- 5/18/2025
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00:00Previously on I Kissed A Boy, summer kicked off and the Maseria quickly heated up.
00:07But what could you want?
00:08Adam finally found his mojo with his match Ruben.
00:13Can I just choose mine?
00:14This is Callum.
00:15Kissed him in front of everyone, marking me territory aren't I?
00:22New boy Callum went from distracted.
00:23I like had my eye on you from the beginning.
00:24Prodigy.
00:25To connected.
00:27Reveal the name of the boy you want to kiss.
00:30Jack.
00:33And Jordan B was feeling the chemistry with Rory.
00:36This could be about us.
00:37Until a surprise spark with the other Jordan.
00:39I've never met anyone who's gone through exactly what I've gone through.
00:43Really?
00:44Left him with a huge kiss off decision.
00:46The boy left unkissed will be leaving the Maseria.
00:50My head is scrambled.
00:52Welcome to I Kissed A Boy.
00:56I feel like on one hand I've got Rory who I find really attractive.
01:17But on the other hand, I also really like Jordan.
01:20He makes me laugh.
01:21We also have like a deeper connection.
01:23My decision feels impossible.
01:29Jordan.
01:32Reveal the name of the boy you want to kiss.
01:39Now.
01:41Now.
01:53Jordan.
01:55And I still.
02:18Jordan, what did it come down to?
02:21At the end of the day, I've come here for me.
02:24And I think Jordan can help me in ways that maybe Rory can't.
02:28And what is it that got you totally interested?
02:31Well, at first it was like, damn.
02:33I mean, but then when we did start speaking,
02:36we did get to connect on a deeper level.
02:38And I think it was quite an emotional level as well,
02:40which I don't really open up to a lot of people like that.
02:43So that was a good cue for you that you knew this is something here.
02:48It was, Danny.
02:49It was.
02:50All right.
02:51Give it up for these two.
02:52They're going to join the love seat.
03:01Rory, how are you feeling?
03:04If they get along better,
03:05if there's things that I can't do for Jordan that Jordan can do for Jordan,
03:08then that's completely, that's fine.
03:10That's just the way it is.
03:12You found a great group of friends.
03:14Yeah, they're lovely.
03:15Didn't find them on.
03:17You're gorgeous.
03:18And there will be someone out there for you.
03:20Of course.
03:21Boys, bring it in and give Rory some love.
03:33I don't want you to go.
03:34Oh, it's OK.
03:35It's all right.
03:36Someone has to go.
03:37It's OK.
03:38I absolutely adore every single last prick in there.
03:41I love every single one of them.
03:43Right, boys, I'm going to creep in and break this up.
03:46Let's go.
03:47Say goodbye.
03:49Bye.
03:50Love you all so much.
03:52Love you all so much.
03:53See you later, everybody.
03:55I have the highest of hopes for myself.
03:57My man is out there.
03:58Let's have a little drinky-poos.
04:01And just like that, we say goodbye to our first boy.
04:11And he's clearly left his mark on the mass area.
04:14To Rory.
04:15To Rory.
04:16We love you so much, Rory.
04:17Love you, Rory.
04:19Jordan B sent Rory home, and I really liked Rory.
04:24And I also felt like they were a better match, to be honest.
04:27I just feel really sad.
04:29Like, I really liked Rory.
04:31And that just made me really upset.
04:34I'm not sure that's what Jordan B wants to hear right now.
04:39But there is someone who's not mad about his decision.
04:43I've got a new man!
04:46I actually do got a new man,
04:48so we're going to have to literally see where this is going now.
04:51Well, I'm happy just so you know.
04:53Well, I'm happy too.
04:54Well, if they are happy, then I'm happy.
04:56I'm happy to get to know you.
04:59Definitely a good kisser.
05:01Oh, zero notes.
05:06That's a lot.
05:07Yeah.
05:08But I'm really happy you turned.
05:10Did you think I was going to?
05:12No.
05:14I'm, like, very, very, very relieved.
05:17And it's also shown me that he is, like, interested in me now,
05:21and it's kind of made me feel like,
05:23He needs to take on some of my weight now, I think, as well.
05:28I don't know where it's going.
05:29Yeah, same.
05:30I don't know where it's going.
05:31I don't know either.
05:32Because I obviously want to have fun.
05:34Yeah.
05:35Do you know what I mean?
05:36Yeah, completely, completely.
05:37And I want to get to know you on, like, a fun level.
05:39Mm.
05:40It's also about, like, building up a nice everyday rapport.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Yeah.
05:45I think it's going to be a lot of fun.
05:47Yeah.
05:48I think it's going to be a lot of fun.
05:50Yeah.
05:52I feel like now me and Adam are finally at a point
05:55where we can really explore our romantic and sexual chemistry.
05:59But I don't know if it comes, like, super, super naturally.
06:05Can I have a hug?
06:06Yeah.
06:17Boom!
06:20I'm excited to have, like, more, like, um...
06:22Jack.
06:23Sorry.
06:24No, no.
06:25I'm excited to have, like, more, like, fun chat with you and stuff.
06:28Yeah.
06:29Just want to, like...
06:30Properly chat.
06:31Yeah.
06:32Obviously we turned for each other in the kiss-off,
06:34and, like, I was so happy that he turned,
06:36and I think he was as well with me.
06:38But I really don't want to come across that I was fully 100% in it.
06:44I'm just going to have more time to have a wee think about that.
06:47Well, tell you what I'm 100% on.
06:50A bit of shut-eye after tonight's rollercoaster.
06:53Buonanotte, boys.
07:06Do you want it right now?
07:10Right now!
07:12Morning.
07:13Morning.
07:14Morning.
07:15I do like to see everyone in their little couples, though.
07:17It's cute. It's really good.
07:21I'm excited to explore Reuben, if you know what I mean.
07:24Oh!
07:26Get those beds pushed together, boys.
07:31Like, give me something.
07:33Like, give me some passion.
07:36Some oomph.
07:38These two do look adorable, though.
07:40Yeah.
07:41You look very happy.
07:43Personally, I just don't see the chemistry between them there,
07:48to be honest with you.
07:50I think Reuben still has exploring to do.
07:54You are in hot demand. I need to keep you on your toes, Milo.
07:57Oh, OK.
08:00Waking up this morning, I'm waking up next to Callum.
08:03It feels good. It feels like I'm in a good position to get to know him better.
08:07Yeah, I'm excited.
08:09You love it. Look at you.
08:12With Jack, I really do, like, enjoy hanging out with him.
08:15He is a really funny guy.
08:17But since me and Jordan had that kiss in Spin The Bottle,
08:20it has kind of stuck in my mind.
08:22It was a really good kiss.
08:24And I move beds next to Jack.
08:26It's kind of opposite Jordan's,
08:28so we've been kind of, like, having eye contact.
08:34Let's do some morning affirmations. Yes.
08:36We are here. We are here.
08:39We are queer. We are queer.
08:41We are queer.
08:43And we take it up the rear!
08:45And we take it up the rear!
08:48Amen.
08:51Love that.
08:53Love, love, love that.
09:01I wanted to get that before you.
09:04Hello, darling. Hi, babes.
09:06How are you? I'm good, thank you.
09:09It's good vibes this morning,
09:11and Lars is doing his best
09:13to send out all the right signals to Jack D.
09:16I'm having an iced coffee today. Oh, nice.
09:19I want to get my flirt on a bit today, I think.
09:21I think I want to spend some time with Jack.
09:24We're kind of starting to ease up around each other a little bit more,
09:27which is nice.
09:28I've actually been a bit constipated, to be honest.
09:31Have you? A little bit.
09:33Some sexy chat for you.
09:36You might want to drop an extra shot in that coffee, Lars.
09:39Yeah. It'll sort you right out.
09:46I'm just, like, really enjoying chatting with you
09:48and, like, laughing with you. I have no idea.
09:50Like, we have the same amount of seriousness and silliness
09:53mixed together, and it's just really nice
09:56to have someone I can talk to.
09:59That's a good way to start the day. Mmm.
10:02Hey, boys. How are you? Hi, boys.
10:04Join, join, join, join, join, join. I'm good.
10:06I'm actually here to come and ask for some advice.
10:09Cool. OK.
10:10From my dad's. What's up?
10:12I had a really terrible sleep last night.
10:14Like, I just... I feel like I'm leading Lars on.
10:17I think I've had enough time to think now.
10:19Like, I just don't think there's a spark there.
10:22And, like, I don't know.
10:25I don't think you're leading anyone on.
10:27You've been true in your feelings throughout.
10:29Uh-huh.
10:30And you've been communicating that with him as well.
10:32It's just because you've come to that realisation
10:34doesn't mean you've been false to him.
10:36Yeah.
10:37I'm going to have to just chat to him today at some point.
10:39Love you guys.
10:40Good puck. Good puck.
10:47No, I can't do it with this one. It's the angle.
10:50It's the angle.
10:52That was the same as me, but at least I held it.
10:54You did.
10:59How do you boys feel about, like, body hair on guys?
11:03Like, personally, I love it.
11:05Hairy, not hairy, little bit of hair, medium-rare.
11:08I'm cool.
11:09Medium-rare!
11:10Do you like the bush?
11:12Don't mind.
11:13I've had bushes, I've had clean-shaven,
11:15I've had, like, trimmed, I've had a landing strip before.
11:17Would you really do that?
11:18Yeah.
11:19I think it is an optical illusion.
11:20Yeah.
11:21I reckon.
11:22We'll all come out with landing strips.
11:23It's like...
11:29So...
11:30Actually, I'm good.
11:31Yeah, are you OK?
11:32Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, yeah.
11:33I just wanted to have a wee chat,
11:35just, like, in terms of, like, open and honesty.
11:37Yeah.
11:38Like, I'm kind of feeling at the minute,
11:41like, I don't know what to say.
11:43I don't know what to say.
11:44I don't know what to say.
11:45I don't know what to say.
11:46I don't know what to say.
11:47I'm kind of feeling at the minute
11:49that I don't necessarily see a spark between us.
11:56It's not anything that you've done wrong at all, as well.
11:59Yeah.
12:00Like, it's... My God, so cliche.
12:02But I just don't want to, like, obviously, like, lead you on.
12:06Yeah, I appreciate that as well.
12:08Like, I do fancy you.
12:09Yeah.
12:10But it is what it is.
12:11Yeah, I'm sorry.
12:12Cos after a project, it's how you feel.
12:14Like, I'm happy you let me know.
12:16Cos then I'd be, like, wondering, like,
12:18if I'm doing something wrong or, you know.
12:22Yeah, it has taken me by surprise a little bit, to be honest.
12:25Like, I thought we were, like, really in a good place.
12:28It's OK.
12:29We've still got each other, yeah?
12:30We've got each other's back.
12:32But it means I don't have to feel guilty
12:34about getting to know some of the other boys a bit more,
12:37so it might be a kind of a...
12:41..kind of a silver lining to it all.
12:44Hello.
12:45How are you feeling?
12:46Yeah, I'm all right.
12:47Like, just had a chat with Jack.
12:50I think we both kind of established it's more platonic, maybe.
12:55You think so? Really?
12:56He kind of initiated the conversation.
12:58Cos I do fancy him.
12:59I was a bit gutted, but, like, I'm just glad he let me know.
13:02Yeah, yeah.
13:03And it puts you in a position
13:04where you can get on with your own thing.
13:06Hmm. Maybe.
13:08That's the spirit.
13:09In this masquerade, everyone's a possibility,
13:12so the boys need to have a good look around
13:14to test out all the vibes.
13:18And to help them do just that,
13:20Danny is on cue with their first chemistry test.
13:23Whoa!
13:25I love the dress.
13:26You look stunning.
13:28We walk down there and Danny's looking like a whole snack
13:32in her purple shimmery number.
13:34Woo!
13:35She's a vision and pathfinder.
13:37Woo!
13:38She's a vision in purple.
13:39She's like my eggplant fantasy.
13:41What is that?
13:42Oh, my God.
13:43Oh, my God.
13:44Oh, it's a record!
13:45Wow.
13:46It's a record.
13:47Ciao, boys, and welcome to your first chemistry test.
13:51Ooh!
13:54I'm hoping to put your head in a little bit of a spin
13:57because this is Put The Needle On It.
14:00OK.
14:01See what you did there?
14:03One at a time, you're going to step up here
14:06and choose a record.
14:08You are going to take out the vinyl
14:10and read the name of the song
14:12and think of which boy you would like to dedicate that song to.
14:17There's one thing.
14:19So if you pull out a golden disc,
14:21that will be dedicated to a couple.
14:24Messi!
14:26This is Messi.
14:29Let's put the needle on it, boys!
14:33First up, Callum.
14:36Let's go, Callum.
14:38OK, so we have a few records here.
14:41Choose one.
14:42Let's have a little look-y, shall we?
14:44Let's have a look-sy.
14:46Let's see what this is.
14:48Man E.T.A.R.
14:50Man E.T.A.R.
14:52OK, you ready?
14:54Yeah.
14:56MUSIC PLAYS
15:08Jordan V.
15:10Are you owning it or not owning it?
15:12Absolutely.
15:13You're owning it?
15:14Absolutely.
15:15OK.
15:16He's a really good-looking guy, and Man E.T.A.R.,
15:18I mean, yeah, I think that fits him pretty well.
15:20You've been getting a lot of the attention coming in.
15:22I've been a fan of Man E.T.A.R. from the beginning,
15:24with a lot of the guys, so I'd say, yeah, a bit of a Man E.T.A.R.
15:27I mean, you can eat me if you want.
15:29LAUGHTER
15:33I think just get this framed and put it on your wall.
15:36I'm not angry about it, especially when it came from Callum.
15:39LAUGHTER
15:41MUSIC PLAYS
15:45Nadine!
15:47Jack X.
15:50You're so vain.
15:52Oh, Jack X!
15:56I knew it was coming. I actually did.
16:00I'm really excited.
16:04Ah!
16:05Bad together.
16:06Bad together.
16:07OK, this will be dedicated to a couple.
16:12Oh, shit. OK.
16:14OK, it's time.
16:17Go on.
16:20They're going to hate me.
16:24CHEERING
16:28Oh!
16:29I think they're too different
16:31and I just don't see them working well together.
16:34I feel like there's another couple who I would have picked, but...
16:37Oh, whoa.
16:38I don't have any hard feelings against Adam,
16:40cos he did have to pick someone, but I thought he was smarter than that.
16:43Oh, that's a bit rude.
16:45Carry on, go with it. I like that.
16:50Boss bae!
16:51Boss bitch!
16:52MUSIC PLAYS
16:57Ruthless!
16:59MUSIC CONTINUES
17:07CHEERING
17:09Next up, Jack D.
17:11Oh!
17:14Hi, Mother.
17:15Are you ready for this?
17:17So ready. OK.
17:19Choose a way.
17:20I begin to wonder in here.
17:23It's Gold's.
17:25Already Over by Sabina Carpenter.
17:27Oh!
17:30Oh, this is so awkward.
17:32I'm so sorry.
17:33OK, jump up on the record.
17:35MUSIC CONTINUES
17:39Oh!
17:44I'm so sorry, guys.
17:46I'm so sorry!
17:53Not nice, is it?
17:55I was quite shocked to see Adam and Ruben get it.
17:57Yeah, messy.
17:59I think that maybe there's some other people in here
18:02that they would maybe like to get to know.
18:04Oh!
18:06I think he just wants a bit of drama,
18:08and that's fine, I'll give him the drama.
18:11I think you should have a look at your own relationship
18:13before coming for mine.
18:15CHEERING
18:21It's getting awkward now.
18:23I was like this, I was like...
18:26Do you think that he should have voted for his own couple?
18:29It's not my record.
18:31It's not your record. But yes.
18:33He literally pointed at us an hour after they've had a break-up conversation.
18:37Meow!
18:39OK, Angry Clouds.
18:41LAUGHTER
18:43We love you guys.
18:45Well, that was a lot of fun.
18:47Give yourself a round of applause.
18:49I was loving that.
18:51What a great soundtrack.
18:53I mean, admittedly, some bangers and some clangers.
18:55LAUGHTER
18:57But I hope it's given you a little moment to sound each other out,
19:01spark some conversations.
19:04Now, before you go,
19:06I'm going to choose a record.
19:09And this one,
19:11I hope, will not be dedicated to anyone.
19:19Fake Love.
19:23In this masquerade,
19:25I don't want any of you to be playing that tune.
19:29Dani knows what she's doing with Fake Love.
19:32I think she has planted a little seed.
19:36I felt, like, targeted a little bit,
19:38cos obviously me and Callum have been flirting in secret,
19:41so I'm like, oh, no.
19:43On that note, see you soon.
19:48Cheers!
19:52Dani certainly made our boys face the music.
19:57And I think it's clear
19:59that not everyone is singing from the same hymn sheets.
20:04Let's get into it. That was interesting.
20:06Adam, you shared your little self. I've got a few questions for you.
20:09I honestly think it was just because, like,
20:11I feel like other people's connections were stronger.
20:14I don't see it as, like, you being horrible,
20:16but I just do think there was another choice.
20:18And a natural, valid choice as well.
20:20This is just my opinion.
20:22But they're not facts.
20:24Some may call it delusion.
20:26Oh!
20:27How are you feeling about the whole Jack giving you that?
20:31You know, don't throw stones in glass houses.
20:35Real?
20:36To be honest with you,
20:37I probably could have chosen me and Lars at that point.
20:40It would have been fair enough.
20:42But, like, from observations,
20:44I don't think that Ruben's head is in it with Adam.
20:49Yeah, so obviously he mentioned the fact
20:51that yous have both shown interest in other people.
20:54Is that true? I haven't.
20:56I think it's important to explore your connections here.
20:59I think that's what we're here for.
21:01That's what we're here for completely.
21:03I mean, Ruben, are you joking?
21:06I just am confused.
21:14After a day of mixed emotions, it's time to get ready for the night.
21:18Ah!
21:20No!
21:26Ah!
21:29And this evening's drink comes with a trendy twist.
21:32Care of Jack D.
21:36I love that.
21:37So, it's very important in gay culture in the 80s,
21:40obviously when we were not allowed to be who we were,
21:43what guys used to do was stick a handkerchief
21:47in the back of their pockets.
21:49I kind of want the brown one.
21:50I want yellow because it goes with my outfit.
21:52Light blue is oral.
21:54Black is S&M.
21:56Mum, I swear, I'm just wearing this because I like it.
21:58It's a fashion accessory, OK?
22:00What is this colour?
22:01Dark blue is anal sex.
22:03Well, I'll have that.
22:05Sign me up for that!
22:07It was, like, a necessary way of existing as a gay man at that point.
22:11Which is fucking crazy.
22:13I think, like, trans rights, correct me if I'm wrong,
22:15you obviously know more than me,
22:17but I think being a trans person now is what it was like for gay men in the 80s.
22:21I'd say so, yeah.
22:23Yeah, where it's just, like, such a delay in progression, I think.
22:27Yeah, like, I've been through some shit,
22:29and, like, our only education is from what we're exposed to.
22:33Even within our own community, there's, like, prejudice.
22:36People that don't think trans people, like, are valid or they exist.
22:41Gender affirming care, like, did save my life.
22:43It saved me, for sure.
22:45Like...
22:46It just makes me so sad. Mm-hm.
22:49I used to feel so much shame about who I was.
22:52And...
22:54..I'm, like, so over that.
22:56I've worked hard to be where I'm at now. Yeah.
22:58And I'm just going to, like, celebrate it.
23:00Rather than being ashamed of it, do you know what I mean?
23:02Love you so much. Mm-hm.
23:03Yeah, here's been a very, very safe space.
23:06That's so good. That's so good.
23:08Cos you deserve nothing less.
23:10When we were talking to Lars, I was sitting beside Adam
23:13and I could feel him really getting worked up,
23:15and, like, I could just feel a shift in his energy.
23:18I feel like I have something to say as well.
23:21And I feel like you've just inspired me to say it.
23:25But this is, like, I've got anxiety going through my body right now.
23:28Are you OK? You've got beards.
23:31Oh, no! It's OK, you don't have to say it.
23:34Take a deep breath, take a deep breath.
23:36No, I want to say it. Good.
23:38So...
23:39..like, four years ago...
23:42..I was diagnosed with HIV.
23:46When I was diagnosed,
23:48it nearly killed me off.
23:51Like, my whole body basically, like, shut down
23:54until, like, my body kind of regenerated when I was on the pills.
23:58Oh...
24:01God, I don't normally cry.
24:04I'm so proud, man. I'm so proud.
24:09I thought I was going to die,
24:11and I was so uneducated around what it actually means.
24:15You know, there's a lot of misunderstanding around HIV,
24:19but taking one pill a day means that you can't pass HIV on.
24:26And undetectable equals untransmittable.
24:31I'm in a good place now.
24:33The thing it has made me is, like, incredibly empathetic towards people.
24:38It's just made me really aware of what people feel.
24:41I feel so proud of Adam.
24:44I just want to give him a huge hug
24:46and let him know how amazing of a person he is.
24:50This is another thing that someone said to me the other day.
24:53Like, I went for a sexual health test, but they said,
24:56are you clean?
24:57I hate that so much.
24:59I hate that so, so much.
25:01No, but I used to say it as well, like, before we had sex,
25:04I'm like, are you clean?
25:05But you shouldn't say that, because, like...
25:07Words have, like, carried so much impact on me.
25:09But does that make me dirty?
25:11Because I have HIV and I'm undetectable.
25:13No, it doesn't.
25:15I really hope that you don't see yourself as any of the words
25:18that people might associate with you.
25:20Yeah.
25:21Like, the stigma needs to stop, man.
25:23Yeah.
25:29As gay men, we all relate to the fear of being diagnosed with HIV,
25:35because it is prominent in our community.
25:37It's just amazing to see how far, like, modern medicines come.
25:41I think it's important to show that people can be successful,
25:44live healthy lives and have relationships...
25:48Yeah.
25:49..as much as people without HIV.
25:51Thank you so much for sharing that.
25:53Yeah, can't imagine how difficult that must have been for you.
25:56Yeah.
25:57It makes me so sad that, like, you were so nervous
25:59and so, like, scared to say it, when, like,
26:01you really shouldn't feel that way at all.
26:04It's so important you're here, though, Adam, and to share that story.
26:07Yeah, you're so brave to share that.
26:10Their reactions have been incredible.
26:15Like, I felt, like, such a weight on my shoulders
26:17and then when I shared it, it was just, like,
26:19stress and anxiety going to leave my body.
26:23So, here I am.
26:26Here you are.
26:27Here I bloody am.
26:29Oh, babe, I'm so proud of you.
26:30Thank you so much for sharing that.
26:32I'm so proud of you.
26:35Thanks.
26:37Give me a hug.
26:38Yeah, thank you for sharing.
26:40Thanks.
26:42We love you so much.
27:03Do you want a diva walk?
27:04Yeah.
27:05Yeah.
27:06What you do, step it and then as you walk through,
27:09bring this ankle to this one and then point this one out.
27:13Yeah.
27:14Yeah.
27:15Yeah.
27:16You're coming.
27:17You're coming.
27:22With Jack Esth throwing all the right shapes on the catwalk,
27:26on the terrace, his match is making moves of his own.
27:29Remember Callum, chest up, shoulders back.
27:35How are you?
27:36Good, you?
27:37I'm good.
27:39How are things with you and Jordan?
27:41For me, it's probably just going to be friendship.
27:43Do you think?
27:44Mm-hm.
27:45Right?
27:46Yeah.
27:47I'm feeling...
27:48I don't know if there is going to be much more there with me and Jack.
27:51I do think it's a friendship.
27:52And I will have a conversation with him about this,
27:56but that's kind of where my head space is at.
27:58But I feel like there is a bit of a vibe between us, is that right?
28:01Am I right in thinking that?
28:02Yeah, I think so.
28:03We and you haven't actually even sat down and spoke one-on-one properly.
28:07Yeah, we just give each other the eye across the room every day.
28:10There's a lot of conversations that need to be had.
28:12Exactly.
28:13Do we just do it as a four?
28:14Or is that better?
28:16What would one say in a four?
28:18Well, because we all need to have conversations together.
28:21OK.
28:23LAUGHS
28:26But...
28:27before we bring them to have their conversation,
28:29I think we should give...
28:31Oh, right.
28:32..it to a real phone.
28:33MUSIC PLAYS
28:44That kiss on the terrace was the confirmation that,
28:46oh, yeah, OK, this is right, like, there's clearly something going on.
28:49You don't have a kiss like that for nothing, do you know what I mean?
28:52MUSIC CONTINUES
28:56I'm happy.
28:57MUSIC CONTINUES
29:01Yeah, we should probably do it.
29:02LAUGHS
29:06Catch me out.
29:07Catch you out.
29:08Right.
29:09Let's go.
29:11Oh, Jordan's there.
29:12What do you need?
29:13I'll just wait here, will you?
29:15I'll just wait here.
29:16I'll just wait here.
29:17I'll just wait here.
29:18I'll just wait here, will you?
29:19I'll just wait here.
29:20Fucking hell.
29:21MUSIC CONTINUES
29:26I think we should leave.
29:27SHE LAUGHS
29:28We should definitely leave.
29:31Shall I grab Jordan and tell him to come down?
29:32Absolutely.
29:33Yeah, yeah.
29:34Go, go.
29:35Jordan, can you get Jack and come?
29:37Yeah.
29:38That's it.
29:39I'm so stressed.
29:41I'm so stressed.
29:42No, we've just got to do it now.
29:44Jack, we're being summoned.
29:47Me and you?
29:48Yeah.
29:49What? How?
29:50Oh!
29:52We've done it now.
29:53This is horrific.
29:55Hiya, love.
29:56Hiya, love.
29:57Hiya.
29:58All right?
29:59Yeah.
30:00Yeah, good.
30:01We were just a bit nervous to tell them,
30:03because it just seemed a bit messy.
30:05Um, so we've got...
30:07We'll have a little chat.
30:08Oh, yeah.
30:09So...
30:11MUSIC CONTINUES
30:14Can I gas?
30:15MUSIC CONTINUES
30:17Have you just flumped?
30:18Maybe.
30:20Sisters before misters, but not in here.
30:24Since Spindle Bottom did have that kiss,
30:26I felt like there was a little bit of something there,
30:28and I didn't really realise it
30:29until we were hanging out on the floor in the fall.
30:31Messy boots. You're both on par now.
30:35Do I think it's a genuine connection with him and Colin?
30:38Absolutely not.
30:39It's attraction, it's lust,
30:41it is infatuation with how good-looking they both are,
30:45but I actually don't think they're that good-looking anymore,
30:47to be honest with you.
30:48They took it so well. Yeah.
30:50I don't get it.
30:52I wouldn't be so sure about that, Jordan.
30:58I'm angry laughing.
31:00Are they for real?
31:01The fact is, for me, yeah, right...
31:03Do you know what? Go on, you go.
31:05I'm going first. Can I have the talking, bro? Yeah.
31:07So I'm not mad that they've made a connection.
31:09What I'm mad about is the fact
31:11that you couldn't have said that earlier on.
31:13So has this been happening the whole time all four of us
31:15have been together and I've been with Callum
31:17and you've been with bloody Jordan,
31:18have they been eyeing each other up the whole time?
31:20And, OK, yeah, they did tell us that they kissed.
31:22Why are they telling us at the same time?
31:24Because...
31:26Kill two birds with one stone, I'm not a bird.
31:28I'm a bloke.
31:36Well, it seems tonight that some of the boys
31:38aren't as off the hook as they thought.
31:44MUSIC CONTINUES
31:48It's annoying, obviously, because as up to now,
31:51like, I only have Callum to really pursue in here,
31:54like, but I'm not going to let a man think he's bothered my mood.
31:59Not sure Jordan's on the same page as you on that one, Jack.
32:02MUSIC CONTINUES
32:10Boom!
32:13MUSIC CONTINUES
32:36Good morning. Good morning.
32:38Morning. Morning.
32:41MUSIC CONTINUES
32:43I look to my left and see Callum.
32:45I look forward and see Jordan B,
32:47and if I look over there, I see Jordan R,
32:49and he's got a face like thunder.
32:51MUSIC CONTINUES
32:55How do we feel about potential changes,
32:57potential different connections within the group?
32:59All right, wait for it to change me.
33:01I want a new boy to walk through this door, like, right now.
33:05All right, well, what's happened?
33:07Well, so, last night, Callum and Jordan got together.
33:10Callum, you're OK. OK.
33:12I just think you chat a bit of shit, so we'll clear that up later.
33:15OK, we can chat later. Yeah, we'll talk later.
33:17OK. But wait, can I just say something?
33:19Why are we all annoyed this morning, though?
33:21Because yesterday when we said it, you guys said it's absolutely fine.
33:24Yeah, you did to our faces. So why all of a sudden...
33:26Because after evaluating the situation, it's like,
33:28OK, something could have been said before.
33:30Like, I'm not mad about your kiss at all, that's perfectly fine.
33:33You seem mad, but OK.
33:34MUSIC CONTINUES
33:37Maybe he liked me more than I thought he did,
33:39so maybe I could have handled it a little bit differently.
33:42But at the end of the day, I'm in here for me,
33:44like, I'm not in here to sugarcoat your feelings, like...
33:47At least, like, make it make sense.
33:49Make it make sense. Don't say one thing to my face
33:51and then make up something behind your back.
33:53So, straight talking is this morning's mantra.
33:56MUSIC CONTINUES
33:58MUSIC CONTINUES
34:06And as matchmaker Minogue says herself,
34:08in the masqueria, there's no room for fake love.
34:11Preach!
34:12Oh, how you doing?
34:14I'm all right.
34:15The idea about chatting to Ruben is to gauge where he is,
34:19because what we have is what I've given, not what he's given.
34:23So, like, what the fuck are you bringing to the table?
34:26How do you feel about things?
34:28I feel I very much like you,
34:31but I feel like you're not interested.
34:35You think so? Yeah.
34:37Is that the energy that I'm giving you? Yeah. Yeah.
34:40Like, I really like the way you think,
34:43and the emotional side to you is very attractive,
34:45and obviously you're stunning,
34:47but I don't feel like you're giving me what I need.
34:50The fact that he came and spoke to me about it,
34:53I do think that there was a bit more of a responsibility on my part
34:57to really, really let him know how I was feeling in that way.
35:01Like, as you're saying it,
35:03there's been a really, really, really big part of me
35:05that's really wanted me and you to work out. Yeah.
35:08And I think that's kind of been what I've been working for
35:12this whole time.
35:13Like, where's the oomph?
35:16I feel like I've just broken up with you.
35:20I'm quite sad, actually, it didn't work.
35:23Yeah. No.
35:25I'm quite proud of myself for just, like, cutting it off,
35:28because I'm actually sick and tired
35:31of just waiting for him to actually be honest.
35:34I'm not here to make fake friends.
35:36I want a boyfriend, and it's just not going to be him.
35:47Hi. Hi.
35:49Despite what's happening with Callum, like I said,
35:51I still want to get to know you,
35:52and even if that does turn to friendship,
35:54like, why is that a bad thing?
35:55I feel like, for me, that's definitely going to be friendship.
35:57But that's fine.
35:58Because I just don't think that you're being genuine
36:00with what you were saying in the kiss-off,
36:02and then the next morning.
36:03I don't think that's right.
36:04So that's where my issue's coming from.
36:05I don't think that's right.
36:06I think I was being completely genuine
36:07with what I said in the kiss-off,
36:08because from what my angle of the kiss-off was,
36:10I want to get to know you,
36:11whether that be we can help each other with personal growth...
36:13But do you think he tried to still get to know me?
36:16Yeah.
36:17Hmm.
36:18Maybe I could have told you a little bit sooner.
36:20That's the issue for me, though.
36:21You could have said something sooner.
36:22I do get that.
36:23You could have said something a lot sooner,
36:24and that's what's pissed me off.
36:25It's not just about you.
36:26It's about...
36:27But I'm here for me.
36:28Yeah, I know that's the issue for you as well.
36:29In my head, in the most convenient time,
36:31I could have told you, I've told you.
36:32OK.
36:33This is how to be a heartbreaker
36:37Boys, they like to listen...
36:38Oof.
36:39Today is giving break-ups.
36:41Even the statues have got cracks.
36:43But don't worry, boys.
36:44Just go with your gut,
36:45and new connections could be just around the corner.
36:49How's it going?
36:51I think that Lars is really cute.
36:53I think that there's more things to be learned about him.
36:56Let's seize the day.
36:58Seize the game.
37:00Ruben, I just keep getting, like, a vibe from him.
37:04I don't know whether I'm, like, delusional.
37:11Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.
37:14For the jiggle, for the jiggle.
37:17And shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.
37:20Move backwards, move backwards, move backwards.
37:22And shake, and shake, and shake.
37:23You're doing it, you're doing it!
37:31I think after Adam, I'm just in a mindset where I'm like,
37:35let's just go for it.
37:37Where's your head at?
37:38I mean, I will say,
37:41the only one who I'm wanting to exploit
37:44is sitting right in front of me right now.
37:46That's convenient.
37:47How do you feel about that?
37:49I really am very intrigued by you.
37:51There is kind of, like, this level to you
37:54that I'm, like, really curious about.
37:56And obviously, you're, like, insanely attractive.
38:00And your eyes are, like, amazing.
38:01You have the most insane eyes.
38:04The most insane eyes.
38:14Say you're gonna break my fall
38:16Say you're gonna stay forever
38:18Baby, this is all I want
38:20Cos all my bones
38:24Are begging me to beg for you
38:26Begging me to beg for your love
38:30Swear I'm gonna hold your hand
38:32Swear I'm gonna break your fall
38:34Ruben is so fucking hot.
38:38Oh, my God.
38:39All my bones
38:42Are begging me to beg for you
38:45Begging me to beg for your love
38:49I'm getting a bit flustered now.
38:51Me too, me too, me too.
38:56Yeah, that was...
38:58Yeah, that was hot.
38:59That was really hot.
39:00Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
39:04Ooh, I need a little lie down after that.
39:07Or maybe a little snack.
39:09I feel like hummus is very gay.
39:11Oh, hummus is so gay.
39:12Chocolatey wood, gay.
39:14Cheese.
39:15I think cheese is straight
39:16unless it's cut up into little bits and it's gay.
39:18Yeah, if it's just a big, ugly block, it's true.
39:20It's so hard
39:23Speaking of cheese,
39:25here's a man who definitely knows his Gorgonzola
39:28from his grana padano.
39:29Oh, my God.
39:30Hi, boys.
39:32Emanuele.
39:34Emanuele, love it when he comes.
39:37Oh.
39:40Stop it.
39:42I love it when he arrives.
39:44How are you feeling?
39:45Good.
39:46Good.
39:47I'm peering myself now your ear, Emanuele.
39:49I love you.
39:50Right, Dan has asked me to give you these notes.
39:52There you go.
39:53Ooh, girl.
39:56And you guys enjoy the rest of the day.
39:57Ciao, ciao.
39:58Ciao.
39:59Emanuele, bye, sexy.
40:00Right, everyone?
40:01Come on.
40:02What is in the note?
40:04Would you like to share?
40:05Ah!
40:06OK, are you ready?
40:07Go on.
40:08Buongiorno, boys.
40:09Ooh.
40:11I hope you don't get starstruck
40:13because tonight at the Masseria
40:15will be filled with your queer heroes.
40:17It's like goodness.
40:18It's time to strut the red carpet for icons party.
40:21Oh, God.
40:23Oh, my God.
40:25Love and kisses, Danny.
40:27Oh, my God.
40:29Oh, my God.
40:32I'm just going to get ready straight away.
40:34Oh, my God.
40:35Claim to fame, glamour for glamour.
40:38Oh, my God.
40:40Oh, my God.
40:41Claim to fame, glamour for glamour.
40:44We're going to do icons.
40:46We're going to do icons.
40:48Icons.
40:49Icons.
40:56Icon party!
40:58Let's go.
40:59Bring it on, boys.
41:01I'm bloody out on John, babes.
41:11My name's Tutu Gatwa,
41:13and I am the Scottish Rwandan Time Lord.
41:18He is queer, he is black,
41:20and he's unapologetically himself.
41:22Cos I make it just look so easy
41:26I could do this all day
41:29My queer icon is Princess Diana.
41:36There were three of us in this marriage.
41:38It was quite crowded.
41:42I decided to go as Patroclus.
41:47He's a gay hero from Greek mythological times.
41:50My icon for tonight is Manvindra Gohil,
41:54the first openly gay prince in India.
42:00It's me, Frankenstein's monster.
42:05Mary Shelley was queer,
42:06and I also really just wanted to paint myself green.
42:09We have lots of unbelievable ingredients.
42:11I didn't think I was into stuff like that, but here we are.
42:21I'm dressed as Jake Daniels.
42:26The only openly gay footballer in the UK.
42:33I am the GOAT, Tyler, the Creator.
42:37A rapper, fashion icon.
42:39Yeah, I love him.
42:43I mean, Tyler, the Creator was pretty fit, wasn't he?
42:47You know, tonight I'm feeling a little out of control.
42:54I am the one and only Grace Jones.
43:04Oh, darling.
43:07I am Lisa Vanderpump.
43:09This is my little sex monster, Jiggy.
43:13I'm loving Lars just completely embodying Lisa Vanderpump.
43:36The icon party was nothing short of iconic.
43:39And just, like, cool as fuck.
43:44But hold up.
43:45There's one more icon who can really make this party pop.
43:57Iconically late, of course.
43:59It's Miss Dani Minogue.
44:05We're at the party, busting a few moves, having a little dance.
44:08And in walks Dani.
44:19Oh, my God, Dani Minogue looked like a goddess from the desert
44:24sent to the Maseria to cause some chaos.
44:29My boys, you are looking fabulous!
44:32This is amazing to see you all dressed up.
44:35So beautiful, so sparkly.
44:37I hope you're enjoying the party.
44:39But I want you to form a line.
44:45Oh, shit.
44:49Who is being absolutely honest about how they feel?
44:58Savage.
44:59And who is playing games?
45:03I want the most honest up this end.
45:07And those playing games down this end.
45:13Wow.
45:14You have exactly five minutes to sort it out.
45:23How the hell can we do that?
45:26And that is what you call iconic.
45:29Well, I'm going to go stand over there,
45:31because I broke up with Ruben today.
45:33And I feel like that's pretty honest.
45:36I'm just going to stand here.
45:38I'm not going to lie, Jordan B, baby, you're looking at the bottom.
45:41I'll go bottom, but you two are with me.
45:43How am I at the bottom? I've not lied about nothing.
45:45OK, I'll say bottom.
45:47Tell me what I'm lying about.
45:49Don't make me out to be a liar when I'm not Jordan.
45:51I'm not. Just saying you play games.
45:53I play games with Ruben, open and honest.
45:55So I've been just as open and honest as you.
45:57What's the thing we've all been pretty open and honest to?
46:00Well, Ruben, you weren't really honest with me.
46:02I had to pull you up, so you should be down there.
46:07Is everybody happy?
46:09I feel like, no, not everybody's happy.
46:11I just think the quiet ones are getting us got free
46:13and the loud ones are being put to the end of the queue.
46:15I think we're more honest than them.
46:17Than who?
46:18Than everyone down there.
46:19So you think you're more honest than everyone down there?
46:21We're playing games, but we've been honest about the games.
46:24So who over here hasn't been honest, then?
46:26I'm not saying that you've not been honest,
46:28but I'm just saying that we've not been dishonest.
46:33OK.
46:35Wow.
46:37Interesting.
46:39Very, very.
46:41In the Masseria, there's no time for games.
46:50Boys, there are ten of you stood in front of me.
46:54But I can tell you,
46:57there will not be ten boys waking up tomorrow
47:00What?
47:02Oh, my God.
47:08I'm going home.
47:10I've just got into something that I actually really like,
47:13and I'm going to go home and I'm fuming about it.
47:24Next time on I Kissed A Boy.
47:26I think I've caused a gay panic.
47:28You should have been honest from the get-go.
47:30Hang on, let me finish. I'm not done.
47:32Have I been coming across as some dickhead player?
47:35We've just had a couple of kisses.
47:37I'm raging. I'm so pissed off.
47:39I just need a minute.
47:41The party games are over, boys.
47:43It's time to decide where you stand.
47:46Boys!
47:48Three more boys. It's giving bakake.
47:58Take me by my hand into the night, yeah
48:00We could be the one
48:02We could be the one
48:04Get in the car, let the music start
48:06Have a little faith in an open heart, yeah
48:09We could be the one
48:11We could be the one
48:13Me on my time, we on kiss
48:15Me on my time, we on kiss
48:17Me on my time, we on kiss
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