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00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity in this programme, as it may not count and you may still be charged.
00:12One word. We are back. Well, actually, that's three words, but we're not splitting hairs as we're bringing you the best unseen action from the first week in the Love Island Villa.
00:22And talking of hairs.
00:24I need to straighten out.
00:25Things are moving fast.
00:27They've been in the villa less than seven days already. We've seen more than our fair share of dumpings, trumping, bumping, screaming, and things that go bump in the night.
00:46Are you ready?
00:47So sit down.
00:48Oh, it's sunk in.
00:49Oh, no.
00:50Not there.
00:51And enjoy an hour of unheard action from the villa that's all killer, no filler.
00:56Well, sort of almost no filler.
00:58You can get filler in your dick.
01:00You can get filler in your willy.
01:01There, it says a Love Island on Team Batch.
01:04Are you ready?
01:05Excuse me.
01:06Welcome to Love Island on Team Batch.
01:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:28Some things may be new, but the principle of this show is exactly the same.
01:34I'm going to wet myself.
01:35I'm really sorry.
01:37We bring you a show packed with the finest unseen action from the villa.
01:42We are fit to burst.
01:46I'm going to wet myself in a second.
01:47We're back and we're better than ever before.
01:52We're up and running.
01:56There's no stopping me in this.
01:58We've got a spring in our step.
02:00Oh, that's a trampoline, look.
02:03It's called a trampoline, right?
02:06Our Islanders teeth are shining and their tushies are shaping.
02:10As we settle down into some high-bro chat.
02:14I was 22.
02:15I'm so different now.
02:16Do you think your frontal lobe develops?
02:18My what?
02:19Do you not know what that is?
02:20No.
02:20Right, okay, so your frontal lobe is like...
02:22Here we go.
02:22It is the nerd talk.
02:24Oh, you are a nerd.
02:27So your frontal lobe is like a part of your brain that develops when you're like 25.
02:31Stop.
02:31And your brain's not fully developed until then.
02:33So, like, people say when you're 25, like, your frontal lobe kicks in and they're met and, like, you start to be like, no, he's a good kid.
02:39Oh, is that why they're immature?
02:41When do theirs grow?
02:42When they're 30?
02:43They're probably a bit...
02:44They're probably a bit...
02:45A lot of them are not.
02:45A lot of them are not.
02:48It's gonna be TV gold.
02:513, 2, 1, let's go.
02:56What?
02:57Yeah!
02:57And then they'll never report.
03:01Woo!
03:01But let's go right back to the beginning of time.
03:06Well, actually, just six days ago.
03:08And before the revamped villa had been stamped on by massive cocked wedges.
03:13It's a love fest.
03:14The revamped villa was looking fresh.
03:17It's a love fest.
03:18There's the beautiful bedrooms.
03:21It's a love fest.
03:22Done-up dressing rooms.
03:23Woo!
03:24The overhauled outside kitchen.
03:27Oh, yes.
03:28And an entirely new tube station.
03:31Slap-bang in the middle of the villa.
03:34TfL Transport for Love have finally finished that 1,334 kilometre line extension stretching
03:41all the way to be Yorca's brand new Loverpool Street station.
03:45Oh, everyone here's beautiful.
03:47And like the way it's carnivore.
03:49And the very first passengers to arrive on the Maya line were Shakira and Meg.
03:55I'm literally shaking a bit like that.
03:57Yay!
03:58Ready?
03:59Let's run.
04:00Go.
04:00Here we go.
04:02Look at us.
04:03We look absolutely stunning.
04:04Ten out of ten.
04:06Yep.
04:06I mean, we're either by choice.
04:07I know it.
04:07Exactly.
04:08It's a love fest.
04:09It's a love fest.
04:10It's a love fest.
04:11It's a love fest.
04:12It's a love fest.
04:13I think we're going to fall over.
04:14I know.
04:15We forget to swim.
04:16This is a public service announcement on behalf of Transport for Love with all girls
04:23change here for a hideaway park corner.
04:25Oh, you look amazing!
04:26Oh, my goodness.
04:27Hello, darling.
04:28What about Megan?
04:29Megan?
04:30No!
04:31Oh, Meg!
04:32Megan?
04:33No!
04:34Oh, Meg!
04:35Megan?
04:36No!
04:37We should do like Megs and Megs.
04:38No, Megs and Megs.
04:39This is going to get confusing.
04:40Oh, God.
04:41It's going to get bloody confusing.
04:42Oh, God.
04:43It's going to get confusing, isn't it?
04:45Are we excited for the boys to come?
04:47No.
04:48I was about to ask, when are they getting here?
04:49Like, you know?
04:50Hello.
04:51Hello.
04:52We're late.
04:53Unfortunately, all the boys were delayed as there was a jammer on the mile line.
05:01As we say here at Transport for Love, see it, say it.
05:04Scream it at the top of your lungs.
05:06Oh, it's over my lungs!
05:11And soon approaching Graffington Crescent was a whole bunch of New Islanders.
05:16Hello.
05:17Mind the chaps.
05:18Hello, hello, hello.
05:21Hello, hello.
05:22Welcome to the villa.
05:23Hello.
05:24How are we getting on?
05:25Hello.
05:26What's happening, Maya?
05:27You all right?
05:28What's happening?
05:29You all right?
05:30What's happening?
05:31Let's find out if he's the one.
05:32Hello, Tommy.
05:34You all right?
05:35How are you?
05:36Lovely to meet you.
05:37You so good.
05:38The Love Island journey may have started on track when Ben was coupled up with Shakira,
05:43Dijon with Meg, Harry with Sophie, Blue with Alima, Connor with Helena, Tommy was with Megan.
05:51But as we now all know, most of them came off the rails.
05:55Oh, change please.
05:58Before I let them in my villa, I always invite the Islanders to my top secret TV studio for a little chat which is in my loft.
06:05What's happening?
06:06What's happening?
06:07What's happening?
06:08Oh.
06:09And here's some unseen bitch you didn't get to see the first time round.
06:12Miss you?
06:13Oh no.
06:14I'm like, ooh, I die, die.
06:17It just feels like, it's like I'm on TV.
06:20You are, Meg.
06:21Here, catch this.
06:22I'm thinking, wow.
06:26I need it now.
06:31I'm excited.
06:36I'm very excited.
06:38Wow, wow, wow.
06:40Hit me like a triple caffeine kicking.
06:42Am I on fire or am I just tripping?
06:46Like, when I say I'm single, I'm single with 15 men on my phone.
06:50My little wandering eyes got boom, boom, boom, boom.
06:53I'm thinking, wow.
06:56Every single red flag I see, I'm like, yeah, that'll be fun.
07:01I'm looking forward to all the snogging in the villa, but the only thing I'm not looking forward to is my nan watching it.
07:08I think that a guy shouldn't take food home on a first date.
07:12It's happened to me before, that gave me the ick.
07:14Someone was sick in my car, I think I just like being sick with her.
07:19And it would just be a whole mess of just, just a concoction of not good mess.
07:26I'm thinking, why?
07:28I'm trying to get me flirt on.
07:31A bit of a flirt, a lot of a flirt.
07:33Every Wednesday morning we go to the retirement flats.
07:38And the old girls are out straight away with their cup of coffee.
07:41Your own little flirt.
07:42Oh, you look nice, Doris.
07:43How old are you, 65?
07:44She's in her 90s, but I've got to be nice, didn't I?
07:48Thanks Meg, can I have my inflatable heart back please?
07:51I'm off town the beach.
07:52After being paired up, it was time for our couple's inevitable getting to know you chats.
07:57These can be quite nerve-wracking affairs and poor Helena started to fall to pieces almost immediately.
08:03All my eyelashes are falling off, it's ridiculous.
08:06Megan Dijon's connection was written in the stars.
08:10Do you, erm, believe in star signs?
08:12Yeah, I can read my star sign, yeah.
08:14Before I come out here, something like the 6th and 7th of June is going to be like a day of love.
08:17And it's today, 7th of June.
08:19So what, do you think that this could be it?
08:21Wow, you don't know.
08:22You never know.
08:23You don't know who's walking through that door.
08:24Oh.
08:25No, I'm joking.
08:27It's weird, man.
08:28My brother's called Green.
08:30Stop lying.
08:31No, he fully is, yeah.
08:32No, he's not.
08:33Yeah.
08:34Are you asking?
08:35No, he's not.
08:36I'm so bored now, I shut off.
08:39Yeah, no, you're in, I like what you're saying, I like what you're giving me.
08:42I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:44OK.
08:45Have you heard that saying?
08:46No.
08:47No.
08:48You're picking up what you're...
08:49What are you picking up and what?
08:50We're dropping off.
08:51Yeah, I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:52Have you really not heard that?
08:54I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:57No.
08:58Don't worry Harry, I'll pick up what you're putting down.
09:01With rubber gloves.
09:10As all super fans know, the dressing room is the girls in a sanctum, a place where they
09:13can have deep and meaningful chats away from the boys.
09:16And here is an exclusive unseen clip of Megan getting something off her chest.
09:22Excuse me.
09:23I will pop a shot so he stood up.
09:26Because he just acts so nonchalant, like he don't give a fuck.
09:29Yeah.
09:30Excuse me.
09:31Ready, girls?
09:32Excuse me.
09:33Excuse me.
09:34Right, this is out of our hands.
09:35The more that we keep stressing, the more it's going to hide and everything.
09:36I'm going to belch again.
09:37It's a nervous from this time.
09:38Sorry.
09:39Excuse me.
09:40I've been a belchy girl today.
09:41It's the nerves.
09:42Thank you, Megan, for your contribution.
09:43Deep but not so meaningful.
09:44Rule one of a first date.
09:45Be cool and try not to put your foot in it.
09:47Or your backside, for that matter.
09:48It's soaking me up.
09:49You're fucking fun.
09:50Yeah, I'm going to get out of my hands.
09:51I'm going to get out of my hands.
09:52It's going to get out of my hands.
09:53I'm going to get out of my hands.
09:54I'm going to get out of my hands.
09:55I'm going to get out of my hands.
09:56The more that we keep stressing, the more it's going to hide and everything.
09:57I'm going to belch again.
09:58It's a nervous from this time.
09:59Sorry.
10:00Excuse me.
10:01I've been a belchy girl today.
10:02It's the nerves.
10:03Thank you, Megan, for your contribution.
10:05Rule one of a first date be cool and try not to put your foot in it or your backside for that matter
10:25Sorry guys my bad I got carried away drinking out of a new water bottle and I got caught shot on the way to the voiceover, but
10:31I'm not sure what's your day job have you told me already?
10:35Oh no, this is not going to happen. I'm not going to be here.
10:37Oh yeah, that is well nice man. So good.
10:39It's all only good being in here and it's all fun and games and that.
10:41Is it? Can we sit on the pillow?
10:43Yeah. How is it that? I don't know.
10:45Yeah, sorry. But yeah, it's all fun and games in here but when we come out, I live in North London.
10:49Yeah. How do you feel about that?
10:51We have a living job in Dublin. I told you that earlier.
10:53Where did you live? Brighton. I didn't love Brighton.
10:55Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry. Yeah, no. I'm not listening am I?
10:57Yeah, no, you're not. What's your day job?
10:59You told me already. Oh no, this is not going to work.
11:01You're my days. You're my days.
11:03Oh no, my memory. Oh, okay. What is it?
11:05No. Guess.
11:06You told me?
11:07I told you, I guess.
11:08No, you're not going to have to remind me.
11:10I'm an energy broker.
11:11Yeah, come on now.
11:12Oh yeah, go on Bill. I told you that.
11:13I don't even know what energy broker is.
11:15It's like selling people energy contacts on the phone.
11:17Oh, it's your sales. You're the people I hang up on.
11:20Yeah.
11:21No way. Oh my god.
11:22We'll have to save your number next time.
11:24Actually, can I get the number two?
11:26I'm thinking of switching the villa's energy provider.
11:29These festoons are costing me a fortune.
11:34Ooh, anyone got a torch on their phone?
11:37I'm not sure if you all know, but it's been 10 years since Love Island hit our screen.
11:44And over that time, it has regenerated and evolved.
11:50We've hosted a galaxy of out of this world characters.
11:54Me and Hannah are officially together now, girlfriend and boyfriend.
11:57We also witnessed extreme flirting that's had us all hiding behind the sofa.
12:03I think we can have a laugh.
12:06As well as raunchy romances.
12:09To paraphrase the Daleks.
12:12Fornicate. Fornicate.
12:16There have been some difficult decisions.
12:19Are you going to speak to Harley today?
12:21What about the recovery?
12:22I don't know.
12:24Earth-shattering showdowns.
12:26Don't mean it like that.
12:30It's thinner.
12:34And classic love language.
12:36And most importantly, raspberries.
12:39Oh yeah, because they're cute and hairy.
12:43But through that time, there has been one Love Island staple that has been on the lips of all the islanders.
12:49Having just undergone its fourth regeneration.
12:53It's bigger on the inside and designed to ensure our islanders rehydrate.
12:59Rehydrate.
13:00Rehydrate.
13:01Rehydrate.
13:02Rehydrate.
13:03Rehydrate.
13:04Rehydrate.
13:05Rehydrate.
13:06Rehydrate.
13:07Rehydrate.
13:08Rehydrate.
13:09Rehydrate.
13:10Rehydrate.
13:11I give you the Love Island water bottle.
13:15Hey, Dijon, you're a personal trainer, aren't you?
13:18I've just joined a new gym and my personal trainer is making me do burpees.
13:22So go on, tell me, how many burpees can you do?
13:25Um, burpees, how many burpees can I do?
13:28Hold that thought, it's time for a break.
13:30Time for a break.
13:51Do you know what?
13:52I was thinking, you know like all these chats here, which are like, not really part of the day.
13:56I think these are the things that get mashed up on the unseen bits.
13:59You're not wrong, Tommy, so let's get mashing.
14:02It's Love Island Unseen bits.
14:04Welcome back to our little old love shack.
14:07We're the show that gets you even closer to the action.
14:10Oh God, there's writing up.
14:12I just do writing.
14:14For health and safety, look away now as we love an accident.
14:18Oh no!
14:21That was you, that wasn't me.
14:23No, that was not me.
14:24You just distracted me.
14:27We don't believe in safety nets or those weird neck pants that sew into the inside of swimming shorts.
14:33Well done, yeah.
14:34Yeah, it's so uncomfortable.
14:36Just let it hang loose.
14:37And we're not afraid of a close shave.
14:39I need to shave the range.
14:40I'm not even being funny.
14:41Mine growls like a rapid speed.
14:42So let's ease you in.
14:43Is this a deep DMC?
14:44What's that?
14:45Deep meaningful chart.
14:46Nah.
14:47Of course not, Shakira.
14:48It's Unseen Bits.
14:49So before the break, personal trainer Dijon was going to tell us how many birthdays he could
14:52do.
14:53I've managed three during the break.
14:54How many can you do, Dijon?
14:55Um, Burpees.
14:56How many birthdays I could do?
14:57Um, Burpees.
14:58How many birthdays I could do?
14:59A lot of birthdays.
15:00Maybe a hundred.
15:01I'm broken.
15:02One hundred.
15:03You're joking.
15:04No, no good.
15:05A hundred?
15:06One hundred?
15:07One and zero zero?
15:08Yeah, of course not.
15:09No, no good.
15:10One and zero zero.
15:11Yeah, of course not, Shakira.
15:12It's Unseen Bits.
15:13It's Unseen Bits.
15:14So before the break, personal trainer Dijon was going to tell us how many birthdays he could
15:15do.
15:16Um, Burpees.
15:17How many Burpees I could do?
15:18A lot of Burpees.
15:19Maybe a hundred.
15:20I'm broken.
15:21One hundred?
15:22You're joking.
15:23No, no good.
15:24A hundred?
15:25One and zero zero?
15:26Yeah, of course.
15:27Unbroken?
15:28Straight?
15:29Of course.
15:30No stopping?
15:31Of course I could do a hundred unbroken.
15:32That is impressive, but I think I know someone in the villa who can beat you at Burpees.
15:37Excuse me.
15:40I know we don't do politics on this show, but this next Unseen clip gets a bit hairy.
15:50You're going to get your arse checked.
15:51Oh, fucking arse.
16:03On the first night, Maya returned, but just really slowly.
16:06Hurry up, Maya.
16:08But once then, she had a first night twist for her Islanders.
16:12Please welcome...
16:13Tony!
16:14Why are we here?
16:15Wait, Tony, has anyone got a boy's name?
16:18Tony, yeah.
16:19It's a girl's name, isn't it?
16:20Tony's both names.
16:21It can be a girl or a boy.
16:23Hello.
16:24I'm here.
16:26Get ready, ready, ready, ready.
16:29Hot new bombshell enters the villa.
16:33Hi, everyone.
16:34What do you say, everyone?
16:36Hello.
16:38And Tony chose Ben to couple up with leaving Shakira single.
16:43I'm alright.
16:47And here's an unseen clip of taxi driver Ben getting to know transatlantic Tony.
16:52I was going to go to Vegas.
16:53I can't believe you've never been.
16:55I need my tour guide, that's why.
16:56I'll take you.
16:57I've been waiting for a girl called Tori that lives in Vegas.
17:00Tony.
17:01Oh.
17:03Dun, dun, dun.
17:05Oh, no.
17:06I call Tony Tori.
17:08Really?
17:09Oh, my God.
17:10Do you remember her name?
17:11I have to remember, like, my toe and my knees.
17:14That's what I was talking to.
17:15I said, knee, and I was like, oh.
17:16He was like, shin?
17:17Don't worry, boys, as I've put all the names of everyone on the beds to help you out.
17:25How do you say her name?
17:27Alina.
17:28Alina.
17:29Alima.
17:30No, it's Ma.
17:31Ma?
17:32I thought it was a Ma.
17:33Bro, that looks like an N on that.
17:34It's an M.
17:35That looks like an M and an M.
17:36Yes, Alina.
17:37But an N is silent.
17:38Alima.
17:39No, there's no M.
17:40Yes, there is, bro.
17:41Can't you see it?
17:42No, that's what I thought.
17:43It was A-L-M.
17:44Wow.
17:45A-L-M?
17:46What about the I?
17:47Oh, yeah.
17:48A-L-M.
17:51Who's Helen at math?
17:52Which one's that, bro?
17:53I keep getting mixed up.
17:54Helen is the blonde.
17:55The lady blonde.
17:56The, like, looks like a supermodel.
17:57So, Halina.
17:58No.
17:59Oh, this is so hard.
18:01Halina.
18:02Alima.
18:03Alima and Helena.
18:05Alima and Helena.
18:06Yeah.
18:07Helena's the blonde one?
18:08Yeah.
18:09Come on, Ben.
18:10The other boys know all the names.
18:12I also find Harriet and Meg attractive.
18:15Harriet?
18:16Which one's Harriet?
18:17Mate, remind me of your name again.
18:19We're gonna come for that you forgot.
18:20Who?
18:21Blondie.
18:22Helena.
18:23Oh, my God.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:25Oh, my God.
18:26Okay.
18:27Try again.
18:28Hel.
18:29Anna.
18:30I find Meg and Harriet attractive.
18:32Oh, I give up.
18:34At least the girls are good with names.
18:36Yeah, I think your name's Halina.
18:37She introduced herself as Halina.
18:39I reckon we should just call you H.
18:43Helena.
18:44That's sexy.
18:45H.
18:46Just because you can't pronounce it.
18:47Yeah.
18:48I've been doing good.
18:49Helena.
18:50No.
18:51No.
18:52I've been saying it wrong still.
18:53Honestly, I'm so sorry.
18:55I will get to terms of it by when we're all gone.
18:58I remember it when we're all missed out.
18:59Yeah.
19:00The good news is that everyone could remember Sophie's name.
19:05Go on, Maya, your turn.
19:07Sophie, you are now single and therefore dumped from the island.
19:12Oh.
19:13Sorry.
19:14We all know that practice makes perfect and in this unseen bit, Blue and Connor are practicing
19:28counting backwards.
19:29Good luck, boys.
19:31Three, two, one.
19:32Okay, now it's three, two, one.
19:34Three, two, one.
19:35Three, two, one.
19:37Three, two, one.
19:38What's going on there?
19:40I don't know.
19:41What's going on over there?
19:42I'm not.
19:43I'm not.
19:44No, tell me.
19:45Three, two, one.
19:46Hey!
19:47So now you have to start it.
19:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:49And then you have a choice of the next three.
19:50So you only do two now.
19:51Fine.
19:52Okay.
19:53Three, two, one.
19:54What are you doing?
19:55No, totally don't, mate.
19:56No idea, mate.
19:59What is it?
20:00Three, two, one.
20:01Three, two, one.
20:02Three, two, one.
20:03Three, two, one.
20:04Three, two, one.
20:05I don't know what's going on.
20:06I don't get it.
20:07No.
20:08Three, two, one.
20:09Three, two, one.
20:10Oh, my God.
20:11I love it as well.
20:13Three, two, one.
20:15Nice.
20:16Ben and Harry were supposed to be the next ones to have a go, but they were still getting
20:20the hang of counting backwards.
20:21Give it a couple of weeks, lads.
20:23You'll get it.
20:25It's like this.
20:26Three, two, nine.
20:28Now it's harder than it seems.
20:31Over on the Sunday, the boys are pondering whether or not Connor and Helen's relationship
20:42will go the whole ten yards or the whole 9.144 metres if you prefer the metric system.
20:48Is she your type, Connor?
20:49No, not really, like, puss.
20:52Yeah.
20:53Shouldn't be a million miles away from it either, like.
20:55Yeah, yeah.
20:57She's probably like 60 miles away.
21:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:03That's brilliant.
21:09He's like, she's not a million miles away, she's like, 60 miles away.
21:12Oh, yeah, that's how we should say it, like, rating how much someone is your type.
21:20Oh, yeah, yeah.
21:21You know what I mean?
21:22So, like, with Megan, with you, she's like, she's within a mile.
21:27Yeah.
21:28She's like, you got there yesterday.
21:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:31Whereas, like, with me and Helena, she's probably about 15 miles away.
21:39She's very close.
21:4015 miles is long enough as well, though, because...
21:43Do you use kilometres in...
21:44No, you use miles in the UK, do you?
21:45Yeah.
21:46Yeah, I use kilometres.
21:47Yeah.
21:48You use kilometres?
21:49Oh, you grew up in Spain, innit?
21:50Yeah, yeah.
21:51I use miles.
21:52Do you use kg?
21:53Yeah.
21:54Yeah.
21:55Yeah.
21:56It's so annoying when he goes...
21:57Pounds is so annoying.
21:58When you go to the gym and it's pounds, it's like...
22:00It's just over double, innit?
22:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:03It's just, like, long.
22:05I don't think it was heavier in pounds, I don't know.
22:07Well, obviously, it's just over double in it, but...
22:09But, like, you know, like, a 45-pound plate is supposed to be a 20...
22:12Yeah, 20.
22:13...he plate, but...
22:14A 100-kilo bench versus a 225 bench.
22:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:19225 feels way heavier.
22:21Sorry, Tommy, I've checked with the experts and the weight is exactly the same.
22:25If it feels heavier, you may need to ask your gym to turn down the gravity.
22:37Over to the Love Island Kitchen, where we cater for the lactose intolerant and the lactose ignorant.
22:42Does anybody have, um, any milk preference?
22:46This one.
22:47That's not, that's egg whites.
22:48What?
22:49That's egg whites, isn't it?
22:50Yeah.
22:51Egg whites, soya milk.
22:52Oh.
22:53That's soya milk.
22:54Soya milk.
22:55What do you mean it's egg whites?
22:56Bro, that's got eggs on it.
22:57Sorry, Ben.
22:58Bro, is that not eggs?
22:59No.
23:00That's like chickpeas or something.
23:01Eggs aren't that small?
23:02That's eggs.
23:03That's eggs.
23:04Let me look.
23:05Let me look.
23:06It's a soldier as well, so I'm buying a linguine.
23:09Soya.
23:10They're chickpeas, mate.
23:11It's like chickpeas or something, isn't it?
23:12Yeah.
23:13That's not egg whites.
23:14I might have a bowl of that.
23:15Have you put milk in them already?
23:16Yeah.
23:17Do you want the egg whites?
23:19No, I don't want the egg whites.
23:21Sounds a bit weird, but it's definitely milk.
23:22I'm not trying that.
23:23No, smell it.
23:26That's mine's milk.
23:27Yeah, where's mine's?
23:29Right, I hate to break at the party, but can we move this conversation on, please?
23:33I feel like we've milked it for all it's worth.
23:44Oh, get Harry.
23:45He's managed to surround himself with four girls on the daybeds.
23:48What is it about him they find so attractive?
23:51Is it his mullet?
23:53His cheeky smile?
23:55I think it's because I got my black toe out again.
23:58You're black.
23:59I think it's that, to be honest.
24:00Right, you just itch me the fuck out.
24:02No, stop.
24:03I'm not trying it on me.
24:04You can't get it in.
24:05That's why the star is behind the black toe.
24:06It just happens every year through football.
24:08Football is just standing there.
24:09But hun, I don't believe that football excuse.
24:12That's bullshit.
24:13What do you mean?
24:14It's not a football excuse.
24:15Let your toes breathe as soon as...
24:16Your football boots must be too small for you.
24:18No, but it's people like standing on my toes.
24:21Like, it's two of them.
24:22Right.
24:23You want to have a look, don't you?
24:24No.
24:25You want to suck on them, don't you?
24:27No, no, no.
24:28I don't think I could let anyone do that.
24:30It's fallen off, and that's what usually happens,
24:34and it grows back, and then it'll fall off again next year.
24:36But this one's grown...
24:37It'll fall off again next year?
24:38Yeah, yeah, it falls off every season.
24:40An annual day.
24:41It's like an annual schedule.
24:42It's like Christmas.
24:43Yeah, this has grown in black already this year.
24:46You should see a doctor.
24:47It's like a leap year.
24:50It's incredible.
24:51Go to the podiatrists.
24:54I think I will.
24:55I think in future all Harry's unseen bits should stay unseen.
25:00Hey, Tommy, before the break,
25:01have you got any juicy secrets to tell us?
25:04I think a secret that not a lot of people know about me,
25:07which I...
25:08This is probably the first time I've ever mentioned it,
25:10so it might come as shock to my friends as well.
25:12What is it?
25:13Ah, no!
25:15We've not got time.
25:16You'll have to come back and find out what it is.
25:37Is that me?
25:39Say it, say it, say it!
25:40It's just an update to you.
25:41Oh, my God!
25:48Yes, an update that it's part three of Love Island Unseen Bits.
25:55How are we feeling, girls?
25:56We are strong.
25:57We are beautiful.
25:58We are slay.
25:59What about you, boys, already?
26:01Feeling like the one that's here.
26:03Looking like the man when I look in the mirror.
26:05Nice, boys.
26:07Great, as we have our fingers on the pulse with more on-air gems.
26:11Guys, wanna see something?
26:12Yeah.
26:13Look how small my finger fingers.
26:14Let me see.
26:16It is quite small, actually.
26:18It's really small.
26:19Like so?
26:20It's four centimeters.
26:21Is it?
26:22Oh, my God.
26:23That's my party trick.
26:25We've got this Unseen Bette nails.
26:27How do you type and stuff like that?
26:28I don't type.
26:29On your phone?
26:30Oh.
26:32Oh, you can...
26:34Yeah.
26:35Can you not get the toenails like that as well?
26:37You could if you really wanted to, but that's kind of gross, no?
26:42So, come on, everyone.
26:43Let's get moving.
26:45You can cut some shapes in there.
26:57Babe, are you okay?
26:59It's the amount that I've tripped over, this fucking gaff.
27:03Before the break, Tommy was about to reveal a big secret.
27:06So, go on then, Tommy.
27:07What is it?
27:08I think a secret that not a lot of people know about me.
27:11I do show a bit of emotion.
27:14So, when did you last cry, Tommy?
27:16Oh, God.
27:17The last time I cried, it was probably the Gavin and Stacey.
27:22The Gavin and Stacey special on Christmas Day.
27:24That moment when Mick stood up at the church and Smithy's wedding.
27:29Oh, my God, I was in pieces.
27:31I'm welling up myself now.
27:34Quick, play a clip to distract me.
27:37After ten years of Love Island, all these beautiful people look the same to me.
27:41But maybe that's just a Scottish thing.
27:43What do you think, Aleema?
27:45Does he not remind you of Tom Clare?
27:47A wee bit.
27:48Yeah, he really does look like Tom Clare.
27:50I've got that before.
27:51But I don't know how I feel about it, really.
27:53Why?
27:54He's good-looking, so take that as a compliment.
27:56I get Tom Clare every day of my life.
27:58Ah, he's not doing me a disservice.
27:59He's a great-looking lad.
28:00But I think I might have a little bit more than him.
28:03But no, they could be worse comparisons.
28:05Mm-hmm.
28:06Sure.
28:07I used to go called the Grinch at school.
28:09I swear to you, right?
28:10When I was, like, maybe, like, 12, this girl...
28:14They were laughing because I could see it.
28:17I could see it as well.
28:18I could see it as well.
28:19I could see it as well.
28:20I could see it as well.
28:21People used to call me the Grinch at school.
28:23Well, this one girl did, and then it caught on for, like, a month.
28:26I think he's really starting to look like Cindy Lou.
28:28I know.
28:29Oh, my!
28:30That's a better shout.
28:31That's a better shout.
28:32From Whoville.
28:34I'll tell you who looks like a celebrity.
28:36The Jean Ivan Toni.
28:38He is a dead ringer, mate.
28:40Harry said he thinks I look like Ivan Toni.
28:42So, yeah, Ivan Toni's a lucky man.
28:44Wow.
28:46Our lovely Megan.
28:47Hello, Irish Mila Kunis.
28:49Thanks, guys.
28:50Good job.
28:51I think Shakira looks a bit like Poka Hunters.
28:56I'll check it.
28:57I'll check it.
28:58Oh, we've said that Helena looks a bit like Megan Barton Hansen from Love Island.
29:03She's given that energy.
29:04So, I will tell her that when I see her, actually, because I've not told her that yet.
29:07I keep calling Blue Ron from the other Love Island series.
29:11It's your jacket.
29:15I don't think no-one's told me I look like anyone yet.
29:18Right.
29:19I have had no look-alikes yet.
29:20Right.
29:21I know exactly who you look like.
29:22Do you remember Sophia Grace and Rosie?
29:24You used to go on Ellenshaw.
29:26And they'd think...
29:28Stop.
29:29Rosie, the blonde one.
29:30Growing up, you looked just like her.
29:31Really?
29:32Yeah.
29:33No.
29:34I'm just Megan Moore.
29:35I've been told to look like Brad Pitt in a certain light, and that light is pitch darkness.
29:40The kitchen is the place where our Islanders like to debate all the rig questions, like...
29:51I don't know whether I want fried egg or post.
29:54Do we have any avocado?
29:55I know.
29:56I'm dying for it.
29:57Is there not any in there?
29:58I didn't even check.
30:03There's some big bugs out here, man.
30:05Yeah.
30:06Meg, watch out.
30:07It's...
30:08Islanders get scared by something!
30:12Oh, it's...
30:14That's a drone!
30:15He's in the bridge!
30:16He's in the bridge!
30:17Oh, my life!
30:18That's what I've seen!
30:19Woo!
30:20Woo!
30:21I've seen!
30:22That's a bird.
30:27What's on that?
30:28What is that?
30:29Is that me?
30:30Ooh!
30:31That needs to move away from me.
30:32Whatever that is.
30:33It'll go.
30:34It'll go.
30:35No.
30:36Stay still.
30:37Stay still.
30:38You look like a flower in that blue bikini.
30:39What the fuck?
30:40Mmm!
30:41Mmm!
30:42Where?
30:43What the...
30:44He's like watching you from an end, but chatting up gals.
30:51I don't know.
30:52I feel like me and Harry...
30:53Like when I was chatting to Harry, I said, fuck off!
30:55I know.
30:56It's gone.
30:57What is that?
30:58What is that?
30:59Oh!
31:00Wait, wait.
31:01Oh, I love a happy ending.
31:02Fights you gave her, just drop me off there.
31:03I'll give you five stars at the tip.
31:04It's normally around about week three that the Islanders start doing their hilarious Ian Stirling impressions, but this lot got started early.
31:11A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:12A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:14A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:15A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:16A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:17A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:18A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:20A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:21A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:22A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:23A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:24A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:25A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:26A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:27A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:28A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:29A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:30A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:31A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:32A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:33A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:34A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:35A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:36A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:37A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:38A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:42A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:46You sound like a boss.
31:47A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:53Ian should be threatened right now.
31:55I think he should use our voices and his voiceover.
31:58I'm not worried one bit, girls.
32:00You've got it all wrong.
32:02Look!
32:04Hello?
32:05I'm here.
32:07Get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready.
32:10A whole new bombshell enters the villa.
32:13Oh, wait, stop!
32:15Even the song's got it wrong.
32:18This is how you do it.
32:19Two new bombshells enter the villa.
32:24It's me and you, an army of two.
32:29Come on, guys, can you not count?
32:32It's Rommel, and he's got Shay in tow.
32:35And talking of toes are something you really need to know before dipping your tootsies into villa life.
32:40You want to get your toes out?
32:42None of the boys have got toenails or they're black.
32:46Nah, yeah, my toenails are rolled off.
32:48They are.
32:49Whoa!
32:50Shit!
32:51So how are your toenails?
32:52You're going to have to wait and see one more by the pool or something.
32:58Welcome to the villa, boys.
32:59Yeah, welcome to the villa, boys.
33:02Just remember to make sure you toe the line.
33:05After his late night in the hideaway, Harry was absolutely exhausted.
33:17He was starving as hell and I sapped him of all his energy.
33:20And as a result, he was feeling a little weak.
33:23Some might say wimpy.
33:25Oh, where's my burger?
33:27Oi, have you eaten my burger?
33:30Gees, you've eaten my burger, I know you have.
33:32Who ate it?
33:33I haven't eaten it.
33:34I know you've eaten it.
33:35Good question, Dijon.
33:36Who ate it?
33:37To find out, we're launching a special investigation to undercover the identity of Breakfast Burger
33:43Burglar.
33:44Whoever committed this crime will be doing porridge for a long time.
33:49First under the spotlight, well, the light from the fridge was Tommy.
33:54Could he be the patty pilferer?
33:56No, he's gone for a good, honest yoghurt and fruit.
34:04Blue goes in to get a drink.
34:06Stealing Shakira from Harry is one thing.
34:09But would he stoop so low as to nick another man's burger?
34:16Next on the scene of the crime,
34:18Dijon just grabs some ice and Rommel just checks out the cold cuts.
34:24Next under suspicion, it's Tony.
34:27Americans love burgers for breakfast, don't they?
34:29I bet it's her.
34:31Oh, sorry, Tony, just coffee and milk.
34:37Hang on, what's this blues come back?
34:39Bang to rights, bold as brass, brutal, little bugger.
34:49It's the breakfast burger, burkler!
34:56Gies, you've eaten my burger, I know you have.
34:57You ate it?
34:59I haven't eaten it, I know you've eaten it.
35:00I saw Blue eating a burger this morning.
35:02Fuck off!
35:03You nixed your bird and your burger.
35:06I did as well.
35:08Oi, did you eat a burger this morning?
35:10The biggest crime of all is having a burger for breakfast at all.
35:20Have some muesli, guys.
35:22You'll be less likely to get bummed up.
35:39Open up your love, I'll come in if you want me to.
35:46Open up your love, all your heart's thinking I want you.
35:51Hey, how am I looking?
35:54Look at the baby.
35:55Where's oil?
35:56You got oiled up.
35:57Oiled up, let's go.
35:59Let's go indeed.
36:01We're all oiled up and ready to slide our way into the final part of the show.
36:06Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
36:14And it's not just the oldie boys who need to avoid an unfortunate slip.
36:18If I slip a nipple, let me know, will you?
36:23So sit back on this sofa, but be careful.
36:28Because we have some banging clips still to come.
36:33Come on, strike a pose.
36:35And check, check, check, check, check, check it out.
36:44OK, man like Tommy, he ain't got to wear Johnny.
36:48Why?
36:49Because he got a little money.
36:50Hey, hey, hey, Blue, has he got a clue?
36:54Yes, he do, because he might have to go to the loo.
36:57Shut up, shut up, shut up.
37:05Here's the unseen clip of the girls in the dressing room,
37:07and it sounds like they are talking a load of Botox.
37:10What do you have, Tony? Just your lips?
37:12Yeah, just my lips, but I haven't gone in years.
37:14Yeah.
37:15The lady that did my lips was in Miami, and now she moved to the Dominican Republic
37:21and does lips and penis injections.
37:24What? What are you doing with this injection?
37:25I swear to God, you can get filler in your dick.
37:28You can get filler in your willy?
37:29Uh-huh.
37:30Fuck off.
37:31What? What's the filler in the willy for?
37:34Bro, what do you think it's fucking for?
37:37But then it shrivels up when it's wet.
37:41How would it go soft?
37:42Yeah.
37:43Asking for a friend, but what's that trip that you mentioned?
37:46Is it called Bawcock's?
37:51And have you thought you'd heard the last of Ben's rap and think again?
37:59Who does he think he is?
38:00Ben and Em, Ice Cab, MC Uber?
38:05But no, no, no, obviously, my name's Ben.
38:07I might write with a pen.
38:08Go on, go on, go on.
38:10I might write on my count to ten.
38:12What? Because I've got a friend called Glen and an uncle called Ken.
38:14I might have a friend called Len.
38:15What? Because my name's Ben.
38:17What?
38:18I like women, not men.
38:19Oh.
38:21I used to have a girlfriend called Bren.
38:22Hey, hey, hey.
38:24Did you?
38:24No.
38:25No.
38:27Because I just go with the flow.
38:28You know me, I'm not slow.
38:29Because I stub my toe.
38:31It's Ben and Cole.
38:32Because I keep it on the low.
38:34Only here, I've got a mo.
38:36On the boat, I might roll.
38:37I'm here to show.
38:39I've got friends, not foe.
38:41Boy, better know.
38:42Hey, hey, hey.
38:42Oh, yeah.
38:44See? I actually reckon rapping's my thing.
38:46I reckon this is what it's all about.
38:47It has flown the rapping career.
38:49What?
38:50I wish that unseen clip had remained unheard too.
38:53As we saw, the recoupling at the end of the week was as tense as ever with some long dramatic pauses and epic sweeping shots of the villa building the atmosphere.
39:10The ball was in the girls' court as they got to choose.
39:14Aleema chose new boy Ramel, Shakira a couple with Ben, Megan stayed with Tommy, leaving us with five single boys and Helena with a big decision to make.
39:26Me and this boy bounce off of each other's energy quite a lot.
39:30The past couple of days, I think, went from zero to a hundred quite quick.
39:35We both took quite a big risk.
39:37But what was that big risk, Helen?
39:39I was talking about.
39:41Was it the outrageous flirting in the hideaway?
39:44Yeah, you're...
39:49Was it Harry's pseudo-celebrity status?
39:52No, Tommy, sorry.
39:53Tom Clear, a wee bit.
39:54Yeah, he really does it like Tom Clear.
39:56Or was she dreaming of Harry's flowery trousers?
40:03They're pretty risky.
40:06I don't know what these are, bro, but these could be me, mate.
40:09I didn't see it, bro.
40:11Moody, isn't I?
40:12It looks like my dad shows.
40:13Geez, I think these are me, you know.
40:16Yeah, she's real in it.
40:17Yeah, big time.
40:20I love your fashion suits.
40:22Don't look, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes.
40:26Oh, my God, how are we wearing it?
40:29Oh, God.
40:30If he's got, do you know, like, curtains, that's what he's got?
40:33Where is he?
40:34He's got all his trousers and Helen's gonna die.
40:36She looks so fit and he's wearing that.
40:38This is cool.
40:39The trousers are wearing, but just wear, like, a blue or a green top, please, plain.
40:43You can wear that.
40:45I'm good, I'm okay.
40:46I mean, you can say, like, that's thank you for it.
40:49She might not pick you.
40:52Harry.
40:53Yes, it was Harry's flowery trousers.
40:56It proved lucky in the end.
41:02And someone else who was wearing a lucky colour was blue, of course.
41:07What's happening, Maya?
41:08Are you all right?
41:08What's happening?
41:09Something goes.
41:10Blue name, blue shorts, blue trainers.
41:13Blue by name, blue by nature.
41:15If we go all the way back to day one, it worked out for him then.
41:20But it couldn't save him from being dumped.
41:24Bye.
41:25Bye.
41:28At least he's wearing blue.
41:31He come in in blue.
41:33He did, didn't he?
41:34Oh, it ate that.
41:36Pure poetry in motion.
41:39As blue in blue, he felt a little blue when he knew it was time to say toodaloo.
41:43Toodaloo, blue.
41:45It's back, and as the saying goes, if it's not broke, don't try to fix it.
41:50It's time for...
41:51We're talking about...
41:53It's time for me, man.
41:56This time, my ass out goes to give me the best chat-up lines.
42:00I've never had to use a chat-up line,
42:02but it should have, like, come to me if I'm, like, looking all right on the night.
42:05For now on, you can call me coffee, because I'm trying to keep you up all night.
42:10My new favourite one is, do you want to go half-son a baby?
42:13Simple, sweet, and cheeky.
42:17They've never worked for me, but I'm going to keep trying and use them until they do work.
42:22They've definitely worked before, sometimes.
42:25Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
42:27The only number I don't see here is yours.
42:29Oh, that's a good one.
42:32Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 IC.
42:34So, Tennessee, you're 10 IC.
42:38Are you from 10...
42:39You just go up and say, that dress looks good.
42:41It would look better on my bedroom floor.
42:44Get away. No, thank you.
42:47If it's on DM, I have used this one before, where you go,
42:51oh, I think someone's impersonating you, and they always panic.
42:55And they're like, what, what, what, what, what?
42:57And then you send them Vanessa's Instagram account, because they're out of this one.
43:04Are you guys ready?
43:05Is your dad a boxer?
43:07Because you are a knockout.
43:09Did that land?
43:10Do you fancy a raisin?
43:19No?
43:20How about a date?
43:21I don't think anyone's saying no to that, I'll be honest.
43:26A fact tell me you have to cut some chatter blinds.
43:29I'm not an electrician, but I can certainly lighten up your day.
43:31You're a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you.
43:34Hang on, let me remember how it goes.
43:35Yeah, it's your 70 cent water, and I'm thirsty.
43:41What?
43:41I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together.
43:45Oh.
43:47I'm not even playing guards, but I've pulled a queen.
43:51Yeah, I like that one.
43:52The worst chat-up line, and the most frequent one, especially on dating apps, is,
43:57it's your name Shakira, because your hits don't lie.
44:03So annoying.
44:04Don't do that again.
44:06You're done.
44:08Come back next time for some more.
44:10It was shocking.
44:21It caused drama.
44:23There was a massive twist involving the ginormous telly hanging over the swimming pool.
44:28Come on.
44:28Girls!
44:29Woo!
44:29Girls!
44:30Girls!
44:30Girls!
44:31Girls!
44:31Girls!
44:32Nice!
44:33Oh!
44:34What?
44:35And here's the exclusive unseen bit of what they got to watch.
44:40Excuse me!
44:42Fucker!
44:43Wait, shh, shh, shh.
44:45Bro, is that not eggs?
44:46That is.
44:47That is like chickpeas or something.
44:48Eggs aren't that small.
44:49That is eggs.
44:50That's eggs.
44:51What?
44:51What?
44:52What?
44:53Look how small my pinky finger is.
44:54It's quite small actually.
44:56It's really small.
44:57It's four centimeters.
44:58Is it?
44:59Oh!
45:00Oh!
45:01You don't behave.
45:06We'll leave the girls watching some classic TV.
45:09See you all next time for more Unseen Banks!
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