:23And then the match
32:25took an interesting turn
32:27when Just Incredible picked up
32:29the microphone.
32:31Just Incredible
32:33is live on your
32:35monkey ass.
32:41This is the second best color commentary
32:43I've heard all night.
32:45Certainly has a way with word.
32:49N.Y.C. Sustained.
32:51Notwithstanding
32:53Cyrus' clever wit or lack thereof
32:55Jerry Lynn with the
32:57cradle piledriver on Steve Carino
32:59and then
33:01Francine doing
33:03what she does
33:05best trying to
33:07seduce Jerry
33:09Lynn. Jerry Lynn
33:11could have eliminated Steve
33:13Carino. Why did Francine
33:15save Carino?
33:17Jerry Lynn wasn't buying
33:19what Francine was selling.
33:23And then
33:25Just Incredible inadvertently
33:27dicks Francine.
33:31You punched me right in my face Justin.
33:33I was there for you.
33:35I've always been there for you. And all I get
33:37is grief.
33:39Oh the motivation.
33:41Just Incredible
33:43eliminated Jerry Lynn. Although
33:45Cyrus claimed Lynn was screwed somehow.
33:47And then once again
33:49it came down to
33:51Just Incredible trying to take
33:53the title away from
33:55Steve Carino.
34:05Just Incredible
34:07and Steve Carino
34:09battered and loosed one another.
34:13And then we
34:15witnessed
34:17one of the most memorable
34:19moments of the entire
34:21pay per view.
34:25Up
34:27in
34:29balcony number
34:31one.
34:35Did
34:37Justin
34:39Incredible ever score
34:41with that shot?
34:55Oh no he's gonna try to throw Carino over the balcony.
35:13Carino's hanging on.
35:15One hand.
35:21And Carino falls to the floor.
35:25Just Incredible
35:27responds.
35:41Carino
35:43careening into the ladder
35:45yet again.
35:49Just Incredible charges.
35:51Misses. Hits the ladder.
35:53The old school expulsion.
35:55Will it be enough?
35:57Yes! Yes! Yes!
36:01New winner
36:03and still
36:05ECW
36:07World Heavyweight Champion
36:09the King of Old School
36:11Steve Carino.
36:15But it appears
36:17Carino's victory celebration
36:19will not last very long.
36:23Because here comes
36:25Hulk Hogan!
36:31Jack Victory
36:33gets points for bravery. Carino
36:35caned now by The Sandman.
36:45The Sandman destroyed that cane
36:47on Carino.
36:49Yo!
36:53You might be the ECW
36:55Heavyweight Champion
36:57but now this belt is
36:59mine!
37:23Hulk Hogan!
37:25Hulk Hogan!
37:27Hulk Hogan!
37:29Hulk Hogan!
37:31Hulk Hogan!
37:33Hulk Hogan!
37:35Hulk Hogan!
37:37Hulk Hogan!
37:39Hulk Hogan!
37:41Hulk Hogan!
37:43Hulk Hogan!
37:45Hulk Hogan!
37:47Hulk Hogan!
37:49Hulk Hogan!
37:51Hulk Hogan!
37:53Hulk Hogan!
37:55Hulk Hogan!
37:57Hulk Hogan!
37:59Hulk Hogan!
38:01Let me guess.
38:03Another pimp wants to keep all my money.
38:05Maybe one time in your life you should have
38:07the pimp working for you
38:09instead of you working for the pimp.
38:11What do you think about that?
38:13Now that you put it that way,
38:15you got yourself a whore.
38:17Jerry, my boy, we're all whores in this business.
38:19Let me tell you how it's gonna be.
38:23What a year it has been
38:25for Jerry Lee
38:27who returned from a broken ankle
38:29that kept him sidelined
38:31for over four months
38:35to face his long time nemesis
38:37Rob Van Dam
38:39at Hardcore Heaven.
38:45As always
38:47Rob Van Dam
38:49versus Jerry Lynn
38:51was a wrestling twist.
38:57And in the end
38:59Jerry Lynn scored
39:01the controversial upset.
39:03Then at Heatwave in Los Angeles
39:05the infamous
39:07body art incident.
39:13At Anarchy Room
39:15in St. Paul, Minnesota
39:17the Twin City
39:19Jerry Lynn's hometown.
39:25Jerry Lynn versus Just Incredible
39:27for the World Heavyweight Title.
39:31Crooked referee Danny Daniel
39:33tried to screw Jerry Lynn in front of his friends
39:35and family.
39:37Francine saved Danny Daniel's life.
39:41Just Incredible thought he had it won
39:45but when Danny Daniel
39:47was set to seal the deal
39:49the original
39:51Gangsta New Jack
39:55sealed
39:57Danny Daniel's fate.
40:11Nowhere for Daniel to go
40:13Nowhere for Daniel to hide.
40:21Bradle, Tombstone,
40:23Pile Driver
40:25and Jerry Lynn won the gold.
40:29Okay, I don't need any butterfly ballots
40:31dimpled, pregnant,
40:33hanging or swinging chads
40:35to give you the State of the Union address
40:37as it concerns ECW
40:39my fellow fans.
40:41Jerry Lynn has apparently
40:43walked off with Cyrus
40:45who is now the guiding light
40:47of the former World Heavyweight Champion.
40:49Bubba Ray
40:51and D-Von, the Dudley Boys
40:53are coming back
40:55to ECW
40:57for one night only.
40:59And despite the fact that Steve
41:01Carino is
41:03still officially
41:05the ECW World Heavyweight
41:07Champion, the Sandman
41:09has the actual title belt.
41:11Now, all of these issues
41:13are going to come to a head.
41:15Not one, not two, but three
41:17huge shows. Friday night,
41:19December 15th, Queens,
41:21New York City, the Madhouse of Extreme
41:23The Dudleys return.
41:25Saturday night, December
41:2723rd, the ECW Arena
41:29in South Philly, all hell breaks loose.
41:31Sunday night, January
41:337th, back in the Hammerstein Ballroom
41:35You'll be in charge, live on
41:37pay-per-view.
41:43Are you willing to bleed
41:45to take that belt?
41:49Are you prepared
41:51to go to the hospital
41:53to take that belt?
41:57Are you willing to die
41:59to take that belt?
42:01Because I will!
42:07Sandman, no bulls**t.
42:09I'm here for Steve's belt.
42:11You want the belt? Yeah, quit the bulls**t
42:13and give me back the belt.
42:33I'm willing to die
42:35for my belt.
42:37Let's go, Jack.
42:49Give me the belt.
42:51What are you talking about?
42:53I thought you grabbed the belt.
42:55I swear to God.
42:57I have fear in my face.
42:59He's down, he's hurt.
43:01Let's go get the belt.
43:03I'm a tough guy, I'm a world heavyweight champion.
43:05I'll take care of it myself.
43:07Go get him champ, get your belt.
43:09I'll be out of your high spot.
43:13I'll be right back.
43:15Where's the belt?
43:17We'll get somebody.
43:19You want me to go get it?
43:21Yeah, knock yourself out.
43:23Come on, I'll get it.
43:25That's my boy.
43:27That's Jack Victory.
43:29Boom.
43:31That's my Jacko.
43:33Beat him like you beat up the Fantastics.
43:39Where's my belt?
43:41High spot.
43:43No!

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