Bravo’s Love Hotel Season 1 Episode 2
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00:00Concierge for the next few weeks.
00:02I cannot wait for you to meet these men.
00:03Here's to finding the love, girls.
00:05At the love hotel.
00:07Gentlemen, come and meet your ladies.
00:09Oh, my goodness.
00:12I'm open to older.
00:13That typically means that he has more money in the bank.
00:15I didn't think it'd be this hard to find my person.
00:18Wow, that's deep.
00:19Let me see the muscles, okay?
00:20We're gonna be crushing some stuff.
00:21Okay.
00:22Your eyes is trouble.
00:24Trouble?
00:24Hell, yeah, it's trouble.
00:26Your mind's gonna get me to do whatever you want me to do.
00:29My last wife, she got leukemia twice,
00:31and she just didn't make it, so...
00:33Oh.
00:34And that'll be something that I take forward with me.
00:37You know what I mean?
00:38After this kiss, I don't really feel the chemistry,
00:40so I'm not sure Jerry's quite right for me.
00:43Okay, I'm done.
00:45I'm old, but I've got two young guys.
00:46I got two boys that are 10 and 11.
00:48Besides Earl, I see a connection with Ralph.
00:51And then you got a divorce again.
00:52You're not doing well with this marriage thing.
00:53Well, why do you think I'm here?
00:55I didn't see Ralph coming, but he's here.
00:59Want to say to me a proper goodbye?
01:03Okay.
01:04Love hotel is love hoteling, baby.
01:23I could be your wall support, right?
01:25Oh, my, this is a trust fall right here.
01:29My bad. I didn't mean to do that, but it was right there.
01:31Okay, 3, 2, 1. Okay, go, go, go.
01:38Slowly.
01:40There you go. Nice.
01:41And then one like that.
01:44Are you trying to kill me?
01:46No, what was that last kiss?
01:47I was trusting you.
01:48I had you.
01:54Okay.
01:56Good morning, Mark.
01:57Good morning. How was the workout?
01:59Fantastique.
02:01What did you guys do?
02:02Today was leg day.
02:03Heavy leg day.
02:04Yeah, I got my ass kicked, too, at the pool.
02:06Oh, you did yoga?
02:07No, Jerry.
02:08What happened?
02:09What did you guys do?
02:10He gave me a hard time.
02:11He gave you a hard time about what?
02:13Luann.
02:14Jerry confronted me this morning
02:16because last night I asked out Luann.
02:19You're impressed by your yoga-esque, I would say.
02:24Thanks. I would love to do yoga with anyone
02:26that wants to do yoga.
02:27Oh, let's do yoga. Let's teach a class.
02:29Can you?
02:29It's not like a date to me.
02:33I think that's dirty.
02:34I think that's wrong.
02:35I got to be honest.
02:36Asking her to do yoga
02:37is not asking her out on a date.
02:39The sequencing of me not talking to him first.
02:43And I did. I thought I did.
02:45I mean, I know I did.
02:46I talked to him.
02:47I said, dude, I'm going for your girl.
02:49No, I didn't.
02:49Jerry clearly only has eyes for one woman, okay?
02:52Granted, his eyes come up to her navel.
02:54Doesn't matter.
02:55He only sees one woman.
02:56He's madly in love with her, and it's only day two.
02:59Lu.
03:00You.
03:01Mark was just telling us
03:01he had an interesting interaction this morning with Jerry.
03:04Oh. Oh, really?
03:06Yeah.
03:07Let me see your face.
03:09Let me get into a fist fight with you.
03:11Did you get punched in the nose?
03:13Any shiners?
03:14Good morning, good morning.
03:15Do y'all know the block is hot, y'all?
03:17The block is hot, hot.
03:20Did Mark tell y'all?
03:21Yeah.
03:21Who knows the tea?
03:23Hold on, hold on, hold on a minute.
03:24Is he talking about me behind my back?
03:26No.
03:27Behind my back.
03:30I'm done.
03:31Now that calm and cool Jerry came out, you know?
03:33I'm gonna make a coffee.
03:35That calm and cool Jerry came out.
03:36Calm and cool Jerry, right?
03:37He's so calm.
03:38Luann, you look beautiful today.
03:40Absolutely beautiful.
03:41Girl.
03:42I'm at the pool.
03:43Yeah.
03:43Jerry's like, that's my woman.
03:45You don't have no right to be talking about a woman.
03:47And Mark is like, who the hell are you?
03:49In my mind, I'm like, fight, fight, fight, fight.
03:52Small men, fight.
03:53How does it feel to get fought over?
03:55What?
03:56The way I see it, this is the average tooth.
03:58Anyhow.
04:00You have two men verbally fighting over you.
04:04I know.
04:05Jesus Christ and Captain of the Sea.
04:07I mean, you gotta love it.
04:09I mean, that's awesome.
04:10What would you think if it happened to you?
04:12I would feel bad.
04:15You know, it never happens.
04:16It never happens to me.
04:17Never, never, never.
04:18You'll be all right.
04:23Hello, lovebirds.
04:25How are we all doing?
04:26Can we all come to the main couch for me?
04:32So I heard that maybe there was some major rom-com moments
04:35happening for each of you ladies last night,
04:38some sparks flying.
04:39Well, Lay and I had a fantastic date.
04:42And then he sealed the date with a nice little kiss
04:44at the end of the night.
04:45Yes, I'm so glad you went back.
04:48I'm jealous, but I hope I get that chance
04:50to just lay one on her.
04:53Ashley, give me one date.
04:55That's all I need.
04:55Ladies, on your itinerary for today, we have a group date.
04:59But there is a slight menagerie twist to this group date.
05:04You will be able to ask out not one, but two men.
05:08First of all, Joel Concierge, nobody
05:11wants to go out on a threesome.
05:13Well, I mean, except Ashley.
05:14This is not conducive for Giselle
05:16to make a connection, Joel.
05:18However, I'm going to do it.
05:22Now, gentlemen, if you get asked out on multiple dates
05:25by multiple women, the power shifts to you.
05:27And you are able to decide which lady you would like to go
05:31on this group date with.
05:32Ooh la la, a menage a trois.
05:34Wow.
05:36Me and two people, I don't know.
05:38I've never done that.
05:40And trust me, there's no threesomes in my past
05:44or any time in my future.
05:46And this date is for two at the same time.
05:49At the same time.
05:50Do you think you can handle that, Ashley?
05:53I thought those days were behind me, but yeah, I can.
05:57Michael and I have been in situations
05:58where we've been with other people before.
06:01Oh, it was a threesome?
06:02Yes.
06:03Well, I would like to start the process
06:06and ask my first person in the menage a trois on a date.
06:12Raul, would you like to go on a date with me today?
06:15I'd love to.
06:17As much as I felt comfortable with Earl,
06:19I need to spread my wings.
06:21I need to get to know more people.
06:24We're all here to find a future partner.
06:26And if she thinks someone else would be better for her,
06:28I'd be OK with that.
06:29I'd be disappointed, but I'd be happy for the other person.
06:33I am incredibly flattered.
06:35Shannon is a beautiful woman, but it's very mixed emotions
06:40because Earl is smitten, and I don't want to feel
06:42like I messed anything up.
06:44Jay, would you like to go on a date?
06:47Absolutely.
06:50I'm asking Jay because I want to get to know him more, too,
06:54so I can talk to Giselle about him.
06:57Gosh, I want he and Giselle to be together.
07:00All right, Ashley, you're next.
07:01Who would you like to pick?
07:03Well, I would like to take this opportunity
07:06to get to know Nick.
07:08Yes.
07:08If that's OK.
07:09Yes.
07:10Jerry, would you mind being my second date?
07:13I would be honored.
07:14Thank you very much.
07:15Jerry is my buffer here on the menage a trois date
07:18because if I brought Wale, then I really
07:20wouldn't have had time to get to know Nick.
07:22So here's an opportunity.
07:24Well, I feel like that Mark and I
07:26had a little yoga session this morning,
07:29not really a date date.
07:30So I'm going to take Mark if you'd
07:32like to go on a date with me.
07:33I would love to.
07:34I think for my second date, I'd like to have Ralph.
07:38So Ralph is going to have to decide
07:40if he wants to go with Shannon or with me as my second date.
07:44Go with Ralph.
07:45Right now?
07:49Think about it for a hot second.
07:50And maybe you should move on to yourself.
07:52So you have to think about it.
07:53Phil, I would like to take you out.
07:57That would be my honor and pleasure.
07:59Phil is giving distinguished gentlemen,
08:03dressed impeccably, Gucci down to the socks.
08:07And I think I like it.
08:08I've got to see if Phil can talk as well as he can dress.
08:11So for my second date, I think I would like Ralph.
08:16So, um.
08:18Go me, Ralph.
08:21Ralph and I had a very nice conversation the other night.
08:23And I'm looking forward to seeing if he can intrigue me.
08:27However, y'all know that every time Shannon has a man,
08:31one of her friends is like, somebody takes her man.
08:33OK, just so you know.
08:34I'm not talking about it anymore, Shannon.
08:36Take John Jansen, and I thank you
08:39for taking him from me, Alexis.
08:40And I'm thankful that he left you.
08:43So I mean, you know, just to be on brand,
08:45I think I'm going to like who Shannon likes.
08:49So it's going to be a mad dash to Ralph
08:51after we're done here today.
08:53This is really cool and uncomfortable at the same time.
08:58I want to have a one-on-one date with Ralph from the get-go.
09:01I looked at Ralph and said, that's my guy.
09:04But now it seems like everyone and their mother
09:07asked Ralph out on a date.
09:08Is this a joke?
09:10Like, Ralph has a big decision to make.
09:14Oh, man.
09:15Wow, can I have a drink?
09:25Ralph has a big decision to make.
09:30This is really cool and uncomfortable at the same time.
09:39I am going to choose Gisele.
09:44Oh, wow.
09:47I'm intrigued by Gisele.
09:48I like the way she carries herself.
09:50And those eyes are just wow.
09:53I didn't like that Ralph didn't choose me.
09:55Gisele is gorgeous.
09:57I don't blame Ralph for picking Gisele.
09:59But I was kind of surprised.
10:00I thought he was kind of looking at me.
10:03I get another pick then, right?
10:05Because Ralph was my first pick.
10:08I pick Earl.
10:10All right.
10:11Is everybody dated up?
10:13I think, Wally, you're coming with me.
10:17Use these group dates as an opportunity
10:20to make a real connection.
10:22So make it count.
10:24I will leave you to it and check in with you guys later.
10:26Have fun.
10:27All right, thanks, Joel.
10:29These two men are actually catchers.
10:32You all know each other?
10:33Yes, we do.
10:34You all like each other?
10:35Yes, we do.
10:35OK, that's half the battle.
10:37For now.
10:38Bring on the two men of the time.
10:43Oh, no.
10:47Oh, wow.
10:48Wow.
10:49Fantastic.
10:49Wow, look at that.
10:50Tonight, I have planned a fiesta of love night
10:54filled with Mexican cuisine and authentic culture
10:58to add a little fire to our already spicy two on one dates.
11:03And I do want churros.
11:05You know, I live for a churro.
11:06This veggie?
11:07Mushroom?
11:08Mushroom, you're good, right?
11:09Oh, nice, so I can eat all of this.
11:10Oh, so pretty.
11:13You don't want the mangoes no more?
11:14No, you got mango on your bottom lip, Joel.
11:15Do I?
11:17That's, that's, don't do it.
11:18Ha ha ha ha.
11:20We need to scare Ashley.
11:22I'm glad she didn't do it.
11:23When you're bad, stop.
11:26Wait, wait, so there's mango on his lip and now you're.
11:28I said don't do it.
11:29Did he lick it off?
11:30No, she did not.
11:31I see Ashley to the side also like, what is going,
11:34he better not.
11:36Are you all the same age?
11:38I'm older.
11:39Close, I'm 61 to 63.
11:40Yeah, a couple years older.
11:42What is your ideal man?
11:43Ideal man, I like a nice gentleman
11:47that I'm, you know, attracted to.
11:49Y'all both check off that.
11:50OK.
11:51Funny, like y'all need to be able to make me laugh.
11:53I have not laughed yet, so.
11:55Oh.
11:57We will wait and see.
11:58Men need to know, if you want to take my panties off,
12:00you have to make me laugh.
12:02I mean, and you don't need to be like Dave Chappelle funny,
12:04but you need to be able to like, be a little witty.
12:09If you're able to laugh at yourself,
12:11then that just speaks to your confidability as a person.
12:14Yeah, I agree.
12:15Our date today was very interesting.
12:17It wasn't really a date, we were working out.
12:19Why are you minimizing the time you spend with Mark?
12:22We just spent a gym morning.
12:24We're getting to know each other.
12:25Those are special.
12:26We did handstands.
12:27Handstands.
12:28You did vertical and horizontal things together?
12:30Yeah.
12:31Vertical, horizontal, we did every position.
12:33Upside down.
12:35I think I do feel a connection with Lauren.
12:37She's like a wise ass, and I'm always looking for fun
12:40and action, and I think Luanne is exactly like that.
12:43I've seen you work out, you've got a crazy core,
12:45so I'm sure you could do it.
12:46Yeah, for sure, for sure.
12:48Strong, and good legs.
12:49Strong.
12:49Good legs.
12:50I mean, strong legs.
12:55You know, I've been married twice.
12:56I've learned a lot from those marriages,
12:58and Mark kind of reminds me of what I've had before.
13:01I'm going out on Friday night.
13:03I got a hall pass.
13:04I've dated guys like this in New York,
13:06so I feel like he's out there to play.
13:09Are you here to find love?
13:11Here to find fun.
13:12What?
13:13So I don't know if I could see myself like being the housewife
13:16of New York with Mark.
13:18No, I don't know much about you, because Ashley
13:20has taken up all of your time.
13:21I think she really likes you.
13:23I like Ashley.
13:23She's sweet.
13:24She always looks amazing.
13:25Like, who puts her outfits together?
13:26Oh, I have an idea for you.
13:28Let's find a waiter.
13:30We're going to write a note for Ashley.
13:31During this event?
13:33Yeah.
13:33Well, there's only been now, John.
13:35That's savage.
13:37All right, give me the paper.
13:38You want to give me some tips on this note?
13:40Write her a note and say, I miss you.
13:44Have you done two guys before like this?
13:46I don't mean it.
13:47Like, well, wait, wait.
13:48I don't mean to say it.
13:49Let's maybe change our phrasing?
13:50OK, let's do it.
13:51Let's do it.
13:53Do you get bored in relationships?
13:55No, I don't.
13:56It takes me a while to get in, but once I'm in, I'm in.
13:59Why, because you're, like, cautious?
14:01Mm-hmm.
14:02You guys are, like, very mature men.
14:04That's hard to find these days.
14:06Unless you've taken some lumps, you're not my people.
14:08If you've had this really nice, smooth life,
14:11you probably don't have anything in common.
14:12You know, the people that have taken lumps
14:14and had a, you know, bob and weave that builds character
14:17and also makes the bullshit easier,
14:19A, to detect, and easier to get rid of.
14:21Right.
14:22Ralph was giving me, I'm not quite sure if I'm
14:27excited about your presence.
14:29You know, there's guys that, like, lead with, oh my god,
14:32I like you.
14:33Oh my god, I love you.
14:34I'm like, I don't need that.
14:35That's a little scary for me.
14:36That's probably more suited for Shannon.
14:38There's different levels of experience.
14:40There's life experience.
14:41Yeah.
14:42And there's just age.
14:43Age, everybody can get, but.
14:45Yeah.
14:46He's cool like daddy.
14:47He's just laid back, no drama, and I like that.
14:51You got to find somebody that has a similar path.
14:53Yeah.
14:54Or at least future.
14:55Mm-hmm.
14:56I'm going to double date him, talking to you like him.
14:59No, this is good.
15:00Because Scott might be able to chime in.
15:01Can I, I'm just going to reach in for one of your tacos.
15:03Is this the chicken?
15:06Earl, were you married before?
15:07Yeah, I was married twice.
15:08First one only lasted about a year and a half.
15:10We didn't have any kids, but I had a stepson
15:15and loved him to death.
15:16And then when I filed for divorce,
15:18she never let me see him again, which is very hard.
15:21He left my life when he was 11, and I promised him
15:24that my motorcycle would be there for him,
15:27you know, whenever he comes back.
15:29And I still have it sitting in my garage.
15:30I haven't driven it in, like, 15 years.
15:32Are you serious?
15:33Yeah.
15:34Wow.
15:34I love that Earl is sharing so much.
15:36He's an open book, and I consider
15:38myself an open book as well.
15:40You know, there's just that comfort level between us.
15:45Now I get to the meat of the matter.
15:46Go ahead.
15:47Have you ever dated a black woman?
15:50Go ahead.
15:51No, go ahead.
15:52No, no, yeah, go ahead.
15:54Nick, it's a yes or no question, partner.
15:57Like, have you or haven't you?
15:59Well, first of all, have you dated a black woman?
16:00Mm-hmm.
16:01OK.
16:02You said that quick.
16:03OK.
16:04Yeah.
16:05Have you?
16:05I'm black.
16:07Some black men don't date black women.
16:09I don't know many of them.
16:10OK.
16:11I did.
16:12In high school, her name was Angel.
16:14Oh, you remember her name?
16:15Oh, totally.
16:16Are you kidding me?
16:17OK, and you, Mr. Nick?
16:19Well, OK, you live in West Africa, right?
16:21But I never dated anyone there.
16:23I've never, I've never dated a black woman.
16:27That surprises me a lot.
16:29I mean, have you dated a white guy?
16:31A white boy?
16:32Why are you laughing?
16:33It's just funny because my, so my husband is white.
16:36He's Australian.
16:37Oh, I didn't even see, I don't know that.
16:38It's just so funny because, like,
16:39I usually talk to people who already know me.
16:41So when someone asks me, I know, no, it's just like you and me.
16:43It's like you and me.
16:44OK.
16:45Yeah, but I've actually dated the full range, though.
16:47OK.
16:49Anybody get you, say that you were,
16:51you could be one of the Jacksons?
16:52I think I've gotten in a few parties
16:54because they think I'm some, a celebrity of some sort.
16:57Yeah.
16:58That's typical in LA.
17:00Yeah.
17:00You know.
17:01You want to stay out there?
17:02I mean, I have a home base in Paradise Valley, Arizona.
17:06And then I have a home in Bel Air.
17:08Living in Los Angeles, there's different ways to meet people.
17:12But how do I connect with my soulmate?
17:16That's been missing in my life.
17:19I've really focused on raising my son.
17:21I focused on my career.
17:23And that's probably why I'm single.
17:26LA is like the worst.
17:28Why is it the worst?
17:29It's just like, what are these people doing out here?
17:32Does anyone have a job?
17:33I think you have to be in the right environment.
17:37So when I'm in my gated community at home,
17:40it feels different.
17:41Phil, he's like a whole man.
17:43He's established.
17:45He is fancy.
17:47He knows what he wants.
17:48He is refined.
17:49Yeah.
17:50Beautiful view.
17:51You have mountain views.
17:52You have city views.
17:53You can, you know, it's a different feel
17:56than if you're out in Hollywood.
17:59Phil, my man.
18:01You are talking my language.
18:03You are telling me about your two homes.
18:05I can kind of see myself in Bel Air,
18:07like, you know, sipping margaritas and going to Malibu.
18:11He walks and talks like a man with money.
18:13And I sniffed him out.
18:16You four beautiful women had to choose two guys
18:19to come on this date.
18:20You have a little connection with our guy,
18:23Wale, all day.
18:24I do.
18:25So why wouldn't you choose him?
18:27My guys?
18:29Motherf****r, man.
18:30Come on, dude.
18:31Speak for the devil.
18:32I got something for you.
18:33Oh.
18:34Speak for the devil.
18:34No, no.
18:35It's like a private note.
18:36Read it later.
18:37I'll do it an hour later.
18:38Whenever you want.
18:39Oh, OK.
18:40Yeah.
18:40He's romantic.
18:41Yeah.
18:49Speak for the devil.
18:50I got something for you.
18:51Oh.
18:51Speak for the devil.
18:52It's like a private note.
18:53Read it later.
18:54I'll do it an hour later.
18:55Whenever you want.
18:56Oh.
18:57OK.
18:58He's romantic.
19:01I would love a one-on-one.
19:04One-on-one.
19:05OK, so when is that going to happen?
19:07I don't know.
19:08This is a good team right here.
19:10You just elevated yourself.
19:11Elevated?
19:12You elevated me.
19:13You send a girl a note, who does that?
19:15Find her lipstick, put it on her.
19:17Find her lipstick?
19:18Wow.
19:19And put it on, and kiss the mirror.
19:20That's over the top.
19:23Now you're playing.
19:25How's your day going?
19:27I'm learning some things.
19:28Yes.
19:29Jay's checking on his girl.
19:31I like it.
19:32Other men should take notes.
19:34This is how it's done.
19:35Louis hasn't talked since we got here,
19:37so it was nice to have a conversation with the brother.
19:39I mean, he looks fly.
19:40He said, I'm coming to Cabo, honey.
19:41Hi.
19:42Hi.
19:43Oh, hey.
19:44I did.
19:45How are you guys doing?
19:46How are you?
19:47Well, he just brought me the nicest note.
19:49What did he say?
19:50From your favorite gym guy.
19:52You look amazing.
19:53I want to see you later.
19:54Oh, he really likes you.
19:55Yeah.
19:56So does this guy.
19:57He really likes you.
19:58You look amazing as usual.
20:01Would you like to go somewhere else?
20:02Yeah, of course.
20:03OK.
20:04Yeah.
20:05Let's see if that's what you could have initiated,
20:06Nick, I'm just saying.
20:07I just need a little time.
20:10I'm not, I'm not.
20:11Time is not necessarily something
20:13we have very much of, right?
20:14So we have to, like, really maximize what we do have.
20:17I know.
20:17This hesitancy that the young guys have,
20:19this is why your girl loves the daddies.
20:22Because they're large and in charge,
20:24they know what they want, and they
20:25know how to get it.
20:27I do want to apologize if I kind of went off
20:31in that breakfast time on him.
20:33Oh, come on.
20:34Yeah.
20:35It was charming.
20:35I was flattered.
20:36OK.
20:37As much as I like Jerry, I'm not totally attracted to Jerry.
20:40I didn't want you to think, like, I was
20:42the major jealous person.
20:44No.
20:46He really does adore me.
20:48But I have to be attracted to somebody's personality.
20:50There's attentive, and then there's overbearing, right?
20:53And he's starting to get a little overbearing.
20:55Anyway, I'm going to get back over.
20:57Yeah.
20:58I was actually on my way to the laser,
20:58but I wanted to stop in and say hi.
21:00Let me help you up.
21:01Oh.
21:06You want to go up on the hill as a group?
21:08Yeah.
21:09Oh my god.
21:10OK, you know what I love?
21:11What about yourself?
21:12Earl, you just said, do you want to go up as a group?
21:15We're a group.
21:16OK.
21:17Although I was incredibly disappointed
21:20when Ralph didn't choose me, Ralph's out of the picture now.
21:23So the only person I feel a connection with out
21:25of this group is Earl.
21:27So I'm going to take advantage of this time
21:29and get to know him as well as I can.
21:30Hey, Jay.
21:31Thank you for doing that.
21:32It's a nice view.
21:33Oh my god.
21:35Wow.
21:36This is so nice up here.
21:38Wow.
21:38What did you think?
21:39Oh my goodness.
21:41And you live in Arizona?
21:43Scottsdale, Arizona.
21:43Yeah.
21:44Yeah.
21:45So you used to mine diamonds?
21:47Yeah.
21:48Do you still do that, or what do you do now?
21:49For the past eight years, I'm in the crypto entrepreneur.
21:52If anything comes out of this, don't do it for yourself.
21:56Do it for your kids.
21:57Do what?
21:58Have one full bitcoin.
21:59What is a full bitcoin?
22:01Maybe 58.
22:0258 bitcoins?
22:03No, 58,000 right now.
22:05$58,000 equates to one full bitcoin?
22:07Currently, yeah.
22:08Really?
22:09Hearing that Nick was a diamond dealer and he's into crypto,
22:12I definitely think that he is somebody who could
22:14keep up with my lifestyle.
22:15What is cryptocurrency and bitcoin called?
22:17Is it like virtual money?
22:19Digital currency.
22:20Digital currency.
22:21Now, the cryptocurrency part of it, I have no idea about that.
22:24But I think that he's working with a little something,
22:27something.
22:28And just physically, what type of person
22:30do you look for physically?
22:31A beautiful smile and a fat ass.
22:38I love the honesty.
22:43It's a fiesta, fiesta.
22:45That thing was amazing.
22:47Well, where should I sit?
22:49Oh, OK.
22:51What is she doing?
22:52Because tonight's kind of special.
22:54That beer you pour.
22:56Stop it.
22:58Come here.
22:58Come here.
23:03Oh, did he kiss her?
23:04Did he kiss her?
23:05Did he kiss her?
23:06OK, really?
23:06You're going to try and make a kiss in front of the lounge
23:09where everyone still is?
23:12Yeah, well, they all missed the last night one.
23:16Oh, that was awesome.
23:18I still got the chest out.
23:19I thought you wanted a little more skin.
23:22I'm very sensual.
23:23I am a super touchy-feely guy.
23:25OK.
23:26I really am.
23:27But like.
23:28I got to step my game up if I want the prize.
23:33Yeah, like that's actually the first time
23:34you've touched me, like ever.
23:36Even though I really like Nick, we have great conversation.
23:38The flow is there.
23:40He has to actually show me that he's interested in me.
23:43I need to feel it.
23:44I need to feel it.
23:46Resend that.
23:48I touched the booty.
23:50Whoa, whoa, see now.
23:51Did you just feel my ass?
23:52No, I didn't.
23:53Did you just comp the feel, Nick?
23:55You literally did like a graze.
23:56People do that in church.
23:57You gave me like a church booty graze.
23:59OK, OK.
24:00Yeah, all right.
24:01This ain't too terrible, is it here?
24:02No, of course it's gorgeous.
24:04Beautiful people and the whole vibe.
24:07I've been hearing, because I'm in the streets, right?
24:10The streets have been talking.
24:11I'm in the streets.
24:12Like, I heard it was all about day one, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry,
24:15Jerry, Jerry.
24:16It was.
24:16But day two, three, four, it's not Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry,
24:20Jerry.
24:20That's what the streets say?
24:21That's what the streets are talking.
24:22I find Jay to be somebody that I've dated before.
24:26And then it didn't go past day three.
24:28Like, Jay's a guy that's super nice.
24:30But where's the spark?
24:32I'm sparkless.
24:34Where's the spark at?
24:35I want to see them go to blow.
24:37I kind of do, too.
24:39OK, so this is my room.
24:40This is a whole separate living room?
24:42Well, this is the living room.
24:43Oh, what's that?
24:45The bedroom.
24:46Oh, OK.
24:53You know how you've been trying to set the intention
24:55and show that you like me?
24:56I feel like this is my way of, like, showing you that I,
25:00you know, I like you.
25:01Is she walking to your room?
25:03It's letting you know where I live.
25:04OK, OK.
25:05Letting you know where I stay.
25:06Yeah.
25:07Where I reside.
25:08It's a big deal for me.
25:09Yeah?
25:10Yeah, I know.
25:11That's a big deal.
25:12Oh.
25:13Is this it?
25:14Is this it?
25:15Oh, you thought she was in trouble.
25:17I was concerned.
25:18You thought she was in trouble.
25:19I heard her talking loud.
25:20Yeah.
25:21OK.
25:21Nick is walking into my room.
25:22I'm just walking to your room.
25:23Don't trip.
25:23OK.
25:24Nick, I got my eyes on you.
25:26Don't trip.
25:26Nick!
25:27Nick!
25:28Who's that now?
25:29Oh, my god.
25:30Here it is.
25:30Here it comes, dude.
25:32Everybody, can I have one moment?
25:34What is going on?
25:36All I'm trying to do is just walk her back to her room.
25:39Wait, why are you cock-blocking me right now?
25:41Why are you cock-blocking me right now?
25:43Would you ever cock-block someone
25:44at the La Patel channel?
25:46OK, well, first of all, I don't like the phrase cock-block,
25:50though.
25:53Oh, my god!
25:55I'm going!
25:56Get me out of here!
25:58How do I get out of here?
26:00How the fuck do I get out of here?
26:03Jeezy!
26:04Nick!
26:04Nick!
26:05You're alone, guys!
26:06I'm not going!
26:07You're the starter of all this.
26:09Maybe.
26:10OK, goodnight.
26:10I love you guys.
26:11I got three housewives to cock-block the shit out of me.
26:16I was going to put my arm around you.
26:17Oh.
26:18And say goodnight.
26:19That's what just happened right now.
26:21And I'm fucking done.
26:23All right, I'll see you later.
26:24I'll see you tomorrow.
26:25Goodnight.
26:25Goodnight, Nick.
26:29Wow.
26:31Coming up.
26:32Next on the itinerary is the dating pool.
26:35Brand new men that are coming into the hotel.
26:38Unfortunately, ladies, you will have to eliminate
26:42some of these men right now.
26:53I go to whom?
26:55I've never been.
26:56So, Luke, you should go in the music business.
27:00They have the best DJs in the world, you two.
27:02It's fantastic.
27:03I'll make it, Delia.
27:05Last one.
27:06All you got.
27:07There you go.
27:11All right, girl.
27:12Great job.
27:14Do you get weights like this at your place?
27:16Absolutely.
27:17Do you really?
27:18Way bigger.
27:19Way bigger, huh?
27:19Yeah, one summer I rented a house on the sand
27:23for the summer.
27:24And it was like 30 grand a month or something.
27:27It's going to come to our feet.
27:28Here we go.
27:29OK, it's on.
27:30It's on the ledge.
27:31Oh, my God.
27:34I want us all four to walk out like sex in the city.
27:38Oh, OK.
27:40Oh!
27:41Oh!
27:42Oh!
27:47I think that when you all wear a matching outfit,
27:50you're like, that's your uniform.
27:52So I, you know, got the pretty cover up
27:55and matching sunglasses and a really ugly bucket hat.
27:57But that just makes it fun.
27:59And I think we look pretty flippin' cute.
28:03OK, ladies, we haven't, like, really discussed,
28:05like, we are very established women.
28:07Yes.
28:08We make our money, and we've made our money.
28:10So how important is finances with a partner?
28:14Can these guys afford our lifestyle is the question.
28:16That's the question.
28:17That's a good question.
28:18Do you have a lifestyle?
28:19No.
28:21But I don't know.
28:22We're not talking about, like, being gold diggers
28:24or being materialistic.
28:25It just is what it is.
28:26I think we have standards.
28:27Yeah, and partners who have the same lifestyle.
28:31Yeah.
28:32You know what's so crazy?
28:32The dynamics of the guys with us changes by the day.
28:37The day.
28:38The day.
28:40Because I would have never thought, day one,
28:42that I would, like, want to, like, hang out with Phil.
28:44Me neither.
28:45Never.
28:46What about Phil piqued your interest?
28:49I think he said he lives in Bel Air.
28:50Ooh.
28:51Yes.
28:52And Phil told me he has, like, a house manager.
28:56Is his house big enough for a manager?
28:58I want to find out, so he must stay.
29:00OK, OK.
29:01So Shannon, with your decision like Earl,
29:04would finances come into play?
29:06I don't think. I don't know.
29:08It's not at the top.
29:08Really?
29:09Are you going to go live in a two-bedroom ranch in the middle
29:12of?
29:12It's not.
29:13He doesn't live on a ranch.
29:14He lives, like, in a town outside of Atlanta.
29:16No, but I meant a ranch-style house.
29:19You know ranches?
29:21Yeah, I mean, I actually like that style.
29:24I really, I would say today, I can't.
29:26You know, I don't know.
29:29My last two relationships have been with narcissists.
29:33My picker isn't working very well.
29:35So I need to choose a different type of man.
29:40I need to attract myself to someone with a big heart.
29:44It's important for us to not feel like we're the sugar
29:48mamas.
29:48Yes.
29:49Hello, my beautiful Love Hotel guests.
29:57How are we feeling?
29:58How did last night go?
30:00Super fun.
30:00The fiesta.
30:03OK, well, ladies, next on the itinerary,
30:07a wise woman once said, your husband's in the pool.
30:11And we here at Love Hotel hope that your future husband
30:15is lurking around somewhere in what we like
30:17to call the dating pool.
30:19Although I am going to ask that you stay open, vulnerable,
30:24maybe a little bit raw with these brand new men that are
30:28coming into the hotel to woo you.
30:33I'm excited that there's new guys coming in.
30:35I worry about Earl.
30:37Excited?
30:38Nervous?
30:39A little overwhelmed?
30:40All of the above.
30:41Yes.
30:42Oh, my goodness.
30:43Joel, you throw a curveball at everybody.
30:45But we're the next guys.
30:47Let them in.
30:48We're ready.
30:50These guys.
30:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:51You haven't seen the new ones yet, though.
30:53I will say that.
30:54I will say that.
30:55And in order to make room for some of these new men,
30:58unfortunately, ladies, you will have to eliminate
31:01some of these men right now.
31:06No.
31:07Really, Joel?
31:08That's what we doing?
31:09I don't like surprises.
31:11I like to know what's going on because I'm always in control.
31:14You're taking the control away from me.
31:16Joel.
31:17I don't like it.
31:19I'm mad.
31:20All of that in mind, ladies, you each
31:24will pick one man that you want to stay in the love hotel.
31:28What?
31:29Whoa.
31:30One?
31:31Yeah, I'm feeling a little uneasy.
31:33I don't really know.
31:34I can't really read Ashley a little bit,
31:36so I'm not, like, overly confident.
31:38Can Joel be eliminated?
31:40I'm joking.
31:41I'm joking.
31:42I'm joking about it.
31:42I'm joking.
31:43I'm joking.
31:44Ooh, Chase got chose.
31:46Oh, my gosh.
31:47Sounds like somebody who is a little bit nervous.
31:50I am.
31:51There's no one else here I'm interested in
31:52other than Giselle.
31:54Everyone else is cool, beautiful ladies,
31:56but Giselle is the one who I feel the most connection with.
32:00We are going to start with the gentleman
32:03that you know for certain you want
32:05to stay at the love hotel.
32:08Right now, you have eight men checked into the love hotel.
32:11We are going to start with the gentleman
32:14that you know for certain you want to stay at the love hotel.
32:19Wow.
32:19I'd like each of you to take a key
32:23that you will be ceremoniously handing to the gentleman
32:26that you pick.
32:27OK.
32:28I want to quit.
32:29Where's my key?
32:30Where's my key?
32:31Where's my key?
32:31Where's my key?
32:32Where's my key?
32:33Where's my key?
32:34Where's my key?
32:35Where's my key?
32:35Where's my key?
32:37Where's my flat out of here?
32:38After everything I've seen you put through,
32:40is this what you want to quit?
32:43Thanks, Joel.
32:44Gentlemen, if you get a key, you're safe and you can stay.
32:48Luann, do you think you know right now who you want to stay?
32:57Let's start with Jerry and how wonderful he is.
33:00I know I love so many things about you,
33:03but I just think we're totally different people in terms
33:05of how we live our lives, right?
33:06So I respect that.
33:09So let's talk about Mark.
33:10Mark, who does all these handstands and yoga
33:14and is a very interesting character, very handsome.
33:17And I feel like Ralph and I had a nice walk on the beach today,
33:20but we don't know each other that well.
33:22But I like how tall Ralph is, so I'm going to keep Ralph.
33:24Oh, man.
33:29Luann, what?
33:30Like, because Ralph is tall?
33:31You have Jerry.
33:32You have Mark.
33:33They're actually fighting for you.
33:36Ralph?
33:36Very nice.
33:37Oh, look.
33:38Yeah, I'm feeling a little bit surprised.
33:40Luann picked Ralph, but I'm so glad she didn't pick Mark.
33:44I love you all.
33:45I have a good radar when it comes to people.
33:48And I feel like Jerry, I would be bored
33:51because I can't serve every day.
33:52And Mark, I feel like he's out there to play,
33:55not seriously looking for love.
33:57I can't fault you.
33:58I mean, look at the man.
33:59You know what?
33:59I'm looking forward to what's coming next
34:02and what's next for me is Ralph.
34:05Now, Shannon.
34:06My seat is feeling hot.
34:07You're in the hot seat now.
34:08Okay.
34:09You're good.
34:10We've all known you've had some good connections
34:12while you've been here.
34:14You've had some fun.
34:15You've had some laughter.
34:16You've maybe had a little dancing.
34:18But is it enough?
34:20I mean, I've really, I've only been on a date with Earl.
34:24I think he's a great person.
34:26We laugh a lot.
34:27And I'm, I mean, I'm just going to get into it.
34:30I'm going to give my key to Earl
34:32because I want to get to know you.
34:34Earl said, don't make me wait.
34:35Earl was like.
34:36Earl, Earl, Earl.
34:38Shocker.
34:40I'm picking Earl the Pearl.
34:42Who else am I going to pick?
34:43Like, no, he, I have a connection with Earl.
34:47We have kissed.
34:48He has seen the inside of my room.
34:50Okay, that didn't sound right.
34:52Ashley.
34:53Yes, Joel.
34:54We've seen a lot of chemistry.
34:56We've seen a lot of heat.
34:58We've seen some notes exchanged.
35:01Uh-huh.
35:01I'm not like overly confident,
35:03but I'm confident in that we made a connection.
35:05I felt like I have a little vibe with Ashley.
35:07I think she's on the same page.
35:09I think I'm chilling.
35:11Well, Joel, you know,
35:14today was really going to be a big day
35:16because, you know, Nick had mentioned
35:17that we didn't spend a lot of time together.
35:19So I thought maybe we'd have
35:20a little pool date this morning.
35:21Your situation with someone else
35:23can be different from what we potentially could have.
35:26So just, just need a little more
35:30of these kind of things.
35:31Yeah.
35:32Okay, so tell him about me.
35:33We could hang out at the pool tomorrow.
35:34And that was really going to be,
35:37like, if it was meant to be, fortuitously,
35:39then we would have had a date today at the pool.
35:41But he wasn't there.
35:44And my chemistry with Wale is insane.
35:47And your muscles look good.
35:49I'm trying to go slow.
35:50And, you know, he gave me one kiss, two,
35:54and I'm looking forward to the third.
35:56So I'm going to give mine to Wale.
35:59Can we do the third right now?
36:00And kiss counter, number three on the kiss counter.
36:10Keep getting better and better.
36:11It's getting good, oh yes.
36:12Now Giselle, we saved you for the last
36:15because you keep your cards closer to your chest.
36:19And so I'm really interested to see
36:20if there is any of these gentlemen
36:22that you've found a spark with.
36:24Okay, I'm going to say, off the rip,
36:27that this is, like, very difficult for me.
36:33If I had to pick, I was going to pick Ralph.
36:37But you're already here.
36:38Ralph's a smooth dude.
36:40He has, you know, he's in shape.
36:42He's, you know, the silver fox.
36:43He has style.
36:44That's the one I got to look out for.
36:46So I would like for Jay to stay.
36:49I don't know.
36:50How am I supposed to react to that?
36:52Thank you, I guess.
36:55I'm a loyal girl.
36:56And right now, my loyalty is Jay over Phil.
37:00Because Jay, on paper, checks all the boxes.
37:04I got to give a brother a chance.
37:06I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about that.
37:08Okay, all right.
37:09There are four men left standing.
37:11But, as your love concierge,
37:13I did pull a couple of strings.
37:16And there's one last key available.
37:22Who would you like to give this final key to?
37:25Gentlemen, I want to give you a platform right now
37:28which I believe doesn't have a machine
37:31and just requires a bunch of roommates.
37:33Okay, ladies?
37:39Ladies, there are four men left standing.
37:44But...
37:47Only one key left.
37:50Who would you like to give this final key to?
37:53you a platform right now to sort of plead your case.
37:56This is the time to shoot your shot with these ladies
38:00before they make their final call.
38:02I'd like to say, had I brought my guitar,
38:04I probably would have wrote a song with Leigh-Anne, Leigh-Anne.
38:08Aw, Jerry, don't break my heart now.
38:11Leigh-Anne is not in the building, Jerry.
38:12There's a Leigh-Anne.
38:14There's a countess.
38:15There's no Leigh-Anne here.
38:17Probably would have wrote a song with Leigh-Anne, with Leigh-Anne,
38:20with Leigh-Anne.
38:21You don't know her name, Jerry.
38:22But you want to kiss her and tell everybody else
38:25not to talk to her.
38:26So, Jerry, you and your small feet, you're out of here.
38:29Anyone else?
38:30I barely spent time.
38:32I don't know why.
38:33With Leigh-Anne?
38:34No, Leigh-Anne was the most.
38:36Maybe you should have left her alone.
38:37Leigh-Anne tried for yoga.
38:38So, you know, maybe I need to be more aggressive.
38:41Nicholas.
38:42Yeah, Ashley.
38:43If this is my last hurrah, I just
38:45want to say it was a blessing to meet you.
38:49That's very sweet, Nick.
38:50Phil.
38:51First of all, I'd like to say you're all very inspiring.
38:55We definitely have a lot in common.
38:58We just haven't had an opportunity
39:00to share those moments.
39:03The time has come, ladies.
39:04You've heard their cases.
39:06Who is getting that wild card key?
39:09OK.
39:10Can we huddle?
39:11We're going to turn.
39:12Take a set?
39:13Yeah.
39:13I think they're going to go home.
39:14I've never been so anxious in my life.
39:15Can you breathe now?
39:16Can you breathe now?
39:17My heart is pounding.
39:18It is what it is.
39:19How cold are your hands?
39:21I really like Mark, too, but, you know,
39:24it's not just because he's short.
39:26But that's what you said.
39:27I know it's true.
39:29Because I want to feel comfortable in heels.
39:31What have I said from day one to all of you?
39:33It feels interesting.
39:34You guys need to talk to Phil.
39:35I have said that to you.
39:36You have said that.
39:37And Jerry's gone.
39:39Unreliable.
39:40Jerry's gone.
39:42I want to keep Mark.
39:43All right.
39:44We've decided.
39:44You know, I'm trying to be a team player here,
39:46but I've been outvoted, and there's really
39:49not much I can do about it.
39:51Oh!
39:52OK.
39:53OK.
39:53Ladies, are you ready to make your final decision?
39:57Yes.
39:58Yes.
40:00Who is getting that wild card key?
40:04We have decided to give our key to Phil.
40:10Whoa.
40:12You know, I'm all about getting my girl hooked up.
40:14I've been trying for the past 10 years.
40:16And if Phil could be the one, well, then here,
40:18play and take my key.
40:20Ladies, ladies, thank you very much.
40:22I went in there knowing I wanted three men to stay.
40:26Jay, Ralph, and Phil.
40:28Jay, Ralph, and Phil are still here, OK?
40:31Because I just swindled the girls.
40:34Gentlemen, if you have a key, you
40:36may continue your stay here at the Love Hotel.
40:39And if you weren't given a key, I'm so sorry.
40:43But your stay at the Love Hotel has come to an end.
40:47Say goodbye.
40:48Bye.
40:49Bye, Mark.
40:50So lonely.
40:51I think my goal here was to be organic, be myself.
40:56If it's meant to be, it will flow.
40:59And if I stayed, it would have developed.
41:01And who knows?
41:02So I'm going home.
41:04Thank you, honey.
41:05You're awesome.
41:05I know.
41:06I almost cried when you told me.
41:07I'm feeling a little bit surprised.
41:09I thought it was a race between myself and Mark.
41:14So thanks again.
41:15Yeah, of course.
41:16I'm much more comfortable here.
41:17Sad.
41:18I know.
41:18You know, I wish I could say that it's just purely
41:21this emotional, cerebral, psychological connection
41:25that I have with Wale.
41:27But really, my coochie picked him.
41:29My coochie gave Wale the key.